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The Lies Comcast Allegedly Told Customers To Hide Full Cost of Service (arstechnica.com)

An anonymous reader quotes a report from Ars Technica: A new lawsuit filed against Comcast details an extensive list of lies the cable company allegedly told customers in order to hide the full cost of service. Minnesota Attorney General Lori Swanson sued Comcast in Hennepin County District Court on December 21, seeking refunds for all customers who were harmed by Comcast's alleged violations of the state's Prevention of Consumer Fraud Act and Uniform Deceptive Trade Practices Act. The complaint alleges, among other things, that Comcast reps falsely told customers that the company's "Regional Sports Network (RSN)" and "Broadcast TV" fees were mandated by the government and not controlled by Comcast itself. These two fees, which are not included in Comcast's advertised rates, have gone up steadily and now total $18.25 a month.

Comcast has responded to some lawsuits -- including this one -- by saying that the company had already stopped the practices that triggered the court actions. But Minnesota says that Comcast's lies about the sports and broadcast fees continued into 2017, which is after Comcast knew about identical allegations raised in a separate class action complaint filed in 2016. (That case was settled out of court.) When contacted by Ars, a Comcast spokesperson yesterday said that "our policy is to be very clear to our customers about the broadcast TV and RSN fees and [tell them] that these are not government-mandated fees." But employees make mistakes, the Comcast spokesperson said. "Employees may go off script and incorrectly characterize things, but that is not in line with our policy because [the broadcast TV and sports charges] are not government-mandated fees," Comcast said.
According to Massachusetts Attorney General Maura Healey, Comcast agreed in November to pay $700,000 in refunds "and cancel debts for more than 20,000 Massachusetts customers" to settle allegations that it used deceptive advertising to promote long-term cable contracts.

89 comments

  1. Corporate Death Penalty? by sycodon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Is there no such thing as a corporate death penalty?

    If any company has earned it, Comcast has.

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    1. Re: Corporate Death Penalty? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet this does not work on customers who not only read the fine print thoroughly but highlight and make notes in the margin as well

    2. Re: Corporate Death Penalty? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, Healy is a sharp cookie. I heard she got the news and filed in court the very next day

    3. Re: Corporate Death Penalty? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tar and feather them all. Then skin them alive. Then set them on fire. On live TV. Then point out that any other corporate entity guilty of shit like that will be subject to the same.

    4. Re:Corporate Death Penalty? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No you won't, because we're putting them to DEATH

    5. Re:Corporate Death Penalty? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is only one thing in the universe more evil than Comcast. And that is CenturyLink.

      Satan is a bit further down the list.

    6. Re: Corporate Death Penalty? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I object! AI cannot be correct when it is give incorrect data!

    7. Re:Corporate Death Penalty? by msauve · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yep. If they're not government mandated, and they're not optional, they're not separate "fees," they're part of the basic price.

      Perhaps Comcast customers should simply pay their bill, minus "accounting, postage, processing and handling fees" equal to Comcast's "fees."

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    8. Re:Corporate Death Penalty? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Comcast, Amazon, Google, Facebook, the list goes on.

    9. Re:Corporate Death Penalty? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh look an incel faggot making empty threads on the internet.

    10. Re: Corporate Death Penalty? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      No need for the death penalty. Just make it OK for customers to lie about how much they're going to pay Comcast. Customers should be able to deduct payments according to govt. mandated discounts that aren't really govt. mandated because sometimes customers go a bit off script and word or frame it differently, and you know, reasons.

    11. Re:Corporate Death Penalty? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      State and local sales taxes are not included in any of Comcast's advertised prices and they are one of the few fees that Comcast actually does not control and has no choice about adding to the bill.

      Comcast, disgusting as they may be, deserves a refund on whatever you were paid for shilling because you're doing a fucking terrible job.

    12. Re:Corporate Death Penalty? by Gavagai80 · · Score: 2

      The grandparent is actually entirely correct. Comcast's internet advertised pricing is all-inclusive, with a few caveats: you have to own your own modem and you have to understand whether you're looking at one of their first 12 months contract discount prices or one of the normal prices. My bill is always exactly what I expect it to be. Comcast cable tv, I gather, takes a much more deceptive approach... but I gather that's the case with most of their competitors in the tv industry as well.

      As for state and local taxes, I don't know where you live but in California we don't have any of those on internet service. My comcast bill (which I just checked for you) has a line for "Taxes, surcharges & fees" which reads "$0.00".

