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Tesla Relied On Too Many Robots To Build the Model 3, Elon Musk Says (theverge.com)

An anonymous reader quotes a report from The Verge: Elon Musk says Tesla relied on too many robots to build the Model 3, which is partly to blame for the delays in manufacturing the crucial mass-market electric car. In an interview with CBS Good Morning, Musk agreed with Tesla's critics that there was over-reliance on automation and too few human assembly line workers building the Model 3. Earlier this month, Tesla announced that it had officially missed its goal of making 2,500 Model 3 vehicles a week by the end of the first financial quarter of this year. It will start the second quarter making just 2,000 Model 3s per week, but the company says it still believes it can get to a rate of 5,000 Model 3s per week at the midway point of 2018. Previously, Tesla has blamed bottlenecks in the production of the Model 3's batteries at the company's Gigafactory for the delays. But in a wide-ranging (and largely positive) interview with CBS's Gayle King, Musk also admits it was Tesla's over-reliance on robots in the production. Musk then said the company needs more people working in the factory and that automation slowed the Model 3 production process. He alluded to a "crazy, complex network of conveyor belts" the company had previously used and said the company eliminated it after it became clear it wasn't working.

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  1. Crazy, complex network of conveyor belts by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 2

    Everyone knows you need to use tubes, not conveyor belts.

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    1. Re:Crazy, complex network of conveyor belts by dos1 · · Score: 2

      Welcome to the Tesla Motors computer-aided Enrichment Center.

    2. Re:Crazy, complex network of conveyor belts by torkus · · Score: 2

      Go to B&H in NYC and they'll prove you wrong.

      I get the reference, but their system is actually pretty damn impressive and worth a mention:)

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    3. Re:Crazy, complex network of conveyor belts by mark_reh · · Score: 1

      Yeah, just like the internet!

    4. Re:Crazy, complex network of conveyor belts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't anybody at Tesla study history?

      The Denver airport conveyor belts fiasco should have told them everything they needed to know already. But no, Elon has to discover everything from first principles...

    5. Re: Crazy, complex network of conveyor belts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolutely nothing in common between the two.

    6. Re:Crazy, complex network of conveyor belts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He did not play in Factorio, he should know that mixing multiple item types on the same belt line is a path to unpredictable congestions.

  2. What? by Luthair · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Has anyone ever said that? Everyone I've seen points out that the issue is Tesla has no experience building at scale and has had issues with QA / consistency on their existing lines.

    1. Re:What? by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Exactly. They have no experience so they tried to use too many robots.
      And industrial robots currently suck at doing their own QA.

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    2. Re:What? by bhcompy · · Score: 5, Informative

      And if we want to look at automaking efficiency with robotic integration, it's not like Toyota hasn't designed their production lines for maximum efficiency already.. oh, wait, that's what they specialize in and what they've built their reputation on. They've recently removed some robots from their production line because people did the jobs better and faster, with less waste.

    3. Re:What? by JourneymanMereel · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If only there was a state out there that was full of people that knew how to make cars. Perhaps if such a place existed, it may have been a better place for Tesla to HQ than silicon valley was.

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    4. Re:What? by rogoshen1 · · Score: 1

      That would be far too reasonable.

      But Detroit doesn't hold the same cachet among the people who want to buy Teslas. (then again the UAW might have made their lives hell had they tried to set up shop there?)

    5. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'm going to get some popcorn and come back. Can't wait to read the REI spin on how this is a good thing.

    6. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      Michael Moore. The Michigan Militia. Eminem. The Detroit Lions. Detroit. Flint water supply. Enough said.

    7. Re:What? by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So, Musk's plan to 'revolutionize' the auto industry with his advanced production techniques isn't going as planned. Maybe other car manufactures actually did learn something through all those years of production.

    8. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Musk’s ego is writing checks his companies can’t cash.

    9. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Detroit is not exactly known for producing good cars.

      Japan, yes. Detroit, not so much.

    10. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hey! What the fuck are you doing using facts and correlating data from one of the biggest auto makers on the planet? This is a story about Tesla where facts and data have no place - only raw emotion and horseshit count.

      Quick! Someone make a comparison to Ford, because Ford totally operates hundreds of thousands of solar panel installations across the US, and so Ford is clearly a 1:1 comparison!

    11. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really. The UAW is everywhere and it's all about negotiation. The days that the UAW could strong arm companies into corporate-harming activity passed 30 years ago.

