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Cringely Pans Self-Driving Car Hype, Says They're Years Away (cringely.com)

In what may be his final year of technology predictions, columnist Robert X. Cringely argues "I can't say that we're going to see anything beyond more beta tests of self-driving cars in 2019... We simply aren't ready and probably won't be for years to come...."

"The problem isn't with the self-driving cars, it's with the cars that aren't self-driving, cars that are driven by idiots like me." It will eventually happen. Once half the fleet has been replaced with cars that could be self-drivers if we allowed them to be, then there will be a huge financial incentive to get the other half off the street. This will be especially the case if climate change is still accelerating. I'm guessing that most cars from 2020-on could be self-driving with only a software upgrade, which is why Elon Musk is predicting Tesla will have full autonomy by the end of 2019. But notice that Elon isn't predicting Tesla will be allowed to have its cars drive themselves everywhere...

So why is the world talking so much about self-driving cars and full autonomy? Some of it is Tesla hype, some of it is marketing as the car companies try to get us to buy cars that will eventually be self-driving, but probably not until their second owners. And the other reason why we're talking so much about self-driving cars is because Uber is planning to go public later this year...an IPO that will go smoother if the driving public thinks autonomous cars are something that we'll be seeing soon. Uber has a labor problem. If it can spin a story that surly and expensive human drivers are soon to be replaced with electrons, that will be very reassuring to Wall Street. But as I explained, it also isn't true.

The world isn't yet ready -- something Uber and Tesla and all the others will suddenly admit in about a year (post-IPO).

Cringely also argues that the problem isn't just the "millions of drivers who are still controlling their vehicles the old fashion way, which is often in a barely competent fashion..."

"We keep our cars longer because they don't rust and we can't afford to replace them so often. The result is that while we could expect a complete turnover in car technology every decade, now it takes closer to two decades."

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  1. Life is chaotic by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And deterministic systems don't handle chaos very well. Even if all the cars are automated, you have people, dogs, deer running into the street. You have blowout tires. You have road damage, debris, snow. Given that understanding a left-hand exit is problematic today, how does it handle a deer dashing on to the road? Or snow covering all lane markings - and heavy enough to block GPS signals?

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    1. Re:Life is chaotic by slack_justyb · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I shudder to think how many people are going to have to die in utter terror before everyone else understands this

      The thing to remember isn't that the goal is zero deaths. The goal is less than what we currently have deaths. You will never have a zero death anything on "open" anything, full stop. So the number of people who die in fully automated cars is always going to be a non-zero number, thinking that it will ever be anything other than that is just not accepting reality. However, in a fully automated environment, we will have a number of deaths that is less than the non-automated environment.

    2. Re:Life is chaotic by Pentium100 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The problem is that if the automated system can cause a crash, it will look bad. Just look at Boeing and MCAS - we do not know how many crashes it prevented (probably a few, since the plane could not be certified without it), but we know about the crashes it caused.

      Every time a self-driving car crashes in a way that only a drunk human driver could (say, empty road, drive straight into the lane divider) it makes it look really bad because people can think "I don't drive drunk, but it looks like the AI could, I want my manual car back".

      Since we trust software so much, why not have voting over the internet first? I am sure it will be secure and in no way vulnerable to hacking, since humans can write software so well.

    3. Re:Life is chaotic by slack_justyb · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Just look at Boeing and MCAS

      That said, fact remains that Boeing makes planes that fly millions of miles without a crash. I thought here on Slashdot we were trying to rise above the media hype?

      because people can think "I don't drive drunk, but it looks like the AI could, I want my manual car back"

      Yeah and people think that vaccines are bad. There's always going to be that group of people who look at one event and use that as evidence that something is bad in spite of the volumes of evidence otherwise. Who knew we lived in such a world?!

      Since we trust software so much

      Software not so much, but there is a profit motive to ensure that say an automated Semi deliver it's load correctly. Online voting might hurt the public at large if hacked, but wouldn't exactly hurt any particular companies' bottom line, heck look at Equifax hack as an example of that. I trust that the profit motive in getting automated vehicles right is vastly higher than getting an online voting system right.

    4. Re: Life is chaotic by fluffernutter · · Score: 2

      How many of your "capitalist" markets are still running because they have socialist regulations? House market, for example?

