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The Rogue Tesla Mechanic Resurrecting Salvaged Cars (vice.com)

An anonymous reader quotes a report from Motherboard: In a scrapyard in Massachusetts, the YouTuber known as Rich Rebuilds runs a pair of jumper cables from a broken down Tesla Model S to a deep cycle battery. "We may hear some clicks," he says, as he prepares to connect the second lead. "We may hear some buzzing. The car may explode. I don't know what's gonna happen." As a self-described "Doctor Frankenstein of Teslas," this is Rich Benoit's modus operandi. On YouTube, he's chronicled his journey to learn how the cars' internal systems work -- and how to repair them after floods, fires and wrecks. In a new Motherboard documentary, Benoit shows us the scrapyards where he scavenges Tesla parts, the basement where he categorizes them, and an auto body shop that lets him use its equipment. He shows us deep under the hood, where he wrestles with the motors, high-powered batteries and tangles of electronics and cables that make Teslas tick. Since his first Tesla restoration -- he's now working on a second -- Rich has become a point-person in the Tesla repair community. He runs a Facebook group for people who want to sell and trade parts and has helped other enthusiasts across the country and as far away as Norway, Germany and South Africa. Tesla told Motherboard that it will inspect salvaged vehicles to assess which repairs are needed, but there would be a fee. The company says customers are free to do whatever they want with their cars, including repair them. However, Massachusetts, because of their "Right to Repair" initiative, is the only state where Tesla owners can register to access repair manuals, service documents, wiring diagrams, and part information. According to Electrek, President Jon McNeil says the automaker is working on opening the program.

169 comments

  1. What a waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Every shit Tesla should be sent to a crusher.

    1. Re:What a waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      By which you mean your estranged mother's crushing hugs, we assume, you betch.

    2. Re: What a waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That guys videos on YouTube are very entertaining.

  2. Business opportunity... by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 4, Insightful

    for Mass. residents. Re-sell access to the manuals to people all over the world. Fuck Tesla's evil attitude towards DIY owners.

    1. Re:Business opportunity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In case you have not noticed he has associates who have hacked the Tesla OS and allow some features not allowed by Tesla. Otherwise he couldn't do a lot of what he does.

    2. Re:Business opportunity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      for Mass. residents. Re-sell access to the manuals to people all over the world. Fuck Tesla's evil attitude towards DIY owners.

      What are you talking about? Elon invented cars. Elon invented the internet. Elon invented rockets. Elon invented computers. Only someone blessed by St Elon knows how a car works.

    3. Re:Business opportunity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What evil attitude? Did we read the same article, or are you not able to see through your Musk hate?

      What has happened to /. that this is modded insightful?!

  3. No parts for you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If this was a computer company that refused to resale parts or provide repair information everyone here would be having a coronary.

    Someone how only Tesla gets a pass on this...

    Care to explain your position?

    1. Re:No parts for you by Megol · · Score: 3, Funny

      If this was a computer company that refused to resale parts or provide repair information everyone here would be having a coronary.

      No.

      Someone how only Tesla gets a pass on this...

      No.

      Care to explain your position?

      No.

    2. Re:No parts for you by PPH · · Score: 4, Insightful

      When your computer crashes, it doesn't involve a school bus full of children.

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    3. Re:No parts for you by ArchieBunker · · Score: 0

      People are on Elon Musk's dick like a cult leader. Meanwhile he tries to control your property *after* you purchase it. The car always phones home and they can turn it into a literal brick with a mouse click. Imagine if Ford wouldn't allow anyone to make third party parts and meddled with software without your consent?

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    4. Re:No parts for you by hambone142 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've been watching RichRebuilds for a while.

      It's amazing that Tesla can remotely "brick" one of their cars against the owner's wishes and render it inoperable until they give the owner a code to get it running (if they choose to do so).

      It's also criminal that they will not allow owners to buy repair parts for their cars.

      Last, if Tesla goes bankrupt (which, at their current cash burn rate and unprofitably is a good possibility) owners will be left holding the bag with cars that cannot be maintained or repaired.

      Tesla reminds me of a pyramid scheme.

    5. Re:No parts for you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No.

      No.

      No,

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      +1. Insightful.

    6. Re:No parts for you by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      If you had actually been following the issue, you'd know that third parties would be providing parts and repairs in your doomsday scenario; not exactly a doomsday.

      Your tale of woe doesn't line up at all with the part where you point to an authority for information. The information contradicts your story.

    7. Re:No parts for you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why aren't they lining up right now to provide parts and repairs? After all, Tesla charges an arm and a leg for parts and service, you'd think they could grab a lot of marketshare very easily by just undercutting them.

    8. Re:No parts for you by Rei · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's amazing that Tesla can remotely "brick" one of their cars against the owner's wishes and render it inoperable until they give the owner a code to get it running (if they choose to do so).

      What are you even talking about? Tesla does not "remotely brick" cars. The concept of a "code" makes no sense in the concept of a Tesla. Where would you even enter a code?

      I've been wracking my brain to try to figure out what you might be talking about. The closest I can think is that Tesla considers salvaged cars that haven't gone through recertification "unsupported", and they can't get updates or use the supercharging network.

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    9. Re:No parts for you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LMGTFY. Freaking Tesla pimp can't believe real-life!

    10. Re:No parts for you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, amazing, one unsubstantiated post on a Tesla forum. Overwhelming evidence. /s

      Jackass.

    11. Re:No parts for you by Rei · · Score: 1

      No hits if I put it in quotes, nothing obvious when it's not. Care to try again? The closest I see is a random unsubstantiated post on the net that says that they could do it (but haven't), and has no mention of a "code". Is that what you're talking about?

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    12. Re:No parts for you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BOOM. Asshole.

    13. Re:No parts for you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

      Oh please.. technically ANY car with mBrace, OnStar, LexusEnform, etc... can remotely brick their cars. These days any vehicle with any sort of remote assistance/remote start CAN be bricked against the owner's wishes.

      So why are you beating up on Tesla. They baked into their vehicles the SAME things that all the manufacturers have. And if anything, they have one main advantage over others. Vehicles with third party "remote" functions can be attacked via the third party so any issues with that can be laid at their feet, and not say Ford or Chevy. So security (from Ford's perspective) is less of a concern because they don't carry the liability. Tesla HAS to keep the security high because any issues are THEIR fault and not a 3rd party.

    14. Re:No parts for you by Rei · · Score: 1

      That's not even remotely what you described. It's what I described before when I wrote:

      I've been wracking my brain to try to figure out what you might be talking about. The closest I can think is that Tesla considers salvaged cars that haven't gone through recertification "unsupported", and they can't get updates or use the supercharging network.

      That is in no way "bricking the battery" and "requiring a code"

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    15. Re: No parts for you by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      You are comparing Apples and Teslas. There is much greater danger with DIY activities involving potential Automated Death Machines.

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    16. Re: No parts for you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Warranty.
      No point in seeing up to deliver spare parts while the bulk of the vehicles get fixed by the manufacturer for free. My guess is you'll see an update on 3rd party parts as soon as model 3 fall out of warranty in numbers.

    17. Re:No parts for you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong. The ignition switch still works..unless you foolishly bought a car without one.

      So why are you beating up on Tesla.

      Bad things remain bad even when other people have done them too. We are discussing Tesla, ergo bad things about Tesla are part of the discussion.

    18. Re:No parts for you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Says the Tesla Shill... Bricks the charging, and requires a Factory Code connect to make it work again. I guess you love having factory service downgrade your vehicle - makes it easier to stay in Fremont and fellate Elon, eh?

