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Potential New Cure Found For Baldness (bbc.com)

A potential new cure for baldness has been discovered using a drug originally intended to treat osteoporosis. BBC reports: Researchers found the drug had a dramatic effect on hair follicles in the lab, stimulating them to grow. It contains a compound which targets a protein that acts as a brake on hair growth and plays a role in baldness. Project leader Dr Nathan Hawkshaw told the BBC a clinical trial would be needed to see if the treatment was effective and safe in people. Only two drugs are currently available to treat balding (androgenetic alopecia): minoxidil, for men and women, and finasteride, for men only. Neither is available on the NHS, the national healthcare system for England, and both have side-effects and are not always very effective, so patients often resort to hair transplantation surgery instead.

132 comments

  1. I wonder... by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wonder how much one will have toupee for this.

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    "That's the way to do it" - Punch
    1. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see what you did there.

    2. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Well of course you did if you did a comb-over of all the comments.

    3. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cueball, corner pocket.

    4. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I wonder how much one will have toupee for this.

      More than a hair more than you can afford, you might wig out when you see the price.

    5. Re:I wonder... by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      You didn't see anything until you get that hair out of your eyes...

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    6. Re:I wonder... by Snufu · · Score: 2

      It will be priced so that most people with at least mullet over.

    7. Re:I wonder... by bgarcia · · Score: 2

      To find out, you mustache how much it costs.

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      I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.
    8. Re:I wonder... by burtosis · · Score: 1

      To find out, you mustache how much it costs.

      Then you must comb over and get treated.

    9. Re:I wonder... by noxwaste · · Score: 1

      ...trying too hard.

    10. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not in your hair, please.

      https://www.thewrap.com/snl-donald-glover-cheating-girlfriend-music-video/

    11. Re:I wonder... by murdocj · · Score: 1

      ouch

    12. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see what you did tHair.

    13. Re:I wonder... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Don't be so a rugant.

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      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  2. I have my own cure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Itâ(TM)s called âoeshaving my headâ.

    Beats the hell out of a bad combover!

    1. Re:I have my own cure by HornWumpus · · Score: 2

      'Bad combover' is redundant.

      Don't start hair transplants, then lose your income.

      I interviewed a dude. Head looked like he had an Island of hair clumps in a lagoon of bald.

      He apparently started the hair transplant thing, then must have given them up as too expensive. He should have shaved his head, cause what he had was just ridiculous.

      I almost wanted to hire him, but no, he was just obviously useless.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    2. Re:I have my own cure by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      Going bald is bad genetics. Shaving your head is a bold style choice.

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    3. Re:I have my own cure by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

      Going bald is bad genetics. Shaving your head is a bold style choice.

      Shaving your head is gene therapy.

    4. Re: I have my own cure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      shows how insecure you are about going bald too.

      just keep it short and stop trying to hide it.

    5. Re:I have my own cure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Going bald is a continuation of our evolution. Eventually everyone will be bald.

      And there is not pressure in women to select non-bald men over bald men because the baldness is a recessive trait and X chromosome only. Women, for centuries, have not really cared that their men are bald. Because it never affected their offspring.

      What you want to know is if your wife's brothers are bald, that will tell you much more about what your children will inherit (or have already inherited).

    6. Re:I have my own cure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find it hilarious that a tech site can't figure out utf-8.

    7. Re:I have my own cure by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

      Shaving your head is a bald style choice.

      FTFY.

      --
      Escher was the first MC and Giger invented the HR department.
    8. Re:I have my own cure by gnick · · Score: 1

      Shaving your head is a bold style choice.

      I've been shaving my head for about 20 years, but I don't feel particularly bold and it has nothing to do with style. If I was a woman it might be bold, but as I guy I don't get a second glance (at least not that I notice.) A comb-over is a bold style choice. So's a toupee. Initially I shaved it for medical reasons, but now I shave it because I'm lazy. No shampoo; no styling. Instead of barbers, I buy new set of $30 clippers from Petsmart every 5 years or so, and those would last longer if I took care of them. I have no fear of balding and don't understand why any man does.

      --
      He's getting rather old, but he's a good mouse.
    9. Re:I have my own cure by swb · · Score: 2

      I have a full head of hair and I got into super short hair about 20 years ago and eventually said fuck it and shaved my head.

      I love it and would never go back. My male friends with baldness problems have actually told me they're kind of mad that I have hair and I shave it.

      It is literally 5 minutes every other day to keep it shaved.

      You do have to pay attention and wear some cover in the sun, I sunburned my head ONCE and that was all it took to learn that lesson.

