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Facebook Filed a Patent To Predict Your Household's Demographics Based On Family Photos (buzzfeednews.com)

An anonymous reader quotes a report from BuzzFeed News: Facebook has submitted a patent application for technology that would predict who your family and other household members are, based on images and captions posted to Facebook, as well as your device information, like shared IP addresses. The application, titled "Predicting household demographics based on image data," was originally filed May 10, 2017, and made public today. The system Facebook proposes in its patent application would use facial recognition and learning models trained to understand text to help Facebook better understand whom you live with and interact with most. The technology described in the patent looks for clues in your profile pictures on Facebook and Instagram, as well as photos of you that you or your friends post.

It would note the people identified in a photo, and how frequently the people are included in your pictures. Then, it would assess information from comments on the photos, captions, or tags (#family, #mom, #kids) -- anything that indicates whether someone is a husband, daughter, cousin, etc. -- to predict what your family/household actually looks like. According to the patent application, Facebook's prediction models would also analyze "messaging history, past tagging history, [and] web browsing history" to see if multiple people share IP addresses (a unique identifier for every internet network).
A Facebook spokesperson said in response to the story, "We often seek patents for technology we never implement, and patents should not be taken as an indication of future plans."

98 comments

  1. Could be a huge amount of data to glean by SuperKendall · · Score: 3, Interesting

    When image recognition gets really good, you can get even more info than is laid out here - you can probably nearly 100% recognition of any brands worn or displayed prominently.

    You could probably guess really well how much a family makes by knowing the brands of clothes they generally wear, and what kinds of cars they drive...

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    1. Re:Could be a huge amount of data to glean by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      People on Slashdot still use Facebook?

      I thought this was a higher-IQ demographic. I may need to rethink.

    2. Re: Could be a huge amount of data to glean by stinkyjak · · Score: 0

      That is racist!

    3. Re:Could be a huge amount of data to glean by BlueStrat · · Score: 1

      People on Slashdot still use Facebook?

      I thought this was a higher-IQ demographic. I may need to rethink.

      People don't use Facebook, Facebook uses people regardless of whether said people ever created a Facebook account/profile.

      Perhaps some feel they might as well use some of the features since they're already in the Facebook Matrix whether they wanted to be or not.

      Strat

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    4. Re:Could be a huge amount of data to glean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      When image recognition gets really good, you can get even more info than is laid out here - you can probably nearly 100% recognition of any brands worn or displayed prominently.

      You could probably guess really well how much a family makes by knowing the brands of clothes they generally wear, and what kinds of cars they drive...

      The problem is people make it up. They go into debt to maintain the appearances of success, when their lives in fact are a misery. How can your extract meaningful demographic data when large swats of the population live a life of self-dellusion and lies?

    5. Re:Could be a huge amount of data to glean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you mean, when? It already is that good.

    6. Re:Could be a huge amount of data to glean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could probably guess really well how much a family makes by knowing the brands of clothes they generally wear, and what kinds of cars they drive...

      This part, may or may not. Don't you know that many people like to appear rich even though they have nothing to eat? Just to clarify.

    7. Re:Could be a huge amount of data to glean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No need to extract "meaningful demographic data". If poor guy is buying expensive stuff in order to "look richer than he is", then it makes sense advertising expensive stuff to him. He'll buy when able to. If rich guy buys cheap junk because he has no taste, it makes sense advertising cheap junk to him. With luck, he'll buy lots of it.

      They don't need true demographic data. They need to determine shopping patterns, that is all. Images are fine for that purpose.

  2. In fact, take that a step further. by SuperKendall · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Just had a second thought - apply that to photos everywhere in general. Now you don't just know the demographics of a family, but of every neighborhood in every city on Earth thanks to geotagged photos from all over the place. You can see what parts of town are driving 2011 Honda Civics and where are the brand new Mercedes. Even if you yourself never post a single photo on Facebook and avoid being tagged, just your address alone will fit into some neat demographic slot that will say everything about you you did not want to reveal.

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    1. Re: In fact, take that a step further. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know you're in ghetto territory when you see those "checks cashed" places every other block.

    2. Re: In fact, take that a step further. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Even better. Someone tricks the algorithm into thinking they are poor and can't afford anything, so everything online begins dropping prices.