    19. Re:No parts for you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because they do it for cars that were fixed at non-Tesla service centers. Downgrading/eliminating the ability to use Supercharger stations, etc.

    20. Re:No parts for you by dryeo · · Score: 2

      You mean that bus full of children leeching my WiFi? Those kids get quite irate when the WiFi goes down.

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    21. Re:No parts for you by Rei · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's not what the word "bricks" means. And no, there is no "factory code". The whole concept of "codes" has no meaning in the context of Teslas. What it requires is recertification if you want to use supercharging. To make sure that your someone-else-pieced-it-together-car doesn't fry their superchargers and potentially start a fire. For really bloody obvious reasons.

      You can still charge just fine on non-Tesla chargers, because hey, no risk to their hardware.

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    22. Re: No parts for you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So why is it ok for home car repairs and builders to do this with almost any other make of car then? why is it dangerous with Tesla's but not every other make of car?

    23. Re:No parts for you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People are on Elon Musk's dick like a cult leader. Meanwhile he tries to control your property *after* you purchase it. The car always phones home and they can turn it into a literal brick with a mouse click. Imagine if Ford wouldn't allow anyone to make third party parts and meddled with software without your consent?

      Ford isn't owned by Elon Musk so that would be bad.

    24. Re:No parts for you by drinkypoo · · Score: 0

      "The whole concept of "codes" has no meaning in the context of Teslas."

      Nonsense. Just logging into the system to make changes surely involves a security code. And the common parlance for changing settings in a control module is "coding" or "recoding".

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    25. Re:No parts for you by burtosis · · Score: 1

      Maybe he means this incident considering we are talking about Rich Rebuilds. There are many reports of Tesla being dicks to people when they find out the vehicle is salvaged, whether or not this attitude is approved by management.

    26. Re:No parts for you by Barsteward · · Score: 1

      can you link to a reputable site that can prove that can happen? (not forum or random troll posts)

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    27. Re:No parts for you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you ever heard of cloud services?
      Today essentially all vendors can (remotely) "brick" stuff. (But why would they?)

      "Ownership" is about the hardware involved. The software (firmware, O.S., etc...) is never ever in the ownership of the user.

      Besides the "right" to repair, you probably also want to have the "ability" to repair, because having alternative software isn't really helpful if it needs to be cryptographically signed in order to run...

      It is funny that the "right to repair" is really very much aligned with console hacking.

    28. Re:No parts for you by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      I don't buy it. If the Tesla chargers are at risk then the 50/100/175kW third party changers are going to be too.

      The charging system already has plenty of safety tech built in to it. Tesla are just being dicks.

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    29. Re:No parts for you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because those are not Tesla's property and therefore they don't care if you fry them or not.

    30. Re:No parts for you by bgarcia · · Score: 1

      I don't buy it. If the Tesla chargers are at risk then the 50/100/175kW third party changers are going to be too.

      LOL

      First, show me a 100/175kW third-party charging network in the wild. No, I don't care about somebody's 1- or 2-location little proof-of-concept charging station.

      Second, Tesla doesn't own those third party chargers. So Tesla's not interested is protecting them.

      The charging system already has plenty of safety tech built in to it. Tesla are just being dicks.

      The superchargers include a direct low-resistance connection between the charger and the car's battery. If the battery has a short of some sort, the "safety tech" that communicates between the car and the charging station won't know about it. Tesla has decided that they don't want to risk destroying one of their charging stations when a car has been reported as being "totaled". I don't blame them.

      They really should provide a way to get a salvaged car "recertified" though. Maybe they will at some point - it's still "early days" in Tesla's lifetime.

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    31. Re:No parts for you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How so? It appears the guy is using parts from wrecked cars, not from Tesla. Also read a story about a guy who 8 months later is still waiting for parts from tesla to repair his wrecked tesla. Because it was a wreck, tesla does not offer a loaner. So he is paying a payment & paying for rental. Insurance only pays for a couple of months when you have a wreck, since it usually only takes a couple months to fix fender benders. So without wrecked cars to get car parts, where else does one go except tesla to get parts? One part he needed was some special rivet. A rivet.

    32. Re:No parts for you by ai4px · · Score: 1

      The worst I've seen from Tesla is that they will disable supercharging access for salvage cars. Solution is unappealing... pay them $10,000 to go thru the car with a fine toothed comb and make sure it won't catch fire while supercharging. Can you image the bad press from a car catching fire? I have never heard of a tesla being out and out bricked.... and I own one.

    33. Re:No parts for you by mjwx · · Score: 1

      When your computer crashes, it doesn't involve a school bus full of children.

      Mine does... I like to live dangerously.

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    34. Re:No parts for you by ai4px · · Score: 1

      When I bought my used Tesla, I called them with the VIN and they told me it wasn't salvaged. I was very concerned about getting locked out of the supercharger network. They would /not/ tell me anything else about the car until I'd sent them a copy of the title or registration to prove I was the owner. Aggravating, but not earth shattering. There were two recalls and upon my first visit to a service center they told me and fixed them on the spot.

    35. Re:No parts for you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "To make sure that your someone-else-pieced-it-together-car doesn't fry their superchargers and potentially start a fire."

      Which is complete bullshit when you realize that any 8th grade drop out can make just about any modification to an ICE and turn it into a time bomb and then drive up to any gas station (which will make a bigger boom! than your faggot tesla charger) for free.

      Tesla's a shit company that puts out a hipster product (well, not really, they can't keep an assembly line running for more than a few days at a time) trying to charge for something to scare off repaired vehicles.

    36. Re: No parts for you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple?... They tend to be extremely hostile to self realpair, even going as far to obfuscate their error codes.

      I actually enjoy diy, in fact I intend to eventually purchase a hot air reflow station and begin SMD board work. No I am not really a fan of apple.

    37. Re:No parts for you by rpstrong · · Score: 1

      It might, if you're trying to reboot your crashed laptop while you drive.

    38. Re:No parts for you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For every person "on Elon Musk's dick", there are at least five hatefappers like you, who practically sprain your ankles to run to the forums and social media to write something negative about Musk or Tesla.
       
      Much of Tesla's parts were open sourced. Imagine if Ford did that. Tesla will actually continue to improve your car after you buy it. Imagine if Ford did that.
       
      This is wasted on you, I know. You only want to come on here to tell everyone how much you hate things. Guess what? The people who were going to get a Tesla do not care about the things you're hatefapping over. You don't like it? Then don't buy one. How hard is that for you to grasp?

    39. Re:No parts for you by hambone142 · · Score: 1

      Take a look at the "Rich Rebuilds" youtube channel for further information.

      The guy tries to get salvaged Teslas running. His difficulties are clearly documented on the site.

      No parts from Tesla for repair and if Tesla remotely disables the car, it can't be run without a code from Tesla after they determine the car is acceptable to their standards (or maybe never if they don't like the car).

  4. Right to repair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everyone is in favor of this.

    But when it's Tesla is OK because of quality control or something.

    1. Re:Right to repair by Rei · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Who here is saying that Tesla should get a free pass on this?

      BTW; there's lots of people who tear down and build up Teslas. There's a great series over on Youtube from Ingineerix (who salvages wrecked / flooded Teslas), who's been going into how every system on the Model 3 works, down to the nitty-gritty details. One of my favourite things recently was the design of the rear wheel/motor assembly. To take it off involves only disconnecting 2 dampers, 2 brake lines, 3 electrical cables and 4 bolts. And you've entirely removed the rear wheels and motor. Unlike S and X, this car was clearly designed with keeping maintenance labour costs down as a high priority.