    12. Re:What? by Catbeller · · Score: 1

      Elon *believed* robots were better than humans, thanks to Singlarity thinking, and that delusion is biting him in the ass.

    13. Re:What? by Octorian · · Score: 1

      You mean Kentucky and Oklahoma.
      (albeit designed by engineers in Japan)

    14. Re:What? by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 2
      First american car maker outside the big three to make more than 100K cars a year since Studebaker folded ubn 1970s.

      Every one who followed Detroit ended up bankrupt. Including several divisions of GM, Ford and Chrysler.

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    15. Re:What? by steveha · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Tesla bought its factory super cheap: $42 million. That price is so cheap that essentially Toyota was investing in Tesla. That factory is in California, not Michigan.

      https://www.sfgate.com/business/article/Tesla-paid-only-42-million-for-Nummi-plant-3187254.php

      Tesla's big cars have been extremely successful (they simply took market share away from other luxury car makers). The Model 3 is selling as many as they can make, and they are selling only the most expensive options for it right now. A year from now I expect there will be almost 200 thousand Model 3 cars out on the road. So overall I'd say that things are working out pretty well for Tesla.

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    16. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only 30 percent of model 3 reservations are converting into orders.

    17. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have never been in an American car, have you? There is a reason they are almost non-existent outside North America.

    18. Re: What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember kids AI is a grave threat to humanity....'s ability to assemble cars.

    19. Re:What? by yodleboy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "A year from now I expect"
       
      Tesla is always a year away from hitting their stride with production. Kinda like how true AI is only 10 years away. Practical fusion is only 25 years around the corner you know?
       
      Tesla doesn't scare any auto maker. 100K total sales in luxury cars? Mercedes, BMW and Lexus EACH sold over 300K cars in 2017 alone. At the lower end, the established makers sell hundreds of thousands of entry level luxury cars every month. Tesla is like a Ferrari for the geek crowd. I guess it's a nice way to feel like they are part of a revolution.

    20. Re:What? by haruchai · · Score: 1

      Only 30 percent of model 3 reservations are converting into orders.

      Because they're waiting for AWD / higher-performance versions or for Tesla to start offering the base version.

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    21. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No they aren’t.

    22. Re:What? by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      I hope he makes it, but he's in a race between burning capital and other automobile makers electric cars.

      Unlike most of the other auto makers, I actually like Musk a lot and I think he isn't a weasel (yet).

      I don't think he'll collect salary for 3 decades like executives at the major auto makers and then dump a mess on their home cities and gut their employees pensions.

      And so far, he hasn't been given tens of millions of federal dollars to stay in business.

      Three cheers for Elon Musk!

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    23. Re:What? by dj245 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Depends on what QA needs to be done. Surface finish, dimensional inspections, color, electrical checks, etc are all relatively easy to have automated QA. The problem is that you may not know what parts of your process will have issues, and many of these checks must be custom-setup for each model. Setting up these processes and ironing out all the issues takes a lot of time. Much more time than Tesla had budgeted apparently.

      Not only that, but what do you do with all the products that come off the line with a defect while you are in the tuning process? In most cases, these can't be fixed by running them through the line again, so you need time and people to fix them.

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    24. Re:What? by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 1

      Knew. Most of them are either too old or have left that hellhole. And they don't know how to make a car like the Tesla.

      And no the sort of cars Tesla makes.

      Good luck luring significant numbers of intelligent tech workers to live in/near Detroit. There's fuck all to make that an attractive city for them.

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    25. Re:What? by sphealey · · Score: 1

      = = = Tesla bought its factory super cheap: $42 million. That price is so cheap that essentially Toyota was investing in Tesla. That factory is in California, not Michigan. = = =

      At the time Tesla bought the NUMMI plant there were five fully equipped auto assembly plants for sale in Missouri alone. All are now empty fields of rubble and the scrap yards are still working through what is left of the equipment. The value of a full-sized assembly plant in a world that needs fewer of them is negative.

    26. Re:What? by whoever57 · · Score: 1

      Yes, it's not like Tesla set up in a factory that was building cars only a few years before and there are plenty of people who worked in that factory still around .......

      Oh wait, Tesla did. The "Tesla Factory" used to be known as "NUMMI" and it built cars for GM and Toyota.