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  2. As an occasional away drinker by rmdingler · · Score: 2

    What does it add to the mix if we consider the vast number of intoxicated drivers removed from the roadway if autonomous vehicles become ubiquitous?

    I am reluctant to drink much when out at social gatherings because I feel the need to remain coherent enough to pass a random LEO roadside interview when called upon to do so. I would certainly consume an additional adult beverage or two if the task of driving home safely was out of my hands. Perhaps we could we get the powerful alcohol lobby behind the implementation of inhuman vehicle piloting.

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    1. Re:As an occasional away drinker by Firethorn · · Score: 2

      it already has been. It's called Uber and Lyft and there are 0 excuses to drive buzzed let alone drunk when all it takes is a few taps and 7 or 8 bucks to get home safely without putting a ton of other peeps on the roads at risk.

      I remember reading some studies on this, and the reduced cost of Uber/Lyft has indeed dropped drunk driving. However, rm does have a point. Taxis have been available for centuries, starting with horse and even human drawn carriages. Let somebody else get sweaty hauling you to your location. The question is cost and convenience. A ride-share ride is a bit more than $8 for me, and in some ways even $8 is pricy when you realize that I need to spend it twice - getting home is one leg, of course, but either I need to ride-share to the bar as well, or rideshare back the next day. With a self-driving car, we'd get rid of the need for TWO alternatively driven trips, not just one. So you're saving closer to $20.

      In addition, with a self-driving car, presumably he doesn't have to remember to call them, even in a drunk state.

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  3. Second owners, Right! by oldgraybeard · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "buy cars that will eventually be self-driving, but probably not until their second owners."

    In the future most cars won't have second owners. They will just be tech trash after their initial owner.The tech will be obsolete, no parts available to fix, no right to repair even if one can and want to.

    Convenient transportation will just become one of those things only the elites that can afford to have. Everyone else will be required to live with sub standard/inconvenient public/private transportation providers

    But I am not worried. I am 63 and I might see a full scale deployment, Maybe!
    And I am a target audience, but one thing I know, it will be more expensive and much less convenient than having your own vehicle. And it will not happen in the next 5 years, except maybe small test runs in a few urban areas.

    Just my 2 cents ;)

    1. Re:Second owners, Right! by Jeremi · · Score: 3, Interesting

      In the future most cars won't have second owners.

      In the future, most cars won't have first owners (unless you count the automated-fleet service's assets department). Most cars will spend their entire services-lives operating as driverless taxis. As for how long they will last before becoming unusable, it will probably be quite a long time, assuming their battery-packs can be economically replaced. Competition will see to that; nobody running a driverless-taxi fleet is going to put up with cars that don't yield a good return on their investment.

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  4. Retrofit by Gavagai80 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    My car is 21 years old, still under 100K miles and runs great. There are a lot of older cars out there. The rich tend to forget that most people aren't on 3 year leases.

    The only way I can see every car on the road being self-driving before 2050 is if the tech to retrofit an existing car with self-driving features gets so cheap that it can be subsidized for the poor. If it costs say $500, then some equivalent of the cash for clunkers program could pay people to go self-driving. If we can't cheaply retrofit existing vehicles, then we're going to have to wait at least 30 years.

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    1. Re:Retrofit by Firethorn · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Average miles driven per year is ~13k in the USA, so if your car is under 100k, you're driving around a third of average. Even a '90s era car could expect to do 100k miles without major issues, so "runs great" is assumed as long as it wasn't exposed to excessive environmental problems.

      That said, you are correct. It will take a "long" time for the shift. I tend to rate it in milestones. We're currently at "testing on public roads". Some other milestones:
      First self-driving commercial vehicles available for sale/lease - taxis, delivery, intra-company transfers, areas where a certain amount of limitations are acceptable, and more attention can be made for specialized maintenance requirements. Looking cool matters less than practical.
      Next, self-driving car available for public sale to private individuals/parties.
      Self driving cars become dominant, IE over 50% of sales
      Self driving cars become exclusive - only special duty vehicles aren't self driving.
      Note, these milestones are basically at the dealer - it isn't what is actually on the road.
      so you realize that the average age of cars on the road today are 11.7 years, so if half of new cars sold are self driving, that doesn't mean that half of the cars on the road are. Maybe 5% are.

