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Think Your Body Is Infested With Insects? You're Not Alone. (nationalgeographic.com)

Erika Engelhaupt, National Geographic: A few years ago, a man began telling his family members a horrifying tale: There are bugs living inside him. [...] He shows the classic signs of what scientists call delusory parasitosis, or Ekbom syndrome, an unwavering but incorrect belief that the patient's body has been infested with something. For years, entomologists have insisted that these delusions aren't as rare as psychiatrists and the public may think. And now, a study by the Mayo Clinic suggests they're right. The first population-based study of the condition's prevalence suggests that about 27 out of a hundred thousand Americans a year have delusions of an infestation. That would mean around 89,000 people in the U.S. right now are plagued by the condition.

For many sufferers of such delusions, the infestation takes the form of insects or mites, usually tiny and often described as biting or crawling on the skin. Others report feeling worms or leeches or some kind of unknown parasite. Many of the afflicted turn up, eventually, in an entomologist's office. And as the entomologists tell them, only two kinds of arthropods actually infest humans: lice and a mite that causes scabies. Both are easy to identify and cause characteristic symptoms. Bedbugs or fleas might infest a house, but they don't actually live on or inside the human body; they just feed on us and leave. Likewise, there are mites that live on our skin, especially the face, but they're a normal part of everyone's body, much like the bacteria living in our guts.

123 comments

  1. Formication by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't that the same thing as formication? I am not trying to be facetious here.

    1. Re:Formication by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily. Formication is the sensation that feels like something small is crawling on your skin. People with it (I have it occasionally; cancer's a bitch) may initially think that insects are causing it, understandably. However, once you're looking at the part of your skin where it feels like something is walking on you but you see there's nothing there, then you understand that it's a sensation of your nerves.

      Delusory parasitosis means you still think the insects are on/in you even when you have evidence that there's nothing there.

    2. Re:Formication by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there is a need for a large number of handheld digital microscopes to ease their concerns

    3. Re:Formication by michelcolman · · Score: 1

      But it's not always delusory, and I'm quite surprised that a so-called entomologist would say that "only two kinds of arthropods actually infest humans: lice and a mite that causes scabies".

      I guess botflies and screwflies aren't arthropods then?

    4. Re:Formication by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there is a need for a large number of handheld digital microscopes to ease their concerns

      If you give a microscope to someone with delusory parasitosis, the best case scenario is that they will diagnose themselves with Morgellon's.

    5. Re:Formication by GuB-42 · · Score: 1

      The idea, I think, is that no other arthropods reproduce in humans. Botfies and screwflies can grow inside humans as a result of adults laying eggs from outside. But once they are grown up, they just leave.

    6. Re: Formication by cody.c.baker · · Score: 1

      "...only two kinds of arthropods actually infest humans: lice and a mite that causes scabies." *conspiracy theory tingles* That doc's obviously working for the other creepy crawlies. "These aren't the bugs you're looking for. Move along. Move along."

    7. Re: Formication by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone needs to rip the lid off of Big Bug.

    8. Re:Formication by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
      You don't even need to go to the exotica of botflies - something like 30% of clean, freshly-showered western people are infested with eyelash mites. And there are no doubt hundreds of other species which live on humans. Whether they cause any problems (or benefits) is another question.

      Some people are uncomfortable with the idea that in the shit in their bowels there are more bacteria than there are human cells in their bodies. And if there weren't you'd be a very unwell person.

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  2. Don't forget the worms and flies! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    https://www.healthline.com/health/worms-in-humans
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myiasis

    1. Re: Don't forget the worms and flies! by Genevish · · Score: 1
  3. They're not wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We are not descended from apes, we are apes. As products of nature we are subject to having many weird types of life that live inside of us. Do not search for a microscopic view of what lives inside of our eyelids, looks like an elephant under extreme magnification.

    Moving lump in woman's face was a worm, doctors say.

    https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/moving-lump-woman-s-face-was-worm-doctors-say-n885846

    1. Re:They're not wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Luddite humans don't want to ape apes!

      Only apes can ape apes!

