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Amazon Wants You To Start a Business To Deliver Its Packages (cnn.com)

If you have $10,000 and want to be your own boss, Amazon has a deal for you. From a report: Starting Thursday, you can apply to start your very own small business, delivering Amazon Prime packages in Amazon branded vans and uniforms. The company wants to help launch small businesses in the United States dedicated to taking its packages on the last step of their journey: from local Amazon sorting centers to the customers who ordered them. It announced the new program on Wednesday at a press event in Seattle.

It's the latest attempt by Amazon to gain greater control of the delivery network at the core of its Prime business, which ships 5 billion packages a year globally. [...] Amazon's new "Delivery Service Partners" and their staff members won't be employed by the tech company. The initial $10,000 costs will go to helping them start an independent business that has to begin with at least five delivery vans and ramp up to 20 vans over an undisclosed period of time.

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  1. Amazon wants you to go broke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Amazon wants you to take all the risk to get into a race to the bottom with other hopefuls in a competition to see who can deliver packages for Amazon for the least possible cost.

    Make no mistake about it, Amazon will dole packages out to the lowest bidder, and the only ones who will make money are those who consider their time to be worthless, thus becoming ex-parte slaves like Uber drivers already are.

    1. Re:Amazon wants you to go broke by barc0001 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      > Make no mistake about it, Amazon will dole packages out to the lowest bidder

      No they won't. That would require additional analysis and work on Amazon's part. What they will do instead is pay per piece at a set rate, and it's up to the companies to figure out how to make money on that. Much easier for Amazon.

    2. Re:Amazon wants you to go broke by hackertourist · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Exactly. And $10k is just the start. You'll also be leasing 5 Amazon-branded vans. Your Amazon contract will say you can't use those vans to deliver packages for anyone else, so Amazon becomes your only customer, and you're fucked if Amazon takes their business to your competition. 5 vans also means you can't start slowly just with 1 van and yourself as the driver, you'll need to get into personnel management, planning etc. All the joys of company ownership.

    3. Re:Amazon wants you to go broke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... thus becoming ex-parte slaves like Uber drivers already are.

      If you want people to have better jobs then go out and create sustainable jobs and qualify more people for them.

    4. Re:Amazon wants you to go broke by jellomizer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is a franchise. Just like many other places you go to.

      If it is profitable for the franchisee then they will go with it, otherwise they will not.

      Uber, was intended to be a part-time job. This is a franchise, it is your own company, you have more options available to you, but being a franchise there are standard you need to meet. Just like a fast food franchise cannot sell their food at a different price, the Amazon Delivery Company cannot charge Amazon too much for shipping.

      What amazon really is doing is mitigating its risk.

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    5. Re:Amazon wants you to go broke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I disagree. My two friends that deliver packages for Amazon make OK money since they're also Lyft and Uber drivers. They typically hold packages until a paying customer gets them near the package destination which can sometimes take days. Customers are happy since they sometimes get packages same day, but pay nothing extra for delivery with Prime.

    6. Re:Amazon wants you to go broke by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No, they want to eliminate the "contractor" risk for themselves and pass it on to you! If you are forced to have a minimum of 5 trucks, you directly can't be an employee of Amazon... and your employees are (in theory) unable to sue Amazon for class status. By keeping it small, it also protects Amazon from saying labor abuses are widespread...

      Saying all that... I have no idea how anyone could possibly break even at that business when paid less than $3/package for delivery. Even at $5/package would seem like a challenge to make money and cover all overhead costs. (The drivers themselves were already fsck'd.)

    7. Re:Amazon wants you to go broke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But if you can build an app that links Amazon packages with Uber riders, you'll be rich!

    8. Re:Amazon wants you to go broke by quicks0rt · · Score: 2

      Except that Amazon is asking YOU to create potentially unsustainable, low-paying jobs and PAY for the "privilege" of doing so, so that they don't have to claim responsibility when shits hit the fan in their direction.

    9. Re: Amazon wants you to go broke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Businesses are started during peaks of hype. New online retailer was profitable in the 90's.
      Your advice is out your ass.

    10. Re: Amazon wants you to go broke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Until someone gets so angry that they take their van to Amazon HQ and blow the place to kingdom come.

    11. Re: Amazon wants you to go broke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And then get sued by both companies.

    12. Re:Amazon wants you to go broke by CanHasDIY · · Score: 2

      What amazon really is doing is transferring its risk.

      FTFY. "Mitigating" implies that the risk diminishes, which isn't happening here - it's just being moved to effect someone else's pocketbook.

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    13. Re:Amazon wants you to go broke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RTFA. the DO allow you to use the vans for other deliveries. sheesh.

      what is with people immediately trashing a new idea, instead of considering the positive aspects? i feel sorry for you.

      you will still be working for "the man" when you're old, and that's when he'll fire you because age discrimination. good luck with that.

    14. Re:Amazon wants you to go broke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative
    15. Re:Amazon wants you to go broke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So not only has Amazon taken over the "SuperMarket goods" marketplace, and bought into the Grocery Store marketplace with their purchase of Whole Foods, but they also have their own product line of "Amazon Essentials" that seeks to undercut the manufacturers and sellers of similar products that are sold ON THEIR WEBSITE, and for which they have MASSIVE amounts of market research data and history in order to see what sells well, and for how much.

      Owning the marketplace AND the means of production? Smell funny to anyone else?

      Oh, and NOW they've made their own delivery company, but they want to offload the actual risk to dumb schmucks.
      Someone needs to step in and break up this gargantuan Trust. If only we had laws forbidding such things.... oh wait...

    16. Re:Amazon wants you to go broke by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      What amazon really is doing is mitigating its risk.

      Known to the trade as externalising the costs.

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    17. Re:Amazon wants you to go broke by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Nah, you organize your business behind an LLC and indemnify all officers and directors and members.

    18. Re:Amazon wants you to go broke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't uber suppose to be a side job? People are stupid to expect to make a full living salary from Uber, or even entry level jobs like Burger King.

    19. Re:Amazon wants you to go broke by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 2

      If you can deliver an average of one package per minute, that's $360,000/year.

      Five trucks, five drivers at $50k, five package routes, and centralized accounting and logistics (divide your overhead by five, just about). Your accounting costs will probably be $5,000, and probably double with five trucks (probably won't nearly double tbh but what the hell?). Your per-truck cost adds onto your per-employee cost--fuel, maintenance, etc.

      $250,000 for employees (including yourself if you drive), $10k for bookkeeping and accounting, $200,000 for fuel, call it half a million dollars in expenses. You need to deliver one package every 3.6 minutes for 8 hours each day, 5 days per week. That's about 16 packages per hour.

    20. Re: Amazon wants you to go broke by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

      like the end of arlington road

    21. Re:Amazon wants you to go broke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love listening to this bluefox faggot cry like a bitch online during work hours pretending to know something about "business" lol. What a fucking moron lol. I bet he sucks cock for the Trump admin rubles.

    22. Re:Amazon wants you to go broke by gnick · · Score: 2

      RTFA. the DO allow you to use the vans for other deliveries. sheesh.

      FTA:

      The partner companies can only deliver Amazon packages from the branded vans, but they're allowed to add their own non-Prime vehicles and pick up work for other companies.

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    23. Re:Amazon wants you to go broke by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 2

      The statistics I have heard make it sound like they limit each driver to 100-120 packages per day, and you aren't allowing for van costs, which would be on the order of $20k per year. I can see ways of making money in specific areas with unique service plans that don't work well right now with the current system, but once you lose control of your package inventory per truck you don't have control of anything.

    24. Re:Amazon wants you to go broke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You forgot van maintenance, van storage, employee training, having extra employees to cover sick, unexpected quits. There is zero money even possible under Amazons scheme.

    25. Re:Amazon wants you to go broke by TrippTDF · · Score: 1

      Additionally, this keeps a union of drivers from forming. You've got hundreds of people managing 20-30 employees, instead of one company with a few thousand employees.

      Also gives Amazon the out to say "we don't pay shit, it's these other companies"

    26. Re:Amazon wants you to go broke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That seems like a pretty unlikely scenario (3.6 minutes a package for 8 solid hours).

      you need to get to the facility (maybe they provide parking, and that is 0 time), and then from the facility to your area (could take a while), then you'd need to have practically 1 package/block for your area, and not need to deal with many suburban areas or office complexes.

      I'd think 7 hours of 10 packages/hour would be more realistic (in most places anyway). it may be doable, but it'd be tight. A decent driver here would cost 35-50k (benefits and salary, maybe more (25k -35k + payroll tax + health)), and earn 51k ($3/package * 70 packages/day * 5 days/week * 49 working weeks/year).

