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New Male Contraceptive Gel Enters Clinical Trials (cbslocal.com)

The first clinical trial is underway to test a new male contraceptive that could be a game changer for preventing pregnancy. From a report: "(It's) a combination of two horomones: Progestin, which is the typical horomone that is found in female contraceptive pills, which they put in there to suppress sperm production, to trick the body, and testosterone, which is the male sex horomone so that there's normal circulating levels of testosterone that men don't lose their libido or sexual function or have any changes in mood," said CBS News medical contributor Dr. Tara Narula.

The National Institutes of Health is enrolling about 420 couples to use an experimental gel that has been in development for more than 10 years. If proven effective, it would be the first hormonal birth control for men. The gel is applied to the back and shoulders. Researchers found that testosterone, once absorbed through the skin, stays in the system longer than testosterone taken in pill form does. Male volunteers will use the gel every day for four to 12 weeks.

193 comments

  1. Horomones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe they meant homophones.

    1. Re:Horomones? by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Yes, that is the real point of these anti-creation initiatives. Only greedy people want to divorce sex from procreation, after all, normal people don't mind sharing the planet with other human beings.

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  2. Why not vasectomy instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I'm not a heterosexual cis male, but if I were I would rather get a little snip with no lasting side effects than fuck with my hormone system. If I wanted offspring with my genes I could freeze some sperm before.
    Of course it's possible that men turn out to like these changes to their hormone system. Apparently the female pill is something that women like because it reduces or eliminates unnecessary menstruation.

    1. Re:Why not vasectomy instead? by DarkOx · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No women think they like it. Its fun until a decade or two on when they

      1) Discover they are married to someone they don't even like
      2) Either don't have kids or have just one spoiled brat who is also dumb as a cinder block because they were to old when they had him/her
      3) End up with breast cancer because the did not have any kids.

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    2. Re:Why not vasectomy instead? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Some men may welcome the hormonal changes. Testosterone levels go up and down naturally and generally are not something most men need to worry about, but for some excessive libido and the like can be an issue. There are treatments like amitriptyline, but it requires a prescription, can be expensive and has a lot of side effects.

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    3. Re:Why not vasectomy instead? by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Apparently the female pill is something that women like because it reduces or eliminates unnecessary menstruation.

      I've not known any woman who "likes the pill"- every woman I had a serious relationship would complain about the pill, how it made them gain weight, dropped their libido... etc, etc. I'm sure there are some out there because every woman is different and the pill impacts them slightly differently.

      Women (most) don't take the pill because they like the effects- they take it because they don't want to get pregnant, or, because they have painful periods otherwise and so the side effects are just not as bad as having to deal with a painful period.

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    4. Re:Why not vasectomy instead? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I'm sure there are some out there because every woman is different and the pill impacts them slightly differently.

      Most of the women I've known to be on the pill disliked it, but a couple of them loved it as it made their cycle more regular.

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    5. Re: Why not vasectomy instead? by peragrin · · Score: 5, Funny

      What gets me is locations. How is A guy supposed to rub it in his back shoulders? You have to have someone else to rub it in. And that will affect them too.

      Now a gel that a guy can rub on his fick once a day that does the same thing? Yes now that will get used.

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    6. Re: Why not vasectomy instead? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      I imagine they will think of a more practical method of application if it proves effective.

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    7. Re:Why not vasectomy instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Right question, wrong reasons. Personally, I'd choose vasectomy over any form of hormonal birth control simply because I don't want there to be any chance of getting someone pregnant.

    8. Re: Why not vasectomy instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Yeah, it probably won't affect the ones rubbing it in during the trial because they will all be given personal direction by the study folks to use gloves. But if they mass market this - you know that the slobbering stew of genetic do-overs we all see everyday will fail to use gloves, will rub it on the glans penis and shaft directly, and may even use it like it was a spermicidal lubricant. I don't see this working in the market in this form.

      Honestly getting someone to rub some goop on you everyday is just not as simple or convenient as taking the current female contraceptive. To be effective, a contraceptive must be used and used correctly. This isn't going to do it. If the bioavailability of testosterone is lower in pill form then up the dosage to match the same amount in the blood / body and make the damn thing a simple, daily pill.

    9. Re:Why not vasectomy instead? by Rolgar · · Score: 5, Informative

      The pill basically works on women primarily by chemically simulating pregnancy, in order to suppress ovulation. So, you can either get pregnant or have many of the effects of pregnancy except having the baby and most of the weight gain, plus an increased chance of cancer (at least some of the various forms of the pill are classified as carcinogens).

      If fact, almost all forms of contraceptives are disliked because of the various side effects. They are just disliked less than having a pregnancy and decades of child care. For instance, vasectomy has several side effects, including many that don't show up for years or decades: https://www.mayoclinic.org/tes...

    10. Re: Why not vasectomy instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All true. Easy answer: either Darwin or more dumb ass broken kids on welfare. Depends on the effects when both partners are using it due to improper application as you said.

      Even if it was just a pill you know a bunch of guys will skip it and just take 2-3 the next day to uh make up for it.

    11. Re:Why not vasectomy instead? by Shaitan · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "If I wanted offspring with my genes I could freeze some sperm before."

      Those kind of things are very expensive and have very poor probabilities of success alongside high risk of multiples if they do succeed.

      Probably the biggest reason is to empower men to control their own reproductive destiny without requiring us to have sex with a condom instead of a partner. If you are not a heterosexual male then you don't know what it is like dealing with some of the females in our society. They will tell you they are taking the pill and then skip it, pretending they got pregnant anyway and they will poke holes in condoms. Hell, a baby crazed female will simply apply inappropriate pressure on a guy who doesn't want kids and essentially force him. For the past 50 years our society has been entirely about empowering women and pretending there is no limit to how much you can tip the scales in that direction while still pretending men are the evil and powerful oppressors.

      This gel is just another example. You'll note the application method requires a partner... so you are still subject to your partner knowing you are using it and actually applying the right thing.

    12. Re:Why not vasectomy instead? by Shaitan · · Score: 1

      This isn't a troll, just a legitimate comment subjected to bad moderator who disagrees.

    13. Re: Why not vasectomy instead? by Shaitan · · Score: 2

      I doubt it, the application method is about making sure men aren't actually empowered to control their own reproductive destiny. Rubbing it on your penis would carry the same problem, it could be tasted or otherwise detected.

    14. Re: Why not vasectomy instead? by dunkelfalke · · Score: 2

      There are applicators with a long handle for this kinds of use cases.

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    15. Re: Why not vasectomy instead? by Headw1nd · · Score: 2

      Why wouldn't you be able to rub it across your shoulder blades? The small of your back no, but you should be able to touch your shoulder blades.

