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Lawmakers Introduce Bill To Stop Bots From Ruining Holiday Shopping (cnet.com)

Democrats have proposed the "Stopping Grinch Bots Act" to make it illegal to use bots to shop online and also outlaw reselling items purchased by bots. "Lawmakers label them 'Grinch' bots because, during the holiday season, resellers use them to buy inventory of highly coveted toys that can be resold at highly inflated prices," reports CNET. "Often times, these bots are so quick that they can purchase entire stocks of items before people can even add them to their carts." From the report: Sens. Tom Udall, Richard Blumenthal and Chuck Schumer along with Rep. Paul Tonko made the announcement on Black Friday. While the proposed legislation is focused around the holiday season and toys, the Grinch Bots act would apply to all retailers online. Toys aren't the only items that resellers online send swarms of bots to. Security researchers noted that bots designed to buy rare sneakers are a persistent issue, as developers will create AI to buy shoes from companies like Nike and Adidas as quickly as possible. The proposed bill leaves it open for security researchers to use bots on retailer websites to find vulnerabilities. "Middle class folks save up -- a little here, a little there -- working to afford the hottest gifts of the season for their kids but ever-changing technology and its challenges are making that very difficult. It's time we help restore an even playing field by blocking the bots," said Schumer, a Democrat from New York, in a statement.

153 comments

  1. You had me at by bobstreo · · Score: 1

    "Lawmakers Introduce Bill To Stop Bots"

    then had to go and spoil it with the rest of the summary title.

    1. Re:You had me at by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

      "Lawmakers Introduce Bill To Stop Bots"

      "Bots Introduce Bill To Stop Lawmakers"

      We'll have that soon . . . or maybe we have it already . . .

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  2. IOT protest march by Tablizer · · Score: 2

    Corporations, robots, and pets are legally people! We all have rights!
        -R2D2

    1. Re: IOT protest march by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure you want this? Seems like no end of nonsense.

    2. Re: IOT protest march by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure you want this? Seems like no end of nonsense.

      Psst, hey human, it's a joke. Even cheap AI knows this.

    3. Re:IOT protest march by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      humans! They evolved from [shit-hole] swamps. My terrific friend, Chuck Darwin, told me.

      Crude, but generally accurate, ignoring dates of decease. Charles Darwin did speculate that life started in a "warm little pond". And microbes tend to swim among or in their own excretions. Chalk one up for the citrus automaton there.

  3. Who Cares by QuadEddie · · Score: 3, Informative

    Laws won't stop this. How the hell are the cops going to even know how to charge someone doing this? Why don't the companies just make their own internal bots that buy out their own inventories and then resale them as independent scalpers? (The marketing dicks call this a new 'channel')

    1. Re:Who Cares by lactose99 · · Score: 2

      I suspect enforcement would be up to the FTC, who do know how to prosecute stuff like this.

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    2. Re:Who Cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It will often be hard to successfully do anything about non-US groups who do this type of thing. You can play whack-a-mole with them, but they are like the Hydra.

    3. Re:Who Cares by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Non-US groups are pretty hard to stop when it comes to digital goods, or tickets. For physical goods, CBP has a pretty good track record at stopping them.

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    4. Re:Who Cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup. If enforcement works as well as the Do Not Call list (i.e. it doesn't work at all), then congress could be using their time more wisely.

    5. Re:Who Cares by Luckyo · · Score: 2

      FBI more likely as this will likely have to do with tracking shipping orders and money. You can easily track merchandise itself since the shoes and whatnot has to go to a physical address. And this kind of a load would have to go somewhere with commercial warehousing, which is also paid for, as volumes would be fairly large.

      With that many traces, catching the initial wave of people doing this would be easy, and added costs of having to obfuscate so many layers of your operations while still risking all your merchandise getting confiscated would likely drive profit margins down quick enough to actually act as a viable deterrent.

    6. Re:Who Cares by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Why don't the companies just make their own internal bots that buy out their own inventories and then resale them as independent scalpers?

      This is Ticketmaster's entire business model. They have other sites they completely own, but run as if they were independent. They give those sites (like TicketsNow) the bulk of the tickets to scalp. If for whatever reason they don't sell out, they shuttle some back to Ticketmaster, Ticketmaster emails people alerting them of a new wave of tickets becoming available on a certain date, and they repeat the process.

    7. Re:Who Cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like TicketMaster did?

    8. Re:Who Cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing wrong with charging what the market will bear. Using a secondary site is just a cosmetic/marketing trick, nothing wrong with that either. I'd do the same since so many entitled commies like yourself think you are a special snowflake and deserve to see Springsteen for face. Sorry, sweetie, if the market will pay $400 each for those tix, so be it!!

      America: love if or leave it, princess.

    9. Re:Who Cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This talk of US / Non-US has me cringing at the perverse possibilities to the detriment of web usability: we wouldn't have GDPR today without foreign reactions to today's insidious applications of Javascript and cookies. I agree that something needs to be done, but don't want other countries meddling with "solutions" that are then retroactively forced to the rest of the world.

      To be fair, though, the US has been a meddler because the web spawned here, so it pains me to admit this is a bit of "just desserts". It's like news of peaceful countries [with no "terrorism" theater] that suddenly made US tourists complain due to annoying 911-related shoe checks at their overseas airports.

    10. Re:Who Cares by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Springsteen should be the one hating it and adding shows until the scalpers are broke...it's been done before.

      Nothing wrong with acts charging what the market will bear. But market cornerers should _always_ be screwed over. Best when producers do it.

