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Ocean Warming is Accelerating Faster Than Thought, New Research Finds (nytimes.com)

Scientists say the warming of the world's oceans is accelerating more quickly than previously thought, a finding with dire implications for climate change given that almost all of the heat trapped by greenhouse gases ends up stored there. From a report: A new analysis, published Thursday in the journal Science, found that the oceans are heating up 40 percent faster on average than a United Nations panel estimated five years ago. The researchers also concluded that ocean temperatures have broken records for several straight years. "2018 is going to be the warmest year on record for the Earth's oceans," said Zeke Hausfather, an energy systems analyst at the independent climate research group Berkeley Earth and an author of the study. "As 2017 was the warmest year, and 2016 was the warmest year." As the planet has warmed, the oceans have provided a critical buffer, slowing the effects of climate change by absorbing 93 percent of the heat trapped by human greenhouse gas emissions. But the escalating water temperatures are already killing off marine ecosystems, raising sea levels and making hurricanes more destructive.

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  1. Bipolar by ArhcAngel · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Wasn't there a story here yesterday saying the oceans were getting colder?

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    1. Re:Bipolar by SqueakyMouse · · Score: 4, Informative

      A specific part of the oceans.

    2. Re:Bipolar by 110010001000 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Only the water that was old enough to remember the European Little Ice Age.

    3. Re:Bipolar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Pepperidge farm remembers.

    4. Re:Bipolar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This study took place in the South Pacific. Try to keep up.

    5. Re:Bipolar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Tony Heller talks about how it's all the same!
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnGglbIphGw

    6. Re:Bipolar by tbannist · · Score: 5, Informative

      Specifically that article said that the water that between 1.8 and 2.6 km below the pacific ocean surface was cooling at rate of around 0.02 degrees per century. If we assume all of the measurements are accurate, then the volume of water above 1.8 km and below 2.6 km would still be warming (at rates of about 0.4 degrees and 0.1 degrees per century, respectively), so the other parts of the pacific represent a larger volume of water and they are warming faster than this smaller band is cooling, and that means that there is more than enough warming water to offset the smaller band of cooling water. So overall the ocean is warming, even though there is band of water that hasn't seen the surface in 200-1000 years that is still cooling.

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    7. Re:Bipolar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone call me when the water off my coast is warm enough to swim in. Thanks.

    8. Re:Bipolar by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 2

      Due to melting of ice. Man, these deniers have no idea how to even mix drinks.

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    9. Re:Bipolar by EndlessNameless · · Score: 1

      In the summary of that article, they indicate that the deep ocean is getting somewhat cooler while the surface is getting even hotter.

      The ocean surface is the primary source of feedback into climate and weather, e.g., hurricane severity.

      But if you can't even pay attention to the details in that two-paragraph summary, it's no surprise that you don't understand climate change.

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    10. Re:Bipolar by 110010001000 · · Score: 1, Troll

      Of course the measurements are accurate. Temperature readings of the oceans at 1.8-2.6km have been done regularly for centuries.

    11. Re: Bipolar by aliquis · · Score: 2

      Or rather deep enough that that mattered more than happened at the surface now.

    12. Re: Bipolar by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Yes. What you said makes more sense.

    13. Re:Bipolar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Due to the global ocean conveyor belt scientists can accurately measure the temperature of 1000 year old water.

    14. Re:Bipolar by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Correct. The 1000 year old water moves more slowly than the newer water.

    15. Re: Bipolar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They keep saying the streets of Manhattan will have gondolas soon. How soon?

    16. Re: Bipolar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yes there was such a report. It referred to the very bottom of the deepest oceans, where the waters are very slow moving. Only now are they getting the effects of the Little Ice Age.

      On a topic such as this, you need to take care when posting, as yours could be part of the lies that travel halfway around the world while the truth is still getting its boots on. Google, for something as simple as going back 72 hours on /. , is your friend.

    17. Re:Bipolar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Science is not computer models, adjusted temps, 50 year predictions that can't be tested, let alone falsified.

    18. Re:Bipolar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Due to melting of ice. Man, these deniers have no idea how to even mix drinks.

      The obvious solution is to compost yourself so the 1% have have the planet to themselves. Its really the only way.

    19. Re: Bipolar by Layzej · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Either the Slashdot summary:

      "oceans are heating up 40 percent faster on average than a United Nations panel estimated five years ago."

      or the papers abstract:

      "Recent estimates of observed warming resemble those seen in models, indicating that models reliably project changes in OHC."

      must be wrong...

    20. Re:Bipolar by wanfuse123 · · Score: 0

      The temporary stalling of the inevitable might be served by pumping water from the depths of the ocean to the surface to interface where the currents are for the quickest spreading to cool the planet. We are at a tipping point and we can't wait another 10 years before 25 % of species have gone extinct!

    21. Re: Bipolar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My point IS that they're lying nitwits, frauds. That they're deliberately lying to throw the debate away because they don't want to admit it exists. Yes, that is the point.

      That you can't "debate a point" with a cabal of faggots paid (or ideologically inclined) to lie transparently while denying all scientific models and data correlate, this is happening before our eyes.

      Calling names, if it causes even one head-in-ass Republican faggot to stop lying even for a moment, could be just the solution to improve this "debate" as you'd like to pretend it is right here.

      On every single slashdot article about climate, these same faggots trot out the same bullshit tropes. Yes, name calling is apropos, given that.

      But since you were nominally offended, just let me say this : If you catch me lying, call me anything you like. I'll have earned it.

    22. Re: Bipolar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kids will be kids...

    23. Re:Bipolar by Luckyo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Do you even realise how dumb it is to claim that "model is correct" and then literally follow it up with "model was incorrect"? Because if it's warming faster or slower than model predicted, MODEL IS WRONG. Direction is irrelevant in this regard. Model's point is to predict the outcome. If outcome falls OUTSIDE the model, model is WRONG.

    24. Re:Bipolar by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Science says some of the water is warming, some of it is cooling. That is all science says.It suggests causes, but can't prove them. Models suggesting particular warming/cooling trends don't support measured reading in any reliable way. Models are constantly adjusted for differences between predicted and actual numbers is evidence that the models are in fact not accurate enough to make ANY long term predictions.

      Further, models predicting weather and climate changes based on the models has been proven even more elusive. Hurricanes were supposed to be more and worse a long long time ago haven't panned out. The Greening of Africa was not predicted at all. Major failures like these cause skepticism about reliability of predictive models. But we are supposed to drop everything because chicken little is claiming the sky is falling.

      Science that has wrong, missing data, can't fulfill is predictive modeling isn't really science. Newtonian physics is wrong. However, Newtonian Physics is accurate enough that we still can use it because it is accurate enough. "The polar ice caps will be gone by 2015" isn't science. Isn't accurate. Isn't even close. AND yet we're supposed to believe it still, because it "might" happen, eventually ... maybe.

      https://www.forbes.com/sites/j...

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    25. Re:Bipolar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...The models did just fine, but for some reason people are pressured into publicizing "conservative" estimates near the bottom of the error bar to avoid sounding "alarmist". Oh what the hell, it's not like you even know what an error bar means because you're a complete moron.