    16. Re:Why not vasectomy instead? by ContextSwitch · · Score: 4, Interesting
      I'm replying as someone who had a vasectomy and then had it reversed.

      The problem with vasectomies is that they should be considered permanent because the reversal is not guaranteed and, you know, things change, you may end up regretting that decision.

      Also there are other complications, in my case the Post-Vasectomy-Pain (PVP) was quite unbearable and induced a lot of nausea.

      That's why vasectomies are not like "normal" contraception.

    17. Re:Why not vasectomy instead? by ichimunki · · Score: 1

      That "little snip" does have lasting side effects in many cases... 1-2% of those getting vasectomies report chronic scrotal pain. Those aren't the best odds for something that can't be undone easily. A younger man without children cannot use vasectomy to prevent pregnancy until it's wanted, either. Frozen sperm? Maybe... but realize that doctors are fairly picky about who they will perform vasectomies on. In fact, in my personal experience, if you are married you need your wife's signature on the forms to be approved! I'm guessing being fairly young and childless will also cause most doctors to refuse to perform the procedure.

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    18. Re: Why not vasectomy instead? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      That's some paranoid nonsense right there. Aside from anything else, there are simple and cheap tools for applying medication to your back, and how would concealing its use from your partner empower you? How is it worse than the current situation?

      This is great news for men, but some people are determined to somehow twist it into being a misandrist attack on them.

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    19. Re: Why not vasectomy instead? by PacketShaper · · Score: 1

      You have to have someone else to rub it in. And that will affect them too.

      Or the person doing the rubbing could use gloves...

    20. Re: Why not vasectomy instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My doctor (60 year old guy) recommended putting ointment on a spatula, then using the spatula like a backscratcher to apply ointments to my back.

    21. Re:Why not vasectomy instead? by Immerman · · Score: 1

      >You'll note the application method requires a partner...

      Really? Can you not reach most of your own back and shoulders? You might want to work on that. I'm not especially flexible and can easily reach my entire lower back with either hand, up to about the base of my shoulder blades, and I can reach most of each shoulder blade with my opposing hand. Plus as others have mentioned there's no shortage of applicators designed for exactly this sort of purpose.

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    22. Re:Why not vasectomy instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Staying anon old greybeard here, but I've had a vasectomy, and it was really rough. First the "little snip" as a out patient at a day clinic turned into a post op infection, where I contracted chicken pox while healing for the first time in my life at middle age, and both my testicles inflated to resemble very large purple spikey apple sized objects for days, and after being hospitalized for a few days, I had two excruciating weeks of having my balls tended to by district nurses. Trust me, its not a pleasant daytime activity to undertake.
      Secondly something went wrong during the op itself, and I had to go on the table and refused a full anesthetic and made them do it under local, and they cut a large section out (to send off for analysis for cancer, which was a false alarm, but really was a ass covering exercise on how I ended up having to undergo this bit...) and then had to pull the ends of the tubes to get enough to tie off properly, and I swear its the most pain I have ever experienced in my entire life, and Ive been set on fire and stabbed in different events. It was everything I could do to stop vomiting with the pain and I have a high threshold to pain normally. A burning sensation all the way up through my body to my chest area. Being cauterized while still semi sensitive wasn't much fun either.
      I did this after making two v1.1's, one boy one girl, as the responsible thing to do, and its never going to be reversible (which I have no problem with, this planet is getting overpopulated already).

      My wife couldn't take birth control due to liver complications, and condoms are not much of a long term solution. We had a few near misses in the early days of our relationship before it was stable and right to bring children into it, and a gel would have given me more options in those earlier days.

      You want to risk all the above to save smearing some gel on yourself for the periods in your life when its a good thing, knock yourself out, but happily some other people are working to open up options for those that do.

    23. Re:Why not vasectomy instead? by Athanasius · · Score: 1

      I personally know at least two women who took the pill and loved the effects, not least because their primary reason for taking it wasn't birth control but the changes it brought to other symptoms associated with their menstrual cycles. Going from frequent intense headaches and stomach problems to actually being able to function was a game changer for them.

    24. Re: Why not vasectomy instead? by illiac_1962 · · Score: 1, Troll

      Creamer there is zero fucking chance of you getting someone pregnant.

    25. Re: Why not vasectomy instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because the vasectomy is permanent.

    26. Re: Why not vasectomy instead? by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

      Because there are side effects.

    27. Re: Why not vasectomy instead? by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Rubbing it on your penis would carry the same problem, it could be tasted or otherwise detected.

      No, the problem with this is that the testosterone absorbs transdermally - not just to you but to anyone in contact with the penis.

    28. Re: Why not vasectomy instead? by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

      You need your wife's permission to do what you want with your body? What bullshit is this?

    29. Re: Why not vasectomy instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are already testosterone treatments which are typically applied to the chest. However, those treatments come with strong warnings that women should not have contact with the medication. Applying it to the back lowers the accidental risk of exposure to women during sex. Having sex seems like a good idea when testing a birth control mentod, so the location is important.

    30. Re:Why not vasectomy instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The pill fools the female body into thinking its pregnant thus women prefer softer males while on the pill. A softer male is preferable during pregnancy as this is a bad time to be knocked about.

    31. Re: Why not vasectomy instead? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      You have to have someone else to rub it in. And that will affect them too.

      If it needs to be rubbed in your back shoulders, then doesn't it stand to reason that it wouldn't affect the person getting it on their hands?

    32. Re:Why not vasectomy instead? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      , how it made them gain weight, dropped their libido...

      There's a variety of pills that affect different women differently. Of course they don't like it. Ultimately it's a body altering substance. No one really likes their mood / personality to be dependent on a drug. But speaking from experience swapping from one pill to another made my partner horny as all heck and she gained a bit of weight after stopping altogether but that was due to the mood change (can't give a crap attitude combined with sitting and eating). Exercise fixed that. Not the weight, but the mood.

    33. Re: Why not vasectomy instead? by DarkOx · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes because its totally necessary to provide citations to things that have been given wide enough coverage you could easily google them on the same devices you are currently reading my comment on. Sorry A/C your own laziness does not make my post a troll..

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    34. Re: Why not vasectomy instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You think thatâ(TM)s bad? I know two women who have had multiple surgeons refuse to tie their tubes, because a hypothetical, future husband might want to have children someday.

      One of those women is a lesbian.
      The other has absolutely no desire to eve have children, and never has.

    35. Re: Why not vasectomy instead? by Interfacer · · Score: 1

      I had the snip. It's been a while, but if I recall correctly, my wife needed to sign the paperwork as well.
      I seem to remember it was not for permission, but for verification of her being aware it was going to be done.

      And that is not unreasonable imo. This is a decision that is going to affect her as well.
      Plus while you can present an argument about strong individualism and it being your body, having her sign only applies if you're married. And the underlying reasoning with marriage is that this a permanent situation and you and your partner do things together.