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    11. Re:Who Cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, viva la revolucion, Che

      Now you'll excuse me for not begrudging a market maker their rightful, lawful, ethical profit

    12. Re:Who Cares by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      WTF? Moron!

      If someone buys up all your work, thinking they can extort monopoly prices from your customers, they need a painful lesson on the definition of 'monopoly'. That's capitalism dipshit.

      It would help if you knew what a 'market maker' was. Ticketmaster isn't, they don't sell options on springsteen tickets.

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    13. Re:Who Cares by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Don't worry about. Here is the probability of this proposal being voted into law: 0%.

    14. Re:Who Cares by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 2

      Why should our tax dollars be spent on this?

      If vendors don't want to sell to bots, they can use CAPTCHAs, detect systematic mouse movement, limit quantities per order, limit quantities to the same shipping address, require each cabbage patch doll to be ordered along with $75 of other products, feed the items into inventory one-by-one with a randomized poisson distribution, or ... just charge the market price.

      If they don't do these things, then why should the taxpayers subsidize their broken business model?

    15. Re:Who Cares by tepples · · Score: 1

      If vendors don't want to sell to bots, they can use CAPTCHAs

      And get sued by advocacy organizations for the blind and hard of sight.

    16. Re:Who Cares by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      Because it harms citizens by distorting free market.

    17. Re: Who Cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah bit there's an easy technical solution that all retailers can apply.

      It's the difference between saying it's illegal to use a bot to buy something, or it's illegal to sell to a bot, or saying hey retailers, please block bots for rare items... what if it's a bot that is a digital concierge, plays nice, and isn't abused like this? Whoops -- Illegal!! It doesn't need to be.

      This is the nanny state, legislating what people can solve for themselves and what could have been accomplished with some public service announcements, an open source project, and social pressure.

    18. Re:Who Cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or just run the bots from offshore, using a VPN service in the US. A few Linux boxes on a VPS in a country that doesn't have an extradition agreement, and the investigation stops there.

    19. Re:Who Cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How the hell are the cops going to even know ...

      The online retailer will know when someone made 250 purchases of 4 cabbage-patch dolls. Or, the cops can investigate anyone who is selling 10 factory-new cabbage-patch dolls at 4 times the retail price.

    20. Re:Who Cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it may be you who doesn't understand what the term "market maker" traditionally meant and still means to some extent.

      A market maker plays a formal or informal role in insuring liquidity in the market for some security so those who want to sell can do so in a timely fashion and those who wish to buy in a timely fashion. They can also stabilize prices. This can be for stocks, bonds, options, futures or almost any product (i.e., not just "options" as you claim).

      For example, on the NYSE a "designated market maker" (which used to be known as a "specialist") is an official market maker for a particular security. Within limits, they are required to buy when there are no other buyers and sell from their inventory when there are no other sellers. Although I think they are less vulnerable under current rules/environment than they once were, it was actually quite risky -- some "specialists" have been wiped out when the market for their stock moved in certain patterns and there was nothing they could do about it.

    21. Re: Who Cares by Luckyo · · Score: 0

      The difference between libetarian argument and libertarded one is that former understands and takes into account the fact that reality in perfect and that state does need to manage markets to allow them to function and avoid the natural end point of free market - full monopolization and termination of free market.

      You're making the latter argument right now.

    22. Re:Who Cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if by "free markets" you mean those classical microeconomic competitive markets operating at the market-clearing price and based on the assumptions of perfect market theoretical models, then nope, you're wrong, bots are actually driving the market to its long term price equilibrium more quickly, which is good for the market's overall health and for participants.

      if by "free markets" you mean laissez faire caveat emptor markets that operate with huge information asymmetries and players of a size and scale whereby they can single-handedly affect prices, you're... actually wrong again, those market are already harming citizens bots aren't fixing them, although the bots are laissez faire.

    23. Re:Who Cares by Luckyo · · Score: 0

      Unlike you, I'm not trying to split hairs over definitions in order to craft an utterly retarded libertardian argument. I actually mean free markets in common parlance.

    24. Re:Who Cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The IP bounces across China, Lithuania, Laos, Nigeria, Turkey, and an obscure country on those islands north of Russia."
      "Where do they get delivered to?"
      "Somewhere on 33rd Street in New York City."
      "Alright we got him."

    25. Re: Who Cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hang on, isn't using bots part of the free market? Maybe we should ask the high-frequency traders on Wall St? Human traders need to compete by developing their own, faster, more effective bots.

    26. Re: Who Cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure. To enforce this simply destroy all privacy and give good friend government access to your computer when they need it, to ensure you're acting correctly.

    27. Re:Who Cares by jythie · · Score: 1

      Because it is something that affects consumers, not vendors, and consumers have comparatively little leverage for dealing with problems like this.

    28. Re:Who Cares by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      Not so much if they're selling to the US. The feds are pretty good at being able to lock down funds.

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    29. Re:Who Cares by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      Oh, I don't know. Maybe because it's negatively affecting a lot of people?

      As a conservative, I'm going to side with the folks across the aisle on this one. I know the businesses won't like it so much because they'll probably sell less due to decreased competition for the goods, but there do need to be some reasonable limits.

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    30. Re: Who Cares by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      "I would point to this other distortion of the market, and suggest that it is evidence of not distorting the market".

      Well played. -10/10.

    31. Re:Who Cares by epine · · Score: 1

      If they don't do these things, then why should the taxpayers subsidize their broken business model?

      What subsidy? If you pass a law and do next to nothing to enforce the law, the net consequence is that the people running the officially illegal Grinch Bot networks have to keep all their internal communications far from the public eye (lest they self-incriminate), and neither can they brag about their prowess publicly (lest they self-incriminate with a bullhorn).