    26. Re:Bipolar by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      Of course I'm dumb and you're smart. It's not like you didn't contradict yourself in majority of sentences you typed out in your previous post. Which I pointed out. Which you had to concede, and start grasping for straws like "error margin", which if you actually had any training in the field at all, you'd know is fit into the calculation itself when you do the modelling.

      It's the religious zealots like you who think science is a religious entity and worship certain hypotheses to the point where even pointing out the obvious contradictions in them make you scream "burn the witch!" that make actual work in informing the less educated populace about this issue really hard.

    27. Re:Bipolar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, everyone knows youngsters are more agile than old farts. So what's new?

    28. Re:Bipolar by someoneOtherThanMe · · Score: 1

      No, they just put an IR thermometer on a space probe and send it 1000 light years away.

    29. Re: Bipolar by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      Republicans (nitwits, frauds) keep insisting billions of tons of insulating gasses being added to our atmosphere every year will have no effect because Jesus is coming back so it doesn't matter. How soon?

      And meanwhile, the party that once summoned nuclear power into being won't let us use it to fix the problem. Perhaps we can use Franklin Roosevelt's rotating body as a power source.

    30. Re:Bipolar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      reading comprehension is a skill.

      Just knowing the words is not enough, it is imperative that you also know what the idea being communicated in.

      Buy a top hat, you missed it top cat.

    31. Re:Bipolar by ArhcAngel · · Score: 1

      It only took 20 years but I finally got a first post! All the humorous butthurt comments are just icing on the cake.

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    32. Re: Bipolar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They keep saying the streets of Manhattan will have gondolas soon. How soon?

      Why don't you ask those who supposedly do keep saying that? Should be easy to find one, no?

  2. Air pollution in Europe by 110010001000 · · Score: 0

    Another conclusion they made: "Horrific Air Pollution in Europe Reaches 7 cigarettes per day equivalent, a pack a day in India and China"

    http://berkeleyearth.org/horrific-air-pollution-in-europe/

    Very interesting.

    1. Re:Air pollution in Europe by 110010001000 · · Score: 0

      No, because the smokers in Europe would be smoking 7+the number of cigarettes actuallys smoked, while the typical European would smoke the equivalent of just 7 cigs a day. Europeans must be really sick all the time.

    2. Re:Air pollution in Europe by Sique · · Score: 1
      The Berkeley Earth Project was founded because some guy called Richard Mueller found in 2010 that some of the critics of Anthropogenic Global Warming might have a point. And thus his wife and him created the project to independently analyze all available climate data and create a statistical model. They published their findings first in 2012.

      So you might actually give him some credit.

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    3. Re:Air pollution in Europe by alvinrod · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but if you're actually in India or China you're better off smoking the cigarettes in some of those cities. Have you ever been to Delhi? The cigarettes at least have a filter on them.

    4. Re:Air pollution in Europe by Aighearach · · Score: 0

      Most of the damage from smoking comes in the form of significantly decreased quality of life in the later years. People usually seem otherwise-healthy until they start losing their breath and never get it back.

      It takes away an average 3 years of actual life, plus 15 extra years of being sick before you die.

    5. Re:Air pollution in Europe by Aighearach · · Score: 0

      You could always just break the filter off and smoke it without the cigarette.

    6. Re:Air pollution in Europe by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      And thus his wife and him created the project

      If you're ever contemplating typing something of the form "NOUN and PRONOUN verb", ask yourself "would this make sense if I dropped the "NOUN and" part? If the answer is "no", you picked the wrong pronoun.

      Note that in this case, that test leaves you with "And thus him created the project". So, change the pronoun to "he" and you're golden.

      Remember, you're supposed to be among the best and brightest. You don't need to write like a semi-literate six-year-old....

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    7. Re:Air pollution in Europe by Muros · · Score: 1

      Try overlaying that map and the areas hit by blizzards in the last week.

    8. Re: Air pollution in Europe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There have been blizzards in India?

  3. Well damm... by bobbied · · Score: 2

    We are in hot water now... DEEP hot water..

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    1. Re:Well damm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We are in hot water now... DEEP hot water..

      Stop throwing cold water on this discussion!

  4. pool blanket by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How much of this warming is caused by floating plastic particles?

    1. Re:pool blanket by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      A dire amount. An amount with dire consequences.

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  5. And these stories are by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Older faster than previously thought.

  6. blah blah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    just in time for the push back from the other side... kind of odd and "coincidental" again?

  7. Wait, are you being ignorant on purpose? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Arhc-Angel" (SIC) are you obfuscating trying to pretend that other story (posted by known obfuscator Schwit) somehow "disproved" global warming, or did you really not read it carefully enough to know it didn't at all?

    It seems to me you're walking the path of denialist FUD again. Or was this just a big misunderstanding, you really didn't know that AGW models actually predicted exactly such range variability in undersea currents?

    It sure looks like you're obfuscating and trying to insinuate something you know isn't true.

    1. Re:Wait, are you being ignorant on purpose? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Meh...AGW Models predict EVERYTHING

      It's like buying all the possible combinations to the lotto.

    2. Re:Wait, are you being ignorant on purpose? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you agree with the model, that's great. Yes this was largely predicted by the models that there would be cold spots as the ocean currents slowed, resulting in a net disruption evincing heating in other areas, net gain in total system energy, bigger more frequent storms and swinging drought/flood patterns disrupting the nominal regional climate patterns. I'm glad you're paying attention more than our dear forgetful friend Arth-mangle.

      Good luck winning the lotto now.

    3. Re:Wait, are you being ignorant on purpose? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Not hardly.

      A model that predict ever possible outcome isn't a model and it isn't predicting anything.

      But, you knew that.

    4. Re: Wait, are you being ignorant on purpose? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please cite the special study that says that and explain how it was more than a dumb luck guess because that study got everything else right, too.

      With thousands of faux studies you can always find one that says something but if it gets the rest wrong that was just broken clock.

      Good luck!

    5. Re:Wait, are you being ignorant on purpose? by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 1, Troll

      I'm going to have to add the word "obfuscate" and its variations to my global warming story drinking game. I already had "denier", "alarmist" "fud" "Hitler", "degree(s)", "models", "dire", "Nazi", "statistics", "ice" "hockey stick". But you just added 3 shots with you post alone.

    6. Re:Wait, are you being ignorant on purpose? by penandpaper · · Score: 1

      Not separating the words "hockey" and "stick" tells me you are not serious about drinking...

      tsk. tsk.

    7. Re:Wait, are you being ignorant on purpose? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because you don't understand something, doesn't mean that people who have made a career out of studying it are as incompetent as yourself.

    8. Re: Wait, are you being ignorant on purpose? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well said.

  8. Deniers faster to deny by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Deniers faster to deny the evidence without looking at it, studies show. Refer to flat earth and soundstages for Moon landings.

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    1. Re:Deniers faster to deny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      The biggest reason that deniers exist, is that the parties who study the warming are presumptuously asserting that they should be the ones who get to decide what to do about it. Which usually involves setting up a totalitarian socialist state that controls every aspect of its citizens lives, justified by "saving the planet". Of course once the natural solar cycles cool the earth back down again, the totalitarian state will hang onto its power just for good measure.

      If the proponents of global climate warming change would focus on solving the problem in ways that are least disrupted citizens lives, they might get more traction than they achieve by making more and more exaggerated claims of less and less credible imminent catastrophe.