    36. Re: Why not vasectomy instead? by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      I suspect that if it works they'll try to developed a once monthly patch.

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    37. Re: Why not vasectomy instead? by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      It is more of an attack on the species of homo sapiens, with the same attacks on amphibians and other species that we've seen from female hormonal control pollution.

      Face facts, artificial hormones WILL be misused and WILL escape into the environment, where they will cause no end of trouble for species like frogs and salmon.

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    38. Re: Why not vasectomy instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Americans are fat

    39. Re: Why not vasectomy instead? by yndrd1984 · · Score: 0

      You need your wife's permission to do what you want with your body? What bullshit is this?

      American doctors in particular have a weird relationship with male genitalia. When they want to perform surgery, they can pressure your exhausted parents just after you're born, and that counts as 'consent'. When they don't want to perform surgery, your signature and repeated attestations aren't enough - many places want you to be 35 or have two kids, as well as the wife's acknowledgement.

      But the other reply you got does have a point - they usually apply the same rules about sterilization to women. Not for abortion though, dear God no. 'Cause that's totally different ... because reasons.

    40. Re:Why not vasectomy instead? by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      , how it made them gain weight, dropped their libido...

      There's a variety of pills that affect different women differently. Of course they don't like it. Ultimately it's a body altering substance. No one really likes their mood / personality to be dependent on a drug. But speaking from experience swapping from one pill to another made my partner horny as all heck and she gained a bit of weight after stopping altogether but that was due to the mood change (can't give a crap attitude combined with sitting and eating). Exercise fixed that. Not the weight, but the mood.

      My wife blames everything on libido.

      "The pill kills my libido... sorry"
      "Yeah, condoms kill my mood sorry"
      "Yeah, this contraceptive ring... it kills my libido too."
      "Sorry, I'm pregnant- pregnancy has killed my libido."
      "It's a well known fact women who are breastfeeding have lowered libido"

      Now she uses an IUD... and not even one that has hormones on it, the one without.

      "Sorry, the IUD kills my libido."

      I truly suspect in her case it has nothing at all to do with the birthcontrol... she just has a low libido... at least for me. :(

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    41. Re: Why not vasectomy instead? by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

      So if a wife wants to be sterilised does the same apply?

    42. Re: Why not vasectomy instead? by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

      How old are they?

    43. Re:Why not vasectomy instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck that, I would like the testosterone, a good dose of it too ^_^

    44. Re:Why not vasectomy instead? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Start worrying if she ever says "you killed my libido". :-)

      I often tell me girlfriend at some point we should just change our facebook status to married, after all after 10 years we're effectively having sex like a married couple XD

    45. Re: Why not vasectomy instead? by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      Gives your eggs a nice zing too.

    46. Re: Why not vasectomy instead? by Shaitan · · Score: 1

      A little bit of testosterone would likely only increase her drive. Nothing terrible there.

    47. Re: Why not vasectomy instead? by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Or a beard / acne. Or if she's already pregnant (unlikely in this case, of course), a potential miscarriage.

    48. Re: Why not vasectomy instead? by Shaitan · · Score: 1

      "how would concealing its use from your partner empower you"

      In the same way being able to take the pill while claiming to try to get pregnant empowers women. Even more so, it would allow you to let them feel secure thinking they are holding the reigns. This keeps a partner treating you the way they treat you while trying to trap you for as long as possible before they give up and move on. That isn't a shit move, it's just turnabout since it only matters if they are trying to trap you in the first place. Unfortunately, kids aren't the only way they try to trap you. As the woman progressively feels more secure in the relationship they dial all the good stuff down.

      "How is it worse than the current situation?"

      It isn't worse than the current situation. But the current situation is the current situation primarily for the same reason I'm mentioning. A male pill has been possible just as long as a female pill, women have used their highly vocal political majority to prevent one with the argument that men would "take advantage of women."

    49. Re: Why not vasectomy instead? by Shaitan · · Score: 1

      You are stating an opinion not submitting to a peer review journal, police report, or even a paper for a grade. You might be more credible with citations provided but not having them doesn't make you a troll. You can be correct without citations, you can be incorrect with citations, and there are no shortage of opinions which can not be decisively ever be determined are correct or not.

      People don't need to provide citations every time they give their 2 cents and what the hell do citations have to do with trolling anyway? I've seen trolls bust out citations many times when stirring up their shit.

    50. Re: Why not vasectomy instead? by ichimunki · · Score: 1

      If she refuses to sign the form, the effect will be the same either way, won't it? I don't really have any idea about how often doctors refuse this surgery and why... but it certainly strikes me as ironic that my wife can most certainly have several forms of birth control without my knowledge, but I'd need to notify her of this.

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  3. Why by 110010001000 · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is truly the last thing I expected to see on Slashdot.

    1. Re:Why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And why just the potheads? Apparently 420 couples make a good test group for whatever reason.

    2. Re:Why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is truly the last thing I expected to see on Slashdot.

      Occasionally we escape from mom's basement into the real world. This is good information about survival.

  4. Progestin and Testosterone? by bobstreo · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    So weepy roid rage? I can envision the other results, Moobs and erections that last more than 4 hours.

    Application to the back and shoulders would also probably result in in all kinds of exposure to the female, unless she assumes the dead fish position.

    LOL Birth Control as meaningful news for slashdotters! /s

    Hands don't get pregnant.

    1. Re:Progestin and Testosterone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      ...

      Hands don't get pregnant.

      So quit trying four or five times a day.

    2. Re:Progestin and Testosterone? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      According to TFA the extra testosterone is to prevent side effects like loss of libido and sexual function.

      Anyway, this is just the trial, it may improve given time with no ways to apply it.

      And really this is a huge game changer for men. It will give us a level of control over our own fertility that we have never had before, and maybe even lead to other liberating changes just like the pill did.

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    3. Re:Progestin and Testosterone? by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      So weepy roid rage? I can envision the other results, Moobs and erections that last more than 4 hours.

      This is Slashdot. The people here already have moobs...and erections that last the length of an anime feature.

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    4. Re:Progestin and Testosterone? by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 2

      According to TFA the extra testosterone is to prevent side effects like loss of libido and sexual function.

      Anyway, this is just the trial, it may improve given time with no ways to apply it.

      And really this is a huge game changer for men. It will give us a level of control over our own fertility that we have never had before, and maybe even lead to other liberating changes just like the pill did.

      Yes... but I'm a little concerned that you have to rub it into your back every day? I have t-rex arms, I can't reach my back. This requires cooperation for someone else to work?

      Can I just rub it in somewhere else? Like... well... yeah, there that place... or anywhere else.

