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How Tech Companies Responded To Hurricane Florence (qz.com)

112-mph winds from Hurricane Florence battered the Carolinas on Saturday, resulting in at least 13 deaths and leaving more than 796,000 households with no electricity, according to CNN, with over 20,000 people evacuating to emergency shelters.

One Myrtle Beach resident spotted an alligator walking through their neighborhood, and the New York Post warns the hurricane "could displace venomous snakes from South Carolina's wetlands," uprooting "some 38 species of snakes -- including dangerous cottonmouths and copperhead vipers."

Cellphone carriers are offering free calling, texting, and data services to affected customers in the Carolinas, and Quartz reports that other tech companies are also trying to help: People fleeing Florence can find hundreds of places on Airbnb to stay for free; the company will screen applicants and cover homeowners for any damage up to $1 million. Harmany is an app created specifically to connect people during natural disasters. It's set up so that people who have a place can list it, adding it to a map where those needing shelter can find them. Gas Buddy, which lets users search for gas prices and availability by zip code, has set up a special "Florence Live Updates" page and section on its app so users can identify which gas stations are out of fuel, diesel, or power....

The main federal disaster agency, the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA), has an app that is supposed to provide up-to-the minute information about the storm, shelters, and evacuation routes. It is crashing constantly, according to Android users. (Quartz's didn't have the same problems, but hitting the "get directions" button to one North Carolina shelter inexplicably opened up Uber.) FEMA also recommends the Red Cross's Hurricane app, which shows location specific weather alerts, has a flashlight and an alarm, and allows users to connect with people in their contacts, but doesn't have information on shelters.

And the data backup company Datto is even deploying equipment for free to bring back critical infrastructure. "With this storm, it looks like flooding will be as much of a danger as wind. It doesn't take a lot of water to knock out infrastructure like cable and internet. Things that can take weeks to build it back..."

79 comments

  1. Who the hell cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Tech companies" are not responding to the hurricane in any way that matters. Flashlight apps? Map and direction finding apps?

    How many of them are donating supplies? How many are putting up people in housing? I mean, the cell carriers are almost doing something with free calling, but considering the bigger concern is having working cell towers (rather than paying for a few days of phone calls) it hardly counts.

    What idiot approved this self-congratulatory fluff piece?

    1. Re:Who the hell cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      most of them don't even pay taxes, Silicon Valley S.A.R.L

    2. Re: Who the hell cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Check out the linked article for Datto.
      They make a 4G router, and they are giving them out to businesses to get internet and phones again.

    3. Re:Who the hell cares? by markdavis · · Score: 3, Insightful

      >"Tech companies" are not responding to the hurricane in any way that matters. [...] How many of them are donating supplies? [...] How many are putting up people in housing?"

      This series of articles is about technology, not about supplies.

      Did you not read the summary? AirBnb is covering the entire cost of lodging people. That is pretty damn significant right there. Not listed: Google is matching donations to the Red Cross up to $1 million. Amazon set up a way to donate easily through Alexa. Facebook activated safety and crisis response pages and in-app donation collection.

    4. Re:Who the hell cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AirBnb doesn't own houses or homes. They are convincing other people to rent out THEIR homes (as a charity donation).
      Amazon and Facebook are allowing other people to donate their own money? WOW! What help!

      Google donating $1 million (source?) is actually doing something, even if it is 'matching' donations only. It is not in the least tech related, despite what you said the articles were about, but it is at least something of value.

    5. Re: Who the hell cares? by Dusanyu · · Score: 1

      Home ruined, low on food and drinkable water, Sewers backing up Gators and Venomous snakes lurking about but hey at least we have the internet. People can survive a few hours after snake Envenomation (depending on the snake species) People can survive a few days without food People can survive a few days without Shelter. People have survived Thousands of years without the internet. if Tech companies want to help Truck in things people actually need, Slap your logo on it "facebook Brown bag of food" or "apple iWater" This is as silly as the internet balloons bringing the web to areas where clean drinking water is sparse.

    6. Re: Who the hell cares? by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      So communication isn't necessary anymore in emergency situations?

