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Apple Beats Sales Estimates Amid Reports of Poor Demand For iPhone X (bloomberg.com)

Apple today reported revenue and profit that beat analysts' estimates and projected continued sales momentum. The results come amid reports that demand for its flagship iPhone X have fallen. Bloomberg reports: Apple revenue rose 16 percent to $61.1 billion in the fiscal second quarter. That was the fastest growth in more than two years. Profit came in at $2.73 a share, the company said Tuesday in a statement. Analysts expected sales of $60.9 billion and earnings per share of $2.64, according to data compiled by Bloomberg. Fiscal third-quarter revenue will be $51.5 billion to $53.5 billion, also ahead of Wall Street forecasts.

Apple sold 52.2 million iPhones in the fiscal second quarter, up 2.9 percent from a year earlier. Analysts had projected of 52.3 million, on average, although some investors expected fewer units. The average selling price was $728, versus analysts' expectations of $740. That suggested the flagship iPhone X didn't perform as well as some anticipated when it launched last year. Earlier this year, Chief Financial Officer Luca Maestri said iPhone revenue would grow by at least 10 percent year-over-year in the fiscal second quarter. Apple easily hit that goal, with 14 percent iPhone revenue growth in the period.

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  1. Suckers!! by SuperKendall · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Ha ha! You morons fall for trumped-up reports of Apple sales declines like EVERY QUARTER so the short sellers can cash in.

    The amusing thing is, the Apple Haters of Slashdot act as a tool of the wealthy elite.

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    1. Re:Suckers!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ha ha! You morons fall for trumped-up reports of Apple sales declines like EVERY QUARTER so the short sellers can cash in.

      The amusing thing is, the Apple Haters of Slashdot act as a tool of the wealthy elite.

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    2. Re:Suckers!! by JoeyRox · · Score: 0

      Apple sold almost exactly the same number of phones as last year. Unless you think they can keep increasing the price of their phones or somehow makeup for the loss of unit growth by selling billions in services then the profit growth for the company is nearing its end.

    3. Re:Suckers!! by Ronin+Developer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They sell the same number of units as last year at a higher price and post a profit? So, how exactly is demand down?

      What is says is that people still like their products. The price point was a bit high for many, but it still sold. Go figure.

      If they lower their price point on a feature similar model later this year, they will outsell the competitors yet again.

    4. Re: Suckers!! by Kristoph · · Score: 1

      Or - as you might expect - they will offer a lower cost but same size device, with an edge to edge screen + a larger edge to edge screen device and that will increase their sales volume while slightly reducing average device profit.

      That said, they sell 100 phones every minute of every day so there is going to be an upper bound somewhere.

    5. Re:Suckers!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll have you know I called out both stories posted to Slashdot about Apple because it seemed rather oddly timed with their earnings report. I fuckin HATE apple, but pulling that shit is wrong. Leave it on "Mac rumors" and other slimeball Asian sites.

      Now explain to me how in the world this company is STILL MAKING BILLIONS IN PROFITS.

    6. Re:Suckers!! by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 4, Interesting

      then the profit growth for the company is nearing its end.

      Apple has a P/E of 18. Nobody is expecting much profit growth.

      The average P/E for the S&P 500 is 24.

      Amazon has a P/E of over 300, which means investors are expecting Amazon's profits to soar ten-fold.

    7. Re: Suckers!! by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      with an edge to edge screen + a larger edge to edge screen device

      If results are any indication, they need to come out with a model with an even bigger notch. And a negative headphone jack. Meaning, a phone with a protuberance that sticks out of the side of the case a little about the size of a 3.5mm plug and pokes you in the thigh if you have the phone in your pocket. To remind you how brave you were to choose a phone without a headphone jack.

      Also, more dongles. Maybe some wireless dongles this time. A bluetooth home button would be nice.

    8. Re:Suckers!! by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 0, Troll

      Now explain to me how in the world this company is STILL MAKING BILLIONS IN PROFITS.

      They have a captive market of customers who find joy in paying higher margins for moderately okay quality gadgets.

      It's certainly not from selling good computers. They took 'computer' out of the company name awhile ago, after the promotions where you could redeem the caps off your Pepsi bottles for free iTunes.

    9. Re:Suckers!! by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Ha ha! You morons fall for trumped-up reports of Apple sales declines like EVERY QUARTER so the short sellers can cash in.

      The amusing thing is, the Apple Haters of Slashdot act as a tool of the wealthy elite.

      Precisely!

    10. Re:Suckers!! by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Apple sold almost exactly the same number of phones as last year. Unless you think they can keep increasing the price of their phones or somehow makeup for the loss of unit growth by selling billions in services then the profit growth for the company is nearing its end.

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    11. Re: Suckers!! by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      with an edge to edge screen + a larger edge to edge screen device

      If results are any indication, they need to come out with a model with an even bigger notch. And a negative headphone jack. Meaning, a phone with a protuberance that sticks out of the side of the case a little about the size of a 3.5mm plug and pokes you in the thigh if you have the phone in your pocket. To remind you how brave you were to choose a phone without a headphone jack.

      Also, more dongles. Maybe some wireless dongles this time. A bluetooth home button would be nice.

      Why don't you take your tired Meme and go home?

      The People are voting with their wallets. Over 60 BEELION Votes, in fact!

    12. Re:Suckers!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stupid!

    13. Re: Suckers!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "A bluetooth home button would be nice."

      Here you go:
      https://www.amazon.com/Satechi-Bluetooth-Button-iPhone-Samsung/dp/B00RM75NOW

      They are useful for people who want a direct link to Siri but can't push the little button.
      Also comes in a flavor for taking photos (usually with tripod) to prevent introducing motion shake into the shot.

    14. Re:Suckers!! by fattmatt · · Score: 1, Funny

      Apple is lying, they are broke, nobody is buying iPhones. Consumers want a basic phone with replaceable battery and open software stack. A music player that blocks any attempt to listen to pop music would be a nice option as well.

