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Massive Undersea Walls Could Stop Glaciers From Melting, Scientists Say (cnn.com)

An anonymous reader quotes a report from CNN: Building walls on the seafloor could prevent glaciers from melting and sea levels rising due to global warming, scientists say. Barriers of sand and rock positioned at the base of glaciers would stop ice sheets sliding and collapsing, and prevent warm water from eroding the ice from beneath, according to research published this week in the Cryosphere journal, from the European Geosciences Union. The audacious idea centers on the construction of "extremely simple structures, merely piles of aggregate on the ocean floor, although more advanced structures could certainly be explored in the future," said the report's authors, Michael Wolovick, a researcher at the department of geosciences at Princeton University, and John Moore, professor of climate change at the University of Lapland in Finland.

Using computer models to gauge the probable impact of walls on erosion of the Thwaites glacier in Antarctica, one of the world's largest, Wolovick and Moore hoped to test the efficiency of "a locally targeted intervention." They claimed the simplest designs would allow direct comparison with existing engineering projects. "The easiest design that we considered would be comparable to the largest civil engineering projects that humanity has ever attempted," they said. "An ice sheet intervention today would be at the edge of human capabilities." For example, building four isolated walls would require between 0.1 and 1.5 cubic km of material. "That is comparable to the 0.1 km3 that was used to create Palm Jumeirah in Dubai ($12 billion)...(and) the 0.3 km3 that was used to create Hong Kong International Airport ($20 billion)," the report said.
The authors say there's only a 30% probability of success due to the harsh environment, but did mention that the scientific community could work on a plan that was both achievable and had a high probability of success.

142 comments

  1. We're going to build the ice wall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And make big fossil corporations pay for it!

    Yeah right, those greedy GOP-whore-renting pricks doing something good for the world? Not except by force.

    1. Re:We're going to build the ice wall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The penguins will pay for it, of course.

    2. Re: We're going to build the ice wall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know nothing Jon.

      The dragon will just use fire to melt down the yuge wall, and all the white walker immigrants will just walk right on through.

      The wildlings will pay for all the sunk costs of the yuge wall, to Make Fiction Great Again.

      Winter is still coming bitches.

    3. Re: We're going to build the ice wall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Sure, NOW you stupid leftists want us to build a wall. You don't think water has a right to move anywhere? So what if it pushes you out of your coastal cities you bigot!

    4. Re:We're going to build the ice wall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The idea is stupid. Containing the ice in a "dam", is not going to stop the melting. It will only stop the movement of the ice, for a little while. If the climate gets warmer, it melts anyway - dam or no dam.

      Stopping the movement of the ice with a dam will also fail spectacularly, the same way "stopping a river with a dam" fails. If you stop a river, you get an ever-rising lake. (Rain falls on the high-side landscape every year.) Soon enough it overflows your dam, and then it wears the dam down. Ice works the same way, albeit slower. You can dam it, but more ice is piling up because another pile of snow falls on the high-side landscape every year. Moving ice has carved out valleys in the landscape - removing bedrock to a depth of a kilometer. When it goes over your dam, it has no problem wearing it down.

      Dams strong enough to surround Greenland and Antarctica are not feasible. Moving all human settlement to higher ground will be cheaper.

      Besides, we have these problems because of greed. (Won't stop polluting because of ... profit!) Consider a future where Greenland & antarctica has melted, and are surrounded by mega-dams containing enough freshwater to raise the sea by 80m or so. (240feet). Obvious targets for terrorism or war, but neither will break those dams. Greed will - after a while, politicians will lower the taxes uses to pay for maintenance. Others will see that the freshwater is valuable, and export it in tankers to dry places. But any escaped water will eventually contribute to rising seas. Others will see the potential energy of water above sea-level; put hydroelectric plants at the dam, and get free energy! But of course, this will release water into the sea too. The sea will take millennias to rise from a few small leaks; but if the leaks pays, more and more will be opened.

      So don't bother with hugely expensive dams. Really big cuts in emissions will be so much cheaper, and have the same effect. No more emissions increases the price of energy until nuclear & solar pays for itself - problem solved. Energy may get permanently more expensive permanently - but that will hardly make a difference for society. There will be rich & poor & corporations just like before. Just like it was around year 1900 or so, when energy usage was lower.

    5. Re:We're going to build the ice wall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Our Glorious Leader was perscient, though he had misplaced his dream. He will build the wall on the sea floor, and of course Mexico will pay for it.

  2. The glaciers are a buffer by Wycliffe · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The melting glaciers are absorbing heat energy as they melt. If you stop them from melting then they stop absorbing heat and it would likely just cause the earth to heat up faster.
    Not necessarily a bad thing though as a faster rise in temperature would hopefully make more people take global warming seriously and you still would have the buffer available if things got really bad.

