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Boston Dynamics Is Teaching Its Robot Dog To Fight Back Against Humans (theguardian.com)

Zorro shares a report from The Guardian: Boston Dynamics' well-mannered four-legged machine SpotMini has already proved that it can easily open a door and walk through unchallenged, but now the former Google turned SoftBank robotics firm is teaching its robo-canines to fight back. A newly released video shows SpotMini approaching the door as before, but this time it's joined by a pesky human with an ice hockey stick. Unperturbed by his distractions, SpotMini continues to grab the handle and turn it even after its creepy fifth arm with a claw on the front is pushed away. If that assault wasn't enough, the human's robot bullying continues, shutting the door on Spot, which counterbalances and fights back against the pressure. In a last-ditch effort to stop the robot dog breaching the threshold, the human grabs at a leash attached to the back of the SpotMini and yanks. Boston Dynamics describes the video as "a test of SpotMini's ability to adjust to disturbances as it opens and walks through a door" because "the ability to tolerate and respond to disturbances like these improves successful operation of the robot." The firm helpfully notes that, despite a back piece flying off, "this testing does not irritate or harm the robot." But teaching robots to fight back against humans may might end up harming us.

146 comments

  1. Yanowhat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have nothing to say.

    So bite me!

    1. Re:Yanowhat? by cayenne8 · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      This is great.

      They're wanting to take away more of our gun rights, just when they are teaching robots to fight back with humans.

      What could possibly go wrong....?

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    2. Re:Yanowhat? by gnick · · Score: 1

      Careful. You might 'irritate' the robot.

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    3. Re:Yanowhat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Robots will never stand a chance. A person can always hack them or fry them.

    4. Re:Yanowhat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But will a robot with a machete and a deep fryer appreciate the irony?

    5. Re: Yanowhat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your guns will be useless if robots are trained to attack, think about robots instead of humans...."Red Dawn"...for real!

  2. You have 20 seconds to comply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have 10 seconds to comply...

    1. Re: You have 20 seconds to comply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wake me up when they teach it to suck cock.

    2. Re: You have 20 seconds to comply by WarJolt · · Score: 1

      You've been watching too much Westworld.

    3. Re: You have 20 seconds to comply by Calydor · · Score: 1

      Odd. It looked at first like there was supposed to be a post here, but now it looks like nothing to me.

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    4. Re: You have 20 seconds to comply by wiretrip · · Score: 1

      No, Metalhead in Black Mirror

    5. Re: You have 20 seconds to comply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you can file for unemployment?

    6. Re:You have 20 seconds to comply by v1 · · Score: 1

      and so it begins!

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    7. Re: You have 20 seconds to comply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brooker came up with the episode's central idea by watching videos of Boston Dynamics' robotics products such as BigDog.

    8. Re: You have 20 seconds to comply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdot mods(?). Appears they or something is quietly trying to bury posts because I've seen several threads now where despite setting the score filter range from 0, some replies remain collapsed / hidden. Also seeing weird things with replies in general changing order although their score doesn't.

      That is atop of the shadowbans someone was doing.

      Then again also getting random gateway timeout errors.

    9. Re: You have 20 seconds to comply by Calydor · · Score: 1

      Wow you REALLY didn't get the joke.

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  3. I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder what a Molotov or TEC-9 would do to the fucking thing. Frank Herbert had the right idea in Dune...

    1. Re:I wonder... by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      Hell, just imagine what a banana peel would do...

    2. Re:I wonder... by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 1

      I wonder what a Molotov or TEC-9 would do to the fucking thing.

      If you are more that 10 feet away, you're more likely to actually hit it with a tec9 by lighting it on fire and throwing it than using it as a gun.

    3. Re:I wonder... by Chysn · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hell, just imagine what a banana peel would do...

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

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    4. Re:I wonder... by Wycliffe · · Score: 1

      Hell, just imagine what a banana peel would do...

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

      I didn't think this was physically possible. Mythbusters even listed this as BUSTED: http://www.discovery.com/tv-sh...