    15. Re:Suckers!! by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Apples prices have always been within about +\- 10% of their main competitors.
      The problem has always been is Apple has a limited number of options.
      For the Macs they are priced and speced the same as other prebuilt upper mid quality computers. If you were to spec a competitor to have the same features you will be paying about the same price if not more. But the issue is the device have a lot of features some we don’t care about but it is there and cannot be removed so we are paying for unnecessary features.
      The same thing with the iPhone. It is priced similar to other phones of all same features. But we can’t pick an iPhone with a lesser quality camera, and a sd reader.
      We get what we get. If you don’t like it they are other phone makers who make really good phones too. But if you want an iPhone but not by Apple you will be paying a lot to find the all the features and pay about the same amount. But if you want the headphone port and don’t care about OLED then you have options.

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    16. Re:Suckers!! by mentil · · Score: 2

      Amazon reinvests nearly all its profits into the company, to minimize taxes and maximize growth. It's done pretty well for them so far. Investors probably expect this to end once Bezos is out, just like Apple implemented dividends and stock buybacks after Cook took over.

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    17. Re:Suckers!! by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 2

      Apple sold almost exactly the same number of phones as last year.

      So did Samsung, LG, and HTC. Yet, for some reason, you don't have the same dire predictions for those brands.

      I Wonder why...

    18. Re: Suckers!! by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 0

      Or - as you might expect - they will offer a lower cost but same size device, with an edge to edge screen + a larger edge to edge screen device and that will increase their sales volume while slightly reducing average device profit.

      That won't work for Apple at all, in fact it will just make them perform worse. This is owing to an anomaly of supply and demand. Apple is a producer of what are called Veblen goods. Veblen goods will sell LESS volume if you lower their price. In other words, the high price itself is what gives it its value. If you're looking for function alone, Android has been two years ahead of Apple since 2013. People who buy Apple aren't interested in that, they're interested in status. Think designer clothing; little teenies gotta have the most expensive purse money can buy or they're just a nobody.

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    19. Re:Suckers!! by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      That's actually a good question. Maybe we should see those same dire predictions for those brands, if not more dire. After all, the smartphone industry as a whole is growing, and if a company's sales are flat, that means they're losing market share. The question then becomes who they are losing market share to, and what impact that will have on their long-term business prospects.

      For Apple, as long as people who buy iPhones tend to spend more money on apps and in-app purchases than the average Android user, losing a little market share won't hurt that much. For an Android vendor, losing a little market share could be the first step towards losing a *lot* of market share.

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    20. Re: Suckers!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Or - as you might expect - they will offer a lower cost but same size device

      Do anybody else remembers when people expected Apple to release a 1GB/2GB cheap iPod only to see how Apple released the iPod mini? And how it turned into a best seller even when people was sure about its downfall because it costed just almost like a "real iPod".

      Because I do.

    21. Re: Suckers!! by Camembert · · Score: 1

      Reductionist thinking.

    22. Re:Suckers!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They sell the same number of units as last year at a higher price and post a profit? So, how exactly is demand down?

      What is says is that people still like their products. The price point was a bit high for many, but it still sold. Go figure.

      If they lower their price point on a feature similar model later this year, they will outsell the competitors yet again.

      Don't mind them, the only way they can get an erection is imagining Apple undergoing bankruptcy proceedings.

    23. Re:Suckers!! by Freischutz · · Score: 1

      ...which means investors are expecting Amazon's profits to soar ten-fold.

      Three Times Hurrah!!!! ... for unrealistic expectations.

    24. Re:Suckers!! by gtall · · Score: 0

      The point of buying Apple is the software. MS's alleged software sucks. And that explains the price differential. You can buy a Dell running MS software and you pay the discounted price because the software is not very good.

    25. Re: Suckers!! by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      Also comes in a flavor for taking photos (usually with tripod) to prevent introducing motion shake into the shot.

      That's funny. I use an iPhone app for no-shake shooting of my Olympus. It's like a remote for the camera.

    26. Re:Suckers!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point of buying Apple is the software.

      Must be, because besides looking trendy and stylish, the hardware sucks, slow update cycle and low to nonexistent expandability being the main offenders.

    27. Re:Suckers!! by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

      Apple sold almost exactly the same number of phones as last year. Unless you think they can keep increasing the price of their phones or somehow makeup for the loss of unit growth by selling billions in services then the profit growth for the company is nearing its end.

      They sold 2.9% more, when the whole market for smartphones was flat or even down. There were several stories on Slashdot that concluded from this "Peak Smartphone" that Apple's sales of iPhones would be down.

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    28. Re:Suckers!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      iso11 is a piece of hot shit so maybe its the firmware. Or like many people think ; its just cult and many people dont care or know any better so they just keep buying apple.

    29. Re:Suckers!! by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Apple isn't primarily a Software company. It is primarily a hardware company. The software well well designed to work with its hardware, will often fail once people start using Apples devices beyond its prescribed actions. (Back to the lack of options argument) Android/Linux/Windows are more flexible then Apples offers. Hence why you see Apple having failed in the server market, or even as the primary desktop system for big organizations. Smaller companies are fine with Apple products, you can normally spot the consultants in a big organization because they are the ones with Mac Laptops. While everyone else is using ThinkPads, or Dells. For key reasons, of more tools available to do these odd jobs that you may need the system to do, without a comparability layer.

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    30. Re:Suckers!! by dj245 · · Score: 1

      Ha ha! You morons fall for trumped-up reports of Apple sales declines like EVERY QUARTER so the short sellers can cash in.

      It will be interesting to see if the common usage and meaning of "trumped up" changes after the current presidency.

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    31. Re: Suckers!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like Apple products and always have. But, mobile phones are a mature product similar to PCâ(TM)s. I see no reason to upgrade if my current phone works well, and I certainly see no reason to become emotionally unstable because someone says something bad about your favorite brand.

    32. Re:Suckers!! by stealth_finger · · Score: 0

      When did he say demand was down? He said profit growth was nearing its end. Different things. How much do you think apple will put next years at, more than this years, or do you think they will sell even more at the same price?

