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New C# Ransomware Compiles Itself at Runtime (bleepingcomputer.com)

Posted by msmash on from the out-in-the-wild dept.

From a report: A new in-development ransomware was discovered that has an interesting characteristic. Instead of the distributed executable performing the ransomware functionality, the executables compiles an embedded encrypted C# program at runtime and launches it directly into memory.

122 comments

  1. Modify it to delete Windows and install Linux by jfdavis668 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Solve the problem at one stroke.

    1. Re: Modify it to delete Windows and install Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      yes, making the computer unusable was its purpose so what you proposed will work too

    2. Re: Modify it to delete Windows and install Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could just use mono on Linux....

    3. Re:Modify it to delete Windows and install Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Install a Linux Herp DERP Herp Derp DERP!. There is absolutely ZERO malware for Linux of course. ZERO I tell you. Except that there is. There is nothing about Linux that prevents ransomware targetted for that platform from functioning correctly. Hell it wouldn't even need to provide its own crypto, it could just use the in kernel dm-crypt stuff.

      So...what is your suggestion now?

    4. Re: Modify it to delete Windows and install Linux by jpaine619 · · Score: 1

      You windows fanboys are hilarious..

    5. Re: Modify it to delete Windows and install Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not quite as funny as those that can't type Microsoft or MS without using a "$" for the "s". Never gets old.

    6. Re:Modify it to delete Windows and install Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      >But there isn't any ransomware on Linux even though it's perfectly possible to exist.

      https://www.trendmicro.com/vinfo/us/security/news/cyber-attacks/erebus-linux-ransomware-impact-to-servers-and-countermeasures

    7. Re:Modify it to delete Windows and install Linux by mark-t · · Score: 0

      Linux (and for that matter all Unix OS's) has, and has always had, a mitigation strategy in place to counter that style of attack. In practice, the only systems that could hope to negatively impact are those that are administrated by people who didn't give a damn about system security in the first place.

      --
      File under 'M' for 'Manic ranting'
    8. Re:Modify it to delete Windows and install Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [Citation Needed] Only thing that comes close is SELinux.

    9. Re:Modify it to delete Windows and install Linux by mark-t · · Score: 1

      One would have thought it was obvious.... don't run a webserver as root.

      --
      File under 'M' for 'Manic ranting'
    10. Re: Modify it to delete Windows and install Linux by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

      I'm a £inuk$ fanboi, spelled thusly because of all the money it saves and lets me make.

      --
      Escher was the first MC and Giger invented the HR department.
    11. Re:Modify it to delete Windows and install Linux by goose-incarnated · · Score: 1

      There is nothing about Linux that prevents ransomware targetted for that platform from functioning correctly. Hell it wouldn't even need to provide its own crypto, it could just use the in kernel dm-crypt stuff.

      Malware can do the same on Windows - why would Windows malware need to provide its own crypto? Why can't it use the Windows cryptographic services?

      Listen, if you don't know what the Windows API provides, then perhaps you're too ignorant to contribute to a discussion on which OS is better. You have reasons for your arguments, but because you don't know shit your reasons are probably stupid too.

      IOW, STFU and let the adults talk.

      --
      I'm a minority race. Save your vitriol for white people.
    12. Re:Modify it to delete Windows and install Linux by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Well, my first thought was "I don't have C# installed, so I'm safe", but a very small bit of contemplation said "If it will work with C#, why not with Java?". It would be a real pain to need to use the internet from a separate partition than from my compilers.

      --

      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
    13. Re:Modify it to delete Windows and install Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you have the .net framework, which is needed for a lot of Windows programs these days and is installed by default on everything Windows that's newer than XP, you have C# installed.

    14. Re:Modify it to delete Windows and install Linux by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Well, as this requires the MSWind libraries, this exploit wouldn't touch me. But that doesn't mean something analogous isn't possible. I've got Python and Ruby installed, and both of those have eval methods. And the commands to execute the compilation on both of them have execute from command line options. I may need to be even pickier about which sites I allow to execute JavaScript.

      --

      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
    15. Re:Modify it to delete Windows and install Linux by sproketboy · · Score: 1

      I NEED MOD POINTS NOW!!

    16. Re:Modify it to delete Windows and install Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Malware can do the same on Windows - why would Windows malware need to provide its own crypto? Why can't it use the Windows cryptographic services?

      I never said it couldn't. Nor did I imply as such, but thanks for inserting words into my mouth.

      Listen, if you don't know what the Windows API provides,

      My point had nothing to do with what the Windows API provides but was pointing out with the Linux API provides.

      then perhaps you're too ignorant to contribute to a discussion on which OS is better.

      This has absolutely nothing to do with which one is better or worse. In fact if anything I was saying they were very equal with regards to malware threats.

      IOW, STFU and let the adults talk.

      Sounds like you're the one who needs to grow up a little bit.

  2. Cross-platform? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So does it work with Mono, too?

    1. Re:Cross-platform? by cstacy · · Score: 4, Funny

      So does it work with Mono, too?

      Of course. Mono is a virus.