    1. Re:The glaciers are a buffer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      +1, Insightful.

    2. Re: The glaciers are a buffer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, I would argue that the latent heat of fusion of ice is something fairly large, and that it definitely consumes a lot of heat wnwrfy to turn ice into water

    3. Re: The glaciers are a buffer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "consumes a lot of heat" Haha, fail any way you like.

    4. Re:The glaciers are a buffer by religionofpeas · · Score: 2

      Here is some math:

      https://www.skepticalscience.c...

      The amount of surplus energy going into the ice is tiny.

    5. Re:The glaciers are a buffer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly right, Wycliffe doesn't and can't acknowledge this because he's been modded insightful by Republican denialist faggots who want to control reality with tiny e-penises.

    6. Re:The glaciers are a buffer by SqueakyMouse · · Score: 2

      The melting glaciers are absorbing heat energy as they melt. If you stop them from melting then they stop absorbing heat and it would likely just cause the earth to heat up faster.

      Planet earth heating up faster means the planet is absorbing more heat energy than it radiates outward. The glaciers are part of planet earth. If they absorb heat energy, then this is contributing to the earth heating faster, not preventing it. It's also one of the worst places on the globe for the heat to go because a rise in sea level would be expensive if it got out of hand.

    7. Re:The glaciers are a buffer by cjjjer · · Score: 1

      The more you control nature the more nature controls you....

    8. Re:The glaciers are a buffer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yo warmist bitch ... do you really want to be feckin-A cold ? How's that mile-thick ice-cap doin' fer ya ? Like poached fish ? Then wait-a-month till the cod thaws out! You can blojob your SJW cousins while waiting for THEDONALD to roll their azzwhole into chips-ahoy dryflakes and fry them in butterfat. Cows ya know ... methane ... Moooo ya fecckin-A gaffot pounce.

    9. Re:The glaciers are a buffer by Jerry · · Score: 1

      For one gram of ice to melt into water at 0C it requires 334 Joules of energy. Note that the temperature doesn't change when the melting occurs. That is because the ice is changing to the liquid phase, and the energy goes into the motion of the water molecules, not into its temperature rise. When all the ice has melted addition energy of 4.18 Joules per gram of water will raise the temperature of that gram of water 1C. Ergo, it will take 418 joules of energy to raise one gram of water at 0C to 1 gram of water at 100C. To convert that gram of water at 100C into water vapor will require an additional 2260 Joules of energy.

      The deep oceans average between 0-3C and the upper oceans average between 10-15C. So, each gram of water will absorb only an additional 12 to 60 Joules of energy.

      These changes are hardly "exponential".

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    10. Re:The glaciers are a buffer by HiThere · · Score: 1

      To the extent that this is true, you are talking about the distribution of global warming, not the level of global warming.

      OTOH, glaciers reflect a lot more light than does dirt, so the existence of glaciers *does* retard global warming. That's one reason the melting of Arctic sea ice is such a problem. (Ocean is darker than ice.)

      However, what I'm really wondering is what other effects building those "massive sea walls" would have. The antarctic is one of the major sources of food for the southern oceans. That's why whales migrate down there. That's why penguins adapted to live in the horrendous Antarctic climate.

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    11. Re:The glaciers are a buffer by Maritz · · Score: 1

      Haha none of your average slashdot denizens would ever accept GW. Hippy conspiracy, all-powerful green lobby.

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  3. No money by Patent+Lover · · Score: 1

    There's no money for this while we rebuild North Carolina which is now in the path of a new hurricane zone, which happens to be a Republican stronghold. Sorry.

    1. Re:No money by h33t+l4x0r · · Score: 4, Funny

      Maybe Mexico will pay for it.

    2. Re:No money by Darinbob · · Score: 2

      Why are we rebuilding this when we didn't rebuild Puerto Rico?

    3. Re:No money by mhotchin · · Score: 1

      They vote republican.

    4. Re:No money by gtall · · Score: 1

      Well, rebuild, yes, but clean up as well. Between the pig farm waste and the coal ash draining into the surrounding environment, it will cost billions to clean up.

      Maybe not though. The alleged administration could always recharacterize coal ash as containing essential minerals for healthy people and pig waste as merely fertilizer to replenish the land.

    5. Re:No money by gtall · · Score: 1

      Given this administration, the rebuilding will be minimal while the construction companies will make out like bandits....part of Make America Red Again.

    6. Re:No money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because NC asked for 1/10th the money that PR did. PR asked for 300% of their annual GDP.

      No, no corruption there!

    7. Re:No money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I imagine most of the homes and businesses in Carolina were insured. Maybe Puerto Rico had no insurance? Not to mention, they aren't even a state. Mostly though, insurance I would guess.

  4. What about the sea life there? by SuperKendall · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Although it sounds like maybe this could work, what about the sea life of Antartica that might rely on that particular niche to live?