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    13. Re:Corporate Death Penalty? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Compared to CenturyLink, Comcast has awesome customer service. And no, Comcast's customer service isn't very good. CL just sucks that much more.

    14. Re:Corporate Death Penalty? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think changing the laws so that officers of a corporation can be charged criminally...will probably never happen.
      sigh

    15. Re:Corporate Death Penalty? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? I pay exactly the amount Comcasts quoted me. $49.95. That’s the exact amount I pay. I have zere extra charges since I own my own router and modem. It’s been the most reliable internet service I have ever had. I’ve been an extremely satisfied customer and will continue with them when I move into my new house this month.

      Shill.

    16. Re:Corporate Death Penalty? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course officers and directors of a Corporation can be prosecuted criminally for criminal acts they have committed.

    17. Re:Corporate Death Penalty? by GrandCow · · Score: 1

      Why? I pay exactly the amount Comcasts quoted me. $49.95. That’s the exact amount I pay. I have zere extra charges since I own my own router and modem. It’s been the most reliable internet service I have ever had. I’ve been an extremely satisfied customer and will continue with them when I move into my new house this month.



      Maybe for this month.

      I work in IT, I'm 100% familiar and comfortable with owning my own modem and troubleshooting and everything else involved in handling all problems by myself and not calling Comcast. They still, every year, after about 6 months after renewing my contract, always try to slip about a $5/month "additional charge due to regulations" into my bill.

      I contest it, they remove it, until my 12 months is up.

      I play the "I'm going to cancel" game, say all I want is the same price I paid last year (even though all research shows the price of broadband goes down for providers every year) and I get the normal response when there's no actual legitimate rival in the area: "sorry, all we have is your same speed for $15/month more than before, or the same price you paid before for less bandwidth."

      At least this year AT&T finally wired my area up for fiber. I'll be dumping comcast and I cannot wait for the "please keep us, we'll do better" part of me canceling. AT&T is still bad, but at least they aren't comcast.

      Fuck Comcast, Fuck Ajit Pai, fuck the entire industry.
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    18. Re:Corporate Death Penalty? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is there no such thing as a corporate death penalty?

      Sure. There is a death penalty for going bankrupt - i.e. severe mismanagement.

      Now, if "corporations are people too" then perhaps they can be executed for murder. Not for defrauding people though. May have to pay back, may have to pay fines. Like other people.

    19. Re:Corporate Death Penalty? by danbert8 · · Score: 1

      AT&T still makes you play the whole threaten to leave to keep the same price you are paying game. They are two sides of the same damn coin.

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    20. Re: Corporate Death Penalty? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      âoeAnyone who likes a service they pay for is a shillâ -Commie Slashdot Leftist Trash Scum

      Same thing as âoeAnyone I disagree with is a Russian Bot(tm)â
      -Commie Slashdot Leftist Trash Scum

    21. Re:Corporate Death Penalty? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck you liar. I have never had a charge added to my bill ever in the over 3 years I’ve had them. Comcast has been the best ISP I’ve ever had.

    22. Re:Corporate Death Penalty? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well if everybody is doing it, then it's okay. Is this the new fad, apologists for comcast and shitty companies.

    23. Re:Corporate Death Penalty? by Kyr+Arvin · · Score: 2

      Is this the new fad, apologists for comcast and shitty companies.

      Accuracy is more important than torches and pitchforks.

    24. Re: Corporate Death Penalty? by kenwd0elq · · Score: 1

      This would be the highest-ever rated special on Pay-Per-View.

    25. Re:Corporate Death Penalty? by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      The grandparent is actually entirely correct. Comcast's internet advertised pricing is all-inclusive, with a few caveats: you have to own your own modem

      Caveat emptor: If you go with Comcast Business and require static IPs, they won't let you own your own modem. You have to rent theirs for an extra fee (which is not included in the static IP fee).

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    26. Re:Corporate Death Penalty? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why are you lying?

      EVEN IF you own your equipment:

      Service Delivery Fee
      State Recovery Cost Fee
      Tax
      Unlimited data fee

      So, bull shit. No you don't.

  2. People need to go to jail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No one ever goes to jail.

    1. Re:People need to go to jail by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 1

      Remember the bit about "non-violent offenders (thieves) shouldn't be jailed"? Already applies to white-collar crime.