      Another really interesting thing is in his most recent video, where he shows how much thicker the charge port-to-battery wiring is on Model 3 than Model S and Model X. Now, there's always the possibility they switched from copper to alumium or similar, but as it stands, it looks like they've designed it for much higher max charge powers. Which matches well their plans to introduce a new supercharger (V3) later this year. If it's 180kW per-vehicle, as the speculation has been, a five minute charge at low SoCs would allow for an hour of driving at moderately fast highway speeds (about an hour and a half at the sort of speed limits we have here!)

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    2. Re:Right to repair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

      Why can't I go into a Tesla parts counter in the same fashion as a Mazda parts dealer can get whatever the fuck I want if I'm willing to pay for it?

    3. Re:Right to repair by 110010001000 · · Score: 0

      No one cares about your $60,000+ electric car. Let us know when Tesla produces something other than tech toys for the 1%.

    4. Re: Right to repair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But but but you can remove the engine and back wheels.

    5. Re:Right to repair by ArchieBunker · · Score: 1

      If you think $60k is expensive for a new car then you haven't been car shopping lately. Ford managed to dupe people into thinking that is a normal base price for a *small* F-150 truck or SUV. Order a King Ranch and it's over $100,000.

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    6. Re:Right to repair by ArchieBunker · · Score: 1

      Because any other company would have tons of outrage and bad press. Tesla does it and its literal crickets chirping.

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    7. Re:Right to repair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A base no frills F-150 MSRP is 28k. The price range of a more basic no frills car is 20-30k. It's expensive but not 60k expensive.

    8. Re:Right to repair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ive been car shopping lately - a decently specced out car will be $30,000. Sure, some SUVs and Trucks go higher, but except some european cars and luxury cars, most CARS are $30,000 new.

    9. Re:Right to repair by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      "Decent spec" to me is a base/stripper model. As few frills and as little crap to break as possible.

    10. Re:Right to repair by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Unlike S and X, this car was clearly designed with keeping maintenance labour costs down as a high priority.

      Considering how many S and X motor units they have replaced, the fact that they made the 3 one easy to replace doesn't inspire confidence. How old are the oldest 3s out there now? Maybe they are just being careful, if they had to do mass warranty replacements it would destroy them if it was as much work as the S/X.

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    11. Re:Right to repair by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Yes. I think $60k is expensive for a new car. I just bought one myself. Teslas are for the rich %1, because invariably they have a gas guzzler SUV at their suburban home garage as well as backup. Ridiculous.

    12. Re: Right to repair by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Exactly. "And the batteries are mounted on a PCB!". Seriously, who cares?

    13. Re:Right to repair by Rei · · Score: 1

      That's exactly the point the GP is making A base Ford F-150 costs $28k. But you can option it out to over $100k.

      And really, stop the presses: car maker starts out a new model line with only more expensive options availables. Details at 11!

      (FYI, both I-Pace and Kona are doing the exact same thing)

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    14. Re:Right to repair by Rei · · Score: 1

      What packages are you adding on to reach $60k? I'm trying to figure out what you're thinking of.

      So, you're starting out by optioning out to the long range battery and the premium interior, since that's first production. But that only adds $9k and $5k, respectively, so $49k. What else are you adding?

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    15. Re:Right to repair by Rei · · Score: 1

      Welcome to Slashdot, where a company designing a vehicle to be easy to repair is spun as a bad thing.

      Amazing.

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    16. Re: Right to repair by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      Consider the vapid clown you're replying to.

    17. Re:Right to repair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you buy a new Tesla for $28K, or even under $45K? No? Then STFU shill-boy...

    18. Re:Right to repair by vtcodger · · Score: 1

      Autopilot is another $5K, right? I suppose you think you can run into a fire truck without it, but it will handle all the messy details for you. and it demonstrably works.

      That gets you to $54K.

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    19. Re:Right to repair by Rei · · Score: 1

      Okay, so keep on going to get up to $60k. We're already comparing (what kind of car, exactly?), to a 5,1s 310-mile 0-60 electric sports sedan with luxury package (all-glass roof, auto-folding heated side mirrors, about 20 other things) that can steer and park itself. But you still need to add $6k more. What else are you adding, and what exactly are we comparing this to?

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    20. Re:Right to repair by geoskd · · Score: 1

      Considering how many S and X motor units they have replaced, the fact that they made the 3 one easy to replace doesn't inspire confidence. How old are the oldest 3s out there now? Maybe they are just being careful, if they had to do mass warranty replacements it would destroy them if it was as much work as the S/X.

      The real need is actually much more acute. When a car is manufactured, the vehicle moves through the assembly process having parts installed. The number of steps in this process determines how long the assembly line needs to be. Just like a processor pipeline, when everything goes right, it doesn't matter how long the pipeline/assembly line is, you will still finish cars / instructions at the rate at which the slowest step can be performed.

      If something breaks down in the pipeline/ assembly line somewhere, then the length of the line determines the penalty.

      What tesla has done by having the entire axle assembly removable is to parallelize the assembly process so that a breakdown in the axle sub-assembly line doesn't impact the overall assembly line progress. Its a smart bit of engineering, and one of the many ways in which they are making cars that cost less to build while having better specs and better overall quality. The shorter the pipeline, the less defects have to be tolerated in order to make production rates.

      How's that for a car analogy!

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    21. Re:Right to repair by Rei · · Score: 1

      Had no clue that a Ford F-150 is a "new model". Thanks for letting me know.

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    22. Re:Right to repair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Way to deflect, Shill-Rei! How cheap can you get a Tesla TODAY? Go ahead - answer. If you dare...

    23. Re:Right to repair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The current F150 came out in 2015 - say year the Model 3 was announced. So about as new as the Model 3. Too bad Tesla can't design nor build a car in decent volume or decent speed...

      And can you buy a $35,000 (let alone a $28,000) Tesla today? Can you? If not - STFU, shill....

    24. Re:Right to repair by Rei · · Score: 2

      Model 3 went into production in mid 2017, not 2015. That's two years difference. And the 13th generation Ford F-150 was mostly the same vehicle platform as the 12th generation. They replaced the body panels with alumium (the new production systems took years to develop) and they switched out a couple engine options (but they weren't newly developed engines). Most of the rest of the vehicle, including the chassis, was carried over from the 12th generation.

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    25. Re:Right to repair by Rei · · Score: 1

      Care to actually respond to the post you hit the reply button on?

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    26. Re:Right to repair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. Ford can actually engineer and get vehicles into production in a year or two - and do it at volumes that Musk jacks off to at night... Tesla STILL cannot sustain 5K per week...

      And again - when can you buy a Tesla for $35K? You don't want to answer because it highlights your hypocrisy...

    27. Re:Right to repair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTF are you smoking? I'm not vtcodger - I am posting from Italy... NOW:

      How cheap can you get a Tesla TODAY? Go ahead - answer. If you dare... If it's not around $35K, then STFU - it's a scam, and any comparison you try to make to other cars are simply your own hypocritical rantings...

    28. Re:Right to repair by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Most automotive lines do this, with the drive train (engine and transaxle for front-wheel drive) installed in one shot or maybe two (transmission/engine as one step, rear-end as another for rear-wheel and four wheel drive vehicles). Just like wheel/tire assemblies are prepped off-line. Nothing really unique here...