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    7. Re:Who the hell cares? by TomBauserman · · Score: 1

      Also they are donating and being generous unlike the oil and oddly enough water *cough*nestle*cough* companies that the politicians bow down to, who jack up the prices during a crisis to take advantage of the people that need help the most.

    8. Re: Who the hell cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also not listed, Comcast and Charter opened all wifi hotspots in the regions for unlimited public use.

    9. Re:Who the hell cares? by Solandri · · Score: 1

      AirBnb doesn't own houses or homes. They are convincing other people to rent out THEIR homes (as a charity donation).

      That's still useful because AirBnb has legal guidelines in place to protect the homeowner when they decide to rent out their home. Many states have extremely strict tenant-protection laws which makes it take about a year to evict a squatting tenant. People who've invited a friend down on their luck to stay in an extra bedroom for "a short while" have run afoul of this, resulting in the friend refusing to move out and the homeowner having to go through the lengthy and expensive eviction process to remove them.

      For this reason, unless it was a relative or one of my neighbors I know well, I doubt I'd invite anyone to stay at my home even in the event of a natural disaster. Unless it was under the legal protection of a company like AirBnb which provides legal and property insurance.

    10. Re:Who the hell cares? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Amusing ... actually not ... depressing would coin it more.
      A self proclaimed first world nation is depending on donations to get/keep its citizens out of harm.
      When do you guys wake up and realize that your life situation simply sucks and is not on first world standards?

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    11. Re:Who the hell cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      an SJW.

    12. Re:Who the hell cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why did these people stay behind? Helping them is only going to hurt things in the long run.

  2. gov apps in private censorable platforms? by sittingnut · · Score: 0

    more important question is whether government agencies (local, state, federal, ...), and taxpayer supported (tax credit, subsidies, etc) entities, should have information and help delivery apps(also information collection apps), and other such things, in private corporate controlled platforms that can censor or ban users (for whatever reason)?
    isn't that discrimination against citizens who are banned and censored? isn't that illegal?

    1. Re:gov apps in private censorable platforms? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 0

      more important question is whether government agencies (local, state, federal, ...), and taxpayer supported (tax credit, subsidies, etc) entities, should have information

      What good is the government having information if the #1 guy in charge doesn't believe it?

      https://www.vox.com/policy-and...

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  3. Our administration will take credit for all this. by TomBauserman · · Score: 0

    His efforts were a yuge success. Just like Maria where there were only 18 deaths and anything more is a democrat conspiracy to discredit him. When we all know the credit goes to these tech companies and not to the government at all. He thinks throwing paper towels at people is all it takes.

  4. Re:Our administration will take credit for all thi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yep sounds like the third term of Barack Obama. Shadow government.

  5. Comcast and Charter opened wifi hotspots as well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    https://corporate.comcast.com/stories/comcast-opens-wifi-hotspots-to-aid-residents-and-emergency-personnel-ahead-of-hurricane-florence

  6. Re:Our administration will take credit for all thi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This must be sarcasm. The current government is incomparable to that of Barack Obama, and what the bleep is this shadow government?

  7. They did done an "app"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... neatly leaving people without a smartphone of the right brand out in the wet stormy cold.

  8. Gas station out of power? by fraxinus-tree · · Score: 1

    Where I live, we don't have hurricanes. But you CANNOT open a gas station without installing a generator capable of powering the whole business, including lights, pumps and cash registers. The generator is expected to have a separate tank and to run on something that the gas station sells (usually diesel). The same AFAIK is in the whole EU and the whole post-Soviet world. Isn't it the same in US ?

    1. Re:Gas station out of power? by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Many but not all states require some backup power system. Many gas stations in the USA are quite small businesses, franchises, that run on very narrow margins. Maintaining and testing such a system to be able to rely on it for extended systems can be difficult.

      I've recently had discussions with several business partners about what genuine "high availability" means, and walking with them through the risks of single points of failure, versus the risks of the complex and often confusing systems required to _avoid_ those single points of failure. I'm afraid that it's quite common to build almost all of the emergency or failover infrastructure, and leave out one small aspect. One of my favorite such mistakes is switches that have dual power supplies, for which both supplies are plugged into the same battery power supply. Another is where computers support dual network ports, and both are plugged into the same network switch.