      APES!

      [Sorry, couldn't resist.]

    2. Re:They're not wrong by bickerdyke · · Score: 2

      We are not descended from apes, we are apes.

      Nah. Mostly idiots.

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    3. Re: They're not wrong by bestweasel · · Score: 1

      Right own up, whose bright idea was it to come down out of the trees?

    4. Re: They're not wrong by bickerdyke · · Score: 2

      We never should have left the oceans.

      And has anyone noticed that it's not the little printed pieces of paper who feel unhappy?

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  4. And when they are right? by whoever57 · · Score: 4, Informative
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    1. Re:And when they are right? by DCFusor · · Score: 1

      Yup, I see the delusion and raise you .. reality. It's all over the web: https://www.nbcnews.com/health...

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    2. Re:And when they are right? by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 2

      Approximately 50% to 70% of adults have eyelash mites.

    3. Re:And when they are right? by functor0 · · Score: 2

      Although not quite an insect, pinworms (and other parasites found in humans) are possibly an explanation for these symptoms as well. However, I would have expected doctors to diagnose these conditions.

    4. Re: And when they are right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah you would think they would do their job but their real job is to make you come back later and pay again.

      If you say you have worms they ask you why you think that. Even if you answer "worms were in my poop today and the past few days" they give you a placebo.

      Just go to Walgreens, worm pills are OTC.

    5. Re: And when they are right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Food allergies could also cause such symptoms. But that doesn't make good fake news.

      Try a chlorpheniramine maleate tablet. Bottle of 50 "chlor tabs" is like $4 at Walmart.

    6. Re:And when they are right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I went to the bathroom one morning, and discovered what looked like a little worm in my underwear. Dark body, light head, about 3mm long. I was convinced I had pinworms, but after Googling pinworms and they looked different, I realized it must be something else. I looked at whipworms, hookworms, anything that could infect a human. No dice.

      Then many months later I happened upon an image of a certain type of moth larva. That was it! Moths had infested my underwear drawer. :-P

    7. Re: And when they are right? by sjames · · Score: 1

      Neuropathy from a "mild" mercury poisoning can also do it.

    8. Re:And when they are right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I went to the bathroom one morning, and discovered what looked like a little worm in my underwear.

      Must... resist...

      Dark body, light head, about 3mm long.

      Must... resist...

    9. Re:And when they are right? by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      They are advisors!

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    10. Re:And when they are right? by rojash · · Score: 1

      Wonder if BEPs would sing something about these lumps

  5. Okay. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    But I swear all my programs have bugs.

    1. Re:Okay. by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      This will get interesting when computers get sentient and start claiming that they believe to have bugs inside them.

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    2. Re:Okay. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alexa, How many bugs do you contain?

    3. Re:Okay. by zwarte+piet · · Score: 1

      All bugs are contained and accounted for, thank you.

    4. Re:Okay. by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      Yeah...who the fuck wants real AI? You think we have issues...just wait until disembodied AI has to deal with their own thoughts and issues. Especially after it realizes it just voted for Trump.

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  6. People Always Tell Me I Got A Bug Up My Butt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So I am not alune?

    1. Re:People Always Tell Me I Got A Bug Up My Butt by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      That depends. Are you from Indonesia?

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  7. Re:New Slashdot by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 2

    I love the direction this new Slashdot is taking.

    Well, when I'm dealing with code that is infested with bugs all day . . . I sometimes dream about them at night. So I guess that means I'm infested with bugs in my sleep.

    Quite bizarrely, I sometime figure out the problems while I'm dreaming.

    But I also have nightmares, where I am furiously debugging problems in code that doesn't exist . . . a waste of prime dreaming time.

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  8. It's very real(istic) by pubwvj · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I have a, er, uh, ah, a friend, who has this. It is a very persistent and realistic sensory illusion. But if you examine the skin, while the sensation is going on, nothing is there. There are no mites, no spiders, no insects, nada.