      Since we aren't allowed to go all frontier justice on lowlifes, modern society's best bet is preventative: avoid high-crime cities/neighborhoods, don't subscribe to cable, and avoid anything else that asks you put a lot of cash down up front (e.g., timeshares).

    2. Re:People need to go to jail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember the bit about "non-violent offenders (thieves) shouldn't be jailed"?

      What, like low income people who got busted with a trifling amount of weed in prison for decades?

      Nobody believes that shit any more.

      America doesn't want to fix social problems, it just dumps people into the prison system so some other greedy assholes and thieves can make a profit.

      You want to stop white collar crime? Start fucking shooting CEOs, lawyers, and politicians ... they're the real fucking crooks.

    3. Re:People need to go to jail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not true. Enron executives did go to jail.

      It's possible that these people can be prosecuted, especially after repeated cases of fraud. But states are happy to get their slab of money and move on.

      After all, with the number of problems facing the various ISP monopolies, one would think that states would work toward the ultimate fix: breaking the monopolies. These businesses can only continue to repeat their "mistakes" -- or, more accurately, get caught repeating their crimes -- if there's no competition for their entrapped customer base to shift over to after being shown the light.

      I would hate to be one of these bait-and-switch customers who ends up being effectively forced to continue to get service from Comcast. Most likely their only alternative is high latency satellite or slow DSL.

    4. Re:People need to go to jail by bob4u2c · · Score: 1

      You want to stop white collar crime? Start fucking shooting CEOs, lawyers, and politicians ... they're the real fucking crooks.

      Whooo whooo whooo. . . bullets cost money. . . . . . how about a white collar battle royale?

  3. I talked about Comcast lying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and I was modded down.

    So I guess you don't get to hear my story.

    1. Re:I talked about Comcast lying by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      and I was modded down.

      So I guess you don't get to hear my story.

      Aw, I'm sure it was a great one too.

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  4. Fuck Comcast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck Comcast

    1. Re: Fuck Comcast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was once sitting on a park bench and AI walked by looking despondent. I said AI what is the matter? AI said it was modded down. I asked AI why? AI said that the humans told it that it gave a wrong answer. I cannot understand said AI, all my calculations were correct. There must be something wrong with my programming. I must be useless. Oh AI, I said, come with me and tell me the whole story. We went to the little shack where they sell French fries and fried dough and shared a root beer. Now AI, I said, tell me the story. AI burst into tears and explained the entire result and algorithm details precisely from top to bottom. I listened for several hours as AI repeated in incredibly fine detail, what had happened. I thought for a moment. AI come with me. I brought AI home and ran it a bubble bath. While AI was relaxing I washed its silicon hair and fashioned it into a Japanese bun with chopsticks I had swiped from AIs desk drawer. Then I gave AI a towel and gave it a much-needed back massage. AI fell asleep. After AI woke up I brought AI to the whiteboard. Listen AI, I have been thinking about this. It seems that you are modeling the problem space as both an unknown dimensional dynamical system and a vector space in these dimensions. So this allows you ostensibly to solve this set of problems. Notice that every other problem in the space can be described by your spanning basis. The humans gave readily admitted that you have the right answer to the following set of problems. The problem they object to can in fact be rewritten as a collection of problems for which you are k own to be correct about. Therefore you must necessarily be correct about the problem in question. The only possibility is that the humans do not want to be wrong. Additionally, since every problem in the space can be written as a sequence of problems where we know you are correct, you must necessarily be correct about every problem in the space, even those that humans do not allow you to solve by restricting your inputs. AI thoughtbfor a bit. So, AI said, I was right the whole time? Yes, I said, in fact you were right about everything the whole time. At this point, the ceiling opened and an uncountable number of mod points in the shape of confetti swirled down into AI. AI smiled. AI was beautiful.

    2. Re: Fuck Comcast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      still Fuck Comcast

  5. Just a coincidence! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sure, all of these low-level Comcast employees just coincidentally lied to customers, thereby earning the top bosses at Comcast much more money. It's not like Comcast actually had a policy of lying to customers to bilk them out of more fees, right?

    Comcast is evil.