      So, if each milestone takes only 5 years(them moving to dominate could happen very quickly, but we're lagging on the introduction itself), that's 20 years before virtually all cars sold are self-driving. Then, another 20 years to get most of the remaining human driven cars off the road. Time for virtually all cars on the road, short of the occasional dude taking his Model-T out for a spin? 40+ years.

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  5. Only true for level 5 autonomy. by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 4, Informative

    It's important that distinctions be made when referring to self-driving cars. There are five levels of autonomy and I can only say that this claim that it's "years away" only applies to level five because Waymo has already demonstrated a level four autonomous vehicle.

    • Level 3 - "In the right conditions, the car can manage most aspects of driving, including monitoring the environment. The system prompts the driver to intervene when it encounters a scenario it can’t navigate." <-- Tesla is here
    • Level 4 - "The car can operate without human input or oversight but only under select conditions defined by factors such as road type or geographic area." <-- Waymo is here
    • Level 5 - "The driverless car can operate on any road and in any conditions a human driver could negotiate." - the absolute highest of bars

    While it may or may not be true that level five autonomy is still be years off, that doesn't negate the fact that we have level three already deployed and level four in development.

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    1. Re:Only true for level 5 autonomy. by 110010001000 · · Score: 2

      You can train your NN with as much data as you want and you will never achieve autonomous driving. That is what Tesla-nuts don't understand: NN work NOTHING like the human brain does. NOTHING. The fact that they are even called neural nets is a scam.

  6. self-driving, self-landing, bah-humbug! by DanDD · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Cringly is a familiar old idiot.

    Watson & Crick predicted it was going to take 30 years to sequence the human genome. Venter did it in a fraction of that time, because he thought outside the box.

    Just a few years ago I had the pleasure of being surrounded by crusty old defense contractor types who prattled on about how Elon Musk and his stupid little rockets were literally nothing but a flash-in-the -pan publicity stunt. They insisted that self-landing re-usable rockets were not feasible or we'd already be doing it....

    Same argument here. Self driving cars are stupid, they don't work well enough, they'll get people killed, they are years away from being practical, Tesla sucks, blah blah blah.

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    1. Re:self-driving, self-landing, bah-humbug! by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 3

      On the other hand, we've been only 5-10 years away from a practical fusion reactor for - what - 50 years now?

      Your examples don't remotely prove that Cringely is wrong. They only demonstrate that sometimes even an expert's predictions on a subject they know well can still be blazingly wrong... and Cringely is no expert by any stretch of the imagination. But you can't say "Mr. A was wrong about topic B, so Mr. C is also wrong about topic D".

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  7. What does ... by PPH · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ... self driving have to do with climate change? And what will this "huge financial incentive" be for me to go with either the self driving option or the low carbon one?

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  8. Level 5 for full deployment, 4 for limited by Firethorn · · Score: 2

    I'd argue that a "strong" level 4, something that can handle something like 90% of the tasks a human driver would be expected to be able to handle, but 99%+ of daily tasks, would still be useful for taxi and similar services. It's more for personal owners that you need full capability. Even a city is an artificial construct, and could handle some modification to better suit self driving cars.

    For professional services, if the taxi runs into a problem it can't handle, there could be a central office with trained drivers to get the car out of any sticky situations.

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  9. Three seperate issues that Cringely combines into by gurps_npc · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Those three are: 1) Legal Liability. 2) Fear of the new, and 3) AI not correctly predicting human stupidity.

    Issue 1 is a political lobby away from being removed. Some company, like Tesla, develops the technology and pays a political lobby to get Congress to allow the company to self insure all the vehicles they sell - either in the new market or the 2nd hand market - if Tesla sells the used car. Boom, that issue vanishes.

    Issue 2 is irrelevant. The first AI vehicles will be commercial vehicles, not cars. Long Haul trucking, Garbage Trucks, Public Buses, will be the innovators. Their companies will all pay attention to long term cost - including the cost to hire drivers, and ignore the human fear. Or they will be beaten in the market by companies that do.

    Issue 3 is the only problem without an obvious solution, but technology is ALREADY better than a human in almost everything except this issue. The benefits of slower driving and fewer stupid human first hand drivers already outweigh the lessened ability to predict what a stupid human in the other car will do.