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    29. Re:Right to repair by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      What's really going to blow your mind is that it's usually that easy to remove the rear subframe from any car. They don't normally have an electric motor there, and if they are in a FR configuration you will have to disconnect the driveshaft, but that typically requires just four to six bolts. If that wasn't the case on their earlier models, it's a sign that they didn't engineer them very intelligently.

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    30. Re:Right to repair by Barsteward · · Score: 1

      you are out of date on production figures, they are upto 7000 per week. Ford has taken decades to get where it is, so you'd expect it to be able to produce more but then again, comparing a 100+ year old company to a startup is a stupid comparison but if thats all you've got, keep going......

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    31. Re:Right to repair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you buy a new Apple phone for the price of a cheap new Android phone? No? Then STFU shill-boy...

      You probably want to compare features and functionality as well instead of only focusing on price.

    32. Re:Right to repair by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      How exactly can you call a company that has been on the market for 15 years "a startup" with a straight face?

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    33. Re: Right to repair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eventually the price will come down. Tesla will get there. The Chevy Bolt is the affordable Model 3 at the moment.

    34. Re: Right to repair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is street legal and gets me to work is the feature most people care about. Again, Tesla cars are toys for the 1%. They tried to create a fake base model configuration cheap enough to get around German subsidy phase outs and got caught.

    35. Re:Right to repair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Base price for a F150 is 27.7k
      Base price for King ranch edition is 52K

      Where are you getting your numbers there? Or are you including interest rates, cause if you have crappy credit you can expect to spend a ton.

    36. Re:Right to repair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They didnt sell any cars till 2008 AFAIK... so the cars have been "on the market" for about 10 years.

      How do you tell so many whoppers with a straight face?

    37. Re:Right to repair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you think $60k is expensive for a new car then you haven't been car shopping lately. Ford managed to dupe people into thinking that is a normal base price for a *small* F-150 truck or SUV. Order a King Ranch and it's over $100,000.

      Just went onto the Ford site, and maxing out all the options on a King Ranch F150 Crew Cab got me to $70,400 MSRP. I wouldn't have all the options personally, but not seeing how you can get to $100k for an F-150 unless you are really bad at negotiation.

    38. Re: Right to repair by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      They have accepted preorders way before that so they have been on the market for more than a decade. Besides, even a decade is more than long enough to stop being a startup.

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    39. Re:Right to repair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh... because they're new... Go into any parts dealer for a car that has less than 500K on the road and ask for a random part. Also, why would you be dense enough to want to repair something yourself that is under warranty?

    40. Re:Right to repair by DethLok · · Score: 1

      I had no idea that an F150 was a car!

      It's a small truck isn't it?

  5. January 30, 2017 article about manuals. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The last link about opening up the manuals is dated 1/13/2017.

    What's the deal?

    I don't buy new cars. I get used ones and fix them myself. And there are a few Tesla's (X, a couple S's but no 3s yet.) around me and I was hoping to one day pick up one used and repair it myself. I can't afford a new one anyway.

    But if I can't access the manuals, I'm SOL.

    I guess it's the Chevy Bolt for me.

  6. Tesla is SaaS by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

    Tesla is just following the tech industry model of SaaS. Essentially pay a monthly fee for their "services". Keep your car connected to the Mother corporation.

  7. Rights to reverse engineering the car? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm curious.

    Can you have the rights to reverse engineering the car?

    Can you disassembly every piece or component of the car?

    Can you assembly these disassembled pieces?

    Can you mod or improve this car for competition?

    Can you double the batteries of this car?

    1. Re: Rights to reverse engineering the car? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have no rights if Tesla

    2. Re:Rights to reverse engineering the car? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes to everything.

    3. Re: Rights to reverse engineering the car? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, at your own peril.

  8. Your rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is everyone here so rights-orintend except with it deal with an $100,000.00 car you pay for.

    Then this is an exception and gets a pass, always, because Elon Musk and Tesla.

    All that go out the glass.

    1. Re: Your rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who said this is ok? Show me in the thread please.

    2. Re: Your rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't see any evidence of this stance anywhere in this discussion?

    3. Re: Your rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Check any post by Rei...

    4. Re: Your rights by Rei · · Score: 1
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    5. Re: Your rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those posts prove you are nothing but a shill. Tesla can do no wrong, everyone else is wrong, Tesla is everything good and great accordiing to Shill-Rei! Never mind they are losing money by the billions, never hit a manufacturing target, and cannot deliver what they promised ($35K Model 3s? Maybe 2020 if ever)... But you keep on sucking Elon off, he likes your pretty lips!

    6. Re: Your rights by Barsteward · · Score: 1

      they prove he knows a heck a lot more than you do and shows you up to be an ignorant troll who is woefully out of date. Been shorting Tesla stock? Ouch..

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    7. Re: Your rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm starting to think Rei is Elon.

  9. I am a Tesla fan but... by ClarkMills · · Score: 1

    ...I'm not entirely happy with the attempt to force all parts & repairs through a system that requires a current supported Tesla serial number. I do understand it for when you are welding the front half of one car to the rear half of another... but just requesting a nut?

    Maybe they do have a point in that if the car fails catastrophically the Tesla brand will be tarnished; in this current environment it will (thanks "shorts", Auto-manufacturers, Big-oil & Unions). Possibly a solution is to debrand or rebrand such cars? ALSET or EDISON? :)

    Anyway watching the video and the closed nature does sadden me a bit...

    1. Re:I am a Tesla fan but... by Aighearach · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Manufacturers have significant liability.

      A lot of people don't understand that when they go to the parts counter at most auto dealers, the company that sold the car isn't who made those parts. And since they're not the manufacturer, they don't have the same sort of liability. Of course they're happy to sell you those parts. And many of the parts are not the stock part, but a qualified replacement part that was totally designed and built by a 3rd party with no involvement by the auto brand other than testing it at the end to qualify it as a replacement.

      Tesla doesn't have all that supply infrastructure, that takes decades of operations to develop. They also make way more of the parts themselves, and where they're using suppliers, those suppliers are more likely to be making a "custom part" rather than a pre-designed part built to a certain specification, and so there are differences in liability.

      People who don't like it should focus on the future and getting Tesla to agree to be more open as their supply chain matures, instead of just whining that a new company doesn't already do all the good things possible to eventually do.

    2. Re:I am a Tesla fan but... by 110010001000 · · Score: 2

      That is BS. Do you think Ford makes all the parts for their cars? They have parts suppliers. Same as Tesla. They don't even make the batteries.

    3. Re:I am a Tesla fan but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't like it and I focus on trying to force Tesla out of business for their bad practices. Other companies make electric cars and they treat their customers a lot better. I never thought I'd be saying GM treats customers well, but compared to Tesla, they sure do.

      Once Tesla knocks off GM can buy their supercharger stations and convert them to be used by anyone with a credit card.

    4. Re:I am a Tesla fan but... by Rei · · Score: 1

      Tesla has the highest consumer satisfaction rating in the industry. 90% satisfaction rate. By contrast, Chevy and GMC are ranked 72%, Buick is 66%, and Cadillac is 64%. The only brand close to Tesla is Porsche, at 85% satisfaction.

      But, glad to know that you have short positions :) Are you really sure you don't want to buy more? You only have a couple more days before the Q2 report, don't get in too late! Come on, how much interest is the money in your bank account earning? How much interest would a home equity line of credit cost?

