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Bay Area Tech Firms Laying Off 1,200 Workers By Memorial Day (mercurynews.com)

Posted by msmash on from the up-next dept.

McGruber writes: SAP, Oracle America, PayPal, Instacart, Thin Film Electronics and other technology companies will cut about 1,200 jobs in the Bay Area between now and Memorial Day. According to WARN notices filed with California state labor officials, SAP will eliminate 446 jobs: 179 in Palo Alto, 173 in San Ramon and 94 in South San Francisco; while Oracle intends to cut 352 positions: 255 in Redwood City and 97 in Santa Clara. PayPal plans to reduce staffing levels by 183 jobs: 160 in San Jose and 23 in San Francisco. The South Bay job cuts are slated to occur at the e-commerce titan's offices on North First Street in San Jose. Thin Film Electronics has issued an alert of 54 upcoming job cuts in San Jose. Instacart, an e-commerce unicorn that offers a web-based same-day grocery delivery service, intends to eliminate 162 jobs: 86 positions in San Francisco, 41 in San Mateo, 15 in Oakland, 13 in Berkeley and seven in Campbell. For SAP, Oracle and PayPal, the majority of the employment reductions will be in software jobs.

117 comments

  1. Who cares? by GregMmm · · Score: 1

    This isn't any big layoffs or anything. Heck, they had to push multiple large companies together to get to 1200 jobs. This could be a simply be get rid of people they don't want and rehire in other more key groups. Who knows. Seem like a non event.

    1. Re:Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You IDIOT. This is a great time to take the opportunity to blame Drumpf for something. NEVER let such an opportunity pass, and ALWAYS milk this opportunity for MORE than it is worth.

    2. Re:Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ^ Who let this unemployed faggot out of the coal mine? Get the uneducated inbred red state traitors back underground where they belong.

    3. Re:Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go back to work in your commiefornia sausage casing factory. Ooooh, did I strike a nerve? oooooooh, can't write your stupid prison spam anymore and have it stick, gotta pick another retarded line.

    4. Re:Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who is this Anonymous Coward guy and why does he keep talking to himself?

    5. Re:Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why don't you stop crying about it.

    6. Re:Who cares? by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      This could be a simply be get rid of people they don't want and rehire in other more key groups.

      According to TFA, these are net reductions, at least in California.

      So it is either a real reduction, or they may be shifting jobs out of state or offshore.

    7. Re: Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Corporate Progressive nazis sure do hate the working class.

  2. And... by Real+Data+Collection · · Score: 2

    Usually when we see layoff notices for San Francisco and Silicon Valley, it's followed by the cry: "The unicorns are dying! The unicorns are dying!"

    1. Re:And... by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Slay the unicorns!

      https://youtu.be/A9KjjvZE0Lo

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    2. Re:And... by mvdwege · · Score: 1

      Kill the unicorn / just to have its horn. / Soon he's just a fantasy.

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  3. Cut the fat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Hopefully they are getting rid of the dumbasses diversity and inclusion officers, and all those other non value add roles.

    1. Re: Cut the fat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope.

      Large layoffs mean âoegotta look good for the shareholders, we dun screwed upâ

      Like instacart has a logical reason. The rest are just dumping their expensive senior talent and replacing them with H1B types of cheaper hires.

      That is what happens, company brings on a bunch of cheap H1Bâ(TM)s, gets the existing staff to train them, and then fired the existing staff. Every time.

    2. Re: Cut the fat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do you hate diversity are you a nazi?

    3. Re: Cut the fat by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

      H1BÃ(TM)s,

      Hey Anonymous Coward - The "Preview" button is there for a reason. Use it.

    4. Re:Cut the fat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know that's not going to happen. It is those same useless people who are a substantial part of the problem when it comes to high costs of health care and college tuition in the U.S.

    5. Re: Cut the fat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...or ./ should finally fix the handling of single quotes...
      (a different Anonymous)
      by the way: one can NOT post without pressing Preview first

    6. Re: Cut the fat by astrofurter · · Score: 1

      Slashdot mobile still does not have Preview functionality.

  4. creimer starts clipping coupons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and collecting second-chance lottery tickets from the ground
    maybe we can set up a patreon account for him on account of the endless entertainment from his sick mind

    1. Re:creimer starts clipping coupons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Silicon Valley's unemployment rate is so low that I haven't seen a second-chance lotto ticket on the ground in months.

