Procter and Gamble Unveils New Device That Aims To Remove Signs of Aging (bbc.com)

In a video for the BBC, technology correspondent Rory Cellan-Jones uses Procter and Gamble's new device to maker him look younger. Called Opte, the device scans the skin and precisely applies tiny amounts of make-up to remove age spots, burst blood vessels and other blemishes. Opte has a camera in it that captures 200 frames per second and processes that data by looking at the difference of the color of your skin. It then sends it to a microprocessor and 120 thermal inkjet printers print the product directly on your skin. The company says it works with all skin colors via three different cartridges: light, medium, and dark. Procter and Gamble is planning to release the device in late 2019 or 2020.

Comments

What the fuckvertisement?!? AI airbrush ad?

[Anonymous Coward]

" the device scans the skin and precisely applies tiny amounts of make-up " = You fuck right off with that.

Re: What the fuckvertisement?!? AI airbrush ad?

[Anonymous Coward]

Does it come in orange?

ALL three skin colors! What inclusivity!

[Anonymous Coward]

" The company says it works with all skin colors via three different cartridges: light, medium, and dark. " What color is your skin? Medium. Oh right.

What if you are ugly?

[Anonymous Coward]

Does it coat your face with makeup until you suffocate?

Re: What if you are ugly?

[Virtual_Raider]

Wrong Forum to ask that question. Obviously none of us would know what's like to be ugly 0:-)

I have something a lot cheaper

[Scoldog]

I have something a lot cheaper that will make you look years younger. It's a nappy and a rattle.

Re:I have something a lot cheaper

[rtb61]

Better answer, I don't give one fuck about the whole old I look, I care about how old I feel, how my crappy carcase is handling the very uncomfortable ageing process. I'm already old, you come up with ways of making look young without actually feeling younger, as in physiologically feeling not emotional delusions and I will call you a fucking idiot. How well I recover from the knocks and bruises of life, how will my carcase handles my abuse of it, how well my shit works and if all that shit works, well, you know fucking what, I wont need a white out applicator for my face. Women are idiots, seriously and having a man pretend to behave like a women does not change that. Shit slashdot must be hard up for stories.

Can it be more useful, as in come in many more colours, with indelible ink and voilà medium term tattoos, at least that would be fun. No matter what idiots think, painting you face does not make you younger in any way that counts.

Re: I have something a lot cheaper

[Anonymous Coward]

pussy!

Re:I have something a lot cheaper

[Immerman]

Ah, but looking younger *can* help you feel younger. ...younger women, younger men... whatever your taste. Or at least that seems to be the central, sometimes unspoken, marketing pillar for most of these kinds of products and surgeries.

Re: I have something a lot cheaper

[Anonymous Coward]

What's up with your car keys that they have to be mentioned in an anti-aging inkjet printer discussion

Re:I have something a lot cheaper

[hai_Priesty]

This, and to less extent looking younger means other people would likely treat you as a younger person, so THAT helps some feel younger as well.

News for Nerds

[Anonymous Coward]

First tech gets invaded by people from the social sciences telling us how bad we are (based on dubious statistical methods), and that it's our fault women don't want to study math.

Now we have stories on Slashdot about how to look younger. Next week are we going to have a story about how to increase our popularity?

Re:News for Nerds

[Anonymous Coward]

This is the new reality. Stop complaining and get on board.

Re: News for Nerds

[Anonymous Coward]

Next up How to handle puberty if it already took place and you hadn't noticed staying in your mom's basement

Really cool tech if it works

[phantomfive]

This is really cool tech, micro-makeup application. I can see a use for it, but I never want to use it.

I don't mind looking old, I mind being old. The appearance isn't the problem.

Re:Really cool tech if it works

[mentil]

This'll be revolutionary for Hollywood makeup artists. Now they can make Data the exact shade of bubblegum pink, consistently.

Re:Really cool tech if it works

[Anonymous Coward]

Printing registration marks precisely for SFX, printing tattoos for continuity, all sorts of things the movie industry could use.

Re:Really cool tech if it works

[Anonymous Coward]

Data was gold. You must still have an NTSC television.

Re:Really cool tech if it works

[Anonymous Coward]

The next step can be seen in the historical document of the future: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119116/

Re:What the fuckvertisement?!? AI airbrush ad?

[Anonymous Coward]

Learn to handle market trends - inkjet printed and laser trimmed brows, eye lashes and nose hairs.

If you can't make a robot cross uncanny valley - cross it yourself.

Use case

[Anonymous Coward]

They should put it on Donald Trump's ass.

No redneck skintone either

[thesjaakspoiler]

After 150 years of indifferences, we finally found something to unite us.

More to ageing than that

[martinX]

Will it shave my ears, too?

Re:More to ageing than that

[aleck7]

Nah, but the ear hair will look young.

Re:More to ageing than that

[Anonymous Coward]

Will it shave my ears, too?

Yeah, ear hair is a problem, but nose hair is way worse - unless you take advantage! Every day I pluck my boar-bristle nose hairs and set them on the side of my sink. After a week or so, I have enough to make a toothbrush! My teeth are slightly less yellow now. This is just one of the advantages of growing old. Derp.