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    5. Re:I am a Tesla fan but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    6. Re:I am a Tesla fan but... by Rei · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Impressive mislabeling job. That article wasn't about a customer satisfaction survey. Pied Piper's surveys are how skilled a company's salesmen are at selling cars. Tesla has (for many years running) the least "salesy" salemen in the industry. By design. Tesla publicly celebrates every year scoring last in the Pied Piper studies.

      The Consumer Report study I linked is an actual customer satisfaction survey.

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    7. Re:I am a Tesla fan but... by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      JD Powers doesn't list Tesla for either luxury cars or luxury SUVs.

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    8. Re:I am a Tesla fan but... by ai4px · · Score: 1

      The headline says: "Tesla was ranked last on a survey of 34 auto brands based on how helpful its salespeople are" I've been to a Tesla sales store... well they can't sell directly in my state, so they are very laid back. None of that running off to talk to the manager crap. The service manager was VERY nice as well, even making suggestions for us buying a used one.

    9. Re:I am a Tesla fan but... by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      That is BS. Do you think Ford makes all the parts for their cars?

      Replying drunk, I presume? LOL

  10. Dissected entrails of a still living Tesla M3... by ClarkMills · · Score: 2

    For the hard-core geeks both electrical and mechanical:

    Tesla Model 3 - Exploded

    This guy has a brilliant series of videos detailing all aspects os Tesla anatomy.

  11. No supercharger for you! by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 4, Informative

    One thing to note about restored Telsa EVs is that they cannot use the supercharger stations. Apparently there is some sort of key held in RAM that indicates it's been tested and meets certification criteria. You can get it re-certified but I've heard it's a costly process because they have to inspect the cabling.

    You may think this is somehow unfair but remember how much power is flowing through the cables to recharge all those batteries. It's not a stretch to think that minor damage to a cable could go unnoticed and then set your car and the whole supercharger station on fire.

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    1. Re:No supercharger for you! by crow · · Score: 1

      Tesla turns off Supercharging on any Tesla that is totaled, if they know about it. I assume this means they invalidate the key. In some cases, salvaged cars never had the key disabled and will Supercharge just fine. That is a serious issue, though. Without Supercharging, a Tesla is just a local car.

    2. Re:No supercharger for you! by AmiMoJo · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's worse than that. Tesla's official policy is that uncertified cars can't use service centres and don't get over-the-air updates, as well as no supercharging. Re-certification is north of $10,000.

      In fact they recently got told by the NTSB that they have to do recalls for salvaged vehicles. Previously they didn't even give salvaged cars safety recalls.

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    3. Re:No supercharger for you! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's quite understandable though. Supercharging with components which might be damaged, even if the damage is small enough to escape detection until you stress it with a supercharge, isn't something normal people would like to be near. At least not if they have any clue about what's actually happening.

      You might think it's serious to not be able to supercharge, but let me assure you that it's nothing compared to if things go wrong because of damaged battery cells or cabling.

    4. Re: No supercharger for you! by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      This is no one's problem but that of the insurance companies... unless you know a lot Tesla owners who "self insure??"

    5. Re:No supercharger for you! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's $1,000, not $10,000. Get your (Decimal) points right.

    6. Re: No supercharger for you! by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Drives up insurance prices for everyone. If $100K cars are regularly trashed from minor fender benders, then insurance costs for everyone will have to consider such things. When we see cars effectively turned off from simple body damage, your insurance now has to take into consideration that if you back into a Tesla at a parking lot you may have just caused $100,000 in damage.

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    7. Re:No supercharger for you! by Barsteward · · Score: 1

      Not sure i'd wanting to be standing next to a supercharger and plugging in a suspect vehicle to charge

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    8. Re: No supercharger for you! by Barsteward · · Score: 1

      wow... car accidents put up insurance prices..... that never happened with ICE cars, did it?

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    9. Re: No supercharger for you! by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Typically you don't pay tens of thousands of dollars to recertify an ICE car after a minor fender bender.

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    10. Re:No supercharger for you! by Ingineerix · · Score: 1

      I am the guy posting all the Model 3 videos on YT. I also help people all over the world work on their unsupported Teslas. For clarification; Supercharging authorization is simply a boolean option in the car's configuration that lives in the car's Gateway processor. The CAR controls the supercharger, which is essential a dumb device. Then they disable supercharging, Tesla literally reaches into your private car via the cellular connection and alters it's configuration, removing the supercharger option, which is essentially a paid-for feature. In addition, you have no way of knowing they have done this until you are stuck at a station. I have serious issues with all this, it's sort of like a bunch of guys showing up in the middle of the night in a van and swapping out the premium wheels you opted for on your Tesla. I definitely understand the reasoning, but I don't think this is an ethical way to do it.

      For a nominal fee, I will access any Tesla remotely and give it's owner full diagnostic data and if I deem the car is safe to supercharge, I will re-enable the function. I can also reflash/remarry any systems in the car which is required when you replace most components.

      Some Tesla service centers offer a "recertification" which costs from $2500 - $5000 depending on location. For this fee, if they deem your car worthy, they will restore supercharging, sell you non-restricted parts again, and allow you to pay them to work on your car at $175/hr. Without this, they will not sell you any parts, will not work on your car, and will remotely disable supercharging. This happens on all "unsupported" vehicles, which includes salvage and grey-market. If the recert fails their passing grade, you have signed a contract that allows them to "disable" your car, and you don't get any of the $ back. I only know of one person that has ever done this, just because of the risk. Also note, this recert does NOT restore your warranty at all!

      If Tesla wants to do this properly, the recert should be free, or at least much lower cost, and they should not make you sign an agreement where they can disable your car if it doesn't pass.

    11. Re:No supercharger for you! by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 1

      I definitely understand the reasoning, but I don't think this is an ethical way to do it.

      What would be the ethical way of doing it?

      If the recert fails their passing grade, you have signed a contract that allows them to "disable" your car, and you don't get any of the $ back.

      Disabling the car seems like a legal liability thing. It may seem cruel but when some idiot fails and his car goes up in flames later then that idiot could sue the inspector which is costly to defend against with the spectre of possibly being held liable. Anyway, I think the restrictions will be relaxed when they start making batteries that don't have a thermal runaway problem.

      Honestly though, if you want to take control of your car then you are going to need to write your own code to run on it or maybe design some replacement PCBs if something is a total black box. It's no simple feat but this is the reality of automotive electronics.

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    12. Re:No supercharger for you! by Ingineerix · · Score: 1

      I already have control of my own car, and have given other owners control of their cars to the tune of about 400 cars now. I did write software to enable this, and I can turn back on supercharging, as I did for Rich's car "Delores" as shown in his videos. (The person this article is about)

    13. Re:No supercharger for you! by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 1

      Neat! Got a repo for the software?

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    14. Re:No supercharger for you! by Ingineerix · · Score: 1

      Not possible to publish it, as Tesla would immediately stop my methods with OTA, then nobody gets help. This has happened every time in the past with community information sharing.

    15. Re:No supercharger for you! by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 1

      Then you do not have control your car because you merely wrote software to manipulate their software. If want real control, you must write your own software to replace theirs.

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    16. Re:No supercharger for you! by Ingineerix · · Score: 1

      I have as much control as I like. Obviously there is a cost/benefit analysis everyone must do. I could also use your logic and say I don't have "true" control of my car until I not only write all it's software, but also build it myself. I can read all the diagnostics, and control as many of the systems as I like. I can choose to allow Tesla in or not. I think that's good enough!

  12. Doesn't say much for quality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tesla's have not been out that long and the first one's were very expensive. Doesn't say much if a guy can already make a living selling parts off them? Just a bunch of worthless toys for the 1% if you ask me.