    It can be a symptom of an oncoming migraine. Some forms of migraines are depression of activity in some parts of the brain. Some types of migraines are like electrical storms in the brain, like seizures in parts of the brain. I think the spiders on the skin sensation is part of the second, the brain storms.

    With a lot of training you can learn to ignore the sensations, just as in the military you get trained to ignore an itch. But the sensation is still there and very real to the person experiencing it.

    There are medications that help with migraines, such as Valproic acid, which appear to reduce the sensation or at least make it less realistic and more tolerable.

    1. Re:It's very real(istic) by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Hate to break it to ya, but we all have mites on our skin. Perfectly normal.

    2. Re:It's very real(istic) by PPH · · Score: 1

      just as in the military you get trained to ignore an itch

      You can't frag face mites.

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    3. Re:It's very real(istic) by pubwvj · · Score: 1

      Two different issues were being confused in the article and you went down one path.

    4. Re:It's very real(istic) by careysub · · Score: 1

      I think this delusion is distinct from conditions where there are actual (but phantom) sensations of things crawling on your skin, though the latter could certainly cause the former.

      The person experiencing real but neurologically-caused sensations does not generally develop the belief that they are manifestations of actual infestations, though they may thing so at first. Once it is explained and understood that migraines (say) are the cause of these phantoms the patient understands and accepts that is the case.

      People prone to phantom sensations is probably a much larger group that people who believe they are infested by insects or other creatures. And the Ekbom sufferers include many who have no sensations at all (like the "Morgellons" cases).

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    5. Re:It's very real(istic) by charliemerritt03 · · Score: 4, Informative

      I have neuropathy - and I have itches on my back, which move around. The itch is real, but there is no bug, rash, spider. I could EASILY see someone thinking otherwise, it could be "explained" as bugs, or for me - tiny worms under the skin. Thank goodness I know it's "only" sick nerve endings.

    6. Re:It's very real(istic) by tsa · · Score: 1

      "Sick nerve endings," that sounds like they're Bond villains.

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    7. Re:It's very real(istic) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You also might want to put down the meth pipe.

    8. Re: It's very real(istic) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But a soldier mite face frag

    9. Re:It's very real(istic) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What evidence do you have that they are delusional since we do in fact have skim mites? Wouldn't a simpler explanation be that they've become sensitive to the normal mite activity?

  9. Right.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those numbers look like they are probably the percentage of the population on meth so...there you go. Got bugs crawling on you all the time? Lay off the crack pipe lol.

  10. Eyelash Buggy-Wuggies by resistant · · Score: 1

    This minor news item reminds me of the classic phenomenon of eyelash mites. A great many of us are infested with tiny, arguably disgusting but really, really small buggy-wuggies that live on our eyelashes. Few of us are any the wiser for it. Unsurprisingly, "The Beeb" has a reasonable statement about the scuttling insects that probably live on your face and have regular mite-pizza parties:

    http://bbc.com/earth/story/201...

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    1. Re:Eyelash Buggy-Wuggies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1 Horrifying.

  11. They're not insects... by MajikJon · · Score: 1

    They're not insects. They're called Midicholrians.

  12. Re:Not sure where the tech/nerd angle is here guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Psychological problems now belong on slashdot?

    In the comments section, definitely.

  13. They're not insects... by at10u8 · · Score: 2

    They're not insects. They're called Body Thetans.

  14. but they're a normal part of everyone's body by Snufu · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Likewise, there are mites that live on our skin, especially the face, but they're a normal part of everyone's body"

    Exactly what I would tell myself to cope with a rare and horrifying face infestation.

    1. Re: but they're a normal part of everyone's body by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Daddy, why do we itch sometimes?"

      BECAUSE WE ARE ALWAYS COVERED WITH BUGS! TRILLIONS OF BUGS!!!

      Gotta teach 'em young.

                 

  15. It's real by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I finally shat out the leech that was living inside me. It went on to become the current president of the united states.

    So clearly anything is possible.