      If you can get 7 decent drivers (I'm sure Amazon wants weekend deliveries too) you may be able to scrape together enough surplus to pay for the vehicles and maintenance and overhead, and clear a little bit for yourself. Maybe.

      I wouldn't sign up to take on 5 vans without big promises on minimums over the next 3 years though.

      Maybe in denser cities with a decent local courier market there's money in it.

    27. Re:Amazon wants you to go broke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they want OTHER people to pay less than minimum wage or improperly hire 'contractors' instead of employees. all that pesky legal red tape and bad publicity.

      fuck it, amazon said. let's pass the buck to some poor schmucks stupid enough to do it while also paying us ten grand each for the privilege.

      what.a.fucking.racket.

    28. Re:Amazon wants you to go broke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any job that wants you to pay them is a scam. They are supposed to pay you. That's why it's a job.

    29. Re:Amazon wants you to go broke by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Any job that wants you to pay them is a scam. They are supposed to pay you. That's why it's a job.

      It's not a job, it's a small business enabling opportunity facilitating entrepreneurs to leverage the gig economy in an agile and internet-centric cloud environment. .

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    30. Re:Amazon wants you to go broke by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      What amazon really is doing is transferring its risk.

      FTFY. "Mitigating" implies that the risk diminishes, which isn't happening here - it's just being moved to effect someone else's pocketbook.

      No, Amazon is mitigating its own risk.

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    31. Re: Amazon wants you to go broke by dhjdhj · · Score: 1

      Youâ(TM)re probably better off buying $10k of Amazon stock!

    32. Re: Amazon wants you to go broke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Winner, winner; chicken dinner

    33. Re:Amazon wants you to go broke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > deliver an average of one package per minute

      Um, with a teleporter?

  2. Translation : Amazon doesn't want to pay delivery by Bradmont · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This really just comes off as an effort to avoid dealing with employment standards for delivery people...

  3. That's...not really your own business. by Pezbian · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you answer to a corporation and not your customers, it's a franchise.

    It's basically Amazon Avon.

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    1. Re: That's...not really your own business. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who farted?

    2. Re: That's...not really your own business. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Drinkypoo

    3. Re:That's...not really your own business. by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      If you answer to a corporation and not your customers, it's a franchise.

      It's basically Amazon Avon.

      Don't forget saturation. Might actually be a decent gig if you are located in a high density area with a lot of Amazon orders and you are the only one within 10-15 miles. But what's to prevent Amazon from setting up 2-3 other franchises, er... "partners", within that same 10-15 mile radius?

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    4. Re:That's...not really your own business. by omnichad · · Score: 1
    5. Re:That's...not really your own business. by rhazz · · Score: 1

      If you answer to a corporation and not your customers...

      Amazon would be the customer in this case since they are now and still will be the ones paying the delivery company for the service.

    6. Re: That's...not really your own business. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so is he going to be the next target for trolls after Crimer?

    7. Re: That's...not really your own business. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Crimer is much smarter.

      Drinkypoo is clearly the TDS troll. When he posts under his sig, no trolling on the article.

    8. Re:That's...not really your own business. by Sir+Holo · · Score: 1

      If you answer to a corporation and not your customers, it's a franchise.

      It's basically Amazon Avon.

      Amazon Survivor(TM) would be a more apt name. Most everybody will lose.

    9. Re: That's...not really your own business. by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Drinkypoo is an old established slashdot regular. Unlike the new crop of snitty anonymous cowards that you are a part of.

      Why don't you anonymous bullies fuck off, like nice little turds.

    10. Re:That's...not really your own business. by jalvarez13 · · Score: 1

      Amavon!

    11. Re: That's...not really your own business. by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      "He who smelt it, dealt it."

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    12. Re:That's...not really your own business. by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

      Sounds more like it's amazon-subway. Subway really screws their franchisees.

      I bet a lot of people will get hurt by this.

    13. Re:That's...not really your own business. by Pezbian · · Score: 1

      I can imagine you're right.

      The thing about Subway is, in my town of like 20,000 people, I can literally stand just outside the Subway at the local Walmart and see the Subway across the parking lot. Plus, were it not for one single tree in the way, I could see the sign for the truck stop a few miles away where there's, you guessed it, another Subway.

      A short trip up the highway from Walmart, there's a building that used to be a Subway, the only Subway in town, that closed down about 10 years before the one in Walmart opened. A block up the road from that, there's the building where a Quizno's Subs used to be. It tanked when there was only one Subway in town (the one in Walmart), long before Quizno's as a company almost tanked.

      The whole thing is baffling.

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  4. It can't be any worse than what they do now by greenwow · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I've ordered several things with promised same day delivery in downtown Seattle for work, and none of made it even next day. The worst was a microwave that took seven days. I talked to the Uber driver that delivered it, and he said it had been in the back of his Jeep since the day we ordered it. My boss was so pissed off about people getting angry with him since we didn't have a microwave that we stopped buying from Amazon completely.

    Now, we pay employees mileage to drive to local stores if you can buy locally. We're spending a lot more time and money because of Amazon's terrible local delivery.

    1. Re:It can't be any worse than what they do now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      sounds more like you or your boss should have complained to amazon, that way amazon knew the uber driver it hired did not meet the expected delivery expectations and received a shipping refund.... Then with that feedback amazon could then stop hiring said uber driver and everyone in your area would benefit.

    2. Re:It can't be any worse than what they do now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I bought a small convection oven, and that took three days for delivery even though I live about 400 yards from their HQ in South Lake Union. Package was abused and two of the three knobs were broken. I tried to return it, but gave-up after a huge hassle since it was just $60. The Amazon driver also parked on top of flowers and a bush infront of my condo building. I got charged by the COA for that damage.

    3. Re:It can't be any worse than what they do now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      > Uber

      And that's the problem. A friend delivers for them since his regular job is from midnight until 8am and has several regular Uber customers that he gives a ride to work on his way home to for basically free since he lives across the street from where they work. He started delivering packages for Amazon to make more money, and he typically leaves packages in the back of his van until a paying job takes him near the delivery address. On one hand, Amazon isn't paying much and customers aren't paying anything extra for delivery with Prime, but on the other hand I think Amazon needs to make sure their packages aren't in someone's car for days before delivery.

    4. Re:It can't be any worse than what they do now by sarren1901 · · Score: 2

      Excuse me, paying prime is paying for shipping. The only reason we(wife and I) keep using the service is because we order that much crap that the S&H would be terrible. So if the person doesn't deliver in a reasonable time and this becomes normal for my "free" two day shipping to turn into "free" whenever it gets here shipping, I'll be better off dropping my prime membership and just paying for shipping.

      Amazon doesn't want me dropping prime, especially since I will likely put more effort into my shopping and other retailers sometimes offer truly free two day shipping. As it is, Amazon isn't always the cheapest and sometimes they only get the sale because I've already invested into their ecosystem with prime.

    5. Re:It can't be any worse than what they do now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My boss was so pissed off about people getting angry with him since we didn't have a microwave that we stopped buying from Amazon completely.

      Now, we pay employees mileage to drive to local stores if you can buy locally. We're spending a lot more time and money because of Amazon's terrible local delivery.

      I'm trying to picture what you do for a living. Deliver freshly microwaved burritos that you source from a nearby Fred Meyer?

    6. Re: It can't be any worse than what they do now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and that took three days for delivery even though I live about 400 yards from their HQ in South Lake Union

      I'm fairly certain amazon ships from their warehouses, not their headquarters.

    7. Re: It can't be any worse than what they do now by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      But then how would Bezos manage to personally ass-floss every pillowcase they sell?

    8. Re:It can't be any worse than what they do now by grahamsz · · Score: 1

      It's frustrating that so much of the gig economy is based around closed ecosystems. If you could coordinate uber, lyft, doordash, amazon, task rabbit and whatever else into a single platform where systems could try and find the best synergy for each employee then you could probably improve earnings, efficiency and pollution quite a bit.

    9. Re:It can't be any worse than what they do now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you could coordinate uber, lyft, doordash, amazon, task rabbit and whatever else into a single platform where systems could try and find the best synergy for each employee then you could probably improve earnings, efficiency and pollution quite a bit.

      Except none of those companies give a fuck about any of those things.

      See, there is only one thing they're maximizing for ... their own profit.

      None of these companies care about the schmucks they've got doing the grunt work, they're just expendable flunkies. They've gone to great lengths to minimize wages, benefits, and distance themselves from being your employer.