      When it's super hot out you also get hotter and sweatier. Hair absorbs sweat and provides some kind of evaporation cooling.

    10. Re:I have my own cure by rogoshen1 · · Score: 1

      weak chins and oddly shaped heads.

      If you look somewhat masculine and have a nicely shaved head, yep go for it.

      (otherwise; obviously men won't care.. but you'll be invisible to women if you shave your head or keep the balding look; so really it's up to you.)

    11. Re:I have my own cure by sexconker · · Score: 1

      I find it hilarious that the world's largest company can't figure out '.

    12. Re:I have my own cure by gnick · · Score: 1

      you'll be invisible to women if you shave your head or keep the balding look

      That hasn't been my experience, but maybe I'm underestimating the influence of my striking good looks and charm. I tell myself that a shaved head projects confidence.

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      He's getting rather old, but he's a good mouse.
    13. Re:I have my own cure by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      The "island" is often the result of a transplant in front of the current hairline, then a few years go by, and the hairline retreats, leaving a skin gap between the transplant and hairline.

      Anyway, I think this new drug is approaching the problem from the wrong direction. Instead they should develop a drug that causes women to be attracted to bald men.

    14. Re:I have my own cure by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      I wasn't aware ascii was broken. Most commenters here seem to use it just fine and comments are perfectly legible. Adding different quotes therefore adds no value.

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    15. Re:I have my own cure by fluffernutter · · Score: 3, Funny

      Bill Cosby is one step ahead of you.

      --
      Laws are rules for the court, but merely a bottom bar to hit for life. Think beyond laws in your actions always.
    16. Re:I have my own cure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called money.

    17. Re:I have my own cure by Narcocide · · Score: 1

      ...baldness is a recessive trait and X chromosome only.

      Sorry to inform you this is an old wive's tale. Since this was first observed some 500 years ago, they've discovered several other genetic variants of male pattern baldness that are neither recessive nor limited to being carried by the mother. Go talk to an actual doctor instead of parroting medical mythology your great grandmother told you.

    18. Re:I have my own cure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You might want to educate yourself before you go around correcting others.

      Chromosome 20 (p11) is covered in multiple studies. We don't fully understand the mechanisms, but the data is there and has been reproduced.

      Enjoy!

    19. Re:I have my own cure by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

      weak chins

      You can fix a lot with a strategically grown beard.

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      Eat the rich.
    20. Re:I have my own cure by Major+Blud · · Score: 1

      but as I guy I don't get a second glance

      Ditto. I could care less about fashion, but shaved heads are so commonplace nowadays that plenty of guys with full heads of hair shave. It may have started with Yul Brynner, but it really took off with Michael Jordan, Patrick Stewart, and the 1992 U.S. Volleyball Team :-)
      https://www.nytimes.com/1992/0...

      I'm 40, and I've been shaving my head for almost 20 years now. I've been bald for so long that I wouldn't want my hair back even if there is a cure.

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      If you post as Anonymous Coward, don't expect a reply.
    21. Re:I have my own cure by RespekMyAthorati · · Score: 1

      but you'll be invisible to women if you shave your head

      Depends on your complexion.
      Black guys look fine with no hair.

    22. Re:I have my own cure by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Oh man, I used to work with this dude.

      He had these implants, and they were little clumps in a pretty regular pattern. It looked like a paddy field.

      You just couldn't avoid looking at them when you were talking to him. Like when a woman has huge boobs and her blouse is open a few buttons too low. Except the other way up.

      And on the partition behind his desk was a poster for something like "Northern Region Unix User Group": NoRuug.

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    23. Re:I have my own cure by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I had a friend at college who was a heavy metallist, he had it long when he arrived. By about 20 it was receding seriously. Once it started looking like a Ferengi veil he made the sensible decision to say fuck it and get a number two on what was left.

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  3. cyclosporine A - transplant rejection drug by Hadlock · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Article says it is "cyclosporine A" which is designed to prevent your body from attacking transplanted organs. That is a pretty serious drug, suppressing your immune system to the point that it mostly ignores giant blobs of foreign meat in your body. I'm sure the wikipedia article will get more fleshed out but the list of side effects sound about as severe as you could imagine.
     
    I'm guessing that this is effective in extremely low doses? All it needs to do is attack a specific protein, I believe.

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    1. Re:cyclosporine A - transplant rejection drug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The article says cyclosporine A was rejected because the side effects are too severe. The new drug is called WAY-316606 at the moment.