      I can't wait for the day all this stuff gets aggregated and stuck together, and the public goes absolute ape-shazbot feeding the beast bad data intentionally. The network effects would be unreal. Advertisers will literally demand Fraud convictions for wearing a Cheap watch with "Gucci" taped over the tag.

    3. Re: In fact, take that a step further. by laze2000 · · Score: 2
    4. Re:In fact, take that a step further. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I still want to shit in your mouth

    5. Re: In fact, take that a step further. by Cmdln+Daco · · Score: 1

      Shops will open where you can dress in expensive clothes to be photographed. With your choice of location plugged into a GPS sim.

    6. Re: In fact, take that a step further. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We all have unrealized desires to obsess over.

    7. Re: In fact, take that a step further. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People are missing the reality of who will actually pay for this data. Military and security forces from all over the world will pay most for it, and because of that they can determine if it gets locked down or further passed along, manipulated to the requirements they need (this person/group was here doing this, not there doing that) or simply destroyed outright.

      Advertisers will pay the next most, but they don't need anywhere near the precision that militaries and/or security forces/analysis groups would need. They would get nowhere near the return on their investment for targetting individuals over households. Individuals, in this regard, have a far less potential for future predicting future buying patterns than a household does. Households tend to have influences from one member to another on potential future buying practises that lay outside the simpler "person bought from X company and therefore will likely buy from Y,Z, and A companies due to them having similar business practises" approach.

  3. Creepy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All facebook employees are now creeps

    1. Re:Creepy by Narcocide · · Score: 2

      So you're saying this was the one step too far for you? They weren't creeps already?

    2. Re: Creepy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyone has a line, mostly they have always been dirty old man creepy, but now they are full on pedaphile. Not the 18 year old dating a 16 year old either, but the 34 year old molesting a 3 month old.

  4. Future?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hahaha. âoeWeâ(TM)ve actually been doing this for years.â should have been the comment.

  5. Ballsy by jargonburn · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "We often seek patents for technology we never implement, and patents should not be taken as an indication of future plans."

    That sounds suspiciously like proudly admitting to being a patent troll.

    1. Re:Ballsy by Narcocide · · Score: 2

      I'm still waiting for that promised Linux support for the Occulus Rift...

    2. Re:Ballsy by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That sounds suspiciously like proudly admitting to being a patent troll.

      It is actual a form of oligarchy. All the big tech firms build patent portfolios, and then sign cross licensing agreements. So they are free to innovate. But individuals and small companies are locked out, and are likely to step on a legal landmine no matter what they do.

      In America, the proportion of wealth going to labor has been falling, and the proportion going to owners of capital has been climbing. A naive person might think this means it is smart to invest in factories and equipment. But this is wrong. Google, Facebook, Apple, Microsoft all have very few hard assets. The "capital" that is richly rewarded by our economic system is mostly intellectual property.

    3. Re:Ballsy by CaptQuark · · Score: 2

      "We often seek patents for technology we never implement, and patents should not be taken as an indication of future plans."

      However, the spokesman never said they weren't going to implement this technology. They are trying to downplay the patent because of the sensitivity of people about their privacy. Classic misdirection. "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain".

      Other statements of misdirection.

      • "Nobody beats our safety record." Yup, you and eight other companies have the same top safety record.
      • "Best crash test score in the industry." You and 42 other models have 5 stars. Can't get any better.
      • "I got the top score in the class." Yeah, you and sixteen other people in the class got A's so you also got the top score possible.
      • "John and I were in a race. I came in second but John was next to last." John actually won the race, but there were only two people racing so the statement is technically correct.
      • "Best warranty in the industry." Yeah, it is the same 10 year/100,000 mile warranty that five other companies offer.
      • "Top car in its class." Of course they define that "class" as narrowly as possible. Read the fine print. "Class is defined as all SUVs from the same manufacturer with less than 5000lbs payload."

      ---

    4. Re: Ballsy by Cmdln+Daco · · Score: 1

      Apple has that giant glass "Heaven's Gate" building. It's a pretty substantial physical thing. And it's interesting to ponder what it will be used for after Apple goes bust.