      At almost no public cost, shadowy activities are forced to operate under shadowy constraints.

      On the flip side, the vendors aren't idiots, and for sure they're making a profit somewhere on these lost-leader activities.

      And we know how this works. The consumer gets a dopamine rush from thinking they've scored a small jackpot (casinos do this, too).

      Dopamine is the slush-fund hormone. Found money is money you don't have to discuss with the wife. Very quickly, the typical consumer gets pie-eyed about all the things they would love to purchase, absent spousal surveillance.

      This is the essence of the casino model. Punters will invest $1000 to win a $1200 jackpot (you're momentarily up on the house, but it won't last long). His responsible pocket is now $1000 in the red, while his irresponsible pocket is $1200 in the black. Mission accomplished. Drinks all around; master of the house; loose women for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Lather, rinse, repeat.

      So in the e-commerce setting, you save $40 on a Cabbage Patch doll for your daughter, but then you linger to spend $80 (20% off Today Only) on some toy for yourself.

      This kind of person, the kind of person who easily succumbs to dopamine thrall, is a valuable economic commodity; their fleece will keep hundreds of other people warm for the entire winter. Shame if the Grinch Bots ruining the mass e-commerce sport of fleecing dopamine-addicted rubes.

      The Holy Grail for any politician is to get half of the sleepy electorate to vote for "tough on crime" instead of superior fiscal administration & accountability.

      You'll rarely ever find a politician who doesn't deeply believe in fleecing vengeance-distracted rubes of what little political power they actually possess. When you promise economic responsibility to the masses, you can't deliver economic windfalls to your powerful friends. Lose, lose. So of course they're going to pass a hollow paper law to outlaw Grinch Bots, even with no effective policing strategy identified (all the better to balance the books).

      This is almost the founding belief of American society: the clueless rube must soon be parted with their A) money, and B) democratic influence, by all available means.

      You can induce many people to fall into casino tilt, and you can induce many other people to fall into moral tilt ("tough on crime" is the tried-and-true call to action for moral tilt, and if that doesn't hit home, you can always add a side order of Daughters of White Folk virginal frailty—we're looking at you, Mexico).

      This is not just a tiny little business model. It's practically the American way of life, writ large.

    32. Re: Who Cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As somebody who tried, and failed, to run a small retail business , I have really mixed feelings about this.

      The prices charged by Hasbro and distributors is so high, and stupid games so numerous, that I couldn't compete operating legitimately. The last few years has seen a strange embargo. Walmart gets their toys first, months early in many cases, sits on them (slow trickling to select areas), and then, just as small operators finally receive their orders, dumps them at impossibly low prices. This has trained collectors to not buy from small shops. In the limited capacity that I still operate, it's trained me to bypass the distribution network in favor of Walmart (making me a bit of a grinch).

      The sad part is, if I could buy toys from tradional distribution as cheaply as from Walmart, I could sell alot of toys to collectors in this area at prices those collectors would like. But Walmart and Hasbro distort the market to such a degree that it's just not possible. The bot problem is just a response to a broken embargoed market and attacking bots instead of the root cause is a fool's errand at best.

    33. Re:Who Cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They'll sell more. The bots only paid the original price, and the people buying from the bots at the marked up price have less additional money to spend on other things. Without the bots they have a higher cashflow.

    34. Re: Who Cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ao hasbro purposely wants to be associated with bottom priced toys? Thats terrible!

    35. Re:Who Cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      REcaptcha has an audio version. Your point is moot.

    36. Re:Who Cares by tepples · · Score: 1

      I have read numerous complaints about how reCAPTCHA's audio version is unintelligible for even humans. I tried it myself once, and I remember finding the version active at that time difficult to understand myself. In addition, because Google hosts reCAPTCHA as a third-party script as opposed to distributing it as a script for installation on a server controlled by the website operator, it turns centralized tracking by Google into a condition for access.

    37. Re:Who Cares by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      So you post a detailed definition of market maker, that Ticketmaster isn't?

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  4. kill ticket bots!!! by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    kill ticket bots!!!

  5. How is this any different from HFT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Liquidity!

    1. Re:How is this any different from HFT by PraiseBob · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Thats the first thing that popped in my head too. The same exact process is used to justify high frequency trading bots as being a necessary part of stock exchanges. Will this bill outlaw HFT?

      Or is the government proposing that middle class consumers are entitled to protections when buying toys and shoes, but are NOT allowed the same protections if they want to buy financial assets?

    2. Re:How is this any different from HFT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Will this bill outlaw HFT?

      Some types of HFT are illegal some are not. Some types of HFT are bad for the markets some are good. If someone prices something too low, what is wrong with someone buying it and selling it for closer to the correct price?

      Or is the government proposing

      The Government (TM) isn't proposing anything. Some lawmakers are. And they're doing it for publicity. This isn't going to become law.

    3. Re:How is this any different from HFT by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Chuck Schumer likes HFTers, and doesn't like scalpers. He thinks issues like this will win him elections because he thinks the average US family makes low six figures and issues like this are what bothers them.

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    4. Re:How is this any different from HFT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "correct" price does not exist. War-time price-controls in the USA lasted well into the 1950s ... and could be used again if that is political will. Union stores and buy-cooperatives work also ... but unions have been neutered and done themselves no favor by pimping wettbakkks.

  6. What are they going to do? by Tokolosh · · Score: 1

    Arrest the bots? Terminate them?

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    1. Re:What are they going to do? by Scarletdown · · Score: 2

      Derezz them?

      End of line.