    Besides the ice shelves holding back the glaciers are not melting underneath like scientists thought they would, so I think we need to understand better what is really going on before we fuck up the last mostly pure continent.

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    1. Re:What about the sea life there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not only that, but where will they get the material to place there? The source location(s) will be utterly devastated, as well.

  5. vs. Trump's wall by DeanPentcheff · · Score: 1

    So, this is well within an order of magnitude of the cost estimate for Trump's wall between Mexico and the United States: https://www.brookings.edu/essa...

    Global cost / benefit, anyone?

    1. Re:vs. Trump's wall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not both?

    2. Re:vs. Trump's wall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why stop the glaciers while it's so much more useful to stop the ILLEGAL ALIENS ?

    3. Re: vs. Trump's wall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Thing doesn't like heat, so we should burn it.

  6. This suggestion is just as stupid as ... by Jerry · · Score: 3, Insightful

    the one made in the 1970s to stop global cooling: spread coal dust on the arctic and antarctic ice sheets. It's on par with importing cane toads into Australia. Or, their rabbit plagues. Or, the Red Fox they introduced to control the rabbits they introduced.

    They had it wrong back in 1970 and they have it wrong now. Why did they have it wrong in 1970? Because they tried to tie global cooling into Marxist wealth redistribution, just like they did with "climate change".

    Science is never settled. If AGW is "settled" then it is not science.

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    1. Re:This suggestion is just as stupid as ... by religionofpeas · · Score: 3

      Also if round Earth is "settled" then it is not science.

    2. Re: This suggestion is just as stupid as ... by Z00L00K · · Score: 2

      What could possibly go wrong?

      Probably a lot of unexpected side effects.

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    3. Re:This suggestion is just as stupid as ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Perfect example. It was settled that the Earth was flat up until relatively recently in humanity's history. Anyone that suggested otherwise was a crackpot.
      Climate science is not easy. Our best models can't predict more than a few days into the future with any reliability. If you think you can prove what the Earth's conditions are going to be like in 30 years then you must be an absolute master of Chaos Theory.
      For everyone who truly believes in human induced global warming...what is stopping you from uniting and working together to solve the problem? Why are you waiting for a government solution? Get together and fund your own carbon free power stations. Sell your electricity at competitive prices at a loss if you need to. Give incentives for people to use electric cars. The fate of the world is in your hands. Don't bother waiting for the government to save you. You'll be sorely disappointed.
       

    4. Re:This suggestion is just as stupid as ... by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 4, Informative

      Scientific consensus in the 1970's was that the earth was warming. Whatever pop science mag said otherwise was crap, and is over exaggerated by modern deniers (the famous Time cover, for example, is a hoax.)

      You either were lied to, or are a liar.

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    5. Re:This suggestion is just as stupid as ... by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      For everyone who truly believes in human induced global warming...what is stopping you from uniting and working together to solve the problem?

      I don't think we can stop it, and I'll be dead before the worse hits us, so I don't really give a hoot either way. I just love making fun of scientific illiterates.

    6. Re:This suggestion is just as stupid as ... by gtall · · Score: 2

      Hmmm....so the law of gravity is not settled either. Hey, maybe you could go outside and jump up and down a lot? Sooner or later you might fly off to the moon. Quantum mechanics isn't settled either, what were we thinking building all those damn processors using it. Evolution is not settled, Kansas hasn't evolved in the last 300 years...definitely a point disproving its settled nature.

    7. Re:This suggestion is just as stupid as ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perfect example. It was settled that the Earth was flat up until relatively recently in humanity's history. Anyone that suggested otherwise was a crackpot.

      Simply not true. For example, the ancient Greeks already discovered that the earth is round. Eratosthenes even made a pretty good estimate of the circumference about 2200 years ago. See https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eratosthenes#Measurement_of_the_Earth's_circumference.

      That knowledge didn't go away with the Greeks either. Although there was some controversy, after the Greeks flat-earth theories were never 'settled' except in small circles. See https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flat_Earth.

    8. Re:This suggestion is just as stupid as ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perfect example. It was settled that the Earth was flat up until relatively recently in humanity's history. Anyone that suggested otherwise was a crackpot.

      Piss-poor example. The ancient greeks suspected the earth was round as early as 600BC, and confirmed it by 300BC.

      That was 2,500 years ago. What time-scale are you using where that is classified as "relatively recent"? Was the discovery of fire a recent event as well?

    9. Re: This suggestion is just as stupid as ... by RespekMyAthorati · · Score: 1

      What is settled is that you are an ignorant shitbrain.

  7. Canada Didn't Stop the Melting by pollarda · · Score: 5, Funny

    A few years ago, someone decided to use the country of Canada to stop the glaciers from moving southward. It was an environmental disaster with wide spread deforestation and loss of topsoil and native wildlife. Even with an entire country as a buffer, the glaciers did what they would do anyway and headed south. What's more, it was a complete failure. Even though the ice accumulated and became several miles thick in places, Global Warming eventually prevailed and most all the glaciers melted leaving immense amounts of trash in their wake. What's more, the ice was a hazard as it created ice dams and Lake Missoula which broke and released as much as 10 cubic kilometers of water -- per hour creating additional environmental destruction and killing everyone downstream including wildlife. Perhaps it isn't such a great idea after all.