    5. Re: Ballsy by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Apple has that giant glass "Heaven's Gate" building.

      $5B/$1T = 0.5% of Apple's market cap.

    6. Re:Ballsy by Highdude702 · · Score: 1

      VR is a pleb technology. Plebs don't even know Linux exists even know they use it daily. You have a better chance of Steam supporting VR on linux but then I think that will probably be limited to the Vive.

    7. Re:Ballsy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neo-feudalism mother fuckers!

  6. Millennials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They seem to love this stuff.

    CAPTCHA: phoning

  7. so what is the novel step here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This just sounds like a lot of data analysis (text and images) and some domain knowledge. A team of data analysts with skills common in the field should be able to do this.

    1. Re: so what is the novel step here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know it

  8. Playing defence isn't enough by Miles_O'Toole · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's time to start actively creating misinformation on one's social media presence. Since we can't protect our personal information from these Big Brother wannabe's, we have to at least degrade its reliability, and therefore its value.

    I wonder how long will it be before those idiots who proudly proclaim "If you use Facebook, you deserve what you get" have their noses rubbed in the fact that owning a cell phone and being friends with anybody who does have a Facebook profile is enough to hand them quite a lot of personal information.

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    1. Re: Playing defence isn't enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't use it anymore, but when I did, that's precisely what I was doing. I intentionally gave them all the bad data I possibly could for years. I still do this with other services. If it's connected to the web, it's getting nothing but terrible lies from me. ;) Big data has always been a farce, anyway. Nobody is that one-dimensional.

    2. Re: Playing defence isn't enough by hyades1 · · Score: 2

      Well done for seeing ahead. We used to have a certain level of "herd anonymity". The pure information sorting power of today's computers has largely stripped that away. If what I've read is accurate, the NSA is capable of monitoring literally every telephone conversation on the continent (and probably more). That's not to say they look closely at all of them, but I'm sure somebody's peeking at people who have no idea they're even on anybody's radar.

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    3. Re:Playing defence isn't enough by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's time to start actively creating misinformation on one's social media presence. Since we can't protect our personal information from these Big Brother wannabe's, we have to at least degrade its reliability, and therefore its value.

      This is what I do too. To mislead them, I only visit websites I don't like, and I only buy things I don't want.

    4. Re: Playing defence isn't enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I did that right after deleting all of my photos and personal info and before disabling my account. My 30 days should be up soon and my account will be gone. Good riddance to that, Instagram, and Twitter.

    5. Re:Playing defence isn't enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously you deliberately fail to mention your favorite hosts file engine as well! That is very nearly blasphemous.

      You must praise APK forthrightly despite the risk that Facebook might mine your data and use it in predictive analysis. Why?

      Zuckerberg needs to learn that APK dominates all. Soon Facebook must reorient its entire business strategy around helping APK.

      Help Facebook reach this conclusion by spreading the joy of the hosts file engine on Facebook. And elsewhere. Do this today!

      ALL HAIL APK

    6. Re: Playing defence isn't enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yes you are, we all are. People are worried about social media only because they can profile huge amount of subjects at the same time but (but) there are others players at this game. Your credit card company trades information about your purchases with everyone interested and your grocery store build an almost perfect profile of you analizing your shopping habits via your fidelity card. I work in this field and I know things about our customers that even they don't know about themselves. the plus here is that we do not have to do with " anonymous login credentials", our data is always linked to real people, lured in by the "prizes" they can claim with they fidelity points and video recorded while they shop around, so we not only know what you bought but even what you would have bought but didn't. Think about that. Peace.

    7. Re:Playing defence isn't enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I foil their marketing by buying any product I see commercial for. This way, they don't know what works and what not.. MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    8. Re:Playing defence isn't enough by Miles_O'Toole · · Score: 1

      Anybody who has a girlfriend has already bought a whole bunch of stuff they don't like.

      Oh, crap. Wait. I forgot where I was commenting. "Anybody who has a girlfriend". LOL.

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      Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
    9. Re: Playing defence isn't enough by AsylumWraith · · Score: 1

      I did that right after deleting all of my photos and personal info and before disabling my account. My 30 days should be up soon and my account will be gone. Good riddance to that, Instagram, and Twitter.