      Didn't creimer get a five year extension to his five year contract in government IT?

    2. Re:creimer starts clipping coupons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      five more years of stagnating wages
      just in time to retire an obese virgin
      a cautionary tale for the kiddies

    3. Re:creimer starts clipping coupons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wages have been stagnated since the 1980's. That's not going to change anytime soon.

    4. Re:creimer starts clipping coupons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's no mandatory retirement age in government IT. Most people work until they drop in their 60s and 70s.

    5. Re:creimer starts clipping coupons by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      You suck at haikus
      More than a dyspeptic sloth
      On midwinter's day

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    6. Re:creimer starts clipping coupons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " have been stagnated"

      chris
      get a mri of your brain
      there is something deeply wrong in there

  5. Couldn't happen to more deserving people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't forget to step in bum shit on your way out!

  6. Is that a lot? by timeOday · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There seems to be growing concern that a recession is coming. But what do we even do with this one little tidbit of information about layoffs without even knowing how it compares to average, represents firms in the area in general, and so on?

  7. I've read the individual stories by rsilvergun · · Score: 5, Interesting

    they've been posted to /. Also EA just fired a bunch. In all cases they're firing engineers. The sort of people you need to keep the company going.

    When you start doing that it's usually because you're prepping for a recession. That's why people care. The Fed is talking about interest rate cuts to slow things down, but that's still up in the air and it's a long way from what's needed (specifically, more banking regulation to put the kibash on the the sort of gambling that got us into the 2008 crash that's been given the go ahead again these last two years; plus some Keynesian subsidies ).

    It pisses me off. Since I've been born there's been a recession every 10 years like clockwork. Everytime it happens the middle class takes a permanent pay cut and a hit to their assets and the 1% scoops those pay, benefits and assets up at bargain prices. It's one of the reasons wages are shrinking or stagnant for everybody not at the top.

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    1. Re:I've read the individual stories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "specifically, more banking regulation to put the kibash on the the sort of gambling that got us into the 2008 crash "

      Gambling incentivized by the exact type of activist rates fuckery that you're prescribing here.

      LIRP/ZIRP/NIRP is the CAUSE of the malinvestment bubbles you're whining about, you clearly don't understand how any of this works.

    2. Re:I've read the individual stories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Also EA just fired a bunch. In all cases they're firing engineers. The sort of people you need to keep the company going. When you start doing that it's usually because you're prepping for a recession.

      No, it means that work has been automated or outsourced, usually the latter. For EA it is confirmed to be outsourcing.

    3. Re:I've read the individual stories by RickyShade · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hey bud. Nuke your sig.

    4. Re:I've read the individual stories by lgw · · Score: 4, Interesting

      EA is dying. Oracle is dying. SAP is dying.

      This isn't some broader problem in this case, these are just companies struggling to stay relevant.

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    5. Re:I've read the individual stories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yep, the EA reputation for quality software is only going to get better.

    6. Re: I've read the individual stories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      It is time for America to be great again. Time to retrain these software engineers for the jobs of tomorrow's America. A green, rural America. Trump has announced that, by cutting job killing Clean Air regulations, these scientists and programmers will have a new career, in Clean, American Coal.

      We need miners. Miners to dig with picks and shovels, the coat we will need to power our future. A future without the combustion engine air travel or other dangerous, modern ideas. A world where a coal powered furnace fires the boilers that will render million of horses into tallow, glue and whips with which these workers will be motivated by the real Americans who bravely defend our ideals, unless they have a bone spur in a foot. I forget which one, even though it got him out of the draft. Five times. Unlike those suckers who actually fought with things other than words.

      #MAGA

    7. Re: I've read the individual stories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you lost?

      Go outside, take a deep breath, and get a fuckin grip. The sky is not falling, Chicken Little.

    8. Re:I've read the individual stories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those evil people in suits smoking cigars around a table planning on how to stick it to the poor. Joking aside you can't get rich if the poor can't spend. If I were you I'd do better financial planning on your part so you can weather the recession storms. Maybe cut back on those $10 starbuck coffee's.

    9. Re:I've read the individual stories by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

      Also EA just fired a bunch. In all cases they're firing engineers. The sort of people you need to keep the company going.

      No, the sort of people you can get in Vietnam or India for half the price.