    2. Re:cyclosporine A - transplant rejection drug by starless · · Score: 4, Informative

      Article says it is "cyclosporine A" which is designed to prevent your body from attacking transplanted organs. That is a pretty serious drug, suppressing your immune system to the point that it mostly ignores giant blobs of foreign meat in your body.

      From the article:

      But because of its side effects, CsA was unsuitable as a baldness treatment.

      The team went on to look for another agent that targeted SFRP1 and found that WAY-316606 was even better at suppressing the protein.

      Also, perhaps it's applied topically rather than ingested?

    3. Re:cyclosporine A - transplant rejection drug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It could make your skin turn green and men will still ingest this by the bucketloads. Some drug company is about to make a ton of money.

    4. Re: cyclosporine A - transplant rejection drug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No way that is the name?

    5. Re:cyclosporine A - transplant rejection drug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Article says it is "cyclosporine A" which is designed to prevent your body from attacking transplanted organs. That is a pretty serious drug, suppressing your immune system to the point that it mostly ignores giant blobs of foreign meat in your body. I'm sure the wikipedia article will get more fleshed out but the list of side effects sound about as severe as you could imagine.

      I'm guessing that this is effective in extremely low doses? All it needs to do is attack a specific protein, I believe.

      I'm surprised that it's taken this long for someone to come up with the Idea of using it for baldness. My brother was taken it over 30 years ago after his kidney transplant and it was known as the Hairy drug in those days. It was made from horses urine (Mare's urine to be specific), and it was taken orally.

    6. Re: cyclosporine A - transplant rejection drug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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    7. Re: cyclosporine A - transplant rejection drug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a placeholder until further research shows it's somewhat likely to actually be marketable.

    8. Re:cyclosporine A - transplant rejection drug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need to read the article again. It's a different drug.

    9. Re:cyclosporine A - transplant rejection drug by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Green scalp won't matter as much if it's under a beautiful mane of hair!

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      Slashdot still doesnâ(TM)t support Unicode after it was added to the HTML standard in 1997.
    10. Re:cyclosporine A - transplant rejection drug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      MODDOWN! ; creimer spam post again!

      creimer wants you to click on his youtube channel, then click on his stupid amazon affiliate link spam on Youtube. There is nothing of value on creimer youtube channel. Only creimer click-bot goes there.

      The tests we ran on Chris have shown that Chris has the intelligence of an ameba:
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      So, technically, he is able to conceive some kind of agenda but it will be silly or impossible to follow on a human scale.

      For example, Chris had an agenda to post anything he felt like on Slashdot which did not work well because it was based on his false beliefs that he had an infinite number of karma points as he wrote here several times.

      Several people here explained to Chris that karma maxed out at some level like 50 or so but Chris kept on insisting that his python script had confirmed that he had millions of karma points!

      Oh well, as I wrote before: "It isn't Chris' fault if he is the way he is. We do the best we can do with him and he is partially integrated into society. We try to cure his abnormal need for attention but he is kind of stubborn and won't listen to anybody."

      For the valuable /. users that might already have read the following, please note that there is an important update.

      IMPORTANT UPDATE:
      Special Education for the Santa Clara County Office of Education has invested money to buy Chris a new chair:
      http://www.keynamics.com/image...

      Information about Christopher Dale Reimer and autistic people:

      Autistic people have obsessions about things normal people don't care. For example, one of our autistic patient went haywire when he realized that there was a penny missing in his pocket change.

      To calm him down, one of our educator pretended to have found it on the floor and gave a penny to him.

      The autistic patient condition went even worse because he realized it wasn't the same penny!

      Chris has an obsession with budgeting every penny. He doesn't understand that most people do not budget to the penny and have a flexible amount they allow for miscellaneous items.

      I am Nancy Guerrero and I am Director of Special Education for the Santa Clara County Office of Education. We use Chris' (a.k.a. creimer,cdreimer) picture in our document because he is the hardest case we have ever had to handle:
      http://www.sccoe.org/depts/stu...

      Our artists were inspired by the low carb diet that Christopher follows scrupulously for the small lunch box and by the picture linked below for the rest. I am sure that you will notice the similarities such as the bump on the side of his chest and more:
      https://ibb.co/gVad65

      Please be easy on Christopher although, I am aware that some of our staff handling Chris post joke comments here and obvoiusly, the Santa Clara County Office of Education disapprove that behavior vehemently:
      http://ibb.co/mRVSaG

      But it isn't Chris' fault if he is the way he is. We do the best we can do with him and he is partially integrated into society. We try to cure his abnormal need for attention but he is kind of stubborn and won't listen to anybody.