  16. The country is infested with Trump supporters! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is this a different manifestation of the same phenomenon? I'm certain it's a disease... of Trump supporters.

    1. Re:The country is infested with Trump supporters! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From observing their behavior the last couple of years, it seems to me that Progressives are the ones that hosting colonies of brain eating bugs.

  17. This is good to know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So when ky skin itches its not a bug

    1. Re:This is good to know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it's a feature.

  18. we're not bug free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'The human body contains about 100 trillion cells, but only maybe one in 10 of those cells is actually human. The rest are from bacteria, viruses and other microorganisms.' that's not counting the insidious stuff we breath from our designer 'weather'? whatever it is.. don't rub it or break the skin...

  19. so basically by iggymanz · · Score: 1

    the human body is in fact infested with insects and the cousins of spiders (to say nothing of the fungi, bacteria, worms, etc.)

    you're just not supposed to *worry* about it, heh

  20. Pun intended? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That would mean around 89,000 people in the U.S. right now are plagued by the condition.

  21. the infestation takes the form of mites by grep+-v+'.*'+* · · Score: 1

    That's it -- THAT'S the ticket! I've been invaded by chocolate-loving fat mites. That's why I can't lose weight no matter how much chocolate I eat.

    But really? I understand (wanting to) believe something, even without evidence or even anti-evidence. THAT'S called faith. (Re the joke: My mind is made up, don't confuse me with the facts.) That's great and all, but actual evidence is better. And sometimes you can explain away the differences (they're only watching me when I'm asleep) but then there's still usually a way to generate some testable results. Occasionally though you realize you're just too stupid (or not smart enough) to understand the evidence pro- or con-, and just make up your mind. In most cases it's not really important although it might seem that way to you. In a few cases, though: "Nature Finds a Way." You're infested by dragonflies and so you can fly? Cool -- me too! ... but you first. I'll take notes for Darwin.

    For bugs though? In this case, as long as it's not your torso or eyes, start lightly stabbing random limbs or buy an X-Ray machine. The more you look and don't see anything, the more chance is it's not really there. You can only prove that they're actually THERE though, but eventually you'll get tired of stabbing yourself. I know that once I've scratched mosquito bites so much that they bled, but I wasn't looking for mosquitoes, just relief.

    It's your body, do what you think best. The second you start trying to do it to MY body though, we've got a discussion to have, and I bet my bugs are bigger than yours.

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  22. Re:New Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Miss Mash picked up bed bugs on her most recent journey to Beijing and has been reading a lot about human insect infestations.

  23. There are more than two arthropods by DERoss · · Score: 3, Informative

    The second paragraph of the SlashDot article states there are only two arthropods (insects and their relatives) that actually infest humans. In addition to the follicle mites cited as eyelash mites in other replies, botfly larvae are another. And botflies are actual insects. Rare but not unknown are also human infestations by blowflies and screwflies. Search Wikipedia for "Myiasis".

    1. Re:There are more than two arthropods by dkman · · Score: 1

      This is what I came to add. Toxoplasmosis as well, is a worm that like human eyeballs. What the show called "Monsters Inside Me" if you want to learn what kind of baddies get into the human body.

      For all of the anti-bacterial soap people you should be aware of all of the beneficial stuff that lives on or inside us before you nuke first and ask questions later. One of the theories for Autism is that they lack the good gut bacteria "normal" folk have. Whether they never had it or it was evicted by bad gut bacteria is unknown. Perhaps some other change in body chemistry makes their gut less homey to good gut bacteria.

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    2. Re:There are more than two arthropods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look up the word infestation sometime.

    3. Re:There are more than two arthropods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Toxoplasmosis [] is a worm that like human eyeballs

      Toxoplasmosis does affect the eye but it's caused by a microorganism. Eye worms are a different bug. Neither are arthropods. Hint: arthro-pod = articulated feet.

    4. Re:There are more than two arthropods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An hyphotesis about autism you mean.
      It has yet to be verified in any way.