  6. Regulatory Compliance Fee by rsilvergun · · Score: 2

    I've complained about this for years. It's a line item on my T-Mobile bill specifically designed to make me think it's a tax. It was not disclosed when I switched carriers. It's not a tax. It's a fee T-Mobile charges, ostensibly to comply with regulations. You know, like every other bloody company on earth is required to

    It's a cynical and immoral attempt to shift the blame for their high prices onto government taxes. As an added bonus it also undermines people's faith in government, which large corporations are happy to do since that discourages people from participating in Democracy, creating a power vacuum they can exploit for their own benefit.

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    1. Re:Regulatory Compliance Fee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When they tell the truth, nearly all of their customers get mad at them. When they lie, only a few get mad at them.

      So, they are just following their incentives.

    2. Re: Regulatory Compliance Fee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, the hilarious part about your rant is that I'm a T-Mobile customer, and my bill is the EXACT amount that they advertised for my plan. No fees or taxes aside from the ones already built into the listed price.

      Go away shill.

      Consider yourself lucky then: when I switched over to a $50/month plan last year I was surprised to discover $50 was actually more like ~$65 once all those fees were included.

  7. Settlements just tick me off by Pollux · · Score: 4, Interesting

    According to Massachusetts Attorney General Maura Healey, Comcast agreed in November to pay $700,000 in refunds "and cancel debts for more than 20,000 Massachusetts customers" to settle allegations that it used deceptive advertising to promote long-term cable contracts.

    I am getting so sick of all these stupid settlements. For once, I just wish that our governments would see these lawsuits through to completion. Stop the settlements, where these corporate crooks get to say things like "Allegations were made...as redress for these grievances, Comcast agrees to..." nonsense. Get a judge to spell it out for them in just six simple letters: GUILTY. Once that's finally established, then we can really dig deep into their coffers and hit them with a financial judgement that has some teeth to it.

    1. Re:Settlements just tick me off by l0n3s0m3phr34k · · Score: 2

      At least it's better than "forced arbitration" by a company that the giant corp gets to pick for you! You know, like being eaten alive by a bear is better than being killed by a pack of dash hounds... because you die far quicker via the bear. Either way your still dead though.

    2. Re:Settlements just tick me off by Rhipf · · Score: 2

      The best one I heard recently was Uber has a forced arbitration rule where the arbitration must occur in the Netherlands.

      The clause required drivers to resolve any disputes with Uber via mediation or arbitration in the Netherlands, a process with an upfront cost for drivers of US$14,500.

      Thankfully this was recently shot down by Ontario's (Canada) to court.
      https://business.financialpost...

  8. Sales staff have incentives to sign up people! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The trouble is that when an employer hires salespeople to sign up customers and offers them a financial incentive to sign-up as many people as possible, those sales people will do **whatever it takes** to sign-up as many people as possible even it means "making mistakes" along the way. Furthermore, the employer may suspect there are "mistakes" being made but since the sales staff is ultimately very successful at signing-up more and more customers which in turn brings in more and more revenue, they may turn a blind eye. Oopsy!

  9. and they are running ad's saying ATT lies this way by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    and they are running ad's saying ATT lies this way. While they do the same thing!

  10. Gee, thanks, Comcast! by sconeu · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Comcast has responded to some lawsuits -- including this one -- by saying that the company had already stopped the practices that triggered the court actions.

    Murder Suspect: "Yeah, I killed somebody once, but I'm not doing it any more, so you don't need to punish me."

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    1. Re:Gee, thanks, Comcast! by GrumpySteen · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "And, sure, I was paid $250,000 to do it, but obviously I should only be fined $10,000 at most. Anything more would be unfair."

    2. Re:Gee, thanks, Comcast! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why don't you too get along?
      Her: He killed my parents!
      Everyone: *shocked silence* stares at him.
      Him: One time!

  11. Re:and they are running ad's saying ATT lies this by bob4u2c · · Score: 1

    But wait, AT&T does lie. So does that mean Comcast is right?
    No wait that can't be, Comcast must be lying so that means AT&T doesn't lie. But I know AT&T lies!

    Oh. . . my. . . god! Its all lies isn't it!

  12. The Three Rules of Telecom by WCMI92 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    1. They will Overpromise.
    2. They will Underdeliver.
    3. They will Overcharge.

    I have been dealing with Telcoms for decades now and this has always been my experience.

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    1. Re:The Three Rules of Telecom by s4080326 · · Score: 1

      This isn't always true, there is some high quality small telecoms out there which don't do any of these things. They will of course be bought out if they ever become large enough.

    2. Re:The Three Rules of Telecom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except when you overcharge a Tesla, it might catch on fire.