    2. Re:Cross-platform? by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 5, Interesting

      >> does it work with Mono

      OK, I'll bite. It might work. The implementation uses the "CSharpCodeProvider class" which is included in the handy-dandy ".NET Framework ICodeCompiler compiler execution interface" installed on most Windows boxes. However, Mono also implements ICodeCompiler (http://docs.go-mono.com/index.aspx?link=T%3ASystem.CodeDom.Compiler.ICodeCompiler). The question would be, "why bother" since you'd have to write multi-OS ransomware (covering Mac/Windows/some Linux OS's) anyway to take full advantage of Mono.

      I ran into this "anyone can compile C# programs" ability myself a while back when one of my new dev VDIs was locked down to the point that no one could install Visual Studio. So...I just pulled down a portable text editor and then compiled the C# code I wanted through the local .NET Framework tools: the result was instant custom C# programs without having anything more than normal end user "no install" permissions. (You could easily do something similar with gcc or whatnot on Linux too; if the goal is to lock up the current user's files, then anything running as yourself ought to do it.)

      Regards,

    3. Re:Cross-platform? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So why would ransomware depend on the OS? Just because the user's home directory varies?

    4. Re:Cross-platform? by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      Different OS have different AV and third party software. Connection alerts. https://www.obdev.at/products/...
      Software detecting requests for any software to get persistently installed https://objective-see.com/prod...
      That adds to the complexity when trying to make software work on different OS.
      Malware can try and see if an OS has such software and not install to try and not get detected.
      Thats more complexity to look after over different OS.

      --
      Domestic spying is now "Benign Information Gathering"
    5. Re:Cross-platform? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you get it to autocompile and then run?

  3. Where's the original? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, I'm not going to go to idiot central bleepingcomputer, thanks msmash.

  4. Really? by cstacy · · Score: 1

    I don't quite understand how this was "discovered". It's source code, not something that has been found infecting anyone's computer in the wild. It looks like a proof-of-concept, and it's also trivial and isn't any kind of new idea. Any programming language that has any kind of "eval" or "compile" functionality could do this, including for example Shell Scripts, Perl, Python, ..the list goes on..., Lisp. That's why the program is about two lines long.


    malware = "abcdefnsaiassur123"; // "delete("*") which is the actual malware
    eval malware.decryptString("probablytrumpsfault") // secret key varies

    Just include the above code in some program that you can get someone to download from some place they should not be downloading software, and Wow Amazing!

    The slightly more interesting version of this is that the program could just as well download the malware over the internet and run it, rather than have it included in a big long string.

    Assuming you're going to let someone download and run programs like this, only way to prevent this is to scan the executable and see if it makes any calls to the handy "eval" type function, and refuse to run it. This analysis could get tricky, depending on the language being used and the interpreter/compiler runtime implementation.

    NEWS FLASH: In general, downloading malware is a bad idea! You may not be able to detect it before running it.

    I don't get this article, really. I guess it's just some security vendor stating the obvious in order to get their name in the press?

    You should not be running untrusted code outside of some security container. Such containers should be built-in to the OS. "HotPornoPromise wants to access your files, Okay?" OBTW all software is untrusted code. Eventually people will comprehend this.

    1. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Penis butter

    2. Re:Really? by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The main problem with trying to detect if a program is compiling code dynamically is there are legitimate reasons to do it.

      I made an app once with the goal of allowing me to map Wii Remote functionality to PC controls. To make it dynamic, I wanted a scripting engine. Since .NET can compile code at runtime, and I was making my app in .NET, it made sense to make the scripting in .NET as well. Worked pretty well!

      I could see a game engine using this capability or one like it to power its own scripting language. It really helps when the programmers making game scripts don't have to compile the logic into the full game engine every time they change something. Currently .NET is slower than native so this isn't really done. Unity uses .NET, but not sure if the implementation they use with Mono has this capability or not.

    3. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mod parent up plz

  5. Excessively Complex by jsrjsr · · Score: 3, Interesting
    The key feature is the encrypted source code. The procedure is:
    1. Decrypt source code
    2. Compile source code to an in-memory assembly [behind the scenes the .NET framework calls Assembly.Load()]
    3. Run a method on a class in the assembly

    Seems like it would be easier and just as effective to use an encrypted binary instead. Then the procedure would be:

    1. Decrypt binary image
    2. Call Assembly.Load()
    3. Run a method on a class in the assembly

    I would certainly not trust a piece of downloaded code that included code to do either, so I'm not sure the first one has any additional advantages as malware.

    1. Re:Excessively Complex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The key feature is the encrypted source code.

      No, the key feature is the dynamic recompiling of the payload. Which is modifiable, and can have different optimizations depending on the host system, making the resulting malware payload MUCH harder to detect and defend against.

      The encryption suffers the same problem as DRM: The host has to have the key to compile the source code, so it's not protected from a researcher who wants to reverse engineer the malware, it's just slightly more time consuming to do so as they have to set up a dump of the malware wrapper's process memory to grab the decryption key first.