      Not that I'm not in the same place as you, (waiting for my 30 days now,) but if you believe your account, or anything you deleted from Facebook, is gone; I've got a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you.

    10. Re: Playing defence isn't enough by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      We used to have a certain level of "herd anonymity". The pure information sorting power of today's computers has largely stripped that away.

      Right...

      If what I've read is accurate, the NSA is capable of monitoring literally every telephone conversation on the continent (and probably more). That's not to say they look closely at all of them, but I'm sure somebody's peeking at people who have no idea they're even on anybody's radar.

      But go back to your first point. The pure information sorting power of today's computers has largely made it possible to "look closely" at all of those phone conversations. Every single one gets converted to text and checked for suspicious phrases, probably using a simple scoring system. Then they check the top calls in more detail, based on how many they can afford to check and starting with the highest score. I mean, I don't know that this is what they are doing, but why would they do anything else?

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    11. Re: Playing defence isn't enough by hyades1 · · Score: 2

      More and more, I'm starting to think that old hardware...the stuff that existed before they were building back doors right into the motherboards and CPU's...is going to start appreciating in value. At least make the bastards work for their money.

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    12. Re:Playing defence isn't enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too late.

    13. Re: Playing defence isn't enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " I mean, I don't know that this is what they are doing, but why would they do anything else?"

      Right, because if you can't conceive it, it can't exist?

      Lol.

  9. Wanna become Royals? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since FB gonna predict your demographic hierarchy based on the pictures hanging on your family photos, it's time to put pictures of the Queen Elizabeth, Prince Charles, Prince William, Prince Harry, and royal families from other wealthy countries, as your 'family photos'.

    1. Re:Wanna become Royals? by fredrated · · Score: 1

      I hear Trump is going to put up a picture of God as a family photo.

    2. Re: Wanna become Royals? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shut the fuck up you Trump supporting faggot!

    3. Re:Wanna become Royals? by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      I doubt he would even recognize Her.

    4. Re: Wanna become Royals? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God doesn't exist you infidels; prepare to die :)

  10. This is patentable??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Rich Kids of Instagram have prior art!

    http://therkoi.com/

  11. Ingenius response from spokesperson by swell · · Score: 2

    "We often seek patents for technology we never implement, and patents should not be taken as an indication of future plans."

    This is absolutely correct for many tech corporations. If you can preempt an innovation that would benefit someone else, you are a step ahead; even if you never use the patent. The most important feature of patents is not that you can make new and better products; it is that you can prevent others from doing that [unless they are willing to pay you for the right].

    Of course Fb could use this idea to generate profit. That doesn't change the correctness of the above statement.

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    1. Re:Ingenius response from spokesperson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A step ahead, along the downward spiral.

    2. Re: Ingenius response from spokesperson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really his admission should invalidate the patent. They should be like trademarks - use 'em or lose 'em.

    3. Re:Ingenius response from spokesperson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except the fact it's one of the big spy companies. Facebook, Google, Yahoo, and now somewhat even Microsoft spy and shove ads down your throats. They know exactly what they will use this for, and probably already are based on the facts how they already mine your private messages and sell the information, including message content, to 3rd parties.

      What they don't want is to publicly acknowledge their future plans. The statement "patents should not be taken as an indication of future plans" is purposely vague and meaningless. If they already do it, then it's not a future plan. If they do something even worse, hey... the patent was not their future plan either.

  12. How can we justify the need to use your data? by uldics · · Score: 1

    Until friday, each of you come up with an idea, patentable, so nobody can ph us, that makes our use of those dumb ph's data legal. No answer is stupid. Lizardman

  13. THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES NAZI FAGGOT KEN DOLL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES FOR YOUR LIES NAZI FAGGOT KEN DOLL

    Filter error: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING. Filter error: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING.

  14. Filter error: Don't use so many caps. It's like YE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES FOR YOUR LIES NAZI FAGGOT KEN DOLL

    Filter error: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING. Filter error: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING

  15. No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck Facebook.

  16. Feeling better. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now I feel even better I have never had a Facebook account of any kind.