      Thank You dear users,
      ---
      Nancy Guerrero
      Director
      Special Education
      Santa Clara County Office of Education

    11. Re: cyclosporine A - transplant rejection drug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The dumb fat fuck forgot to post as AC again!

      Chris, contact me ASAP! I have AI click-bots that don't get detected by youtube!

      Dear Team Creimer,

      I just noticed that the Humpty-Dumpty video has ~375 millions views, that should make you salivate!

      I have plenty of ideas to make the views on your own youtube channel skyrocket but you didn't contact me yet. Is it because I am a lady? Ethell says that you are sexist but I hope it isn't true.

      Anyway, I will give you a free hint anyway: Dress-up as Humpty in your videos, you shouldn't need that much makeup making this a money saving situation in your own case.

      My YouTube channel has 222K subscribers and many videos with hundreds of thousands of views:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

      Now, with some slight adjustments, I think that together, we could make the view count skyrocket on your very own Team Creimer youtube channel :)

      Please feel confident to contact me if you want me to coach you, we aren't living so far away from each other so we could even easily meet.

      Love XX,

      --
      -Granny

    12. Re: cyclosporine A - transplant rejection drug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There you are spamming amazon and youtube affiliate links with yet another fake account, you revenue stream hogging disgusting fat sexist tube of lard, Christopher Dale Reimer!

      You can be sure I will be watching this fake account too. I know this is you because you told me you were working on your freepass 11 file server and you are so dumb that you can't even masquerade yourself properly.

      Now, I told you I was out of meds last week and you didn't even care to contact me you lazy fucker.

      How many times do I have to express the emergency of the situation??????

      The python click script you wrote for my pheromone revenue stream web site suddenly stopped to work!!!!!!

      You fucking incompetent python script writer!!!

      When it works, I get 4000+ clicks a day on my pheromone revenue stream web site but only 5 or 6 without it!!!!

      Now, it seems like you dont care and that you have abandoned me you heartless fucking pig!

      Bonus:
      Here is a story that creimer told me when convincing me what a hard life he had:

      The tree was him and the tree knot was his butt hole!

      So, his uncle packed his fat ass with lard and with his cock! Not that it makes much of a difference but anyway, there it is!

      Signed:
      Ethell, The girl that used to love you and now hates you, burn in hell where you belong you sexist pig!

    13. Re: cyclosporine A - transplant rejection drug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      creimer, we told you a thousand times that nobody believes your bullshit. It is so obvious and you are are so predictable you fat fucking lying piece of shit!

      I am worrying that the failure of your youtube channel might bring you back here; you said again on April 30th that you were leaving for good but still, there you are.

      https://slashdot.org/~Anonymou...

      Why don't you contact granny pottymounth for you youtube channel and leave us alone for good???

      Chris' case is getting worse, he spends all day replying to himself as AC on /. and now, on YouTube in order to grab attention!

      The tests we ran on Chris have shown that Chris has the intelligence of an ameba:
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      So, technically, he is able to conceive some kind of agenda but it will be silly or impossible to follow on a human scale.

      For example, Chris had an agenda to post anything he felt like on Slashdot which did not work well because it was based on his false beliefs that he had an infinite number of karma points as he wrote here several times.

      Several people here explained to Chris that karma maxed out at some level like 50 or so but Chris kept on insisting that his python script had confirmed that he had millions of karma points!

      Oh well, as I wrote before: "It isn't Chris' fault if he is the way he is. We do the best we can do with him and he is partially integrated into society. We try to cure his abnormal need for attention but he is kind of stubborn and won't listen to anybody."

      For the valuable /. users that might already have read the following, please note that there is an important update.

      IMPORTANT UPDATE:
      Special Education for the Santa Clara County Office of Education has invested money to buy Chris a new chair:
      http://www.keynamics.com/image...

      Information about Christopher Dale Reimer and autistic people:

      Autistic people have obsessions about things normal people don't care. For example, one of our autistic patient went haywire when he realized that there was a penny missing in his pocket change.

      To calm him down, one of our educator pretended to have found it on the floor and gave a penny to him.

      The autistic patient condition went even worse because he realized it wasn't the same penny!

      Chris has an obsession with budgeting every penny. He doesn't understand that most people do not budget to the penny and have a flexible amount they allow for miscellaneous items.

      I am Nancy Guerrero and I am Director of Special Education for the Santa Clara County Office of Education. We use Chris' (a.k.a. creimer,cdreimer) picture in our document because he is the hardest case we have ever had to handle:
      http://www.sccoe.org/depts/stu...

