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Moons Can Have Their Own Moons and They Could Be Called Moonmoons (atlasobscura.com)

Two astronomers have asked a question for the ages: Can moons have moons? The delightful, if theoretical, answer is: Yes -- yes, they can. Sarah Laskow, writing for Atlas Obscura: As Gizmodo reports, this particular scientific inquiry began with a question from Juna Kollmeier's son. Kollemeier, who works at the Observatories of the Carnegie Institution of Washington, recruited Sean Raymond, of the University of Bordeaux, to help her answer the question. In a paper posted on arXiv [PDF], they lay out their case that moons can have moons. The conditions have to be right -- the primary moon has to be big enough and far away enough from the planet it's orbiting for the smaller, secondary moon to survive. But, even given these caveats, they found that moons in our very own solar system could theoretically have their own smaller moons. Two of Saturn's moons and one of Jupiter's are candidates. So is our favorite moon -- the Earth's moon.

[...] One of the great challenges of talking about recursive places is deciding what call them. The prefix "sub-" can do a lot of work here: We can islands within islands "subislands," and in the arXiv paper, Kollmeier and Raymond call a moon's moon a "submoon." But there are other options. New Scientist notes that "moonmoon" has been put forth as a name for a moon's moon. For those of us who are less than fluent in meme culture: This is a reference to Moon Moon, sometimes described as the internet's derpiest wolf. Moon Moon was born in 2013, from a werewolf name generator, and soon started frolicking across Tumblr and all other places memes can be found.

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  1. I for one, by planckscale · · Score: 2

    Welcome CowboyNeilCowboyNeil

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  2. Um... by Kargan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...no.

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    1. Re:Um... by Aereus · · Score: 2

      Damnit, Moonmoon!

    2. Re:Um... by quenda · · Score: 2

      This is absolutely ridiculous.
      There is only one Moon.

      How did you cope when you were a toddler and found there were other "Mommy"s in the world? (Mom became "my Mom").

      In English, we clearly say "the Moon" or "a moon", not "Armstrong landed on Moon", though the man himself is not a top authority on the correct use of articles.

  3. Moon or satellite? by MSG · · Score: 4, Informative

    Don't astronomers usually refer to them as satellites? I always though "moon" was the name of the Earth's satellite, specifically.

    1. Re:Moon or satellite? by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Don't astronomers usually refer to them as satellites? I always though "moon" was the name of the Earth's satellite, specifically.

      If uninitialized, "moon" is an interchangeable synonym for satellite. When capitalized, It refers specifically to the Earth's moon. Likewise, when "Satellite" is capitalized, it refers to a particular model of automobile produced by Plymouth in the 1960s.

  4. More like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    It should be mormoons. They're the ones that have multiple satelwifes

  5. Astronomers missed a great opportunity... by MAXOMENOS · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ...because most of them don't know enough Latin.

    Instead of Moonmoon, they could call them luna lunae, which means, "moon of moon."

    This could give them endless opportunities for singing a rock classic.

    Luna lunae
    Whoa baby
    Sayin, me gotta go
    Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah....

  6. I'm thinking the moon of a moon... by roc97007 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...Is called "a moon". Think about it -- let's say you're living on an earth-sized rocky moon orbiting a super-Jupiter, and the moon on which you live has a moon. So you think you and your girl are sitting on the bleeflap of your gringleblop looking up at that shiny object in the sky and you're going to say, oh, look at the moonmoon? No, you're going to say, oh, look at the moon. It reflects wonderfully in your infuscate faceted seeing-patches. Only astro-geeks and pedants will insist on "moonmoon". And they don't get dates, so it's a mootmoot point.

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  7. The Elephantelephant in the Roomroom. by Pezbian · · Score: 2

    I guarantee Moony McMoonface will come up at some point. Probably already has.

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  8. Death Stars by pr0t0 · · Score: 2

    Obviously the official name should be "Death Stars" because when you look at a satellite in orbit around another satellite, you can clearly see "that's no moon."

    Also, agreed, "moonmoon" is absurd.

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  9. [Moonmoon] Re:Um... by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Funny

    Kiss my fat [pale] assass.

    Next up, recursive Uranus jokes, with Beowulf clusters of turtles all the way down.

  10. So what you're saying is ... by jdavidb · · Score: 2

    ...that's no moon?