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    5. Re:Progestin and Testosterone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They have a revolutionary new product called a loofah on a stick, you should look into it

    6. Re:Progestin and Testosterone? by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      ...

      Hands don't get pregnant.

      So quit trying four or five times a day.

      If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.

    7. Re: Progestin and Testosterone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cool story. I will never use this.

    8. Re:Progestin and Testosterone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's the initial trial. They may find the answers to your questions during it so settle down. It appears they're aiming this at couples though, so cooperation is probably assumed. (Kinda like Sex generally if it's legit.)

      They might have to make alterations if most couples say they wouldn't use this product due to the daily rubdown required. (Takes too long out of both people's day, hard to find time for it to begin with, keeps leading to erection and kinky location sex around the house, etc.)

    9. Re:Progestin and Testosterone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If you can't reach your lower back and the tops of your shoulders, you have more serious problems.

    10. Re:Progestin and Testosterone? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      The goal may be to put it in a transdermal patch. The gel delivery method seems pretty messy without any advantages except that it's cheap and makes it easy to continue tweaking the formula.

    11. Re:Progestin and Testosterone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Progesterone doesn't have that effect on the mental state of someone actually, that is estrogen. And progesterone seems to balance the effects of estrogen out, so gyno might not be that bad because of the extra estrogen in your system due to the extra testosterone.
      Interestingly it seems progesterone has a mixed bag of catabolic and anabolic effects. It will burn fat and build up muscle, together with testosterone it might be an interesting contraceptive.

    12. Re:Progestin and Testosterone? by laddiebuck · · Score: 1

      A level of control over our own fertility that we have never had before? How fucking stupid are you? We have had condoms for centuries, and even before that, we could just pull out. We have unparalleled control over our own fertility already. The fact that many men can't be bothered to put a small rubber on their dick is stupidity, not lack of autonomy.

  5. No. Go away. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hahaha do people realize how devastating it would be to unbalance hormonal regulation?

    Just look at how the pill has effected women.

    Hard pass.

    On the other hand, if every cuck gets sterilized the world may be MUCH better off

    1. Re: No. Go away. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the world would be much better off...but not for Maury,Springer, etc.

  6. That sounds awesome by DalM · · Score: 2

    So, baby, here are our birth control options.
    1) You take a pill everyday, at the same time everyday, that has some pretty hard initial side effects.
    2) You give me a neck and shoulder massage everyday.

    I'm good with 2 too. Glad we agree.

    (Oh, yeah, I could wear a condom, but, you know, I'm allergic to latex.)

    1. Re:That sounds awesome by olsmeister · · Score: 5, Funny

      The daily neck and shoulder massage would be great. Until your wife started growing a beard and randomly beating the shit out of you.

    2. Re:That sounds awesome by quenda · · Score: 3, Informative

      Why is anyone still taking the Pill, when implants are so much more convenient and reliable?

    3. Re: That sounds awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Because there is this thing called preference in patients and medical solutions don't always apply the same. Unless you've gone to med school, you're just talking out of your ass.

    4. Re:That sounds awesome by DigiShaman · · Score: 2

      Yeah, great, until your nuts shrivel up.

      Just get a vasectomy and shoot blanks instead.

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    5. Re:That sounds awesome by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 2

      The daily neck and shoulder massage would be great. Until your wife started growing a beard and randomly beating the shit out of you.

      That happens anyway.

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    6. Re:That sounds awesome by AmiMoJo · · Score: 3, Informative

      Typically the female contraceptive pill is about 90-95% effective, because people don't use it perfectly. So if you want to avoid having kids it's a good idea to use some other form of contraceptive too.

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    7. Re:That sounds awesome by Rockoon · · Score: 0

      So if you want to avoid having kids it's a good idea to use some other form of contraceptive too.

      Luckily, abortion is a valid form of contraceptive.

      Thanks for the choice to kill.

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    8. Re: That sounds awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They really are!

    9. Re:That sounds awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yeah, great, until your nuts shrivel up.

      I quit taking Propecia after 9 months because it eliminated my sex drive. Problem is, it never came back. Now they say, "It may sorta kinda be permanent."

      Men, don't take anything that messes with your hormones.

      Just get a vasectomy and shoot blanks instead.

      A vasectomy should be considered permanent. Although it's potentially reversible, it on works about half the time. And fertility problems are awful.

    10. Re:That sounds awesome by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      Why is anyone still taking the Pill, when implants are so much more convenient and reliable?

      Because larger breasts don't protect against pregnancy! :)

      On a more serious note- my wife has an IUD but hates it (although I think what she blames it for isn't it's fault). She immediately said she would be willing to rub contraceptive gel into my back each night to have the IUD out. Vasectomy not a viable option for us, but I would take the gel if It were safe.

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    11. Re:That sounds awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With payments to "Single Mothers" (aka Whores) we're all cucks! We the men of the United States in order to subvert our own best interests have cuckolded us all.

    12. Re: That sounds awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless you've gone to med school, you're just talking out of your ass.

      My doctor uses webmd -- right there in front of me. Ok, he attempts subterfuge, but I can see the reflection in his glasses. It's fine -- I generally self-diagnose myself (with wedmd), and just go there for the z-pack prescription, or whatever.

      So, in summary, med school doesn't make you an expert, elitist prick.

    13. Re: That sounds awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But it does let me sexually assault your so under the guise of it being an exam.

    14. Re:That sounds awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3) IUD, which generally has few side effects.
      4) Nuvaring, which generally has few side effects, but in some people increases risks of blood clots.
      5) Diaphragm, which works fine, has few side effects, but sometimes might be a little tricky to get right.
      6) Various implants, which sometimes generates side effects.

      With a couple different LTRs I've used 3,4,5. The only reason 3 didn't work out is it came out of her, which is rare, so we got unlucky. 4 worked great, but she had to get off it because of headaches which are associated with increased blood clot risks. 5 is fine, but it's a little hassle to put the thing in.

      The point being that there's a lot of other birth control methods for women than the pill, but few for men.

    15. Re:That sounds awesome by Immerman · · Score: 1

      >Men, don't take anything that messes with your hormones.

      Don't limit your advice to men. Sadly, that's a definite risk of female birth control as well.

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    16. Re: That sounds awesome by illiac_1962 · · Score: 1

      Beat me to it.

    17. Re: That sounds awesome by illiac_1962 · · Score: 1

      âMen, don't take anything that messes with your hormones." Donuts and pizza included.

    18. Re:That sounds awesome by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      I'd imagine this would end up coming in some sort of patch form.

  7. Or... You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You could just wear a condom. It has other benefits like not getting diseases. Works well when you use it right and doesn't mess with your hormones.

    1. Re:Or... You know... by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Do you wear a raincoat in the shower?

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    2. Re: Or... You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's great when you're sleeping around. What about when you're in a long term relationship and don't want kids? Not every one's wife is ok with anal and BJs as often as vaginal sex.

