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Apple Watch's Fall Detection Could Get Users Into Legal Trouble (arstechnica.com)

AmiMoJo writes: Apple has released more details about how the Watch 4 will contact emergency services if the watch detects that you've had a hard fall. If the watch detects that the wearer is "immobile for about a minute," it begins a 15-second countdown. After that, the Watch will contact emergency services.

Elizabeth Joh, a law professor at the University of California, Davis, was quick to point out that, by inviting the police into your home, Apple Watch wearers may be opening themselves up to criminal liability. If police are alerted by an Apple Watch of a possible injury, they do not need a warrant to enter a home under the "community caretaking" exception to the Fourth Amendment.

Any evidence of a crime in plain view (e.g. a joint) could land the owner in trouble.

The article notes the "(mostly) opt-in nature" of the service, though one New York-based criminal defense attorney had an even better idea.

He said he "would much prefer a feature that can automatically dial a user-determined contact."

125 comments

  1. Why a new watch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why dont they just add the feature to the previous version?

    1. Re: Why a new watch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      They changed the sensors to be better able to detect falls specificity. The older models would potentially have more false positives.

    2. Re: Why a new watch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This so called âoewatchâ is neither watch nor a medical device.
      Anecdotal âoelife savingâ events were staged by apple.

    3. Re: Why a new watch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It looks the same to me - stupid and butt ugly.

    4. Re:Why a new watch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      apple needs to sell more crap. Planned obsolescence.

  2. I've fallen and I can't get a First Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh sorry, false alarm

    FP mesdemoiselles

  3. I'VE FALLEN, AND I CAN'T GET UP!!! by garote · · Score: 4, Insightful

    These issues are not newly raised by the watch.

    I can only surmise that the reason the watch doesn't ask for voice confirmation before dialing is, they assume the wearer is unconscious. If the wearer wakes up later in the hospital and is enraged about criminal charges for a joint spotted on their table, they have their priorities out of whack.

    Likewise if the wearer experiences some head injury or loss of blood pressure and is too delirious to notice and abort the countdown. Probably better off summoning medical personnel.

    Of course there is plenty of room for improvement. There's no reason the watch couldn't make a unique beeping sound as it counts down to remind the wearer to disable it. There's no reason it couldn't alert emergency services AND text/email/call a list of contacts. There's no reason not to allow customizations like "slide to call" rather than "slide to cancel", at the wearer's own risk.

    1. Re:I'VE FALLEN, AND I CAN'T GET UP!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This service has to be meant only for at-risk people like elderly. The resulting bill that follows a false alarm from the emergency services may not sound a lot to typical Apple Watch user, but most of us probably prefer not to pay it.

      A risk of criminal liability should be only a concert of substance users that treat their condition in states and countries that forbid the said substance. The rest shouldn't be a concern in countries with any resemblance of political rights and correct procedure.

    2. Re:I'VE FALLEN, AND I CAN'T GET UP!!! by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 3, Funny

      I can only surmise that the reason the watch doesn't ask for voice confirmation before dialing is, they assume the wearer is unconscious.

      According to TFA, it does ask for confirmation. It dials if there is no response.

      criminal charges for a joint spotted on their table ...

      I live in California. Pot is legal here.

    3. Re: I'VE FALLEN, AND I CAN'T GET UP!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a safety feature. Much like call 911 if the collision sensor in a car goes off.

      Most people that turn on such features, believe the features benefit outweighs any potential liability if they live.

      People other than independent seniors do not need fall detection. They can turn it on if they live alone âoejust in caseâ, but in most cases if you are choking and hit the ground, you want 911 , not your sibling to drive over and check.

    4. Re:I'VE FALLEN, AND I CAN'T GET UP!!! by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      Or just anyone that gets wasted on a Saturday evening.

      At least the lawyer seems to be pretty smart for a change - let the user determine the number to call. That way a relative or the elderly care service could be called instead.

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    5. Re: I'VE FALLEN, AND I CAN'T GET UP!!! by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      Just be aware that most fall cases are simple and just a question of the person not able to get up on their own.

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      If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker would destroy civilization.
    6. Re:I'VE FALLEN, AND I CAN'T GET UP!!! by e3m4n · · Score: 0

      its basically like OnStar but instead of monitoring airbag deployment and impact collision, it monitors the user. As long as laws get changed to restrict police arrest to crimes that are imminent danger to self or others, such as discovering human trafficking, it could be of some medical benefit. Its these legal backdoors to our bill of rights that concern me the most. What good is saving a life if it is spent incarcerated?

    7. Re: I'VE FALLEN, AND I CAN'T GET UP!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Smoking pot is an imminent danger to society you stupid degenerate

    8. Re: I'VE FALLEN, AND I CAN'T GET UP!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      can it call an exorcist?

    9. Re: I'VE FALLEN, AND I CAN'T GET UP!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can I get trolling lessons from you?

    10. Re:I'VE FALLEN, AND I CAN'T GET UP!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I live in California. Pot is legal here.

      Only in their mind. The feds say different.

    11. Re:I'VE FALLEN, AND I CAN'T GET UP!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't this typical Apple design philosophy? They design around a single situation and don't plan for others.

      I heard a few years ago that searching for a restaurant with Siri only returned a single result. Is this still the case? It just shows the short-sightedness of Apple.