      For example - Ammonia - NH3. It is already made in industrial quantities, costs about $3/gal in bulk, can be shipped by truck, and distributed using gas pumps with slightly modified nozzles. It will "burn" in both diesel and internal combustion engines with minor modifications to the fuel injectors. And it has ZERO carbon. We could have had a zero-carbon economy YEARS ago. Why is no one promoting it? Because it would solve the problem without creating a totalitarian socialist state. ( Or allowing the Algore to enrich himself with carbon taxes)

      OR, instead of just shutting down coal-fired power plants, why not create energy forests on our vast public lands. Convert the coal-fired plants to burn wood, and raise the wood as a renewable resource. The process is carbon-fixing, and would be carbon neutral or better. Why no advocacy? Because it undercuts the motivation to create a "green" socialist government, and wouldn't make all the green advocates who have invested in wind and solar plants get rich.

      It ain't WHETHER there is warming , its WHAT to do about it.

    2. Re:Deniers faster to deny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're so full of shit you could be Trump Jr. No, science does NOT "dictate" what to do about it, only what MUST be done if we want to do ANYTHING about it.

      There is no alternative solution proposed with any real legs besides lowering emissions. You can admit this, or you can live in a fantasy world in your own mind.

      Global atmospheric sulfur-aerosols blocking sunlight is not a viable solution. Giant "sun shade" devices are science fiction. YMMV, but you have no alternative.

      If, however, denialist idiots DID have a viable alternative (besides denialist nihilism, pretending it isn't happening) I'm sure science would be HAPPY to debunk it.

    3. Re:Deniers faster to deny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Planting forests is a 100-years plan. We need 10 year plan, pronto. Coal will be there, if 50 years from now we've "solved" global warming and "cheap, clean coal" is still an option, absolutely, burn it all up.

      But it won't be. Leaving coal in the ground and stopping our EXISTING massive deforestation and emissions will only make a DENT in our ACCELERATION. It's not going to swing the other way rapidly.

      You need to read more about this and stop pretending you know better than people who literally study it in depth for a living, seriously that's retarded AF. "totalitarian socialist state" - yeah that's really what we have, derp.

      Dishonest faggot Republicans, can't fix this problem without a strong rope.

    4. Re:Deniers faster to deny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I agree in principle, your two example alternative solutions are laughably naive. Look up how much gasoline is sold versus NH3 worldwide and it's obvious that switching isn't feasible. Producing NH3, by the way, consumes energy and hydrocarbon base stock, while producing it using alternative energy and renewable base stock would be significantly more expensive. Wood as a fuel is what the world did before coal and if you compare the energy density of wood to the land required to produce it multiplied by the time you can easily observe that we consume way more fossil fuels than the wood that could be grown in the entire world. Your argument would have been quite a bit stronger without these bad examples (not that they are any worse than solutions proposed by the pro-warming crowd in terms of failing to actually solve the problem.)

    5. Re:Deniers faster to deny by quonset · · Score: 1

      Planting forests is a 100-years plan.

      No, it's not. Thirty years is enough to make significant changes. If one guy can do this all by himself, imagine what could happen if millions of people did the same all over the planet.

      If enough people do this, or something similar, it won't even take that long.

    6. Re:Deniers faster to deny by strikethree · · Score: 1

      With articles like this, I feel the desire to become a "denier".

      Shit is happening. Some of it looks pretty nasty. Regardless of what we can predict about the consequences, altering the chemistry of the air we breathe IS going to have an effect, likely a negative effect.

      Articles like this that scream about percentages and how it is much worse than we thought and having it all served with a sauce of "the world is ending!", yeah. This was designed to create deniers, not to alert us to a problem that we should solve.

      The worst part about it is that there are people who are legitimately scared and want to alert the rest of humanity... but humanity doesn't want to listen, so they dial up their rhetoric to insane levels...

      and now most people ignore them.

      Of course, having the people who are profiting off of this situation throwing shit into the mix to confuse everything doesn't help, but it is not the real problem. The real problem is how to get people as a whole to care since the only individuals who care are either making money from the situation or are too terrified to express themselves coherently.

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    7. Re: Deniers faster to deny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Scientists do science, politicians do policy. When scientists do get involved in policy they are castigated.

      I'm baffled by the idea that a totalitarian state is being advocated as policies, at an individual level, have been market-driven nudge policies. It is only really in the realm of power generation and transport that there has been any significant dictats by any government.

  9. windmill story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this story must be pasted to one blade of a windmill and is posted everytime a 360 degree revolution is completed

  10. Eco systems dying? by Shotgun · · Score: 0

    If I go swimming in the ocean, there is enough of a difference between the surface and a few feet down that I can feel the difference.
    There is enough seasonal difference that there are actual "water temperature" reports to let vacationers know what it feels like.

    These are things that I know of in my everyday life where I have experienced noticeable differences in water temperatures that are in the range of several degrees. These changes are natural and have occurred my entire life (>50 yrs). No one reasonable will contest that.

    This study is claiming that a few tenths of a degree difference are destroying ecosystems. Am I a denialist if I ask how can these species easily live through constant fluctuations, and yet are killed off by temperature shifts that are an order of magnitude lower?

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    1. Re:Eco systems dying? by 110010001000 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Things like coral are very sensitive to temperature changes. Even a 2 degree temperature change will kill some coral. Basically the perfect global temperature existed 400 years ago and we need to go back to that.

    2. Re:Eco systems dying? by Tulsa_Time · · Score: 2

      Because there was no coral before then..

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    3. Re:Eco systems dying? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Correct.

    4. Re:Eco systems dying? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's all take a moment to re-educate (and re-re-educate) our wayward scholar "Tulsa_Time" whose fervent belief in the benefit of insulating gasses to our atmosphere forms the basis for his solid scientific analyses, plural.

      Truly, what would we do without blathering Republican faggots on this website trying to be as intentionally dishonest on every single point as their little minds can imagine.

    5. Re: Eco systems dying? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's a perfectly valid question to ask, which has a complex answer that I can't summarise very well here.
      But the gist is: you are thinking about weather (local, seasonal change). They are talking about climate (the sum of all whether for a large region/the planet, over a longer period. Years, decades)

      What you say and what you experience IS TRUE. But you can't hold in your mind the variations that happen over decades all over the world, human brains just don't normally do it. We can focus only on more immediate things, like the weather in the area where you live. That's why people record these things.

      Over time, the average has been raising. But keep in mind that an average is the sum of many parts, which means that there will be places where it's a lot more or a lot less. Also keep in mind that you won't be able to tell the difference reliably from memory vs 50 years ago if the average change is one or two degrees.

      Next, some species are more fine tuned to specific conditions. Their body chemistry and metabolism and reproduction cycles developed over millennia in more or less stable conditions, and for them, these changes you don't notice are a big deal.

      Finally, climate change isn't the only problem. Pollution and acidification also change their environment, making it difficult to maintain their usual way of living. Then there is overfishing. And these are just direct factors. Things like rain, wind and ocean currents are affected by fluid dynamics that can change by a lot at global scale.

      So, yes, your questions are reasonable, but there isn't a yes/no answer.