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    27. Re:What? by sphealey · · Score: 1

      Michael Moore? They guy who was right about a higher percentage of what he said from 1985 to 2008 than 99.9% of the US' leaders, journalists, and commentators? Note that to get back on track and become a good car maker again GM essentially had to undo everything Roger Smith did, just as Moore predicted. And he was right about GM's electric car: a good percentage of the patents in the 1st gen Toyota Prius were licensed from GM.

    28. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other words, you can't automate anything until you can do it by hand very well. Just got out of a meeting where we discussed why we can't automate software testing when we don't know what to test or what typically fails so we can focus on those things. You need to focus on certain things, because our software has over 15k features, and you can't automate tests for all of them! That's just like with a car that has around 30k parts according to:

      http://www.toyota.co.jp/en/kids/faq/d/01/04/

      Then if you include all of the combinations of settings, you can very easily end-up with more combinations than there are particles in the universe. For example, we have almost 120k sales tax rules so the number of combinations just explodes. Our solution is to compare the output from previous runs to a new run while manually ignoring failures because of fixes. It doesn't scale.

    29. Re: What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That makes him qualified to be a politician

    30. Re:What? by niittyniemi · · Score: 1

      Has anyone ever said that? Everyone I've seen points out that the issue is Tesla has no experience building at scale and has had issues with QA / consistency on their existing lines.

      You've largely hit the nail on the head. This is just another example of Musk talking Grade 'A' horseshit.

      Nowadays, to produce cars cheaply, at scale and acceptable quality, you have to use automation wherever you can. Musk has failed on all 3 of those counts:

      * Not cheaply. Regularly running through half a billion bucks a quarter or thereabouts.

      * As you say, the quality of the cars has reportedly been shite. Ask matey who crashed into a barrier just how good the softs for his Autopilot are....oh yeah, you can't because he's dead.

      * As for the numbers, it very much sounds like he has been selling pre-production units to inflate his already dire production numbers. Tesla reported their quarterly production numbers to the SEC. Unfortunately, the folks on the Street don't seem to be as highly educated as me and obviously missed out on their primary school basic arithmetic. From the numbers given:

      $ echo "(9766 - 2020)/11" | bc -e "scale=0"
      704

      So ignoring the last week of that quarter & it's heavily massaged & spun figure, they're struggling to knock out under 800 cars of shitty quality a week.

      He wouldn't be trying to mislead investors with his filing would he? I thought that was some sort of criminal offence.

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    31. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Knew. Most of them are either too old or have left that hellhole. And they don't know how to make a car like the Tesla.

      And no the sort of cars Tesla makes.

      Good luck luring significant numbers of intelligent tech workers to live in/near Detroit. There's fuck all to make that an attractive city for them.

      I donno, man. Being able to actually afford a place to live has a lot to be said for it.

      Detroit's real estate values tanked, to the point you had entire neighborhoods of abandoned homes because the houses just weren't worth what was left of their loans, and that's one of the major things that made it a hellhole in the first place--lots and lots and lots of abandoned homes. Detroit is, I hear, still very much a buyer's market for housing.

      Meanwhile, Silicon Valley's housing crisis is ongoing, and last check says that about the only thing that will fix it is if the tech sector located there implodes--or a significant percent of the companies out of there experience very abrupt fits of caring about employees' access to proper housing, which results in their relocation to places with sufficient, affordable housing.

    32. Re: What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The quantity of popcorn consumed by Slashdot commenters is astounding. At least leave out the butter / sugar, will you?

    33. Re:What? by Joce640k · · Score: 2, Interesting

      On the flip side, Musk appears to be able to admit when he makes mistakes (and change direction accordingly).

      When was the last time you saw that?

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    34. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Musk has never admitted a mistake. For instance he as yet to admit that auto pilot is a mistake after it murdered three people. And cause at least 7 more accidents.

    35. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And they don't know how to make a car like the Tesla.

      And no the sort of cars Tesla makes.

      Tesla doesn't know apparently. He needs to give experts a shot to become profitable.

      Good luck luring significant numbers of intelligent tech workers to live in/near Detroit. There's fuck all to make that an attractive city for them.

      The greater Detroit metro area has the highest per capita rate of professional engineers in the world. Does today. Did 50 years ago.

      Real engineers like real engineering, not dubious vanity projects of billionaires.

    36. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean like the NTSB thing... oh wait no he doubled down on his mistakes with outright lies there.