    3. Re:Or... You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you normally get diseases in the shower?

      Maybe clean it once in a while.

    4. Re:Or... You know... by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      You could just wear a condom. It has other benefits like not getting diseases. Works well when you use it right and doesn't mess with your hormones.

      Sure, if I were single, I would, but since they provide considerably less protection and I'm in a monogamous happy marriage- I'd rather never wear a condom again. They take away pleasure from both parties.

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    5. Re:Or... You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Raincoat? No. Flipflops? Yes.

    6. Re:Or... You know... by ichimunki · · Score: 2

      Only when I visit relatives in Flint, MI.

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    7. Re:Or... You know... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      You could just wear a condom. It has other benefits like not getting diseases. Works well when you use it right and doesn't mess with your hormones.

      Same reason as you don't want to eat a steak with one on your tongue....NO sensation.

      Not as much fun fucking if you can't really feel anything....

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  8. Now men get to share in the pain by MikeRT · · Score: 2

    All of the lovely side effect issues can now be shared by the couple. She can feel bloated and miserable with weight gain problems, and now he can have all the issues that come from confusing his body with both a heaping dose of female hormones and jacking up testosterone at the same time.

    I am really surprised that no one has come up with an easily cleanable and reusable fertility test that would allow couples to test for fertility with the same accuracy the current kits have.

    1. Re:Now men get to share in the pain by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 2

      Fertility in a female body can change basically over night (yes, her rhythm would say she is fertile in 10 days, but suddenly she is tomorrow).
      And then again male sperm can live inside of the female body minimum seven days, some say up to 12 days.

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    2. Re:Now men get to share in the pain by goose-incarnated · · Score: 1

      I am really surprised that no one has come up with an easily cleanable and reusable fertility test that would allow couples to test for fertility with the same accuracy the current kits have.

      Because the test won't tell you that she will become fertile two days form now, and get pregnant with the sperm you deposited right now into her.

      Sperm lives for a long time in the woman.

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    3. Re:Now men get to share in the pain by ceoyoyo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They have. There's an app for that. It's pretty effective, but not perfect. And like any birth control, it has to be used correctly. In other words, when it says no fucking, no fucking. Unfortunately, people have difficulty even figuring out how to use a condom reliably, so rhythm methods often don't work so well.

      Condoms, the pill, rhythm methods, pulling out... all are quite effective *if used correctly*. The caveat at the end is a big one.

  9. Ask some women by sjbe · · Score: 5, Informative

    Why is anyone still taking the Pill, when implants are so much more convenient and reliable?

    Why don't you ask some women? They aren't all that scary, I promise.

    I'll save you some time though:
    1) Implants are decidedly less convenient if you decide you want to stop using it
    2) Implants require a surgical procedure to install and remove - a minor one but still a procedure with risks
    3) Women vary in their responses to medication
    4) Higher up front cost (though typically cheaper in the long run)
    5) Some types of medication make implants less effective
    6) There are some side effects
    7) It lasts for about 3 years and you have to remember to get it replaced
    8) There are different long term health risk profiles
    9) Some women just prefer one method over another

    1. Re:Ask some women by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      There are in between options. Vaginal inserts can have lots of the conveniences of implants without the drawbacks. For some women they work a lot better, because they use a lower overall dose, but they do deliver a higher dose locally.

      Different people have different needs, and it's good to have lots of options. There probably are some women who use the pill because they don't know about other options or stick with good enough though. The pill has been around for half a century, while other methods are much more recent.

  10. On My Johnson? Oh No He Didn't. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't Make Woman Problems Man Problems. Period. Literally.

  11. Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's make the American Males stoop breeding so that the chimps of the world can invade and take over the country unopposed like the cowards they are. Breed. Produce offspring. Raise them to fight. It's coming. WWIII is on the horizon. Make no mistake, the U.S. is under invasion by the sicko pedophile muslims, hindu chimps, and asian slants. Stop opposing our brethren the Latinos. We the european, african, and latino males of this country must unite to defend it. We must produce many healthy offspring and raise them to fight and defend this country and this hemisphere from the incursion. Do not get sidetracked by "race", it isn't meaningful. We are talking about cultural appropriation and invasion by cowards who expect you to roll over and allow them to take over without a fight. Things like "Male Contraception" are a part of this plan. Do not fall for it. FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! It is time for war. It is time for guns! It is time to be men and rise to the challenge to defend this nation for your children and grand-children.

  12. Not that simple by sjbe · · Score: 1

    You could just wear a condom.

    Condoms are measurably less effective than other methods of birth control. Furthermore they do fail from time to time and can easily be misused or not used. Additionally they are of no protection in the event of rape or simply irresponsible partners.

    It has other benefits like not getting diseases.

    Not really a concern in a monogamous relationship with someone trustworthy. If you are worried about getting a disease maybe you shouldn't be sticking your naughty bits into that person? Granted sometimes you don't know if you can trust someone but after a time you probably should have some idea.

    Works well when you use it right and doesn't mess with your hormones.

    Works well but not perfectly. They do fail and are sometimes misused. Women use chemical birth control in part because it doesn't require the consent of their partner to be effective. Getting pregnant is a very big deal and really can put a dent in a women's life plans and prospects just because of one failed condom.

  13. What's a horomone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it something Stephen King came up with? Is is something we need to be scared about?

  14. A solution looking for a problem. by Charcharodon · · Score: 2, Funny

    You have 2 other options to stick it in that doesn't result in babies. I would suggest trying those before rubbing some bio agent on your dick.

    1. Re:A solution looking for a problem. by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      None of the other options are close to 100% effective, so it's advisable to use more than one. Pills or anything you can use daily have the advantage of becoming routine and thus harder to forget or run out of.

      Also the "side effects" are actually desirable for some people.

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    2. Re:A solution looking for a problem. by goose-incarnated · · Score: 1

      None of the other options are close to 100% effective, so it's advisable to use more than one. Pills or anything you can use daily have the advantage of becoming routine and thus harder to forget or run out of.

      Also the "side effects" are actually desirable for some people.

      Re-read the parent. He didn't say "two other contraceptive options", he said "two other places to stick it in".

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    3. Re:A solution looking for a problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah but a good vag feels best by far.
      Ass might be nice until your first "dick worm" and infection.
      And the mouth can never quite give all the action with teeth etc. you cans just go hump crazy. (Unless you've got one kinky lady, then good on ya)

    4. Re:A solution looking for a problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      None of the other options are close to 100% effective, so it's advisable to use more than one. Pills or anything you can use daily have the advantage of becoming routine and thus harder to forget or run out of.

      Also the "side effects" are actually desirable for some people.