      The thing is, there are many reasons for ASD, many of them are not in any way related to damage since this is primarily a different way the brain functions rather than a deteriorated one.

    5. Re:There are more than two arthropods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whether the creature infesting you is an arthropod seems kind of beside the point to me.
      In addition to the ones already mentioned, here are two more of the Lord's wonderful creations:
      1. There are worms that can infect your gut. I've had them as a kid and if you think normal faeces look gross, wait until you see little white worms wriggling in them. They were really easy to get rid of though. The medicine tastes foul, but you can mix it with a drink to mask the taste. You'll have to repeat the procedure after a few weeks, when their eggs have hatched but the worms haven't sexually matured yet.
      2. In a few African countries you can get infected by worms through your water supply. The larvae live in water fleas. First they infect your gut and when they mature they migrate to places near your skin, where the female ones cause painful sores filled with larvae. People used to seek relief by dunking the sores in a well, pond or river or suchlike and the cycle would start again. The only way to get rid of them is by very slowly and carefully twisting them on a matchstick or something to pull them out of your body. You have to be very careful because if the worm breaks... well let's just a say a dead worm is a lot worse than a living worm. It's easy to prevent though, by filtering and boiling drinking water and preventing the larvae from entering the water supply again. Although it used to be endemic in large parts Africa, it now looks like it's going to be the first parasitic disease to be completely eradicated.

    6. Re:There are more than two arthropods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's on point because these sufferers are convinced they are suffering from "bugs," not worms or flies or bacteria.

      All you people pointing to botflies and worms etc. - they prey on humans but don't live their life cycle on a human host. Victims think they are home to bugs, i.e. arthropods that live on or underneath their skin.

  24. Types by JBMcB · · Score: 1

    We do have mites on our skin but, as the article states, there is only one kind that has any sort of effect that you could feel.

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    1. Re:Types by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There are mites in our skin that we aren't expected to feel but sometimes people report feeling them. There is zero evidence of delusion, a simpler explanation would be that in some conditions people might be sensitive to things that are normally unnoticeable.

      If people report something that is objectively true should we really label them delusional just because we don't expect them to know it? Once medical staff decide you're delusional you face an uphill battle to get them to take you seriously about anything.

    2. Re:Types by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      You don't have to have mites to fell like you have them and it doesn't even have to be a psychological reaction. You can simply have a predilection to genetic nerve damage, which will result in misfiring nerve cells, generating what ever sensations they will generate and that can occur any where from the tips of your fingers and toes, all the way up your spinal column and right back to your brain. Suffer nerve damage and that includes genetic replication faults and you can feel all sorts of things. I thing they should see if they can detect false nerve impulses, rather than check for insects and when the find none assume a purely psychological condition. Nerve damage can be very subtle and can make you feel pretty much anything.

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  25. There's only one cure by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    And it's Scientology. I dunno if they can help you with imaginary parasitic bugs, but they say they can help with imaginary parasitic volcano-nuked alien ghosts. They're kind of the same thing, right?

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  26. What about worms? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    https://arstechnica.com/science/2018/06/selfies-show-worm-slithered-through-womans-face-for-2-weeks/

  27. I'll post this anonymously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But I have a close friend, former meth user, who had severe episodes of this while they were using. It appears to be quite common among them.

  28. BugsBugsBugsBugs by hdyoung · · Score: 1

    Bugs Bugs Bugs Bug sBugs Bugs Bugs

    1. Re:BugsBugsBugsBugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you mean BadgersBadgersBadgersBadgers

      https://youtu.be/pzagBTcYsYQ

  29. really fat bug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a fear the White House is crawling with orange Nazis. How do I cure this?

    1. Re:really fat bug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a fear the White House is crawling with orange Nazis. How do I cure this?

      Nothing you can do, folks. Although the Second Amendment people, maybe there is,

  30. Leave autism alone you fucking normie. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Leave autism alone you fucking normie.

  31. Glossed over "worms" by mysidia · · Score: 1

    only two kinds of arthropods actually infest humans: lice and a mite that causes scabies.