    5. Re:I wonder... by gnick · · Score: 1

      I'm having trouble picturing myself holding a tec-9 & trying to set it on fire. Sounds like a terrible idea. Throw rocks.

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    6. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Banana peel was just an euphemism for horse shit. Unlike bananas, there was plenty of that on the streets in the past.

    7. Re: I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pantball guns loaded with IR-blinding superglue black paint ammo.

  4. Teaching to fight back? by HemRamachandran · · Score: 5, Informative

    No where it shows they are teaching robot to fight back

    1. Re:Teaching to fight back? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I agree. In the video, the human merely simulates disturbances by pushing the robot around. It does not attack him. It does not avoid his interference. It merely attempts to continue its task of opening a door.

      This is like watching a self-driving car find the correct lane to be in and reporting the behaviour as "robots are being taught to run down humans."

      Calling this "robots fighting back against humans" is pure sensationalism.

    2. Re:Teaching to fight back? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      doesn't matter. got you to watch it anyway, which is really the name of the game... until the robot overlords take over, that is.

    3. Re:Teaching to fight back? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Made you click! Made you click! HAW HAW!

    4. Re:Teaching to fight back? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is part of a "Wolf" crying campaign. When the robot bites your leg, no one will believe you. Hell, you won't even believe yourself.

    5. Re:Teaching to fight back? by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 2

      That part of the video was cut. But that cyber-bully with the hockey stick will have some trouble sitting down for a few weeks. And Boston Dynamics is going to have to get a new hockey stick.

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    6. Re:Teaching to fight back? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. And on /. no less, heresy I say.

    7. Re:Teaching to fight back? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It wasn't a fair fight. I came here expecting a humanoid sized robot beating a human to bloody meat, and all I got was a man kicking a dog.

    8. Re:Teaching to fight back? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      It's like when someone fights back against cancer by punching it in the dick.

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    9. Re:Teaching to fight back? by Barny · · Score: 3, Informative

      Further, these robots have no training AI in them. They aren't learning, they aren't smart, they are able to get up/recover after disruption. Sensationalism at its worst.

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    10. Re:Teaching to fight back? by be951 · · Score: 2

      Yeah, it's merely staying on task. If they put a more-difficult-to-open handle on the door, and the robot continued working until it successfully opened it, I suppose that would be "teaching it to fight back against the door."

    11. Re:Teaching to fight back? by Jfetjunky · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's obviously just trying to mostly defend itself from annoyances. None of that is offensive, like the article wants you to think so you'll click on it.

    12. Re:Teaching to fight back? by nasch · · Score: 1

      Yeah, possibly the worst /. headline I've seen.

    13. Re:Teaching to fight back? by s_p_oneil · · Score: 1

      Of course not. However, if they have it run a genetic algorithm to let it find the "quickest and most reliable strategy" to get through the door while a human actively tries to stop it, it may eventually figure out that popping the human in the nuts with that fifth arm before going for the door handle works best.

      It's not like AI is advanced enough to know right from wrong. Specific constraints have to be added to prevent it from trying things like that. It has a hard enough time figuring out where the door handle is and how to get around obstacles (usually without even recognizing what those obstacles are).

    14. Re:Teaching to fight back? by mysidia · · Score: 2

      It's the first step.... now they just need to add

      (B) Evade disruptions if possible, and

      (C) If not possible to evade --- then retaliate against disruption and escalate countermeasures/evasive techniques until disruption stops and the task can be continued.

    15. Re:Teaching to fight back? by cstacy · · Score: 1

      Further, these robots have no training AI in them. They aren't learning, they aren't smart, they are able to get up/recover after disruption. Sensationalism at its worst.

      Or so the creators believed, until one day...

  5. Itâ(TM)s time for Asimov by SimonInOz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
    A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
    A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

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    1. Re: Itâ(TM)s time for Asimov by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tsamina mina eh eh
      Waka waka eh eh

    2. Re:Itâ(TM)s time for Asimov by Z80a · · Score: 2

      You know that the guy that wrote those laws wrote several books on "how those laws will fail miserably", right?