      Re-read the parent. He didn't say "two other contraceptive options", he said "two other places to stick it in".

      he doesn't know any place to stick it except in Misses Palmer and her 5 daughters.

  15. Because by sjbe · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    This is truly the last thing I expected to see on Slashdot.

    Just because you can't get laid doesn't mean the rest of us cannot.

    Plus it's interesting medical/science news and some of us nerds here have an interest in such things.

    1. Re:Because by 110010001000 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      It's just a joke, snowflake.

    2. Re: Because by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh come on, you really want us to believe you are getting laid? Lolololol, sorry son but your hand doesnt count.

      Were you the last virginal kid in HS (or college... or probably after college in your case) to get laid who stood around looking at his shoes while the other guys were talking about all the girls they were banging? Then you made up some shit about how you had sex ALL THE TIME but could only name your nameless girlfriend from out of town where you used to live ten years ago?

      Yes, that is you. Real men who are getting laid do not need to post on /. about how they are having sex all the time.

      Virgin.

  16. Not easy to reverse by sjbe · · Score: 2

    Just get a vasectomy and shoot blanks instead.

    Umm, that's great if you never plan to have kids in the future. But it's a little hard to change your mind later on if you go down this route. If that were a good idea you'd see guys in their 20s getting the procedure already.

    1. Re: Not easy to reverse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      And the bonus side effect for a good percentage of us, swollen lymph glands after every every orgasm for 2 days, they don't tell you about that one when they whip out the scalpel and cut into your nutsack!
      Thought I had lymphoma 6 months after a vasectomy untill Dr told me about my own body's reaction ti having to reabsorb sperm.

    2. Re:Not easy to reverse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only reason guys in their 20s aren't doing it is because of doctors who think they know better than them. "Oh you'll change your mind, and it's not guaranteed reversible".

    3. Re:Not easy to reverse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever heard of adoption?

  17. Good news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This will lower the fertility rate in the west and help the Mexicans outbreed the self hating white liberals.

    If you had said the white European scientist were giving free contraceptives to All brown and black people you would say it was racist. You would be right.

    1. Re:Good news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I kinda have to agree with this post. This birth control cream will only stop wealthier men with jobs from having unexpected pregnancies with their wifes or girlfriends.

      The poor folks who can't afford the cream will keep popping out babies that the state needs to support. Yay.

  18. And if it doesn't work as expected...? by EdwardFurlong · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure who would wan't to risk a pregnancy just to be part of a trial. Maybe people who want a child and are just going to delay having one?

    1. Re:And if it doesn't work as expected...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or poeple who use condoms anyway, which also means that samples can be collected.

    2. Re:And if it doesn't work as expected...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Unexpected pregnancies can be dealt with. You can take Plan B, get an abortion, put the kid up for adoption, sell it for crack money, see if it blends, there's tons of options available to everyone. There's nothing saying that just because you got pregnant means you're obligated to keep it.

    3. Re:And if it doesn't work as expected...? by Pinky's+Brain · · Score: 1

      By the time you detect it you need more elaborate medical abortion procedure than popping Plan B and bleeding a bit.

      Major psychological and physical impact and significant risks are unavoidable at that point.

  19. Natural gel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Use cow dung.

    Every 12 hours, cover at least 50% of you body in cow dung from a pregnant cow.

  20. Effects of the pill by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Just look at how the pill has effected women.

    Yeah let's do that shall we?

    The pill has resulted in
    1) Higher levels of education and income for women
    2) Freedom to choose career opportunities other than domestic servitude
    3) Reduced incidence of diseases including endometrial and ovarian cancers
    4) Puts women on an equal footing with men regarding reproductive choices
    5) Ability to plan to have a family when it is convenient and appropriate
    6) Increased happiness both in men and women
    7) More talent in the work force
    8) Fewer abortions and fewer adoptions needed
    9) Healthier children

    Yeah it's been a real downer... [/sarcasm]

    Hard pass.

    Given your attitude I'm pretty sure that's what women will say to you.

    1. Re: Effects of the pill by TimMD909 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      It does not put men and women on equal reproductive grounds. The woman still has all the power. Want her to keep the kid? Too bad, it's her body. Don't want to keep the kid? Too bad, you're on the hook for child support for 18 years. Didn't even have sex with her? No problem for her, there's always paternity fraud.

      If you really wanted to make it equal, men would have the option to veto an abortion and the ability to give up all parental rights. Babies shouldn't be used as pawns to trap another individual, male or female.

    2. Re: Effects of the pill by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

      Want her to keep the kid? Too bad, it's her body.

      Yep - As much as the GOP would like to be able to, you can't force a women to carry a child to term.

      Don't want to keep the kid? Too bad, you're on the hook for child support for 18 years.

      Wear a condom. Are they perfect? No. But odds of pregnancy plummet.

      No problem for her, there's always paternity fraud.

      Easily disproved with a genetic test.

    3. Re: Effects of the pill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good, they earned that power. Let the incels scream with impotent rage

    4. Re: Effects of the pill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The point was a women can terminate both her and a man's parental rights while a man has no such right. A women can also terminate the man's rights after having the baby by leaving a newborn, usually 3-7 days after birth, at any fire station or hospital or through an adoption if the father was never identified. Men are not looking to terminate a women's parental right, they only want to be able to terminate theirs. They should be able to choose termination after being notified. The women is free to give birth and care for the child on her own.

    5. Re: Effects of the pill by ceoyoyo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The situation is inherently asymmetric because the woman has to carry the baby and the man cannot. Reproduction is never going to be completely fair in all aspects, at least not until the invention of the gestation tank.

    6. Re: Effects of the pill by ravenshrike · · Score: 1

      "Easily proved"

      Sure, if you're still in a relationship with her. If you're not in many states you're screwed because the state won't force a paternity test if you were in a relationship. If you're now in a different state you're completely screwed.

    7. Re: Effects of the pill by TimMD909 · · Score: 1

      Editor's note: I'm adopted. I was fortunate enough to have biologicals who were momentarily smart enough to find me real parents. The parents I ended with were a blessing I'll never be able to repay. I was a bit pissy when I was writing the above because it bothers me how people have trivialized sex since the pill was introduced. The pill, like Facebook, could've been used for good. I don't like how things have turned out. I'm not saying that I have all the solutions. My argument is that the tables are unbalanced. I'm open to ideas as mine are often half baked.

    8. Re: Effects of the pill by TimMD909 · · Score: 1

      I briefly dated a girl who apparently had a kid, and never told the biological father. Her excuse was he already has enough kids. For ultimate irony, her mother berated my morals because I am an atheist. The next day, I found out the girl cheated on me a week ago. Obviously, I ran from that train wreck quickly. What a shitty weekend.

    9. Re: Effects of the pill by yndrd1984 · · Score: 1

      It does not put men and women on equal reproductive grounds.