    2. Re:Gas station out of power? by Calydor · · Score: 0

      If the hurricane knocked over a tree that crashed down on top of the generator then it doesn't really matter how much diesel is left in the tank, even TRYING to turn that generator on is a no-no.

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    3. Re:Gas station out of power? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the hurricane knocked over a tree that crashed down on top of the generator then it doesn't really matter how much diesel is left in the tank, even TRYING to turn that generator on is a no-no.

      I bet you're a real riot at parties. What are the odds that every generator at every gas station in a 50 mile radius gets taken out by a fallen tree?

      Pretty small wouldn't you say?

      But it's more fun to be Mr. Sky-is-falling-sky-is-falling. amirite?

      Go back to crying "Wolf" some more. Maybe your villagers will knock some sense into you after the third time.

    4. Re:Gas station out of power? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      For the US many gas stations do exactly that, especially on the interstates.
      I don't know if it's a requirement within the city but it is often the case.

      The issue is for areas not within the evacuation zone where people buy up all of the gas in preparation or after being displaced there, and refueling supplies are cut off.

      For smaller gas stations they don't always have room for huge generators and rely on the normal fuel reserves of the station. Once that is gone it's gone.

      Like I said I'm not sure of the official requirements, but as far as in practice most of our disaster preparation in the states is pretty sub-par.

      The entire last two or so generations of people are actively taught that personal responsibility is a bad thing and so there is a complete dependence on others for everything.
      Most people don't even keep more than a week of food in the house relying on weekly grocery runs, let alone consider services like power and natural gas being disrupted for extended times.

      A decade back a major ice storm came through one particularly bad winter and in my state a good 75% of the city was without electrical distribution capabilities for a week, causing a death toll in the hundreds from people freezing to death in their own homes.
      Not only are home generators fairly rare but simply stocking up on non-perishable food items seems to be a concept completely forgotten.
      You'd imagine something as simple as breaking out the camping supplies would help but is also fairly rare.

    5. Re:Gas station out of power? by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      I remember dealing with Southwestern Bell in the 90s. Their idea of "redundant circuit" was two wires in the same conduit. Guess how we discovered this?

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    6. Re:Gas station out of power? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another is where computers support dual network ports

      To be fair that is often about bandwidth rather than HA. We do that in our HA setup, the redundancy is having an active/active or active/standby pair of computers.

    7. Re:Gas station out of power? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...after all the computer itself is a SPOF so a redundant network port doesn't gain you much

    8. Re:Gas station out of power? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      EU has no such laws.
      Individual countries might have, but certainly not Germany.

      A storm that kills the power supply in a region big enough to be of concern has yet to be invented.

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    9. Re:Gas station out of power? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We had an outage due to a damaged fibre cable a few months ago. Two separate suppliers yet took out the live and redundant links at the same time. Guess who had subcontracted from a company who had subcontracted from a company who had subcontracted from a company who had subcontracted from a company who had subcontracted from the other supplier? The suppliers had stated they weren't sharing infrastructure when it was first installed, but they didn't actually know all the suppliers involved. Luckily we had a second site.

    10. Re:Gas station out of power? by rpstrong · · Score: 1

      I was in IT for a company that was upgrading to an IBM AS/400 mini-computer, with a brand new computer room. Our boss believed in doings things right, and we had a UPS which was specced out for more power than we'd need, with plenty of time for either an orderly shutdown, or for the length of the blackout.

      Fortunately, the first blackout only lasted about twenty minutes. This was a short enough time that we kept running, but long enough to realize that the system console terminal - necessary to shut the computer down - was one of the few things in the room that hadn't been plugged into the UPS.

  9. As long as Fortnite servers don't get flooded by devslash0 · · Score: 1

    I'm a happy man.

    1. Re: As long as Fortnite servers don't get flooded by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      And yet you still wonder why I divorced you,

      Your Ex

  10. AirBnb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This series of articles is about technology, not about supplies.

    AirBnb is covering the entire cost of lodging people.

    Having an app, a website, and using computers for day to day operations doesn't make a company a tech company. If it were the case, then Walmart would be a huge tech company. And Home Depot.