      The gig economy means you're some random dude they don't care about, who can get his couple of bucks and piss off, and leave the rest of the money for the corporation.

      None of these companies has interests in consolidating their businesses, improving synergy or wages for the suckers, and certainly not pollution.

      The whole gig economy is a scam of offloading costs to arms-length people who cost you nothing, and can be replaced readily.

      You're fucking delusional if you think otherwise.

    10. Re: It can't be any worse than what they do now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is Jeff Bezos, I think you'd be an excellent candidate for our new "catapult" delivery system. Let me know if your interested.

    11. Re:It can't be any worse than what they do now by greenwow · · Score: 1

      Software, but the company provides free oatmeal and microwave popcorn. People were upset since they went hungry.

    12. Re: It can't be any worse than what they do now by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      I hope the free oatmeal is the plain 'old fashioned' kind. Because that takes three minutes in the microwave, essentially just as quick as any packaged 'instant' oatmeal, and is a much better choice nutrition and price-wise. It's something I am a little fanatical about, I admit. The best brand I have found, low chaff and low price, is WalMart generic.

    13. Re:It can't be any worse than what they do now by grahamsz · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah, i totally understand why they aren't doing it.

      Still there's some hope that europe might force something like that on them.

  5. Lost In Translation by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Since Amazon already uses UPS and the post office today to deliver packages, how is this Amazon "avoiding" anything, other than having a more focused delivery service in some locations that is dedicated to providing good service to Amazon?

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    1. Re: Lost In Translation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because Amazon aren't doing this with the goal of spending MORE money

    2. Re:Lost In Translation by strech · · Score: 4, Informative

      Because these are designed to replace their use of UPS and the post office. I live in the suburbs, close enough to a major city that over the years Amazon deliveries have moved from UPS/USPS to primarily Amazon's delivery people (which are currently Uber-style "contractors") over the last few years. Amazon's delivery people are both obviously cheaper for them and fairly terrible at their job.

    3. Re:Lost In Translation by XXongo · · Score: 1

      Since Amazon already uses UPS and the post office today to deliver packages, how is this Amazon "avoiding" anything,

      They are doing this in order to stop using UPS and the post office/

  6. First my fire tablet, now my entire livelyhood by Binestar · · Score: 1

    First they want to turn my fire tablet into an echo, and now they want me to change careers and become an echo for them? This is outrageous, I will not stand for this, oooh, 2 day shipping.

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    1. Re:First my fire tablet, now my entire livelyhood by mandark1967 · · Score: 1

      First First they they want want to to turn turn my my fire fire tablet tablet into into an an echo echo echo echo, and and now now they they want want me me to to change change careers careers and and become become an an echo echo echo echo for for them them? This This is is outrageous outrageous, I I will will not not stand stand for for this this, oooh oooh, 2 2 day day shipping shipping.

      ftfy

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  7. They want? by thegarbz · · Score: 3, Informative

    Personally I want Slashdot to stop writing stupid headlines like some cheap tabloid rag. Especially since we now have two "Amazon wants" stories in a row.

    1. Re:They want? by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      Amazon wants you to start a business to deliver its packages
      Amazon wants you to turn your Fire tablet into a portable Echo

      Next up:
      Amazon wants you to start sending them your paychecks directly

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    2. Re:They want? by Nidi62 · · Score: 2

      Next up: Amazon wants you to start sending them your paychecks directly

      Don't give them ideas....

      I can see it now. Set up direct deposit with Amazon to have that money credited directly to your account. Use Amazon pantry for grocery/household goods. Pay for Amazon video rentals/purchases. Pay your rent with new Amazon Rents (if you decide to move you can even order/purchase your new home/apartment online!). The only thing better than locking employees into the company town/store is locking in non-employees.

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    3. Re:They want? by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      This would make a great introduction for a parody of Logan's Run mixed with the style of Idiocracy and the concept of Fallout Shelter. All civilization collapses and the only people left are the ones in the Amazon Shelters.

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    4. Re:They want? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amazon wants you to browse their online store with a potato!

  8. Re:Translation : Amazon doesn't want to pay delive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And the Federal regulation of delivery companies that operate across state lines.

  9. Sure, but... by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    thus becoming ex-parte slaves like Uber drivers already are.

    Yeah but at least the income drip is steadier and more reliable.

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    1. Re:Sure, but... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      Well, it estimates you can build up to pull in about $300K annually, even today that's not exactly chump change.

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    2. Re:Sure, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "$300,000 a year in profit running a full-sized fleet of 40 vans and managing 100 employees, according to Amazon"

      You will be earning that money ... that's a decent size small business.

    3. Re:Sure, but... by dj245 · · Score: 0

      Well, it estimates you can build up to pull in about $300K annually, even today that's not exactly chump change.

      Is that sales/revenue? That actually isn't much considering you'll need 20 vehicles to get there. I would be surprised if you could pay yourself a $50k salary on that.

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    4. Re:Sure, but... by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Of course it's not going to be actual profit - if Bezos could turn a 30-fold profit on this he'd be launching the delivery company himself.

    5. Re:Sure, but... by grahamsz · · Score: 1

      Plus i expect you'd need something like $3-4M in revenue to support that.

      Not a horrible rate of return if the work is stable, but you seem like you'd be totally dependent on Amazon to keep the packages and growth coming and you'd really suffer if they slowed down a little.

    6. Re: Sure, but... by Killall+-9+Bash · · Score: 4, Funny

      Citation, please.

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    7. Re:Sure, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or if they decide the USPS wasn't such a bad option after-all.

    8. Re:Sure, but... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Ya, but then you got to spend all that on your employees, vans, etc.

    9. Re:Sure, but... by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      $300k/year on 100 employees is a razor thin margin for a small business. $3000 per employee per year? That's one mistake, one serious problem away from bankruptcy.

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      Moderating "-1, Disagree" is simple censorship. Have the guts to post your opinion.
    10. Re:Sure, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you figure 100 employees? Your crazy. You are probably talking about 1 full time employee per van although maybe 2 if you include temp workers during the holiday season and depending on the size of these vans. 20 vans with 1 driver per van is 20 employees. Not 100. It's probably closer to a million a year in wages not including overhead. Which is probably another 30%. I'm not convinced this will work, but I'm not following the numbers here really. Is this $300,000 in profit a year after taking into account employee wages and the cost of vans/maintenance/training/etc? What is the investment you'd have to make? It sounds like $10,000 is what Amazon is demanding to partake in some sort of program and you'd have to invest in vehicles and training and stuff on top. It sounds like you will have to invest something like a million dollars to get involved ultimately if we're talking new 20 new vans. Maybe more considering it usually takes some time to get off the ground. But maybe you'd be instantly guaranteed work? If so 5 vans used might be a starting investment of $50,000 USD plus another $50,000 for wages and other initial expenses. Maybe more depending on the regulations, insurance, and other things that may be required depending on the market. Maybe higher if you have an area with higher garaging costs.

    11. Re:Sure, but... by gravewax · · Score: 1

      $300k a year for a 100 person business with 40 trucks is barely breaking even and if you had a business of that size only making $300k a year you need to get the fuck out fast while you can.

    12. Re:Sure, but... by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      RTFA. It reported that Amazon said the small business owner could eventually expect to make a profit of $300k per year after growing to 40 vans and 100 employees.

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    13. Re: Sure, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amazingly short sighted post. You lost all credibility when you said 20 trucks = 20 employees. You honestly expect the employee to work 16 hour shifts 7 days a week including holidays. No days off? No sick days? No holidays? No days off for anything? And to only have the vans making deliveries 6.5 hours a day (1.5 to load and other non driving task)? Shame on you for baiting me into replying to such nonsense!

    14. Re: Sure, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Profit is profit. For those less inclined about running a business and making money look up these definitions

      Gross
      Cost of Doing Business (marketing, taxes, wages, consumables, maintenance, training, etc.)
      Net
      Profit
      The end

    15. Re: Sure, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would not be PROFIT. That would be operating cost that would be deducted from gross income to get net income which turns into PROFIT.

    16. Re:Sure, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      would need a lot more than 3-4 million revenue. you have 4-5 million in wages alone. another 2-3 million in asset investment + running costs and depreciation. you are going to want upwards of 6-8million in revenue. that is a piss poor return on investment.

  10. Re:Translation : Amazon doesn't want to pay delive by brian.stinar · · Score: 1

    Would it be better for Amazon to try and increase their costs, by dealing with these employment standards?

  11. Re:Translation : Amazon doesn't want to pay delive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    It is also a way for them to erode their dependence on big carriers (UPS, Fedex, USPS, etc.). The bigger you are, the harder it is to be pushed around. These small independent carriers will be at the mercy of Amazon feeding them a stream of business. Oh, and they will also squeeze the hell out of them, like they do their warehouse workers.