      Yep - As much as the GOP would like to be able to, you can't force a women to carry a child to term.

      So you're admitting that it's not equal. Great.

      Wear a condom. Are they perfect? No. But odds of pregnancy plummet.

      But not nearly as much as with most other forms of birth control, and not at all similar to having post-intercourse control. I'll take that as a concession.

      paternity fraud

      Easily disproved with a genetic test.

      No, not even close:
      If he's married to a woman, even it it's a Common Law marriage that he didn't realize that he was in, he's legally the father regardless of genetics.
      If he doesn't get the court summons (in many cases just a first-class letter, no signature required) he's the father by default, no chance to contest.
      If it takes six months for him to realize/find out that he might not be the father, it's too late in many places.
      In many places if he signs the birth certificate, later paternity tests won't change the legal situation.

      So ... not at all equal.

      Unfortunately the original poster didn't bring up fathers that were victims of statutory rape or unconscious when sex took place, or the countries where paternity tests aren't even legal without the mother's permission, or the strange mess of legal abandonment, so I'll save those extra-fun inequalities for later.

  21. I heard creimer tried it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but there was no difference before and after...

    1. Re:I heard creimer tried it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      creimertard. mod down.

  22. Or..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gorilla glue down your pee hole works just as well

  23. Informative by BankRobberMBA · · Score: 0

    ...and me with no mod points. *sigh*

  24. Not trying to pry by BankRobberMBA · · Score: 1

    I am curious, though. Could you give us an indicator why vasectomy is not an option?

    1. Re:Not trying to pry by Binestar · · Score: 2

      Because they don't want sterilization and want kids in the future?

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    2. Re:Not trying to pry by goose-incarnated · · Score: 1

      I am curious, though. Could you give us an indicator why vasectomy is not an option?

      Why don't you tell us, instead, why you think sterilisation is the same thing as a contraceptive?

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    3. Re:Not trying to pry by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      I have six kids and would get a vasectomy tomorrow, however, the way my insurance covers it means it's over $1k out of pocket and I can't afford it...

  25. reversible by BankRobberMBA · · Score: 1

    Almost all of them are reversible, but the doctors have to tell you they aren't so they won't get sued by the 1 guy that can't get his undone successfully. Even then, I think they can extract sperm cells and do in vitro (obviously much more expensive and pain in the balls).

    I had mine in my 20s (while I was married), and I have NEVER regretted it. Not once. Ever.

    YMMV

    1. Re:reversible by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Reversal success rates vary from about 40% to over 90% according to Mayo clinic, based on a number of factors including how long it's been in place.
      https://www.mayoclinic.org/tes...

      Depending on your personal priorities and risk factors, a 60% (or even 10%) chance of permanent sterilization may be an unacceptable risk. Of course if you're absolutely certain you'll never want kids, then it's probably a great choice.

      Personally I'm following the progress of vasagel and similar "temporary vasectomies" with interest - it sounds like they've had great success both in medium-term (5+year) effectiveness and reversal, and even avoid some of the potential side effects of vasectomies, though they do have their own, different set of mostly minor risks.

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  26. Re: Landfill of courage trapped in wrong bodies by ravenshrike · · Score: 0

    Ostensibly it will allow men the same choice as women regarding birth control. This is patently false of course since women derive many other benefits from hormonal birth control that men do not, and either the same negatives or similar ones are almost certainly still there. IIRC from other trials regarding hormonal birth control the depression side effects were much worse for men. This doesn't even go into the fact that testosterone added to the body has long term semi-permanent effects on the body's ability to generate it, unlike estrogen.

  27. Gel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A gel is retarded. Put it in a pill.

    1. Re:Gel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably harder on your liver and kidneys.

  28. Meanwhile: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Vasalgel, an actually proven actually effective long term male contraceptive rots by the side of the road. because it's a one time application for a few dollars..

  29. Gel? by PPH · · Score: 2

    I use axle grease. Whenever I come in from the garage with some on, there's no danger of conception.

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  30. What happened to the injectable block by Headw1nd · · Score: 1

    There was something they were touting a few years back that was a gel-like substance injected into the vas deferens, that was supposed to be non-hormonal and completely reversible. Where has that gone?

    1. Re:What happened to the injectable block by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its still in development, but seems very slow progress:

      https://www.parsemus.org/projects/vasalgel/

    2. Re:What happened to the injectable block by HannethCom · · Score: 1

      They are still tweaking it. It can take up to 4 months for it to start working. A relatively large number 10%-20% have complications with it, which can include death. They know quite early if death is a possibility, but as it takes up to 15 months for the reversal to work, the person is dead by that point. The longer clinical trials have shown that it can cause permanent infertility, especially if used long term. Damage starts to happen after about 1 year, permanent damage can happen in as little as 3 years. Current tests show that you probably have 100% chance of permanent damage after 10 years.
      Basically it has proven not to be completely reversible and have unacceptable levels of risk in its current form. They are still working on trying to fix these problems and one modification of the formula is currently being tested.

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    3. Re:What happened to the injectable block by Headw1nd · · Score: 1

      Death? I can see infertility, but how is death a possibility? Is it an allergic reaction to the gel itself, and if so why does it take so long? If you have any more info please share, sounds like a serious issue.

    4. Re:What happened to the injectable block by umberleigh · · Score: 1

      Could you provide sources please, if possible. I'd be really interested to see what your basing this on, as I'm quite interested in the development of Vasalgel. Thanks :-)

  31. But it tastes terrible! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Recycled blond jokes.

  32. Sterilization by BankRobberMBA · · Score: 1

    Um, actually, sterilization is a form of contraception. That's what sterilization means. No conception.

    There are, of course, several reasons that could take vasectomy off of the table for OP. I was curious as to which was the case because they are already using an IUD, which seems to rule out religious prohibition or fear of medical intervention.

    Of course, I was careful to say this was simple curiosity so I wouldn't come off as aggressive or rude, a tactic others might well emulate.

    1. Re:Sterilization by goose-incarnated · · Score: 1

      Um, actually, sterilization is a form of contraception.

      So's death. Doesn't mean they're the same thing.

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    2. Re:Sterilization by torkus · · Score: 1

      There's a venn diagram in this somewhere to both make you look smart while equally making you look really, really stupid.

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      You can get rich if you own a politician, but you have to be rich to buy one in the first place.
  33. Obviously by BankRobberMBA · · Score: 1

    That's one option, sure. I was curious if that was the actual answer. There are ways to approach that issue, and I wondered where he was with it.

  34. Insanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is insanity. First of all, it will undoubtedly have really bad effects on the endocrine system, that will of course be glossed over. Next, it will have no value. Everyone will tell the woman that he has used it. How can she check? She is the one who will suffer. The only one who has a real incentive is the one who would suffer. This is a fool's errand.