    1. Re:Feeling better. by nukenerd · · Score: 1

      Now I feel even better I have never had a Facebook account of any kind.

      I feel even better in that I once opened an account (in order to communicate with someone at the time) with entirely false information. The only thing they might have had right was my IP address but that has changed twice since then.

  17. prior art... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    anyone with working eyeballs has committed a violation of this future patent.

  18. Accusations of racism in 3... 2... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If Facebook is gathering demographic data based on family photos then I suspect the algorithm will be taking into account skin color and all the factors that correlate with it. Income and skin tone correlate but just because they correlate does not mean any individual will fit. Generally speaking the darker the skin the lower the income. Now, stating that correlation, even with the disclaimer I gave before it, I'm sure someone is going to scream at me about how their black neighbors live in a nice house and drive expensive cars. That's because even if there is a trend does not mean the individual matches exactly. Chinese people on average tend to be shorter than Americans. Just because Yao Ming is over 7 feet tall does not disprove this trend.

    Someone is going to get "tagged" as low income because they fit the general parameters of a low income household and then get all upset when they find out about this. Certainly race will play to this, and this will inevitably be a public relations nightmare for Facebook. That is unless they artificially handicap their algorithm from the start anticipating this. Given the large amount of data that comes from skin tone this cannot be ruled out. Genetics plays a large part in how we act and part of that is our skin tone. Facial features are also genetic, which correlate to gender, so expect accusations of sexism as well.

    I saw this first hand. My dad was quite upset when he called from his million dollar home about the poor cell phone reception he's been getting. The customer service representative suggested that the poor reception might be from the metal roof on his mobile home. You see he lived his life paying everything in cash or with store credit. Not many stores will let people leave with goods in hand and no cash or credit card but in a small town with a bunch of big spenders the stores did better not questioning the ability of the customers to pay later. He never had a credit card because he never needed one. When he got a cell phone they had no credit history and so he had to get a pre-paid plan, like poor people generally do. The CSR with the cell phone company saw a customer with a pre-paid cell phone and poor reception. The leap in thought for the CSR was that my dad lived in a mobile home, not a brick house out in the country.

    My dad wasn't going to post on the internet for all to see about how he felt insulted by some cell phone company CSR. Think about the average Facebook user though. If there's a perceived insult because of a computer algorithm then there will be people that hear about it.

    1. Re:Accusations of racism in 3... 2... by serviscope_minor · · Score: 2

      Accusations of racism in 3... 2...

      Well, the 1 never happened. You get far more whining on slashdot about accusations of racism than you get actual accusations of racism.

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    2. Re:Accusations of racism in 3... 2... by nukenerd · · Score: 2

      My dad was quite upset when he called from his million dollar home ..[and] customer service representative suggested that the poor reception might be from the metal roof on his mobile home... You see he lived his life paying everything in cash or with store credit.. He never had a credit card because he never needed one. When he got a cell phone they had no credit history ..

      Someone once did a spoof of the Duke of Edinburgh applying for a credit card. He was refused because :

          Unemployed
          Lives on state support
          Status depends on wife
          Doesn't own a home [state provides one - or several actually]
          No fixed address [moves between different castles and palaces]
          No previous credit card
          And no spending history whatsoever [his flunkies do his purchases]

  19. Assume this technology will be implemented by anon418 · · Score: 1

    Since Facebook is in the business of creating profiles of people to sell them products that they will likely buy based on their interests, I find it hard to believe they would not implement this type of technology.

    1. Re:Assume this technology will be implemented by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Will be?

      Nobody sits around going, "Gee, I'd like to develop $FEATURE but we have to run it by legal and wait six months for a patent."

      You can bet your ass Facebook is already aggregating demographic information via uploaded photos.

  20. This story pushed me to delete my Facebook account by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I've kept my Facebook account around for nonsense reasons despite the fact that I never use it and in the last couple of years have only logged in to see if it had been hacked in whatever the contemporaneous security incident was. This story pushed me to delete my account permanently.

    You should do the same: https://deletefacebook.com

  21. IP addresses (a unique [network] identifier) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate to be pedantic, but should it not be "a typically seldom-updated identifier usually assigned to a whole household or to a portable device when connected to a cellular / mobile network" - the first part is also only true when using IPv4 with NAT and not anymore when using IPv6 which assigns a unique IP to each piece of connected hardware.