    2. Re:Excessively Complex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Modifiable by who? The victim? Malware doesn't need optimization it just needs an exploit and something "useful" to do. If it got control of the system it can just download an optimized or tailored version or whatever. And that can be done by a binary. If the code that decrypts and compiles it knows how to tailor it... Isn't that the same as the binary just having those features? Yes, yes it is.

    3. Re:Excessively Complex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only real advantage I can think of is easy self-modifying code. This could be a proof of concept with the plan to eventually have the step after the decrypt to rewrite itself.

    4. Re:Excessively Complex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The embedded source code can be modified at run time to result in different binaries which may
      make detection by AV harder.

      But then AV may just detect the source code by signature, but again they may not be looking into
      non executable memory regions.

    5. Re:Excessively Complex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'binary' assume all CPUs, OSes and library versions are the same.

      A source code ransomware will not merely work on a particular range of windows servers. It will work on any platform supporting C#.

      32-bit or 64-bit, no problem. Works on either. Windows or linux or bsd or apple? If they have C#, it works. ARM processor instead of Intel? Still works. New major version where libraries aren't binary compatible? Still works. Can't do that with a binary.

      One could wish that ordinary useful sw was distributed as source - so it wasn't tied to a particular platform or version. Oh wait, my sw is that way...

    6. Re:Excessively Complex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then you still have a static binary image which is easy for AV to detect, whereas compilers have to be allowed by many antivirus systems. So you've got a compiler as the only static binary image, and a randomly morphing ransomware executable for each new machine.

  6. Compile ? by randalware · · Score: 1

    where is the compiler ?

    I read the article. I can see the string hiding technique, which should be scanable.

    so if they are sending source code, there has to be a compiler/interpreter installed, right ?

    --
    This is my opinion based on what little I know and understand of the rumors and lies Thanks, Randal
    1. Re:Compile ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      .NET includes compiler functionality in standard assemblies. Full .NET includes standard support for various dynamic and scripting languages built-in, and C# isn't that complex to parse or compile compared to them - so why not?

      It is, however, a bit of a gimmick and I'm not sure why you would bother writing malware this way.

  7. Unity Mobile games have started doing that as well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Star Wars Galaxy of Heroes does this as well. I foresee that it will become a common practice to protect mobile games against reverse-engineering and proxying

  8. Yes! by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 2

    Finally, some open source ransomware! I had held off on downloading ransomware because everything was always closed source bullshit but now, I'll have my data held hostage with the software freedom I demand! ;)

    --
    Anons need not reply. Questions end with a question mark.
  9. Re:ZIP defeats APK for the 3rd time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Zontar no one believes you. You start trouble and stalk him with sockpuppets in trollingforhostfiles https://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=12037225&cid=56510161/ , blow all your modpoints downmodding him, send him postcards with threats, and most of all that you are mental which explains you stalking of apk. You need that mental help you get or better still to be locked up in a psycho bin!

  10. Re:Apparently YOU care soyboy unidentifiable ac by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

    Ha ha, look at this clown impersonating APK and doing a perfect job.

    --
    Just cruising through this digital world at 33 1/3 rpm...
  11. Re:Impersonating me again Zontar? Ok... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Kill yourself. You need to be removed from the gene pool.

  12. Libeling me JustAnotherOldDouche? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Is it true that APK has a child molestation conviction" by JustAnotherOldGuy (4145623) on Tuesday March 15, 2016 @04:20PM (#51702985)

    See my subject & you LOSE LIBELING me w/ LIES saying I molest kids? https://meta.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=8882437&cid=51702985/

    * I DO NO SUCH THING nor have I EVER motherfucker.

    (You had BEST stay behind that FAKE NAME for your FAKE LIFE, fucker... 'cuz I'd END YOU for it!)

    APK

    P.S.=> Tell you what - Come say that to my FACE you scumbag FAKE NAME for your FAKE LIFE fuck - I will f'ing HOSPITALIZE you motherfucker - oh, that's right - YOU WOULDN'T LAST TIME I SAID THIS TO YOU, you dirty little fuck... apk

    1. Re:Libeling me JustAnotherOldDouche? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      APK is pretending to be a big internet tough guy after getting his ass beat by tons of people in the last few days. I think it is time you post some out of context quotes from slashdot users or maybe provide some lists of shareware you were listed on from some 90s computer rags. I know you can provide a link to a stupid suggestion you made to improve someone else's software that they rejected with good reason years ago. You could also fall back to just calling people names and swearing at them which seems to be today's preferred action. There is always posting some random conspiracy theory that you heard about on late night AM radio or saw on the weird part of YouTube. If those fail you can always post some fake anonymous support for yourself. I have a better idea, you can list all of your enemies so that we all can see just how persecuted you are since you bookmark them all.

    2. Re:Libeling me JustAnotherOldDouche? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      JustAnotherOldDOUCHE don't libel apk https://meta.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=8882437&cid=51702985/ Can you prove your words there? No.Apk wouldn't expose you scumbag if you could. You criticize. Did you do better? No. You are a loser with things to hide and nothing to show behind your fake name online is all. Everyone knows your type by common sense.