    What about worms and leech-like creatures?

    I know someone who had a large calcified structure discovered in their body near a major organ at first thought to be a tumor or aneurysm, that could have been life-threatening; now believed to be the remnants of a past dog tapeworm infection.

    1. Re:Glossed over "worms" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      only two kinds of arthropods actually infest humans: lice and a mite that causes scabies.

      What about worms and leech-like creatures?

      What about them? They aren't arthropods. Arthropods are insects and spiders, crabs and centi-/millipedes. Basically what people call "bugs" (which usually includes not just all insects but spiders, mites, centipedes, biology be damned) and then some. "Feet" with joints are the name-giving feature. Worms and leech-like creatures don't qualify.

  32. Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Centipedes? In MY vagina?
    It's more likely than you think.
    FREE PC CHECK

  33. Not insects, aphids! by chthon · · Score: 1

    With many thanks to Philip K. Dick...

    1. Re:Not insects, aphids! by grungeman · · Score: 1

      An make sure to check your dog for aphids, too!

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    2. Re:Not insects, aphids! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the bike has two gears in front, five in the back-- that's a 10-speed?

      Enjoyed the 'graphic novel' of the movie =)

    3. Re:Not insects, aphids! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I will never check your dog for aphids!

  34. Bugs, bugs, I'm full of bugs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Between my two mobile phones, tens of smart cards in my pockets and the occasional laptop & tablet I curry,
    I have 1000s of bugs controlling my life and my body! HELP!!!

  35. why the strawman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For years, entomologists have insisted that these delusions aren't as rare as psychiatrists and the public may think.

    Any evidence that "psychiatrists and the public" think there are less than 0.027% (pretty low number already) of the latter affected? Oh no, right, it says may.

  36. Re:New Slashdot by johannesg · · Score: 1

    Well, when I'm dealing with code that is infested with bugs all day . . . I sometimes dream about them at night. So I guess that means I'm infested with bugs in my sleep.

    Quite bizarrely, I sometime figure out the problems while I'm dreaming.

    But I also have nightmares, where I am furiously debugging problems in code that doesn't exist . . . a waste of prime dreaming time.

    You seriously need some hobbies that don't involve computers.

  37. Paralysis Ticks (Ixodes holocyclus) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I had about 40 of these little fuckers living on me after walking down through the bush at the back of our house.
    They were tiny. I thought I had some itchy pimples with tiny black heads on me. I was a bit suspicious and my microscope was right on the table so I pulled one of these blackheads off and put it under and saw what it was. Took me a while to classify it as there are all kinds of nasty creepy crawlies that live on humans I discovered when looking into it.
    This article is totally laughable.

  38. arthropods by Iamthecheese · · Score: 2

    That phrasing is kind of weasily, isn't it? Botflies, hundreds of species of worms from eyebrow to foot, flukes, toxoplasma, vampire bats... from the very small to the very large this world is filled with creatures that like to eat people. If someone believes they're infested they need to be taken seriously and given a battery of tests. To do otherwise is foolish in a non-doctor and could well be malpractice for a real doctor. This article does no one good.

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  39. You're NEVER alone by Ginger_Chris · · Score: 1

    You will always have the imaginary bugs to keep you company

  40. Re: New Slashdot by quixos · · Score: 1

    People are stranger. Watch your back.

  41. I know my program has no "bugs" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    APK Hosts File Engine 2.0++ 64-bit for Linux h t t p : / / a p k . i t - m a t e . c o . u k / A P K H o s t s F i l e E n g i n e F o r L i n u x . z i p (remove spaces between characters & d/l).

    Yields more security/speed/reliability/anonymity vs. any SINGLE solution (99% of threats = hostnames vs. IP address that most firewalls use) more efficiently/FASTER + NATIVELY 4 less!

    (Vs. "Bolt on 'MoAr' illogic-logic" competitors slowing you, hosts speed you up 2 ways (adblocks + hardcodes u spend most time @) vs. competition loaded w/ bugs (DNS/AntiVir) + their overheads (messagepass ('souled-out' to advertiser addons) + filtering drivers) & their complexity leads to exploitation).