    6. Re:Eco systems dying? by tbannist · · Score: 1

      Let's say you are a coral and you can live in water of temperature 20-24 degrees Celsius. Which is convenient, because the water you live in is usually between 21-23 degrees. Now add global warming, over the course of the last century the water temperature increased by ~0.4 degrees on average. Before you could survive a hot period where the water temperature increased by a full degree, which is not an unreasonable increase for El Nino years. Now, however, you can only survive a hot period of 0.6 degrees before you start to die off. By the end of the century, if ocean temperatures increase by another 0.6 degrees, you may have trouble surviving every summer that not a La Nina year and you may be devastated if not completely wiped out by a moderate El Nino year.

      If we're lucky, you will be replaced by a coral that is better adapted to those warmer temperatures, if we're not, the coral in your area goes extinct.

      The fluctuations neither help nor hinder, because the baseline increase increases both the minimum and maximum values, and if the maximum values will kill you, you only have to hit those values once to get killed. The fact that you didn't die on a different day doesn't help you much, you're still dead.

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    7. Re:Eco systems dying? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      That is why we need to keep the ocean temperatures exactly like they were for all of history before humans showed up (21-23 degrees in this case).

    8. Re: Eco systems dying? by ClickOnThis · · Score: 1

      Great post. Moderators, please note.

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    9. Re:Eco systems dying? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are talking about different parts of the oceans. The part you feel when you swim in the ocean is usually the really shallow coastal water (less than 6 feet deep), which does vary in temperature, even during a single day, because of the warming effect of sunlight on the sand under the water. You may notice that there aren't a whole lot of fish in those shallow waters. The ecosystems that are being destroyed are in deeper waters, at least 30 feet deep. Those waters have much more stable temperatures, because sunlight doesn't reach the bottom to anything like the same extent. Because of that, a small change has a much more dramatic effect.

    10. Re:Eco systems dying? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's enough of a difference that fish are changing locations because as water warms, oxygen goes down and metabolism goes up. Fish that have been in areas for at least thousands of years are now shifting to avoid asphyxiation.

    11. Re:Eco systems dying? by Layzej · · Score: 1

      This study is claiming that a few tenths of a degree difference are destroying ecosystems

      That's the average temp across the oceans and over 2000 feet deep, but the heat is not distributed evenly.

    12. Re:Eco systems dying? by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      Not sure what the point of this bizarre response is.

      Coral is not "very sensitive to temperature changes" but rather can live at a variety of depths and temperatures. Temps are also not the only threat to reefs.

    13. Re:Eco systems dying? by dfghjk · · Score: 0

      "If I go swimming in the ocean, there is enough of a difference between the surface and a few feet down that I can feel the difference."

      No you can't.

      "Am I a denialist if I ask how can these species easily live through constant fluctuations, and yet are killed off by temperature shifts that are an order of magnitude lower?"

      No, you are a denialist for other reasons.

    14. Re:Eco systems dying? by hdyoung · · Score: 4, Informative

      Sigh. I can't tell if you're trolling, willfully ignorant, or just plain ignorant. This is a SUPER OLD question that's been answered thousands of times. I'm gonna make exactly one effort to explain it to you. Suspecting you're gonna reject it and come back at me with something inane, but here goes....

      I'm gonna assume you're US and run on english units. So, your body temperature averages 98.6 on a good day, but sometimes it varies down a bit, and when you're really sick it shoots up to around 105 F. There's variance in your body temp. So, what happens if your average temp goes up by three degrees? For the sake of conversation, assume that you just add 3 to your temp all the time. That can't have a big effect, right? I mean, 3 degrees is absolutely nothing!

      Well, actually, it has a huge effect effect. As in "you die fairly quickly" type of effect. If you're running at 98.6+3=101.3 degrees on average, you FEEL LIKE ABSOLUTE CRAP. Most of the time. It's like you have a constant minor flu. You have a hard time working, thinking, procreating, or doing anything else. Your body wears down really fast. You evolved to have a 98.6 body temp and 101.3 is not a good thing at all.

      Furthermore, the first time you actually get sick, instead of hitting 105 (which you can recover from) you hit 108 (which kills you dead).

      The bottom line: for most life, it's the increase at the extremes that makes the huge difference.

      Same thing happens to ecosystems except they've been shown to be even more sensitive. In a green farmland area, the temp varies from some low to some high. During the hot summer, everything gets a bit brown but doesn't die out completely. However, there is a threshold temp at which a bunch of things will just flat-out die. A few degrees of increase in average temperature means that during some hot summer week, the temp goes above the threshold and kills a bunch of things instead of just making them go brown. The ecosystem then alters in terms of what grows back. Just a few die-offs like this will result in an alteration to desert, or some other ecosystem. In any case, it doesn't return to what it was before. Result: farmland becomes not-farmland.

      I'm pretty sure you don't care about the environment for it's own sake, so let me put it this way. The human population depends on a fairly small number of "breadbasket" regions for a lot of its food. If a bunch of these become unproductive in a very short period of time, our civilization could get badly disrupted. Could we adapt? Yes. Might it be painful and worth avoiding? Probably.

    15. Re:Eco systems dying? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      400 years ago... during the Little Ice Age.

    16. Re:Eco systems dying? by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      These are things that I know of in my everyday life where I have experienced noticeable differences in water temperatures that are in the range of several degrees. These changes are natural and have occurred my entire life (>50 yrs). No one reasonable will contest that.

      See? You actually need to study that stuff and not "use a common sense".

      The ocean actually consists of two parts - the rapidly changing top layer that can cool and warm in the matter of days and an almost unchanging bottom layer. As a vacationeer you're only dealing with the top layer.

      The border between the layers is called "thermocline" and you can actually _see_ it if you dive deep enough, it looks a bit like haze above a hot road. The water past thermocline doesn't mix with the top layer and the main heat transfer mechanism is simple diffusion (and a small contribution from marine animals like jellyfish). Diffusion is very slow so it can take almost 1000 years for the heat pulses to propagate to the bottom of the ocean.

      It's so slow that we can still detect the cold pulse from the Ice Age propagating down. It's now being chased by the global warming induced heat wave and it'll be completely overwhelmed.

    17. Re:Eco systems dying? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not the seasonal variation in temperature that kills ecosystems. It's the deoxygenation caused by warmer water, plus the acidification also caused by warmer water. Species survive temperature changes just fine, from season to season. The overall reduction of food and oxygen causes entire habitats/ecosystems to become less hospitable.

    18. Re:Eco systems dying? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh da po po coral ... oh da boo boo ... fuckwitt ... mebby snowfake coral is more of a problem than it's worth. If U ain't tuf try snuff! Yeomanry does not need coral and does not need nibbers, wettbakkks or Trotsky-slut warmists. In yo face bitch !

    19. Re:Eco systems dying? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Basically the perfect global temperature existed 400 years ago and we need to go back to that.

      Wrong, wrong and just plain wrong.

      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Ice_Age

      And for extra credit, this is what happened at the beginning of the cooling trend.

      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Famine_of_1315–17

    20. Re:Eco systems dying? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If I go swimming in the ocean, there is enough of a difference between the surface and a few feet down that I can feel the difference."

      No you can't.

      How do you know he can't?
      I experienced this temperature difference myself.

    21. Re:Eco systems dying? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Coral has been around for 500 million years.