  13. Re:ZIP defeats APK for the 3rd time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Flailing around because he doesn't know who I really am. And he will never guess.

    But no matter. This has always been about APK and not about me

    ZIP

  14. Re:Goat C, Mofo! Do you bend over and program? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    creimer, I reported you to youtube and keep reporting every spam post you make so all these spam posts will do is bring your view count in negative territory for a given day since youtube barred your stupid click-bot and your spam posts.

    MODDOWN! ; creimer youtube spam post again!

    creimer wants you to click on his youtube channel, then click on his stupid amazon affiliate link spam on Youtube. There is nothing of value on creimer youtube channel. Only creimer click-bot goes there.

  15. Re:Goat C, Mofo! Do you bend over and program? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey creimer, I have an idea, use your 100+ sock puppet accounts to buy 100 Goat C t-shirts. That should make you about 1000 times richer than you are now!

  16. Re:Goat C, Mofo! Do you bend over and program? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck man! creimer goes through all this trouble, spamming the whole world, just to sell Goat C t-shirts on amazon?

    What a douche!

  17. Re:Goat C, Mofo! Do you bend over and program? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    creimer doesn't even sell the t-shirts himself, he is too small of a shit moth for that!

    Instead, like a parasite, he piggies back on other seller with his amazon "affiliate" code. Maybe he makes 50 cents off every t-shirt instead of 15+$ like most sellers do.

    Of course, creimer doesn't give a damn about the quality of the products. He couldn't care less.

    What a rip-off and a con artists!

  18. How to remove Mono Forever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    sudo apt-get purge cli-common mono-runtime libmono*
    sudo rm -rf /usr/lib/mono/
    echo "Package: cli-common mono-runtime" > ./preferences
    echo "Pin: version *" >> ./preferences
    echo "Pin-Priority: -100" >> ./preferences
    sudo mv ./preferences /etc/apt/preferences

    Fixed that for you.

  19. Take your own advice shitbag "ne'er-do-well" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject: Why? You losers can't seem to show you do better than I have https://developers.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=12004123&cid=56468879/ or https://hardware.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=12013911&cid=56486019/ though you TRY "put me down" & now always by UNIDENTIFIABLE pusscake anonymous posts!

    * You're a weak soyboy WEASEL is why - worthless do-nothing welfare suckers obviously - wastes of LIFE!

    APK

    P.S.=> When you DO use your FAKE NAMES for your FAKE LIVES you libel me (or impersonate me otherwise) & I call you out, you bitch soyboy punks RUN https://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=12037225&cid=56510457/ ... apk

  20. I'm pretty sure you're Zontar The Mindless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject: However I know what u are "ne'er-do-well" do-nothing EATING ur WORDS https://hardware.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=12013911&cid=56486019/

    * RoTfLmAo...

    ("Big man" stalking/harassing me - IF I ever got ahold of you, you would be done for motherfucker...)

    APK

    P.S.=> You're a piece of shit & you KNOW it soyboy bitch weasel... apk

  21. You tried "downmod hiding" this Zontar... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Zontar you = an admitted loon https://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=4985017&cid=46658165/ !

    Making sockpuppets https://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=5038387&cid=46782891/ to troll me w/ (effete & weak like you Sweden soyboy letting your women be muslim raped)

    &

    You blow your easily nullified 'downmodpoints' on me ADMITTEDLY https://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=5038387&cid=46782891/ when you can't prove what I post on hosts files is wrong + You obviously SELF-UPMOD YOURSELF via sockpuppets you make (TrollingForHostsFiles, proof in 2nd link above)!

    +

    You send me postcards w/ threats in 'em too whacko https://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=4980459&cid=46704073/ ?

    * LAYOFF THE DRUGS https://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=4985017&cid=46663669/

    Lastly - See subject & https://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=12037225&cid=56510161/

    APK

    P.S.=> Don't start w/ me 1st Zontar https://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=11987743&cid=56439917/

    1. Re:You tried "downmod hiding" this Zontar... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Geez, get a room.

    2. Re:You tried "downmod hiding" this Zontar... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only room APK needs is a padded one
      If you really want to troll him just "admit" that you are a paid Soros shill
      Or you could point out the truth and really watch APK flip out
      However the best reactions happen when you point out Alexander Peter Kowalski's own lies

    3. Re:You tried "downmod hiding" this Zontar... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Looks more like you Zontar the Mindless need a room in a psycho ward https://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=4985017&cid=46658165/

    4. Re:You tried "downmod hiding" this Zontar... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Zontar needs a psycho bin room. Consuming too many soyboy estrogen mimick products causes depression https://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=4985017&cid=46658165/

  22. Re:Goat C, Mofo! Do you bend over and program? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just checked and they don't have 100 size XXL t-shirts in stock ;-(

  23. Re:Goat C, Mofo! Do you bend over and program? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You lying creimertard! creimer wears SMALL t-shirts, see picture here:
    https://ibb.co/cc7Ddw

  24. ZIP 4; APK 0 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well I'm neither Zontar nor soyboy. I'm yet another one of the people you frequently stalk. Because you're fucking unhinged.