      Our artists were inspired by the low carb diet that Christopher follows scrupulously for the small lunch box and by the picture linked below for the rest. I am sure that you will notice the similarities such as the bump on the side of his chest and more:
      https://ibb.co/gVad65

      Please be easy on Christopher although, I am aware that some of our staff handling Chris post joke comments here and obvoiusly, the Santa Clara County Office of Education disapprove that behavior vehemently:
      http://ibb.co/mRVSaG

      But it isn't Chris' fault if he is the way he is. We do the best we can do with him and he is partially integrated into society. We try to cure his abnormal need for attention but he is kind of stubborn and won't listen to anybody.

      Thank You dear users,
      ---
      Nancy Guerrero
      Director
      Special Education
      Santa Clara County Office of Education

    14. Re: cyclosporine A - transplant rejection drug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why are you sad about, thinking of your retirement on the streets?

      Have you ever gone to socialsecurity.gov? You should log on really quickly and see just how little money you will have to live off of in a decade or so. It will make you do a double take!

    15. Re: cyclosporine A - transplant rejection drug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How could anyone "cash out" linking to YOUR absolute horseshit of a YouTube channel?

    16. Re: cyclosporine A - transplant rejection drug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is Slashdot. "Goat C" t-shirts are very popular. Switch out creimer's affiliate tag with your own affiliate tag, you can capture $1.50 per shirt. Easy money.

    17. Re:cyclosporine A - transplant rejection drug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *Pauses for a moment and wonders if there is a market for horse urine since some people drink their own urine. Perhaps it mixes well with orange juice*

    18. Re: cyclosporine A - transplant rejection drug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I make 1.50$ looking in my pants before washing them, Tardchris.

  4. On the other hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Any practical and effective treatment (for everyone!) for excessive body hair, thought to be absolutely impossible (or thought to be absolutely worthless because "no one would want to buy it because any cheap razor could do the same")!!?

    1. Re:On the other hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe because "anybody can easily get laser hair removal"?

    2. Re:On the other hand by rogoshen1 · · Score: 1

      Sadly most practitioners will not perform laser removal on the scalp -- apparently the scarring risk is too great.

      Which sucks. If I'm not going to have a full head of hair, at least let the rest of it fall out so i don't need to shave every other day.

    3. Re:On the other hand by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 2

      What about people who don't have laser hair?

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      Ezekiel 23:20
    4. Re:On the other hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would you want to remove your scalp? Bare bone would look revolting.

  5. Here we go again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just like Viagra, I wonder how many morons we'll have screaming "Why do they cure baldness when we need a cure for osteoporosis?!?!?! Teh Big PHarmazzzz!!!!111111!!!!!!!!!!"

    I'm sick of hearing from morons. Shut up, morons, shut up!

    1. Re:Here we go again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm betting you'll be singing a different tune when they don't fund research into a drug that cures flatulence in short, fat, ugly people.

  6. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1, Funny

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  7. Yeah by bfmorgan · · Score: 1

    Speaking as a folically challenged man, yeah!

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    I hope this caused some synapses to fire.
    1. Re:Yeah by alvinrod · · Score: 1

      It'll probably have some god awful side effects like shitting blood, suicidal thoughts, or erectile dysfunction. Maybe even a three!

    2. Re:Yeah by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

      ED sounds appropriate for our universe. Get hair back so you can cruise for chicks? How about some ED.

    3. Re:Yeah by PrimaryConsult · · Score: 2

      That's actually a potential side effect for Finasteride: Finasteride Side Effects. It's also a drug used (in higher doses) for male to female transition.

  8. Idiocracy by Zorro · · Score: 1

    But does it also prolong and strengthen erections too?

    1. Re:Idiocracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm Not Sure
      If this medicine de-balds you, I bet it gives you a floppy.

    2. Re:Idiocracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it does all those things, they can definitely have my money.

    3. Re:Idiocracy by avandesande · · Score: 1

      More importantly will it work on my back?

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      love is just extroverted narcissism
  9. QUIT MASTURBATING by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Saw a PBS special that masturbation does cause you to go bald but not blind.

    1. Re:QUIT MASTURBATING by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Went a couple years having only real sex ... hair thinned whereas before it was holding.

      Followed the above advice in college for years ... that was when the thinning started.

      Might help ... but no panacea.

  10. Idiocracy.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Half way there Clevon... Hold off on the jet ski for a while.