      They will manage.

    22. Re:Eco systems dying? by Tulsa_Time · · Score: 1

      Republican Faggots ?

      Is that a Homophobic slur from a liberal ?

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    23. Re:Eco systems dying? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes there are only two sides, if you call a republican a homophobic slur you must be a liberal. I am surprised you can function without direction.

  11. Is this a real study? by wyattstorch516 · · Score: 1

    Or was it generated by AI?

  12. Attention Denialist try-hard moron : by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Your local observations aren't what they're talking about, AS YOU KNOW ALREADY, it's the aggregate mean/median/average over time, you intentional dipshit.

    1. Re:Attention Denialist try-hard moron : by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haha, someone explains reality straight to your moronic face and you still can't understand it, and call THEM a dipshit.
      Yes, global overfishing isn't "killing off marine ecosystems", it's the very slight average temperature increase that's doing it!
      Use your brain.

    2. Re:Attention Denialist try-hard moron : by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're pretending only one can happen at a time. That's because you're a retarded faggot of no value to any scientific discussion. In fact, all these factors matter.

      You're a Republican denialist faggot who drinks oil, you lie about warming. Japanese whale-fuckers lie about their scientific mission to eradicate sea life. Both are problems.

      Both will be dealt with at the bottom of the ocean by bone-eating worms. That's where denialist faggots end up.

  13. People shocked energy has to go somewhere by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's either showing up in floods, storms, and the like, or it's getting stored somewhere, sunshine.

    Science doesn't care about your denial.

    Enjoy coastal flooding and more severe weather patterns!

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    1. Re:People shocked energy has to go somewhere by 110010001000 · · Score: 2

      Exactly. Enjoy your flooding of your beach houses that were built on drained swamp and filled in marshlands. Global warming is going to wipe them out.

    2. Re:People shocked energy has to go somewhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Enjoy 99.9% Exctinction Event, suckers!

      At least the billionaires got to move currency to tax heavens.

    3. Re:People shocked energy has to go somewhere by SirAstral · · Score: 1

      that's kinda funny... I don't see the "believers" making any changes either. What I do see is that the "believers" keep expecting to give some bald face lying politician power to take people's money in a wealth redistribution plot.

      If you actually believed in climate change you would be just as angry at the currently proposed solutions as the "deniers". The proposed solutions won't fix anything but because they are doing something, even if that something is the wrong thing you get all happy about it.

      And while science does not care about denial, it also does not care about sheep like you.

      The problem is not denial... it's the non-solution people like you are advocating.

    4. Re:People shocked energy has to go somewhere by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 0

      Um, guy, I live on the West Coast. We are doing something. That's why the carbon emissions impacts of buildings are dropping, due to new techniques, and where the basic science of using marine reefs to sequester carbon in clams and oysters while providing edible food and oil from the seagrass and seaweed planted amongst it comes from. And why the costs of renewable energies like solar and wind and tidal energy keep dropping.

      Most of us have between 20 and 100 percent Renewable Portfolio Standards for our new energy plants, which is also why our electricity is so much cheaper than the rest of the country is. Renewables are cheaper. Without artificial tax policies, fossil fuels can't even compete in the market against non-subsidized renewable energy since around 2010.

      The markets and science care nothing about your views. They don't even care about your sunk costs fallacies.

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    5. Re:People shocked energy has to go somewhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Denial? You sound like a conspiracy theorist.

    6. Re:People shocked energy has to go somewhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Global warming has NOTHING to do with flooding of beach houses. That was going to happen regardless. Anyone building homes/towns/etc near the ocean knew this risk when they built there.

    7. Re:People shocked energy has to go somewhere by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      oh, overdeveloping coastlines has investments get hit with hurricanes and floods? Next you'll be telling me bears shit in the woods.

    8. Re:People shocked energy has to go somewhere by SirAstral · · Score: 1

      I would pay mind to your post except for this part...

      "The markets and science care nothing about your views. They don't even care about your sunk costs fallacies."

      Do you know what kind of people make statements like this are? Stupid people... What does it benefit you to antagonize people that do not believe you? Only a stupid person tries to get people upset when it does not benefit them.

      https://qz.com/967554/the-five...

      Your ignorant suppositions are easily challenged. Lets go ahead and start with the most glaring.

      "Without artificial tax policies, fossil fuels can't even compete"

      Fossil fuels are burdened with loads of regulations, federal, state, and local taxes. You need to back that farce up with some data.

      Also, "Without artificial tax policies"...
      Can you show me one single "natural tax policy?" Are they not all artificial? This is what is called hyperbole... because it cannot be taken literally and you use it for dramatic effect. Only a person that has already lost the argument needs it.

      "Um, guy, I live on the West Coast. We are doing something."

      I live in a red state and we are doing something too. The problem is that something is not quantifiable in any meaningful way just yet. I don't have a problem with climate change being real, I am actually not very skeptical about that part... but that still does not mean the "politics" surrounding it is not a hoax all the same, and that is a problem you cannot seem to get your head around.

      Your kind has still yet to make a single accurate prediction... are you not already supposed to be under water right now? Mr. West Coast? When you start getting your predictions correct I will definitely pay more mind to your rants. But even then... if your solution to an environmental problems is a "political" wealth redistribution scheme... it's probably better if everyone ignores your solutions to problems.

    9. Re:People shocked energy has to go somewhere by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Exactly!

    10. Re:People shocked energy has to go somewhere by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      You must be kidding. California is the #2 emitter of Co2 in the nation.

    11. Re:People shocked energy has to go somewhere by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      Which probably has something to do with their GDP being so large and their population being so large.

      That and all the campfires.

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    12. Re:People shocked energy has to go somewhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Enjoy coastal flooding and more severe weather patterns!

      There are bound to be winners and losers.

      We only ever hear about the losers.

      It's probable some places are to get more pleasant weather. Which places? Why never mention them?

    13. Re:People shocked energy has to go somewhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Large parts of the GDP are from things that are not supposed to be emitting that kind of CO2. despite the pretense, most don't "camp" either except in motorhomes with satellite TV.

  14. stop peeing in water then by fluffythedestroyer · · Score: 1

    ... just say'n lol

  15. All right. I'll say it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are too many people. Especially, there are too many people of low quality.

    That is the problem. Population reduction, humanely, voluntarily, in a subsidized and educated fashion, is the only solution, and you all know it.

    Note: White people are 11.5% of the global population.

    1. Re:All right. I'll say it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whattabout whattabout whattabout racist non-solutions to global warming, guyssssss I'm seriouth!

  16. I blame... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    burping cows.

    1. Re:I blame... by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      burping cows.

      How many cows do you see in the wild outside human dominion?

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  17. Dire Dire Dire! We're all going to drown! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Glub Glub Glub! Look at how much the sea has risen over the years!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e82smfcypUc&t=1s

  18. latest the greatest by mapkinase · · Score: 1

    Latest the greatest release of Global Climate Scare 110.20

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  19. Don't care. No one really does. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really, no one cares. It's a worry for worriers.

    Nothing can be done about it anyway, at least within the bounds of the politically possible, so it's safe to worry and whine. Keep at it.

  20. I've seen this narrative... by TheZeitgeist · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Ah yes, the weekly Climate Fear Mongering article from NY Times.