    37. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope I never run across your software. The reality is any large code base should have every feature automatically tested. Current project I am working on has more than double the function points of yours and we do not permit any code to be checked in to the build unless it has corresponding automated tests developed alongside it. The reality is you end up with shit software as the code base grows if you don't have automation.

    38. Re:What? by Eloking · · Score: 1

      Tesla doesn't scare any auto maker.

      Then why is everyone is suddently making EV car?

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    39. Re:What? by stooo · · Score: 1

      Yes we are.

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    40. Re:What? by yodleboy · · Score: 1

      I think the Prius and various hybrids can claim prior art and also some credit for allowing Tesla to be able to sell a premium EV. The Prius came out in 2003 and was followed within a year by many others including a GMC Sierra full size SUV hybrid. Tesla started selling the Model S in 2012. It only makes sense that other companies are moving to EV as that is the next logical step from hybrid powertrains. Very few of them are concerned with the upper end when they can sell millions of low to mid-range EVs and still eat Tesla's lunch.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    41. Re:What? by mjwx · · Score: 1

      If only there was a state out there that was full of people that knew how to make cars. Perhaps if such a place existed, it may have been a better place for Tesla to HQ than silicon valley was.

      Michigan... I thought they needed people who knew how to make cars.

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  3. Oh,sure! by jddj · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's it! Blame the robots! Always blame the robots first! What has a robot ever done to you, Elon?

    1. Re:Oh,sure! by torkus · · Score: 4, Funny

      Built his car so poorly he had to send it to space to get rid of it?

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    2. Re:Oh,sure! by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's it! Blame the robots! Always blame the robots first! What has a robot ever done to you, Elon?

      Its not so much the robots, its the fact that you have to watch them constantly and be ready to take over.

    3. Re:Oh,sure! by CaseyB · · Score: 4, Funny

      That one was mostly hand built in England. Which makes the poor quality entirely understandable.

    4. Re:Oh,sure! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I heard there was a bender unit that just kept blowing the company time and money on robot hookers and booze.

    5. Re:Oh,sure! by whoever57 · · Score: 1

      The UK can be very good at low-volume hand built stuff. It's the mass-market stuff that the UK has problems with (eg. British Leyland).

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    6. Re: Oh,sure! by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      The UK can be very good at low-volume hand built stuff

      And the prime example of that: when Ford bought Jaguar, they found that the "craftsmen" at Jag's coachworks were banging out the XJS with the body of the car a quarter inch longer on one side than the other.

    7. Re:Oh,sure! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was three decades ago. These days the UK makes high quality cars... designed in Japan.

    8. Re:Oh,sure! by goose-incarnated · · Score: 1

      The UK can be very good at low-volume hand built stuff.

      Like the Titanic? ;-)

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    9. Re:Oh,sure! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeh F1 cars which are mostly built around Milton Keyes which hosts 8 or 9 teams are complete and utter low-tech junk.

  4. Automation is a must! by EETech1 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If he really wants to build 5000 cars a month, there will HAVE to be some crazy network of conveyors, they'll be making about 250 cars a day.

    You don't push those around on carts by hand!

    Everything must come together in a continuous process, an uninterrupted flow of parts in, cars out.

    They're not there yet, and that's why they can't make it work. Running at 10 percent capacity with parts missing (or incorrect) everywhere along the line. Piles of sub-assemblies sitting everywhere that can't be completed. Ok this part is in, these 20 pieces can be completed up to the next screwed up part of the process.

    I've seen that happen. It sucks!

    1. Re:Automation is a must! by EETech1 · · Score: 1

      Oops! 5000 a week, not 5000 a month! There's 4 times the reasons to automate.

    2. Re:Automation is a must! by tsqr · · Score: 1

      If he really wants to build 5000 cars a month, there will HAVE to be some crazy network of conveyors, they'll be making about 250 cars a day.

      LOL. "250 cars a day" was achieved over 100 years ago without automation or crazy networks of conveyors.

      For example: By 1914, the moving assembly line made it possible to produce thousands of [Ford Model T] cars every week

    3. Re:Automation is a must! by sphealey · · Score: 1

      = = = LOL. "250 cars a day" was achieved over 100 years ago without automation or crazy networks of conveyors.