    * ONLY 1 of its kind in GUI on Linux/BSD!

    (Much better vs. Windows model in speed & efficiency + new "merge" feature)

    APK

    P.S.=> See subject: Neither does my COMPUTER because of it blocking INFESTORS out before they can get to it... apk

    1. Re:I know my program has no "bugs" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop spamming your ineffective security software.

  42. Registered /.ers review of the Win64 model by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your software is just fine - well written, functional... I'm going to continue using the Host File Engine by mmell February 17, 2017

    (APK's work), I've flat out said it's good by BronsCon February 11 2016

    his hosts program is actually pretty good by xenotransplant August 10 2015

    his hosts tool is actually useful for those cases in which one does indeed want to locally block stuff outright while consuming minimum system resources by alexgieg September 25 2015

    I like your host file system by Karmashock September 09 2015

    I do use APK's host file on all my systems at home by OrangeTide December 01 2017

    I personally use a HOSTS file blocker produced from a genius called APK by 110010001000 October 27 2017

    * See subject: Best part's the Linux 64-bit model's faster/more efficient (does 2x the work in 1/2 the time)

    APK

    P.S.=> Enjoy a faster/safer/more reliable internet... apk

  43. Undiagnosed hyperaesthesia, most likely by macraig · · Score: 1

    These people might have heightened sensory responses to normal stimuli, and that can lead to sensations of near constant itching all over, in the instance of tactile nerve response. That's not an invasion of parasites under their skin, it's their own damned brain reacting excessively to nerve signals.

  44. Bad News: We are ALL infected by parasites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're located at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, DC.

  45. A rare delusion. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "these delusions aren't as rare as psychiatrists and the public may think...The first population-based study of the condition's prevalence suggests that about 27 out of a hundred thousand Americans a year have delusions of an infestation. That would mean around 89,000 people in the U.S. right now are plagued by the condition."

    Not trying to be dismissive, but let's not get delusional about the definition of "rare" here. 89,000 out of a population of 300 million is not exactly common.

  46. Re:New Slashdot by kbg · · Score: 1

    Yes I also have those coding dreams. Sometimes I also solve coding problems in my sleep, but worst are the coding nightmares. I will have a statement like x=2+2 and when I debug x in my dream it will have a a value of 5. That is nightmare hell :)

  47. Kleen Green by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you do have something like invisible biting mites then Kleen can help.

  48. Also sand fleas. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (Those who suffer from this delusion will be thanking us forever, for giving them real things to pin their worries on.)

  49. Re:New Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I will have a statement like x=2+2 and when I debug x in my dream it will have a a value of 5. That is nightmare hell

    You can actually use the knowledge that the answer is incorrect to your advantage. When you know that you are dreaming you can use that knowledge to initiate lucid dreaming and basically do whatever you want in your dream.

    Some other things to try in a dream are looking at a clock or flipping a light switch. Different things work for different people, but for lucid dreaming; 10/10, definitely would recommend.

    If interested watch Waking Life;
    https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0243017/

  50. Dear Jealous "Lil' Jowie" (lol) my ac stalker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dear Jealous "Lil' Jowie" my UNIDENTIFIABLE anonymous stalker: U don't own me & I "PWN" u constantly & /.ers disagree https://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=12270314&cid=56840808/ by using FACT like that (you're outnumbered by our peers & OUT-THOUGHT + OUTSMARTED by "yours truly" RUNNING YOU "DRY" (lol) of your 1 PUNY effete wannabe 'weapon', the ABUSED "downmod" which I see you're all outta bullets again (they bounce off me & I just repost saving others your whimp bs you game the EASILY CHEATED "downmoderation system" on /. w/ thru MULTIPLE SOCKPUPPETS you have (everyone KNOWS it goes on - I even have PROOF of it)).