Question

[Ol Olsoc]

My wife wears a relative minimum of makeup, mostly a little eyeshadow and mascara. Point is, it was never a surprise to see what she looks like in the morning.

But I'd be interested in what men's reaction was the first time they saw their wife or girlfriend without makeup. Today's style is pretty much flat monocolor. many women even hid their freckles (a mortal sin).

She does have one friend who's husband has never seen her without. She puts it on in the morning, sleeps in it, then washes her face and goes through it again.

Just curious - women hiding behind excessive makeup to me is the equivalent of a male wearing a braunschweiger in his pants.

Re:Question

[Anonymous Coward]

That is just sad if you have never seen your significant other without makeup or refuse to be seen by your significant other without makeup. I can't imagine living that way having to go though that routine each and every single day. Not being able to just let go and bum around your own house.

I get women wanting to wear makeup for special events, or going out, but what the OP describes is just an extreme form of insanity IMO

Re:Question

[Anonymous Coward]

My wife doesn't wear makeup. At all. She uses lip balm, but that's it.

The creation of this "expectation" that women will always wear makeup in public - it's an astonishing triumph of a vile and misogynistic industry. It's a global multi-billion-dollar business that should be attracting worldwide protests, boycotts and pickets. And yet - women not only accept it, they all but enforce it on each other.

And don't even get me started on cosmetic surgery.

Re:Question

[sheramil]

Today's style is pretty much flat monocolor. many women even hid their freckles (a mortal sin).

Someone will hack this thing and use it to, first, apply freckles - as many as you want. The Trill look could be a big thing. Next, they'll use it to apply patterns. Nazca lines. Circuitry. Hell, mix in some metallic powder and they could paint actual circuit traces on their fizzogs (That's a British colloquialism for "face, btw, and probably not what you thought).

I still want to know if it washes off, or if you can use it like a 3D printer to slowly change your facial geometry and avoid the attention of security cameras.

Re:Question

[scdeimos]

It's a global multi-billion-dollar business that should be attracting worldwide protests, boycotts and pickets.

Oh, so it's Christmas. The religious aspect of Christmas is pretty much dead. Now it's all about the six months of commercial opportunities leading up to the day - and putting shame on the parents that didn't buy their spoilt brats a new $1,000 iPad to replace the one they just got on their birthday.

Re:Question

[Ol Olsoc]

My wife doesn't wear makeup. At all. She uses lip balm, but that's it.

The creation of this "expectation" that women will always wear makeup in public - it's an astonishing triumph of a vile and misogynistic industry. It's a global multi-billion-dollar business that should be attracting worldwide protests, boycotts and pickets. And yet - women not only accept it, they all but enforce it on each other.

And don't even get me started on cosmetic surgery.

Cool story bro. Why do you think that women are so weak that some evil patriarchy forces them to wear makeup?

When the real reason for makeup is two different things. The first is that in various species, one or the other sex is more decorated, more beautiful. Sometimes, as with many birds, the male is the gaudy and more beautiful sex. In humans, it's the opposite. Women through the ages have enjoyed decorating themselves. Jewelry is one item, clothing is another. Looking at men's fashions they have changed very little over the last century. Women's fashions are all over the map.

Makeup, which is not good or bad within itself, is another form of decorating. Where it becomes an issue is when women go overboard in order to hide their age. Just like this article. The reason they do this is that the male of the species is inherently attracted to women during their most fertile years. That's just the effects of evolution.

So the idea that makeup is something forced on women by the evil patriarchy is both silly and very demeaning to women, casting them as so weak that they can't even make up their minds.

They want to look younger than they are, and that's about it.

I know many men, and the ones I have talked about women's makeup do not like it at all - they consider it dishonest, and some like myself, simply love freckles - covering them up is unforgivable. So either start understanding that not everything wemen do is men's fault, especially when men don't like what they are doing.

Or you can get on over to Jezabel - you'll have agreement there.

Re:Question

[Anonymous Coward]

My wife doesn't wear makeup. At all. She uses lip balm, but that's it.

Prolly cuz she's doin alot of cocksmokin! You should have that bitch followed.

Re:Question

[Ol Olsoc]

Today's style is pretty much flat monocolor. many women even hid their freckles (a mortal sin).

Someone will hack this thing and use it to, first, apply freckles - as many as you want. The Trill look could be a big thing. Next, they'll use it to apply patterns. Nazca lines. Circuitry. Hell, mix in some metallic powder and they could paint actual circuit traces on their fizzogs (That's a British colloquialism for "face, btw, and probably not what you thought).

I still want to know if it washes off, or if you can use it like a 3D printer to slowly change your facial geometry and avoid the attention of security cameras.

In Victorian times, women would give themselves "beauty marks" using silver nitrate. A dab on a swab, and light would darken the silver nitrate. The effect would last several weeks.

But modern women have beaten you to the whacky! Here's some of the weirdest makeup trends that males have supposedly forced on women. Looks like shit to me, although I laugh too. https://blush.media/the-most-r... https://www.chaostrophic.com/t... http://www.whiskeyriff.com/201...