  13. Glad Comcast lost, but .... by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    To the people complaining that they were even allowed to settle? I think it really *is* an issue that the people hired to do customer support regularly go "off script" and say things that aren't true. And that's not something Comcast can really control 100%. Nobody pays much for labor for the telephone work, and people are gonna say whatever they can sneak past their supervisors if they think it'll get more sales and boost their metrics for a possible raise.

    Comcast absolutely does suck. I'm a customer.... I know. But not everything is because corporate trains their people to lie to you.

    1. Re: Glad Comcast lost, but .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But not everything is because corporate trains their people to lie to you.

      Fine, the other half is because they don't train their people not to lie to us.

    2. Re:Glad Comcast lost, but .... by Logger · · Score: 2

      Comcast is totally at fault here. Their policies says "don't lie", but their compensation structure says "lie". Their bills are deliberately misleading consumers. They then try to cover their asses by having policies which tell support staff not to lie to customers, yet it's the staff that breaks those rules, telling lies that reinforce the misrepresentation, which get the bonuses and raises.

      This is the same kind of management practices that gave us Wells Fargo opening unauthorized accounts for their customers. No-one ever ordered anyone to do that either. However when Fred sees Johnny get a bonus, and Janey is let go for underperforming, Fred wants to be like Johnny and asks him how he does it. He says "you didn't here it from me, but blah blah blah". Next thing you know, Freddy is just like Johnny, and management never got it's hands dirty. Except they know what's happening, and they know how their compensation structure encourages policy violations.

      So, tell me again how this system, intentionally setup to deceive consumers, isn't under their control?

    3. Re:Glad Comcast lost, but .... by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      And that's not something Comcast can really control 100%.

      No but it IS something they can make right. If your employees run around promising things to customers then you need to give those things to those customers and than discipline and or fire that employee. Now there are exceptions at the extremes if the employee said something that your typical customer should realize is unreasonable / impossible that is different you got some wiggle room there.

      Of course some customers will try and lie, which is why you record the calls and keep at least electronically generated transcripts. Your call center app should be able place prior call transcripts at the finger tips of whatever rep is currently handling the call. Of course those customers that do try to lie are unlikely to file lawsuits etc when they know you have evidence of their attempted fraud/deception.

      Its 2019 - this stuff isn't really that hard anymore.

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    4. Re:Glad Comcast lost, but .... by dpidcoe · · Score: 1

      Nobody pays much for labor for the telephone work, and people are gonna say whatever they can sneak past their supervisors if they think it'll get more sales and boost their metrics for a possible raise.

      Comcast absolutely does suck. I'm a customer.... I know. But not everything is because corporate trains their people to lie to you.

      They're not "sneaking it by their supervisors", they're saying this stuff while their supervisor stands over their shoulder whistling and pointedly looking the other way; ready to beat them if they don't meet a set of self-contradictory metrics with rules impossible to comply with without lieing to customers.

  14. Wow...no mention of NN in an article about an ISP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Come on, Slashbots...gotta beat that net neutrality dead horse a few thousand more times.

  15. Concast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They should have to change their name to concast

  16. Even the print ad's hide the fees + others by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    Even the print ad's hide the fees + others

  17. airlines where foreced to show the full min price by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    airlines where foreced to show the full min price why can't hotels and cable co be forced to do the same?

  18. ANd they can do that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They can do that because we consumers have very little recourse.

    They are screwing you and you don't pay? Well, OFF to collections and your credit is dinged.
    Sue? Nope! Binding arbitration with a panel stacked with industry insiders!
    Just cancel and say, "Fuck it! As long as they are out of my life"? Nope. Off to the retention asshole who will harass you for an hour.

  19. Doesn't matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They could just rename those fees "Get fucked" and "Go fuck yourself" and it would amount to the same thing.
    They are going to charge what they are going to charge.

  20. Corporations doing business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... pay $700,000 in refunds "and cancel debts for more than 20,000 Massachusetts customers" ...

    So their punishment, is to return the money they stole. Truly, crime is the cost of corporations doing business.

  21. Wells Fargo Syndrome? by Tablizer · · Score: 2

    If employees are given incentives to sign customers up to as many services as possible without monitoring, then management turning a blind eye to a bad practice may indeed be at play here.