      What it really says is the distortion field is still strong enough for people to line up and spread their cheeks for the unlubed apple cock. Prices up, quality down, extra subscription services piled on top and people still defend them as if not only is their behaviour fine it's also to be encouraged and justified by the fact they have shitloads of money (that they don't pay tax on and stash overseas).

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    33. Re: Suckers!! by stealth_finger · · Score: 0

      Yeah, the sunk cost fallacy coupled with locked in syndrome will do that.

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    34. Re:Suckers!! by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      Apple sold almost exactly the same number of phones as last year. Unless you think they can keep increasing the price of their phones or somehow makeup for the loss of unit growth by selling billions in services then the profit growth for the company is nearing its end.

      Ah! Hello, old Meme! So Glad to see ye!

      Apple Computer: Proudly Going Out of Business for over FORTY Years!!!

      Ah, only in the head of an apple addict does profit growth nearing end equal going out of business. Strawman much?

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    35. Re:Suckers!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple is neither a primarily hardware nor a primarily software company. This is what confuses analysts. It is an integrated system company. The "system" used to be hardware + software. Today it also includes services (iCloud, iTunes, ...) and extra supporting hardware (Apple Watch, Air Pods). It all (mostly) works well together, creating some network effects (i.e. the walled garden).

      Of course, this works for many people, but not all. Some people like more flexibility. No problem, they get something else. They are steadily infiltrating corporations and as they do, companies such as IBM are finding that Apple's approach is actually often cheaper.

    36. Re:Suckers!! by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      That's actually a good question. Maybe we should see those same dire predictions for those brands, if not more dire. After all, the smartphone industry as a whole is growing, and if a company's sales are flat, that means they're losing market share. The question then becomes who they are losing market share to, and what impact that will have on their long-term business prospects.

      For Apple, as long as people who buy iPhones tend to spend more money on apps and in-app purchases than the average Android user, losing a little market share won't hurt that much. For an Android vendor, losing a little market share could be the first step towards losing a *lot* of market share.

      I think the recipient this past year of MOST of the "lost sales" was Oppo. Don't know why; but if their phones are as good as their Optical Disc players, I can understand to some extent.

      Of course, they are still that Android horseshit; but for SOME reason, some people actually LIKE that INSECURE crap...

    37. Re: Suckers!! by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the sunk cost fallacy coupled with locked in syndrome will do that.

      Riiiiight. Keep telling yourself that.

    38. Re:Suckers!! by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Apple sold almost exactly the same number of phones as last year. Unless you think they can keep increasing the price of their phones or somehow makeup for the loss of unit growth by selling billions in services then the profit growth for the company is nearing its end.

      Ah! Hello, old Meme! So Glad to see ye!

      Apple Computer: Proudly Going Out of Business for over FORTY Years!!!

      Ah, only in the head of an apple addict does profit growth nearing end equal going out of business. Strawman much?

      And only in the head of an Apple Hater does the richest (or one of the richest) companies on Earth have a "Profitability" problem.

      Ridiculous much?

    39. Re: Suckers!! by Brockmire · · Score: 1

      Or he's met a few teenagers in the last few years.

    40. Re:Suckers!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man you went from being fairly reasonable person to a complete fucking douchebag.

    41. Re: Suckers!! by stealth_finger · · Score: 0

      Yeah man, I paid 1000 bucks for this thing it must be awesome...it just has to be...I wouldn't waste a cool grand on a piece of shit cheaply made tack would I? No, I'm way smarter than that, this thing is fucking awesome. Look at it's emoji thing and super sexy (fragile) glass front and back, yeah, a thousand, awesome. Plus all my music, photos apps and data are all locked on the iwhatevers so if I change phones I have to start again from scratch, fuck that. Yeah, a thousand dollars well spent!

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    42. Re:Suckers!! by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      Who said anything about a problem? Or do you believe a companies profits can grow forever until they reach infinity? There is a line somewhere where everyone who wants an ipos has one, they are running out of markets to open into so they have to sell the new ones to people with old ones, put prices up or add cost via services to keep it going and it looks like they go for all three. Even the most die hard of apple fans has to realise there is a ceiling for how much profit they can make and to increase that beyond a certain point you can only start hurting your product. You ever wonder how they make so much profit? Why the markup is so huge? I'll give you a clue, it's not because you're paying for premium manufacturing out of the best parts for a product that's designed to last are you? In an adaptation of the stock market they make cheap, sell expensive.

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  2. Only because they own us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... and they're very good a taking as much as they possibly can and giving as little back as possible. I'd settle for an Apple that plays better with others and allows its customers freedom of choice. Needless to say but I'm not holding my breath. BTW, my next phone won't be an iphone.

    1. Re:Only because they own us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I did not realize someone was is forcing you to stay

    2. Re:Only because they own us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I did not realize someone was is forcing you to stay

      Hmm, not paying attention are you, just what do you think the Apple "ecosystem" is all about? I believe that limiting consumer choice by restricting interoperability is just a form of corporate fascism. If Apple was as good as they claim, they'd compete based on open, non-proprietary standards. They own the people who buy their devices and that's their corporate plan. Slavery is slavery, even when it's just a device that owns you.

    3. Re:Only because they own us by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      Hmm, not paying attention are you, just what do you think the Apple "ecosystem" is all about?

      As opposed to the Android ecosystem you're moving to?

      they own the people who buy their devices and that's their corporate plan. Slavery is slavery, even when it's just a device that owns you.

      With Apple, you were the customer. With Google, you're going to be the product.

  3. Golden Age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Trump has ushered in a new Golden Age. All hail Emporer for Life, Trump!

    1. Re:Golden Age by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Stick to keeping the pet food aisle stocked.

    2. Re:Golden Age by fattmatt · · Score: 0

      that sounds unconstitutional ... a running theme of the administration.

    3. Re:Golden Age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      golden shower to trump!

  4. Re:iPhone X Fails by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 4, Insightful

    > the flagship iPhone X didn't perform as well as some anticipated

    iPhone X failure - with it's price tag and ridiculous notch is probably what Apple is going to tweak next. Their expected "new" line of *cheaper* phones, support contracts and accessories (like the Airpod) will help Apple continue to fleece their customers. Battery issues will also help drive up sales...