Re:Question

[Anonymous Coward]

Today's style is pretty much flat monocolor. many women even hid their freckles (a mortal sin).

Someone will hack this thing and use it to, first, apply freckles - as many as you want. The Trill look could be a big thing. Next, they'll use it to apply patterns. Nazca lines. Circuitry. Hell, mix in some metallic powder and they could paint actual circuit traces on their fizzogs (That's a British colloquialism for "face, btw, and probably not what you thought).

I still want to know if it washes off, or if you can use it like a 3D printer to slowly change your facial geometry and avoid the attention of security cameras.

Be more interesting to mod tech like this to break facial recognition.

Re: Question

[Anonymous Coward]

In his pants -- how will you explain that to customs at the airport?

Re:Question

[umberleigh]

Cool idea to subvert it for artistic decoration, but I'm English and I've never heard the word fizzogs in my life.

Re:Question

[Anonymous Coward]

Utter bullshit.

Re:Question

[Anonymous Coward]

Jezabel

People would take you more seriously if you could spell, soft little pink boy.

Re:Question

[Anonymous Coward]

If you actually talked with women you'd realize many of them feel naked without makeup. Makeup is really akin to clothing. We also use clothing to hide our physical defects and appear more handsome than we really are (men do that too).

Sure it would be more "honest" to go around naked. But why would one ask women to be honest, and not men? Maybe you should go naked too.

I think a more valid reason not to put makeup on one's face is that it is full of carcinoegnic chemicals. But the whole "honesty" stuff is really stupid.

Re:Question

[SpaghettiPattern]

...the male is the gaudy and more beautiful sex. In humans, it's the opposite.

I take that to be your opinion. Generally speaking, human males find human females beautiful/attractive and vice versa. Then, arguably, human male's beauty increases with age. Also, human males have manes which we tend to find see as a sign of beauty in other animals.

I assume you're male. Can it be perhaps that you aren't that busy being pretty the whole day and that hence you don't appreciate your own beauty as much?

IMHO one of the differences between humans and other species is that we are able to grow to reach a point where we find that inner beauty trumps external beauty. With age one realises that more people then one thinks are beautiful and life gets better.

Re:Question

[Anonymous Coward]

The instant you realise that we are not that special and that we ARE just animals, mmm what a day that will be.

Re:Question

[Shotgun]

Umm? No. Just no.

My wife, and my ex-wife, both would not put on make-up or dress up if we were going out for lunch or hanging around the house. "Going out with the girls" would send them into hours of preening preparation.

Trying to blame make-up on misogyny is idiotic, and truly makes me wonder if you're actually married.

Re: Question

[Ol Olsoc]

In his pants -- how will you explain that to customs at the airport?

Just happy to see you TSA agent!"

Side note - some years ago at the local disco, a fellow injured his leg somehow. He was pretty drunk, and they took him to the local hospital as a precaution. When they took his pants off to get a look at his leg, they found he had a kielbasa stuck down there. He became a legend, though not the way he wanted to.

Re:Question

[Ol Olsoc]

So the idea that makeup is something forced on women by the evil patriarchy is both silly and very demeaning to women, casting them as so weak that they can't even make up their minds.

Says the incel who thinks women are just obeying their animal natures:

I don't think you read my other posts. I'm neither incel, nor MGTOW if you planned on going there as well. Been married over 40 years.

Or maybe you don't know what the term incel means.

Re:Question

[Ol Olsoc]

The instant you realise that we are not that special and that we ARE just animals, mmm what a day that will be.

Humans are indeed animals. With all the accoutrements that come with that fact. While we are capable of some pretty impressive thoughts, there are certain part of our existence that are based on how we evolved. Our tendencies toward aggression and how we kill each other without a thought. And the size of our "clans' and how we identify the "other". Sexual attractiveness as well. There are always outliers, as well as people who rebel and deny, but what humans find attractive is largely hard-wired.

Which makes machinery like the one in the story here understandable. Occam's razor isn't always right, but the idea that many women try to look younger than their age because men find younger women more attractive is simple, and stands up to the nature of the human animal. Otherwise some weird complicated patriarchy forcing women to do this just doesn't make anywhere near as much sense. It also condemns women to a model of mental weakness, and substitutes new marching orders for the old ones.

The folks who deny this nature of the species are channelling the same thing as young earth creationists. Denial of evolution.

Re:Question

[Vitriol Angst]

The real victim in all this is the poor dude who wakes up next to that awesome young for her age GILF he met the night before and her pretty face is stuck to the pillow.

Re:Question

[Ol Olsoc]

The real victim in all this is the poor dude who wakes up next to that awesome young for her age GILF he met the night before and her pretty face is stuck to the pillow.

I was watching television the other day, and saw that women now have freaking airbrushes to paint their faces

Re:Question

[Ol Olsoc]

...the male is the gaudy and more beautiful sex. In humans, it's the opposite.

Quote>

I take that to be your opinion.