    10. Re:I've read the individual stories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As the ratio of cash to checks (Bank loans) approaches 1:1, you get locked into a game of musical chairs for repayment which is a political quagmire that results in more checks being printed as it is never popular with anyone to take away deposits. As the ratio continues to increase, you eventually end up with the velocity of capital being insufficient to pay the interest on the debt, and again your political quagmire forces you to continue the same game, but this time you begin engaging in fraud which pushes risk into everything; try buying a house with an unencumbered title and title insurance that'll actually pay, for example. We can't take money back out of houses because 401k's evaporated during the crash; you have to tax the young somehow.

      If you continue pushing the ratio up, price signalling breaks down and you end up with an economic collapse, which is best quantified by a drop in fertility rates, birth rates, average life expectancy and the general population. All of which is pointing down into economic collapse territory. E.G. 2.1 births per women is replacement, we're at 1.72, when the USSR collapsed it went down to 1.2. A lot of the discussion about bringing of foreigners into the country wholesale is arguably meant to pay old debts with new.

      The longer the whole shebang goes on for, the more politically difficult and violent the correction is.

      You'll find the solution is to convince your coworkers and neighbors to invest their retirement in government. The returns from sidelining rich people who have no place in leadership positions and putting effective people in their place are, well. Germany went from the Weimar Republic to invading France in less than a decade, and that's with 1930's tech. Hopefully we can avoid the identity politics and death camps this time and just get on with the recovery.

    11. Re:I've read the individual stories by currently_awake · · Score: 2

      Firing engineers is also something they do when moving the business to China.

    12. Re:I've read the individual stories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      SAP or Oracle run the accounting dept. for almost every large company. They're far from dying. There hasn't been a new company entering this domain in several decades. Accounting isn't going away.

    13. Re:I've read the individual stories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or it means the every one of these companies can go suck an egg.

    14. Re:I've read the individual stories by skam240 · · Score: 1

      I can't speak for the other companies but as long as Madden is the massively successful game franchise that it is, EA isn't going anywhere.

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    15. Re:I've read the individual stories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since I've been born there's been a recession every 10 years like clockwork.

      You do understand there is a concept called the business cycle, where expansion and contraction occur in a cyclical manner, right?

    16. Re:I've read the individual stories by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      EA is dying. Oracle is dying. SAP is dying.

      But Netcraft is alive and kicking.

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    17. Re:I've read the individual stories by lgw · · Score: 1

      I can't speak for the other companies but as long as Madden is the massively successful game franchise that it is, EA isn't going anywhere.

      You forget it's a publicly traded corporation Those die not when they go bankrupt, but when they stop growing. Madden/FIFA is a cash cow, to be sure, but EA is already milking that cash cow so hard it's getting legal pushback. There's no growth in revenue coming there.

      EA has closed most of the studios they've ever acquired, and tend to lose partners. New sequels to existing games generally produce a bit less revenue each year, relative to the size of the market. To gorw, EA needs new franchises, which means it needs studios capable of creating such.

      In 2019 they're down to just 2 with any hope of a breakout hit that spawns a new line of sequels (or a perpetual "live services" game): BioWare and Respawn. Anthem flopped, and I'll be surprised if BioWare survives given EA is EA. If it weren't for Apex Legends, EA would liekly be an acquisition target within a year or so.

      And what happens once the battle royale fad passes?

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    18. Re:I've read the individual stories by lgw · · Score: 1

      SAP or Oracle run the accounting dept. for almost every large company. They're far from dying. There hasn't been a new company entering this domain in several decades. Accounting isn't going away.

      Publicly traded corporations die (well, get acquired) when they stop growing. Oracle will actually be shrinking soon enough, as the Oracle DB isn't exactly loved.

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    19. Re: I've read the individual stories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MAGAsnowflakes and humor do not mix

    20. Re: I've read the individual stories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oracle licensing shenanigans will kill Oracle.

    21. Re:I've read the individual stories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interestingly, engineers are not all interchangeable.

    22. Re: I've read the individual stories by reanjr · · Score: 1

      Then why not invest in stocks and come out the winner every ten years instead of the loser? You maybe aren't the 1% (neither am I), but each ten year cycle should give you an opportunity to climb that rank significantly.

      The U.S. is a capitalist nation. When in Rome, do as the Romans. When in America, become a capitalist.