    1. Samsung's flagship phone is priced within $50 of the iPhone X.

    2. Apple's notch is not "Ridiculous"; because it is there for a purpose. what is TRULY "Ridiculous", however, is all the Android phones that slavishly COPIED Apple (yet again!) and their "Ridiculous" Notch, even though they don't actually NEED it!

    3. Say what you will about Apple's battery performance; but at least they never got their battery-operated products banned from airplanes...

  5. Just a thought. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They have god knows how much money stored on Islands, about to do record stock buy backs, there is a decline in smartphone sales. Just before the 2008 crisis fraud spiked, would it be out of the realm of possibility that this just isn't true, how would we know?

  6. Re: iPhone X Fails by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    And require you to use the Samsung version of android which is a piece of shit. Also you will not get updates after a year. No value there at all.

  7. Re:iPhone X Fails by dgatwood · · Score: 2, Informative

    2. Apple's notch is not "Ridiculous"; because it is there for a purpose. what is TRULY "Ridiculous", however, is all the Android phones that slavishly COPIED Apple (yet again!) and their "Ridiculous" Notch, even though they don't actually NEED it!

    It may not be ridiculous, but I was watching that keynote in a room full of Apple fans, and the number of "what the f**k" reactions was telling. The word that kept coming up over and over was "ugly".

    What was ridiculous was not the notch so much as the fact that the product seemed to have clearly been rushed to market to hit a deadline. They shipped with that ugly notch because they couldn't get the fingerprint-through-the-screen tech in quantities soon enough, and if they had waited just a few months, they could have shipped the product they really wanted to ship, rather than watching as the rest of the industry made it happen a few months later.

    And I say that as somebody who has used Apple hardware almost exclusively since the mid-1980s. If S.J. (requiescat in pace) were still alive and running things, I'm absolutely certain that he would have thrown it across the room and said, "This is the ugliest f**king piece of s**t I've ever seen. We're not shipping it until you find a way to get rid of that f**king notch," except that he probably would have used a greater number and variety of swear words.

    Just saying.

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  8. Misleading headline by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

    Apple sold 52.2 million iPhones in the fiscal second quarter, up 2.9 percent from a year earlier. Analysts had projected of 52.3 million, on average

    The headline says that Apple "beat sales estimates". I don't have a calculator handy, but I believe 52.2 million is less than the projected 52.3 million.

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    1. Re:Misleading headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YES! That's exactly what I'm confused about. According to the Bloomberg quote, investors expected 52.3 million units at $740 ($38,702 million) yet Apple "beat that" expectation by reporting 52.2 million units at $728 ($38,002 million). By my calculation with those given numbers, Apple fell short of expectation by $700 million.

    2. Re: Misleading headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They make money on more than just iPhone sales and that dollar amount exceeded what analysts thought it would be.

    3. Re:Misleading headline by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Apple sold 52.2 million iPhones in the fiscal second quarter, up 2.9 percent from a year earlier. Analysts had projected of 52.3 million, on average

      The headline says that Apple "beat sales estimates". I don't have a calculator handy, but I believe 52.2 million is less than the projected 52.3 million.

      If the average estimate is 52.3 million, then some estimates were lower than 52.3 million, and Apple beat some of the estimates. Still a bullshit headline, because the implication of such a statement is that one beat all or most of the estimates, which is not the case.

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    4. Re:Misleading headline by radarskiy · · Score: 2

      "Apple revenue rose 16 percent to $61.1 billion in the fiscal second quarter. ... Analysts expected sales of $60.9 billion"

      $61.1 billion is larger than $60.9 billion.

    5. Re: Misleading headline by Brockmire · · Score: 1

      Chocolate rations have increased to 5grams a week from 10 grams a week.

  9. Re:iPhone X Fails by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > the flagship iPhone X didn't perform as well as some anticipated

    iPhone X failure - with it's price tag and ridiculous notch is probably what Apple is going to tweak next. Their expected "new" line of *cheaper* phones, support contracts and accessories (like the Airpod) will help Apple continue to fleece their customers. Battery issues will also help drive up sales...

    1. Samsung's flagship phone is priced within $50 of the iPhone X.

    2. Apple's notch is not "Ridiculous"; because it is there for a purpose. what is TRULY "Ridiculous", however, is all the Android phones that slavishly COPIED Apple (yet again!) and their "Ridiculous" Notch, even though they don't actually NEED it!

    3. Say what you will about Apple's battery performance; but at least they never got their battery-operated products banned from airplanes...

    The sad truth is... that ALL Android manufacturers AND Apple... are making a mockery and a fool of themselves and their customers...
    And for what? To please the absolute dumbest people they can find, because they are trying to appeal to as many people as possible...

    Technology has ceased to be a tool and has become fashion instead... to hell with actual usefull functions, what matters are milking customers to the extreme AND to put whatever is HIP right here and now in to the next product ... a sad state of affairs if you ask me...

    It makes me sad and frankly a little bit sick...

  10. Re: iPhone X Fails by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The S6 still gets updates in Europe.
    I do agree that Samsungs android version is shit though, wouldn't touch that with a 10-foot pole.

  11. Re:iPhone X Fails by thegarbz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why are you lying?

    1. The S9+ 64GB model is 888EUR, the iPhone X 64GB is 1056EUR a difference of 168EUR close to $200USD from Vodaphone. The price gap is the same from electronics stores. From the electronics stores the S9+ 256GB model is 1049EUR vs the iPhone X 256GB being 1319EUR, a difference of 270EUR!

    But that's just EU. I hear you man! The S9+ 64GB is $799 in the US, the iPhone X 64GB is $999 a difference of $200USD

    2. Ridiculous is in the eye of the beholder. What is not is calling it "Apple's Notch". It's a "notch" period. It is ridiculous on the iPhone X, and it was ridiculous on the 2 android phones which introduced BEFORE Apple copied it. But it's amazing that Apple "needs" the ridiculous piece of shit while Android doesn't. You just gave props to Android. Bad FakeTimCook, Bad.