Actually, an analysis of Tinder users showed that males tended to gauge women's attractiveness on a bell curve, which would indicate a normal spread. Around 50 percent above and below the average. Women on the other hand, find 80 percent of men to be below average or unnatractive in looks. Here's the source https://medium.com/@worstonlin...

Fascinating stuff, and kind of flies in the face of the modern day dogma that men are shallow. We'll have to overlook the 80 percent below average math paradox.

Generally speaking, human males find human females beautiful/attractive and vice versa. Then, arguably, human male's beauty increases with age.

That is what is generally referred to as the wall, where women hit a point where their sexual marketplace value deteriorates quickly, but men's decline is much later.

I assume you're male. Can it be perhaps that you aren't that busy being pretty the whole day and that hence you don't appreciate your own beauty as much?

Yup, male. I've been told that I am "good looking". I fear that other than keeping in shape, my pursuits are more of the mental sort. So I sometimes come across as aloof to females. I am not a flirter. I do have an appreciation for feminine beauty, but not an appreciation for the mask-like makeup or especially the weird clown makeup many women hide behind.

And truth is, I think that much of my "attractiveness" is more related to my shape, my demeanor, and let us be frank, my money. It is not unnatural for the female of the species to look for a stable male who can provide for her I'm not referring to the more pathological "gold digger" sort, but of a more sensible outlook.

Re:Question

[phantomfive]

I do have an appreciation for feminine beauty, but not an appreciation for the mask-like makeup or especially the weird clown makeup many women hide behind.

The skill required to do that is worthy of respect, even if it's not your own personal attractiveness profile.

Re:Question

[Ol Olsoc]

I do have an appreciation for feminine beauty, but not an appreciation for the mask-like makeup or especially the weird clown makeup many women hide behind.

The skill required to do that is worthy of respect, even if it's not your own personal attractiveness profile.

I laugh respectfully?

Re:Question

[phantomfive]

Sure, but let's see you do clown makeup. That's not your skill.

Re:Question

[Ol Olsoc]

Sure, but let's see you do clown makeup. That's not your skill.

By the way, I forgot to put in my last post that I do enjoy the interesting makeup that is fun to do, and probably very enjoyable for women. https://thewondrous.com/face-a... This guy has some pretty cool stuff - and not just women.

Re:Question

[phantomfive]

Those are really cool.

Cancer? What do they have to lose?

[PKI Champion]

If the inkjet like product that is applied to the skin is found to cause cancer (and ultimately does), the product was aimed at older people! If the determination takes longer than 20 years, they may not get sued. Even if it takes less, it will be tied up in litigation for years, and the plaintiffs will all be gone. Either way, there is plenty of profit to be made off of vanity.
P.S. We already know that it has been found by the state of California to cause cancer, because California has found nearly everything on the planet causes cancer!

Re: What the fuckvertisement?!? AI airbrush ad?

[Anonymous Coward]

I think this is the most useless product I have ever heard of

No matter how they market it

[93 Escort Wagon]

We guys aren’t the target demographic.

Re:No matter how they market it

[Rufty]

I dunno. What CPU is this running? Can I reflash it? Anyone got a repo for the "Star Trek alien" firmware? (Not one of the old ones, obviously.)

Re:No matter how they market it

[Anonymous Coward]

Your demographic is Peter Thiel.

Re:No matter how they market it

[93 Escort Wagon]

Anyone got a repo for the "Star Trek alien" firmware?

I’ve got a general “Star Trek” firmware available as a beta, but you might want to hack at it a bit first before relying on it. Rght now, it keeps trying to color any shirt red.

Re:No matter how they market it

[Anonymous Coward]

Speak for yourself.

Lots of guys and girls have medical issues with their skin that use makeup to cover up red blotches and other embarrassing things.

Re:No matter how they market it

[Anonymous Coward]

Wait until they transform this to an acne treatment.

Re: No matter how they market it

[Anonymous Coward]

Irradiate the zitfaced with UV. If it doesn't work, ramp up the power on the UV.

Why all the negativity? This is quite innovative.

[psperl]

This product lets people use much less makeup while achieving a more natural look. It also helps people who don't know how to apply makeup well. I'm all for this if we see less of the painted-on face look.

Additionally, cosmetics are regularly scrutinized for containing potentially dangerous chemicals, and this product reduces the amount needed significantly.

Re: What the fuckvertisement?!? AI airbrush ad?

[Red_Forman]

It's because you have never heard of the FUFME.

Re: What the fuckvertisement?!? AI airbrush ad?

[Anonymous Coward]

You must not be a 70 year old woman... Trust me they'll be lining up to blow billions of their husbands hard earned money.

Re: What the fuckvertisement?!? AI airbrush ad?

[Anonymous Coward]

A robot will never let a human die in uncanny valley

Tangerine

[PopeRatzo]

Does it work on orange skin? Asking for a big wet friend.

Re:Why all the negativity? This is quite innovativ

[sheramil]

Does it wash off, or will it make their heads get progressively bigger over time?

Re:Cancer? What do they have to lose?

[Anonymous Coward]

I am sure bottles of water in CA have that warning too. I am surprised they dont have billboards and blimps flying around that breathing might cause cancer.