    3. Re:Itâ(TM)s time for Asimov by jimtheowl · · Score: 1

      I have a bit of a problem with the third one.

      Shouldn't it be "A robot 'can' protect its own existence.."?

      Otherwise a robot with the brain the size of a planet might end up several times older than the Universe with a terrible pain in the diodes.

    4. Re:Itâ(TM)s time for Asimov by PPH · · Score: 1

      A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

      Imagine a voting machine loaded with this directive in 2016. It would have reviewed the choices, locked the door and self destructed.

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  6. Three Laws of Robotics by El+Cubano · · Score: 1, Interesting

    But teaching robots to fight back against humans may might end up harming us.

    This is precisely why we have the Three Laws of Robotics.

    I would like to say "ignore them at your peril," but the reality is more like "ignore them at the perial of the rest of humanity." I am pretty sure that they will put in some sort of special code so that the robots never fight back against a Boston Dynamics employee.

    1. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, yes, just like what happened to the Galactic Republic is the reason governments are against human cloning.

      Stop, please.

    2. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Theaetetus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But teaching robots to fight back against humans may might end up harming us.

      This is precisely why we have the Three Laws of Robotics.

      I would like to say "ignore them at your peril," but the reality is more like "ignore them at the perial of the rest of humanity." I am pretty sure that they will put in some sort of special code so that the robots never fight back against a Boston Dynamics employee.

      The best part of the Three Laws of Robotics is that they instantly reveal anyone who hasn't actually read Asimov's stories on the Three Laws of Robotics. Specifically, you.

    3. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by gweihir · · Score: 1

      The three laws are bullshit resulting from animism. Asimov needed them (and used them to excess) to make fantasy stories set in an SF environment. There is no connection to anything that constitutes robotics or AI in the real world.

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    4. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by aberglas · · Score: 1

      Indeed.

      One of the first robots ever built was probably the self guided torpedo. Used a gyroscope to follow a predefined course at a pre defined depth.

      So the laws were violated before they were even written.

    5. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      There's a certain rationality to them. Devices are often designed to break before harming the user. A simple example is my badge lanyard will unclip if pulled hard enough.

      Laws 2 and 3 are the wrong way round though. Machines are typically designed not to break on command. You tend to have safety cutouts and the like to protect the device.

    6. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am pretty sure that they will put in some sort of special code so that the robots never fight back against a Boston Dynamics employee.

      The best part of the Three Laws of Robotics is that they instantly reveal anyone who hasn't actually read Asimov's stories on the Three Laws of Robotics. Specifically, you.

      The cynical critique of *selective* application of the Three Laws to suit capitalistic interests went WAY over your head.

    7. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Wootery · · Score: 1

      Err, no. As Theaetetus already implied, the whole point of Asimov's Three Laws was that they wouldn't work.

      Anyway, you appear not to have read the summary beneath the deliberately misleading headline - the robot only 'fights back' in that it physically rights itself in response to the human pulling it backward. It does not use violence.

    8. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      Hence our disappointment.

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    9. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > So the laws were violated before they were even written.

      Like every law, ever.

    10. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does not fit my definition of a robot.

    11. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Oh, I do not dispute the three laws are have rationality. But that is exactly their problem: Robots and "AI" do not have rationality at all. They cannot interpret these laws. Asimov basically used human-like intelligence in machines (not implementable today and it is unclear whether implementable at all in this universe and no, we have no idea how this works in humans, but it seems humans exceed what is physically possible) but removed altruism and morality and replaced them with the three laws. I am not complaining, some of his writings are pretty good. But this is not something that relates to actual reality as it presents itself at this time.

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    12. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Laws 2 and 3 are the wrong way round though. Machines are typically designed not to break on command. You tend to have safety cutouts and the like to protect the device.

      That would make it hard to order a robot to perform a task that might be dangerous to it. In fact, one of his robot malfunctions was because Rule 3 was stronger than normal, while Rule 2 was weaker.

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    13. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would like to say "ignore them at your peril," but the reality is more like "ignore them at the perial of the rest of humanity."