    23. Re: I've read the individual stories by msmonroe · · Score: 0

      Amen brother!!! Preach it!!!

    24. Re:I've read the individual stories by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 1

      Everytime it happens the middle class takes a permanent pay cut and a hit to their assets and the 1% scoops those pay,

      Its only been that way in "our" lifetime, or the workplace post Ronald Reagan.

      What bothers me is the banking crash in 2007-2008. In previous eras, when banks screwed up (savings & loans crash in the 1980's), somebody went to prison. The 2007 crash was caused by the deregulation from the repeal of the Glass-Steagall act, and the Fed Reserve/Treasury/Congress permitting the use of derivatives to get around loan regulations. Leave it to the investment banks to bitch about reckless "subprime" loan lending. No one was "forcing" them to make the loans; they just thought they would be untouched by its consequences from their use of derivatives. In any case, all the top assholes got away.

      Instead, we had the Fed breaking unspoken rules with its 0% interest lending window, QE & QE2. These programs may have "saved" the banking industry, but it only benefited the investment class, which is why there is a magnitude more wealth disparity in the US today.

      And now this financial chicanery has leaked throughout the legal system. You have pharmaceutical companies pushing synthetic heroin with almost zero consequences. Jackholes like Shkreli who should never have been in their CEO positions as long as they have. Basically, if you have a degree from an Ivy School and rich, somehow you can't be a criminal and suffer legal consequences. (I'm really peeved that I can't remember at this moment more examples of this systemic criminality.) Finally, you have that legal/ethical joke that is Donald J. Trump. I can also point out where the courts have reenabled political corruption with the Citizens United ruling, and the Bob MacDonnell conviction reversal, which has allowed weasels like Menendez to keep his Senate seat.

      The economic tsunami which is Social Security in the 2030's is coming up, and the solution that Democrats propose is to expand medicaid coverage to cover everyone. The real solution is for the US to move to a health care funding system that works, (which is partly expanding medical coverage to everyone) but driving down health care cost inflation caused by our current system. This means there will be a lot of unhappy doctors, hospitals, pharmaceutical companies and insurers getting their revenues slashed to meet European standards. And a lot of unhappy voters that may not get their health care issue subsidized, because its either hellishly expensive, or everyone is better off if you croak. 85-90 year olds are not entitled to free hip replacement surgery if a case can be made that they're going to die or stay an invalid in 5 years anyway. Pregnant women are not entitled to free fetal surgery. Just because science can save or immeasurably benefit a life at extreme financial expense, doesn't mean society should be obliged to subsidize it. Long term, financial disaster is looming for the US, but the Republican solution is to increase the budget deficit by another 5.5 trillion in the next 10 years.

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    25. Re:I've read the individual stories by skam240 · · Score: 1

      No, you don't understand what you're talking about.

      If a company has a steady revenue stream then it will not fail. In other words, as long as profits exceed expenses there is no failure happening.

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  8. Local news blog. by Fly+Swatter · · Score: 1

    Slow news day I guess.

    1. Re:Local news blog. by Krishnoid · · Score: 1

      Slow news? How about this -- it sucks to get laid off, but what's your opinion on the best month to be laid off in, in the US, from an office job?

    2. Re:Local news blog. by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      Slow news? How about this -- it sucks to get laid off, but what's your opinion on the best month to be laid off in, in the US, from an office job?

      September. The weather is still nice but not too hot, and you can enjoy it since you aren't working. Plus September is still baseball season and you have college football.

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    3. Re:Local news blog. by WCMI92 · · Score: 1

      I got fired in March. And then hired in March.

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    4. Re:Local news blog. by nitehawk214 · · Score: 2

      Same year?

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  9. Learn 2 Code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    bunch of dumboes just learn to kode, like karly kloss and brack obama can do it, why not you?

  10. Recession coming... by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

    News at 11...

  11. Oh good, more homeless people in San Fran by nwaack · · Score: 3, Funny

    More poop in the streets. Yay!

  12. Also in Baltimore by mencik · · Score: 3, Informative

    PayPal announced they are closing their Hunt Valley, MD office as well, laying off about 300 people.

    1. Re:Also in Baltimore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PayPal also laid off a bunch of front end engineers in Austin so they can run everything out of California, which is bass ackwards. Strange behavior for a company enjoying record profits.

      Their culture seems very dysfunctional.