    1. Re:Canada Didn't Stop the Melting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > A few years ago

      Pretty sure there weren't any countries back then. But I get your drift.

    2. Re:Canada Didn't Stop the Melting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *woosh*

    3. Re:Canada Didn't Stop the Melting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      immense amounts of trash

      That's rude. They're people too.

    4. Re:Canada Didn't Stop the Melting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? You actually think humans can build a wall that will hold back a glacier? You know, those things that completely resculpted the Earth? That should work as well as when they build walls to hold back lava flows. Oh, wait.....

  8. The real question is... by ckatko · · Score: 2

    can they also stop Kaijus?

  9. But I wanna drink the sweet sweet glacier tears by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean, who drinks tap water these days?

  10. Not really by SuperKendall · · Score: 0

    The melting glaciers are absorbing heat energy as they melt.

    Very marginally, from the ocean itself, not the atmosphere... and transfer of temperature changes from deep water is incredibly slow. This small and very localized loss would have pretty much zero impact on global warming as a whole, compared to how much the water would rise if the land-locked glaciers were allowed to go free.

    Not necessarily a bad thing though as a faster rise in temperature would hopefully make more people take global warming seriously

    Global warming is a gift given to or by humanity to avert the only actual danger, the return of the next ice age. Global warming is but a tiny trifle of inconvenience next to that epic disaster which would kill off 90% of humanity.

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    1. Re:Not really by BlueStrat · · Score: 0

      The melting glaciers are absorbing heat energy as they melt.

      Very marginally, from the ocean itself, not the atmosphere... and transfer of temperature changes from deep water is incredibly slow. This small and very localized loss would have pretty much zero impact on global warming as a whole, compared to how much the water would rise if the land-locked glaciers were allowed to go free.

      I want to know if those scientists took the Antarctic magma plume recently discovered to be causing antarctic ice melting into account, and if they've checked under the Arctic for a similar magma plume. It would make sense if there were matching magma plumes at both poles.

      How would undersea walls stop magma plumes? (not that anybody has the money for such a gigantic planet-wide engineering operation)

      Humans need to concentrate more on adaptation rather than hopelessly attempting to halt the procession of global climate cycles and wasting resources that could save lives. Sure, reduce pollution and stuff, but the smart move is to put the most effort into adaptation.

      They can start by making seaside property owners pay the full cost of flood insurance rather than forcing everyone to foot the lion's share of costs for insuring luxury beachside homes for the rich.

      Strat

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    2. Re:Not really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL magma plumes? How can you have magma plumes when the earth is flat?

    3. Re:Not really by religionofpeas · · Score: 4, Informative

      I want to know if those scientists took the Antarctic magma plume recently discovered to be causing antarctic ice melting into account

      Probably not. Why don't you call them up to let them know ? Go ahead and say that you represent the Slashdot community of armchair experts if they give you a bad time.

    4. Re:Not really by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      Global warming is a gift given to or by humanity to avert the only actual danger, the return of the next ice age

      Like you, I also like to set my house on fire to keep warm in the winter.

    5. Re:Not really by BlueStrat · · Score: 1

      I want to know if those scientists took the Antarctic magma plume recently discovered to be causing antarctic ice melting into account

      Probably not. Why don't you call them up to let them know ? Go ahead and say that you represent the Slashdot community of armchair experts if they give you a bad time.

      Nah, I think I'll just go with ignoring their ridiculous and impractical (not to mention obscenely expensive) proposals.

      You're welcome to waste *your* money on it if you like wasting your money. I'll not be wasting any of mine on it however, thanks all the same.

      Strat

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    6. Re:Not really by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      I agree that the proposal is ridiculous and impractical. But the melting has nothing to do with the magma plume, since the melting only started a few years ago, and the magma plume has been sitting there for millions of years.

    7. Re:Not really by BlueStrat · · Score: 0

      But the melting has nothing to do with the magma plume, since the melting only started a few years ago, and the magma plume has been sitting there for millions of years.

      Maybe you missed this:

      https://science.slashdot.org/s...

      "Researchers at NASA have discovered a huge upwelling of hot rock under Marie Byrd Land, which lies between the Ross Ice Shelf and the Ross Sea, is creating vast lakes and rivers under the ice sheet. The presence of a huge mantle plume could explain why the region is so unstable today, and why it collapsed so quickly at the end of the last Ice Age, 11,000 years ago."

      You're welcome.

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    8. Re:Not really by religionofpeas · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No I did not miss this. You missed my point.