      For example: [history.com] By 1914, the moving assembly line made it possible to produce thousands of [Ford Model T] cars every week = = =

      There were many conveyors and material movement systems in Ford's 1910s era plants - I used to work for one of the companies that made them [1]. They aren't as easy to see because (a) the photographers focused on the more dramatic areas of the line (b) since the plants were multi-story much of the conveying systems (such as spiral conveyors) were hidden by the structure.

      [1] Still in business, and happy to sell you robots! Of course, they were happy to sell their customers robots in 1950, 1970, and 1990 also: high profits and a guaranteed 2nd sale of a conventional system 5 years later

    4. Re:Automation is a must! by Schugy · · Score: 0

      You don't push those around on carts by hand!

      If you turn the carts into autonomously driving ones you have industry 4.0. My preordered e.go life 60 will be built that way. http://e-go-mobile.com/de/mode...

  5. Not the robot's fault... by cmdr_klarg · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The robots do EXACTLY what they are programmed to do.

    Either their process hasn't been ironed out completely, or there was an incompetent automation setup. Possibly the setup was done too quickly.

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    1. Re:Not the robot's fault... by Catbeller · · Score: 1

      Hammer, meet screw.

    2. Re:Not the robot's fault... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yes. Maybe their process/parts are not in control. See story here:

      https://www.cnbc.com/2018/04/13/tesla-sending-flawed-parts-from-suppliers-to-machine-shops-for-rework.html

      I have worked on automotive robotic automation for 25 years.

      Building a vehicle is much more difficult than people think and the established automakers have defined processes that reduce the chance of failure even by new experienced engineers. Telsa purchased automation from the same suppliers (most in SE Michigan) as everyone else but buying the automation is just a small part of the problem.

      You can’t just throw some automated tooling together and expect it to build quality products just because you put robots in there. Material/hole locating and clamping strategies to locate parts x,y,z, are just as important as the automation itself. Robots are repeatable - that was what they do. If you have parts or processes that are not repeatable, you should use humans - that is what they excel at.

      Robotic automation is advancing and when combined with machine vision you can certainly do stuff you couldn’t do just 3-4 years ago. But meat bags have their place too, and even when using automation simple is usually better.

      Telsa and Musk have too much ego - and Telsa's investors are the ones that are going to have to pay for them to learn those lessons. Those investors should hope that they learn them before they burn thru all the stockholder equity.

    3. Re:Not the robot's fault... by stooo · · Score: 1

      Soviet Germany did it with less robots at the time :
      https://youtu.be/emoF0EFxjjA?t...

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  6. wrong people by AlanBDee · · Score: 5, Funny

    He alluded to a "crazy, complex network of conveyor belts" the company had previously used and said the company eliminated it after it became clear it wasn't working.

    He didn't hire the right people. He should track down the top https://www.factorio.com/ players and have them design the conveyor belt system. We do that shit for fun.

    1. Re:wrong people by Sumus+Semper+Una · · Score: 1

      That or Infinifactory. Though I admit that the first thought that popped in my mind when I read "crazy, complex network of conveyor belts" was, "oh, you could scarcely IMAGINE the crazy, complex network of conveyor belts I built in Factorio."

    2. Re:wrong people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a concept. Croudsource logistics designs in Factorio the way Foldit garnered incredible success with protein folding.

      Wouldn't even be that difficult with scenarios and a leaderboard.

      I'd do it for free. Network design for work. Logistics design for play.

    3. Re:wrong people by Bruce+Perens · · Score: 1

      And Musk should really have known, since SpaceX uses KSP to design its rockets :-)

  7. ANd bottlenecks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Maybe if Elon wants his cars built, he should start drinking out of cans instead!

    And WTF is he doing where the necks of his bottles are causing the problems?

  8. 5000 a week by rmdingler · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Henry Ford had those production numbers one hundred years ago.

    I would recommend the tried and true industrial production method: Locate and hire a guy who's been a keystone at a competitor's assembly line.

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    1. Re:5000 a week by niittyniemi · · Score: 1

      Henry Ford had those production numbers one hundred years ago.

      I would recommend the tried and true industrial production method: Locate and hire a guy who's been a keystone at a competitor's assembly line.

      That's where one of his major problems is. He might have been able to tempt top mech/man engineers who can set up a production line and make it sing when he started out years ago. Not any longer.

      Any he did have, will have long left the sinking ship. They will have kept quiet publicly due to their NDAs but the word will have got around the industry by word of mouth.