  12. Tossing your packages in the yard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    like a sack of bricks is a requirement for this work

    1. Re:Tossing your packages in the yard by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      Well, what did you expect? You're the one who ordered a sack of bricks from Amazon!

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    2. Re: Tossing your packages in the yard by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Hay, with Prime, it's prime entertainment watching deliverdude haul them across the yard.

      Eventually you have enough to build a brick barbeque, or here in flyover, a backyard trash burner (better than a burn barrel).

  13. So.... by Kierthos · · Score: 5, Informative

    I pay Amazon for the privilege of delivering their packages, under their rules, and I can only use their branded vans (which, no doubt, I have to pay for), and what a great deal, huh? And I'm not even an Amazon employee?

    Okay, here's a slight problem with that.... FedEx Ground already lost that legal battle. They had "contractors" who had to wear FedEx branded uniforms, drive FedEx branded vans (which they had to pay for and were on the hook for all but the simplest maintenance), and could only deliver non-FedEx packages after they finished their deliveries for that day, but (and this is important), according to FedEx, they weren't employees.

    The contractors sued, and won. The judge basically ruled that FedEx was treating them like employees when it benefited FedEx to do so, but for things like health care and 401(k), oh no, they're not employees.

    The judge was not amused.

    So, I don't see this going the way Amazon thinks it will.

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    1. Re:So.... by Pinky's+Brain · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Amazon is putting a small twist on it, by making it a minimum 5 man company instead of dealing with 1 man companies.

      It's a smart scheme, but I hope the judges remain unamused.

    2. Re:So.... by JeffOwl · · Score: 2

      FedEx has not ended the use of contractors for delivery. They have changed the way the implement the program. What Amazon is doing here is actually similar to what FedEx is doing. The biggest change is that they are requiring contractors to set up a business with multiple vehicles and drivers.

    3. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. If they require the delivery contractor to incorporate and hire staff then they may very well avoid the direct individual contracting that was ruled to be employment. There likely isn't any law relating to a corporation having a single client that dictates their business requirements.

      Still hope if fails.

    4. Re:So.... by stephanruby · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's why Amazon wants you to buy 5 vans (at the minimum) and 5 sets of uniforms instead of just 1 van and 1 set of uniform. In other words, your delivery people don't need to be independent, they can be YOUR employees.

      So if someone gets sued, you get sued, not Amazon. Or if someone goes belly up, you go belly up, not Amazon. In other word, they found a loophole around the FedEx dilemna.

    5. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $ee, the problem$ with your line of thinking are $imple. There'$ another factor at play here.

      While Fedex i$ a fairly large company, they don't carry anywhere near the $ame clout and level of $ucce$$ that Amazon ha$.

      $o, thi$ will ultimately come down to a deci$ion by a judge who i$ clearly not ea$ily influenced. There'$ no way that $omeone in that po$ition could be compromi$ed, right?

      I mean, after all, thi$ i$ America, ba$tion of moral $uperiority, right?

    6. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait till August 1st and the now ultra right wing Supreme Court gets to decide this.

  14. Amazon has a 824 billion dollar market cap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    They can afford to employ its own workers and vans.

    1. Re:Amazon has a 824 billion dollar market cap by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      Can they really afford it? I mean, they're already replacing warehouse workers with expensive robots just to stay profitable!

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    2. Re: Amazon has a 824 billion dollar market cap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a multilevel fad.

    3. Re: Amazon has a 824 billion dollar market cap by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Some would say they reached that market cap by not pandering to a delivery staff.

  15. Re:Translation : Amazon doesn't want to pay delive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes

  16. $10,000 for 5 vans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good luck with that...

  17. Don't let companies do this by Pinky's+Brain · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you're driving around with their branding and they set your hours, they're your boss. The pretence that the drivers are independent contractors is just an end run around labour regulations.

    1. Re:Don't let companies do this by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      If you're driving around with their branding and they set your hours, they're your boss. The pretence that the drivers are independent contractors is just an end run around labour regulations.

      Exactly. Except here Amazon tries to do it not by calling people "independent contractors", but "independent small business".

      Thus, every interaction Amazon has would be between business to business, and it's up to your new small business to pay you and your taxes properly.

      It's a clever workaround...

    2. Re:Don't let companies do this by omnichad · · Score: 1

      The pretence that the drivers are independent contractors is just an end run around labour regulations.

      Probably more like an end run around sales tax nexus. If these delivery businesses are based in states where Amazon doesn't have warehouses directly, then they still wouldn't have to collect and remit sales taxes for those customers.

    3. Re:Don't let companies do this by rhazz · · Score: 1

      The pretence that the drivers are independent contractors is just an end run around labour regulations.

      From TFA:

      Drivers will be full-time workers instead of contractors, and Amazon will require business owners to give them paid time off and other benefits.

    4. Re:Don't let companies do this by grahamsz · · Score: 1

      It's no different from a subway franchise in that regard. Or really a fedex franchise.

  18. No thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "The business owners will be able to make as much as $300,000 a year in profit running a full-sized fleet of 40 vans and managing 100 employees, according to Amazon. They'll be plugged into Amazon's software, which will determine where the drivers go."

    Manage and maintain 40 vans, employ 100 people and the over head that goes with it and all you get is $300k a year?

    1. Re:No thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "business owners" meaning Bezos gets an add'l $300k for each sucker that bites.

    2. Re:No thanks by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Maybe that profit is on top of your salary that you pay yourself, but I doubt that.

    3. Re:No thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL exactly. Can you imagine doing that much work for only 300K? You'd need several million in capital to get started. Where are they going to find someone with that kind of resources who would be stupid enough to take this deal? Hilarious.

    4. Re:No thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why bother posting if all you're going to do is make things up?

    5. Re:No thanks by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Nobody has access to the info without signing an NDA, I'm sure. It's speculation on everyone's part - I'm no different.

  19. Gig-based package delivery? by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1, Informative

    No thanks. Not interested. FedEx, UPS, USPS have earned my respect for the quality of their delivery. I have little confidence in Amazon digging up someone who wants to deliver packages. I once had a package delivered by a gig-based delivery service, and it did not result in a good experience. http://nymag.com/selectall/201...

    1. Re:Gig-based package delivery? by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      Amazon thought they were paying too much to FedEx and UPS (and probably USPS as well) for shipping, so they decided to hire their own drivers and "cut out the middle man". But it turns out that managing a delivery service is hard work, unless you want your delivery people to suck and your customers to constantly complain about it.

      So now they're basically trying to lure unsuspecting people into subsidizing Amazon's delivery costs. I'm sure some desperate fools will fall for it...

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    2. Re:Gig-based package delivery? by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1

      ... I once had a package delivered by a gig-based delivery service, and it did not result in a good experience...

      I forgot to add...

      .
      I only had that bad experience once because I stopped buying stuff from the online store that used that gig-based delivery service.

  20. Just what we need... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... more crappy amazon delivery services

  21. Is it really a good idea to only have 1 customer? by RobinH · · Score: 1

    If you only have one customer, you have no leverage. You're an employee with none of the benefits of being an employee. Ideally no customer should be more than a 3rd of your business, to reduce the risk of them taking that business away.

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  22. Trump worshiped as a god by an Indian villager by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAEP-FhFGmA

  23. Amazon is going to multilevel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So Amazon is going to shed its jobs making other people assume their business risks... How nobody saw that comming?

  24. No obligations by sjbe · · Score: 1, Informative

    Amazon will dole packages out to the lowest bidder, and the only ones who will make money are those who consider their time to be worthless, thus becoming ex-parte slaves like Uber drivers already are.

    "Slaves"? Really? Slave sort of implies you cannot quit and go do something else. Uber drivers aren't slaves either. Just because they are willing to working for crap wages doesn't mean they are obligated to continue to do so.

    In reality Amazon will not be taking bids. They will set a flat rate (which will be aggressively cheap) and conditions to ensure service quality and it's up to the delivery company to make a profit. Honestly I have trouble seeing this working out well with high quality service but maybe they'll figure it out.

    1. Re:No obligations by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Amazon also uses FedEx for two-day delivery. All of FedEx's drivers are independent contractors that own/lease their own vehicles. The question is whether Amazon's package load is high enough to cut out the middle man. It probably is.

    2. Re: No obligations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What you ll see is an up tick in drivers relieving themselves on your lawn to save time.