  13. Stallman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How come everyone supported him WRT to his argument about cars with hoods sealed shut and what not? He WARNED YOU this was coming.

    Now the tech people clamor for a car with exactly this? Is this just some type of age or generation gap? (If you don't like it call Uber, etc, etc.).

    What happened and why does Tesla get a pass?

    If GM did this you'd be screaming from the highest mountain.

  14. Teslas aren't supposed to tick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Also, I think he'd have more success just reading the manuals than just randomly connecting up things and seeing if they burst into flame.

    1. Re: Teslas aren't supposed to tick by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 2

      Relays and solenoids are likely to activate and respond when an electrical device is powered up from an unknown state. This is slashdot. Maybe your comments belong more on yahoo news.

    2. Re: Teslas aren't supposed to tick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RonPaul2012

  15. Re:Dissected entrails of a still living Tesla M3.. by MobyDisk · · Score: 5, Funny

    both electrical and mechanical:

    Can't.... resist...

    I'm the very model of a modern Tesla technician,
    I've information technical, electrical, mechanical,
    I know the latest models, and I quote designs historical,
    From Model X to Model 3, in order categorical;
    I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
    I understand transmissions, both continuous and manual,
    I'm bullish on the stock reports and teeming with a lot o' news,
    With many cheerful facts about executive option issues.

  16. Prepare to be sued Mr. Rich by aglider · · Score: 1

    You are breaking the EULA.

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  17. Software by JBMcB · · Score: 1

    Watch Rich's videos. You can get some manuals and TSBs from Tesla, but you can't get the software that diagnoses error codes, which is pretty much critical if there are *any* problems with the motors, or steering system, or breaks, or batteries, or anything controlled by the cars computer which is, pretty much, everything.

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    1. Re:Software by Barsteward · · Score: 2

      I don't think you can get the software ICE makers dish out to their dealerships to diagnose faults accurately either, you can get off the shelf machines but they are generally not that clever

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    2. Re:Software by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      I interviewed with Snap-On who make car diagnostic equipment once. They have to reverse engineer everything, they don't get any help from the manufacturers.

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    3. Re:Software by awe_cz · · Score: 1

      Yes, you can. Ford, for example, offers (paid) access to all service docs and diagnostic software. It's not cheap, though (couple of $k per year).

    4. Re:Software by Ingineerix · · Score: 1

      See my post here that details this: https://news.slashdot.org/comm...

  18. Re:Dissected entrails of a still living Tesla M3.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Mod this up. Great stuff.

  19. Re:Dissected entrails of a still living Tesla M3.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I gave you a +1 funny on this - but it's more of an "A for effort" kind of upmod than a actual "Attaboy!"

    The thing is - and I'm being serious here - your scansion sucks, beginning with the very first line. Here's a thought: try singing those words to that song. Go ahead, I'll wait ...

    See? It can't be done without slaughtering the tune. Too many wrong stresses built into your choice of the words "Tesla technician." The only way to make the tune work is to pronounce it as "tek-NI-see-an," and, even then it still trips off the tongue like the town drunk attempting the first stage of Ninja Warrior.

    I'm a writer. This stuff matters to me. I hold or co-hold copyrights on around 4 dozen songs, so I can't help hearing parody lyrics being sung as I read them. And these words don't work as lyrics to Gilbert & Sullivan's classic composition.

    That is, they don't so much for me. But I upmodded you anyway, because you at least made an effort ...

    (Posting as AC only so as not to undo prior upmods in this thread.)

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  20. This is good stuff, but let's be reasonable .... by King_TJ · · Score: 4, Informative

    The people who are screaming about Tesla not opening up the repair info to the masses should also realize that almost none of their vehicles sold, to date, are old enough to be completely out of warranty. The Model S wasn't a thing you could buy until 2012, and they all got an 8 year, unlimited mileage warranty on their powertrains.

    When you couple that with the fact that Teslas were never mass produced in the quantities the big-name auto makers produce? You start to realize that the number of Teslas out there in scrap yards from getting totaled in accidents or written off from flood damage are FAR too few to support the business of local garages or other repair shops who might want to specialize in working on them.

    As a used Model S owner myself, I've done a lot of reading and research on the cars, because I wanted to know what I might be up against in coming years. The biggest issue facing Tesla owners today is an overall shortage of parts. Even if you have an authorized Tesla body shop repairing your car from a fender-bender, it's quite common they can't obtain a body panel or other trim part you need for 2-3 months. That's one of the challenges the company is still trying to overcome. (Again, they're nowhere near the size of GM or Ford or Toyota ... and they didn't really have the money to stock large quantities of spare parts in warehouses. I'm sure they started out just making spare parts to order, as they had the need. And now they have enough cars on the roads so that's not workable, but their factories were doing all they could just to meet demand for the new Model 3 vehicle orders.)

    Personally? I think there's a great money-making opportunity for independent shops who can stock specific parts that are known to fail somewhat regularly, and can do those specific repairs. Great example? Model S auto-retracting/presenting door handles. These are pretty complex components and had a couple of design flaws. (Tesla used a cast metal gear part that tends to develop a stress fracture over time and break into pieces. They also used regular copper wire where flexible silicone wire should have been substituted, so over hundreds of door handle cycles, the wire flexing back and forth snaps it.) Both of these issues have been addressed, at least to a large extent, with a newer handle revision. But my understanding is, Tesla didn't do that until 2017 and there's kind of a run on these -- since service centers will only replace an older revision broken handle with the latest revision. Clearly, this is a place where independent shops could re-work a broken, old revision handle and make it "better than new", for cheaper than Tesla's repair cost. (Tesla wants around $700+ per door handle for an out of warranty repair.)

    Another example is the small 12 volt battery in a Model S. This is known to fail on a lot of people, and will leave you stranded if it does. (Luckily, you *usually* get some kind of warning on the dash that it's having issues for at least a little while before it conks out.) This one, again, was usually just a free warranty swap so far. But as these cars age out of factory coverage, it'll become a problem. There's a company on the net called BattMobile who sells an improved replacement battery with the necessary, proprietary battery connector points already on it. But it would be great if more shops knew how to swap one of these and could do it for people inexpensively. On a dual motor Model S, it's not THAT tough as job, but it's kind of a bear to get to it on the regular, single motor vehicles.

  21. Kiss My Fucking Ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    According to Electrek, President Jon McNeil says the automaker is working on opening the program.

    This is some epic horseshit. It doesn't take any work to
    open the program". Does anyone actually think that Elon can;t figure out how to put a service manual onto a website? They know how to sell cars, but don't know how to sell parts?

    Kiss my fucking ass.

  22. Open Software by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

    Sometimes I suspect the main reason more software isn't open to the public is the authors are too embarrassed to show it.

  23. Re:This is good stuff, but let's be reasonable ... by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 2

    If only Tesla would do the right thing and let you get it repaired where you want like all other manufacturers. But I guess vendor lock-in is a good thing?

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  24. and laws will force there hand that software by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    and laws will force there hand that software must be put to 3rd party repair shops and that can't black list people for useing non dealer parts / non dealer shops.

  25. Rei's shares by ishmaelflood · · Score: 1

    Rei bought in to TSLA at about $260. They spiked to $371 but he didn't sell then. Today they closed at $297. JP Morgan say $180 by the end of the year.