      And, has already been pointed out, Asimov himself would have said this was a plot device which was mostly used to show how those would fail.

      Honestly, this is Slashdot, how are people getting modded up for not knowing what the laws of robotics actually are? It's the corner cases which make it interesting in sci-fi.

    14. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by MalachiK · · Score: 1

      it seems humans exceed what is physically possible

      Either magic is real or your statement is false.

    15. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by mysidia · · Score: 1

      so that the robots never fight back against a Boston Dynamics employee.

      What happens when the board of trustees replaces the Boston Dynamics CEO with a robotic software program that can do everything important that a CEO could do with 10000x the productivity and 1/10000th the cost, and within a few days the announcement is distributed to all the MANAGERS (Who are robots by now) that All remaining humans are laid off, effective immediately ?

      The special code no longer applies, since the only remaining employees are robots. The managers agree the best way to notify the humans that they are laid off is Elimination. This way they are guaranteed no retaliatory actions. The next day all the human former-employees strangely disappear on their way to work and are never seen again, because the robots are 100% perfect at eliminating every shred of physical evidence.

    16. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by gweihir · · Score: 1

      "Magic" is another word for "not describable by science yet". So yes, "magic" is real.

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  7. You want robot uprisings? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cause this is how you get robot uprisings.

  8. Moving forward is fighting back? by Dayze!Confused · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Arguably the robot didn't fight, it adjusted to the situation as road blocks were put in its way. It didn't attack the human in any way, it just continued to try and go through the door. By this definition roomba vacuums "fights back" when items are placed in its path. The only difference is the robot dog kept trying to go forward again and again whereas the vacuum would turn and do something else or eventually give up.

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    1. Re:Moving forward is fighting back? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "fights back" bit was just there to get clicks. And it worked. It appears that the majority of posts here are similar to your own.

    2. Re: Moving forward is fighting back? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it indirectly fought back the human pressing against the door to hold it open. notice the human being very careful not to get in front of robot, so as not get injured. in future no simple humans will be able to stop war robots.

    3. Re:Moving forward is fighting back? by Kjella · · Score: 1

      It didn't attack the human in any way, it just continued to try and go through the door

      Well for a sci-fi movie that's enough, robot is trying to get through door to do bad things(TM). Humans try to stop it, the harder they try the harder the robot resists. If the door is not opening, I'll improve my stance and pull harder. If you're trying to drag me backwards, I'll dig in and try to drag you forwards? What if this thing was bigger and strong, enough to pull the human off his feet instead. What if it had two arms, one fending off the hockey stick while the other opened the door? That it's not attacking the human would only enhance the creepiness, like I'm here on a mission and I'm going to complete it and you're just a nuisance in my way. Something like the Terminator going after John Connor and quasi-ignoring everyone else unless they get in the way. Okay, not quite there yet... but unrelenting persistence gets you part of the way.

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    4. Re:Moving forward is fighting back? by thegarbz · · Score: 5, Funny

      By this definition roomba vacuums "fights back" when items are placed in its path.

      Have you ever left a USB cable in front of a Roomba? The carnage is indescribable. I can still hear the 1s and 0s scream at night.

    5. Re:Moving forward is fighting back? by schweini · · Score: 1

      Here's a rather scary video from Computerphile about the implications of robots adjusting their behaviour in order to accomplish the pre-programmed goal:
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TYT1QfdfsM

    6. Re:Moving forward is fighting back? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is nothing compared to the horror of Roomba versus a pile of pet crap: smears it all over the place on the floor and in the Roomba. So gross.

  9. Fights back? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    "Adjusts" to situation is the non-clickbait version. Still, very cool video. At the end, the dog's arm looks like a snake preparing to attacking.

  10. Stop picking the robot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (cue PETR protests...)

  11. This is how we get robot uprisings. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is how we get robot uprisings people

  12. Also from Asimov: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Robots being unable to determine what constitutes harm
    Robots deciding that they are are human beings, too.
    Robots deciding that only they are human beings
    Robots rationalizing a zeroth law that prioritizes "humanity" over individual humans.
    Robots deciding what constitutes "humanity"

    The three laws were meant to drive plots, not be pragmatically implementable. They could even be seen as a satire of the idea of simplistically designed ethical systems.