    Without reading it (and the attendant report) I know exactly how it goes:

    1. A preamble about how its even worse than worse.

    2. Then description of how researchers put new scarier variables in a video game oracle of some kind.

    3. Followed by dour descriptions that the video game oracle now says that its all that much more terrible.

    4. A doom-day has to be quoted if we don't repent (all cults work this angle); so something like 2050 or 2100 and we're Venus, unless...

    5. The "unless" narrative that follows essentially says we need to just shutup and implement statist schemes...or its Venus.

    6. Trump - or the entire USA somehow - gets tossed under rhetorical bus somewhere somehow.

    1. Re:I've seen this narrative... by gtall · · Score: 0

      Don't believe in climate fear if you so choose. However, the fish are voting with their fins and moving out of the tropics and temperate zones...enough that fishermen must spend more just to chase them.

      However, you don't have to believe the fish either. You don't have to believe dumping greenhouse gases and in particular CO2 into the atmosphere is causing it. However, the CO2 is making the oceans more acidic. That will kill the base of the food chain. You have heard of the food chain, yes?

      You don't have to believe any of that. Just go out and get yerself a real degree in climate science first instead to claiming you can deny what the people who get paid to do the science tell you. We have a president who is just as stupid so you are in good company.

    2. Re:I've seen this narrative... by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure if you're a liar or an idiot. Not that there's a practical different.

      Without reading it (and the attendant report) I know exactly how it goes:

      1. A preamble about how its even worse than worse.

      No it doesn't.

      2. Then description of how researchers put new scarier variables in a video game oracle of some kind.

      No it doesn't.

      3. Followed by dour descriptions that the video game oracle now says that its all that much more terrible.

      No it doesn't.

      4. A doom-day has to be quoted if we don't repent (all cults work this angle); so something like 2050 or 2100 and we're Venus, unless...

      No it doesn't.

      5. The "unless" narrative that follows essentially says we need to just shutup and implement statist schemes...or its Venus.

      No it doesn't.

      6. Trump - or the entire USA somehow - gets tossed under rhetorical bus somewhere somehow.

      No it doesn't.

      Wow that's 6 for 6! Since you're a denialist idiot, the fact that you opinions are 100% opposite of the actual facts will not cause you to actually modify your opinion.

      Now FFS MOD PAENT DOWN it's simply an easily verifiable falsehood.

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    3. Re:I've seen this narrative... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Global Warming isn't the issue. It's plastics that are the issue.

    4. Re:I've seen this narrative... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lol, I'm not the original poster for that "narrative" and I'm not a climate change denier, but TheZeitgeist was pretty damn close (particularly as it was a slight against nyt's reporting chops and not necessarily about their opinion on climate change):

      1: Correct: "Scientists say the world’s oceans are warming far more quickly than previously thought, a finding with dire implications for climate change..."

      2/3: Incorrect: “They’re not particularly concerned with whether or not their observations agree or disagree with climate models.”

      They did not rely on "video game oracles" for the latest numbers, but for the historical trends back to 1875 they absolutely did. (I have no beef with computer models either, they can be accurate and inaccurate, in this case we've corrected previous models that had mistakes and it aligns with current sensors, cool)

      4: Very Correct: "Absent global action to reduce carbon emissions, the authors said, the warming alone would cause sea levels to rise by about a foot by 2100... That could exacerbate damages from severe coastal flooding and storm surge.... The effects of the warming on marine life could also have broad repercussions... “It’s spilling over far beyond just fish, it’s turned into trade wars. It’s turned into diplomatic disputes. It’s led to a breakdown in international relations..."

      5: Correct: "Mr. Hausfather said that efforts to mitigate global warming, including the 2015 Paris climate agreement, would help..."

      6: Almost Correct: _this_ particular article did not mention Trump and it was not USA centric - but the NYT has a history of such rhetoric:
            https://www.nytimes.com/2018/11/23/climate/us-climate-report.html
            https://www.nytimes.com/section/climate

      But most importantly, being divisive, tribal and resorting to name-calling will never help your case. Calling out someone's prediction about an article as not being factual when it's at least 50% correct, and had a decent chance of being even more accurate based on previous articles from NYT does not help promote the real science on the situation. Credibility on your side is even more important when others perceive it as a liberal agenda/narrative.

      I recommend chilling out a bit, we have both the time and technology to correct mistakes, and we are on a path that will continue to accelerate those solutions.

  21. Remember, Remember, The 5th of November by medv4380 · · Score: 1, Informative

    I can't help but think back to November. It may not have been the 5th, but this story seems an awful lot like the error-riddled study back in November. Heck, I might be mistaken, but it seems to me that this article cites the very study: L. Resplandy et al., Nature 563, 105 (2018). Maybe November was too close to the print deadline, and they hopped it would go unseen. Judging by the comments it seems like most believers truly have blind faith.

    1. Re:Remember, Remember, The 5th of November by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Their graphs only indicate a 95% uncertainty.

      http://berkeleyearth.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/land-and-ocean-other-results-1950-large.png

      This definitely needs more study.

    2. Re:Remember, Remember, The 5th of November by dasunt · · Score: 1

      Their graphs only indicate a 95% uncertainty.

      Doesn't that indicate the uncertainty interval (the shaded area) on that graph? So that there's only a 5% chance of the results falling out out that range?

    3. Re:Remember, Remember, The 5th of November by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Exactly.

    4. Re:Remember, Remember, The 5th of November by ClickOnThis · · Score: 1

      Their graphs only indicate a 95% uncertainty.

      http://berkeleyearth.org/wp-co...

      This definitely needs more study.

      My guess is that it's a typo. Maybe they mean a 95% confidence level (i.e., two sigmas) for the grey band surrounding the Berkely data. It's hard to say just from the figure. You need the full context.

      In any case, all of those data sources appear to agree with each other quite well.

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    5. Re:Remember, Remember, The 5th of November by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Either way it is 40% worse than before.

    6. Re:Remember, Remember, The 5th of November by medv4380 · · Score: 1
      The Graph is the before, and the worse than we thought panic is from the error in the 2018 study. It didn't provide anything substantively new other than another method of calculating the same results as before, and the mag knows this. The Error made it look worse, and gave the study traction. But it was an error and has since had corrections issued.

      To also quote the person who found and documented the error

      However, after correction, the Resplandy et al. results do not suggest a larger increase in ocean heat content than previously thought.

      https://judithcurry.com/2018/1...

    7. Re:Remember, Remember, The 5th of November by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Right. 40% worse.

  22. Re:Read the list of sources by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The model is proving accurate, they're saying the reality is outpacing the model significantly as new data comes in. That's bad news. You don't have to agree, but you don't disagree with any teeth here.

    Yes, there is a delay between data being compiled and it being fully integrated into new modeling data. 10 years actually isn't a long time in a study on this topic.

    To pretend that because they correlate data with modeling that's somehow "bad" without specifics is just classic Republicanism desperate to deny science any hold over their snowflake emotional denialist response.

  23. No snow by AndyKron · · Score: 1

    I haven't used my snowblower yet this year helping to reduce the acceleration I suppose.

  24. Re:Read the list of sources by ClickOnThis · · Score: 5, Informative

    Pretty much everything you said is wrong.