    You initiated the harassment against me and several others. The little weasel that you are always tries to make this about seeking revenge. Instead of owning up to your malicious behavior on this site and others. Your playbook has to been to bully and harass and stalk anyone that is critical of your insane posts or challenges your lying claims.

    ZIP

    P.S. => APK is wrong again. As I have proved so many times before.

    P.P.S => This is how you follow up a P.S. you fucking ignoramus.

    P.P.P.S => I downmod your shit about once a month. Because it is off-toppic and has no business being here.

  25. "ZIP" = Zontar the Mindless tell us... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How'd EATIN YER WORDS taste https://hardware.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=12013911&cid=56486019/ ? Like yer foot in yer mouth washed down by a bitter taste of SELF-defeat ?

    Yes, lol!

    * Zontar the Mindless ya troll me admittedly & are an admitted LOON on DRUGS, & make SOCKPUPPETS to SELF-UPMOD yerself + to TROLL me w/ https://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=12037225&cid=56510161/ & that yer A WHACKO ya sent me a THREATENING POSTCARD by mail?

    Soyboy instead of trolling me & having me TRASH ya?

    Spend yer energies DEFENDING Swede women vs. RAPE by MUSLIMS INSTEAD!

    YA TRIED "downmod hiding" this last time I posted it https://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=12037225&cid=56510205/ - no problem: I'll keep reposting till ya run dry of "downmodpoints" & I win as always.

    APK

    P.S.=> My signature's not on that on FAKE JEWS! I read it it's accurate (nobody proves it wrong & jews supply the data in it - ya must be one & ya DO do it to yerselves)

  26. Zip = ZERO & answer the question soyboy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How'd EATIN YER WORDS taste https://hardware.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=12013911&cid=56486019/ ? Like yer foot in yer mouth washed down by a bitter taste of SELF-defeat ?

    Yes, lol!

    * Zontar the Mindless ya troll me admittedly & are an admitted LOON on DRUGS, & make SOCKPUPPETS to SELF-UPMOD yerself + to TROLL me w/ https://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=12037225&cid=56510161/ & that yer A WHACKO ya sent me a THREATENING POSTCARD by mail?

    Soyboy instead of trolling me & having me TRASH ya?

    Spend yer energies DEFENDING Swede women vs. RAPE by MUSLIMS INSTEAD!

    YA TRIED "downmod hiding" this last time I posted it https://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=12037225&cid=56510205/ - no problem: I'll keep reposting till ya run dry of "downmodpoints" & I win as always.

    APK

    P.S.=> My signature's not on that on FAKE JEWS! I read it it's accurate (nobody proves it wrong & jews supply the data in it - ya must be one & ya DO do it to yerselves)

    1. Re:Zip = ZERO & answer the question soyboy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've not had any mod points for about 3 weeks, probably because I blew all my karma trolling your ass.

      So take your baseless accusations and shove them right back up your ass.

      ZIP

      P.S. => your anti-semitic sockpuppet proves you are both a coward and a hypocrite. You're the saddest guy on /. these days.

    2. Re:Zip = ZERO & answer the question soyboy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your signature isn't on all those posts that support you that use the exact same language, grammar, spelling, argument style, word choices, timing, and links to your other posts. Just because you don't sign something doesn't mean that we can't figure out it was you. Even if it wasn't you the fact that you agree with it and it seems completely possible to numerous people that you wrote it speaks volumes about you. Face it APK you can't outsmart anyone.

  27. Re:Goat C, Mofo! Do you bend over and program? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    creimer has that fixation about sex and children since his uncle butt-fucked him in the forest when he was a kid.

    Creimer himself wrote about here but I can't seem to find the link. If you want to search for yourself, it is in here somewhere:
    https://slashdot.org/~__aaclcg...

  28. Re:Goat C, Mofo! Do you bend over and program? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's true! I remember that one, that's the story where the bees come to his rescue!

  29. Re:Unity Mobile games have started doing that as w by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But if you include the source code, doesn't that make it even easier to reverse engineer? Sure, the source is encrypted, but you can't run the code without both decrypting it and compiling it. That's got to expose the source to quite a bit more than only shipping compiled binaries!

    dom

  30. Great hypocrite racist Yahudi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Khazar Talmudic Jews believe this of all they call goyim/gentiles (non-jews): Jews = biggest racists of all for which they "jew guilt" you for no less & you can't be racist vs. a religious cult like them (though they accuse YOU of it)! They're hypocrites known as thieves all thru history or were these nations banishing them a lie? Argentines in 1940 under Peron, France (1306), Egypt (despoiled/robbed by jews), Arabs (pre & post 1948), England (1330 Edward longshanks), Romans under titus, Russia pogroms, Spanish inquistion & Spain 1492 and Germany who got rid of them from their nations nazi german's too? No. Driven into DESERTS ages ago! Don't wonder why after all those exilings above. Should anyone doubt any of this see Jacob Javits' crony Rosenthal spill the beans on it (which JEWgle's JEWTube has blocked, there are links below though that are not blocked proving it is truth) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4zMVZ8HnFI/ where he called all Christianity fools for helping Israel and the biggest scam of all time per their beliefs below from their Talmud. This is the province of the synagogue of Satan (Pharisees whom Jesus Christ himself kicked to the curb out of the temple & they killed him for it. Jeremiah did the same to them also + the Essenes could not stand them either breaking away from the pharisee corruption):