  22. Very biased statistics by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    Now you don't just know the demographics of a family, but of every neighborhood in every city on Earth

    Not true. First you only know about neighbourhoods which have a significant number of Facebook users and secondly you only know about those demographics that use Facebook. Those at both ends of the IT spectrum will probably not show up much at all i.e. those with not enough IT knowledge to use it and those with enough IT knowledge to know better than to use it given its horrendous implications for privacy (of which this patent is an excellent example).

    1. Re:Very biased statistics by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      Not true. First you only know about neighbourhoods which have a significant number of Facebook users

      All it takes is one Facebook user in a neighborhood (or nearby) posting pictures to canvas an entire neighborhood or region of a city. You can grab a lot of information from todays fairly hi-res camera phone shots by looking at the background.

      you only know about those demographics that use Facebook

      If enough pictures are taken outside my house often enough, it will not matter if I am on Facebook or not - facebook will know quite a lot about me. Even without tagging.

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      "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
  23. Patent for invasion of privacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This may be a good blueprint for a law that forbids such methods.

  24. Test of wisdom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are those of us who saw Facebook, and indeed all "social media" (yes, including Myspace) as a bad idea and never created such "free" accounts were repeatedly called backwards, regressive, luddite, etc. We simply saw the dangers of open-ended click-through contracts that gave all the rights to the company and were "free". When something costs money to provide, yet is provided at no charge to the supposed customer, the person getting the free thing is not, in fact, the customer; he or she is the product which places itself on the virtual store shelf for free. The customer of the business is the person paying money to the business - in this case every data miner, mass-marketer, politician, or other entity to who Facebook and friends will sell all your data with no scruples whatsoever.

    We who never joined the madness are now experienceing a bit of long-overdue schadenfreude as those of you who insisted you were smart to be on social media are only now becoming aware of a tiny fraction of the damage this has done to your lives and will go on doing to you for the rest of your lives because the contracts you happily clicked through gave everything away to these companies forever

    It may be too late for you, but at this point you can raise your kids or grandkids to be wiser. Do them a big favor: post NOTHING about them on the internet; don't destroy their privacy before they are even old enough to provide fully-informed consent.

    1. Re: Test of wisdom by Cmdln+Daco · · Score: 1

      I agree with you, but your comment comes off like one from "the dude who doesn't own a television and won't shut up about it."

      (disclaimer- I don't own a television that's been plugged in in more than 6 months. )

    2. Re: Test of wisdom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If youâ(TM)ve never used a credit card, applied for a loan, been hired for a job, shopped at a chain store, opened a bank or credit union account, been licensed to drive, travelled using a passport, traveled anywhere by comercial air, or in general appeared in public without a disguise, the by all means continue to pat yourself on the back for you scrupulous concern for your âoeprivacyâ.

      Otherwise, you are kidding nobody except yourself.

      (I donâ(TM)t use FB or other social media either.)

  25. Is it really worth it? by nukenerd · · Score: 1

    One day soon someone will realise that this info is not worth what it is purported to. It is only worth "billions" (we are assured) because Facebook (and their like) can find buyers who will pay billions for it, and they buy it because they can find further buyers who will pay billions for it, and so on until in the end the info is provided as a service or retailed to smaller businesses who collectively pay even more billions for it.

    But whether it brings value to those end users anywhere near what they pay for it is another matter. No-one can really tell, it is just assumed.

    This info is really the stuff of a pyramid scheme, looking for some mug at the bottom to buy it.

    1. Re:Is it really worth it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh, it is wroth billions. Compared to doing focus groups and hoping people are being honest. Facebook, Google, Bing, Yahoo, etc etc. Mining and sharing all your activities is considerably cheaper.

    2. Re: Is it really worth it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True-ish

      Much of FBâ(TM)s billions is the aggregated stupidity of thousands of flash-in-the-pan wannabe entrepreneurs who are willing to waste their tiny nest egg on some worthless idea.

      The rest comes from major corporate brands who throw money at every marketplace just to cover bases.