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  7. Nobody promised life was fair. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Yeah, it sucks. The best revenge is don't buy it; leave the scumbags sitting on inventory they can't move.

    If you can get it at MSRP, great.

    Not that anyone is going to listen to my advice.

    I'm not a Republitard, but this is just Dems grandstanding, trying to show that they're doing something for the little guy.

    1. Re: Nobody promised life was fair. by KixWooder · · Score: 0

      Yea, lets just do nothing ever!

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    2. Re: Nobody promised life was fair. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea, lets just do nothing ever!

      I didn't say that. Thanks for putting words in my mouth.
       

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      Obviously this isn't true.

    3. Re:Nobody promised life was fair. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, if they were really serious, they would've introduced the bill at the first of the year instead of on Black Friday, just before Cyber Monday to get headlines. It'll never get out of committee.

    4. Re: Nobody promised life was fair. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yea, let's just make a law. That'll make it illegal and stop it from happening.

    5. Re: Nobody promised life was fair. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      until laws automatically expire unless a debate followed by a vote reinstate a month before expiration, with some exception for a core penal code covering the obvious, a small set of laws against firstbdegree murder and the like.

      Until that political utopia exist, a minimalist approach to law making should be the way to go.

    6. Re: Nobody promised life was fair. by tsqr · · Score: 1

      Yea, lets just do nothing ever!

      That's a terrible attitude. Instead, let's do something so we can say we did. Oh, wait - not doing something specific isn't the same as doing nothing ever. Never mind.

    7. Re: Nobody promised life was fair. by houstonbofh · · Score: 1

      Doing nothing is MUCH better than a bad fix, which is the norm out of Washington. Or have you forgotten MTBE which the law first required, and then later banned.

    8. Re: Nobody promised life was fair. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >I didn't say that
      Akshewally this is text and you didn't write it.

      >I didn't say that
      You didn't explicitly deflect the implication either. You've gotta, otherwise your squawking "doesn't count" for anything right?

  8. Why do you need things so badly? by vlad30 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    First teach your kids that most of these toys are fads. you don't need to see that concert at $500 plus per ticket. and you certainly can wait for that "must have" latest fad, chances are if you wait a week or two your desire will change and eventually you will train yourself not to rush at things. Then these people who run the bots will only have the extremely stupid to make a profit from who will eventually run out of money.

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    1. Re:Why do you need things so badly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'm a vegan and I don't even own a TV!

      Like you, I've achieved higher consciousness through meditation and preaching the word to my brothers on the street.

      Keep on keepin' on, brother

    2. Re:Why do you need things so badly? by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Then these people who run the bots will only have the extremely stupid to make a profit from who will eventually run out of money.

      Uh... no. That's not how it works at all.

      Unless by "eventually" you mean it in the same sense that eventually our sun will run out fuel, or that even the universe itself will not be around forever.

    3. Re:Why do you need things so badly? by labnet · · Score: 1

      Yep. Consumerism is a disease.
      My 15 YO son gave me the 'if you love me' line for a pair of shoes that sold out in few hours (only to be scalped online the next day).
      I didn't buy them and he is still alive!

      If scalpers are making a profit, then the sellers need to raise their prices!

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    4. Re:Why do you need things so badly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do you need things so badly?

      Honestly? For the exact same reason you don't want things so badly.

      To people who do, they will be offended at your suggestion. Just as much as you would be offended after being told to buy more things you don't want.

      Not all people are the same, and so long as they aren't hurting anyone else, why shouldn't everyone be allowed to live their life how they want to live it?

      The moment you choose to dictate how other people live their lives, is the moment you lose all justification to complain at others choosing how your life should be lived against your wishes.
      You wouldn't want that, would you? No, so please keep that in mind before you next make such comments.

  9. "highly coveted" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Notice that none of the shit affected by this is actually important to living. Oh my god, Ticketmaster isn't maximizing profit. That's the real argument, and let's be honest, Hollywood has the DNC by the balls. But, it's not just that ... my child will die without a fucking hairdorables doll. Never mind that last year's "must have" doll is already forgotten. Fuck the marketers and the soccer moms. Don't buy any of that shit.

  10. This is swimming ... by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

    ... against the current.

    Capitalism does not have a soul and legislation is not a religion.

    And the reference to middle class is vacuous.

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    1. Re:This is swimming ... by fustakrakich · · Score: 2

      And the reference to middle class is vacuous.

      But it buys votes.

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    2. Re:This is swimming ... by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

      It's no longer effective to buy votes. There's a new business model in town.

      Political affiliation, like religion, is tribalism and ads are ineffective. PACs are learning this the hard way. The Koch brothers sure learned it.

      No, that diesn't work but donating money directly to sitting politicians sure does.

      Buying the votes of the citizenry is obsolete. Better to buy the votes that count.

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    3. Re:This is swimming ... by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      Still gotta buy citizens' votes, not that it's difficult or anything, as the 94.3% (2016 presidential results) shows. It's just a reminder that it comes down to the voters, and the propaganda and old cliches work to this day. It is indeed strictly business, always has been.

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    4. Re:This is swimming ... by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

      Wrong election to argue from.

      The presidency is largely a head of state position, important as a voice of America expressing condolences to the mass shooting du jour.

      Most presidents have actually gotten credit (or discredit) for what the generic administration (Congress) did or did not do.

      Example: ACA voted into existence by Congress during the Obama(care) administration.

      No, the influences are Congresspersons, state legislatures, state governors ... entities that write law.

      That's where money can turn a trick.

      Citizens don't accept money for votes, do they?

      PS: Tump lost the election and it's eating him up. Send him a tweet regarding the popular vote and enjoy the flame of some batshit cray cray.