  11. "Side effects" by DeplorableCodeMonkey · · Score: 1

    Not going to spoil it, just read this article on Finasteride and tell me as technical folks you don't think the research team should be locked up in a dungeon for the rest of their lives for not factoring in the high likelihood of how replicating that process could bring crippling, life-destroying side-effects. That's not "what were you thinking" territory, it's "were you even thinking about anything other than fleecing your patients?"

    1. Re:"Side effects" by Narcocide · · Score: 1

      Vice shill. Fuck your click-bait.

    2. Re:"Side effects" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Side effects may include:

      Job promotions, new interest from women, increased social activity, uncontrollable smiling at parties, wind blown hair in the face, hair blowing in the wind, fingers getting caught in hair, sudden urges to flip your head like a stallion and wave thick locks of hair around in slow motion.

      Among others...

    3. Re:"Side effects" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I took that shit for a year and stopped when I realized I'd been neutered. The effects have been permanent. 10 years later it still takes a fist full of viagra to make things work and I'm teetering on the edge of a divorce because my libido is gone.

      So fuck Propecia, fuck Merck, and fuck you.

    4. Re:"Side effects" by Narcocide · · Score: 1

      Oh, sure I totally believe this story is true and not a work of fiction.

    5. Re:"Side effects" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I briefly took finasteride. It shut down my short term memory. I stopped and it came back. Wouldn't mess with it again. I'll take the thinning hair and working brain.

    6. Re:"Side effects" by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Bald guys can be attractive... Maybe helps if you have a British Shakespearian stage accent and a massive starship.

      What sucks is being stuck in the middle, with hair loss that requires lots of effort to either hide or shave completely.

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  12. Somewhere in a fan-fiction... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Lex Luther was in a pitched battle with a man in a yellow jumpsuit and red gloves. Robot parts and broken walls littered everywhere.

    Suddenly, both men stop. They each take a sneaky glance as their phones.

    Luther: "THIS MUST STOP."

    Saitama: "I ... yeah, I think you've learned your... gotta go bye."

    They both leave deep impact marks in the metal floor as they go for opposite exits.

  13. Baldness is coming for me. I choose to accept it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not a bad thing. It's part of aging. If there were some way to prevent it without side effects maybe I'd consider it but even the slightest side effects isn't worth it to me.

  14. never gonna happen.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the Federation in the 24th century couldn't cure Picard's baldness, what makes you think we could do it in the 21st century.

    1. Re:never gonna happen.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Federation couldn't even give Riker a blowjob, unless he tried using the Holodeck but deadly shit always happened in there. I'd be wary of the hologram going evil and biting my dick off.

  15. Did anyone else read that as... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Potential New Cure Found For Butthoalsecks

    1. Re: Did anyone else read that as... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, just you, the guy that is presumably obsessed with it.

  16. So they know the protein that blocks hair growth? by Insanity+Defense · · Score: 1

    So they know the protein that blocks hair growth? So why not harness it to inhibit beards?

  17. Just go bald and keep your hair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Plenty of people bald and balding who never lose their shit.

    You could look like a high-ranking apparatchik :
    https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/ahvx2_mQkWp4WoLKt291Aw--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjtzbT0xO3c9ODAwO2lsPXBsYW5l/http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/afp.com/772047843035630604f3f21c4e6cd8aaa7f2ad62.jpg
    or Putin
    https://static4.businessinsider.com/image/5134c5b46bb3f7431f00001c-2308-1731/vladimir-putin-4.jpg
    or whoever, but since analog TV shutdown I don't know much celebrities to think of.
    Yeah, that 80s TV series with an English actor playing a French captain on a space ship where they live fairy tales in space.
    Or that James Bond guy that looks like Putin.

  18. The Peanut Butter Solution by think_nix · · Score: 1

    nuff said

  19. only side effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    probably cancer

  20. Male Pattern Baldness by Comboman · · Score: 1

    It's called Male Pattern Baldness for a reason. Some of the patterns are common enough to have names ("Widow's Peak", "Friar Tuck"), but some are just weird and random. The "island" thing is probably a pattern rather than a hair transplant, though I agree, he should have just shaved his head (most of us are in denial about some aspect of our appearance).

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    1. Re:Male Pattern Baldness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called Male Pattern Baldness for a reason. Some of the patterns are common enough to have names ("Widow's Peak", "Friar Tuck"), but some are just weird and random. The "island" thing is probably a pattern rather than a hair transplant, though I agree, he should have just shaved his head (most of us are in denial about some aspect of our appearance).

      We used to have a guy here who had a receding hairline except for two little "islands" on the top of his forehead, given his attitude some of use referred to them as his "horns".