    3. Re:No obligations by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      It sounds like Amazon will be providing equipment for planning routes and all...like UPS and the other big boys have, to help make delivering efficient and help save fuel costs...that should help.

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    4. Re: No obligations by Sejus · · Score: 1, Redundant

      If you die or go homeless because Uber has monopolized taxi then you have no choice. And that's slavery, you moron.

      No, no its still not.

    5. Re:No obligations by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      In reality Amazon will not be taking bids. They will set a flat rate (which will be aggressively cheap) and conditions to ensure service quality and it's up to the delivery company to make a profit. Honestly I have trouble seeing this working out well with high quality service but maybe they'll figure it out.

      They don't have high-quality service now, so I don't think they really care. I've ended up randomly with probably a hundred bucks of random stuff at my house that was misdelivered to me instead of to people with a similar house number half a mile away. Each time, I call or email Amazon and complain and tell them to pick it up and deliver it right by the end of the week or I'll dispose of the package. They used to say, "We'll take care of it" and then never show up. Now, they just say "dispose of it, donate it, do whatever you want with it; we've already reshipped." I think they got tired of me complaining.

      If Amazon spent even just a little bit more effort, they would get much better results. I mean, the house number is written on the curb. All they have to do is look at it and see that it doesn't match, then go to a posted map a block away, find the right location, and go there. Instead, they drop twenty or thirty or fifty bucks worth of random crap on an unsuspecting person. To save five cents worth of gasoline, they burn a thousand times that much in lost goods. And this happens several times per year. That just can't be cost-effective.

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    6. Re:No obligations by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      They don't have high-quality service now, so I don't think they really care. I've ended up randomly with probably a hundred bucks of random stuff at my house that was misdelivered to me instead of to people with a similar house number half a mile away.

      They scan the barcode at the point of delivery and use GPS to confirm the address is correct. I haven't has a misdelivery in years.

    7. Re: No obligations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. Submitting ac because I'm a FedEx express driver, who are employees of FedEx Express, not part of that clusterf that is FedEx ground/home delivery.

    8. Re:No obligations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It isn't even indenture-ship , which to this day isn't really considered slavery.

      Have you heard of an uber driver being hauled back to his car, because he didn't want to work a 16 hour day -- to pay off uber debt? How about being beaten, thrown in jail, and the like?

      Slavery. Pfft. Contractually legal less than 100 years ago, in most commonwealth nations. Don't believe? Google "Home Children", often orphans, sent to Canada, Australia, under indentured contract to work on farms until 18. Many were treated well, others?

      Some died working in horrid conditions.

      And this is nothing, compared to what racial slavery entailed.

      But yeah -- blather on about someone working in slavery, on a job they can literally walk away from. Let's not make light of things, OK?

    9. Re:No obligations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It sounds like a local issue with a deliver driver/company/whatever.

      Here, the 'dhl' guy is sub-contracted out to some weird guy in a van. Packages that are slated for 2 day deliver, often take two weeks.

      I've complained to amazon, because you don't get to choose who delivers what -- but same deal. They aren't streamlined for individual complaints, you cant' talk to anyone that knows anything, it's all rote and read responses from the computer.

      So, every few weeks -- a package comes with 'guaranteed' 2 day deliver, and then I'll end up getting a shipping refund.

      Amazon has really gone down hill in terms of customer support/service in some respects. Sure, they give me a refund -- but I have to ask for the refund, take the time to do it, and keep an eye on tracking. But for them?

      It's probably cheaper to have 0.00001% of packages refunded for shipping, than deal with tracking down specific issues.

    10. Re:No obligations by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      They scan the barcode at the point of delivery and use GPS to confirm the address is correct. I haven't has a misdelivery in years.

      Unfortunately, that doesn't always work in practice. In my case, my street address is the same as the address where they were supposed to have delivered those packages. However, that street address is the address of a mobile home park with a thousand spaces, the space numbers are non-consecutive, and the space number they are trying to deliver to is half a mile away from where they actually delivered it.

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  25. I have an idea for Amazon... by toonces33 · · Score: 1

    They can use automated T-shirt cannons that automatically load and fire. The driver just does a slow drive-by, and fires the packages at the front door.

    1. Re:I have an idea for Amazon... by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      That's fine if they're delivering T-Shirts, but once they start delivering bowling balls, you have a WAR on your hands.

  26. Re:Translation : Amazon doesn't want to pay delive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yep it would, if many citizens promised Bezos a bullet-in-the-head for slave-labor behavior. Violence truly quickens the mind. Kinda like Uber-beavers, removing a living-wage from Taxi drivers. Where is the mafia when we really need them.

  27. Re:Is it really a good idea to only have 1 custome by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    Just run a parallel pot delivery service with the vans. Don't tell Amazon.

    It's insane on its face. Nobody that signs up will be 'strictly complying' with the contract terms. Especially once Amazon sets up many of these services in all metro areas and starts making them bid on the deliveries.

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  28. Re:Translation : Amazon doesn't want to pay delive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not in this case. They want you to be employing other people. You start with at least 5 delivery vans that has to be ramped up to 20 over a set time period (details probably negotiated?) and would be managing employees. You (or rather your new company) would have to provide wages and benefits for your employees.

    So basically, what Amazon appears to be going for is a franchise-type scenario.

  29. You don't have a choice by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    if you live in the blasted out ruins of the rust belt. You take whatever work you can to get enough money for food and rent (well, food _or_ rent). Folks don't realize how bad it is in large swaths of American. We're just shy of a second world country. Maybe 1.5?

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    1. Re: You don't have a choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure Trump is intent on selling us out to Russia or China, he's just waiting for the right bid.

    2. Re:You don't have a choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you should apply to the Bureau of Relocation for a Interstate Movement Permit.

    3. Re: You don't have a choice by Kaenneth · · Score: 1
    4. Re:You don't have a choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, that might be your liberal, urban hellhole, but out here we're paying illegals because everyone who's here legally is either already working or a welfare queen. There's plenty of employment available.
      .

    5. Re: You don't have a choice by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      You live on the coast and don't know jack shit about the rest of the country. Which is fine , because we want you to stay there.

  30. Not sustainable by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 3, Informative

    I'm really beginning to seriously think that this whole culture of 'everything delivered to your door' just isn't sustainable -- and perhaps not healthy, either. People are lazy and fat enough as-is without there being more conveniences to give them more excuses to not get off the couch and move around, and also more excuses to not interact with their fellow human beings. I think many of the social problems we're having these days are exacerbated by people being more and more socially-avoidant, and their fellow human beings becoming more and more an abstraction instead of fully 'three-dimensional' beings.

    1. Re:Not sustainable by hipp5 · · Score: 1

      I'm really beginning to seriously think that this whole culture of 'everything delivered to your door' just isn't sustainable -- and perhaps not healthy, either. People are lazy and fat enough as-is without there being more conveniences to give them more excuses to not get off the couch and move around

      From a environmental perspective it's probably more sustainable having highly-optimized delivery routes than having people each drive their own vehicle out to Walmart. Also, if our idea of exercise is walking around Walmart, we're already f**ked.

    2. Re:Not sustainable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But then you would have to deal with the general public and who wants to do that?

    3. Re:Not sustainable by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

      Maybe if the 'general public' dealt with the 'general public' more often, we might have fewer social problems overall.

    4. Re:Not sustainable by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Instead we have a bunch of people driving their own vehicles to do the delivery. And there isn't any optimization of routes - Amazon just gives you a bunch of packages in the same general area and says "you figure it out".

  31. Let me choose who delivers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would like Amazon let me choose who delivers my packages. For my area, UPS is only compelent delivery company in my area. I would gladly pay extra to let me deliver my packages rather than Fedex or USPS.

  32. Amazon Prime Burglars... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Personalized just for you.

  33. Just avoiding the employer health mandate by RhettLivingston · · Score: 2

    This is just a creative attempt to avoid providing health benefits or paying the $2-3K per employee for not doing so. In the end, it moves the cost of the health of most of these employees to other tax payers - in effect, providing a huge government subsidy to Amazon in the form of health care for the employees they require.

    As long as the (essentially) franchises keep their employee count under 50, none of them will have to provide insurance. At the same time, Amazon will probably brag at how they are promoting small business development.

    Employers should be required to pay the cost of living for the employees they require to do business and health is a critical part of that. If they don't, their profits are coming from the fact that the government is partially paying for the employees necessary to make those profits.

    1. Re:Just avoiding the employer health mandate by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      No mod points today, but you nailed it.

    2. Re:Just avoiding the employer health mandate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your fantasy sounds like fun, but the article specifically states they'll be employees.