    3. No Android phone on the market is banned from airplanes. There were phones that were recalled in a panic resulting in users not only being $0 out of pocket, but actually getting a significant discount on a replacement phone. All Apple users get is a middle finger, and they LOVE IT!

  12. Re:iPhone X Fails by Bongo · · Score: 2

    The sad truth is... that ALL Android manufacturers AND Apple... are making a mockery and a fool of themselves and their customers...
    And for what? To please the absolute dumbest people they can find, because they are trying to appeal to as many people as possible...

    Technology has ceased to be a tool and has become fashion instead... to hell with actual usefull functions, what matters are milking customers to the extreme AND to put whatever is HIP right here and now in to the next product ... a sad state of affairs if you ask me...

    It makes me sad and frankly a little bit sick...

    Another sad truth is that parents buy breakfast cereal for their kids, ruining their health. But that's how it is, companies make what they can sell, not necessarily what's good for humanity. But I think you are being a bit harsh on Apple. TouchID does go a long way to solving a problem: a way to help people keep their phones more secured whilst not relying on passwords. And likewise, FaceID is better than asking people to type in complex pass phrases. And actually, you can, if you look, find a lot of useful functionality. The trouble is, as you say, they gotta keep selling stuff, and often it is useless crap that sounds fashionable but doesn't do anything much worthwhile. Big energy companies went that route with wind farms, for example. Sounds great, so now people continue to make excuses to try to explain away why, actually, it is terrible in practice. Technology, society, culture, beliefs, fashions. Fortunately, you don't have to be totally depressed about it. I like the argument that innovation is an evolutionary process, in that, you CANNOT truly know in advance whether something will be useful or not. So you just have to let everyone, even greedy companies, experiment. Then wait twenty or fifty years and see how things turn out. Eventually, crap does get dropped. The thing many people forget is that the process of self-correction can take many decades. But it is largely unavoidable. Correction takes a long time.

  13. #5 #5 #5 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They are, which is why Apple is the 5th best selling phone in China !

  14. Re:iPhone X Fails by Nadir · · Score: 1


    <p>2. Apple's notch is not "Ridiculous"; because it is there for a purpose. what is TRULY "Ridiculous", however, is all the Android phones that slavishly COPIED Apple (yet again!) and their "Ridiculous" Notch, <i>even though they don't actually NEED it!</i></p></quote>

    The first phone with a notch was..... an Android phone: the Essential Phone was announced in May 2017, a few months before the X.

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  15. Tool of the Wealthy Elite by tuppe666 · · Score: 1

    Where was the supercycle on the promised iphone X on the back of it copying Androids full screen designs? The phone that is the defining phone for the next 3 years. It turns out it is no iPhone 4; Which earned Apple its Premium label, or the iPhone 6; copying other Manufactures bigger and growing Androids screens.

    It turns out copying 2011's Googles Nexus one's lackluster feature of facial recognition is still lackluster 7 years on. They should drop it like 3D touch.

    Its all a bit MEH; Selling LESS phones for MORE (markup) money in a climate where Xiaomi caps its profit margin at 5%.

    The one in my pocket is a Xiaomi at 15% of an iPhoneX with an SDCard, IR Blaster, Headphone Jack, FingerPrint Reader, and a Massive Battery that won't half its speed in a years time.

    The new Apple are actively marketing at Android users with a strategy of a tiny cheaper but still poor value iphoneX(SE2?) when my phone still costs a fraction of the cost when my screen is 6.4". Is that going to be a supercycle or a bit MEH.

    Being a Tool of the wealthy is buying a Chinese phone with an outdated design, twinned with an outdated first party applications, crippled by removing hardware features, and maintaining none standard hardware features. Then obsoleting the phone with unusable battery and memory and then cutting performance in HALF. At 8 times the price of arguably better products, because of...branding.

    At least it was a original by copying the Essential Phones notch...and making it UGLY.

    1. Re: Tool of the Wealthy Elite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cool story bro. Enjoy that IR blaster.

    2. Re:Tool of the Wealthy Elite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The one in my pocket is a Xiaomi at 15% of an iPhoneX with an SDCard, IR Blaster, Headphone Jack, FingerPrint Reader, and a Massive Battery that won't half its speed in a years time.

      And likely came pre-installed with Chinese spyware and will never see another security update in its lifetime.

    3. Re: Tool of the Wealthy Elite by Brockmire · · Score: 1

      The shitty part is the distance, and support. I got a Red Note 4 Pro and the camera didn't work out of the box. Using Xiaomi's own counterfeit app, it reported suspect. They still insisted it was legit and not tampered based on serial number on the box. Support took several days between shitty, shitty broken English. Return was out of pocket and took 6 weeks to be credited. Ordered two more of a different model, and those users haven't reported any issues. $180 cad all in for specs equivalent to over $600 in Canada. So you put up with some risk for substantial savings. I'd cry a lot less losing a $180 phone than a $600+ phone, though. And you could upgrade each year and have pretty decent spec'd phones.

  16. DOOMED!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Suck it, Blackberry!

  17. TFDR by SuperKendall · · Score: 3, Funny

    Too Flowery, Didn't Read.

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  18. Same old story by SuperKendall · · Score: 0

    Apple sold almost exactly the same number of phones as last year. Unless you think they can keep increasing the price of their phones or somehow makeup for the loss of unit growth

    I'm curious where you get from "sold the same number" to "loss of unit growth" HUR DE DUR DUR.

    What you also skipped over was that selling the same number of phones Apple increased profits over last yer. Why, it's ALMOST like Apple has multiple product lines that are ALSO growing! HUH!

    Meanwhile as profit continues to grow year after year, Apple also continues to buy back stock. A combination of slowly growing profits and a shrinking base of stock units held means they are increasing in value, no matter if the market thinks so or not. Meanwhile, plenty of juicy dividends....