    With the mentality of everyone, I would suggest that Papa Johns move their HQ to Silly Valley, they would be then labeled a tech company (it uses quite a bit of tech itself!), its founder, John Schnatter, gets labeled as "Autistic" because of the use of the 'N' word and the company will be all good and its market cap will go to $1 trillion dollars. Oh! And throw in Elon Musk eating a pizza from there and all of you would be wetting yourselves.

  11. Triple-nines. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It doesn't take a lot of water to knock out infrastructure like cable and internet. Things that can take weeks to build it back...

    That's right, it does, so keep that in mind next time you all call the latter a "human right", or a "necessity". Apparently it's such a "necessity" it can't even be built like one.

    1. Re:Triple-nines. by Calydor · · Score: 1

      How long does it take to build new power masts and string new power cables from mast to mast? Will they be done before the next hurricane comes through and tears it all back down again?

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    2. Re:Triple-nines. by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Not really smart to put your utilities hanging on poles when where you live has lots of trees, hurricanes, and the occasional freezing rain/sleet storm in the winter. Tends to bring said utilities down - just as easily as flooding. And flooding tends to be a LOT less regular of an occurrence.

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  12. TRUMP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He hates Peuro Rico but he's like Johnny-on-the-stop with this hurricane.

    1. Re:TRUMP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, silly. A lot of white people are affected by this one. Don't worry though. If he can let down the non-whites, he will.

    2. Re:TRUMP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget: People in North Carolina and South Carolina can vote. People in Puerto Rico can't vote so they don't matter. Even if you consider all the vote manipulation going on, the manipulators can only do so much.

    3. Re:TRUMP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Puerto Ricans most certainly can vote in presidential elections. Idiot

    4. Re:TRUMP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WRONG.

    5. Re:TRUMP by Charcharodon · · Score: 2

      He was Johnny on the spot for that one too.....some odd reason stuff sent to PR never actually made it past the truck driver union that decided the hurricane after part was a perfect time to go on strike for more pay. That and the various PR leadership were MIA during most of the event, other than the occasional sound bite, they weren't doing their job and actually running the response.

    6. Re:TRUMP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're quite the apologist. Disgusting.

    7. Re:TRUMP by tsqr · · Score: 2

      Nope.

      Puerto Rico is an insular area—a United States territory that is neither a part of one of the fifty states nor a part of the District of Columbia, the nation's federal district. Insular areas, including Puerto Rico, the U.S. Virgin Islands and Guam, are not allowed to choose electors in U.S. presidential elections or elect voting members of the U.S. Congress. This grows out of Articles One and Two of the United States Constitution, which state that electors are to be chosen by "the People of the several States." In 1961, the 23rd amendment extended the right to choose electors to the District of Columbia; the insular areas, however, were not addressed in that Amendment.

    8. Re:TRUMP by Nkwe · · Score: 1

      Also most folks in Puerto Rico don't pay taxes or at least not income taxes. So without being voters and without paying taxes, there is less political incentive to provide services.

    9. Re:TRUMP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're such a dumbass you probably think Donald is remotely competent.

    10. Re: TRUMP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the beauty of it. He doesn't have to be competent. He just doesn't have to be Hillary Clinton. That alone is success for America!

    11. Re:TRUMP by Charcharodon · · Score: 1

      Sorry I live down here and have a front row seat for the political douche baggery of the local politics. I call them as I see them. PR was a rotten tree that just needed a strong wind to knock it over. That was going on long before Trump even ran.

    12. Re: TRUMP by meglon · · Score: 0

      That's the beauty of it. He doesn't have to be competent. He just doesn't have to be Hillary Clinton. That alone is all the braindead, anti-American cultists need.

      Fixed that for you. If you think Trump has been a success for the United States, you are very severely fucked in the head.

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    13. Re: TRUMP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those hating on Trump 24/7 need to stand back for a few minutes and look past his statements and tweets and look at the real world consequences of him being in office.
      He has increased the number and type of the sanctions leveled against Russia. He has a new trade agreement with Mexico that requires any Mexican based company that manufactures cars or parts for export to the US to pay the workers a minimum of $16 per hour. The number one reason US Manufacturers move their operations to Mexico is to take advantage of cheap labor. Trump has reduced the tempo of US military operations across the world. The growing economy he inherited from the previous administration has continued to improve and lower unemployment has hit record lows. The tariffs on imports has not had any measurable effect on the US economy. He is the first President in quite some time that challenge the long standing taboos when it comes to foreign policy. He has challenged the Chinese trade policies and their habit of ignoring IP rights. In the tariff confrontation China will cave in the not so distant future. He will leave behind two new SC judges when his term expires.