    Mark Zuckerberg who STOLE facebook's code from the Winklevoss twins (who dusted him in court on it) calling his users "DUMB FUCKS" & spied on his collegiate classmates via 'fakebook', home of bots and spying/tracking you, now in court FRYING (rightfully so). He also PAID OFF the courts (by political contributions like Jew AIPAC does) on the MAJORITY of the council judges there. He STILL had to apologize!

    Maria Abramovic satanist spirit cooker pal of Hillary Clinton the Voodoo queen is a jew https://www.google.com/search?...

    Like Hillary Clinton's mentor Saul Alinsky author of rules for radicals book dedicated to Lucifer

    John Podesta Hillary's pal again, is another JUDE with a pedophile brother (both = satanists too imo).

    "Most Jews do not like to admit it, but our god is Lucifer so I wasnâ(TM)t lying â" and we are his chosen people. Lucifer is very much aliveâ Harold Rosenthal http://www.thetruthseeker.co.u...

    Jewish rabbi openly admits to satan worship use white children's blood they kill for passover bread (which THIS video covers in detail https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eU8Y1743QoY/ & how they ran the black slave trade + how they say a prayer to KILL US ALL (goyim) during passover), infiltrating and subverting the catholic church, creating the Jesuit order https://www.youtube.com/watch?... and https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
    or https://www.youtube.com/watch?... too!

    Barbara Spectre, a jew, tells everyone it's jews orchestrating the muslim migrant problem in Europe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFE0qAiofMQ/ (now blocked by JEWgle JEWTube, but this one is not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85BKDj_1vVU/ ). No migrant raping of women in Poland. Tons in Sweden. Do the math. Use common-sense. This is to get muslims and other goyim/gentiles to wipe one another out as incompatible cultures that will clash and always have.

    Rabbi A. Finkelstein ADMITS their greatest enemies are ARABS and WHITES (blacks too) whom they wish to kill on

  31. Re: Juden ZIP/Zontar deny this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    for fucks sake, delete this shit

  32. The only thing APK eats is moose cock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    APK is mad that his moose cut him of and wasn't able to suck some moose dick last night.
    So now he ragest like the soyboy he is across slashdot
    Everyone know APK doesn't sign a lot of his work because there are even some things he doesn't want to claim
    Then there are his anonymous posts in support of himself because he needs to feign support because everyone hates him
    Face it APK is a looser and hates when people point out the facts about him

    1. Re:The only thing APK eats is moose cock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyone know APK doesn't sign a lot of his work because there are even some things he doesn't want to claim

      He is a spam coward that feels the need to make up grand claims of his prowess while also doing his best to discredit an entire race of people

      He's a crackpot and projects his own insecurity (with the so-called "ne'er-do-well" insult) onto others. While he also seeks the approval of Slashdotters by constantly quoting a random set of people out of context and without their permission.

      ZIP

      P.S. => record of one of many defeats of the terrible coward APK by me

    2. Re:The only thing APK eats is moose cock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ZIP/Zontar why won't you answer this? How'd EATIN YER WORDS taste https://hardware.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=12013911&cid=56486019/ ? Like yer foot in yer mouth washed down by a bitter taste of SELF-defeat ?

    3. Re:The only thing APK eats is moose cock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Zip is minding his manners/being polite not talking with his mouth full of his own words he has to eat after apk thrashed him.

    4. Re:The only thing APK eats is moose cock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From reading it seems Jews only discredit themselves. It's why they have been kicked out of so many nations.

  33. Re:Juden ZIP/Zontar deny this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is the APK we all know an love

  34. Cdreimer didn't fuck me last night... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See Subject: Last night when cdreimer came home I was waiting for him totally naked and ready for him to fill my ass with load after load.

    He came up the stairs grabbed my tiny erect cock and dragged me into the kitchen and at that moment I knew it was going to be good.

    Instead he took out a cast iron fry pan and smacked me across the face with it and told me that he decides when he wants to see my ass.

    He then proceeded to beat me like the useless fool I am until I fell unconscious.

    While I was out he stapled my penis and scrotum to the floor to put me in my proper place

    APK

    P.S. => Because he didn't fill my ass I have been in a right foul mood so unless someone pumps me full of cum I'm going to continue... apk

    1. Re:Cdreimer didn't fuck me last night... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ZIP\Zontar why won't you answer a question? Being polite not talking with a mouth full of words you must eat https://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=12037225&cid=56510945/ ?

    2. Re:Cdreimer didn't fuck me last night... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Soyboy Zontar\zip's also busy pretending to be Bruce Willis in the movie Looper hahaha https://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=12037225&cid=56514207/ soy/bisphenol A addiction's terrible!