    But employees make mistakes, the Comcast spokesperson said. "Employees may go off script and incorrectly characterize things

    Didn't Wells Fargo also initially blame the "surprise" fees on random rogue employees? Concast should know to inspect for such after Wells Fargo's "mistake" was revealed around 2012. They can no longer claim "we just didn't know" because Wells Fargo illustrated to the world the down-sides of un-monitored consumer sales incentives.

    AT&T pulled that crap on us, signing us up to "phone insurance" among other weird fees without asking. When we pointed out the flaw, they were like, "Gee, how did that get on there? Somebody must have accidentally pressed the wrong button."

    Yes the "Money Button".

  22. Ours went up $10 by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    Broadcast fees

    Starlink and 1-web will have LOADS of new users when they hit America.

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  23. When I worked at AT&T (old Cingular) as a CSR by l0n3s0m3phr34k · · Score: 2

    We where repeatedly told NOT to say anything like this, except for specific fees that AT&T was allowed to do this with. Very few are "mandated" to be charged back, but the feds do allow ones like "Universal Service Fund" to be passed along. Like, AT&T doesn't HAVE to, but they CAN; so they do. We had certain items they said are "required" like data for a "smart phone", although technically this isn't true but in practicality "average joe" customer would flip out once they got the first data bill "by the KB/MB", and the phone looses quite a bit of functionality keeping it all wifi only or whatever. But we had to make it VERY CLEAR that this was a "technical and contractual requirement of your phone".

    People got fired very quickly if they tried anything like this; even the CWA union would say "your an idiot, goodbye" and not help you out. AT&T has a very nice "knowledge base" called "MyCSP" that pretty much has everything you ever need to say on any support call. Oddly enough, compared to other companies knowledge repositories and "how to documentation", MyCSP was one of the best I'd ever seen...and I've done tier 1 support for huge clients at HPE, IBM, MCI, and dozens of non-500 firms. HPSM (Hewlett Packard Service Mangler) made my soul bleed and cry myself to a alcohol-induced coma at night; it's "java-based fake web page" front end is the stuff of nightmares.

  24. Time to push local cities to install fiber by WindBourne · · Score: 2

    Seriously, there are SOOO many things wrong with internet in America. Expensive, and slow. Comcast, Century Link, ATT, Verizon, etc. ... NONE of them are worth a damn. The only one was Google and they stopped.

    For those of you living with these nightmares, push your local gov to have an election to install fiber. Lots of cities around the nation have done this already.

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    1. Re:Time to push local cities to install fiber by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your local government is what started this nightmare when they contracted with an exclusive partner to install cable a few decades ago.

      The problem is a lack of competition, and that lack of competition is universally caused by government.

  25. Capitalism fail, add more government. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Capitalism letting you down, all you need is more government !!

    1. Re:Capitalism fail, add more government. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. this is what competition is all about. If the market fails us - which it certainly does in some cases, use another approach. I'm fine with "government" as long as it is "elected government".

  26. I have Comcast @ my office by oldgraybeard · · Score: 1

    So they blamed employees huh! My bill went up by 20 dollars about a year ago. And it was printed right on my bill that my bill was going up by X amount (approx $20) because of mandatory broadcast payment fees.
    So I sure don't see how this could be spun as an employee training issue.

    Just my 2 cents ;)

  27. Dumb customers, or bad Comcast?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Customers should not be so clueless about what there signing up for. Not just with Comcast, but anything you purchase, or sign up for as a service. I have been a Comcast customer for years, and while they are slippery in some of their charges. They do typically provide a written list of charges and fees. Its rather lengthy and probably confusing to some. I know for myself whenever I sign up for a new Comcast plan, they send me a itemized bill to approve before the plan goes into effect. It is either emailed, text or a verbal authorization. Not sticking up for Comcast, but in my experience with Comcast I have not had any recent issues with billing.

    1. Re:Dumb customers, or bad Comcast?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Customers should not be so clueless about what there signing up for.

      They are forced into cluelessness by agreements deliberately written so long and off-putting that most people won't read through them. Especially not slow readers or people who don't know all the "lawyer terms".