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    5. Re:This is swimming ... by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      Citizens don't accept money for votes, do they?

      Kind of. They expect tax cuts and other types of handouts. They even take promises, and again after they are broken when they reelect their favorite crook.

      And all the elections show the same more or less 95% vote for the incumbency of the GOP/DNC, in congress and the presidency.

      Until the voters take the initiative to vote them out, the ant mill will run indefinitely. Time to stop passing the blame

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    6. Re:This is swimming ... by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

      While your post is informative, it bypasses and ignores the point.

      I'm talking about taking money.

      You're talking about making promises.

      Promises don't buy office furniture.

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    7. Re:This is swimming ... by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      "Taking money" has many forms. People vote for politicians that take money. That's not the politicians' fault. If we want effective legislation, we have to vote for effective legislators. I mean, let's cut to the chase here, deal with the fundamentals. We are it, as Homer says, both the cause and the solution to all our problems.

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    8. Re:This is swimming ... by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

      It's not the politician's fault. It's the people's fault, I agree (ignoring electoral college vs popular vote).

      People do not vote for politicians who take money. That's nonsense. People vote for politicians who make the voters money.

      And, politicians have two currencies:

      1.) The vote. They will do anything or do nothing or sit on the fence, whatever it takes to get them elected. Politicians have rejected money because accepting would put their survival in jeopardy.

      2.) AFTER a politician is in office, the currency is fiat for the re-election war chest. That money does not come from the voters in any appreciable amount.

      For reference, take a look at the NRA scoring system for politicians. In some cases an F is a deal-breaker. In others it's bragging rights.

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  11. This shouldn't be illegal... by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Advertising toys that will be out-of-fashion in a month, cost $250, and cost $2.50 to make in China to kids should be illegal. Actually, many European countries and Canadian provinces actually DO prohibit ads targeted at children under 12.

    Don't want to be taken advantage of by the secondary market? Don't buy your kids the latest faddy junk; teach then some discipline. Plenty of fun toys that aren't the latest lemming frenzy.

    1. Re:This shouldn't be illegal... by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 0

      This is as tone-deaf as "don't want to be taken advantage of by FB, don't have an account." Because people don't live in a vacuum, kids are cruel, and making them pariahs cause they don't have (socially required thing) so you feel better is a shitty option.

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    2. Re: This shouldn't be illegal... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bla, bla, parenting is hard.

    3. Re:This shouldn't be illegal... by HornWumpus · · Score: 2

      If you let your kids have all the new shiny, they will turn into adults with a need for new shiny.

      Best they get over it ASAP.

      Socially required? No such thing. You don't want them hanging with the morons anyhow.

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    4. Re:This shouldn't be illegal... by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Nonsense, people grow into restraint. A ten year old just doesn't have it yet. Far better to wait until your kids can be taught how/when to use conspicuous consumption. The first half of OP's statement, it should be illegal to advertise to kids, is spot on.

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    5. Re:This shouldn't be illegal... by HornWumpus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Ten year olds _don't_ get everything they want. The ones that do, turn into incredibly shitty, useless, adults.

      Ten is not too young to make them decide which thing they want more, than make them save up their pennies to buy it.

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    6. Re:This shouldn't be illegal... by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      I agree in general with what you're saying, but this conversation isn't about teaching kids to make choices and live within their means. This is about the hot "it" toy for Christmas being advertised to them for months, and then their parents being unable to get it except on the scalper's resale market.

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    7. Re:This shouldn't be illegal... by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Best thing for the kids. Toughen them up, get them ready for the rest of life's suffering.

      The ones unprepared for life will be those with parents dumb enough to spend the scalpers price on some useless toy. The rest will see just how unfun that toy turns out to be when the spoiled ones try to lord it over them.

      In the end, they will have the most fun stuffing the overpriced toy with fireworks and blowing it up anyhow. Best it isn't their overpriced toy they are blowing up, rather dumbshit from down the block's toy.

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    8. Re:This shouldn't be illegal... by MightyYar · · Score: 2

      That same logic could be used to insist on buying kids brand-name fashions. Sorry, no - my kids get their choice of sneakers from Marshalls, TJ Maxx, Target, etc. Wrong lesson, getting them whatever is hot. Give 'em a fidget spinner this year just to show them how fucking worthless "hot" is.

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    9. Re:This shouldn't be illegal... by Oligonicella · · Score: 2

      Having raised a kid to successful maturity, I can tell you it doesn't work that way. The kid doesn't become a pariah unless you let them run around with dipshits, in which case, it's good that they're now pariahs to those types.

      There *IS NO* socially required thing. Don't let your kid get brainwashed into thinking there is. Side benefit? You wind up with an adult child with whom you can carry on an intelligent relationship instead of dealing with incessant moaning complaints.

    10. Re:This shouldn't be illegal... by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      Dude or dudette, my ten year old daughter had restraint. Children much younger demonstrate restraint. Kinda the whole point of the marshmallow test.

    11. Re:This shouldn't be illegal... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The second one costs $2.50 to make.

      The first one requires designers, licenses for branded products, trademarks, patents, product testing, safety compliance, market research, preparing machines to manufacture them, and that's just the one that actually hits market.

    12. Re:This shouldn't be illegal... by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      Horseshit. How was the $1000 Beanie Baby of the 90s worth more than the $20 teddy bear in a toy store?

    13. Re:This shouldn't be illegal... by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      My brother just gave my kids fidgets spinners last week and they were thrilled.

      Not sure what that says, but it happened.

    14. Re:This shouldn't be illegal... by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Excellent. That's good gift timing - the spirit of Festivus is strong in your family.