      He has changed the status quo. And of course Trump's biggest accomplishment was winning the election. All those who supported Clinton or the other Republican Presidential nominees lost the millions of dollars spent buying their pliable candidates. HIs election exposed the extreme bias and total lack of objectivity of all the big media sources. He met with the NK leader in an attempt to change the narrative between the US and NK. After 50 years of failed diplomacy what was the harm in changing things up? When Trump was threatening to destroy NK with the big button on his desk people attacked him for not using diplomacy. When he wanted to meet the NK leader and conduct diplomacy he was hammered for doing that. There have been no new NK missile or nuclear weapons tests since Trump came into office. And unlike previous attempts of diplomacy he didn't bow to NK's demands for sanction relief. And he has accomplished one thing that is worth all his embarrassing diatribes. He has made the US less predictable in the eyes of the world. Especially those nations currently at odds with the US. Over the years the US had become to predictable. Adversaries knew what the US would do in almost every situation. Russia invaded the Ukraine because they knew the US would only push sanctions and not arm and deploy any armed resistance. They knew Obama would only agree to providing the Ukraine non-offensive military assistance .

  13. How... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The media response to a hurricane: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbjXJM8_qus

  14. The bandwidth riots are about to begin by Charcharodon · · Score: 1
    How tech companies respond? Who cares. What we care about is how do Nerds respond to a Hurricane.

    What hurricane are you talking about??

    .....WTF!!? why did the lights just go out?!. The Wi-Fi on the laptop is down. 17% power on the phone I can't hotspot for more than 10 minutes............runs around the house looking for a charged USB battery pack..............Fuck, fuck, fuck, FUUUCCCCCKKKK! What do I do? What do I do? What do I do? What do I do? What do I do? AAAAAAAAAAA SOMBODY HEEEEEELLLLLPPPPPP MMMEEEEE

    Lights flicker back on. 3 minutes later..........sigh.....damn it now I need to log back on.....5 minutes after he gets logged back in that they go back out again for good.

    nerd curls up into the fetal position. Rescuers find him 45 minutes later after the neighbors call them due to the sounds of a little girl sobbing/wailing coming from the house.

  15. Let's hope... by nospam007 · · Score: 2

    ...they moved their UPS and Generators from the cellar to the roof after Sandy.

    1. Re:Let's hope... by Agripa · · Score: 1

      ...they moved their UPS and Generators from the cellar to the roof after Sandy.

      Building codes often make it impractical to install generators where they would be the most resilient.

  16. Amazon by DCFusor · · Score: 1

    Has responded by offering 10 day prime shipping in VA with no explanation at all - on in-stock prime items.

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  17. Changing datacenters as prevention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm form Argentina. The company I work from, we are using Azures's datacenter in Virginia (lower cost for us). Our manager was told by Microsoft to move all data to other datacenters in the west coast as a prevention any downtime happens, and we did. I guess we will be moving all back to Virginia when it is all over.

  18. Snakes?!? Seriously... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How many people have been killed by snakes or alligators during hurricanes? That really seems like a minor concern. Is this weather channel reporting?

    1. Re: Snakes?!? Seriously... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm tired of these mother fucking snakes and mother fucking alligators in this mother fucking hurricane!

  19. so in other words by iggymanz · · Score: 0

    Death and damage toll pretty typical for a hurricane that reaches U.S. shore.

    *yawn*

  20. Re:Our administration will take credit for all thi by TomBauserman · · Score: 0

    That escalated quickly lol. Just because I misspelled this?

  21. Re:Our administration will take credit for all thi by TomBauserman · · Score: 1

    Fake News!! Fake News!! It's easy to keep believin' the lie when anything you don't like is fake news.

  22. Airbnb? by piojo · · Score: 1

    I've read reports that they don't stand behind their promise to make owners whole if a guest trashes the place. What would really make this an attractive offer would be if instead of offering more money, they actually paid what they agreed to.