    1. Re:Insanity by Immerman · · Score: 2

      Sure - just like female hormonal birth control can cause all sorts of horrible problems for them.

      As for having no value, why are you talking about women? Male birth control is for men, not women. Women have a few different options to give them the confidence of knowing they can have sex with near certainty of avoiding pregnancy, without having to trust anyone else. This gel would give the same thing to men.

      You only have to browse the comments above to see that there's a definite market for such a thing.

      Personally I think vasagel sounds like a much better alternative - but it's good to have options.

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    2. Re:Insanity by ravenshrike · · Score: 1

      Female hormonal contraception has multiple benefits besides stopping a woman from getting pregnant, which make it a net positive even with the side effects. This will have similar or worse negatives with none of the benefits. If this is a repurposing of the injectable version that went through trials and was shut down 2 years ago then you're looking at increased acne in 45% of participants(whereas the pill for women reduces acne), 16.9% adverse emotional reaction, injection site pain in 23.1%, and muscle pain in 16.3% of participants. Of the 320 participants 1 attempted suicide and another succeeded.

  35. This is silly ... by Pinky's+Brain · · Score: 0

    Women have a naturally interruptible cycle and we still fucked up major trying to manipulate it, any man who would consider taking this is insane. Is this just about giving men the obligation to fuck up their body worse than oral contraceptives did to women, because the natural accident that hormonal contraception is more suited to woman is unfair?

    At least women can get a secondary benefit with the risk, menstrual suppression.

  36. Only for couples by nospam007 · · Score: 1

    If I was so flexible, that I could smear some stuff on my back and shoulders, I guess I wouldn't have a need for its 'cure' anyway.

  37. Old standby by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The best form of contraception is the old standby, the light switch.

  38. Re:missing monkey hymens clue to contraception? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like schizophrenia.

  39. Fucking Western Medicine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They choose the hormonal approach when the mechanical approach (RISUG) has been proven to be highly effective in India.

  40. "... The gel is applied to ..." by surfcow · · Score: 1

    "... The gel is applied to the back and shoulders."

    Uh-oh. Better tell Bob.
    He's been "applying" it to his "front".

  41. Shears by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nuts and Shears. 100% effective!

  42. Re: Landfill of courage trapped in wrong bodies by lilrobbie · · Score: 1

    Ostensibly it will allow men the same choice as women regarding birth control. This is patently false of course since women derive many other benefits from hormonal birth control that men do not, and either the same negatives or similar ones are almost certainly still there.

    What were your sources of information for this statement?

    There is a *lot* of negative side effects possible for the pill, and there are a surprisingly large number of people who have adverse reactions to the pill. You just don't read about it much in the mainstream, because women generally just switch to alternative contraception forms.

    This doesn't even go into the fact that testosterone added to the body has long term semi-permanent effects on the body's ability to generate it, unlike estrogen.

    Studies have been done that showed women taking the pill do undergo permanent hormone changes. The problem is the same for both genders.

  43. self-evident side effect by epine · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't surprise me if the synopsis author could properly spell horcrux / horcruxes.

    Priorities, man.

  44. Re: Landfill of courage trapped in wrong bodies by ravenshrike · · Score: 1

    Where did I say that there weren't many negatives? I'm curious. What I said was is that there wouldn't be the commensurate benefits to the female pill. Among them being significantly less acne, suppression of cramps/bleeding, statistically significant suppression of migrane headaches and several other bells and whistles. As for my source, that would be the study on the injectable version of the therapy that was shut down by independent scientific advisory boards 2 years ago. Which showed, among other things, a 45% incidence of INCREASED acne, 17% incidence of "adverse emotional reactions" which is either massively unstable mood swings or even classic roid rage but specifics are unknown as the study refused to specify, and two participants which made suicide attempts with one succeeding. But hey, there was also 39% incidence of increased libido. Course, the same effect occurs with multiple other testosterone therapies and has jack fucking all to do with the fertility suppression aspect. So worst case scenario you end up with uglier pock ridden unstable sex maniacs who go on to commit suicide running around. I'm pretty sure I saw a Rick and Morty episode about that.

    Oh, and I forgot to mention the fact that one of the participants has still not recovered their fertility and multiple other participants took over a year to recover. Considering that this was not a study monitoring long term effects that's really bad.

  45. Alex Jones intensifies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What happens to the stuff when it comes into the water recycling system? We already have a higher dosage of (pseudo) estrogens in the drinking water supply, wouldnt this just add more to this?

  46. $1,000 by BankRobberMBA · · Score: 1

    Damn. That's rough.

  47. Re: Landfill of courage trapped in wrong bodies by lilrobbie · · Score: 1

    Where did I say that there weren't many negatives? I'm curious. What I said was is that there wouldn't be the commensurate benefits to the female pill.

    Ah, true. I (mis)interpreted your sentence as downplaying the number of side-effects associated with the female pill. The list of potential negative side-effects is horrendously long... enough that it's little comfort that the existing female pill might have a few potential benefits some women might experience from the side-effects (i.e., ignoring the primary reason for taking this for most women).

    Among them being significantly less acne, suppression of cramps/bleeding, statistically significant suppression of migrane headaches and several other bells and whistles.

    But just as long as we're clear, this is for *some* people, and for many others it can have an opposite effect. I.e., the female pill is not a net win at all... it's just a gamble women/society are willing to try in the quest for personal agency. I'm not trying to make a judgement call about whether the trade-off is good or bad (after all, I'm not the main target of the medication)... but I have found that many people don't appreciate how hit and miss the pill side-effects can be. If you're not in that category, that's excellent, and I'm merely preaching to the choir :-)

    As for my source, that would be the study on the injectable version of the therapy that was shut down by independent scientific advisory boards 2 years ago. Which showed, among other things, a 45% incidence of INCREASED acne, 17% incidence of "adverse emotional reactions" which is either massively unstable mood swings or even classic roid rage but specifics are unknown as the study refused to specify, and two participants which made suicide attempts with one succeeding. But hey, there was also 39% incidence of increased libido. Course, the same effect occurs with multiple other testosterone therapies and has jack fucking all to do with the fertility suppression aspect. So worst case scenario you end up with uglier pock ridden unstable sex maniacs who go on to commit suicide running around. I'm pretty sure I saw a Rick and Morty episode about that.

    Oh, and I forgot to mention the fact that one of the participants has still not recovered their fertility and multiple other participants took over a year to recover. Considering that this was not a study monitoring long term effects that's really bad.

    Interesting stuff! Thanks for sharing this.

  48. Testosterone dose by TJHook3r · · Score: 1

    How do they dose hormones for the vast range of body types? If you're a little guy, will you end up getting bodybuilder-level doses? Our bodies have pretty decent regulation of levels - a gel is a pretty crude delivery system.