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    15. Re:This shouldn't be illegal... by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Optimistically, they've got a use for cheap skateboard bearings? The alternative is they're 'special'.

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  12. Word of the day: Arbitrage by Ichijo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Instead of going after the bots that solve shortages, why aren't the lawmakers going after sellers who cause them by selling below market equilibrium?

    Oh I know. It's because this is feel-good legislation designed to help those congressmen get re-elected by people who don't understand supply & demand (i.e. most people).

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    1. Re:Word of the day: Arbitrage by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      We're talking about Chuckles Scummer, the same blithering idiot who tried to introduce legislation for a "no ride list" for commuter trains in 2011.

    2. Re:Word of the day: Arbitrage by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Agreed. The problem is publicity-seeking stores selling limited amounts of trendy merchandise far below market rates. The far easier solution, if one were needed, would be to stop that practice.

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    3. Re:Word of the day: Arbitrage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why aren't the lawmakers going after sellers who cause them by selling below market equilibrium?

      Holy fucking hell, so much stupid, one fucking sentence fragment.

      There never has been, and never will be a free market. It's an impossibility because people and corporations will always lie, cheat and steal to game the system. It's always inherently not free.

      And how the ever loving fuck would you ever sell a new product if it hasn't had a chance to reach this bullshit market equilibrium of which you speak? Oh, it can't, that's right.

      Sorry, but I'm fucking tired of drooling idiots who talk all smug about how they believe the market to work, when they ignore every single fucking reason why markets don't work.

      The perfect Capitalist market cannot happen because it ignores the inherent greed and dishonesty in human nature.

      Oddly enough, this is why Communism and every other fucking -ism fail, because they're naive, idealized models which utterly fail to account for reality and human nature.

      Market equilibrium, more bullshit from the drooling capitalists to support their stupid theories.

      Sorry, but you're full of shit, and the sooner you understand your precious market is a fucking bedtime story, the better.

      Nothing we've been told by economists has been true in decades since this trickle down economics bullshit came on the scene.

      Fucking market equilibrium my fucking lily white ass. You're an idiot.

    4. Re:Word of the day: Arbitrage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why aren't the lawmakers going after sellers who cause them by selling below market equilibrium?

      You want laws against selling items at less than the maximum the market can bare?

      Imagine the world you would make. Everything priced with the EpiPen model under threat of law from doing otherwise.

    5. Re:Word of the day: Arbitrage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you missed it because you were so focused on using 'fuck' as many times as possible, but what the guy was suggesting was that "sellers who cause them by selling below market equilibrium" NEED to be regulated because of the inherent human nature rant you went on. You were agreeing with him, and didn't know it.

      Reading comprehension ftw.

    6. Re:Word of the day: Arbitrage by HornWumpus · · Score: 3

      Tired and stupid argument.

      Free ENOUGH markets exist, get over it. Repeating that nonsense isn't going to make it true.

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    7. Re:Word of the day: Arbitrage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a moronic uneducated nazi faggot Wumpwuss, you don't know what you're blathering about.

    8. Re:Word of the day: Arbitrage by Ichijo · · Score: 1

      You want laws against selling items at less than the maximum the market can bare?

      I think retailers who advertise discounts or product specials should have enough products available to meet the expected demand or to provide a substitute product of comparable value at the advertised price.

      In other words, I want laws against false advertising.

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    9. Re:Word of the day: Arbitrage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... below market equilibrium?

      Because manufacturers won't know what Christmas demand will be, because they produce at a fixed rate, regardless of demand.

      ... supply & demand ...

      Then, let's arrest the retailers for not increasing the price to push a reduction in demand. Once again, they don't know what demand is, and have to honour the price they quoted in their advertising. Yes, a smart retailer will pull advertising when demand skyrockets and quote a higher price. In the meantime, bots enable get-rich-quick capitalists to buy the entire inventory.

  13. Who The Fuck Would... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who the fuck would present such a stupid bill?

    Oh! Those morons! Carry on...

  14. "the hottest gifts of the season" by swell · · Score: 2

    Are we talking about the cravings of the mindless masses? The latest marketing manipulation? The fashionable fad fantastic?

    Those who are so easily swayed are fodder for the market. They are the devolved. Let them quickly go into debt and fade from this earth. Let them leave the gene pool. Bah humbug, xmas shoppers!

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    1. Re:"the hottest gifts of the season" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you have seasonal affective disorder. Or you have no family and friends and therefore you are depressed at this time of year.

      Seek help though. You do not sound healthy.

    2. Re:"the hottest gifts of the season" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " They are the devolved. Let them quickly go into debt and fade from this earth. Let them leave the gene pool."

      It's far more likely that you and your kind will leave the gene pool. They're outbreeding you.

    3. Re:"the hottest gifts of the season" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " They are the devolved. Let them quickly go into debt and fade from this earth. Let them leave the gene pool."

      It's far more likely that you and your kind will leave the gene pool. They're outbreeding you.

      There's a documentary about that.

  15. Ebay will be happy by mark-t · · Score: 1

    They finally don't have to worry about sniper software always catching up to their interface changes... they can just file charges against the distributor.

  16. anti grinch trading??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    autonomous trading anyone? seems to fit the same definition for those who consider stocks toys

  17. No arbitrage, please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're not rich enough for that.

  18. leave the bots alone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if ever there was an indicator of a shit society... but leave the bots alone, they deserve their efforts in pilfering from the stupid.