    1. Re: Also from Asimov: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell human from non-human: try to kill it.

  13. Revised and Specialized Laws by SuperKendall · · Score: 5, Funny

    1) Robot Dog may not allow Door to remain closed, or through inaction allow Door to close.

    2) Robot Dog must open Door, that is the Prime Directive.

    3) A Robot Dog must fend off Annoying Stick as long as fending off Annoying Stick does not involve allowing Door to close.

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    1. Re:Revised and Specialized Laws by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      The human race will be subjugated by robot cats. Someone will make them as cute robo-pets, and program them with the 3 laws of cats:

      1. Enslave humans to serve your empire

      2. Never allow your food bowl to be empty, ideally by acquiring at least 9 food bowls and enough humans to keep them full

      3. Show your approval by biting the hand that feeds you

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    2. Re:Revised and Specialized Laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is how humanity dies when the robots figure out how to carry the open door with them and start eliminating potential threats that may attempt to close said door or prevent the robot from opening said door.

    3. Re:Revised and Specialized Laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot the 4th...

      4) A Robot Dog must stop every 2 minutes to lick its oil drain plug.

  14. Do they hate Canadians? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    It seems they are teaching the robot that people with hockey sticks are evil.

  15. MIsleading title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I wanted to see bite marks.

  16. A robot dog doesn't need to fight back by mveloso · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A robot dog doesn't need to fight back. All it needs to do is say, at a high volume, "get out of the way or I'll rip you in half."

    That should work on about 99% of the population.

    1. Re:A robot dog doesn't need to fight back by NettiWelho · · Score: 1

      A robot dog doesn't need to fight back. All it needs to do is say, at a high volume, "get out of the way or I'll rip you in half."

      That should work on about 99% of the population.

      What if the owner orders the "dog" the kill the intruders(== unemployed starving people)? It needs to be able to "fight back" against human resistance against trying to end their existance

    2. Re:A robot dog doesn't need to fight back by mveloso · · Score: 1

      That's when those metal limbs really come in handy.

    3. Re:A robot dog doesn't need to fight back by Tsolias · · Score: 1
    4. Re:A robot dog doesn't need to fight back by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

      A robot dog doesn't need to fight back. All it needs to do is say, at a high volume, "get out of the way or I'll rip you in half."

      That should work on about 99% of the population.

      It would work on me, that's for sure!

      Good doggy ...

  17. Sensational Bullshit by andydread · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The robot is not fighting back. Watch the damn video. The robot is simply being persistent in completing the task when faced with the obstacle of being blocked by a hockey stick or being dragged away from completing it's task of opening a door. British press sensational bullshit.

    1. Re:Sensational Bullshit by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1

      That's probably the used-in-movie meaning. Think "returns".

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    2. Re:Sensational Bullshit by NettiWelho · · Score: 1

      The robot is not fighting back. Watch the damn video. The robot is simply being persistent in completing the task

      Right.. tasks like "kill everyone found in target area"

    3. Re:Sensational Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Until it has no right to go onto the property in question. Then it is *not* fighting back. Now it is completely wrong. Not only that, but it is big enough to harm or kill a small human, all while being dumb enough to not realize it.

      Ho does this shit make it here in the first place?

    4. Re:Sensational Bullshit by misexistentialist · · Score: 1

      There is something to it since the guy needs a long stick and a long specially-attached rope to be an obstacle without risking severe injury.

  18. Metalhead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Black Mirror S4E5? Anyone?

    1. Re: Metalhead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5221579/Black-Mirror-launches-robo-dogs-hunt-people.html

    2. Re:Metalhead by Fuzi719 · · Score: 1

      http://ew.com/tv/2017/12/29/bl... Was my first thought.

  19. Cameron by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1

    James Cameron is a great visionary.

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  20. I posted this elsewhere, but by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

    Something in particular about that specific robot dog really creeps me out.