      The plume has been there forever. The melting accelerated recently. The EXTRA melting was therefore not caused by the plume, even if it affects total melting.

    9. Re:Not really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bluestrat is a faggot who signs his posts pedantically as if it adds, while he's also a denialist faggot of the "I can't read science and agree" variety. He can only twist shit to fit into his existing asshole-of-a-mind, or he can waste your time.

      Don't allow him to waste your time, that's somehow the worse of the two.

    10. Re:Not really by BlueStrat · · Score: 1

      The plume has been there forever. The melting accelerated recently.

      So the scientists in the quoted story have it wrong and YOU know better?

      LOL!

      Thanks for the laugh, have a nice day.

      Strat

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    11. Re:Not really by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      So the scientists in the quoted story have it wrong and YOU know better?

      No, I'm in full agreement with the scientists. You're the only one who doesn't understand.

    12. Re:Not really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The plume may have been around for millennia, but scientists were unaware of it's existence until NASA discovered it. They previously blamed ice melt all on AGW when that was not entirely true.

      BlueStrat is correct. You...not so much.

    13. Re:Not really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I want to know if those scientists took the Antarctic magma plume recently discovered to be causing antarctic ice melting into account, and if they've checked under the Arctic for a similar magma plume. It would make sense if there were matching magma plumes at both poles.

      Yes they did. The heat flux under Antarctica was well understood and did not change with the discovery (more like mapping) of this plume. There are a large number of volcanoes both above the ice and under it. A plume is no surprise to anyone who actually studied this. Plotting out where they are is interesting and that's what you saw published.

  11. ... and the penguins will pay for it by Jeremi · · Score: 2

    Because as long as we're fantasizing, why not?

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    1. Re:... and the penguins will pay for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really, I though that guy in WH will ask that from Russia, China, Iran, NK.

  12. Underwater walls by Sooner+Boomer · · Score: 1

    What would these walls on the sea floor do to existing currents flowing there? How would they affect the movement of bottom-dwelling creatures. Always unseen/unthought of unintended results.

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    1. Re:Underwater walls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're intended to prevent the currents from under-melting the glaciers. Yes, that has effects along those lines. These aren't areas teeming with they type of life that would be indefinitely disturbed by adding a sediment wall.

      But of course you're right they need to consider everything before they do anything, which is entirely the opposite of how we allow industry to pollute according to an economic entirely-false self-defined reality.

  13. 0.76cm the hight of a small turd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gee where are explosive exponential increases in seas level, i mean i can block 0.76 cm with one of Cartmans turds.

    Comeback when you are talking about something bigger than my dick.

    1. Re:0.76cm the hight of a small turd by pslytely+psycho · · Score: 1

      You have a 0.76 cm dick? Wouldn't that be called a clitoris?

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  14. Someone tell Trump! by Vegan+Cyclist · · Score: 1

    Please, someone tell Trump, finally a wall he can build that might actually help! =P

    1. Re: Someone tell Trump! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Still cant stop those pesky illlegal penguins from getting across.

    2. Re:Someone tell Trump! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Make Antarctica Great Again

  15. Mobil-ize the stones. by Presence+Eternal · · Score: 2

    To be fair, they give estimates on the amount of material needed and compare it to existing building projects. But all I can think is "Lets use lots of fossil fuel energy rearranging rocks."

  16. Wall-la! by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Make Trump pay for it, as punishment for denying climate change.

    1. Re:Wall-la! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He'd just declare bankruptcy yet again.

    2. Re: Wall-la! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea, let's get Obama back. He was soooo much better for the environment. /s

      Except for all the hot air.

  17. Well... by GerryGilmore · · Score: 1

    That's just about the dumbest idea I've heard recently. Kinda like mass school shootings here in America: "Screw the cause, let's arm teachers and teach kids CPR!".
    Christ, are we really that stupid or what?!?

  18. Re:SUPER-BURNER KEN DOLL WORRIED ABOUT SEA LIFE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    he's got sssuper ssseecret info about this project getting funded by expropiating oil companies and banks so...

  19. USA has only *two* icebreakers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How are they supposed to build that wall? USA has only two icebreakers and only one of those is heavy class.
    https://www.military.com/dodbuzz/2018/08/01/trumps-border-wall-could-derail-funding-new-coast-guard-icebreaker.html

    A bit of irony here, since they budgetted for more icebreakers and Trump took that money for his wall research.