    12. Re: I'VE FALLEN, AND I CAN'T GET UP!!! by hawguy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is a safety feature. Much like call 911 if the collision sensor in a car goes off.

      Most people that turn on such features, believe the features benefit outweighs any potential liability if they live.

      People other than independent seniors do not need fall detection. They can turn it on if they live alone âoejust in caseâ, but in most cases if you are choking and hit the ground, you want 911 , not your sibling to drive over and check.

      I keep the "call 911 after a collision" feature turned on in my car since I trust that if my airbag deploys, then I really was in an accident, it's not likely that I hit my hand on the table and accidentally invited the police into my house.

      If I'm choking and hit the ground unconscious, it's unlikely that 911 is going to get there on time, but if the watch dialed my wife who was upstairs in the bedroom, maybe she could.

    13. Re:I'VE FALLEN, AND I CAN'T GET UP!!! by taustin · · Score: 1

      The meth lab might be problematic, though.

    14. Re:I'VE FALLEN, AND I CAN'T GET UP!!! by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      The feds say different.

      First responders to a medical emergency are not "feds".

    15. Re:I'VE FALLEN, AND I CAN'T GET UP!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As long as laws get changed to restrict police

      Hahahaha!

      Are you serious?

      That's hilarious!

    16. Re:I'VE FALLEN, AND I CAN'T GET UP!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That comment is obviously meant for Apple Watch users in Kansas.

    17. Re:I'VE FALLEN, AND I CAN'T GET UP!!! by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      Of course there is plenty of room for improvement. There's no reason the watch couldn't make a unique beeping sound as it counts down to remind the wearer to disable it. There's no reason it couldn't alert emergency services AND text/email/call a list of contacts. There's no reason not to allow customizations like "slide to call" rather than "slide to cancel", at the wearer's own risk.

      I think the Watch already does ALL of those things, actually. It vibrates on your wrist for that minute to try to get your attention, it alerts your emergency contacts if you’ve opted to have them alerted, and “slide to call” is simply its normal behavior, which you you can make the default by never enabling the detection.

    18. Re:I'VE FALLEN, AND I CAN'T GET UP!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is irrelevant. Pot is still illegal in all the United States, including California.

    19. Re:I'VE FALLEN, AND I CAN'T GET UP!!! by turkeyfish · · Score: 1

      No doubt Brett Kavanaugh has bought one.

    20. Re:I'VE FALLEN, AND I CAN'T GET UP!!! by turkeyfish · · Score: 1

      Usually, when the police are called it is the local police that arrive, not the DEA. California has a law that precludes state employees from assisting federal employees trying to arrest people for activities that are not crimes within the state. Consequently, its extremely unlikely that the Feds would be involved. Indeed,, the Trump/GOP is so busy slashing federal budgets that virtually all agencies are strapped for funds as part of the efforts at deregulation.

    21. Re:I'VE FALLEN, AND I CAN'T GET UP!!! by turkeyfish · · Score: 1

      Really?

      here in Washington I can buy pot from my local Indian tribe, if I wanted. So far no sign of the feds. The Trump/GOP would be insane to try to outlaw it here. There would quickly not be a single GOP office holder in the state.

      In fact, the US will have to decriminalize pot soon anyway or otherwise Canada or other countries will dominate the markets and the profits, and tax revenues, which are already in the billions of dollars.

    22. Re: I'VE FALLEN, AND I CAN'T GET UP!!! by turkeyfish · · Score: 1

      Certainly, nowhere near so as Donald Trump and his GOP.

    23. Re: I'VE FALLEN, AND I CAN'T GET UP!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Most people that turn on such features, believe the features benefit outweighs any potential liability if they live."

      I'd bet most people just look at the potential benefit and don't realize what the potential liabilities are. Companies and governments at all levels are great at touting the features and benefits of their policies and products. They don't generally provide a full picture of the consequences, because they don't WANT people to think and make a decision. They want people to click OK and be done with it.

      Take a look at the marketing campain that precedes the installation of a school-zone amera wjlhose real benefits accrue to a company in Arizone....

    24. Re:I'VE FALLEN, AND I CAN'T GET UP!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the Trump/GOP is so busy slashing federal budgets that virtually all agencies are strapped for funds as part of the efforts at deregulation.

      The cynic in me says that is all the more reason they would be involved. How else are they to make up the shortfall in their budgets than to convict victim-less crimes for monetary punishments?

  4. A joint? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

    A joint isn't a crime, man. It is just a plant. In many states in the US it is legal as well. A joint will only get you a misdemeanor at most, not a felony as the lawyer claims.

    1. Re:A joint? by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      A joint isn't a crime, man. It is just a plant.

      And it’s not even mine!

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    2. Re: A joint? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The purpose of the watch feature is for dirty cops/DEA to plant on the scene *after* they have already illegally entered and violated 4th amendment rights, duh.

    3. Re: A joint? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This would be funny. If it were'nt true!

    4. Re:A joint? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, a joint is not legal anywhere in the United States as possession of it is illegal under federal law. However, in states that have 'legalized' it, it's unlikely that you will be subject to prosecution unless a federal law enforcement officer happens to respond to your call for help for some odd reason (and, even then, possession of a 'personal use' quantity of marijuana is unlikely to be very high on their priority list to devote resources to).