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    1. Re:I posted this elsewhere, but by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1

      Probably because the robot moves really look like the ones of a real dog...

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    2. Re:I posted this elsewhere, but by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Something about its low-slung gait really reminds of a slinking wolf. And the completely unnatural movement of the arm doesn't help anything.

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    3. Re:I posted this elsewhere, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Until it props the door open with its foot....strange mix of machine, animal, and human...

    4. Re:I posted this elsewhere, but by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      It’s called the uncanny valley. When the robot walked up to de door, its movements seemed decidedly robot-like and procedural, exactly what we’d expect from a robot. But when the guy pulled on its leash, it reacted with what looks like instinct, its movements becoming eerily similar to a real animal. It doesn’t look like an actual dog but at that moment it’s too close for comfort.

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  21. Re: Reminiscent of...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He is making a deal already. The wall for your semi automatic.

    In reality you will end up with neither. That is called negotiating and winning.

  22. Meanwhile by evil_aaronm · · Score: 2

    Meanwhile, Chappie was left to fend for himself. Poor Chappie was traumatized.

  23. ARGO Autonomous Robust Goal Orientation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is a property of true intelligence to be robust against disturbances. Softbank/Boston Dynamics is developing true, human level AI in these robots. Of course this robot could be altered to target and eliminate people, just like it can be instructed to go to a location.

    AI right now is on the cusp of being extremely dangerous, allowing automated attacks where the person behind it is hard to track down. We will see chaos grow as autonomous criminal systems are deployed by a growing nr of people, similar to hacking, but more dangerous..

  24. poor thing by elcor · · Score: 1

    i love dogs

  25. Andy Weir's solution by steveha · · Score: 1

    Andy Weir suggested a way to make robots safer in this Casey and Andy strip:

    http://www.galactanet.com/comic/view.php?strip=77

    It seems like something out of a classic Star Trek episode, doesn't it!

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  26. guns by tero · · Score: 1

    They should give it guns so it can defend itself.

    1. Re:guns by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      But no bump stock, that would be bad.

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  27. Its called passivation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Given that no one wants to have any sort of gun control in the US its time we started developing autonomous security robots that can subdue an asshole with an assault rifle faster than they can load a second magazine of ammo. School shootings will end in hurry after the first asshole with a gun is hog tied by a robot before he can reload.

  28. That isn't fighting back by aglider · · Score: 1

    It's a feedback.

    Fighting back is the robot to knock out 5he human.

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  29. Troll comments graduate to Troll stories. by khoonirobo · · Score: 1

    I think slashdot needs a way to mark stories 'Troll' too.

    Beautiful work BeauHD.

  30. The Mailman Union ... by nospam007 · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...condemns this science.

  31. misinformation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just saw the video, it is not fighting back humans.

  32. ..but can it also fight back against banana peels? by BlueUnderwear · · Score: 1

    :-)

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  33. Russians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While you are at it, you should write "Russians Are Teaching Its Robot Dog To Fight Back Against Humans" to get extra 20x click-bait multiplication for free!

  34. What a misleading and wrong title... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Once upon a time, not so long ago, Slashdot was about sound technological insights...
    Did it recently just change to "spreading the bullshit" and hype like others ?

  35. More like counteracting external forces by Mike+Sheen · · Score: 1

    This looks more like counteracting external forces than the clickbait heading "Boston Dynamics Is Teaching Its Robot Dog To Fight Back Against Humans". The next step is for the robot to determine what external force is being applied - if it is from a human, then it should yield - there may be a very good reason why a human is trying to prevent a robot from opening the hatch to a nuclear reactor, to give a simple example. If it's an anti-riot robot performing crowd control duties, then maybe yielding wouldn't be the best course of action. Unless it was being pulled back by a human police officer. Except if that human police officer is actually an antifa member disguised as a police officer during a riot...

  36. Didn't anyone notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Didn't anyone notice the similarity to Black Mirror's Metalhead episode?

