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Reporter Shares Experience of Visiting a Flat Earth Convention (vice.com)

Tom Usher, reporting for Vice: I arrived at the venue -- a Jurys Inn hotel -- on a wet Saturday morning, to discover that the event was essentially a small carpeted convention room boasting a few cameras, some stalls selling merchandise, and 70 or so attendees watching PowerPoint presentations beamed onto a wall. As I entered, I was offered a gift of "fluoride-free" toothpaste. This made perfect sense, given the location. A popular conspiracy theory states that governments across the world have been putting fluoride in our water supply to tranquilize the masses, despite the fact the only piece of "evidence" for this theory -- which involves both the Nazis and the Communists -- has been widely discredited. With the tone set for the day, I sat down to watch some speeches.

The speakers all seemed well aware of how "globe-earthers" view the idea of a flat Earth, i.e. ludicrous, and their talk of the current scientific establishment felt very "us versus them" -- a nice bit of truther tribalism. One speaker talked at length about the moon, and how its orbit proved the Earth couldn't be spherical, which seemed a little counterintuitive. Another talked about how the Egyptian pyramid structure points toward clues that the Earth is a flat diamond shape, supported by pillars. Between sounding off about the Vatican and the fact that the establishment has indoctrinated us to believe all sorts of things, including that the Earth is a sphere, a third speaker suggested that cancer is caused by negative emotions and argued that dinosaurs didn't exist.
The story also explores why some people still believe these long-debunked theories. Further reading: The bizarre tale of the flat-Earth convention that fell apart (CNET).

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  1. tranquilize the masses? by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 5, Funny

    A popular conspiracy theory states that governments across the world have been putting fluoride in our water supply to tranquilize the masses,

    I thought that was solved by television.

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    1. Re: tranquilize the masses? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      This is how I stopped worrying and learned to love the bong. Or am I thinking of a different meme?

  2. Re:Psychosis / Mass Psychosis by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 4, Funny

    Of course it's a delusion. The article tries to convince me that the convention took place in this mythical country that is supposedly upside down. But since there's no such thing, 'cause the Earth is flat, it couldn't have happened. Duh!

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  3. Ya'll Just Don't Understand by JimSadler · · Score: 2, Funny

    You see the great delusion is at work. Satan has tricked you into thinking that facts, evidence and thought are good things when we all know that that evidence and those facts have been created by Satan to deceive us. Now excuse me as I have to step onto the patio and wait for the goose that lays the golden eggs.

  4. Re:Psychosis / Mass Psychosis by Tangential · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just like religions.

    It's bizarre, isn't it?

    Oh surely not! If they can't accept the 'secondhand' proof available from 60 years of space and near-space exploration, then how could they accept religious concepts without a personal experience of having actually seen and dealt with a supreme being?

    It does beg the question of how they could believe in bacteria or atoms or the Marianas Trench since they haven't personally seen them either...

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  5. Re:Dinosaurs didn't exist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Anyone who doesn't understand flat-earth theory has never read Einstein. Of course, you have to read him in the original Hebrew before NASA censored the translation.

  6. If the Earth were really flat.. by toonces33 · · Score: 5, Funny

    If the Earth were really flat, cats would have pushed everything off of the edge.

  7. Re:Psychosis / Mass Psychosis by Deadstick · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nobody expects -- oops, sorry.

  8. Re:Been around for centuries, will be around for m by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 4, Funny

    There are some good quotes in the article, explaining the viewpoints of the people involved. This one:

    Fiona continued: "I think, being African Caribbean, you tend to live to a certain extent on the outskirts of mainstream society. It's something the majority of white people don't experience,"........That was probably the most reasonable thing I'd heard all day: If you've been marginalized and feel like you've been lied to by institutions and people you're supposed to automatically trust for much of your life, why should you trust what any of them have to say?

    So to some of these people, it doesn't matter so much whether the earth is flat or round. They are there more to have a community of people they can relax with and feel good with. The science is secondary (or in this case, non-existent).

    I also read the implicit connotation that the oblate spheroid that the earth is claimed to be is to be consider a racist white concept? Who knew?

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  9. Re:Been around for centuries, will be around for m by Hognoxious · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's not necessarily a bad thing. I used to be a member of a drinking club with a rugby problem.

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  10. Re:Been around for centuries, will be around for m by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 3, Funny

    The part that I find funny is that it is simple to test the flat Earth theory... If the Earth is flat, then it must have edges right? It would be enough for one of these guys to get a boat and then navigate to find one of those edges. Or would they have some "fail-safe" theory to explain how a supposed flat Earth would have no edges?

    If the world was flat, cats would have pushed everything off the edge by now.

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    The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.