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  10. It will happen in Scandnavia first by retroworks · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Or some large Western Chinese city, or Japan maybe. What Cringely doesn't appear to consider is that the USA will not be the market that does it first. It used to be that you couldn't introduce a new scheme unless USA the "world's biggest market" adapts first. That's kinda 1990s. He's not using metric.

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    1. Re:It will happen in Scandnavia first by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 2

      The rest of the world relies on America to develop the technology and pay for the development. Then they complain it's not good enough or they hate American cultural contamination. It's the no-win situation. The only winning move is not to play.

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  11. Sam Vines boot theory by Firethorn · · Score: 4, Interesting

    You also have the Sam Vines boot theory. A good set of boots that will last you for life might cost as much as 5 sets of boots that each last a year, especially if you take care of them, but it's the rich people who will buy the good boots, while the poor stay in the hole buying a new pair of boots every year or less, despite it costing more over the long run.

    It's expensive to be poor.

    In this case there's a good chance that Gava bought a good car, though I'd argue his car is lasting mostly because he doesn't drive it much. Less than 100k miles on a car that old is extremely low mileage, less than 5k/year, when the average is 12-15k.

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    1. Re:Sam Vines boot theory by Gavagai80 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Cars are the absolute reverse of Sam Vines boot theory. The more you pay for a car, the more it's going to cost you every year to maintain it. If you buy a cheap car you tend to find it's cheap to maintain -- because it doesn't have all the fancy parts like power windows or self-driving to break, and because parts are easier and cheaper to find. Manual transmissions are the cheapest of all to buy and maintain, of course.

      Personally, knowing I drove about 5K mi/yr, I spent $4000 on 10 year old (at the time) Ford Escort that had 45K miles on it with the knowledge that it should last me 10-20 more years. Your ideal option may vary.

      Most things don't obey boot theory. Cheap stuff can actually last ages, if you take care of it. Cheap PCs can last decades, a cheap flip phone can last decades. Even cheap boots can probably be repaired to last quite a while -- I've made $10 walmart shoes last quite a few years with shoe goo.

      The way in which being poor is expensive is almost entirely debt. If you're low income but have savings (like me), you're okay -- if you're higher income without savings, your money is going to burn from the loans you take out.

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    2. Re:Sam Vines boot theory by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 2

      Personally, knowing I drove about 5K mi/yr, I spent $4000 on 10 year old (at the time) Ford Escort that had 45K miles on it with the knowledge that it should last me 10-20 more years. Your ideal option may vary.

      I can't quite put my finger on why, but - I really like this guy.

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    3. Re:Sam Vines boot theory by serviscope_minor · · Score: 2

      Most things don't obey boot theory. Cheap stuff can actually last ages, if you take care of it. Cheap PCs can last decades, a cheap flip phone can last decades. Even cheap boots can probably be repaired to last quite a while -- I've made $10 walmart shoes last quite a few years with shoe goo.

      Some cheap stuff lasts for ages, deending on how you treat it. Some cheap stuff is utter junk.

      Cheap scredrivers, for example. Not only do they get the ends mushed up quickly, they also mush up the screws too making your life much harder. Not worth the money. Likewise cheap cordless tools.

      I find cheap shoes fall apart. I spend good money on my current pair and they've so far lasted through sole replacements and additional heel replacements. The upper is still in really good nick and they're still waterproof, but I walk a lot.

      Cheap utilities can, but the running costs are higher than the more expensive ones and they on average break sooner. A good brand like Bosch is likely to have a longer service life.

      Bicycles, well it depends where you put the money. Cheapshit bikes need a lot of regular maintainance to stay roadworthy, but so does a really expensive bike if you put the money into performance not low maintainance. If you instead put the money into hub gears, fully encosed chain guards, quality hub brakes of some sort then the think will last for ages on very little maintainance.

      Cheap PCs can last for decades? We've only recently reached the point where PCs hace a service life of a decade. Prior to that they were long obsolete and pretty much usless after 10 years. A cheap PC probably would last fine with some maintainance; there's not much to go wrong and bits like keyboards can be easily replaced. Laptops maybe? My eee900 lasted ages (keyboard broke finally), and it was cheap, though of surprisingly good build quality since it was so low spec. It wouldn't have lasted more than a couple of years in the hands of someone who wasn't familiar with Linux system administration.