    It isn't new information. The newest citations are in 2016

    Nope. There are 15 citations. Three are from 2018. Two are from 2017. Did you think nobody would check?

    and they're citing studies that were done entirely with models... that is not data.The data being cited is often about ten or more years older.

    Wrong again. I did a quick skim of the Google Search links provided in the bibliography. My rough guess is that about half of them discuss data, and the other half discuss models that include comparisons to data. A couple of titles had the word 'prediction'.

    Models are not data, but they are built and tested with data.

    article title says "Ocean Warming is Accelerating Faster Than Thought, New Research Finds "

    Yes, the NYT article. But the article in Science has the title "How fast are the oceans warming?"

    The research is not "new"... it is old stuff in a new box.

    False. See above.

    How many people that actually cite this stuff actually read any of it? I feel they're headline readers. Do better.

    Oh the irony. I'll just let that stand.

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  25. Climate change from human activities mainly result by mapkinase · · Score: 1

    Climate change from human activities mainly results from the energy imbalance in Earth's climate system

    "Imbalance" is a bullshit word in this context.

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  26. WE'VE seen this narrative... *Republican lies* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So you're saying the oceans aren't warming provably, C02 in the atmosphere isn't measurably increased along with other insulating pollutants? Gee. Source? Because you're not listing any.

    Maybe you're just another intentionally-distracting Republican faggot of no value to any scientific debate or study? We've seen your narrative.

    1. Re:WE'VE seen this narrative... *Republican lies* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't cancel out that he still has a point about how formulaic these articles have become.

    2. Re:WE'VE seen this narrative... *Republican lies* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll grant that, the articles aren't great reading and they're written not by scientists themselves - but if you'd rather read the actual research papers, it's going to be inaccessible to illiterate redneck types. Completely.

      So the public service in a sense is to translate the results of the scientific papers into something for laypeople to read. Granted, it's not exactly entertaining. It's not uplifting, particularly exciting, no.

      Granted, the aggregate of thousands of dire warnings is a dire warning, it's not 'fun' to read about this constantly. I wish we didn't need to address it, that it would just go away, sure.

      But it won't.

    3. Re:WE'VE seen this narrative... *Republican lies* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      faggot

      Why have all the teenager commentators from Youtube moved over the Slashdot lately?
      At least I hope you people are teenagers. Heaven help us all if this is how mature adults communicate now.

    4. Re:WE'VE seen this narrative... *Republican lies* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fox News sends them out into the world to lie and spread FUD. My religion requires me to fight faggots like that in the defense of truth. Science is a means, not an end. YMMV.

      If you're offended by a word but not a campaign of lies, you are one of the faggots I'm referring to also.

    5. Re:WE'VE seen this narrative... *Republican lies* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If you and your ilk's goal is to drive people away from your position then congratulations...job done.
      There's a little book called "How to Win Friends and Influence People". You should give it a read some time.

  27. Re:Climate change from human activities mainly res by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Imbalance is a bullshit word? Lol. You mean like "Republicanintegrity"?

  28. Or... by argStyopa · · Score: 0

    "...the oceans are heating up 40 percent faster on average than a United Nations panel estimated five years ago..."

    And alternative title could be "Experts estimates off by 40%; still vehemently claiming they're 'experts'."

    Did we forget this posting from the ancient days of ...yesterday?
    https://news.slashdot.org/stor...

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    1. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or "Anthropogenic Climate Change advocates scramble to craft new apocalyptic observations in desperate attempt to head off decline in concern about climate change." But that's both too wordy and too close to the truth.

  29. Re:Don't care. No one really does. by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Really, no one cares. It's a worry for worriers.

    Nothing can be done about it anyway, at least within the bounds of the politically possible

    That comment reminds me of the scene in Austin Powers where the steam roller ever so slowly moves towards a man who is screaming in terror rooted in spot instead of running away, despite having plenty of time.

    It's not like we haven't known about Global Warming for decades now, but we haven't shifted policy an inch. There are things we can be doing, but we're like that man waving his arms around screaming as 1mph steam roller slowly inches towards him.

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  30. Ob by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    So how fast is thought accelerating?

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  31. All an Atlantean hoax by Hentai007 · · Score: 1

    Those fish fuckers are just trying to destroy our industries with their propaganda - FAKE NEWS

    1. Re:All an Atlantean hoax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go back to jacking it to anime, faggot. Science isn't for you.

    2. Re: All an Atlantean hoax by Hentai007 · · Score: 1

      Plant! Paid troll! Everyone look at this obvious fish fucker! How's the weather in the Marianas, you filthy seahorse hugger?

  32. Re:Don't care. No one really does. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    Or in cartoons where a tree is falling and the character runs along rather than across.

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  33. Accelerating Faster Than Thought? by Layzej · · Score: 4, Informative

    The paper notes that there are four new ocean heat content estimates and all have a larger OHC trend than the observations published in IPCC AR5.

    But none of that says anything about acceleration. The paper does note that "All four recent studies show that the rate of ocean warming for the upper 2000 m has accelerated in the decades after 1991 to 0.55 to 0.68 W m^2", but far from "Accelerating Faster Than Thought", instead it notes "The recent OHC warming estimates are quite similar to the average of CMIP5 models, both for the late 1950s until present and during the 1971–2010 period highlighted in AR5"

    The fault seems to be in the original NYT article. The line "The results converged at an estimate of ocean warming that was higher than the I.P.C.C. predicted and more in line with the climate models." seems especially confused since the paper referenced the same CMIP5 models that are referenced in IPCC AR5.

  34. Misinterpretating data by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did anyone else notice that the source basically says nothing of the sort (and sure as heck isn't alarmist in its tone)? Did a millennial submit this? I swear to Zeus, millennuals, with their pea-brains and ignorant emotionalism wreak more havok on our societies than the climate changing could ever hope to. The purpose of science is to learn, not to justify rhetoric or hysteria.

  35. Re:Don't care. No one really does. by dfghjk · · Score: 1

    ""It's not like we haven't known about Global Warming for decades now, but we haven't shifted policy an inch"

    Who is the "we" here? The world is not one people with one policy.

  36. Sing song ding dong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The converse is also true. You denialists have unshakeable faith that it's not happeneing and no amount of evidence will change your mind. The sinking of Hy Brasil (Atlantis) in the movie Erik the Viking was made specifically about you guys. Now sing me a goddamned song!

  37. faster slower no wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The article actually says the current measurements are convergent and in conformance to the models. Of course it puts that right at the end.

    Slashdot needs to stop reporting on science. Science journalism is crap overall and worse on Slashdot.

  38. Re:Don't care. No one really does. by sexconker · · Score: 1

    The world is not one people with one policy.

    Don't worry - they're working on that too.

  39. 2018 is the Hottest Year on Record by mspohr · · Score: 1

    https://thinkprogress.org/stud... ... From TFA:
    Climate change from human activities mainly results from the energy imbalance in Earth's climate system caused by rising concentrations of heat-trapping gases. About 93% of the energy imbalance accumulates in the ocean as increased ocean heat content (OHC). The ocean record of this imbalance is much less affected by internal variability and is thus better suited for detecting and attributing human influences (1) than more commonly used surface temperature records. Recent observation-based estimates show rapid warming of Earth's oceans over the past few decades (see the figure) (1, 2). This warming has contributed to increases in rainfall intensity, rising sea levels, the destruction of coral reefs, declining ocean oxygen levels, and declines in ice sheets; glaciers; and ice caps in the polar regions (3, 4). Recent estimates of observed warming resemble those seen in models, indicating that models reliably project changes in OHC.
    Last year was very likely the hottest year on record, according to the authors of a new study in the journal Science.