    2. Re:Male Pattern Baldness by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      No, He had his early bald spot covered, then ran out of money.

      The island looked kind of like a nylon brush.

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  21. Baldness genetic defect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Baldness is a genetic defect and should be eliminated at a genetic level. Erase it as a possibility and hundreds of thousands if not millions of future generations of men will be spared avoidable depression.

  22. Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's nice, but i'd rather there was a cream or something to smother which induces baldness so i can rid of my jungle around the dick for good.

  23. Re:So they know the protein that blocks hair growt by Mashiki · · Score: 1

    Because then the media would have problems blaming neckbeards for terrorist attacks.

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  24. Hello Back Hair! by mowaterfowl · · Score: 0

    There goes the $3k I spent on laser hair removal!

  25. It's All A Conspiracy.. by sycodon · · Score: 1

    ...of the Barbershop industry to boost their bottom line!

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    1. Re: It's All A Conspiracy.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or the gun industry. We all know the gun industry is biased against bald men.

      Bald men have no sex drive and are mad at the world. We need to make sure we arm every bald man, women, and child. Only then will we truly be free.

      That is why I support giving a gun to every person. We all have the RIGHT to carry around a killing machine in case we get raped by thugs.

      If we outlaw guns, only people with no hair will have guns. Can't have that now can we?

    2. Re: It's All A Conspiracy.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Retarded Reddit is looking for their lost retarded user.

      Is that you?

    3. Re: It's All A Conspiracy.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ....Bald men have no sex drive...

      You got that exactly backward.

    4. Re: It's All A Conspiracy.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...evird xes on evah nem dlaB....

      Happy?

  26. Donald Trump convinced me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...I'd rather just go bald.

  27. What about those who don't suffer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The doctor interviewed points out that it could make a big difference to those who suffer from hair loss, but that seems an overstatement. As an inheritor of the male pattern baldness gene, I experience no suffering. Quite the opposite: I embrace it. I go out of my way to trim what's left as short as I can (without resorting to outright shaving) as it vastly simplifies cleaning and maintenance. I feel sorry for people who have to invest in shampoo, conditioner, gel and other hair products, who have to spend all kinds of time every day washing and grooming their heads.

    "The lord made a few perfect heads. The rest he covered with hair."

  28. Fat causing baldness? by BlueCoder · · Score: 1

    I remember several articles years back talking about how the fat in the scalp produces chemicals or an enzyme which produces baldness. Specifically it kills/starves the follicles.

    Also not sure about how well skin fat survives grafting. But theoretically if you could clone these fat cells and transplant them to areas before they become bald the hair would survive. If they also learn to clone hair follicles in the scalp along with regrowing the right fat cells it would be a cure for baldness.

    Decades away but a nice thought. I think in vitro test tube gene editing with be approved far before we develop the above technique.

    One thing I don't like about hair transplants is the way it leaves you head scared up. You may want hair but you also might want to go bald from time to time.

  29. Who cares? by thewolfkin · · Score: 1

    This isn't a Y DO /. CAREZ moment but literally who cares? Baldness isn't a serious situation. I'm not bald yet but when I start to show (which honestly I think will be sooner rather than later contrary to what my family is trying to tell me) I'll just shave it off and call it a day. I shaved bald in middle school every other month or so and it wasn't a big deal. I mean we have cures for baldness and erectile dysfunction but it's scary how many things that matter we've made like no progress on. The horror stories I hear from women about the how period technology is basically unchanged in the past 7 generations or so. Like no one knows what causes endometriosis. And that affects a lot more people a lot worse than baldness. Baldness might be an issue for women but even that is fading. Baldness is something that doesn't even need a cure.

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    1. Re:Who cares? by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Congratulations on fulfilling the prophecy of another poster.

      This "cure" for baldness came out of the research for a treatment for another serious condition: osteoperosis. The "cure" for ED came out of research looking for a new drug for saving heart attack patients.

      These researchers didn't set out to find a cure for hair loss, they just happened upon a candidate for one. Are they supposed to just toss that back? And why, because you say so?

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    2. Re:Who cares? by RespekMyAthorati · · Score: 1

      Baldness isn't a serious situation.

      It is to the drug manufacturers.
      Johnson and Johnson made serious billions from Rogaine.

    3. Re:Who cares? by thewolfkin · · Score: 1

      Baldness isn't a serious situation.

      It is to the drug manufacturers. Johnson and Johnson made serious billions from Rogaine.