    2. Re: Also in Baltimore by astrofurter · · Score: 1

      Years ago I did some brief consulting work at PayPal headquarters in San Jose. So far as I could see, they employed zero engineers who were US citizens.

  13. Re:Cut the obese Drumpftard traitor's necks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ^ Who let this unemployed faggot out of the coal mine? Get the uneducated inbred red state traitors back underground where they belong.

  14. I remember when I was laid off from Cisco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    My coworkers and I all got 6 month severances, "help" in finding new positions, and use of the office while we transitioned. Nobody ever needed help because we all got jobs in less then 3 weeks. Most of us got raises for doing basically the same jobs elsewhere + 6 months salary + all vacations paid out.

    Whenever people complain about Silicon Valley life as an engineer I always point them toward this effect. Silicon Valley has a very unorthodox form of job security... but it's real never the less. What would happen if you got fired in Schaumburg, IL? My cousins at Motorola didn't get the same system. Even places like Redmond/Seattle... if you got fired from Microsoft.. you have what? Facebook, Amazon, then maybe a dozen startups that can't match the big boys?

    Getting laid off in Silicon Valley is like a raise/promotion. I remember head hunters calling/emailing us on the walk back from the early morning meeting announcing the decision. It hit the new wires and head hunters immediately lunged at us.... quite funny actually.

    1. Re:I remember when I was laid off from Cisco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      My favorite thing about living in Silicon Valley is living in an RV. It's like a vacation very day.

    2. Re:I remember when I was laid off from Cisco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every company does software now. You can get a job anywhere, and the further you get from silicon valley the better quality of life you can live.

    3. Re: I remember when I was laid off from Cisco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As I sit on a plane about to leave San Jose, I can tell you I haven't seen it like this in 10 years. Cisco's lucky... they still own an entire block of Tasman.

      So many empty office buildings or ones with skeleton staff. Most of the skeletonized companies doing well have a remote workforce... and I mean Texas, Carolina, Georgia. Half the "Headquarters" here are here in name only.... engineers and coders went north of Sacramento or Utah or Nevada. The ones that tried to stick it out out here for "the culture" are the ones getting the walking papers.

    4. Re:I remember when I was laid off from Cisco by Octorian · · Score: 1

      This is why I was never interested in working for any of those big companies that setup shop out in the middle of nowhere. Makes it impossible to have a life that isn't entirely dependent on a single employer.

      Its also why it was a very easy sell for me to be convinced to leave a "normal" job several years ago and move across the country to work at a startup in Silicon Valley. Just having the opportunity to "insert" myself into the SV job market was worth it alone. (Before I moved, I was basically invisible to recruiters and had only a handful of potential employers. After moving, I suddenly showed up on their radar and was being contacted non-stop.)

  15. Just wait for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In a few months, they'll be lobbying for more H-1Bs claiming they are short on tech workers.

    1. Re: Just wait for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup.

  16. How many are hiring? by tomhath · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Layoffs are only half of the equation. Looks like there are more people being hired than being laid off.

    1. Re:How many are hiring? by sconeu · · Score: 5, Funny

      In Oracle's case, those are probably all lawyers.

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  17. Or it could be those companies suck by SuperKendall · · Score: 3, Interesting

    When you start doing that it's usually because you're prepping for a recession.

    No, that's when single companies are laying off 3000+ people at a time.

    When you are laying off a handful of engineers? That is when your company sucks and Bay Area salaries are so inflated, they only way you can live another month is to drop salary by shedding a few engineers.

    It sure seems like if it's really engineers being laid off they can easily find more work... it's Instacart that is having trouble, not the economy.

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    1. Re:Or it could be those companies suck by Matheus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah.. for Oracle and SAP and to a lesser degree PayPal these layoffs are rounding errors.. SAP has 97K employees Oracle has 137K.. 446/96498 = 0.46%; 352/137000 = 0.26%. Being laid off is definitely meaningful to the employEE but those are meaningless numbers for the employER in this case. PayPal gets up to a whopping 1% with 183/18700.

      The other companies those numbers are WAY more meaningful like.. are they going out of business? If the numbers I'm finding are accurate Instacart is dumping like half of their staff so.. writing's on the wall unless they pivot *hard.

      Our industry still has a shortage of engineers in most markets so, with the possible qualification that these people may need to leave the valley, they should have NO trouble finding work.