    "Trump's Border Wall Could Derail Funding for New Coast Guard Icebreaker... A report released Friday by the Congressional Research Service warns that Russia is increasing its military presence in the Arctic region. The Russians have more than 45 icebreakers, and they're currently working on building a nuclear version, Schultz said....That's as two of the Coast Guard's three polar icebreakers -- Polar Star and Polar Sea -- have exceeded their 30-year services lives, the report states. The Polar Sea is no longer operational, and the need for search-and-rescue and other missions in the region will increase as traffic in the Arctic picks up....The Senate's appropriations draft for DHS still includes the $750 million for a Coast Guard icebreaker, so it's still possible that the service could get the funding in 2019....The bill wastes "a staggering $4.9 billion on a border wall and increasing the Immigration and Customs Enforcement budget by $328 million,"

    $328 million for baby prisons! Check. $4.9 billion for border wall! check. Replace the aging icebreaker so you can at least go visit the Arctic and Antarctic without help from the Russians.... erm.....nope.

  20. SUPER-BURNER KEN DOLL WORRIED ABOUT SEA LIFE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    KNOWN anti-environmentalist pro-industry shill Ken Doll here to PRETEND TO GIVE A SHIT about under-glacier sea life "affected" by earthen walls under a glacier put there to stop it from fast-melt eroding? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?

    We've read your YEARS of pretending warming wasn't happening, fuck the planet, fuck environmentalism, pro-business all the way... and now you're going to pretend to be concerned about THIS? FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE LOL.

    You should win a fucking EMMY here, you avant garde denialist shill!

  21. Wycliffe is not a climate scientist obviously. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wycliffe is not a climate scientist and doesn't understand the dynamics.

    1. Re: Wycliffe is not a climate scientist obviously. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Wycliffe is not a climate scientist and doesn't understand the dynamics."

      And neither do the climate scientists.

  22. WE MUST SAVE BEACHFRONT VILLAS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Despite the questionable logic of building on the beachfront, we must all -- as a species -- invest massive amounts of capital and energy to save those who did.

    We are *all* owners of beach front real estate. This is a human problem. If you built your house on high ground, you didn't build that. You were lucky. If you chose to live somewhere sane, then you basically won the lottery. People who chose to invest in land that has never once in the history of the world been a good place to stake a claim are victims. We must save them.

    Open your wallet. Open your heart. /s

    1. Re:WE MUST SAVE BEACHFRONT VILLAS! by Wycliffe · · Score: 1

      This is a human problem. If you built your house on high ground, you didn't build that. You were lucky. If you chose to live somewhere sane, then you basically won the lottery. People who chose to invest in land that has never once in the history of the world been a good place to stake a claim are victims

      Matthew 7:24-27 English Standard Version (ESV)
      Build Your House on the Rock

      24 “Everyone then who hears these words of mine and does them will be like a wise man who built his house on the rock. 25 And the rain fell, and the floods came, and the winds blew and beat on that house, but it did not fall, because it had been founded on the rock. 26 And everyone who hears these words of mine and does not do them will be like a foolish man who built his house on the sand. 27 And the rain fell, and the floods came, and the winds blew and beat against that house, and it fell, and great was the fall of it.”

      https://www.biblegateway.com/p...

    2. Re: WE MUST SAVE BEACHFRONT VILLAS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shut up Obama.

  23. WYCLIFFE YOU SO SCIENCE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "the latent heat of fusion of ice is something fairly large" - ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS NIGGA GTFO

  24. N O by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just NO
    seriously
    No

    whomever thought that this would be a good idea clearly has earned his degrees in the trump marketing department, studied history and thought the berlin wall was a good idea, or maybe was reborn from the time the great chinese wall was built to keep out the ravaging mongol hordes...
    Either way,
    just NO

    this is such a foolishly stjoepit idea (yes that's misspelled on purpose) that only a flat earther would agree with it since that would kinda validate their theories about there being a wall around the south pole patrolled by all the countries controlled by the illuminati, to keep the normal populace from falling off of the edge of the world.

    Just No.

    but as ussual, idiocy will prevail, the us still has the two party idiocy, where both parties just are different sides of the same anti-social evil.

    N
    O

    passphrase : pledges

  25. thaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    download mp3 -->> ustaoglufilm.com

  26. Ocean Water Expansion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IIRC, half the sea level rise was supposed to be due to the thermal expansion of the ocean due to the change in the average temperature of the ocean. So, at best this wouldn't stop sea level rise; it'd just cut the rise to about half. That's not really much of a plan when that still translates into a lot of coastal regions half a meter under water in 100 years.

  27. you know by AndyKron · · Score: 1

    And make Greenland pay for it!

  28. It makes tickle and the walls are breakable easily by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The massive amount of sand and rocks used for building the walls will cost many trillions of dollars, an incredible quantity of energy and a big waste of time as hundreds of years.

    The another new idea is building man-made islands near to the Poles although it doesn't solve the problem and creates disputes.

  29. An advanced culture could do this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but maybe they wouldn't need to.

  30. Ocean currents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wouldn't this kill the ocean currents stone dead?

  31. Let it flow..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let it flow, let it flow
    Can't hold it back anymore
    Let it flow, let it flow
    Turn away and move from the shore
    I don't care what they're going to say
    Let the melt rage on
    The lack of cold never bothered me anyway

  32. Re:Hillary actually DID win the popular vote, Ivan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ther is no such thing as a "popular vote".