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  19. Re:iPhone X Fails by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    2. Apple's notch is not "Ridiculous"; because it is there for a purpose. what is TRULY "Ridiculous", however, is all the Android phones that slavishly COPIED Apple (yet again!) and their "Ridiculous" Notch, even though they don't actually NEED it!

    It may not be ridiculous, but I was watching that keynote in a room full of Apple fans, and the number of "what the f**k" reactions was telling. The word that kept coming up over and over was "ugly".

    What was ridiculous was not the notch so much as the fact that the product seemed to have clearly been rushed to market to hit a deadline. They shipped with that ugly notch because they couldn't get the fingerprint-through-the-screen tech in quantities soon enough, and if they had waited just a few months, they could have shipped the product they really wanted to ship, rather than watching as the rest of the industry made it happen a few months later.

    Uh, the rest of the industry made what happen? To the parents exact point, the only damn thing the rest of the industry did was glue a fucking I-wanna-be-cool-like-Apple notch on the screens of their latest models. Exactly what the fuck did that achieve? Say what you want about the opinions of S.J., but even when Apple loses, they win.

  20. Re: iPhone X Fails by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and a far superior operating system.

  21. Yawn!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    apple make a bunch of money; boringgg!
    Get back to me when they make something new and innovative; like we expect from a tech company.

  22. Analysts wrong by less than 1% by radarskiy · · Score: 1

    That's the impressive part.

    1. Re:Analysts wrong by less than 1% by Dixie_Flatline · · Score: 1

      They've finally stopped wildly over- and under-predicting Apple's performance. They used to make estimates that were out-and-out ridiculous, 10-30% higher than Apple's own guidance. Some analysts have been lowballing Apple for a while now, for who-knows-what reason. This time they actually paid some attention, it seems, despite the weird doom-and-gloom stories about the iPhone X this year.

    2. Re:Analysts wrong by less than 1% by radarskiy · · Score: 1

      I wish these news stories would include the companies' guidance from the beginning of the quarter along with the analyst estimates.I have trouble finding the guidance figures after the fact.

  23. Oh come on Bloomberg! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The first thing Cook said about the iPhones was that the iPhone X was the best seller in all categories of iPhones. And the best seller of iPhone X was the bigger storage option.

    That's so disingenious to simply ignore that comment altogether in order to follow the scripted rhetoric your investors are requiring you to say.

  24. Re:iPhone X Fails by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    2. Apple's notch is not "Ridiculous"; because it is there for a purpose. what is TRULY "Ridiculous", however, is all the Android phones that slavishly COPIED Apple (yet again!) and their "Ridiculous" Notch, even though they don't actually NEED it!

    Apple's iPhones are rebranded Samsungs.

  25. Apple is a Chinese Manufacture by tuppe666 · · Score: 1

    The one in my pocket is a Xiaomi at 15% of an iPhoneX with an SDCard, IR Blaster, Headphone Jack, FingerPrint Reader, and a Massive Battery that won't half its speed in a years time.

    And likely came pre-installed with Chinese spyware and will never see another security update in its lifetime.

    Ironically Unlike your Chinese iPhone Xiaomi is expanding its manufacturing to India so is less likely to Spyware. It also has been excellent at updating with devices having five year updates as well as due to the open nature of Android having third party roms.

    1. Re:Apple is a Chinese Manufacture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      iPhones are just cheaply made, that's how they sell near the same price as highend Android competitors yet make much more profit. They are just made cheaper.

  26. Re:iPhone X Fails by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Essential phone was released before the iPhone X was even announced with its notch. So clearly its possible to independently come up with the idea of a notch. Which isn't a genius thing but the only option to when trying to maximize display area.

  27. Re:iPhone X Fails by Dixie_Flatline · · Score: 2

    The 'fingerprint through the screen' rumor was probably never true.

    Tech like FaceID is planned a long way in advance; if Apple were ever going to use fingerprint sensing through the screen, it would've been as a stopgap TO FaceID, not as a superior technology to FaceID. Apple's position is that FaceID is better, and for them, it's the future. You can quibble over that if you like, but the interviews and intentions seem clear to me: as soon as FaceID was ready to ship, they wanted to use it.

    No doubt that Apple's ultimate goal is to get rid of the notch. There's very little defense of it as anything other than a necessary compromise at the moment. When they can ditch it, you know they will. But I think Jobs would've taken this particular thing in stride. He probably would've played up the notch more, calling it magical and amazing and whatever else...until they were able to get rid of it, and then suddenly reversing course and saying that a hidden camera unit is what they were intending all along. Apple's history is full of times where Jobs talked up something only to abandon it—publicly, on stage—as if he'd never thought it was a good idea.

  28. Re:iPhone X Fails by dgatwood · · Score: 2

    Uh, the rest of the industry made what happen?

    Fingerprint scanning through the screen. I would have thought that was obvious from the context.

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  29. Re:iPhone X Fails by dgatwood · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The 'fingerprint through the screen' rumor was probably never true.

    Apple often works with multiple companies in parallel, trying various technologies to decide what they're going to ship. I would be shocked if Apple weren't well aware of it and hadn't been using engineering samples to see how it would work in real devices. Whether they decided to go with it based on incorrectly believing FaceID to be better or because of Qualcomm's production delays, I couldn't say, but my money would be on the latter, because I apparently have more faith in the competence of their security engineers than you do.

    ... if Apple were ever going to use fingerprint sensing through the screen, it would've been as a stopgap TO FaceID, not as a superior technology to FaceID.

    It is likely that it would have been used exclusively until they could do FaceID without the notch, but I don't think for a minute that FaceID would have replaced TouchID had it not been for production ramping delays from Qualcomm. FaceID might have been eventually added in parallel, once they solved the notch problem, or maybe not, largely depending on how low they could get the BOM cost.