    3. Re:Just avoiding the employer health mandate by RhettLivingston · · Score: 1

      Yes, they will be employees of the small business, and they will have benefits. Amazon's site specifically says that they will require the companies to offer the employees paid time off.

      But health insurance was not mentioned, and a company with less than 50 employees does not have to give health benefits much less health benefits meeting the minimum standards. So, as long as these companies stay under 50 employees, the small businesses are clear of the requirement. Amazon is clear too because they are not Amazon employees.

      It is interesting then that Amazon's final goal for the companies was as much as 40 vans. So 40 drivers plus a few support people. Their minimum goal after the initial five vans is 20. That could also end up at 40 drivers if you push them to two shifts and be more cost effective. A lot lines up. These businesses would be foolhardy to expand beyond 49 unless they have found higher profit business to accompany the Amazon business.

  34. Exploitation economy 2.0! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Also known as, 'We can no longer exploit the USPS, so we are recruiting dumbasses like you for exploitation!'

    No thanks, Jeff!

  35. Terrible business idea by Solandri · · Score: 5, Insightful
    From TFA:

    The business owners will be able to make as much as $300,000 a year in profit running a full-sized fleet of 40 vans and managing 100 employees, according to Amazon.

    That works out to a profit margin (net income) of just $3000/yr per employee.

    Most businesses have a net income per employee of tens of thousands of dollars ($28k/yr average for the fortune 500), with the best ones pulling in well over $100,000/yr per employee. Most of the companies with a net income per employee below $10,000/yr are huge corporations who gain economic stability from having 100,000+ employees (erratic performance by a single employee does not affect their bottom line much), and are able to leverage economies of scale to turn those meager profit margins into something worth doing.

    If you take up Amazon's offer, you're basically dead meat. Especially since you're in the precarious position of only having a single customer, and have no leverage to negotiate prices - you either accept what Amazon says they'll pay you or they'll bankrupt you overnight. This is basically Amazon outsourcing the delivery business, where they take the lion's share of the profit for themselves, while offloading all the risk (fewer deliveries due to an economic downturn) onto the poor schmucks who took out loans to buy all those delivery vans and have to pay payroll and unemployment regardless of how poorly business goes.

    1. Re:Terrible business idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If you have 100 employees you will be subject to the stuff they are trying to get out of :O

      Is that before or after you find someplace to PARK 40 vans?

      And that will be MILLIONS of packages to deliver that YOU can do more efficiently than UPS can, sure I see no issue there !

      100 packages per day per van, you have MILLIONS in payroll alone to cover!

      If you can do all that cheaper than UPS/Fedex, forget Amazon and start your own company to deliver for everyone.

    2. Re:Terrible business idea by Whorhay · · Score: 2

      I was curious as to how much UPS makes per employee and it looks like for 2017 it was around $16,500 per employee at the very best. So the profit margins on package delivery already look pretty slim even when operating at the largest of scales, they have 454,000+ employees. This is definitely looking like a horrible idea for anyone looking to start their own business.

    3. Re:Terrible business idea by gravewax · · Score: 1

      basically for that size business $300k means you are barely breaking even and are on the edge of going under for any slight hiccup. For the millions you will have to have invested for a business of that size this is a business venture that is planning for failure right from the get go.

    4. Re:Terrible business idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well of course it's a horrible idea, otherwise people would start these businesses on their own without Amazon begging them to.

      It's not like there's a shortage of such businesses, either. Amazon could use any number of existing companies. The only reason not to is because you want to pay less to these new enterprises than you would have to pay any existing enterprise.

  36. Bleh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A large company is attempting to exploit relaxed rules for small businesses.

    This will work cheaply for Amazon until it doesn't, then they'll move on to the next scheme. Meanwhile, the "independent businesses" that are clients of Amazon will be screwed.

  37. Trump by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder if this is a cheap shot at Trump. You(Trump) make it more expensive for me(Brezos) I will put the hurt on the Postal Service.

    1. Re:Trump by Nidi62 · · Score: 0

      I wonder if this is a cheap shot at Trump. You(Trump) make it more expensive for me(Brezos) I will put the hurt on the Postal Service.

      Except the Republicans would love the USPS to go under (they've been trying to do it for years) so they can replace it with a private, for profit corporation.

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    2. Re:Trump by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      postal service: delivers to all citizens of the US, because they're citizens.

      fedex: delivers to everyone EXCEPT those who live far away, down dirt roads, in the woods, difficult to reach the last mile, etc.

      privatization = inequality

    3. Re:Trump by nospam007 · · Score: 1

      "I wonder if this is a cheap shot at Trump."

      I disagree. I'd call it an expensive shot.

  38. Re:Translation : Amazon doesn't want to pay delive by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 1

    At least in some states, I predict that they will run afoul of independent contractor v. employee rules. That said, there is a lot of this sort of thing in the trucking business.

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  39. Transfering risk, not mitigating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Amazon is transfering risk, not mitigating it. You eat ALL of the risk. You can't use the vans to deliver other things. You can't use the employees to deliver other things, unless your drivers change. You eat all of the liability, and you get screwed if the market changes. At best, you luck into a market with no competition and get some positive cashflow. Most likely, you get some "profit" in the tax value of the depreciation of the vehicles. Your only leverage is the "fuck you" right before pickup, if you have any at all.

    1. Re:Transfering risk, not mitigating by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      That is the same as with any other Franchise.

      However if you wanted to start a local delivery business, Doing this with Amazon at least means you will have a paying customer (Amazon) .

      If you are clever and you want to deliver other things, you can just get a big magnet to put over the Amazon logo, and put yours on it. And just give your workers a change of shirt, or a vest to put over the shirt.

      All that being said, Having Amazon as your only customer is probably really good for a small shipping company. Being otherwise you will need to Compete against USPS, UPS, FedEx and DHL.

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    2. Re:Transfering risk, not mitigating by butchersong · · Score: 1

      They state that you can use the vans for other business activity

    3. Re:Transfering risk, not mitigating by Altus · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Aren't most franchises based on areas. Like I cant start a McDonalds franchise across the street from your established store because they don't allow that. Will Amazon provide any protection to people who buy into this franchise like limiting the number of them in a given metro area?

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    4. Re:Transfering risk, not mitigating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes they do! And in fact, I have one -- rent.

      My drivers will need a place to sleep, eat, and live. My vans will come with all manner of rentable equipment, equipment I will lease to drivers, such as a compostable toilet, a small bumper gas grill, and roof-rack water tank + shower, and more!

      They can work in the van by day, and their home can go with them!

  40. Have $10K? Talk to Chik-Fil-A instead. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    That's all that's required to start a franchise with them.

    1. Re: Have $10K? Talk to Chik-Fil-A instead. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You also have to be christian and meet a few other demands.

    2. Re: Have $10K? Talk to Chik-Fil-A instead. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No you don't. You just have to pretend to be Christian. You don't have to go to church, much less follow any of the teachings of the guy formerly known as Christ. Hell
      It works for the President.

      Just think of all the PR photos of the church at Mara Lago. Oh wait, no church, no refractory, no shrine. No sign of the cross at all, aside from whatever double crosses are going on.

  41. Suckers bet ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The initial $10,000 costs will go to helping them start an independent business that has to begin with at least five delivery vans and ramp up to 20 vans over an undisclosed period of time.

    If you think $10 K is going to get you anywhere near that, you're a fool.

    Once again, a large multinational is 'innovating' by offloading costs to unsuspecting chumps who will do the work, take all the risk, and likely lose their shirts.

    I think you'd have to be a fool to think a $10K investment is going to get you anywhere near 5 vans ramping up to 20.

    I predict the suckers Amazon signs up for this will be the getting pretty royally screwed over.

  42. Good idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Once you're a business, you're a Golden Boy to Congress and the Supreme Court. They will, ahem, "service" you royally.

  43. Nice try, Amazon by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

    I'm not falling for it. If I had $10,000, I'd buy an eight-ball and head to Vegas. Hit up the blackjack tables, maybe see a show. Go to the Palomino Club and try to catch a venereal disease. At least I'd have some good memories when it was over. Those poor dudes who deliver Amazon parcels to my house look miserable.

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    1. Re:Nice try, Amazon by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      Maybe they already have a venereal disease...

  44. mmmmNNooo.... by gDLL · · Score: 0

    Liberal ideology is personal freedom which includes both economic and moral. Read Adam Smith and Mill.

    What you are talking about is called: Socialism.
    br No word stealing, ok comrades ?

    1. Re:mmmmNNooo.... by Killall+-9+Bash · · Score: 2

      I think you have liberalism confused with libertarianism.