  35. Re:Juden ZIP/Zontar deny this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't see apk's signature. He signs his ac posts. I do see much you are trying to hide by downmods. Why is that?

  36. Vampires/germs shrivel in sunlight of fact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hide it? Why? Don't your downmods do it already? Guess not. You prove vampires/germs die exposed to sunlight of fact.

  37. APK forgot who he was there for a bit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    APK is so defective that he forgot who he was there for a moment and felt compelled to show support for himself. He must have felt real good for the brief time that he thought someone else agreed with him. Now he is just left with depression and failure at the realization that he is just a loser.

    1. Re:APK forgot who he was there for a bit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see soyboy Zontar the Mindless admits depression from eating estrogen mimicking soy products https://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=4985017&cid=46658165/ his headshrink should tell him "lay off the soy soyboy" for his treatment he admits doing in that link.

    2. Re:APK forgot who he was there for a bit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He did quit. Zontar does bisphenol A instead. Zontar's like Bruce Willis in Looper year 6 on. A syringe full of bisphenol A hahahaha. He first tried smoking it when drinking it didn't do the job. Didn't work cutting up all those plastic milk cartons stuffing them into a pipe. So syringes were it! BPA is a xenoestrogen, exhibiting estrogen-mimicking, hormone-like properties that raise concern about its suitability in some consumer products and food containers https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bisphenol_A/

    3. Re:APK forgot who he was there for a bit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rotflmao. *chortle*. *snicker*. Zontar the Mindless soyboy just say NO to bisphenol A and soy products!

    4. Re:APK forgot who he was there for a bit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That makes sense! Zontar the Mindless is the "loopy" looper https://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=4985017&cid=46658165/ !

  38. Like SOYMILK! zip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I like eating my words. They taste like the soymilk I like that gave me my bitch tits and depression https://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=12037225&cid=56510877/

    ZIP

  39. The truth hurts the little bitch APK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess the truth hurts the little bitch APK so he needs to pretend there is someone who will defend him.

    Too bad his posts are easily spotted which only makes him look like an even bigger fucking loser

    You lost again fucker and you will always be a fucking shithead loser

    ZIP

    1. Re:The truth hurts the little bitch APK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apk just smoked your dumb ass zip https://news.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=12036901&cid=56516019/ you dumb fuck hahahaha. Why doesn't JustAnotherOldGuy prove this https://meta.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=8882437&cid=51702985// ? He was asked to do so freely offering him to backup his lie. "Run, Forrest: RUN!!!" hahahaha.

  40. The tasty flavor of SOY & your words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    EAT https://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=12037225&cid=56515339/ mangia! Bon Appetit! Hahaha! STFU & eat bitch or I'll pinch your bitch tits AGAIN soyboy weasel https://news.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=12036901&cid=56516019/

    * LOL!

    APK

    P.S.=> I suppose BOTH you & "your kind" can't help it - you're the VASTLY "inferior ones"... apk

  41. Re:Juden ZIP/Zontar deny this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    APK we get it you don't like it when people point out the truth about you so you then go and post without signing things to make it look like you have support because your regular posts are indefensible.

  42. Nail in the coffin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The real nail is when he starts reply as AC. Something he claims never to do.

    So much winning for the readers of Slashdot.
    So much flailing from the spam coward.

    ZIP

  43. He is on the run by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Run forrest run! APK is on the run.

    You Cannot Defeat

    ZIP

  44. APK successfully trolled again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You really are so dumb as fall for every troll

    That is why you are a loser and will always be a fucking loser

    Didn't you know that Zontar The Mindless, JustAnotherOldGuy, msnash, PopeRatzo, desdinova 216, Ol Olso, Brockmire, myself, whipslash, the APKoin guy, are all the same person and I am on the take from Zuckerberg and Soros for each anti APK post I make.

    ZIP - the slayer of Ass Pounded King

    1. Re:APK successfully trolled again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the funnies part is, i seriously doubt any of these are the real apk, it's a bunch of ac's circle jerking each other off. a fucking homoerotic cock fight, where winner takes them all in the ass. fucking bullies.

  45. Re:Juden ZIP/Zontar deny this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You post unidentifiable anonymous saying that hypocrite? Answer why you downmod the really indefensible https://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=12037225&cid=56511165/

  46. Your "trolling" = great accomplishment? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your "trolling" = great accomplishment? LOL! It shows you're a loser soyboy https://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=12037225&cid=56515339/ @ least you admitted you liked the TASTE of EATING YOUR WORDS vs. me https://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=12013911&cid=56476917 losing again!

    You can't help but LOSE, loser: It's what "your kind" was BORN (unfortunately) to do & it ain't squat as the saying goes.

    * Me? I create things that are useful people like & use by comparison...