    FaceID really is fundamentally inferior in at least two important ways:

    • From a security perspective, FaceID is a disaster, because too many siblings look too much alike. The people most likely to be able to grab your phone and mess with it are also most likely to be able to open it with FaceID, whereas with TouchID, there's roughly zero chance of that working, because even identical twins don't have similar enough prints. The theoretical 20x improvement in security actually turns out to be a huge reduction in security when tested in the real world. This should be unsurprising to pretty much anyone who has ever looked at two siblings and said, "I can barely tell them apart".
    • From a usability perspective, FaceID is still not as good, because it requires user attention to unlock the device (unless you disable that, in which case its security gets even worse). I would estimate that I'm looking at my current iPhone for fewer than 10% of unlocks. Most of the time, I unlock it as I'm pulling it off my belt before I even look down at the thing. Stealing my attention for those extra few seconds doesn't always matter, but often, it means I can be doing something else while I'm unlocking the device. And, of course, if you happen to have a car that lacks Siri integration and are unlocking the phone to start a phone call, those extra few seconds of attention could be fatal.

    Other than a targeted attack by the sort of third party who would find a way to lift your prints and make a latex finger, there's nothing that FaceID handles better than TouchID, and in most of the common use cases, it is significantly worse. And in the case of a targeted attack by such a third party, they're likely to have their hands on hardware that can crack an iPhone externally anyway, making the differences between TouchID and FaceID moot.

    So I strongly disagree that TouchID would be a stop-gap until FaceID was ready, because FaceID can never be ready. At a fairly fundamental level, facial biometrics are trash—even more so than fingerprint biometrics. At best, FaceID would have be added as a way to augment security for specific transactions (e.g. to use Apple Pay, you must use a fingerprint *and* a face match), not as a replacement. That really is the *only* way FaceID makes sense at all. As a replacement, it is downright bizarre.

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  30. Re:iPhone X Fails by Dixie_Flatline · · Score: 1

    Apple didn't copy the notch. There wasn't enough time to copy the notch, given the stuff Apple was ordering. The orders for those screens go out well in advance, which is also why any rumors you heard of Apple making this decision at the last moment because they couldn't get fingerprint sensing under the screen to work are also wrong.

    Essential did beat Apple to market with a notch first. It was a compromise they wanted to make, and Andy Rubin is no dummy; I'm sure he came to the same conclusion that the design team at Apple did: you can add screen real estate by extending the screen up and around the blocking element, rather than having an unused bezel at the top. I'm sure neither he nor Apple have any intention of keeping the notch any longer than they need to. As soon as the tech exists to embed cameras and dot projectors under a screen, the notch will disappear. But Apple didn't copy this.

  31. Re:iPhone X Fails by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    2. Apple's notch is not "Ridiculous"; because it is there for a purpose. what is TRULY "Ridiculous", however, is all the Android phones that slavishly COPIED Apple (yet again!) and their "Ridiculous" Notch, even though they don't actually NEED it!

    Apple's notch is ridiculous in the sense that they forced app developers to update their code to deal with it. They could have (a) had that display area only available to the OS and handled automatically, or (b) simply not have had the display extend to the left and right of the notch at all and simply have a inactive area around there.

    They split the different between the two where it's of marginal use to apps, yet developers have to now deal with it in their code.

    The "notch" is necessary because that's where the sensor package is, but the pixels to either side are completely dumb and a useless complication.

    Of course copying the notch is just fucking stupid.

  32. Re:iPhone X Fails by Uberbah · · Score: 1

    No Android phone on the market is banned from airplanes. There were phones that were recalled in a panic resulting in users not only being $0 out of pocket, but actually getting a significant discount on a replacement phone. All Apple users get is a middle finger, and they LOVE IT!

    That's an impressive lack of self-awareness.

  33. Re:iPhone X Fails by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We would like to tell you how many iPhones X Apple sold last quarter,
    but I'm afraid we'd have to kill you afterwards. However, iPhone X is still the 'top-notch' model.

    The article does reveal that the sales of MacIntosh PCs and laptops shrank slightly and the total number of iPhones sold sluctuates wihout clear up or downwards trend.

    "On Tuesday, the company committed to spend an additional $100 billion on share repurchases. That comes on top of an existing $210 billion buyback program to be completed during the fiscal third quarter. Apple also increased its quarterly dividend to 73 cents a share from 63 cents."

    There was some actual news in that pieces and it doesn't look too good for Apple.

  34. Re:iPhone X Fails by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

    2. Apple's notch is not "Ridiculous"; because it is there for a purpose. what is TRULY "Ridiculous", however, is all the Android phones that slavishly COPIED Apple (yet again!) and their "Ridiculous" Notch, even though they don't actually NEED it!

    It may not be ridiculous, but I was watching that keynote in a room full of Apple fans, and the number of "what the f**k" reactions was telling. The word that kept coming up over and over was "ugly".

    What was ridiculous was not the notch so much as the fact that the product seemed to have clearly been rushed to market to hit a deadline. They shipped with that ugly notch because they couldn't get the fingerprint-through-the-screen tech in quantities soon enough, and if they had waited just a few months, they could have shipped the product they really wanted to ship, rather than watching as the rest of the industry made it happen a few months later.

    And I say that as somebody who has used Apple hardware almost exclusively since the mid-1980s. If S.J. (requiescat in pace) were still alive and running things, I'm absolutely certain that he would have thrown it across the room and said, "This is the ugliest f**king piece of s**t I've ever seen. We're not shipping it until you find a way to get rid of that f**king notch," except that he probably would have used a greater number and variety of swear words.

    Just saying.

    I agree that Fixed "Release Schedules" are the antithesis of good products. Everyone does it to some extent; but when it becomes the MAIN driving-force in determining when a product is "done", that is almost never a good thing.

    Having said that, Apple really had no idea how quickly the "Fingerprint through Display" would get working reliably (wasn't the issue a matter of "yield"?); so at some point (and that "point" is WAY far back in time, when you are talking to a Contract Manufacturer with their own Logistics Chain), you just have to "fish or cut bait".

    So, you MIGHT want to think about the position that Apple was in. The "optics" of SIGNIFICANTLY delaying a product with as much attention paid to it as the iPhone has, makes that less and less desirable, and at some point, no amount of swearing, "throwing things against the wall, firing and other counter-productive histrionics (S.J. RIP!) can help to change the course of things.