  19. Sales by hedge00 · · Score: 1

    We should enact legislation to rebalance selling practices. A strong economy depends on sensible public policy. I say enough of these disingenuous pre-arranged sale events. Sales should be unintended accidents where the merchant is happy to unload the product to whoever will buy it, and never planned in advance. No loss leaders allowed, and no running at a loss to gain market share by squeezing out the competition. The legislation should include penalties substantial enough to make enforcement profitable. The only way that bad business can change is by consistent and repeated punches to the wallet.

  20. but ignore bots doing high frequency trading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is pure feel good BS that will have little significance.

  21. Apply to Ticket Sales by crow · · Score: 1

    Just make sure the legislation applies to event ticket sales. That's one area where bots are a huge problem. (It could easily be solved by real anti-scalping measures, but the venues and promoters like the instant sell-outs, so there's no push from the money side to fix it.)

    1. Re:Apply to Ticket Sales by djinn6 · · Score: 2

      If the event organizers cared at all, they also completely solve the problem with a simple auction.

      Let's say there's 5000 seats. Everyone put in the highest bid they're willing to pay, then the top 5000 bids get tickets at the lowest accepted bid price. If someone is willing to pay $500 for it, then they just bid $500. Maybe they'll only end up paying $50, but they can have certainty that they will not only get the ticket, but also at the best possible price.

    2. Re:Apply to Ticket Sales by crow · · Score: 1

      Yup. And that's just one of the solutions.

      My favorite is to start sales way in advance at a ridiculous price and lower the price every day. For events where you select specific seats, those who pay more get better seats. It also eliminates tracking bids, and is simple for everyone to understand, while maximizing profit for the event. The downside is that it discourages early sales, so much of the money won't come in right away, and it might drive average ticket prices down.

  22. Hot Items or Limited Sales? by crow · · Score: 1

    Is this more of an issue for hot items that are in limited supply or for items with sufficient supply, but limited "door buster" type sales? The latter is pretty close to false advertising--naming a price that will only be honored for a very limited supply. I would love to see those restricted on the sales side.

  23. it's just arbitrage, folks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Upright and honorable when Wall Street does it via millisecond trading, but lets not let the little man get on that gravytrain lest capitalism collapse.

  24. What is Winter Sunlight? Does it cause SAD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For this reason, God sends them a powerful delusion(operation of wandering)(planet) so that they will believe the lie.
    Working of Error

  25. The mere fact this is possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The mere fact this is possible implies the goods were priced below market value to begin with. If goods are priced at market value, such arbitrage is not possible.

  26. Ah yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Market "equilibrium." Those nasty stores and gas stations daring to sell bottled water at such low prices during times of local crisis. They must be stopped! HOW DARE THEY not charge $99 per gallon?! The scalpers do...

    1. Re:Ah yes by Ichijo · · Score: 1

      If buyers and sellers negotiate a price of $99 per gallon, why should that transaction be illegal?

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    2. Re:Ah yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you want to live in that world, be my guest. As for me, I fully support reasonable price gouging laws. This is a very appropriate use of law to properly constrain greed in a market. Let people bring in the water, ice, etc, and even let them make a healthy profit for doing so, but don't let them create a situation where only the rich can afford _necessities_!
      There is plenty of middle ground between a completely free and unregulated market (which does not, and cannot exist), and something like Venezuela which is completely unsustainable.

    3. Re:Ah yes by Ichijo · · Score: 1

      Let people bring in the water, ice, etc, and even let them make a healthy profit for doing so, but don't let them create a situation where only the rich can afford _necessities_!

      I see, it's better that nobody get water! Like in Venezuela!

      But seriously, I wouldn't worry. $99 gallons of water will attract other greedy sellers and then they will start undercutting each other until the prices are so low that it's no longer worthwhile to make another trip.

      Meanwhile, if a poor person can't afford a $99 gallon of water, then 16 of them can pool their money and each take home a $6 cup of water. That's about what water costs at a ballgame!

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    4. Re:Ah yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because those laws minimise the number of sellers (and stupid buyers) dangling from lampposts.

    5. Re:Ah yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who the hell is modding this crap up? I'm tempted to hope that you're in an urgent disaster situation some day, and get only a $6 cup of water, but I wouldn't wish that on anyone, because I think there should be reasonable and limited laws to protect consumers from market abuses. I put this in the same category as monopolies, price fixing, bait-and-switch, ponzi schemes, insider trading, selling defective or harmful goods or contaminated food, etc. The market absolutely needs _some_ regulation, for lots of very good reasons. And no I don't think the US should go anywhere near as far as the huge CF that is Venezuela (which wouldn't even be possible anyway, as it would be completely unconstitutional for the government to expropriate entire industries, etc.

    6. Re:Ah yes by Ichijo · · Score: 1

      How would you write an anti-price-gouging law that does not violate the Zero-One-Infinity Rule?

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  27. Hah....Good luck. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    How about we put a stop to high frequency algorithmic trading in the stock market too whilst we're at it? ... no? ... makes you too much money, you say? ... the common man be damned, you say?

  28. Money = Speech by Greyfox · · Score: 1

    So free speech, Bitches. You think the current Supreme court won't agree?

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  29. Stop paying the piper by KalvinB · · Score: 1

    The problem is not the bots, the problem is people who pay the increased prices.

    Ticketmaster has been a problem forever and suddenly the government wants to worry about toys.

    It's up to companies to put up better technological barriers to scalping. Ticketmaster is in bed with the scalpers so that will never happen.

    But customers can refuse to buy just released products at jacked up prices.