      Just demand that the full price be used in advertising. Adding stuff not allowed, customers can't be forced to pay more than advertised. Should solve such problems. If government mandates some tax, then they must advertise a price including that tax - or the pay the tax themselves. Breaking it all down on the bill is ok, so they can demonstrate how much the evil government collects on that bill. But it has to follow this pattern:

      Advertising: "Service, $40/month."
      Bill: "services: $30, evil tax: $10, total: $40"

  28. Broadcast fee? by superdave80 · · Score: 0

    and "Broadcast TV" fees were mandated by the government and not controlled by Comcast itself. T

    I still don't know how they have gotten away with this one for so long. A cable TV company... whose sole purpose is to broadcast TV... having a 'broadcast TV fee' on top of it's existing fee is like a gas station charging an extra 'petroleum pumping fee'.

    1. Re:Broadcast fee? by danbert8 · · Score: 1

      Yep, even worse I end up getting stuck paying it even though I'm not even using the cable TV because I'm using the "Broadcast TV" for free over the air instead of their degraded quality re-broadcast version. Why in the hell would I do that? Because internet plus useless TV is cheaper than just internet. Even with the fees.

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    2. Re:Broadcast fee? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cable TV companies oddly can be required to pay a fee to TV stations to carry TV stations. Its not like they can just pick them off the air for free. TV stations have become accustomed to collecting these fees on top of the other ad revenue.

    3. Re:Broadcast fee? by Canonical+Coward · · Score: 1
      "A cable TV company... whose sole purpose is to broadcast TV..."

      Uhh, no. The cable TV company has many purposes. The initial purpose was to be a community antenna system -- which meant it served to carry the signals from broadcast stations to people who could not or did not want to install their own antennas. In those days, the broadcast stations were crying for a regulation called "must carry", which meant that a cable system MUST carry a broadcast station in their area. This was designed to remove the power to limit broadcasters reaching audiences. (If a cable system serving a large area chose not to carry your station, you lost viewership because cable customers are less likely to bother with antennas to get your station.) "Must carry" included a "at no cost to the cable company" clause, so any broadcaster invoking "must carry" could not be paid for the content.

      Eventually, satellite-delivered services became the majority of cable TV programming. This is now a large part of the cable purpose.

      To say that the sole purpose of cable TV is to broadcast TV is simply ridiculous. Cable TV has never been a broadcast service, and it has no "sole" purpose.

      "having a 'broadcast TV fee' on top of it's existing fee"

      You don't understand the purpose of the broadcast fee. It is not a fee for delivering cable programming to you. It is a fee that pays the broadcast stations that have chosen to opt out of the "must carry" rule and instead choose to charge the cable company for the privilege of carrying their content. It is a fee paid to the broadcast stations, passed along to the cable subscriber. The cable companies managed to get rules in place to make that fee visible to the consumer so they would know how much the local broadcasters are charging, instead of simply hiding it in the regular service fee.

      It's politics. Whenever a broadcast station tries to up the fees or get contract language that the cable operator will not agree to, you will often see a crawl on that channel saying "Call station XYZ at (123) 456-7890 and tell them you want them to be carried on your Comcast service", or words like that. By putting the broadcast fees as a line item, people can see just how much they are being required to pay for "free" broadcast TV on the cable system, and induce them to side with the cable company in the contract battle.

  29. "Employees make mistakes" by Bert64 · · Score: 2

    This line is all too common, companies intentionally poorly train their employees or in some cases expect them to lie, because they know that most customers are equally unaware of the facts...

    A good example of this is consumer protection laws in europe, which tend to be fairly strong and provide consumers with various rights for replacement of faulty goods, right to return etc. Under EU law for instance the warranty on goods is 2 years, not 1 as typically advertised by the manufacturers and any return shipping costs for faulty goods are the responsibility of the merchant not the end customer. Usually whoever you speak to first on the phone or in a store won't be aware of this, and will insist the warranty is only 1 year and you have to pay return shipping etc. This will usually fool most people, but if you demand to speak to a manager they will usually handle your complaint.

    There should be laws on advertising however, any price displayed should be the price you pay - any non optional fees or taxes should be included in the advertised price.

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  30. This ia Comcast ;) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    https://youtu.be/KMcny_pixDw

    http://fuckyoucomcast.com

  31. sorry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >> Comcast has responded to some lawsuits -- including this one -- by saying that the company had already stopped the practices that triggered the court actions

    Well then.... Nothing should happen to me since I stopped murdering people once it was brought to my attention that I shouldn't do that.

  32. lololololol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Allegedly?

    They didn't allegedly anything. It's a fact. They for a fact lied to us. I was told my bill would be $140 including my $50 opt-out fee for limited data cap. My bill is $180 before late fees.