    But to be fair, I'll ask: has anybody had serious damage done by an Airbnb guest which the company actually did repair?

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  23. Why did the fish hop across the bridge? by The+Original+CDR · · Score: 0

    Sacramento had a severe rain storm in the late 1990's that sent river levels to top of the levees. A news camera crew were recording the high water level at a pedestrian bridge when a salmon jumped out of the water, flopped across the bridge, and jumped back into the water. That was the highlight for the evening newscast since flooding was minimal, the levees didn't collapse and no one died from their own stupidity.

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      DETAILS: He wants u to folow his referer links & pick up his cookie. Even if u dont buy what he linked but do buy something else from that site later on he often makes money;He ALSO tries to drive TRAFFIC to his various BLOGS & vlogs.
      Karma)He believes karma acumulates infinitely So he makes lots of pointles posts that r not bad enough to mod down;hoping they wil get moded up;He was a raging ahole when he thoght he had a karma surplus

      2)What-can-I-do DOWNMOD u wil usually get more mod points. If he is postng from a new sock acount w/ krma, get his oldst posts first. DOWNMOD him and AC in fresh thrads early on;Metmods wil reward u. METAMOD his posts. REPLY ONLY ANONYMOUSLY to the most deeply nested coments in his threds it helps hide his posts. Dwnvote his SUBMISSIONS, he uses to get krma. REPORT HIM to slshdot & the afiliate progrms he is usng. DONT MENTION his brand names c**mer.

      3)What-are-his-namesMost famous:The Original CDR, Cre|mer Cdre|mer ILoveFatCashews, Anonymous Cashews, The Fat Bastard aka TCDR

      4)Who-is-FatCashewsLoveMe AKA Tardu Lardo,FCLM Funny & anoying; Not me or crimer;He keeps lookout for infestation

      5)How-can-I-avoid-his-hustles --===DONT FOLLOW HIS LINKS!!!===--
      IF YOU MUST:Use a privte tab & nevr buy anything on the same sesion. If he fools u, close tab, cler the cookies for that site. There r sites other than yutube that wil let u watch his videos. I dont know if people view his contnt but I can pictre his jowls jigling at the thoght of people subvrting his business model
      6)Why-are-there-dashes & weird stuffI know most only skim thse posts. I want the most imprtnt infrmton to pop out at a glnce & to keep it shrt. I dont use TCDRs name becase he may think tht he benfits from geting it indxed by serch engnes. Id like 2 thnk TCDR & FCLM for editrial advice

      7)Copy: http://archive.is/TtDrY

  24. Datto by Fencepost · · Score: 1

    Datto makes some pretty nice stuff if you can get your customers to pay for it - hybrid onsite-offsite backup, with the ability to spin up a VM "in the cloud" with a VPN connection back to the in-office backup device so it looks like that server is actually still up and running in the office even if it's a bit slow.

    I like that they're helping out in situations like this, though for most of what they can do you probably needed it up and running a week or two before the hurricane.

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    fencepost
    just a little off
  25. Re:By doing next to nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It's bitztream the autism-hating, custom EpiPen-hating, Musk-hating, Qualcomm-hating, Firefox tabs-hating, Slashdot editors-hating Slashdot troll!

  26. Re:Our administration will take credit for all thi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That commie shit hole of an island left millions of dollars worth of supplies to rot in the piers and runways.

  27. Fake news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fake news, nuf said.

  28. How's life in the hypocrite lane?

  29. Ahhhhh Americans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Doh. News at 11. What headline do you want?

    "Big thunderstorm doesn't stop raining halfway through. Americans surprised!"

    "Big thunderstorm brings lots of rain as predicted. Americans surprised!"

    "After lots of rain, houses in millenia-old floodplane flooded despite prayers for the contrary. Americans surprised!" In unrelated news: "Belief in prayers on the rise - Americans more faithful than ever before"

    "Unprotected infrastructure damaged by predicted rainfall 57th year in a row. Americans surprised!"

    "Lots of predicted rain lead to predicted flash floods in predicted places. Americans very surprised! 14 dead"

    "Big truck is not magically invincible against force-of-nature flash flood. American owner mildly surprised! Also dead."

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