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Norwich's Fortnite Live Festival Was a Complete Disaster (eurogamer.net)

An anonymous reader shares a report: A festival designed to recreate Fortnite on the outskirts of Norwich has, somewhat predictably, not lived up to expectations. Event organisers flogged 2500 tickets to kids and parents. Entry cost upwards of $15 and unlimited access wristbands a further $26. In return, families got what amounted to a few fairground attractions. Photos from the event show a climbing wall for three people, archery for four people, and four go-karts. An attraction dubbed a "cave experience" was a lorry trailer with tarpaulin over it. An indoors area where you could play actual Fortnite was probably the best thing there -- although it cost money to access and you had to queue to do so. So much for free-to-play. And all of that was if you could actually get into the event to start with. Hundreds of people were left queuing for hours due to staff shortages.

46 comments

  1. Epic Fail by Nidi62 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Not only did the festival fail, but it would appear that the organizers had no affiliation with Epic, and (as hinted by the article) no permission to use the Fortnite branding. They've set themselves up for a nice lawsuit, either from attendees or Epic itself.

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    1. Re:Epic Fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Of course it failed! Those dummies hired creimer as a fortnite expert to organize the event without checking his references first.

    2. Re:Epic Fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wtf is a creimer

    3. Re:Epic Fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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      Here is a google search link if you are experiencing problems:

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    4. Re:Epic Fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      The short version is that creimer left Slashdot after 20 years and made 100+ videos on YouTube in 2018. Meanwhile, his trolls can't believe that he actually left Slashdot so they post random comments about having butt sex with creimer and harass users whom they think might be creimer. If any AC responds to their comments, they assume it is creimer. This type of circular logic is neverending.

    5. Re:Epic Fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He is everywhere.

      If someone had read Slashdot for 20 years, I would expect to find them on the Internet.

    6. Re:Epic Fail by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      They've set themselves up for a nice lawsuit, either from attendees or Epic itself.

      Class action by attendees for not delivering whatever was promised, trademark violation by Epic for damage to the value of their brand through misuse of trademark. It's not either-or, it's both. They get all the lawsuits.

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    7. Re:Epic Fail by mobby_6kl · · Score: 2

      They got sued already, Epic isn't fucking around with their cash cow.

    8. Re:Epic Fail by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      We don't really have class action suites in the UK, but there might be enforcement action by our consumer rights organisations.

    9. Re:Epic Fail by sheramil · · Score: 1

      Tell me that they at least had a spider-baby.

    10. Re:Epic Fail by arglebargle_xiv · · Score: 1

      I didn't know the Fyre guys had moved to the UK...

    11. Re:Epic Fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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      Blah blah blah incels blah blah blah trump blah blah blah SJWs blah blah blah creimer blah blah blah mah dick blah blah blah faggot blah blah blah feminazis...

      Sad. Pathetic. *Boring*.

    12. Re:Epic Fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vyvyan Bastard? Is that really you?

  2. This always happens at Christmas by xack · · Score: 2

    Every year at Christmas you hear of a "winter blunderland" go wrong. The only thing different this time is that a game is involved.

  3. Should have signed up for the "Purge" by mykepredko · · Score: 2

    Sounds like fun limited only by your imagination. Just saying.

  4. (IMHO) Fortnite has one purpose for existing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    IMHO, Fortnite and Apex Legends have one sole purpose for existing.

    They keep the crappy gamers occupied there, ensuring that in every other online game, the people you interact with are a lot better quality. Every multiplayer game I've played since FN came out has had far better people and far less whining than before.

    Let them chase after the tomato-head or whatever is the latest in the game. While they do that, they are not infesting other games.

    1. Re:(IMHO) Fortnite has one purpose for existing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1 insightful!

      Our renowned IT clerk from San Jose who spuposedely works in Palo Alto is busy with FN and this is a good thing.

    2. Re:(IMHO) Fortnite has one purpose for existing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're full of it, because you're one of the pissy little whining brats that you're complaining about. What a hypocrite.

    3. Re:(IMHO) Fortnite has one purpose for existing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, go play PUBG and experience the joy of finding out where you're being shot from, as the shots continue to land even after you've taken cover. Or, hell, just watch how on the deathcam the person's target follows where your character is, even though you're not visible on the screen. Then watch as you are immediately killed when you come into frame, because that person somehow knows where you are already. Fortnite exists because PUBG is an awesome concept, but the company that makes it is incompetent.