  26. Re:Dissected entrails of a still living Tesla M3.. by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

    I will agree that the first line doesn't work. The rhyme is wrong too. But the rest seems to fit to me. Having listened to a few versions online while composing this, there are plenty of such mispronunciations in the song itself. I kinda find it painful actually, and I may have cut some syllables out of the last few lines because I hate that method of forcing words to fit.

    I'd love to see a competing version in a reply...

  27. Re:This is good stuff, but let's be reasonable ... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

    No, the battery is covered by a standard 8 year warranty but the rest of the car only has 4. A lot of people have been buying extended warranties because the cost of repairs is astronomical.

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  28. Charger owner by DrYak · · Score: 1

    If the Tesla chargers are at risk then the 50/100/175kW third party changers are going to be too.

    Yes indeed for the 50 kW AC chargers.

    (no for the higher charger, those are DC, and Tesla uses a different connection. Normal DC uses Mennekes connector (for ground and data) plus 2 exra pins for DC. Tesla's proprietary connection re-use pins of the Mennekes to carry DC. You can't fry a 175kW by connecting it to a Frankentesla, because you can't even connect it to begin with. Look up "Type 2" in Wikipedia for the details).
    (Though maybe the situation is different in the US. Are there converter plugs between whatever shit Tesla uses there and whatever you use for 175kW DC on your side of the ocean ?)

    Now to go back to your discussion. Yes, you could just as likely fry a 50 kW AC charger by connecting it to a Frankentesla as connecting a supercharger.

    But the thing is, the Supercharger network belongs to Tesla, so they would certainly add a feature to make sure that they only allow whichever car they want on it and refuse other cars (cars whose owner hadn't paid for the Supercharger network access now that this is a paying option. Cars who have been rebuild and that Tesla hadn't controlled and certified to a point were they are comfortable of them being plugged. Etc.)
    It's their electrical plug, it's their call.

    Meanwhile, those 50kW AC chargers don't belong to Tesla. And up until whomever they belong to, tend to only be fussy and make checks and controls about payments (you need to wave a credit card or a membership cards on those charger which aren't 100% free-as-in-beer), but rely on all the security that already exist in current charging tech regarding safety.

    Now, I am ready to bet that lots of jurisdiction have already/are going to setup precise criteria about passing inspection for a rebuilt *electric* car, just like there has always been criteria for rebuilt ICE cars. So chances are, in the near future, in lots of country, if the Frankentesla was allowed on the road and managed to drive all the way to your charging station, risks of it exploding should be rather low, given the safety features of charging tech.

    (Disclaimer: All the various electric vehicles I've been driving have always been AC charging only. I haven't driven a DC-charging car yet, be it Tesla or any other brand. So I'm just speculating, it's not first hand experience)

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    1. Re:Charger owner by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      CHAdeMO to Tesla adapter provides 50kW DC. Do they get disabled too on non-certified cars?

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  29. Warranty by DrYak · · Score: 1

    Why can't I go into a Tesla parts counter in the same fashion as a Mazda parts dealer can get whatever the fuck I want if I'm willing to pay for it?

    Because virtually all the Model 3 currently on the road are more recent that their warranty period.
    Thus to an end users, thinking about repairs seems free-as-in-beer.

    It would be hard for any business to compete with a percieved price of "zero".

    Wait a few years, for the market to start having lots of old second-hand Teslas that aren't warranty covered and needs repairs/maintenance/upgrades here and there.
    Then being a "Tesla parts" reseller would be much more interesting business.

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  30. Jurisdiction and Frankencars by DrYak · · Score: 1

    Can you assembly these disassembled pieces?

    In some jurisdiction : No, you can't.
    If you want to put your re-assembled franken on a street, it has to pass safety inspection.

    Only then yes, if if passes inspection, you can drive your Frankencar on streets.
    That includes electric cars too.

    Can you mod or improve this car for competition?

    In these jurisdiction, competition tracks aren't considered public roads, they are considered private grounds.
    You aren't required to pass safety inspection by law.
    (But the track owner might have other requirements).

    But as long as carry your Frankencar on a trailer, you're free to do whatever pleases you and the track's owner, including up to watching a nice firework if any of your mods goes wrong.
    (this no matter what powers you car, be it gas, electricity or even crazier tech. As long as your car doesn't make the IAEA nervous, that is).

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  31. Compromise at design stage by jago25_98 · · Score: 1

    I think this situation could be handled by a compromise designed in from the start.
    For example, the charging, battery and software is offlimits...
      but the rest of the car is open and documented.

    The analogy being Open API's

  32. Uh, ok kids by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    It's too bad moderators don't have to know anything to get mod points.

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  33. Re:This is good stuff, but let's be reasonable ... by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

    Personally? I think there's a great money-making opportunity for independent shops who can stock specific parts that are known to fail somewhat regularly, and can do those specific repairs.

    That only works if two preconditions have been met: 1) a sufficient density of vehicles to keep the shop occupied. And 2), a sufficient supply of spare parts (depth, breadth, and speed of replenishment). The latter in particular is a problem as Tesla is struggling to meet the existing market.
     

    Clearly, this is a place where independent shops could re-work a broken, old revision handle and make it "better than new", for cheaper than Tesla's repair cost. (Tesla wants around $700+ per door handle for an out of warranty repair.)

    Presuming it's broken in a fashion that lends itself to rework. (A gear that "broken in pieces" cannot be reworked, it must be replaced.) Even so, the labor of disassembly, replacing the individual failed part, and reassembly isn't going to be cheap. Nor is obtaining the individual replacement parts. (Especially if they have to be manufactured rather than ordered.)

  34. I watch him - Good Channel by ripvlan · · Score: 1

    I stumbled across his channel earlier this year. He raises a lot of good points - although he may not verbalize them in the videos, he stumbles across lots of issues that are bigger, he'll have a problem "man Tesla makes this difficult" that really needs to be thought through. It seems bigger than right-to-repair. Watching his experiences is terrific though, as it provides insights into how complicated this can be.

    Somebody wrote to him with a problem which raised an issue - the guy had purchased a used Tesla. The issue raised was: sure, maybe you need to pay for something, life isn't free. Take super charging for example - seems like an add-on (i'm not a telsa expert) that the first owner can purchase. But it does not transfer to the second owner nor can another company offer it. When the car has been sold to a second owner, or resurrected from the scrap yard... Tesla won't allow super-charging via (what is believed to be) a firmware block. Only "certified" cars can have this...and only "certified" cars can have firmware updates (which includes safety updates like auto-pilot). But the cost to get a car recertified was (in a few cases) many many (many!!) thousands of dollars. So you're blocked from super-charging and presumably from auto-pilot updates too. They are connected in Tesla's mind. When you buy a used-Tesla you should mentally tack on $5-10k for the recertification & required repairs. I understand that the electricity may not be free to the second owner, but Supercharging is also the rate of charge.

    I can understand that the battery might require inspection to verify that it won't catch fire when under charging load. And there might be a fee for this inspection. But the price tag was a bit out of this world. Which then asks - can't somebody else perform this? And then how would they offer charging to a secondary-certified car? Tesla is not interested in this - at least based upon their pricing. It's like a cell phone. Battery doesn't work? Toss it in the recycle bin and buy a new car.

    Might I create my own charging network? And offer charging to Tesla's? But I can't offer "super-charging" capacity to these cars because Tesla blocked it in the car itself.... even if "I" created a recertification program for my network.

    Of course - my first auto-pilot update would be to offer bigger pillows to strap onto the front bumper.

  35. Re:Dissected entrails of a still living Tesla M3.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can't really say this is an improvement, but here goes...