  26. how long? by AndyKron · · Score: 1

    I suppose Facebook will track us even after death

    1. Re:how long? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget to leave your address so that they can send you the bill for storing all that oh so lovely and relevant data forever. /sic

      Hey Zuck, see that picture of a Finger? Well good luck determining my family demographic from that. You might have better luck if you ram said finger up your backside...

  27. Good vs Evil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All technologies have good and bad aspects.

    This might reunite families split apart decades ago.

    If it could be a way for govts or criminal organizations to uncover "leverage" to get people to do nasty things by threatening their families.

    It is our choice.

  28. "We often seek patents ..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "... for technology we never implement ...."

    And therein lies the problem with the patent system.

  29. Re: This story pushed me to delete my Facebook acc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Realistically, it's the only practical way to keep in touch with extended family and old friends without actually having to see or talk to them. What's the most viable alternative?

  30. Creepier and creepier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    becomes facebook. Orwell would be so proud of Mark.

  31. Re: This story pushed me to delete my Facebook acc by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

    You can still use Messenger on the desktop without having an active Fecebook account.

  32. IMPERSONATING ME AGAIN? apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject & gweihir put the icing on that cake for me right here https://it.slashdot.org/commen... chump!

    LMAO - you are FAILING: It's ALL YOUR KIND ("lowest of the LOW" online & in life - the not-men, the bitchboys) KNOW how to do!

    * ESPECIALLY HERE (love it) https://science.slashdot.org/c...

    (You're a PUNY LITTLE WORM that has to HIDE behind UNIDENTIFIABLE anonymous posts STALKING ME, or by IMPERSONATING me (PROVING you WISH you were me, lol) & you've FAILED @ every turn vs. me - face facts: YOU ALWAYS WILL!)

    APK

    P.S.=> You LOSE, loser - the only thing you're good @ IS losing, lmao... apk

  33. Re: This story pushed me to delete my Facebook acc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    uhm, regular emails? Honestly, if you don't email them every few months, they really aren't in your sphere of "extended family and old friends".. they are strangers

  34. Taxbook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is this Facebook or the IRS?

  35. Re: Filter error: Don't use so many caps. It's lik by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Barbie: No means NO.

  36. Re: THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES NAZI FAGGOT KEN DOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Barbie: No means NO. No.

  37. facebook has now patented a device by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That will allow you to now donate your foreskin directly to israel with the united way paying for 2nd day air mail

  38. Stalking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is where it leads.
    I'd like to thank all of you facebook lusers who lack a sense of privacy and security.

  39. Where's the predictive part? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Firstly, i don't use facebook, but assuming for a minute that I do, and I upload pictures of my family and leave some post like "me and my wife and kids are going out today"... well, where is the "predictive" part? I've just told them everything, there's literally nothing to predict.

  40. If it has not been said yet... by mikeiver1 · · Score: 1

    Let me be the first to say "FUCK FACEBOOK!"

  41. no, that's certainly not me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a TV, watch BluRays, listen to MP3s, and am on the web alot for business and research etc. I'm quite opposed to luddite actions and attitudes.

    What I am opposed to is foolishness and short-sightedness.

    "social media" is the very opposite of its name: people on "social media" actually spend a hell of a lot less time actually socially engaged with other live persons they truly know. They tell themselves that a stranger halfway around the plane who reads a bit about them and gawks at their pictures is a "friend" who "likes" them.

    The "social media" thing is really just a marketing breakthrough. These guys with these companies are really just massive data aggregators, processors, and vendors who have duped their victims into happily providing the product (their personal data and the data of their friends and relatives) to the companies FOR FREE! Even an oil tycoon has a harder business as he wrestles something of value from the Earth before having to transport it and refine it and then get it to market. The social media boys just need some servers and a bit of code and then their resource runs to them and insists on being sold.

  42. um, tell me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    do you confuse hospitals with crematoriums? arsonists with firefighters? forests with deserts?

    Why do you confuse an insane stupidity like Facebook with a practical means of financial transactions like a credit card?

    What makes you confuse having a drivers license or a bank account with foolishly making all your personal data sellable to anybody who wanst to buy it?

    It's become quite apparent that younger people in Western Civilization are no longer being taught to think logically.