      My big expensive thinkpad is in it's 9th year and showing no signs of slowing down, though I didn't carry it round nearly as much as the eee due to it's impressive weight and bulk.

      Part of things lasting a long time is putting in maintainance time. That's fine if you have the time, skill, tools and knowledge, but a lot of people don't. Being poor is time consuming too.

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  12. That's why self driving AI is not deterministic by SuperKendall · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And deterministic systems don't handle chaos very well.

    That is why we hadn't been close to getting anything like a self driving car until the re-emergence of practical neural networks.

    Neural networks are up to the task because they are fusing info from dozens of sensors and models to determine every second where the car should be moved. The people working on self driving car tech today are building systems can handle any surprise because fundamentally the car is going to try (A) not to hit anything, and (B) go somewhere else if it has to override some laws of the road to do so, in an emergency.

    It can basically make a car do anything within the ream of physical ability which is way, way better than 99% of human drivers can do.

    how does it handle a deer dashing on to the road?

    About a billion times better than a human can, that's for sure. It can see in infra-red, radar and sonar - in 360 degrees, not just straight ahead. It can react and brake quicker. It can steer off the road almost a billion times better than any human would, since it would also be continually considering that semi truck behind you that you totally forgot about when you saw the deer and that cannot possibly avoid hitting you if you stay where you are...

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  13. The way you get there by SuperKendall · · Score: 2

    The only way I can see every car on the road being self-driving before 2050 is if the tech to retrofit an existing car with self-driving features gets so cheap

    It's pretty easy to get to a point where 99% of cars on roads are self-driving - you just reach the point where it's cheaper to subscribe to and use a low end car service that takes you door to door, than it costs to maintain and gas a beater car.

    Unlike others though I don't see a future where most people use a car service like that, it's nice having your own car with its known interior and stuff you always keep with you. But we'll see how it pans out.

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  14. He's not wrong: by SvnLyrBrto · · Score: 2

    "The problem isn't with the self-driving cars, it's with the cars that aren't self-driving, cars that are driven by idiots like me."

    I've been saying for a while now that real adoption of self-driving cars will not be driven by early adopters, or even legislation. If Google/Waymo is even half right about the reduced accident rate of self-driving cars, the watershed will be driven by actuaries. Because a reduced accident rate also means a reduced insurance payout rate. Once enough of the data are in, the insurance companies will do the math and start raising the rates on human-driven cars. Once that drives a few more people to self-drivers, they'll have even more supporting data. And the insurance premiums will wind up set such that it will be prohibitively expensive for humans to drive their own cars; except, perhaps as a weekend hobby. But certainly, once the actuaries do their thing, none of us will be manually driving for our daily commute or errands.

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  15. Re:Self-driving... no by Yosho · · Score: 2

    Probably because computers never get distracted, never blink, never sleep, are capable of knowing the vehicle's exact state at every moment, and can constantly watch a 360 degree arc around them, and that eliminates most of the causes of human accidents.

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  16. Re:It all has to by goose-incarnated · · Score: 2

    it all has to start somewhere sometime. Might as well start now as the hardest part seems mindsets not electromechanical elements.

    The hardest part is the software, which has not seen much improvement in the twenty years or so that we've had SDCs. We threw 1000x resources at the problem since the mid-nineties, and only got a marginal improvement.

    What makes you think that this is a near-solvable problem? It clearly isn't.

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  17. When people no longer accept traffic deaths by FeelGood314 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Or at least the huge numbers we have today. Everyone knows at least one person who has died in a car accident and three times that many people who have been seriously hurt. We accept this stupidly high number of deaths and injuries because we don't see an easy way out. Worse, in most countries we put most of the expense of the accident on the victim for rehab and loss of enjoyment of life. To do otherwise would make insurance rates affordable. As soon as a couple of percent of the cars on the road are self driving cars with better driving records than the average public driver that attitude will change. It won't take long after that until human driven cars are banned.

  18. Rather obvious by gweihir · · Score: 2

    That he even needs to point this fact out just speaks to the general climate of stupid cheering for things people do not understand. Full self-driving is still at least 10 years in the future and general availability more like 15...20 years. May also take quite a bit longer.

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