This should also be popular with morticians

[Babel-17]

And speaking of cosmetically enhanced corpses, our political class will flock to this.

Re:This should also be popular with morticians

[Shotgun]

Did you see Chancy in their American Gothic piece? I think they were beta testers.

Re: What the fuckvertisement?!? AI airbrush ad?

[sheramil]

I think this is the most useless product I have ever heard of

O rly?

http://theworstthingsforsale.com/

Injet Tech?

[Psion]

How much are refill cartridges, and can I buy third-party refill kits?

Re:Injet Tech?

[Unnamed Chickenheart]

Probably more costly than gold :)

(per weight. For even printer ink is more costly than gold, isn't it?)

Re:Injet Tech?

[Anonymous Coward]

As is revealed in the last subtitle, it runs on your serum. But it "needs relatively little". I wonder if it can suck blood while it prints.

Those got invented well over 50 years ago.

[Snotnose]

Back then we called them "beer goggles". As in, "that chick is bufugly" went to "hmm, I'll go for it" in the span of a few hours. I suspect women did the same in reverse, but as I have a dick and failed big time at the game I'm, um, shit I just said I've been a loser all my life. We'll just stop posting here. Seriously, STFU. Do not drink that drink.

For once I'm (kinda?) glad my blood pressure meds don't let me ", um, get a hard on? No, die sooner? Fukifino. Oh, question. Die or get laid pretty much depends on who might get naked with me. And if I'd want to get naked with any woman who would get naked with me.

Re:Those got invented well over 50 years ago.

[phantomfive]

but as I have a dick and failed big time at the game I'm, um, shit I just said I've been a loser all my life.

No shame in that.

Re: Cancer? What do they have to lose?

[Anonymous Coward]

It would be a very prudent warning

P&G is an advertising company. Like everything

[Anonymous Coward]

else that comes from the United States in America, they are in the business of selling lies to desperate people. And the war they fight is to get their lies into the headlines. The new device, for example, does not "aim to remove signs of aging". It aims to cover those signs, so that rich old people can get their hands on younger bodies with less effort.

It is no coincidence BBC sent a guy with pigmentation spot problems to advertise for P&G. It is no coincidence that a site of ageing "nerds" is running the news.

Of course, for money.

Re:Cancer? What do they have to lose?

[sheramil]

Because billboards and blimps cause cancer.

Re:What the fuckvertisement?!? AI airbrush ad?

[K. S. Kyosuke]

"AI airbrush ad?"

The ad's motto: "We put the 'AI' in 'airbrush'."...?

Its a paper bag!!

[Anonymous Coward]

To hide the truth

Something like COVFEFE?

[thesjaakspoiler]

No idea what acronym you'r refering to.

Re: Something like COVFEFE?

[LifesABeach]

it would be nicer if the cause was cured and not the symptoms

Re:Something like COVFEFE?

[Red_Forman]

Are people not even able to use a search engine these days?

Re: What the fuckvertisement?!? AI airbrush ad?

[ShanghaiBill]

I think this is the most useless product I have ever heard of

I agree. It does nothing for those of us that didn't look so good even when we were young.

Simposons did it!

[Gravis Zero]

Does nobody remember Homer's makeup gun?

I bet someone thinks its useful

[Roger W Moore]

I think this is the most useless product I have ever heard of

Oh, come on. You know there is at least one guy in the US who is probably already on the phone with them asking if he can get it with an orange skin tone cartridge.

Re: I bet someone thinks its useful

[Anonymous Coward]

mechael jackson?

Re:I bet someone thinks its useful

[Anonymous Coward]

drumpffff!!!!! seriously you need help. you have a derangement issue at this point. i understand teenagers on reddit and/or retirees on facebook, but if you are injecting this into everything everywhere, god help you...

Remove, huh?

[Anonymous Coward]

Covering up with makeup is not equal to removing.

The printer's cheap

[VeryFluffyBunny]

The printer itself costs only $50 but the inkjet cartridges cost $1,500 each, & contain all 3 shades; light, medium, & dark. If one shade runs out the machine refuses to print anymore until you've replace the whole cartridge. Cartridges are digitally signed & can't be refilled & used again. Would actually be cheaper to hire a professional make-up artist, plus they'd make you look a lot better.

BTW, since IT & therefore /. is predominantly male, does it have a drag-queen mode?

Re:The printer's cheap

[Anonymous Coward]

Did you read the last subtitle? It runs on serum. So it literally sucks you dry. You'll end up a mummy with perfect skin.

Does it paint your bald spot, too?

[Rick Schumann]

Am I the only one that feels embarassed for anyone who would actually use such a thing, male or female?
Have we become so vain and narcissistic that there's actually a market for a device like this?

..and you all thought people Photoshopping themselves was bad enough.

Re:Does it paint your bald spot, too?

[N1AK]

If I was you I'd be more embarrassed about being so out of touch that I don't realise people doing effectively the same thing manually has been going on for millennia and that given the value of the beauty product market it will almost certainly find users.

Re:Does it paint your bald spot, too?