    I note, BTW, that NO ONE but "Vivo" has YET to display a (supposedly) PRODUCTION-READY Fingerprint-through-Display solution (and the announcement of Production is just NOW, at the time of this Posting, only 6 hours old). So how long should Apple have waited? Can you IMAGINE the hand-wringing and unmitigated Apple Hate that would have been spewed-out on the intarwebs since last SEPTEMBER if Apple had delayed the iPhone X until MAY?!?

    BTW, notice that the through-display Fingerprint Sensing Vivo X21 ACTUALLY HAS APPLE'S "RIDICULOUS" NOTCH?!?

    https://www.cnet.com/news/vivo...

    WTF is THAT for?!?

    I rest my case.

  35. Re:iPhone X Fails by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

    Why are you lying?

    1. The S9+ 64GB model is 888EUR, the iPhone X 64GB is 1056EUR a difference of 168EUR close to $200USD from Vodaphone. The price gap is the same from electronics stores. From the electronics stores the S9+ 256GB model is 1049EUR vs the iPhone X 256GB being 1319EUR, a difference of 270EUR!

    But that's just EU. I hear you man! The S9+ 64GB is $799 in the US, the iPhone X 64GB is $999 a difference of $200USD

    2. Ridiculous is in the eye of the beholder. What is not is calling it "Apple's Notch". It's a "notch" period. It is ridiculous on the iPhone X, and it was ridiculous on the 2 android phones which introduced BEFORE Apple copied it. But it's amazing that Apple "needs" the ridiculous piece of shit while Android doesn't. You just gave props to Android. Bad FakeTimCook, Bad.

    3. No Android phone on the market is banned from airplanes. There were phones that were recalled in a panic resulting in users not only being $0 out of pocket, but actually getting a significant discount on a replacement phone. All Apple users get is a middle finger, and they LOVE IT!

    1. I'm not lying. I'm talking MSRP. Not some Carrier's LOSS-LEADER or "Special Pricing" Pricing!

    2. Can you express that thought in a COHERENT fashion? You flip-flopped the "blame" at LEAST twice! Oh, and BTW, the new "Vivo X21" with INTEGRATED FINGERPRINT SENSOR, ALSO has the "Notch". So now it's at least THREE (and one (Vivo) that REALLY doesn't "need" it!).

    3. The "Panic" was pretty damned realistic, when there is VIDEO of a phone CATCHING ON FIRE ON A PLANE!!!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    Oh, and apparently, that wasn't the FIRST TIME:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

  36. Re:iPhone X Fails by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

    <quote>
    <p>2. Apple's notch is not "Ridiculous"; because it is there for a purpose. what is TRULY "Ridiculous", however, is all the Android phones that slavishly COPIED Apple (yet again!) and their "Ridiculous" Notch, <i>even though they don't actually NEED it!</i></p></quote>

    The first phone with a notch was..... an Android phone: the Essential Phone was announced in May 2017, a few months before the X.

    So, that just begs the question: Why is the "Notch" ONLY "Ridiculous" when Apple uses it?

  37. Re:iPhone X Fails by thegarbz · · Score: 1

    No Android phone on the market is banned from airplanes. There were phones that were recalled in a panic resulting in users not only being $0 out of pocket, but actually getting a significant discount on a replacement phone. All Apple users get is a middle finger, and they LOVE IT!

    That's an impressive lack of self-awareness.

    Not as impressive as your reading comprehension skills. Or do you want to point me to an Android phone on the market that is banned from airplanes?

  38. Re:iPhone X Fails by thegarbz · · Score: 1

    1. I'm not lying. I'm talking MSRP. Not some Carrier's LOSS-LEADER or "Special Pricing" Pricing!

    Epic fail. None of the prices I listed were special, discounted, or loss leading. Sure looking up the S9+ at walmart made it a whole $20 cheaper than the MSRP listed on Samsung's website, but that doesn't fundamentally change that you either were lying or have absolutely zero clue about what you were talking about. Even with your saving grace of saying MSRP you're either doubling down on the lies or doubling down on the ignorance.

    2. Can you express that thought in a COHERENT fashion? You flip-flopped the "blame" at LEAST twice!

    Okay I'll make it simple for you: Apple copied Android, other Androids copied other Androids too. If you want it even more simple then just repeat it using a retarded voice.

    3. The "Panic" was pretty damned realistic, when there is VIDEO of a phone CATCHING ON FIRE ON A PLANE!!!

    Oh you're talking about the Galaxy Note. Well like I said, no phone on the market is banned from an aircraft.

  39. Re: iPhone X Fails by Brockmire · · Score: 1

    Fuck dude, you need to chill the fuck out and not have your world revolve around defending Apple. You're going to stress out your heart, or something. Sometimes, you come off a little apk-ish. (Everyone should agree that the notch is ridiculous, period. Full. Stop.) Thegarbz said above, "2. Ridiculous is in the eye of the beholder. What is not is calling it "Apple's Notch". It's a "notch" period. It is ridiculous on the iPhone X, and it was ridiculous on the 2 android phones which introduced BEFORE Apple copied it. "

  40. Re:iPhone X Fails by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

    Uh, the rest of the industry made what happen?

    Fingerprint scanning through the screen. I would have thought that was obvious from the context.

    Yeah, there clearly was a phone rushed to market to meet a deadline (CES) - and you just linked to it.

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  41. Re:iPhone X Fails by dgatwood · · Score: 1

    Correction: Synaptics, not Qualcomm. My bad.

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  42. Re:iPhone X Fails by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

    Not as impressive as your reading comprehension skills. Or do you want to point me to an Android phone on the market that is banned from airplanes?

    So they pulled an Android phone from the market because it was banned from airplanes (among other things) - and that proves the whole thing never happened? Hello, Mr. President.

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  43. Re:iPhone X Fails by Uberbah · · Score: 1

    So we can add willful obtuseness and pedantry to your lack of self-awareness. No "iPhone on the market" has antenna issues but that wouldn't stop you from whining about "holding it wrong".

  44. Re:iPhone X Fails by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1
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