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    2. Re:mmmmNNooo.... by stephenmac7 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      No, he's complaining about the shift in usage of the world itself: liberalism. From an article on the matter:

      Liberalism has become one of the most widely misused and abused words in the American political lexicon. It represents, some say, politically “progressive thought,” based on the goal of “social justice” through greater “distributive justice” for all. Others declare it represents moral relativism, political paternalism, governmental license, and just another word for “socialism.” Lost in all of this is that fact that historically “liberalism” originally meant, and continues to mean for some, individual freedom, private property, free enterprise and impartial rule of law under constitutionally limited government.

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    3. Re:mmmmNNooo.... by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Socialism is based around social ownership. Places like Norway and Iceland have strong privately-owned corporations, factor regulation, and product market deregulation. Basically, government. At the same time, they have strong government services and social insurances.

      Democratic Socialism would be something like having all employees have equal voting share holding in all businesses, whereas private ownership requires you to buy shares. Credit unions are a democratic socialist type of institution, with each member owning a share in the union based on the money deposited, although that's sort of like private ownership where every member of the union is an equity partner instead of an equal partner.

      Classical socialism, of course, involves the state owning everything. Single-payer healthcare with the Government owning and operating all medical practices and hospitals would be an example of a socialized healthcare system.

      I favor state service covering the gap, such as by a private healthcare market, regulations around healthcare and around worker's rights (such as healthcare as a regulated benefit), and a Federal Health Insurer supplying health insurance to the uninsured. Obviously, a free market capitalism society tries to turn this socialist because employers would just try to not provide healthcare and shift the cost to the taxpayer, so you have regulation about what they need to supply and how they and the employee are taxed (e.g. payroll tax and wage tax at the same rate as the respective costs if the employee took the employer's basic healthcare) to remove the incentive.

      Nationalization of a service by covering the gap from which the industry cannot profit at reasonable cost makes sense. Nationalization of an entire industry not so much. Socialization only makes sense when private industry, for technical reasons, cannot supply service efficiently (this only happens when you have a Prisoner's Dilemma issue: A and B can act independently, and the overall-optimal results are when A and B both take action X, but if A does X and B does Y then A incurs great cost and B incurs great profit, so both take action Y and achieve sub-optimal results). Usually, you can resolve that by regulation rather than socialization.

    4. Re:mmmmNNooo.... by hazardPPP · · Score: 1

      Democratic Socialism would be something like having all employees have equal voting share holding in all businesses, whereas private ownership requires you to buy shares.

      Classical socialism, of course, involves the state owning everything.

      You've jumbled things up a bit. Yes, classical socialism involves social/common - in practice, by the state - ownership of the means of production. It also however involves a "dictatorship of the proleteriat", i.e. one-party rule by a vanguard party of the ruling class which will establish first socialism, and then, via socialism, slowly transition to a classless society, thus achieving communism.

      "Democratic socialism" means social i.e. state ownership of the means of production, but a political democracy - so no one-party, dictatorship of the proleteriat stuff, we have a real democracy where people meaningfully vote and get to decide what the state does with those means of production it controls. It's still a planned economy but people get to vote on the plan, basically. Note that this is different from "social democracy", which what you described in your first paragraph (Norway etc.), which means a mixed (state and private ownership) market economy that is extensively regulated and where there is a large state-funded social safety net. To play around with the words of Dubek, social democracy is "capitalism with a human face" whereas democratic socialism is "socialism with a human face".

      What you have described as democratic socialism is in fact called worker's self-management and was the official ideology of communist Yugoslavia from about the late 1950s/early 1960s (with major reforms resulting in the 1970s) to its demise in the 1990s. Under this ideology, previously state-owned and controlled socialist enterprises where restructured as "Organizations of United Labour" (OUR in Serbo-Croatian) run by workers' councils and not by the state/Communist Party (though the two retained a large influence, especially in large and important companies). Even some public institutions (hospitals, universities, etc.) were reorganized into OURs. Btw, the system still wasn't democratic - political power was still monopolized by the Communist Party (officially no longer a political "party" but instead a "union" or "league"), so it definitely wasn't democratic socialism. Interestingly, OURization brought in a large degree of market competition and quasi-competition into the system, as, theoretically, these were all companies set up independently by workers and were not co-ordinated by the state/party. In practice, it was a heavily-regulated quasi-market economy with a huge dose of government intervention, and OURs essentially could not go bankrupt. In the end, both an actual capitalist market economy, as well as a classical planned socialist economy, were more efficient.

    5. Re:mmmmNNooo.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "free enterprise and impartial rule of law under constitutionally limited government."

      No. No lolberal believes in limiting government.

    6. Re:mmmmNNooo.... by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      It also however involves a "dictatorship of the proleteriat", i.e. one-party rule by a vanguard party of the ruling class which will establish first socialism, and then, via socialism, slowly transition to a classless society, thus achieving communism.

      Politburo will never give up power. It will only transition to new hands as people learn to cheat the system. All economics is based around economy: people seek to expend the least means and gain the most ends. We call it financial sense, efficiency, productivity, greed, whatever; it's all the same thing.

      Regulation ensures control over those behaviors so they produce the outcomes we call "efficiency" and "productivity" instead of the ones we call "greed". Likewise, proper social services, collective risk sharing, and other economic programs maximize efficiency.

      Centralization attempts to eliminate market inefficiency: we get all these gains by uncoordinated economic actors wadding things together and exterminating each other (while trying to cheat); by focusing on societal outcomes instead of personal gain, we use that effort to improve efficiency instead of wasting it on competition. Unfortunately, we don't have any way to measure societal outcomes before implementation. We don't even have a way to define societal outcomes before implementation: your stupid selfie stick bullshit turned out to be something a bunch of people liked and wanted, and any reasonable central planner would have done something more-interesting...to politburo.

      The eventual discrediting of socialism came from the recognition that a market is a huge, self-constructed (that is: efficiently-constructed) computer processing market data. That data grows exponentially with linear resource growth, so you can't get ahead of the curve unless resource usage is also the computation of optimal resource usage (= market). The free market model doesn't produce optimal results; the regulated free market produces more-optimal results; central planning does even worse than the unregulated free market. It's not perfect; it's just the best we have.

      Note that this is different from "social democracy", which what you described in your first paragraph (Norway etc.), which means a mixed (state and private ownership) market economy that is extensively regulated and where there is a large state-funded social safety net.

      Essentially, yes. I'm the current President of Nordic Model USA, a Social Democracy think tank and lobbying organization that seeks to bring this type of system to the United States. I'm the President because...I'm still working on the LLC filing (this organization is my back-up plan after this week's election). Part of the official policy is opposition of privatization (government service becomes private) and socialization (government takes over an industry) and support of nationalization (government fills the gap with a government-run service, as opposed to contracting with private services). That means privatization and socialization are okay if nationalization and regulation cannot achieve acceptable ends; whereas nationalization and regulation are okay if they aren't expected to produce specifically worse outcomes.

      We can actually beat Norway's effectiveness with low taxes. I don't expect any tax increases in my short-term plans--which entirely eliminate homelessness and hunger, and probably recessions--and the long-term goal is something like 8% effective tax rate on the middle class and 25% on the highest income earners (although it might fall closer to 30%). Those tax rates are secondary: services first, efficiency first, fiscal responsibility first, and achieving this should create an enormous surplus which requires tax system rebalancing.

      I have, as well, designed a tax strategy which allows us to essentially pick a structural progressive tax curve and set the rate. That means raising the rate by 25% (e.g. 40% to 50%) raises it by 25% on everyone: low-in

    7. Re:mmmmNNooo.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are also very homogenous societies.

  45. Why are they making 1099's use uniforms? much less by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    Why are they making 1099's use uniforms? much less buy them? That should make them employees?

  46. Fedex got sued for doing this to drivers your own by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    Fedex got sued for doing this to drivers your own boss?? no fedex has a lot of control and you have to buy / rent all of there stuff to work for them.

  47. USPS would be cheaper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Amazon delivering packages to the local USPS office, and then the mailman deliver the package the next day, seems like the cheap way to deliver packages, albeit slowly. Even, if Amazon has to loan USPS a bigger truck.

  48. McDonald's has some legal issues franchisees. by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    McDonald's has some legal issues with the level of control over the franchisees. So this seems like it will get to the same point.

  49. Pitting the labor force against itself..... by acvh · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So instead of relying on existing methods of delivery, UPS, USPS, FedEx, they want to get individuals involved. What that really means is that reasonably well paying jobs with delivery companies decrease in number, while poor schmucks in debt to Amazon increase.