    2. Re:Or it could be those companies suck by AndrewFlagg · · Score: 1

      yes, the recession cycle every tens years is consistent with gold prices going from $150 to $1600 and back down to $162 and back up to $1200, so on and so forth, and whatever bubble is human generated.. Y2K, dot com, mortgage.. next.. derivative.. its self fulfilling prophecy...cuts like 1-3% is normal and cyclic, cuts and reorgs like 50% are dramatic industry shifts... an accordion effect of sorts both internal and external.. the investment strategy is always shed and push on.. shed... and push on... 1200 layoffs means 600 new startups where 5-6 will be unicorns, etc. nothing new. the new normal... food water shelter... education... work forever, no such thing as retirement in the last 20 years... only thing left of oneself is a headstone anyhow.. so why worry about it... procreation... if you like... TGIF.. oh wait, i work 24/7. dogma at its best.. rock on Garth... rock on Wayne..

    3. Re:Or it could be those companies suck by jeff4747 · · Score: 1

      No, that's when single companies are laying off 3000+ people at a time.

      No, they do that after the recession starts. It's one of the flags used to indicate "hey, there's a recession going on".

      Recession start dates are always set after-the-fact. We don't know we're actually in one until we look back on the data months later.

    4. Re:Or it could be those companies suck by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      it's Instacart that is having trouble, not the economy.

      I also suspect that at least part of Instacart's problem is that Walmart is now offering the same service at their stores, but without the significant markup that Instacart imposes.

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    5. Re:Or it could be those companies suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Hillary were president, would you have agreed with GP?

    6. Re:Or it could be those companies suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SAP did a re-org in January and they are cutting 4% of their global workforce. They are trying to come up with a winning cloud strategy. Most of the layoffs are engineers over the age of 50.

      SAP is also closing offices. The SuccessFactors HQ (prime tenant with the top three floors) in South San Francisco is closing at the end of the year and those people are being moved to Palo Alto. Ariba moved last year from Sunnyvale. The Hana engineering support team was axed in San Ramon. The Brisbane office in Australia is closing; they did analytics which is being shifted to SAP Analytic Cloud based on Hana. The recruiting marketing engineering group in Minnetonka got the axe and anybody not terminated will be offered relocation.

      Of course, nobody in Germany participated due to the worker council protections. The only way to layoff a German worker is to offer them early retirement when they hit 59.

    7. Re:Or it could be those companies suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SAP is laying down 4.5K employees world wide. That is 5% of workforce.

    8. Re:Or it could be those companies suck by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 1

      That never stopped a CEO from anticipating a recessionary trend that directly affects his industry. Corporations stock up employees to anticipate industry growth. If you "know" that growth is unlikely, there's no reason to be "flush" with infrastructure employees.

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  18. Translation: More jobs to India by WCMI92 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Because we know none of these "great" companies can bear paying market wages for services.

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  19. 15 Years Ago.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    15 years ago HR would lay that many people off before they even finished their first cup of coffee.
    This is a non-story.

  20. Any month in SF by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    it sucks to get laid off, but what's your opinion on the best month to be laid off in, in the US, from an office job?

    In SF any month is fine, since you can just go get a job the next day and the weather will pretty much be the same whenever.

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    1. Re:Any month in SF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can get a job quickly unless your over the age of 40. I am in my early 50s and have not had a single offer after 78 interviews since last summer. I was with my last employer for 8 years and have great references. I have trimmed my resume and have had people go to bat for me with internal referrals, but nobody wants to hire me. I think as soon as they see my bald head and grey beard, they picture a senile grandpa in diapers eating porridge through a straw.

    2. Re:Any month in SF by msmonroe · · Score: 0

      Ageism is alive and well. I am in the same boat age wise. I am employed right now but I am guessing that my present programming job will be my last. I am looking into becoming a security researcher.

  21. Cool beans! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck those bitches. Fuck them good.

  22. Routine Stack Ranking Cull by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This is normal. They've just completed their annual 9-Block and are culling the red boxes.

    Nothing to see here, move along.

  23. It's not the beer, lying faggot Kendall. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " They see people almost being denied a supreme court seat because they once had a beer while in school." - No, he perjured himself under oath. It's not the beer, you lying faggot. IT'S THE LYING, YOU LYING FAGGOT.