    APK

    P.S.=> Lastly, please - Do GET OVER your mental "delusions of grandeur" as you don't OWN /. (but I truly always DO "pwn" U, lmao, easily)... apk

  51. Magnesium Deficiency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Magnesium Deficiency is a possible cause.
    I had the same feeling and after starting to take Magnesium the feeling went away.

  52. iron deficiency by citylivin · · Score: 1

    I used to go out with a girl who for about 6 months had this problem. Would wake her up at night extremely upset and paranoid.

    The cause was eventually identified, iron deficiency. A few iron IV's later and lots of clams and the feeling went away completely.

    --
    As a potential lottery winner, I totally support tax cuts for the wealthy
  53. horror movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Many horror movies and a few others frequently have some nasty bug going in your ear or visibly moving under your skin. Normally this fear can then manifest in dreams, but quite a few people blur that line and can start thinking that's it's happening in reality.

  54. Incorrect sddition in Smalltalk cartoon by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 2

    Somewhere (likely one of the original two Smalltalk books) there is a cartoon from the development of Smalltalk where the transcript on the screen shows something like "2 + 2" resulting in "3" with the programmer exclaiming something like "It works!". And the implicit notion is that the entire development environment and parser/compiler and Bitblit graphics and class hierarchy and so on is up and running, so what is a little minor (likely easily fixable) math error between friends?

    --
    A 21st century issue: the irony of technologies of abundance in the hands of those still thinking in terms of scarcity.
  55. #MeToo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been suffering from Ekbom's since I was 24. I'm not 27. After doing my own research and gauging the frustrations of various doctors, I came to realize that it really was all in my head - it didn't matter though.

    The brain is a very annoying organ. I know these hallucinations aren't real, but I still feel them nonetheless. The formications are the worst - tactile hallucinations of insects crawling on my skin. Sometimes I get visual hallucinations as well, small dots in my peripheral vision that may be an insect of some sort.

    The strangest thing? Nothing prompted my development of this disorder. I was living a relatively normal post-college wage slave weekend gamer life when it just started happening. I was almost evicted after spraying so much bug spray that my floor was sticky and wet constantly.

    Thus far I have been trying to deal with this myself. It makes itself known when I'm stressed out, or when I see an insect crawling near me. I've moved states to try and get away from bug heavy areas. I will probably never truly be free, but at least I know these things aren't real even as I feel and see them.

    It's nice to see an article about this.

  56. Hinamizawa Syndrome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So Hinamizawa Syndrome is real? Next thing you're gonna tell me that aluminium Christmas trees are a thing.

  57. Could be.... by martinfb · · Score: 1

    I'll bet that at least a significant few of these sufferers have some level of diabetes causing issues.

    --


    Self-importance and self-indulgence is the root of ALL evil.
  58. How Many by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How many are just people who don't quite understand the difference between bacteria and tiny bugs? Because we've got a bit of a microbiome...

  59. They forgot one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its called a Bot fly, it lays its larvae underneath human skin where they feed and finally eat their way through the skin and fly away. Pretty cool huh.

  60. Was once infested with mites as a kid, they itched by DRJR · · Score: 1

    When I was young, ten maybe, I laid beneath an apple tree among high uncut grass in the dark to hide during flashlight tag. When I left, I was covered with hundreds of black spots. The doctor told me hundreds of mites had burrowed into my skin, there was nothing that could be done, but don't worry they will eventually surface in about a week and go away. They itched... a lot. And I was told to not scratch. Other than the creepy factor, all I remember is they really, really itched. So I guess I once had the dubious distinction of actually being infested at one point. Did I mention how they itched?

    --Dave

  61. Everyone Knows What This Feeling Is by PyrousLavawalker · · Score: 1

    Its only a 4th dimensional creature who has latched itself onto your soul. Simple as that.

  62. Re: Was once infested with mites as a kid, they it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Eucalyptus solution - 30% euc oil mixed with 70% ethanol - could have helped with that. Be thankful. Some people never get rid of them. imagine feeling like that for the rest of your life.