    This is happening throughout the US labor landscape. It's one of the reasons labor unions came into existence way back when. Unfortunately "union" is now treated as an expletive, and the very people that unions can help most are the ones who object to them most strongly.

    But don't forget that UPS drivers are Teamsters, and won't take kindly to a bunch of amateurs taking a bite out of their livelihoods.

    1. Re:Pitting the labor force against itself..... by Sir+Holo · · Score: 1

      But don't forget that UPS drivers are Teamsters, and won't take kindly to a bunch of amateurs taking a bite out of their livelihoods.

      Teamsters do not mess around. Amazon is powerful, but so are the Teamsters.

      A week-long strike of Amazon deliveries would put a dent in Amazon's reputation for already bad customer service and unfulfilled promises of next-day delivery, etc.

    2. Re:Pitting the labor force against itself..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amazon have a fantastic reputation. People will blame the drivers, not Amazon, if there's a week-long outage due to the drivers striking. A huge proportion of failed or non-arriving deliveries are down to the drivers anyway, either not bothering to arrive at all or not bothering to ring the doorbell before leaving a prefilled "you weren't at home" card. Amazon's reputation will be completely unharmed by a delivery strike.

    3. Re:Pitting the labor force against itself..... by Sir+Holo · · Score: 1

      ... Amazon's reputation will be completely unharmed by a delivery strike.

      People are not that smart.

      In any case, it is Amazon's responsibility to HIRE people to deliver packages. I've heard gripes about missed/lost/late/damaged packages, but none have ever been aimed at the drivers. I didn't blame my driver when a 46" display arrived nearly folded in half––he was only one of many, many people to handle the package between the vendor and me.

  50. Pay money to get a shitty job? by Sir+Holo · · Score: 1

    If I had $10,000 lying around, I would not purchase an Amazon delivery franchise just to get a job. That would be stupid.

    If I did it, Amazon would be my boss. Amazon is an extremely shitty boss that screws everyone harder the loser-down the totem pole they are.

    Amazon should simply contract with existing providers. If those providers do not want to expand, then Amazon has to do something. Externalizing all of the risk of a business venture, while being shackled to Amazon Corporate's whims is a sickening proposition from a sick mind.

  51. Re:Translation : Amazon doesn't want to pay delive by kiminator · · Score: 1

    Yup, this is exactly it. Many employment regulations are waived for small employers. So if they just contract out to a lot of small employers, they think they can save money by avoiding those regulations. Thus, this is all about exploiting people to shave a little bit more money off the top.

  52. This is kind of already happening by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is kinda already happening in San Francisco, and following Amazon's usual practice for hammering in concrete time constraints, the delivery employees/contractors will just dump your package on the street next to a sleeping homeless man, in front of your place without even bothering to ring the doorbell. This is essentially a way to outsource the dumping of packages into the trash methodology to limit their liability.

  53. The Teamsters will have something to say about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this. And it won't be "cool. Go for it!".

  54. Re: Translation : Amazon doesn't want to pay deliv by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the white house.

  55. They Need A Strategy For The Great Plains by careysub · · Score: 1

    But not door-door delivery.

    After driving through the Great Plains this past year, where small towns (and I mean small towns) are scattered over vast areas, and where there are many small towns that got so small they closed up shop, and hearing about the problems of getting goods delivered out there, I thought that a good strategy for a behemoth like Amazon that wants to Sell Everything to Everyone would be to set up a system of delivery hubs across the plains.

    Buy up abandoned buildings in abandoned (or nearly so) towns, and convert them into the equivalent of post office boxes for packages, with locking storage. With web enabled smart locks the locals would not need dedicated containers, but would be notified which container had their stuff, and they would be able to unlock it to retrieve it.

    An additional iteration would be along the lines of the TFA, allowing other locals to sign up for delivering to their neighbors.

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  56. Want, want want. by Trogre · · Score: 1

    Yeah, well Amazon wants a lot of things.

    Anyone remember when they were just an online bookstore?

    Mind you we at /. were probably too busy laughing at the Iraqi Information Minister at that time.

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  57. Be your own boss by manu0601 · · Score: 1

    If you have $10,000 and want to be your own boss, Amazon has a deal for you.

    Be your own boss while you are an Amazon contractor? Who believe such a bad joke?

  58. Amazon delivery... by Bobrick · · Score: 1

    I can vouch for the "let's see who can do it for the cheapest cost" mentioned above... Here in Canada, at least in Quebec, their deliveries are handled by InterCom (or is it IntelCom?). Basically, the drivers are usually freshly arrived immigrants that barely speak French or English, very happy to have landed a job with a nice pay for the training... at the end of which they sign a contract they barely understand where they now deliver for Amazon with their own vehicle, pay their own gas, and are paid per-delivery at a ridiculous rate that really should be illegal. Actually, it IS well under our equally ridiculous minimum wage, but they're self-employed so InterCom can get away with it. This is why those poor drivers will leave your goddamn package by your front door, god help you if like me that front down is downtown in front of a shady boulevard, they have to deliver as many as possible as fast as possible to, somehow, make it profitable. I don't recall the exact amount per package, but it was something that didn't make any sense, in terms of making it profitable. InterCom is located right by the Montreal airport... So yeah, my most heartfelt sympathies for anyone that unfortunately ends up working for Amazon, anywhere in the chain.

  59. FedEx ground contractor here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They still do the same things but now (technically) we get paid to wear their uniforms and put their logos on our trucks. We still have have to buy the trucks and uniforms. All of the expenses are on us. It’s just legal hocus pocus. Break it out in to a line on an invoice and viola: it’s a negotiated contract! Don’t want to participate in the “Brand Recognition Program?” That’s cool, just don’t expect to make any money. It’s a bunch of crap. We’re still employees.

    Honestly though it’s not all bad. I’ve been successful at it for over a decade now. I started out by myself. 60 hour work weeks, became a self trained mechanic, almost lost my marriage. Typical entrepreneur type stuff. I have a fleet and crew of great employees now. I haven’t delivered a package in years. I’ve made some good cash, not great, but it’s been enough to jump start some other investments and ventures.

    Amazon looks a little different. For example, you lease the trucks from them. FedEx is the opposite. I suppose that takes a good deal of pressure off the driver/contractor but at a cost that some people might be able to otherwise mititgate if given a chance.

  60. If you do this- you deserve what you get by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sick and tired of hearing about people bitching over things like cost of living and the "gig economy". There are some jobs you *SHOULD NOT DO LONG TERM*. There are some places it does not make sense to live from a cost of living vs wage ratio. If you don't work there you won't get paid shit. It's nobody else's fault if you invest in a stupid business model and go broke or take up a relationship with Amazon that results in a bad deal. What is great about a free market is you can go try something else. At the same time nobody owes you anything. If you go to college for underwater basket weaving you only have yourself to blame. On the other hand I will say nobody should have supported the government's redistribution of wealth schemes because it has led to absurd tuition costs and kids picking majors they 'like' or are easy rather than majors that will lead them to good paying jobs. Ultimately the government schools funded by stolen money have failed and we should simply eliminate them. It'll force people to wake up and learn to do for themselves what government never really could afford to do in the first place or do well for that matter. You can only steal other people's money up to a point. After which your economy fails.

  61. Stupid editors write stupid headlines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't forget the tabloid headline today about an "AI ROBOT ON THE SPACE STATION" and "MICROSOFT MAKES MINOR CHANGE TO SOMETHING NO ONE CARES ABOUT".

  62. That's some "deal" by DrXym · · Score: 1

    You're not an employee of them so you have zero rights and whatever contract your "independent company" signs with them is undoubtedly so lopsided and inequitable that it isn't even funny. And because Amazon are basically evil, they'll probably oversaturate the market with more drivers than necessary just so they can stiff drivers on bonuses and game the system in other ways.

  63. Tech Companies Kill Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tech companies are über liberal, constantly railing against the evil conservative capitalists. However, your 'disruptive' 'gig-economy' is arguably much more abusive and exploitative than most real-world corporations.

    You people are not just as sociopathic, you are more sociopathic than the conservatives -- at least the conservatives are self-aware.

  64. It still means freedom to me by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    I'm not free so long as someone controls my access to food, shelter, health care and education. You see it as "distributive justice" but that's not correct. The goal of progressives isn't justice (funny word that, plenty loaded). The goal is to have a world where nobody's too poor to live. We're not there. By all accounts 45000 Americans die for lack of health care ever year (preventable diseases left untreated).

    That goal in turn leads to real freedom. Real freedom is being able to say 'no' when you boss tries to screw you and not dying of starvation or a preventable heart attack as a result.

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