  5. gen Z don't know about Lord of the Flies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's like a sad Fyre festival for prepubescent nerds^W gamers.

  6. Born every minute... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like an Epic Win for an 'independent' business to take cash from suckers' pockets.

    They win the moment the tickets are sold...

    1. Re:Born every minute... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This. Anyone who think's other ways is a nanny-state communist. If this affected me I would put on my big-boy pants and deal with it my self by taking one of the 273 guns I have in my house and shooting some one of course, it's in teh EUK so you can't because fuedalism.
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  7. Hmmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Weens, sucking on weens,
    sucking on weens,
    sucking on the red pipe dreams.

  8. Dashcon 2.0 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did they at least have a ball pit?

  9. Re:Norwich, CT? by Fly+Swatter · · Score: 2

    Cmon, you could have looked almost all of this up in the time it took to post. But for the unworldly types, a lorry is known as a tractor trailer or semi truck in the US.

    A queue is a line - they had to wait in line, from this I have determined that english isn't your native language.

    As for Norwich, well the article is down (slashdotted, haha?) But once again a search gives the event details: Royal Norfolk Showground Arena - Norwich - United Kingdom

  10. Re: Norwich, CT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes and the editor could have taken 5 minutes to do some informational editing this saving all the readers from wasting time. But its msmash.

  11. Were any rappers involved? by bobstreo · · Score: 2

    Because Fortnite Fyre Festival kinda rolls off the tongue.

    At least it only cost $15-25 and people weren't trapped there without food or water...

    1. Re:Were any rappers involved? by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      At least it only cost $15-25 and people weren't trapped there without food...

      Well, they are still in England....

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  12. Once more unto the ripoff... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well I am shocked! I am literally shocked! Some organisation tried to cash on a trendy youth activity and screwed it up badly leading to lots of very annoyed people demanding their money back. Well I'm surprised this has never happened before...oh wait!

    1. Re:Once more unto the ripoff... by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 1

      Look up "Harry Potter Festivals" if you want to see similar bait-and-switch in the USA.

    2. Re:Once more unto the ripoff... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Harry Potter is garbage. Those little bitches deserved what they got.

    3. Re:Once more unto the ripoff... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're still butt-hurt about being turned down by Hogwarts.

  13. Re:Norwich, CT? by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

    Perhaps it was confusing because it's difficult to imagine a UK event receiving payment in dollars.

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    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  15. Sounds like Fyre Festival but for Kids by thereddaikon · · Score: 1

    Lets see, bunch of people standing around in lines. Promised attractions were either half-assed or non existent. And we have the high likelihood of lawsuits for both fraud and copyright infringement. Yup its Fyre Festival kids edition. Its on an appropriately smaller scale because kids can't afford to drop several grand on flying out to a tropical island. The have to settle for their parents driving them to a field.

  16. Re:Norwich, CT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You don't know what a queue is? The article is in fucking English. Dumbass detected.

  17. The economics don't stack up by maroberts · · Score: 1

    If you have 2500 people paying £15 you are only going to get just short of £40k in revenue, which means you can't spend a huge amount on the entertainment, especially if you've included staffing costs.

    To provide a decent experience and to provide the revenue to pay for it, you either need to dramatically increase the entry fee, or get a lot more people coming or some combination of both.

    Also Norwich is one of those cities in the middle of nowhere (in UK terms anyway), Unless you live close to it, you're unlikely to travel there.

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    1. Re:The economics don't stack up by thevirtualcat · · Score: 1

      I saw "2500 people times £12" and cringed.

      "500 times $50" is doable, depending on your venue. (A hotel will give you a break on programming space if you can fill rooms.) But it's still pretty shoestring. But I can't imagine that being anywhere near enough to hold an outdoor event with minimal existing infrastructure, let alone doing doing it for five times as many people with only 66% more budget.

  18. Re: How are we going to turn this into by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh look a white person!

  19. Realistic though by slashmydots · · Score: 1

    I bet the entire event had nonstop 12 year olds talking shit with audio chat in person though. That's real.

  20. World's most boring game ever candidate. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fortnite festivals will fail because the game's demographic is young kids and seriously thick monotonous adults who want to play boring games and who have bugger all spending power.