    5. Re:A joint? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, this article is fake news. Everyone knows that Apple users are coke fiends, not potheads.

    6. Re: A joint? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Cops have better things to do than setting up hipsters with Apple Watches. I would be pissed if an automated system was calling emergency services though and there was no emergency.

    7. Re:A joint? by Brett+Buck · · Score: 1

      Well, actually, it's a federal crime no matter where in the USA you live, and no matter what your local laws say.

    8. Re:A joint? by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 3, Funny

      And it’s not even mine!

      . . . and when the cops knock on your door, the watch answers:

      "Dave's, not here, man!"

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    9. Re:A joint? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      It is legal, man. Federal law enforcement officers aren't allowed to respond to these calls anyway.

    10. Re:A joint? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Who cares? Not me. Take a chill pill, man.

    11. Re: A joint? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course they do. But not all cops care. Many of them see it as just another job. If they can waste time with bogus charges on nonviolent people that is what they will do.

    12. Re:A joint? by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      It's a crime against your body - especially a dislocated joint.

      --
      If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker would destroy civilization.
    13. Re:A joint? by e3m4n · · Score: 2

      this depends on the state. Not every state looks the other way, and if you leave it up to local authorities it becomes inconsistent between bigger cities and more rural towns. Indiana is a good example of this. I work in Louisville and KY has a policy that possession (not distribution) of less than 8 oz is considered a misdemeanor $100 fine for the _first_ offence. After that it is back to disproportionate punitive measures. However, because under 8oz is a misdemeanor it does give sworn officers the flexibility to not report it. I have heard Indiana (right across a bridge) is no where near as flexible so people wont even carry their personal stuff on them if they have to go over the bridge. Southern Indiana is pretty rural and so law enforcement has more time to nitpick this kind of stuff whereas bigger cities are so busy dealing with bigger crimes they dont waste their time dealing with the little shit.

    14. Re: A joint? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Found the sociopath degenerate

    15. Re:A joint? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      I think that is what I said. Having a joint ain't no felony though.

    16. Re: A joint? by hawguy · · Score: 1

      The purpose of the watch feature is for dirty cops/DEA to plant on the scene *after* they have already illegally entered and violated 4th amendment rights, duh.

      The advantage of the watch is that there's a 3rd party record of when it dials out, so the police *can't* fake the dial out record after the fact without getting Apple's cooperation.

    17. Re: A joint? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First it's not legal anywhere in the USA without a DEA license, just because the law hasn't been enforced doesn't make it legal. You could still find yourself in federal court. Also there is nothing stopping federal law enforcement officers from responding to a 911 call or any other call for help.

      Also the "it's not a drug, it's just a plant" defence isn't a real legal or logical defence, especially considering morphine and cocaine are also "just plants".

    18. Re: A joint? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The FBI doesn't need Apple's cooperation when they can just go to the Israelis.

    19. Re:A joint? by hawguy · · Score: 1

      Who cares? Not me. Take a chill pill, man.

      I think the whole point of the article is that you *would* care if you drop your watch and don't notice that it just invited the police into your house while you left your joint on the kitchen table in plain sight. If you don't smoke pot, then maybe you don't care about this particular risk, but nearly everyone is in violation of *some* law, like maybe your mom left her vicodin prescription in your bathroom, oops, now you're guilty of possession of a controlled drug without a prescription.

    20. Re:A joint? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In many states in the US it is legal as well

      But in the US, it is not.

      Funny thing, that.

    21. Re:A joint? by commodore64_love · · Score: 2

      > it's a federal crime

      I can lay my hand on No part of the U.S. constitution that allows Congress to outlaw a naturally-growing plant. It took an amendment to give them the power to outlaw alcohol, and the same requirement applies to weed.

      --
      "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - historian Evelyn Beatrice Hall
    22. Re: A joint? by turkeyfish · · Score: 1

      A number of state legislatures have legalized marijuana. Since the Constitution explicitly grants all rights not stated within the Constitution as rights of the Federal Government unto the States and the Constitution doesn't mention marijuana for, at least those states that have legalized the drug, the issue is settled.

      Only in the event that Trump/GOP government attempts to take the issue to the courts to exert their claim, it is hard to imagine the government wasting funds on enforcement of laws they can't afford to prosecute those in states where the substance is legal.

      Besides, it would only lead to the GOP being wiped out at the polls by the younger generation in those states. Remember, these laws became laws because of the will of the majority and the last thing the GOP would want would be to raise taxes to do it.

      Then again, the Trump/GOP is likely to engage in almost anything that precludes rational thought just to prove they can.

    23. Re:A joint? by dryeo · · Score: 1

      No, it just takes the Supreme Court to rule that the Constitution says that Congress can outlaw a plant. There are various reasons that it is Constitutional from national security to interstate commerce.

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    24. Re: A joint? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just like certain tariffs, it's a national security issue.

      With this government, i wouldn't be surprised if they tried something like that

    25. Re:A joint? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are various reasons that it is Constitutional from national security to interstate commerce.

      I can't tell if you legitimately believe that those are valid reasons, or are simply stating how those in power would try to justify it.

  5. WTF America! by thegarbz · · Score: 2

    How little faith do you have in your emergency services for this to be on the list of concerns?