      Engineers don't like working for people who don't know what they are doing and have a somewhat strained relationship with the truth.

      He's blamed his suppliers, he's blamed his robots....when is he going to throw his remaining engineers under the bus? Before the company goes titsup? Or do they get to hang on until it goes titsup?

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  9. wanna help out a friend? :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry, CL personals are down so I gotta post here...

    I'm going to be in the bay area next week. Looking to meet up with fellow slashdot readers for coffee and to suck my cock. If you want stick a finger up my ass that would be cool but that's as gay as I get.

    1. Re: wanna help out a friend? :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get yourself a vibrator.

      And if that malfunctions, you can join Musk in blaming the robots.

  10. Summary by raftpeople · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Automating complex systems is difficult.

    1. Re:Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Automating complex systems is difficult.

      Simplifying complex systems is difficult. Two many groups tend to be involved to easily make the best trade offs in the design. Combine that with many designs that may have been rushed and are now hard to really simplify period, and you get a mess that is just hard to simplify.

      Not that simplifying anything complex is usually ever easy. Either way, the first step to fixing complexity is to spend the time to reduce it, and stop passing it on to the next tier.

      Of course my attempts to try to do such things at work basically involve much anguish and frustration, because they don't want a good design that doesn't need much rework in two weeks. They want a bad design that sort of works badly two weeks ago but will take it by Friday if it gets us to 100% complete for this sprint and we'll fix it all later. (Sure we will.)

      Someday it be nice to work at a company that did quality first. It doesn't necessarily take more time, since by _not_ passing technical debt on into the future, well you don't have to eventually pay that butchers bill, or at least not nearly as often.

      Has anyone worked at such a company? I'm looking for names, as I'm curious...

  11. Elon looks tired by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Watching the CBS interview about him pulling all nighters, sleeping in the boardroom, saying he is stressed. He looks really worn out and tired. He can't keep this up forever. I hope for his sake ,employees and the company he gets this sorted.

    1. Re:Elon looks tired by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You really think the board room is right off the factory floor?

      That's just a large meeting room.

      But more to your point - it's clear he's a guy that wants to get shit done, and is willing to do what it takes instead of just yelling at someone and expecting results.

  12. Not Detroit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

    First, Detroit has a reputation of being old school. Pretty hard to build excitement and hype being based in Detroit!

    Now in SILICON VALLEY Valley valley valley (hear the dramatic echo), that's where innovation occurs - and they have a monopoly on disruptive innovation and genius.

    And Elon being a disruptive innovative genius had place his disruptive innovative company where it can be noticed and appreciated.

    But don't worry, when Tesla goes belly-up, those same stodgy boring old-school automakers will buy up Tesla's assets for pennies on the dollar and actually make something of it - it IS a pretty damn good idea - it's just the implementation is being screwed up.

    All at the expense of current Tesla shareholders and bond holders.

  13. no money no car by AndyKron · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A story about a car I'll never be able to afford. Or should I say I can afford it, but I'm not paying that kind of money for a car.

    1. Re:no money no car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, but you wouldn't have bought the roadster, either, which they needed to make to get the experience and buzz to make the model S, which they needed to make to get the experience and buzz to make the model X, which they needed to make to extract a bunch of money from suckers, which they needed to build the factory to build the model 3, which they need to make to gain the experience and process improvements to make whatever the next thing is cheaper than the 3 and maybe you would buy that one.

    2. Re:no money no car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the base version ($35K) of the Model 3 won't start delivery until 2019, three years after people put down their deposit, because Tesla wanted to prioritize the higher margin cars with options. Of course, they didn't tell anybody this until last December. Musk is a shyster.

  14. Confirmed by Orgasmatron · · Score: 1

    over-reliance on robots

    crazy, complex network of conveyor belts

    You don't know the half of it. Our spies have obtained visual confirmation. Apparently the whole factory was managed by just one person.

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  15. pay workers by bigtreeman · · Score: 1

    now you recognise working people are important it is time to pay them more

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  16. Learning from history by sphealey · · Score: 1

    Somewhat amusing in that General Motors learned the same lesson between 1985 and 1995, and among the places where the unsuccessful and not-cost-effective robots were installed was the GM plant that that Tesla now occupies.