[Livius]

Have we become so vain and narcissistic

Rhetorical question, right?

Re:Does it paint your bald spot, too?

[Rick Schumann]

Oh for fuck's sake do you really believe that drivel you just posted? Of course people use makeup since time immemorial, but someone making an automatic machine to do it for you? That probably costs thousands of dollars? It's pathetic if you buy one of these, especially if you're male.

Obligatory Dilbert

[ChrisMaple]

https://dilbert.com/strip/1997-11-13

Re: What the fuckvertisement?!? AI airbrush ad?

[Anonymous Coward]

Trust me they'll be lining up
a. To blow their
b. Recently deceased
c. Husband's
d. money
e. Profit!
I'm quite certain there's a motive or puzzle in there, somewhere

makeup

[HeckRuler]

Procter and Gamble Unveils New Device That.... applies makeup.

*hide* not *remove*

[solanum]

"Procter and Gamble Unveils New Device That Aims To Hide Signs of Ageing"

There, fixed that for yer.

Signs

[dohzer]

Why stop at the signs? Why not simply stop the aging all together?

Anti-Aging Chemicals?

[NicknameUnavailable]

She said the ink only prints to blemishes and contains "anti-aging chemicals" so "they should start to fade over time with use of the device." If they have fucking "anti-aging chemicals" why bother with the printer? Are they just calling cell-killing chemicals "anti-aging" and taking advantage of the fact the ink only prints over blemishes while healthy cells can fill in when they die?

It's been around a while. It's called DEATH!

[Anonymous Coward]

And you will come to meet it sooner than you believe! REPENT! REPENT! REPENT! Set yourself free. Go ahead. Vote Republican again! You're already going to hell no matter what, now!

Remove signs of aging, hmm?

[mark-t]

Cant it give you back the metabolism and energy you had when you were in your 20's or 30's?

Because otherwise, it's just another makeup scam... making people think that just by very superficially *looking* younger, you could somehow supposedly feel any younger than you actually are, or enjoy the kind of life you had when you were younger.

Because that is what would be important in the fight against aging... not purely exterior shit like age spots or what have you.

I want more life, fucker!

[Anonymous Coward]

Not just looking prettier.

packing machine

[Anonymous Coward]

Jumbo bag filling machine
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The REAL signs of aging

[petes_PoV]

The only signs of aging that matter are the decline in physical and mental abilities. If P&G have got a device that can restore muscle mass, sexual stamina, memory and .... I've forgotten what else, then I'm in.

If it is merely a bit of robot-applied slap then forget it.

Re:The REAL signs of aging

[tehcyder]

The only signs of aging that matter are the decline in physical and mental abilities. If P&G have got a device that can restore muscle mass, sexual stamina, memory and .... I've forgotten what else, then I'm in.

If it is merely a bit of robot-applied slap then forget it.

It's hilarious how angry people here seem to be that this isn't some sort of immortality treatment.

Re:The REAL signs of aging

[Shotgun]

The goal is to convince someone of the opposite that you have sexual stamina, not to actually improve it.

Re: What the fuckvertisement?!? AI airbrush ad?

[coastwalker]

Whatever the merits of the makeup device it has to be said that the catalogue of dodgy products you linked to was the most amusing thing I have seen for ages. Thanks!

Good idea

[DrXym]

Got to admit this is an interesting idea, but it's not doing anything more than lightly applying some colouring to cover a blemish. Something you could do with the tip of a finger and some pan-stick.

I also expect when these things appear on the market, that the cost of the device and/or the filler will be eye watering. And that when self applied by a person, or in natural light looks less convincing than it might on video.

Peopleshop

[Applehu Akbar]

So this new product will incorporate tools from the photographic version like Spot Healing Brush and global color shifting (use the White Balance eyedropper to get rid of that sallow complexion!) But will the Ex-Wife Removal Tool, or Content-Aware Fill as Photoshop calls it, be included?

Re: What the fuckvertisement?!? AI airbrush ad?

[Anonymous Coward]

Of course, for the likes of you: no amount of technology can negate fuglyness.

How about something ADD signs of aging?

[Anonymous Coward]

I look young enough to actually cause me problems in life. I'm 50 years old but have looked like a teenager most of my life. Only recently I've started inching up in to the 20's as far as looks. You wouldn't think that's a problem but it is. When people don't treat you your age then it causes quite a lot of annoying issues.

Now if I was female it would be a different story altogether. Young females can get anything they want. Young males however get pushed down to the lower ranks.

Makeup is a costume

[sjbe]

My wife wears a relative minimum of makeup, mostly a little eyeshadow and mascara. Point is, it was never a surprise to see what she looks like in the morning.

Similar here except that my wife wears no makeup at all most of the time. She has little time and no real interest in painting her face for vanity and she's allergic and/or sensitive to a lot of that stuff anyway. I think she's beautiful with or without makeup so she doesn't have to wear it on my account. If I don't find her attractive in her natural state, no amount of makeup is really going to fix that.

But I'd be interested in what men's reaction was the first time they saw their wife or girlfriend without makeup.