    1. Re:WTF America! by e3m4n · · Score: 2

      Police are dispatched to every ambulance call in my city/state. There was an emergency responder that was shot in the line of duty attempting to save another life. Officers are 'sworn' to uphold the law. That means they technically are not allowed to use good judgement to overlook illicit or illegal activity because they are sworn to arrest/report to the DA. Unless another law or policy tells them to look the other way, they HAVE to intervene. They do not have any latitude to make the call. This is reserved only for the district attorneys office. They barely have the latitude to let you off on a traffic warning.

    2. Re:WTF America! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      In America, having the police respond to your home is a very bad idea. Your chance of being arrested on some bullshit charge or being shot dead because the officer felt "threatened" goes through the roof. No thank you.

    3. Re: WTF America! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Has this happened to you? Anybody you know? Or did you just see it on a tv show?

    4. Re:WTF America! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In America, having the police respond to your home is a very bad idea. Your chance of being arrested on some bullshit charge or being shot dead because the officer felt "threatened" goes through the roof. No thank you.

      Citation needed Trump lover.

    5. Re: WTF America! by grumpy_old_grandpa · · Score: 2

      No need to go by anecdotes when there are plenty of data around.
      See the "The counted" series by the Guardian for info on people dead at the hands of the police in 2015 / 2016. About 1100-1200 per year.

      For SWAT team stats, Wikipedia says 50.000 raids in 2005. But for more insight, read Radley Balko's "Rise of the Warrior Cop" (2013).

      GP is right. Inviting the police to your home is a really bad idea.

    6. Re:WTF America! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In America, having the police respond to your home is a very bad idea. Your chance of being arrested on some bullshit charge or being shot dead because the officer felt "threatened" goes through the roof. No thank you.

      Or not being arrested and having them just steal your most valuable stuff. Being arrested is actually a better option, because any valuables on the scene have to be logged as possible evidence, rather than just disappearing into the donut / paramilitary weapons fund.

    7. Re: WTF America! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Has this happened to you? Anybody you know? Or did you just see it on a tv show?

      Are you really this dumb? Have you never even been pulled over before? Never had them question you about every damn thing that wasn't any of their business?

      When the police are involved, they are going to arrest someone if at all possible.

      They aren't out doing good deeds, helping old people cross the street or rescue kitty cats from trees.

    8. Re:WTF America! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In America, having the police respond to your home is a very bad idea. Your chance of being arrested on some bullshit charge or being shot dead because the officer felt "threatened" goes through the roof. No thank you.

      Citation needed Trump lover.

      Ok, the Trump thing is really, really getting ridiculous, but this takes the cake.

      It is generally the liberals who are very anti-police (perhaps you somehow missed the BLM thing entirely) yet somehow connecting that mentality to a "Trump lover" (whoever that might be) is very strange indeed.

      I suppose it's probably true that radicals on either side don't much like the police, but this is certainly some weird conclusion you're drawing.

    9. Re:WTF America! by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Unless another law or policy tells them to look the other way, they HAVE to intervene. They do not have any latitude to make the call.

      That is horseshit. Not what you said, but rather the situation you ultimately find your country in. My neighbour (not in America) experienced just that judgement call when his roommate did a bit of thieving and they police came and searched his home. They found among the jewelry they were looking for a marijuana pot plant and my neighbour's still. They asked if they belonged to him, he said yes, and they told him if they have to come back to the house for something else they don't want to see either item again.

      Job done. Thief arrested. Irrelevant minor illegal activity not related to the job at hand let off with a warning.

    10. Re:WTF America! by e3m4n · · Score: 1

      this is the ugly undocumented result of people demanding equality. It doesn't even have to happen in your town. When a town riots because some guy, with a gun, gets shot by a cop, policies pop up everywhere. Sometimes the video even clearly shows a justified lethal response, but people riot anyway. They end up rioting for a blended image of past injustices but still verbally insist this incident is another case of injustice. So then the departments start digging into every perceived chance of injustice. Lattitude of an officer falls right in the cross-hairs. There have been plenty of allegations that cops are more lenient to certain races above others. When given discretion a cop is more likely to cut a break to someone who 'appears' to be a non-troublemaker. This is entirely subjective but definitely some psychology is at play. This is often why if you keep your hair cut short and military-like (not high and tight but at least not touching ears etc), and when questioned use Sir and/or Maam you are more likely to get a break than having long hair and sounding like a punk. The subjective part is that someone might be more easily convinced someone white, asian, or indian is a non-troublemaker than that of someone hispanic or black. So the department decides to error on the side of caution and simply require officers to report ALL crimes with little lattitude. If they personally witness two guys punch each
      other, they cannot break it up and send them to their homes for the rest of the day. So yes, its very equal in trreatment. It is also somewhat oppressive. So now everyone can be equally oppressed, and distrusting of law enforcement.