    APK

    P.S.=> Face facts - you WISH you were me (but you're too stupid & undereducated + unskilled to do so & you KNOW it - you prove it in every post you make)... apk

  47. I don't have to defeat you... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ZIP (Zontar) I don't have to defeat you: You defeat yourself FOR me LOL https://hardware.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=12013911&cid=56486019/ where quoted registered /.ers put you away easily vs. your "ne'er-do-well" do-nothing wasted life zero self's bs!

    APK

    P.S.=> This was also a real pleasure to point out about YOU & "your kind" too https://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=12037225&cid=56519735/ - nothing but FACT & TRUTH from me (what your kind can't stand)... apk

  48. Correlation != causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't have outsmart you (though I always do) - you OUTSMART YOURSELVES FOR ME https://hardware.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=12013911&cid=56486019/ where /. users UNQUESTIONABLY support me & my work, not your non-existent trolling!

    * See subject: Correlation != causation. Prove it. You can't. Your speculation is only that with no real proof yet you troll unidentifiable ac?

    Give us a break.

    The link I just posted directly above PROVES others support me!

    APK

    P.S.=> Keep wasting your lives "trolling", lol - it's done WONDERS for you... apk

  49. LOL! Are you blind? I always post AC! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ZIP (Zontar) see subject & I don't have to defeat you: You defeat yourself FOR me LOL https://hardware.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=12013911&cid=56486019/ where quoted registered /.ers put you away easily vs. your "ne'er-do-well" do-nothing wasted life zero self's bs!

    APK

    P.S.=> This was also a real pleasure to point out about YOU & "your kind" too https://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=12037225&cid=56519735/ - nothing but FACT & TRUTH from me (what your kind can't stand)... apk

    1. Re:LOL! Are you blind? I always post AC! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      APK,
      You are wrong as usual. I have demonstrated time and time again what an utter spam coward full of lies that you are.

      You know very well that you have claimed to sign every post. And have been caught with lies and "fake name" several times now.

      The only option left is for you to post a public apology for your misbehavior over the years. Only after you have received forgiveness from the /. community can you proceed to earn any respect. You command zero respect, and every fake claim you make only hurts your case.

      ZIP (Not Zontar. guess again idiot)

      P.S. => Your defeat is complete.

  50. Re:Juden ZIP/Zontar deny this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    APK is mad that his shitposting got modded down and that he got called out. In other news the sky is blue and bears crap in the woods. Up next we will uncover if the pope wears a funny hat.

  51. Re:Juden ZIP/Zontar deny this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I were a jew like you obviously are hiding facts about myself that made the entire planet hate me too with down moderation is only more proof of the truth of it. I don't see apk there either. He signs his posts.

  52. APK is the weakest of trolls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How childish of you. Have you really sunk this low to try and impersonate me?

    I never impersonate you. I don't think anyone can really pull it off very effectively to be honest.

    But like I've been trying to tell you, trash is as trash does.

    ZIP

    1. Re:APK is the weakest of trolls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You prove you're trash then. We all see you and your sockpuppets doing it to apk. Dose of your own medicine is good for you. Better than soymilk is for you hohoho!

    2. Re:APK is the weakest of trolls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's only me, ZIP. I've not signed with any other name since coming to /.

      Like usual you try to make this about me when everything has always been about you.

      * Your spamming of /..
      * Your inadequacy.
      * Your lies.
      * Your racist rants.
      * Your incoherent posts.
      * Your malicious stalking of /. members.

      Nothing I've done has been even close to the malfeasance of the spam coward APK.

      He is a dishonest human being that belittles, threatens, and attempts to discredit any person he feels inferior to.

      In short, APK is man-child trash. And everyone who sees these threads knows it for certain now.

      ZIP

  53. LMAO! ZIP enjoy eating your words... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject & https://hardware.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=12013911&cid=56486019/ nothing you do changes that - wash it down w/ the bitter taste of SELF-defeat + your FOOT IN YOUR MOUTH, lol!

    * Plus, there's always the SOYMilk you like too https://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=12037225&cid=56515339/ - perhaps it will take the bad taste out of your pisspot mouth, eh? LOL!

    APK

    P.S.=> RoTfLmAo @ U - You're also projecting again admitting you are a troll (a waste of life "ne'er-do-well" & you KNOW it constantly proving it - see 1st link above, you fail - but then there's NOTHING "NEW" for you there, lol - especially vs. "yours truly")... apk

  54. Eat your words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No one you ever quote is in the security industry. We give zero fucks about laypeople being quoted out of context in so-called support of your software.

    This is just more of your petty manipulative behavior. And shows you for the spam coward that you are.

    APK is incompetent at security. And tries to make up for that incompetents with lies, manipulation, and bluster. But everyone on /. sees right through you.

    ZIP (a.k.a. defeater of APK)

  55. Time to log another victory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We keep winning.

    Some much winning against that cretin APK. He's the biggest swindler on /.

    ZIP

  56. See the utter defeat of APK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject: I have shown several times that APK is a spam coward and childish trash. His attempts to impersonate me are proof of his flailing around.

    "his kind" is utter trash. It is time for APK to eat his words.

    ZIP

    P.S. => This ends when he apologies for his malicious treatment of /. members