If someone is surprised what their lady looks like without makeup then they are involved with a very vain and/or very insecure person. Maybe things are different where you live but most of the women I interact with regularly wear little to no makeup as a routine matter and I've seen all of them without frequently. Why would you want to be involved with someone that concerned with hiding their actual appearance the majority of the time? I like a pretty face as much as the next person but if you aren't reasonably attractive to begin with, no amount of face paint is going to fool anyone. If someone can actually tell that someone is wearing makeup then it is either badly applied and/or excessive - usually both in my experience. It's like guys wearing a hair piece to hide balding and then thinking nobody can tell.

In my case it was actually more of surprise to me the first I saw my wife IN makeup.

She does have one friend who's husband has never seen her without. She puts it on in the morning, sleeps in it, then washes her face and goes through it again.

Wow. That person seems severely insecure and very likely her husband is contributing to the problem either intentionally or unintentionally. Nothing wrong with wearing makeup just like there is nothing wrong with dressing up nicely. Appearances do matter and taking the time to show that you care about your appearance is reasonable. There comes a point however when it tips from concern over appearance into insecurity and/or vanity. This person seems to have left that line pretty far behind them.

Re:Makeup is a costume

[Ol Olsoc]

My wife wears a relative minimum of makeup, mostly a little eyeshadow and mascara. Point is, it was never a surprise to see what she looks like in the morning.

Similar here except that my wife wears no makeup at all most of the time. She has little time and no real interest in painting her face for vanity and she's allergic and/or sensitive to a lot of that stuff anyway. I think she's beautiful with or without makeup so she doesn't have to wear it on my account. If I don't find her attractive in her natural state, no amount of makeup is really going to fix that.

Speaking of no makeup - here is Taylor Swift without it: https://i0.wp.com/youmeandtren....

We dont need this crap

[Anonymous Coward]

We need to accept we get old... not try to cover it up and try to look like those photoshops ads we see everywhere.

5th Element

[Anonymous Coward]

Reminds me of those goggles that applied the eye makeup to LeLu's face.

Actually a pretty cool application of the technology. Not for me, but targeted pinpoint coverup is something that I can see a lot of folks wanting. My wife covers up an age spot every morning because it bothers her. I could care less, its her thing. This would do the job easily and with less stuff applied to the face. I see it as a good thing.

More complicated

[sjbe]

Cool story bro. Why do you think that women are so weak that some evil patriarchy forces them to wear makeup?

Women aren't forced to wear makeup but the certainly are influence and coerced into it by a variety of means. Many of the influences actually have little to do with men directly. Women's magazines are a common example. Women influence other women as much or more than men do on the issue. There is nothing wrong with wearing SOME makeup just like there is nothing wrong with dressing nicely.

Women through the ages have enjoyed decorating themselves.

You think that is somehow independent of the influence of men or society? Sure many (not all) do enjoy it and there is nothing wrong with that but let's not pretend that social pressure doesn't play any role here. Men decorate themselves too, just in different ways. There have been times and places where men were expected to wear makeup thanks to social pressures. You think all those teenage boys wearing Axe body spray are doing that for any reason other than self decoration?

Makeup, which is not good or bad within itself, is another form of decorating.

Of course it is. Just like clothes or jewelry. It's in essence part of a costume which people wear in their daily lives. And there is nothing wrong with doing that - to a point. But just like most things it can be taken too far or done for the wrong reasons. Nothing wrong with taking some care to look good. Appearances do matter whether we like it or not. But there comes a point where it goes beyond reasonable care for one's appearance and into vanity and/or insecurity. If nobody has seen you in public without makeup and it's not your actual paying job (like a model) then that is a problem.

So the idea that makeup is something forced on women by the evil patriarchy is both silly and very demeaning to women, casting them as so weak that they can't even make up their minds.

Strawman. I don't think very many people think that at all. Few would argue that appearance doesn't matter or that makeup is bad as a general proposition. It's a more complicated issue than that. Mostly it isn't really a problem but like anything it sometimes becomes one. Women unquestionably are subjected to unreasonable expectations regarding their appearance and excessive use of makeup is often a symptom of this broader underlying problem. No/some makeup is fine. Lots of makeup and/or excessively routine use should raise some eyebrows.

I know many men, and the ones I have talked about women's makeup do not like it at all - they consider it dishonest, and some like myself, simply love freckles - covering them up is unforgivable.

If they think SOME makeup is dishonest then ask them if they are willing to go on their next date dressed in dirty wrinkled clothes and smelly because that is basically the same argument. Social conventions matter and makeup is one of them. It's just about intent and degree. Few reasonable men mind a sensible amount of makeup and enhancing one's appearance is far from dishonest. Like most things it isn't a problem until it is taken to excess or done for the wrong reasons.

For the record I agree on freckles. I find them adorable too.

Re:More complicated

[Ol Olsoc]

Cool story bro. Why do you think that women are so weak that some evil patriarchy forces them to wear makeup?

Women aren't forced to wear makeup but the certainly are influence and coerced into it by a variety of means. Many of the influences actually have little to do with men directly. Women's magazines are a common example. Women influence other women as much or more than men do on the issue. There is nothing wrong with wearing SOME makeup just like there is nothing wrong with dressing nicely.