  6. Update notes v1.1 by MJhasHIV · · Score: 0

    v1.0 - whatever v1.1 - let me die option for apple watch fall detection

  7. It is a gimmick anyway by Ecuador · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In general the fall detection of the iPhone is a gimmick - Apple seems to be running out of ideas for things that can set them apart. The obvious issue is that it is marketed as mainly for older people, but older people susceptible to falls are usually not the target demographic of a device that needs to go on the charger every 2 days! What's more, I don't know the stats, but I would assume going to the bathroom in the middle of the night must account for a respectable percentage of falls, but your watch would probably be on the charger. Unless you have 2 Apple watches?
    That would not be enough to condemn it as a gimmick perhaps if there did not exist dedicated fall alert devices that had none of the disadvantages of an Apple watch. I suspect with those devices you also don't invite the police to your house (assuming the article is correct and the Apple watch might do so), they usually alert a specialized EMT service.
    At least it is opt-in, so a less annoying feature than what the iPhone X brought. Yes, while Face ID seems to work well and some people like it (I am not a fan myself), the decision to put it in a "notch" was very bad. Now every phone maker out there just copies the "notch" without actually any hardware or functionality similar to Face ID, and pretends to be an iPhoneX-equivalent, or one of the "cool kids'. I'll have to wait until this notch idiocy dies out before upgrading my phone.

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    1. Re:It is a gimmick anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      A bunch of assumptions (some of which I can tell you are false without even having to research them), some stereotypes, agism and a personal dislike for Apple...

      What a great rebuttal!

      Jesus fuck, is this really the kind of shit we're putting up with in 2018? Fucking small-dick fagbois pouring out their rage about nothing. What a great thing the internet has become.

    2. Re:It is a gimmick anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for your insight; asshole

  8. I for one would like to see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...a pre-recorded Miranda rights app!

    But do NOT under any circumstances make it your *default* ringtone; otherwise there will be a lot of people reaching for the sky.

  9. 15 seconds not long enough by thegarbz · · Score: 2

    As someone who has rolled out lone-worker / man-down alert systems before, 15 seconds is not long enough to prevent false alarms. Even with careful training, and even when a person knows they are wearing a dedicated man down device, the number of false alarms these things generate are incredibly high when not given a shitload of time for the user to respond.

    Rather than worrying about police rummaging through your house looking for your weed stash while you lay unconscious on the floor, I'd be more concerned with getting fined for repeated false alarms in jurisdictions that allow for such.

    1. Re:15 seconds not long enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would be worried about the false alarms as well, what if you have your watch sitting on your night stand overnight and in a groggy move to grab some water or shut off an alarm you knock it off the night stand and it goes into man down mode? I guess you won't have to be worried about being late for work when you are woken with your bed surrounded by cops and EMTs.

      Or if you left it on a table overnight and your pet knocks it to the floor, same response as above.

      In pretty much all jurisdictions i would assume this would be charged as a false call to emergency services, no differently than dialing 911 on your home phone then hanging up. emergency services has to respond since they don't know why the call then hang up happened.

    2. Re:15 seconds not long enough by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Could the "feature" deactivate automagically when it's not actually being worn?

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  10. So, don't commit a crime by GuB-42 · · Score: 0

    Or if you want to commit a crime, don't turn on features that call the cops.

    As for the example (a joint), if you are doing drugs and fall and can't stop the alert within 15 seconds, maybe you really need help. Sure, you will get into legal trouble, but that's still better than being dead.

    Still agree with the idea of a used defined contact, especially since phones already have "ICE" contacts that can be called from a locked screen for that reason.

    1. Re:So, don't commit a crime by hawguy · · Score: 2

      Or if you want to commit a crime, don't turn on features that call the cops.

      How would you even know if you're committing a crime? No one can keep track of all of the laws, there are over 300,000 federal laws and regulations that can result in criminal prosecution and over 70% of people have comitted one or more jailable offenses.

      https://www.politifact.com/pun...

      Some may seem innocuous like 'If a doctor gave you a prescription for the common painkiller vicodin and your spouse brings it to you as you lie in bed, "your spouse is dispensing a controlled substance without a license,"' but if a cop sees it and is looking for an excuse to arrest you, he's got the legal justification to do so and it may cost you many thousands of dollars to clear the charges.

    2. Re:So, don't commit a crime by ilctoh · · Score: 1
      You're not wrong, but you're overlooking some practical matters.

      My 86 year old grandmother could benefit from this device (and, in fact, uses a competing product purpose-built for fall detection that automatically places a 911 call when triggered.) My grandmother is statistically pretty likely to have need of this device at some point during the remaining years of her life. She's statistically pretty unlikely to be arrested, charged or convicted of a crime that police happened to notice/fabricate when they respond to her call for help. Its extremely unlikely that the police have any reason to look for an excuse to arrest my grandma. For her, the cost/benefit clearly supports having this kind of device.

      I'm a young, healthy, mobile person who usually has my cell phone in my pocket. Statistically, I'm not likely to have any use for a fall detection device, hopefully for at least the next 30 years or so. I'd like to imagine the police wouldn't have any particular reason to want to find an excuse to arrest me, but I won't be giving them the opportunity. The cost/benefit doesn't support me using one of these devices.

      That's life. I don't know if you've ever have had to respond to an elderly person who's fallen on the floor and remained there for several days before being found. I have, several times (I work as a paramedic.) Its gruesome. Beyond the medical consequences (broken bones, pressure sores, malnourishment), its degrading - likely lying in your own piss and shit, and then having your house fill with cops, firemen and paramedics to help you. And elderly people are rightly terrified of this scenario. I can't in good conscience recommend that they forego this kind of device because of the hypothetical conspiracy theory that the cops might dig up some arcane law just to throw them in jail.