    California and New York may have gazillion people, but that does not mean that new york and california should be the only places to determine the outcome of USA elections.

  33. Re:SUPER-BURNER KEN DOLL WORRIED ABOUT SEA LIFE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is that you AmiMoyo?

  34. stupid ideas abound by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but there's always somebody dumber to invest in them

  35. Re:Build the wall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And make the fish pay for it.

  36. Re:SUPER-BURNER KEN DOLL WORRIED ABOUT SEA LIFE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    APK forgot his tag.

  37. Re: "walls of the Thwaites glacier in Antarctica" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Found the guy who is still butthurt and can't get over the results of the 2016 election! You go right on deceiving yourself fella.

    In the meantime President Trump will nominate a few more conservative judges, the stock market will hit its 101st record high since he took office, unemployment will reach a new all time low.....

    Trump 2020

  38. to be fair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it washed south and sits right where you are

  39. Definitely engineerable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Many very specific things have to happen for it all to work right and be coordinated between countries

  40. Re: Hillary actually DID win the popular vote, Iva by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Hillary actually DID win the popular vote"

    Which counts for absolutely nothing in a presidential election. Don't you get it? That's ok, hillary wasn't that smart either.

    Trump 2016, Obama's true legacy.

  41. "venus rising" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wow. this this is super interesting. didnt know.
    if true then a underwater "isolation" wall is pretty clever.
    but as far as can remember skool lore, lots of above water features we see today where made by claziers? like hills? so if the wall works the glazier grows ... and pushes the wall over ... or further out into the sea?
    also the question of the carbon emission tally to build the 3cubicKM wall?
    looking at the really good illustration, dumping rocks ontop of the glazier will make them fall into the ocean as it retreats thus kinda dumping the wall infront?
    best way would probably use some nukes to blow up some miuntain rock and hopeing the ejecta lands somewhere along retreating rim of the glazier :)

    anyways, if everybody would plant 1-10 tree seedling in their life time, may we would not less carbin dioxid, but maybe the solar energy would not turn into heat but rather turn into solid carbon that does work on gravity (grow) and would result in cooler carbon dioxid emissions because a phase change (not burning but sublimation?) from solid carbon to gaseous carbon removes heat?

  42. Definite solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We are the worst, let's keep pushing nature in unnatural directions.

  43. Re: Hillary actually DID win the popular vote, Iva by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually Bernie won the popular vote... in the Primaries, but just like in the General election that didn't mean jack shit.

  44. Idea is to reduce warm water flow under the ice by raymorris · · Score: 0

    Maybe you missed this part in the summary, but the idea is to reduce the flow of warm water erode the ice from underneath. Nobody wants to stop the ice from getting bigger.

    You spent a lot more time talking than you spent understanding, didn't you.

    1. Re:Idea is to reduce warm water flow under the ice by minstrelmike · · Score: 1

      It possibly might work, but I doubt there is any cost-effectiveness. Size is a huge problem. It's like the idiot conservatives claiming enviros are causing forest fires by preventing logging.

      How many tens of thousands of acres can we log in a year?
      How many hundreds of millions of acres burn every year?

      We're gonna build us a wall the size of Texas and at best, it will slow down melting by a decade.

    2. Re:Idea is to reduce warm water flow under the ice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not by 'preventing logging'; by preventing burn-off.
      Natural burn-off keeps the underbrush at a low level, but enviro-fanatics are obsessed with preventing ALL fires, so no go.

      Logging companies use deliberate burn-off to keep the underbrush to a minimum, for their own purposes. First, preventing fires that destroy valuable wood, and second because it helps access said trees.

      Logging isn't necessary; some states have their wildlife and forest management crews do the burn-off themselves. But the more greenies in the government, the more anti-science they are, and the more likely they are to prevent any useful anti-fire measures from happening.

  45. Antartica will pay for it by slashnot007 · · Score: 0

    Perhaps Trump could take all the illegal border crossers and force them to build the antartica wall. Solve two problems at the same time.

  46. Not Going to Happen by BrendaEM · · Score: 1

    Any measure to correct a global problem would be just as cost prohibitive as the measures that might have helped prevent global warming in the first place.

    --
    https://www.youtube.com/c/BrendaEM
  47. Sorry Scientists... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can't Fix Stupid.

  48. Re:Build the wall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remember when he said Mexico would pay for it.. Have you seen them contibute anything yet?

  49. glaciers "flow" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Glaciers actually are not static and ice is not a rock, it flows. Iceland glaciers keep moving, there is no good reason to believe that a glacier would be stopped by an obstacle. It will just flow around it like a tree grows through a metal fence.

    1. Re:glaciers "flow" by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Actually, glaciers are often stopped by boundaries. But the boundaries need to be *REALLY* sturdy. A mountain range will usually work.