      I'm not saying it's not lucrative. I'm saying it isn't serious and we should stop putting so much effort into worrying about it so that drug companies won't find it so lucrative.

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  30. When baldness is a migration, not a senescence by macraig · · Score: 1

    I was mostly bald by age 30, and then I began to realize why: the hair had been silently migrating from my scalp to my nose and other places. I frankly look better with no hair up top, but can I get a treatment that puts a brake on that hair growth?

  31. I have glimpsed the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and our starship captain, Jean-Luc, or Captain Picard, has a bald top. Or his scalp achieved a higher altitude than his hair.

  32. What if it only work on women? by mnemotronic · · Score: 0

    ... The research, published in PLOS Biology, was done in a lab, with samples containing scalp hair follicles from more than 40 male hair-transplant patients...

    The stuff got research attention because the patient population includes, or is primarily compose of, guys. Like erectile dysfunction. For that we've got at least 14 drugs. Coincidentally, all the doctors listed on the paper appear to be men. If it had been for uterine cancer, endometriosis, IBS, fibromyalgia or any of a host of female-specific afflictions or where the majority of patients were women, the sponsor Giuliani Pharma (website down; Google cache) would have said "Nice work, but doesn't pay the bills. Find something to give me a giant hardon, and let me fuck all night. Then you get money. All those women-problems things are just in their poor little heads anyway."

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    1. Re:What if it only work on women? by avandesande · · Score: 1

      Why don't you compare the amount of funding breast cancer gets vs prostate cancer? I don't see people marching for my gdam prostate!

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    2. Re:What if it only work on women? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No one wants to touch your gdam prostrate. Women's breasts on the other hand are wonderful and should be cherished and protected.

    3. Re:What if it only work on women? by MachineShedFred · · Score: 2

      You missed the part where they started out trying to find a better treatment for Osteoporosis, which is more common in women, who also start out with less bone mass and have less tolerance for losing it.

      But good job knocking the ever-living shit out of a straw man and projecting gender-malice where it probably doesn't exist. They didn't find a treatment for Osteoporosis, but in the process they may have found something therapeutic for another condition - are they supposed to just throw that one back?

      What an odd opinion to take.

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  33. Not a cure by markdavis · · Score: 1

    Just an FYI....

    This is not a potential cure for baldness. It is a potential cure for GOING bald IN THE FUTURE (or when it just starts). If my understanding is correct, once you have lost your hair, most of those follicles die and can never produce hair again. So those of us (me included) who have already lost a lot of hair (for years), this drug (or any other known drug) would do pretty much nothing. Our only current recourse is hair transplant.

  34. Baldness is usually a sign of a thyroid condition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Particularly in males, baldness is a sign of a preexisting thyroid condition. Be sure to get checked for that first before fixing the symptoms.

  35. As a bald guy by AbRASiON · · Score: 1

    I got over it, it terrified me for years before I started losing it, that I got all the stress out early.

    If there was a baldness fix, you can _bet_ your bottom god damn dollar, the price will be utterly extravagant. Some men would damn near kill to have their hair back, so they'll gladly pony up.

    Make it a one off thing (not some ongoing drug concoction) about I dunno, under 1k$? Ok fine, otherwise, I'm good.

  36. No! Say it ain't so. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't wait until I go bald. One less thing to maintain. Being bald is a time, money, and bathroom space saver all in one. If baldness is cured, I'll be the last bald guy alive. Just as soon as my hair starts falling out. Come on, fall out already!

  37. Re: Baldness is usually a sign of a thyroid condit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, you are an idiot.

    DHT, the hormone responsible for MPB, is produced primarily in the gonads/prostate and the follicles themselves.

  38. The cure... by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

    Is to not be so fucking vain, and realize that your personality, masculinity and worth as a human being does not reside in your hair. You're not Samson, dude.

    Rock the buzzcut instead, it takes me 5 minutes every 2-3 days with a cheap electric trimmer. Or shave it completely, which is actually easier than shaving facial hair. With a bit of practice you can even shave in the shower.

    Or rock the male pattern baldness like a boss. Look at Ed Harris, he's rocking it and there's no insecurity there.

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  39. Next up the cure for Blue eyes by goombah99 · · Score: 2

    Baldness isn't a disease. One does not cure baldness anymore that one cures blue eyes or cure you for not being an olympic athlete. You are just taking drugs to change something about yourself. It's like taking steroids to change your muscles.

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  40. Relevant haiku review of Star Trek TNG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Teleport beams across the autumn night
        the future is full of marvels
        still no cure for baldness
                      - Author Unknown