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    3. Re:So, don't commit a crime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you really are a paramedic you should know - like somebody said higher up - that there are dedicated devices that do this which are probably cheaper and do it better.

  11. catch 22 by renegade600 · · Score: 1

    If you had it call a friend, and they took time to clean things up before calling for help, they could also be in legal limbo and possible civil lawsuits for not getting emergency medical help needed immediately.

  12. Emergency Number Can't be Customised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  13. A question for you more legal geeks out there by e3m4n · · Score: 2

    In my state (KY but possibly others), we created a law that when 911 was called for an overdose that everyone at the scene was safe from prosecution of crimes such as possession etc. Could this law be expanded or interpreted to include 911 calls made by an apple watch?

    http://www.lrc.ky.gov/statutes...

    1. Re:A question for you more legal geeks out there by e3m4n · · Score: 3, Insightful

      technically yes. Because otherwise the people in the room would scatter and NOT call 911, leaving the other person do die. It was decided that saving a life outweighed the other scenarios. But thanks to Carfintanil and something out of China called 'Pink', not even Narcan (Noloxone) is effective from saving the patient. I have no idea why someone decided heroin wasnt strong enough and had to come up with something 100x stronger and 10,000 times stronger. Does it matter that you had to take 2cc of a substance instead of 0.2cc? IMO the mad scientist that made _that_ stuff should bear some responsibility.

    2. Re:A question for you more legal geeks out there by gweihir · · Score: 2

      Fine inhumane authoritarian mind-set you have there.

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    3. Re:A question for you more legal geeks out there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      synthesis is charged by mass, so your profits are higher if potency is higher

    4. Re:A question for you more legal geeks out there by Brett+Buck · · Score: 1

      Yes, you have addicted and out of control people ODing, and you don't do anything to stop it. You are quite the great humanitarian.

    5. Re:A question for you more legal geeks out there by gweihir · · Score: 1

      So you plan to have people not die from ODing by having them die from ODing because nobody calls 911? You are deranged.

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    6. Re:A question for you more legal geeks out there by rainer_d · · Score: 3, Informative

      A reddit user explained that a while ago (sorry, no link).

      It's easier to smuggle that way, of course, but it has (superficial) advantages for the addicted in that it looks to be cheaper and more "manageable".

      The downside seems to be that once you're on anything stronger than heroin, there's no easy coming back (getting clean), due to the way these drugs work and how long they stay active. I can't remember the details, but it was a very interesting and equally sobering post.

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    7. Re:A question for you more legal geeks out there by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      I have no idea why someone decided heroin wasnt strong enough and had to come up with something 100x stronger and 10,000 times stronger. Does it matter that you had to take 2cc of a substance instead of 0.2cc? IMO the mad scientist that made _that_ stuff should bear some responsibility.

      Why was there melamine in milk? Because the answer to both questions is the same - the product is adulterated to make more profits.

      In the milk case, the Chinese farmers watered down the milk, but you can tell when you do this (since stuff like milk proteins get diluted). So to prevent this from being easily measured, they added melamine to the milk. Thus they could make 1L of milk turn into 2L and get nearly twice the money.

      Same with heroin and the like - the drugs are cut with other stuff to make more of it. But you can tell because the high you get isn't so high. So they discovered fentanyl which could be added dot reproduce the high despite all the cutting. The stuff from China is simply stronger so you can sell mostly filler material as full grade heroin.

    8. Re:A question for you more legal geeks out there by turkeyfish · · Score: 1

      Just because someone doesn't by a watch, doesn't mean no one will call 911 or that in time after the fall, people won't get up on their own. In most such situations people have been doing quite well for tens-of-thousands of years.

  14. which services? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the watch is contacting emergency services for a fall, wouldn't it be requesting medical help, not legal help? ie the paramedics should show up at your door, not the police. Unless it is normal for the cops to show up when someone calls for medical assistance in the States, this seems like a non-issue.

    1. Re:which services? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whom ever is closest would be dispatched 1st. Most cops have basic first aid training/CPR and can assess the situation while the EMTs are on the way. Not to mention cops would probably be dispatched to an unknown medical situation anyways, since the situation is unknown and if it happens to be part of a crime, precautions would need to be to as minimally as possible not to disturb any evidence.

    2. Re:which services? by turkeyfish · · Score: 1

      Likely, soon the watch will call iAmbulance, a subsidiary of Apple.

  15. What if I drop the watch by accident? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    E.g. I take off my watch at bedtime and put it on the night table. Sometimes I bump it by accident so it falls on the floor and I pick it up in the morning. Would the drop result in an emergency call? That sounds crazy. Anyway I'll never buy an Apple watch or anything of the sort. I'll stay with dumb watches or at least watches that I can program myself.

  16. No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The real problem here is people complaining about how the police might find incriminating evidence in a perpetrator's household.

    If you aren't committing crimes, you have nothing to worry about.

    Literally the only people that will downvote or negatively comment about this post are criminals and low-IQ types.

    1. Re:No. by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Here is news for you: It is basically impossible to not commit crimes these days. And if they are just pissed you called them for nothing they may even manufacture some crimes they can pin on you.