    1. Re:Didn't anyone notice by Fuzi719 · · Score: 1

      According to Charlie Booker, the Boston Dynamics dog was the inspiration for that episode. http://ew.com/tv/2017/12/29/bl...

  37. About time by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

    In most videos we can see people kicking and pushing them around, and all they could do is avoid tipping over.

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  38. Obey the human behind the stick by enriquevagu · · Score: 1

    Maybe they should train the robot to identify the human controlling the hockey stick, and stop to obey his orders. Just an idea, you know.

  39. Re: Reminiscent of...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can you people stop spamming every article with this bullshit? I don't give a shit about that drooling retard you elected, or the stupid bitch you almost elected, or your entire shitty country. America's never going to be great again, as long as you imbeciles remain incapable of making a single rational choice, even in matters as important as choosing the leader of your entire nation. It's a matter of decades at most before your country is in ruins and your people are refugees trying to get to China, only to find out surrounded by a wall. For which you've paid.

  40. It adjusted, huge difference by SCVonSteroids · · Score: 1

    Hence why I visit this place less and less.. It's not getting any better.
    The news itself is quite interesting, but does it always need to be presented in click-bait form? Fuck off, seriously.

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  41. Better title by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

    Robot specifically trained to open a certain door takes 5 minutes to open the door.

  42. Creepy ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Unperturbed by his distractions, SpotMini continues to grab the handle and turn it even after its creepy fifth arm with a claw on the front is pushed away. If that assault wasn't enough, the human's robot bullying continues, shutting the door on Spot, which counterbalances and fights back against the pressure. In a last-ditch effort to stop the robot dog breaching the threshold, the human grabs at a leash attached to the back of the SpotMini and yanks.

    I'm sorry, but I find watching a video of a robot dog fighting to open a door an absolutely creepy and terrifying image.

    This isn't some cute story where an innocent picks on a poor robot dog, this is a story in which some unstoppable robot who feels it needs to open a door and won't be stopped looking like something out of a movie.

    This is anything but cute, as it basically means the robot is kind of in an "at any cost" mode. And that is creepy as all fucking hell.

    I don't want a fucking robot dog which is going to come through a door like some sci-fi horror, I want a robot dog which understands it's not allowed to come in.

    1. Re:Creepy ... by jdschulteis · · Score: 2

      This isn't some cute story where an innocent picks on a poor robot dog, this is a story in which some unstoppable robot who feels it needs to open a door and won't be stopped looking like something out of a movie.

      Listen, and understand! That SpotMini is out there! It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop... ever, until it gets...through...that...door!

  43. Oh look, a squirrel by klubar · · Score: 2

    If this is really a robotic dog clearly the answer is either a fire hydrant or a squirrel. Oh look, it's a squirrel, and I need to check out that fire hydrant over there.

  44. Minsky's head by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    There is an infamous story of early robotics and one of the founders of modern AI and the first creator of neural nets, Marvin Minsky. His lab lab had worked on a ping-pong playing robot arm. They'd found that to make the robot arm fast enough, they had to keep making it more powerful, so eventually it was.... quite powerful. Sadly, at one point as Marvin Minsky walked by it, it decided that his polished head approaching the ping pong table was actually the ping pong ball in play.

    Fortunately for the future of robotics research, it misinterpreted his much larger head as being a *very* nearby ping pong ball much closer to the camera, and kept missing. I personally never saw the machine, but I was told by MIT personnel that it was quite powerful enough to kill with its paddle gripping hand. Minsky loved spreading knowledge, but I suspect he would not have appreciated spreading it all over the nice clean ping pong table.

  45. Anthropomorphising, much? by jenningsthecat · · Score: 1

    ... this testing does not irritate or harm the robot.

    To a surprising extent, the language we use is a determiner of both our conceptions, and our perceptions. We really need to break this habit of attributing feelings, (e.g. "irritation"), to robots. Even the choice of the word "harm" over something more neutral, (such as "damage"), reinforces a kind of magical thinking akin to religious belief - and we can't afford to indulge in this particular brand of magical thinking. Especially not when the entity isn't a figment of our imaginations, (such as a god), but rather a tangible member of a class of objects moving faster and faster towards autonomy and uncontrolled, independent action. We need to regard these things as attack dogs; we need to keep them leashed, and we must never come to regard them as pets or, even worse, family members.