      OTOH, if all you want to do is slow down the melting, then redirecting warm ocean currents might suffice. And that seems to be what they're talking about. This doesn't mean it's sensible or practical, but it's not quite as foolish as you're assuming.

      --

      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
  50. Build a wall around the Antarctic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And get the Antarcticans to pay for it!

    Oh, wait!?

  51. The USA will pull out at the last minute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, wait that was Trump, my bad.

  52. Re: Hillary actually DID win the popular vote, Iv by Boycott+BMG · · Score: 1

    What kind of fake news are you pushing? Hillary won the popular vote in the Democratic primary.

  53. A big, beautiful wall by kbdd · · Score: 1

    Just what we need...

  54. Re:SUPER-BURNER KEN DOLL WORRIED ABOUT SEA LIFE? by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    As I have pointed out many times I am one of the few actual environmentalists here - that means truly thinking long term instead of doing crazy things that sounds good on a very short term but actually hurt the environment.

    I have personally done more for the environment already with my bare hands than you will do in a lifetime by any means.

    --
    "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
  55. Wall to protect the wall by manu0601 · · Score: 1

    Once the wall be done, we will need another wall to protect the first one.

  56. Rephrased ... by Tjp($)pjT · · Score: 1

    We represent a group that thinks mucking up the ecology of the ocean will be perfectly clear of unintended consequences. The ecology there will scarecely be affected. The cycle of krill and plankton growth can’t possibly be affected. It all good. We modeled it.

    --
    - Tjp

    I am in wallow with my inner money grubbing capitalistic pig. ... Oink!

  57. Re: SUPER-BURNER KEN DOLL WORRIED ABOUT SEA LIFE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No you haven't. You may think you have, but you haven't.

  58. Re: But I wanna drink the sweet sweet glacier tear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You do. You just drink it out of an expensive bottle dumbass.

  59. These are not sicientits by franzrogar · · Score: 1

    Seriously,

    Are these self-called "scientists" the same ones that suggested to build an umbrella to stop Gobal Warming?

    This new "idea" is OH SO TERRIBLE in OH SO MANY WAYS that it's OH SO DAMM STUPID that we even need (if they have any) to revoke their PhD for the sake of humanity.

  60. The glaciers are a buffer - not how it works by FeelGood314 · · Score: 1

    That's not how global warming works. CO2 increases the amount of time that energy from the sun takes to radiate back into space. Since the energy is in the atmosphere and oceans longer the over all amount of energy is greater. That is to say, CO2 increases the equilibrium temperature of the earth. A one time removal of energy to melt all the worlds glaciers has no effect on the equilibrium temperature.

    Losing the glaciers does however decrease the Earth's albedo and that also will increase the Earth's equilibrium temperature.

    1. Re:The glaciers are a buffer - not how it works by Wycliffe · · Score: 1

      A one time removal of energy to melt all the worlds glaciers has no effect on the equilibrium temperature.

      It has no effect on the total energy in the system but it does have an effect on the perceived temperature and where the concentration of temperature is. For instance, air and ocean currents passing near glaciers lose some of their heat to the glaciers and that lower temperature air/water is carried elsewhere on earth which affects both our measurements of air/water temperatures and the weather patterns themselves. If the glaciers disappeared tomorrow (or if you walled off/buried them) then they could no longer drop the temperature of the water and air that pass by. The gulf stream, probably one of the most famous ocean streams works by hot water flowing north and then glaciers cooling it off so it flows back south. Walling off the glaciers would prevent this.

    2. Re:The glaciers are a buffer - not how it works by FeelGood314 · · Score: 1

      The gulf stream cools, in order of importance, by evaporation, by net radiating into space and conduction at the surface with cooler air. There are no glaciers near it. The gulf stream then sinks because it has a slightly higher salt content making it more dense than the water around it. Note, the water around it is actually slightly cooler than the gulf stream at the point when it sinks.

  61. No "Bandaid" solution can fix Global Warming! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Solution for Global Warming is cutting back fossil fuel usage, increasing clean energy usage, increasing forests etc!

    It is definitely not any "bandaid" solution for targeting just a single particular aspect of Global Warming, like melting glaciers!

    Also, any/all large scale geoengineering schemes should/must be seen as EXTREMELY DANGEROUS messing w/ nature!
    Our scientific knowledge of how exactly natural systems of Earth depend/effect each other is still primitive!
     

  62. Re:Build the wall by Maritz · · Score: 1

    Where is that wall, by the way? It's been nearly two years. Time to get a fucking move on, Donnie. Where's the check from Mexico?

    Better hurry, because Bob Mueller (living proof that not ALL republicans are disgusting traitors, just most) is on the way. Get out and vote in November bud, because a blue house is going to turn out badly for your treasonous buddies.

    --
    I do not want your cheap brainburning drugs. They are useless for work. And I am a working man today.