      Also, obvious troll is obvious.

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    2. Re:No. by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Here is news for you: It is basically impossible to not commit crimes these days.

      Even if you accept this premise as true, which I do not, I would very much like to see even an iota of substantiation for this argument as it pertains specifically to crimes that are not only "basically impossible" to avoid, but also crimes that one might only do privately because they would risk legal ramifications if law enforcement knew about them, since that is really the only kind of crimes that the so-called "legal trouble" would pertain to for something like this.

    3. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you have done nothing wrong, there shouldn't be any issues with an investigation. Just ask Kavanaugh.

    4. Re:No. by gweihir · · Score: 1
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    5. Re:No. by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Uh... sure, but that book is about breaking laws in other jurisdictions. Of course it can sometimes be very easy to break a law of some place that you don't necessarily reside in and don't know the law of that place, but it's not particularly easy for the cops from that location to come to your door and arrest you for such a crime either.

      So my question remains open... can it even begin to be substantiated that it is so similarly simple to commit crimes in the jurisdiction in which you reside and for which evidence exists of the crime having been committed, such that cops coming into your home and seeing such evidence could arrest you for it?

    6. Re:No. by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1
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  17. You're a fucking moron lol. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're a fucking moron lol.

  18. Warning for Left Handers by McGruber · · Score: 5, Funny
    Thursday, Internet of Shit retweeted this:

    Rayn@RyPatts

    So I apparently fell down 627 stairs then stopped moving for over 5 minutes. An ambulance showed up at the house along with my mum who let them in.

    Tip: don't wear your new Apple Watch whilst having some alone time. Thanks Apple.

    Lesson learned: Don't wear your Apple Watch while masturbating.

    1. Re:Warning for Left Handers by Bobrick · · Score: 1

      How about not getting a goddamn Apple watch to start with?

    2. Re:Warning for Left Handers by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Lesson learned: Don't wear your Apple Watch while masturbating.

      Dammit! Now I actually need to go walking to get my step count up.

  19. I don't follow.... by mark-t · · Score: 1

    How is this opening up users into getting into legal trouble if said user wasn't actually doing anything against the law before the watch contacted first responders?

    I thought maybe this was about something to do with an automated call to emergency services without human intervention, but no.... the legal trouble that the article mentions, of all things, is that when the police come in, they could find prohibited substances in the premises??? Stuff that wasn't supposed to be there in the first place?

    For fuck sake, I have *ZERO* sympathy for a person who gets caught breaking the law, even in the otherwise ordinarily private space of their own home, when they wouldn't otherwise be caught just because nobody else knows about it...

    1. Re:I don't follow.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For fuck sake, I have *ZERO* sympathy for a person who gets caught breaking the law, even in the otherwise ordinarily private space of their own home, when they wouldn't otherwise be caught just because nobody else knows about it...

      For fuck sake, I have *ZERO* sympathy for those Underground Railroad types who knew that helping slaves escape was illegal, even if they otherwise ordinarily do this in secret

      After all, the law is the law and once a law is written, it is automatically self-justifying and no one who is ever prosecuted under it has ever suffered an injustice. Amen! Thank $diety this relieves me of the burden of thinking for myself. It is all decided for me.

    2. Re:I don't follow.... by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Are you seriously comparing human rights to marijuana use?

    3. Re:I don't follow.... by turkeyfish · · Score: 1

      Have you ever driven 1 mph over the speed limit?

      if so, you better turn yourself in.

    4. Re:I don't follow.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you seriously comparing human rights to marijuana use?

      I was seriously making the point that there are unjust laws that are often in effect far too long before they change. Are you seriously too dense to comprehend that, or are you just insisting on being hostile to viewpoints other than your own, or what? Personally I cultivate the ability to entertain an idea and try to see how it might be possible, what variations of it make sense and which don't, even when I strongly disagree with it. It's the mark of a free mind and the sign that one matured into adulthood as one's body aged.

      But since you mention human rights, which do you find more reasonable: 1) your body is the property of the state therefore the state is justified in telling you what you may or may not put into it, versus 2) so long as you are not using violence, threat of violence, theft, or fraud against anyone else, your body is yours to do with as you please along with any other consenting adults who wish to partake. Which of those scenarios sounds more to you like an appreciation for human rights?

      Does smoking a joint in one's own home, harming no one and damaging no one's property, does this truly justify throwing someone in jail, fining them, causing them significant legal costs, the loss of their job, any traumatic things that might be done to them by other inmates while incarcerated, and a criminal record that will haunt them for the rest of their life ensuring they will never get a good job again and (affecting the rest of us) preventing them from reaching their potential as productive citizens? Does the punishment fit the crime? Supposing you think so, does that come from a real sense of proportionality and justice or does it come from "well *I* wouldn't use a drug plant so screw those who do"? What about the lesson we should have learned from alcohol prohibition, about how black markets are created and violent organized criminals love the source of funding? Is that cost worth bearing? If so, how do you justify it?

      Do you still think human rights have nothing to do with it?

      If you think there is a flaw in my reasoning I would be glad to listen. This is how I learn new things.

  20. User preferred contact by quantaman · · Score: 1

    He said he "would much prefer a feature that can automatically dial a user-determined contact."