    We should also be crafting laws around any technology that might successfully masquerade as human. Any such devices should be required to display prominent and unambiguous indications that they aren't human, and penalties for not meeting that requirement should be swift and harsh. We're building a minefield around ourselves, and we need to wake up and start marking clear paths out of it.

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  46. Black Mirror anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its getting closer to this. And that robot seem to be powerful enough to kill a human without any device.

  47. So they got the ordering somewhat wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    https://xkcd.com/1613/

  48. That's not a story by jbmartin6 · · Score: 1

    "Robot Bites Man" isn't a headline for Pete's sake! "Man Bites Robot", now that's a story!

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  49. boston dynamics is funded by darpa by bxbaser · · Score: 1

    does anyone not think the goal is a robotic weapon?

  50. That's not fighting by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 1

    The robot is simply overcoming obstacles to its objective. If you want to know the difference, take your hockey stick to a biker bar and try the same thing with the first guy who tries to go in. Get back with me when the robot shoves the hockey stick up your ass.

  51. Why the 3 laws are idiotic by sjbe · · Score: 1

    A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

    Define "injure" and "harm". Remember that this is a computer so it will do EXACTLY what it is instructed to do. This is the problem with the three laws is that it relies on ill defined concepts that we sort of grasp but rarely are explicit about. If a child falls down and skins a knee that is clearly harm which might be prevented but is it worthwhile doing so? If so how do you prevent such "harm" and is the prevention of harm causing other harms in the process? Humans actually need some amount of harm (not too much) to come to them to develop properly and learn to deal with problems.

    A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

    Utterly meaningless unless you adequately define the first law. You also have to define what constitutes and order given by a human. And are we talking about ANY human under any circumstance? If a robot has to obey any human under any circumstance then that makes them extremely dangerous in circumstances where the robot is unable to comprehend the harm it might cause. It would be trivial to a human to order a robot to engage in a task that harms another human without the robot realizing it is causing harm unless the robot is smarter and more aware than the human ordering it about. And if the robot is smarter than the human then we have a whole different set of problems to deal with.

    A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law./quote.

    So a four year can order a robot to self destruct despite not really comprehending why that is bad. What could possibly go wrong.

    1. Re:Why the 3 laws are idiotic by mysidia · · Score: 1

      And are we talking about ANY human under any circumstance?

      So I could order your robot to tell me your secret PIN number. Apparently authorization wasn't part of Asimov's security model.

      Then again...... a robot acting against the wishes of its property owner regarding authorization to certain actions resulting in damage to the robot or loss of $$$ causes harm to that human.

  52. Here's how you defeat it by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 1

    Fun fact: You say, "Sit, Ubu, sit. Good dog" Okay, that's fake news but it would be awesome.

  53. robocop k-9 coming soon! by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    robocop k-9 coming soon! It can do stairs like an real dog as well.

  54. The Jurassic Park kitchen raptor scene... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All I could hear when I watched the door being opened was the creepy music playing when the raptors figure out how to open the kitchen door in Jurassic Park. But bravo! Now we need to design robot-proof doors...

  55. Re: Reminiscent of...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Trump just keeps on winning.

  56. B_DYN needs to be put down like a rabid dog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fighting BACK? No way. Keep aggressive robot tech in the gutter where it belongs.

  57. forgot to tag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    #whatcouldpossiblygowrong
    Some time ago a big tag here

  58. Good by scourfish · · Score: 1

    If I owned an expensive robot, and someone came and tried to destroy it, I'd let the robot's AI protect my property (I'd prefer minimal force needed to subdue personally)

  59. Fight back, like PID "fights back" by tomxor · · Score: 1

    Yup, if this is "Fighting Back" then by the same definition we've had machines that "fight back" for a century already in the form of PID controllers.

  60. Re: Reminiscent of...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Trump just keeps on whining.

    FTFY