Of course not. Way back in the beginning of this gawd forsaken thread, I noted that my wife wears a little eye shadow and mascara. But she doesn't make a mask for herself.

Women through the ages have enjoyed decorating themselves.

You think that is somehow independent of the influence of men or society? Sure many (not all) do enjoy it and there is nothing wrong with that but let's not pretend that social pressure doesn't play any role here.

Who's pretending? Most of this social pressure is not coming from men however. Other than when funning around, the major purpose of normal makeup is to make a woman look younger. There is a subset of women who wear makeup in ways that are not attractive to most men - but that is another form of a mask.

But why would a woman want to look younger than she is? Oh - because men find younger looking women more attractive, of course.

But let's ask these men if they are attracted to a woman who is young, or one who is purposefully presenting deception about her age.

There are differences between wanting to look nice, and intentional deceit - which eventually ends up with the "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane" look.

Men decorate themselves too, just in different ways. There have been times and places where men were expected to wear makeup thanks to social pressures. You think all those teenage boys wearing Axe body spray are doing that for any reason other than self decoration?

I wear deodorant - does that fit within your definition of "decoration"? I do it so I don't offend. It's also why I take daily showers. Is removing dirt and sweat therefore decorating?

So the idea that makeup is something forced on women by the evil patriarchy is both silly and very demeaning to women, casting them as so weak that they can't even make up their minds.

Strawman. I don't think very many people think that at all.

Hold on - I was responding to a very specific writing where a poster wrote:

"The creation of this "expectation" that women will always wear makeup in public - it's an astonishing triumph of a vile and misogynistic industry. It's a global multi-billion-dollar business that should be attracting worldwide protests, boycotts and pickets. And yet - women not only accept it, they all but enforce it on each other."

Read the thread sjbe - has it become a strawman to respond to a very specific accusation in context with that accusation, and you can jump in and accuse me of a fallacy? I don't care about the exact numbers - but a response to someone's posting indicating that they thought exactly that. What the hell?

Re:More complicated

[Vitriol Angst]

As a dude I can concur that I am along for the ride. I have not influenced one woman to wear makeup. I have not told anyone they were fat unless they asked.

I personally wash my hands of this nonsense that I'm somehow responsible for people feeling shamed about their body.

I'm in marketing though, so I'm probably guilty on a professional level.

Re: What the fuckvertisement?!? AI airbrush ad?

[Anonymous Coward]

... if a human looks like a robot, which is the purpose of this appliance.

Just paint..

[Anonymous Coward]

your husband's glasses black.

Wasn't there a makeup machine in fifth element?

[Anonymous Coward]

That scanned your face and applied makeup. Isn't that some kind of prior art?

Misleading

[QuietLagoon]

It does not remove age spots, it hids them with makeup. And why is this advertisement on /.?

Re: What the fuckvertisement?!? AI airbrush ad?

[Anonymous Coward]

Well this is probably only needed when you go to interview for a new job and don't want to be discriminated against due to age signals.

Beards?

[TJHook3r]

As a hip and trendy middle-aged metrosexual male, I have to ask whether this will cope with my beard? And can gingers expect their freckles to be airbrushed out? Only joking, the concept sounds awesome but I have trouble brushing my teeth in the morning, let alone spending valuable time to look like a gameshow host!

Should be titled âoecoverâ signs

[Anonymous Coward]

Removal requires belt sander.

Re:What the fuckvertisement?!? AI airbrush ad?

[Anonymous Coward]

If you can't make a robot cross uncanny valley - cross it yourself.

We'll meet them in the middle!

Multipass

[RogueWarrior65]

Come on, people. This is funny.

The Fifth Element

[Anonymous Coward]

Really? 128 comments and no one has brought up the prior art from The 5th Element? And here I thought /. was full of nerds.... SMH

Re:The Fifth Element

[mcswell]

Nor the prior art from The Arrival: https://www.youtube.com/watch?... @2:40 and again @6:35

Half Trillion Dollar Market - clearly useless

[Koreantoast]

I think this is the most useless product I have ever heard of

This is a product that could potentially impact or even disrupt a $532B international cosmetics market with an estimated five year CAGR of 7.14% a year by creating a product that could dramatically reduce the amount of makeup needed and dramatically improve the effectiveness of its application. Clearly useless. :P

The profiter

[philmarcracken]

Can I flip this into reverse and sell 'age up' wipes to teens wanting to buy alcohol?

Re: What the fuckvertisement?!? AI airbrush ad?

[Anonymous Coward]

I was so sad when this page disappeared off the internet...

Re: What the fuckvertisement?!? AI airbrush ad?

[Anonymous Coward]

http://www.easylife.org/fufme/

Re: What the fuckvertisement?!? AI airbrush ad?

[mcswell]

You could try vanishing cream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

NOT REMOVE, BUT JUST COVER...

[Anonymous Coward]

Initial statement is allegedly made wrong.

Does this work on scrotums?

[couchslug]

Asking for a friend.