    I'm the very model of a Tesla millenial,
    I've information technical, electrical, mechanical,
    I know the latest models, and I quote designs historical,
    From Model X to Model 3, in order categorical;
    I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
    I understand transmissions, both continuous and manual,
    I'm bullish on the stock reports and my vlog receives a lot o' views,
    With a thought-provoking stance and discussion that from thence ensues.

    [chorus]
    With a thought-provoking stance and discussion that from thence ensues!
    With a thought-provoking stance and discussion that from thence ensues!
    With a thought-provoking stance and discussion that from thence ensues!

    I'm very attentive and hands-on when using Autopilot,
    Your arguments of its dangers I vigorously will rebut,
    In short, in matters technical, electrical, mechanical,
    I'm the very model of a Tesla pro millenial.

    [chorus]
    In short, in matters technical, electrical, mechanical,
    He is the very model of a Tesla pro millenial.

    I know the Twitter history, Elon Musk's and Larry Fossi
    I've mastered the tent production line in all its intricacy
    I know the specifications and tolerances of the drivetrain
    And can relate them accurately in form of verse quatrain
    I can tell by ear a supercharger from level 2 AC,
    And then coerce my salvaged model to recharge at level 3!
    All while I hum a tune which subtly wormed its way into my ear,
    A jingle hawking internal combustion cars of yesteryear.

    Certainly qualifies as doggerel. One could substitute "tech" for "pro" throughout, and perhaps "speculative" (tortuously pronounced spec-you-lay-tive) for "thought-provoking".

  36. Tesla dropped the ball.... by Ingineerix · · Score: 1

    Jon McNeill (who was, at the time, president of North American sales/service at Tesla) told me in an email around early 2017 that Tesla was going to fix this stuff around mid-year 2017. This came and went, and he stopped responding to my emails, and then around the start of this year he left Tesla for good. Still no movement on "open" anything from Tesla.

    What is the problem? Tesla actively blocks the sale of any parts whatsoever to any salvage or grey market (unsupported) cars, and will not provide any service information to anyone, even in "supported" cars, except in a few states where it's legally mandated. In addition they will not provide "restricted" parts to anyone, which includes all of the drivetrain/battery/HV stuff. They also do not provide the necessary software and access to the car's internal systems (you are locked out of your own car). They don't even give you this, even in states where it's legally mandated! Tesla is the "Apple" of car makers, and actually they are worse in some ways!

    I am the guy who has been posting all the Model 3 teardown videos on YouTube, and I also help people all over the world with their unsupported cars. I have helped about 400 cars get back on the road since I started in 2015. (Including Rich Benoit's cars who is the subject of the above article!)

    It's almost impossible to get a Tesla going again without internal diagnostic and software access, as all parts must have matching software before the car will drive. Also, many modules are VIN-married. I provide this service, because Tesla refuses. Even in states, such as Rich's home state; MA, where this is right-to-repair legislation in place, Tesla is technically in violation, because while they will give you a service manual, they do not give you diagnostic access or software to work on the cars.

    I actually support Tesla and believe in their mission and want them to succeed, but this policy is toxic, and if not reversed soon is going to make the cars very difficult to insure, thus threatening their mission.

    Here is my email to Jon:

    Jan 18, 2017

    Hi Jon,

    My name is Phil, and I'm the one who originally exposed the launch limit counter issue. I want to personally thank you (and Tesla) for non only resolving this issue, but going above and beyond by agreeing to cover accelerated wear under warranty. This is absolutely amazing!

    My biggest remaining complaint on Tesla's policies is refusing to sell replacement parts to owners of salvage cars. In addition, refusing to release simple service information such as service manuals, wiring diagrams, etc to all owners so they can service their own cars, or allow independent service shops to work on them.

    I now support about 100 salvage and gray market cars around the world that Tesla has abandoned, and I provide the owners with diagnostic support and a remote access application. They have no other recourse and have to resort to lying to service centers to obtain parts in many cases.

    Tesla's policy of blacklisting salvage cars makes the prices drop in the salvage market (good for people like me that buy them), but extremely bad for the insurance companies as they lose a massive amount of money when these cars are totaled. This is resulting in higher insurance premiums for Tesla vehicles as well as some insurers classifying them as "exotics" or outright refusing to insure them at all. This will eventually result in the vehicles losing value because they will be expensive to insure.

    If this policy continues, especially as cars come off warranty and Tesla denies access to service data and parts to independent shops, There will likely be bad publicity and lawsuits. This will definitely not fly with a mass-market affordable car such as the Model 3.

    I believe this a grave threat to Tesla's mission, and I think action should be taken immediately.

    Elon has stated that service is not intended to be a profit center, yet parts are not freely a

  37. Re:This is good stuff, but let's be reasonable ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmm that's funny because I have a 5 year old Tesla that is 1 year out of warranty... 8 years warranty only covers the motor and battery, everything else isn't covered.

  38. Shouldn't block chademo by DrYak · · Score: 1

    From what I gather info online, and from what limited experience I have (on *other* cars) :
    Nope.

    It's not the *car* that gets remotely disabled. (That would actually be illegal. See Renault's answer on complains about risk of remote shut down of rented Zoe batteries).
    It's Tesla banning some models *from their own charger*.

    Super Chargers : it's their chargers, it's their call to decide what goes on there.

    Chademo : They don't own these chargers, it's the charger's owner decision if they accept you on them or not. The dozen of such chargers I've seen, the only concern of the charger owner is that you swipe your credit card or membership card so they can charge you
    (even if the amount is ridiculously low -- the privilege of living in a country with a high cost of living and Alpine hydro everywhere : electricity seems cheap, even if it would probably give a heart attack to somebody from China if they hear how much we pay for it).
    The owner of the charging stations usually don't give a damn about what you plug into it.
    Their logic being :
      - if you drove it all the way to reach this highway rest area, it means that it has passed the law-required safety test, and should be more or less safe.
      - the charging system have a couple of safety measures to avoid incidents.
    Both the above should be enough to lower the risk of a Frankentesla catching fire to an acceptable level for them.

    Which also means :
    had the remote-disabled Tesla currently reported on youtube happened in Europe, instead of leaving the car at a friend or needing to tow it all the way back to home, the owner of the Frankentesla, could simply plug it into a competitor's chademo station with such an adapter - or like in my post above example, into a slower Mennekes AC plug, and had it fully recharge for about the same money that his coffee budget for the trip, (and of course record his youtube rant in front of the competitor charger).
    (Or maybe even for free. Some businesses provide Mennekes AC charging for free as a way to attract customers - IKEA does here around)

    But given most of the turn of events, I deduce that :
    - charging station other than supercharger apparently aren't that common in the US ? So leaving the car at a nearby's friend is the only solution.
    - given the type of power plugs available in the US (120V, capped at 10A max ?), it would take several days/a week to charge the battery and the friend might not be happy with such high and prolonged consumption.

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  39. Service meny by Mats+Svensson · · Score: 1

    I have heard, that if you get it up to 88 mph, and put it in reverse while pressing the gas and brakes at the same time.
    A service menu hud pups up on the windshield.
    And you can change all kinds of cool settings, like the color of the brake-lights, or make the steering-wheel left handed.

  40. Re:This is good stuff, but let's be reasonable ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mean like when the other manufacturers wouldn't "do the right thing" and sell their cars? Or even allow them to sell them, themselves? You're reaching very hard here. They're outsiders for many reasons, and one of them is the standard dealership/garage networks that would never want to deal with Tesla until they have no choice.