  30. Ding, we have a winner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If that's not what OP meant, exactly WHAT could be done to "go after sellers who cause them by selling below market equilibrium." That's literally what the sentence means. Basically, force sellers to extract maximum profit from each transaction instead of charging a reasonable price. Wonderful idea there... Anyone agreeing with OP is a complete, and utter MORON!

  31. 2 of the most inept career politicians by lamer01 · · Score: 1

    Laws will stop bots! Yeah!!!! Rejoice everyone. These two crack me up with their ineptitude on a daily basis. I am a local constituent and I see them in the news making outrageous proclamations all the time.

  32. There's actually already a solution to this by Solandri · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Instead of simply cutting the price, you keep the price the same and add a rebate. The rebate is limited to one per household (or however many the manufacturer thinks a single household would really need), and the item must be purchased from a list of stores that normally carry the product. Rebates neatly prevent resellers unaffiliated with the manufacturer (i.e.eBayers) from taking advantage of arbitrage to eat up the discounts themselves.

    Problem is the final buyers hate it. They don't see it when resellers have marked up a price (or not passed on a discount they received) - they just assume that's the normal price. So instead all they do is complain endlessly about how rebates are evil and they hate having to spend 5 minutes to make $10 (which works out to the equivalent of $120/hr), and why can't they just cut the price instead? Well if they did that, some reseller would buy up all the stock and you wouldn't have been able to buy the item in the first place.

    Yes there were problems with rebates being denied. But the manufacturers hate that as much as the people submitting the rebates. The manufacturers would contract with a rebate processing company to handle the rebates, and pay them a lump sum sufficient to pay for the rebates plus some. Anything left over after the rebates were paid off, the rebate company got to keep. So some of them set about denying as many rebates as possible. Since it's the manufacturer which takes the reputation hit from this, not the rebate processing company, the manufacturers don't like it. Most of them have begun using the better rebate processors. I haven't had one denied in 5 years.

    1. Re:There's actually already a solution to this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I learned something today. Thank you. I couldn't for the life of me think of any possible ADVANTAGE of rebates. For some reason I never made this connection.
      However for really really hot products, it's still not sufficient. They would have to, for example, charge $300 for a $25 toy, with a $275 rebate. Perhaps they could do an instant-rebate, limited to one per household (no buying two with different payment methods, no husband and wife each buying one, no shipping to third parties, you use your verified Payment address, period).

  33. Lawmakers will receive millions of comments by Solandri · · Score: 1

    On whether or not this is a good idea. No doubt most of those comments will be submitted by bots.

  34. What about Wall Street? by duckintheface · · Score: 1

    So these lawmakers are concerned about bots stealing toys from children at Christmas. But exactly the same principle applies to trading algorithms used to buy and sell stocks. The trading bots arbitrage the market faster than any human can react and skim their profits off the buy/sell cycle. It's an easy fix. Just randomize the execution time from a trade anywhere within a one minute block of time. That would level the playing field for humans and let them buy lots of toys for their kids.

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    1. Re:What about Wall Street? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Or just add a captcha.

  35. CONSUME! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Buy the things that you don't need at the prices you cant afford! What ever happened to the first R, Reduce, It was bad for business!
    Marketing and advertising people are con artists and nothing more, dont fall for their bullshit.

    capcha: idiots

    LMAO

  36. Rare Sneakers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Therein lies the problem. Sneakers should not be rare. If sneakers are "rare" then they're overpriced. Only poor people waste money on "rare" sneakers. Don't be that person.

  37. YES by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because we could use that law to stop high speed trading.... it's bots buying and reselling.

  38. Jealous? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We will never teach our kids to know better nor will we stop buying this crap for them or limit it in any way.

    Best solution is to design and produce it ourselves to keep the money here.

  39. An Anti-Scalper Bill? by atrex · · Score: 1

    That'd be awesome if so, and I think anyone that's ever had to resort to buying an item at an inflated price off of ebay in order to get it in a reasonable time frame will agree. I'm sure someone is going to come in here and say that it's against the free market, but why should someone just be able to run a script and then walk into a walmart and carry out the entire stock of game consoles only to resell them at twice the price on ebay? Did they do any of the work to create those consoles, advertise them, or bring them to market? Absolutely not. So they shouldn't be able to benefit off someone else's hard work.

  40. And tickets? by rickb928 · · Score: 1

    Will this also cover purchasing event tickets? Please?

    And define 'bot' to include the seller's own processes to withhold tickets form the market, in secret, to later scalp them for further profit?

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  41. incongruity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, 'bots that buy up toys on an open market for resale at a profit should be illegal, but 'bots that buy up stocks on an open market for resale at a profit should not?

     

  42. certified tilt porn by epine · · Score: 1

    Anyone who thinks my post was over the top, wade through the following document very carefully:

    Are you ready to stop living the 40-40-40 Plan and Start Living your Dreams?

    Did you know that 97% of Americans retire financially broke dependent upon friends, family, and the Federal Government.

    Note that the image of the black guy (by implication, the author) is facing away from the center of the page. This is symbolic of turning is back on dull orthodoxy.

    Not also the visual appeal to bright lights, big city and the casino-ish orange/yellow/red reflective highlights, which form the focal point of masthead Oz.

    Almost everyone retires broke and dependent on some other entity other than a giant pile of coins or bills amassed under a mattress. That entity might be a commercial bank (fairly solvent) or a National Bank (aka Uncle Sam, with the deepest pockets of all) who is paying out a stipend on what you paid in (a fairly standard business model wherever banks gather).

    Even if you retire to a giant mansion, entirely bought and paid for, you're still dependent on Uncle Sam to continue to enforce your property rights (those who employ a private vigilante retinue rarely sleep with both eyes closed, so there's a downside to that model, too).