    The study examined “multiple lines of evidence from four independent groups” measuring ocean heat and concluded “ocean warming is accelerating.” Researchers found the rate of warming for the upper 2,000 meters of ocean has increased by more than 50 percent since 1991.

    As a result, “2018 is shaping up to be the hottest for the oceans as a whole, and therefore for the Earth,” a press release accompanying the study explains.

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    I don't read your sig. Why are you reading mine?
  40. Faster than thought by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Faster than thought"

    How fast is a "thought"? Is it a measure of speed or time?

  41. Re:Don't care. No one really does. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A better analogy is socialism.

    People love it for other people. But they themselves won't change their behavior until you put a gun in their face.

  42. Good! I hate cold water! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And again. Stop fucking TELLING us about how fucked we are!
    We need realistic engineering solutions to combat it.
    If you can't provide that, doing your Chicken Little impression ACCOMPLISHES NOTHING!

  43. Re: Don't care. No one really does. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "There are things we can be doing, but we're like that man waving his arms around screaming as 1mph steam roller slowly inches towards him."
    Perhaps you didn't look close enough, his shoe was glued to the ground, the empty glue bottle was there clearly labeled "capitalism "

  44. Luckyo, you are dumb. He wins that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, you are dumb. You claimed that microplastic, by basis of being "inert" (your term) can not possibly cause any health effects even at concentrations inside human cells. I mean, as far as dumb shit?

    That wins, Luckyo.

  45. *Republican lies* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Denialist faggots will never be "people". I don't want to "hang out" with "republican faggots", I don't need your "mental AIDS" or "dishonesty." You lie to yourselves instead, watching Trump hang and pretending it's unfair lol.

    When your "ilk" (-derp) die off? Your children will be educated about exactly how petulant, pussy, ignorant, and unworthy their parents were. We'll raise a generation that knows what Republican faggotry was all about.

    That's your legacy, liars, faggots. You earned that. Now watch Trump get fucked to pieces, he earned that.

    1. Re:*Republican lies* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you posting from an asylum?
      I pity any entity that is forced to interact with you on any level.

  46. Re:Don't care. No one really does. by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

    Really, no one cares. It's a worry for worriers.

    Nothing can be done about it anyway, at least within the bounds of the politically possible

    That comment reminds me of the scene in Austin Powers where the steam roller ever so slowly moves towards a man who is screaming in terror rooted in spot instead of running away, despite having plenty of time.

    It's not like we haven't known about Global Warming for decades now, but we haven't shifted policy an inch.

    Wha? We've engaged in all sort of policy shifts. What we haven't done is accomplished anything.

    I would suggest we get cracking with nuclear and technological solutions.

  47. Re:Don't care. No one really does. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would suggest we get cracking with nuclear and technological solutions.

    I drank too much alcohol and crashed my car. The solution is...more alcohol!

  48. Re:Don't care. No one really does. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "That comment reminds me of the scene in Austin Powers where the steam roller ever so slowly moves towards a man who is screaming in terror rooted in spot instead of running away, despite having plenty of time."

    Would be more apt if the man who is screaming wasn't moving because he was busy pickpocketing a bunch of other people who had their backs to the steam roller while an acquaintance was distracting them.

    Nothing is happening on climate change, not because we can't move, but because there are very wealthy vested interests who are doing everything they can to keep the status quo.

  49. No, there wasn't. And why is this "insightful" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Go read it again, this time read what was written, not what felt nice inside your brainpan. It said some of the ocean was still cooling from the ice age. You DO know that "some of" is not the same as "all of", right? You're just misreading because you WANT to misrepresent, like any denier does, rather than a cognitive disability, yes?

  50. IPCC reports are toned down by politicians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's why the models "do more warming" than the IPCC prediction. Because oil producing countries and those making wads of cash off oil products or unrestrained capitalism won't accept the models because theyre "too alarmist" (read, "accurately predict"), so they have to be toned down or they will refuse to sign off.

  51. Nope, again, moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They don't have to do it 1000 light years away, they do it now. The heat change from 1000 years ago takes time to pass through 1.8km of water, around 1000 years, so measuring the temps 1.8km down measures the temperature 1000 years ago, fuckwit.

  52. Re:Don't care. No one really does. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your statement that "we haven't shifted policy an inch" is easily dismissed as hyperbole.

    Anywho.... Maybe if all the people screaming about climate change would ante up then they'd need not have to wait for governments to take the situation in hand. If environmentalism with an eye on climate change was a living, breathing culture instead of a political talking point then new markets would arise that would help the transition along to a solution. But too many of this ilk are seriously deluded into thinking that buying an EV (when the range and charge times become more accommodating, of course) and the stroke of a government pen is going to fix things. This is false. It's a step in the right direction but not enough of a step. These people need to get serious about how their personal lifestyles are causing this problem instead of ranting on about "the right" not being in line with their ideals. We're never going to get to a point where everyone agrees and acting like they can't just do the right thing today is a scapegoat for never wanting to have to make the sacrifices needed. If you lay it out as a challenge to them they'll just keep crying "Muh bacon, muh Disney cruise, muh children!!!111!!!"

    It's not taken seriously because the people who "believe" in it don't even take it seriously.

  53. There's a good article in there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The NYT headline, isn't especially useful, but but poking around in the links, there is actually a good article hidden in there.
    https://www.pnas.org/content/early/2019/01/04/1808838115

    It describes building an ocean model for tracking energy flows.
    I found it clear and easy to read.

  54. Re:Don't care. No one really does. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Easiest and most effective way to stop global warming is to not have children. Yet people are breeding left right and centre. We're doomed.

  55. Do you really believe socialists are any better? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They'd focus on feeding the public - because they know the #1 reason why governments are overthrown is starving populations. Politicians of any ilk are concerned most about retaining power. And under socialist systems, they'd have to concentrate on feeding the public exclusively, because productivity will be for shit.

    The environment will come a distant, distant second. Ask those in the Eastern Bloc about how wonderful the environment was before 1990.

    Really, the biggest mistake neo-Commies make is presuming that the "means of production" works at the same speed regardless of the government in place and its policies. It doesn't, and we have objective proof all over the place if you choose to look at it.

  56. Re: Do you really believe socialists are any bette by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    English civil war... was starvation a factor? No. American Revolution... was starvation a factor? No. Revolutions across Europe in the 1840s... was starvation a significant factor? No. Iranian revolution... was starvation a particular factor? No.

    You could make an argument for starvation being a factor in the Russian revolution, and the French one. Even in China the revolution was at the start of the 20th century and largely political, and the Communists winning the civil war took until thirty years later.

  57. Re: Don't care. No one really does. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The rate of growth is at least falling. Improving women's rights, access to birth control and old age pensions help significantly. Where children are still used as labor stopping that and improving processes and machinery so that people don't immediately starve (or maybe providing food for families for each child that goes to school?) might help too.