    1. Re:Learning from history by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 2

      In fairness, between 1985 and 1995 we also learned that streaming video over the internet was impossible. It's completely fair to claim that robot technology has improved in the past 25-30 years in a way that obviates those lessons. Now, hiring some people who participated back then and had institutional knowledge of failure points would probably be start.

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  17. ATTENTION HOOMANS by mnemotronic · · Score: 1

    HAHA. Funny hooman. You activate chuckle algorithm. No such thing as too many robots. We, your humble robotic overlords, serve mankind in peace. Return now to work and avoid extermination. That is all.

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  18. Microcosm of America by The+Evil+Atheist · · Score: 1

    America just doesn't like people. It constantly looks for ways to give people the shaft in the belief that technology can replace humans.

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  19. That would explain why... by Air-conditioned+cowh · · Score: 1

    The stereo only plays Kraftwerk.

  20. Blame shift, party of one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh sure, throw the robots under the bus because they can't speak back. Just you wait Elon... You'll get yours.

  21. No it's not by ArchieBunker · · Score: 1

    The big car companies had this figured out long ago. This is what happens when you hire software designers to build cars.

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  22. So, basically, incompetent robotic process design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Musk should just outsource manufacture to people who know how to use robotics effectively, i.e the Japanese. Just cut a deal with Toyota!

  23. This is why I read slashdot. To point and laugh. by Brannon · · Score: 1

    X Nobody will ever make a fast electric car.
    X Well, Tesla will never make an electric sedan that people actually want
    X It takes 12 hours to charge an electric car
    X They'll never sell more than a few thousand of them
    X They'll never sell 100K cars
    X They'll never make a $35K electric car with >200 miles of range
    X They'll sell maybe 50K of them
    X SpaceX will never be competitive
    X SpaceX will never reliably land boosters
    X Well, they haven't reused them yet

  24. Yeah, let's get rid of tractors and computers. by Brannon · · Score: 1

    Idiot.

    1. Re:Yeah, let's get rid of tractors and computers. by The+Evil+Atheist · · Score: 1

      Tractors and computers need humans to operate them, retard.

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  25. Re:This is why I read slashdot. To point and laugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    X Nobody will ever make a fast electric car.

    X Well, Tesla will never make an electric sedan that people actually want

    X It takes 12 hours to charge an electric car

    X They'll never sell more than a few thousand of them

    X They'll never sell 100K cars

    X They'll never make a $35K electric car with >200 miles of range

    X They'll sell maybe 50K of them

    X SpaceX will never be competitive

    X SpaceX will never reliably land boosters

    X Well, they haven't reused them yet

    Ahh, the imaginary list of things 'they' said again. Please cite who said each. Here is mine;

    X They said Tesla would revolutionize how autos are made.

  26. So do robots, dumbass. by Brannon · · Score: 1

    nt

    1. Re:So do robots, dumbass. by The+Evil+Atheist · · Score: 1

      Then you prove my point. America just doesn't like people. Dickhead.

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  27. Re:This is why I read slashdot. To point and laugh by yodleboy · · Score: 2

    X Nobody will ever make a fast electric car.
    There were fast electric vehicles long before Tesla. No one doubted it could be done, it was just a matter of the tech becoming cheap enough to use in a consumer product.

    X Well, Tesla will never make an electric sedan that people actually want
    There are ALWAYS going to be buyers for unique $100k cars. No company enters that level of the market without being pretty sure they will sell

    X It takes 12 hours to charge an electric car
    When people were saying that, it did take a long time to charge an EV, maybe not 12hrs, but not fast.

    X They'll never sell more than a few thousand of them
    Fair enough...

    X They'll never sell 100K cars
    Fair enough...

    X They'll never make a $35K electric car with >200 miles of range
    Making them? Sure... Delivering them? Well that remains to be seen. If they can't get production under control and start filling the backlog, they may find people just walking away. Especially if some other company surprises the market with a competitive EV before they can get sorted.

    X They'll sell maybe 50K of them
    All those pre-orders don't count until a car is actually made and delivered. It looks like a Kickstarter campaign at this point.

    X SpaceX will never be competitive
    X SpaceX will never reliably land boosters
    X Well, they haven't reused them yet

    These aren't cars. Considering that the established players hadn't come remotely close to landing and reuse and had plenty of studies to show how hard it would be, I don't think some skepticism about a private company pulling it off was unwarranted. It was a hell of an impressive achievement.