    This is also a bit problematic. What if that contact doesn't answer the phone, or it goes to voicemail, what's the service to do then? What if a stranger picks up the phone, or it's an old number, etc, etc.

    There's probably a few people who would do well with that feature but I'm guessing most user-determined contacts wouldn't respond appropriately if a call ever came in. And I suspect that first responders are fairly lenient when they come in and see signs of illegal activity (I'm sure there's exceptions), though I suspect a drug trafficker would get reported.

    The auto-opt in is definitely a concern, as is the concern about false positives. I could certainly see the occasional elderly person taking more than a minute to figure out the alarm sound, or if they dropped the watch on the floor taking more than a minute to retrieve it.

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  21. I'm more worried about... by magusxxx · · Score: 1

    ...it keeping track of dates/times a person has fallen. This record could easily be used by relatives to get conservatorship over a senior citizen against their will.

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    1. Re:I'm more worried about... by guruevi · · Score: 1

      If you've fallen so much that a court will grant conservatorship against your will, then you're in a bad situation. I understand some elderly really don't want to go into a home or be cared for by family, but some of them actually need to be and shouldn't be driving around or living by themselves anymore.

      The data is still private unless it calls the ambulance, if you obtain the data illegally or without consent, that's still illegal so your conservatorship suit turns into a civil or criminal lawsuit and you lose it all.

      My wife's grandmother is like that, she is going to either burn the house down or crash her car some of these days, but her kids don't want to do an intervention because she throws a fit every time. She poisoned her own dog with medicine accidentally, stores plastic in the oven, then 'wants to bake a cake' and forgets all about the fact she put the (old gas) stove on and falls asleep.

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  22. 911 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Help! My watch has fallen and I can't pick it up!

  23. Waste police time button by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry officer, my wife threw my watch into the laundry basket.

  24. There was a frost this morning by rossdee · · Score: 1

    I don't need a watch to tell me its FALL.

  25. Samsung Gear by markdavis · · Score: 1

    I am not sure, but I think it would be illegal for a device to call 911 automatically. It is certainly that way with home alarm systems. So I don't see how this would be any different.

    Samsung seems to know the correct way to handle this- on their watches, the user sets up, in advance, people that it will automatically text and call if there is an emergency. Then those HUMANS can try to determine if the situation warrants EMS and be the points of initiation and contact. Maybe Apple can "invent" that now...

  26. So maybe just don;t be committing crimes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seems like an easily preventable problem..

  27. GTFO, beige loving philistines by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    automatically dial a user-determined contact

    That requires an input field which would totally ruin the clean look of the UI!

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  28. Another tip by a law professor by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1
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  29. Empathy for Criminals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For fuck sake, I have *ZERO* sympathy for a person who gets caught breaking the law, even in the otherwise ordinarily private space of their own home, when they wouldn't otherwise be caught just because nobody else knows about it...

    That's an instinct it's easy to fall into for a couple of reasons, but think about it a little more deeply. Unless you have a medical condition that prevents you from relating to other people at all, there are several major problems with that:

    (1) there are things that get criminalized that never should get criminalized, and our system is very bad about intelligently removing bad laws. For example, sex between consenting adults with different skin colors was once illegal. Anal sex was once illegal. Having a beer was once illegal. Having an open container is illegal many places even though it's bad behavior and not drinking much less having a container that it would make sense to punish (drinking from an open container in a paper bag is basically a way to let police ignore the crime, btw). It's a felony to post the wrong lyrics on the wrong Facebook page. There are lots of weird laws and too many of them. Fundamentally, *Not all Laws are not necessarily good*, and if you have any ability to relate to other human beings you should recognize that there are bad laws and that you *should* have empathy for people who are arrested because of a bad law.

    (2) the consequences of violating a law are sometimes proportional to the crime, but more frequently they are not. There are some extreme examples of this, like the guy who shoplifted maybe a VHS tape and got twenty years incarcerated because of the stupid 3-strikes law that cops hated that was on the books in California. Violating parole is often like this--prosecutors and judges throw in lots of conditions of parole without even thinking about it that have nothing to do with a crime and if you're caught breaking them you may be thrown in prison. Most criminal laws are like this, where the practical consequences of conviction are insanely high--whether you were arrested for punching someone in the face when they insulted your girlfriend twenty years ago should have no bearing on whether you are eligible for a job. Similarly, the consequences of taking your case to trial are so insanely high that there is ZERO moral justification for how much you're punishing a person for insisting that the state prove they are guilty. This is most problematic in the case of truly innocent people, who occasionally *do* get arrested for these crimes, but it's true for everybody.

    (3) the rigid mindset kills people and makes us responsible for their deaths. The responsibility part is key. People will often If we take the attitude that people who call for help should be arrested if there's a law they've broken, people are going to call for help less frequently.

    sorry, gtg.

  30. Give the _user_ the choice by fygment · · Score: 1

    Quote: "He said he "would much prefer a feature that can automatically dial a user-determined contact."

    Yeah, it's called making the patient the focus of your system. That's what smart systems do: http://aetonix.com/
    The Apple watch caters to making it easy for the corporation i.e. no finicky designing choice for the users. Maybe Mr. Jobs was labeled an ass to work for because we've only been hearing from the people he called out for doing a shitty job.

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