    Kavanaugh pretended his "Renate Alumnius" was a badge of honor, that "boofing" wasn't anal sex (it was, I was alive then and that was the slang) and "Devil's Triangle" wasn't a drinking game. It clearly is.

    YOU TELL A LIE UNDER OATH AND YOU ARE A CRIMINAL. That he basically ATTEMPTED TO RAPE A CLASSMATE also didn't really rise to the occasion of a lifetime appointment to the SCOTUS without investigation.

      But with TRAITOR SUPPORTING DISHONEST FAGGOTS LIKE YOURSELF in charge? He sailed right through anyway, to lie another day.

    Dry your eyes, traitor. Your little perjurer didn't get caught - yet!

    https://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=13577626&cid=58274188

  24. How could one reach out to all of those affected? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's enough staff for a startup right there. Or several startups. First step is, how do you reach out to these people? The companies won't tell you, the gov't won't tell you, and the people who were let go are probably not paying attention to anything but job offers.

    Facebook knows. guess I could buy the data from them...

  25. Aren't you guys tired? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know about y'all but I'm just so exhausted from all this winning...

    1. Re:Aren't you guys tired? by nwaack · · Score: 1, Insightful

      MORON!!! You must've been dropped on your head a lot as a child. The bay area is pretty much the exact opposite of everything Trump stands for.

    2. Re:Aren't you guys tired? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And OP is saying that the bay area is failing ergo Trumpsters are winning.

    3. Re:Aren't you guys tired? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find it funny that your "culture" is happy to be 100% against the US. Don't even pretend to like it. Call for its demise daily. lol GLHF.

  26. u wot m8? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    #JusticeDemocrats #Wolf-PAC #TYTArmy #TuckerCarlsonFucksHisRoomba

    1. Re:u wot m8? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's the point of that word soup?

  27. Laying off H-1B's or Americans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder if they're laying off H-1B's or Americans.

    1. Re: Laying off H-1B's or Americans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      H1Bs, for sure. They don't employ any Americans.

  28. and FB and the other biggies will pick them up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Honestly, with the amount of recruiting going on at FB, Apple, and others, this is a non-blip.

  29. Learn to do Journalism? by sycodon · · Score: 1

    After all, the journalists are constantly encouraging others to invade the tech fields. Maybe it's time to encourage people to invade the journalism field.

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    1. Re: Learn to do Journalism? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Learn to journal.

  30. Big H1B Hiring Spree Coming Soon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SAP and Oracle are sweatshops. The only citizens working there are ones who have been there forever and make a good salary. Probably just getting rid of their remaining employees who are citizens so they can go full H1-B.

  31. They're all hiring by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    hiring is meaningless these days. For the last 11 years or so companies have been "hiring" and not filling the positions. They're just gathering resumes to use in case they need to fill somebody in a hurry after they push them too far and they quit. Since the economy never really recovered after 2008 (at least not if you make
    As an added bonus it lets them go to Congress every year and claim there's X million positions open they'd just love to fill but there aren't enough Americans and pretty please can we increase that pesky H1-B cap?

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    1. Re:They're all hiring by Scarletdown · · Score: 1

      And hopefully, Congress will remember what happened today and tell them to go fuck themselves. They shit in their salad; they can eat it.

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    2. Re:They're all hiring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This. I've been looking for a new position and it does seem lots of the jobs posted are not actual real jobs but either something to do with the company needing to post a job before outsourcing/H1B or the advertised job is already going to a pre-designated, internal candidate. Or just recruiting firms trolling. Been getting lots of offers for contract positions, but not in my geographic area.

      I also see within the company I already work at positions that are still up on our internal board and external boards, that I know have been de-funded and are not 'real'. It's frustrating.

    3. Re:They're all hiring by zkiwi34 · · Score: 1

      More likely Congress will react by coming up with legislation making it much easier to get cheap "talent" from overseas.

  32. Learn to Code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    #LearnToCode

    Oh, wait a minute.

    1. Re:Learn to Code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're not an American, "Learn to code" is great advice.

  33. IT'S NOT THE BEER, LYING FAGGOT KENDALL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " They see people almost being denied a supreme court seat because they once had a beer while in school." - No, he perjured himself under oath. It's not the beer, you lying faggot. IT'S THE LYING, YOU LYING FAGGOT.

    Kavanaugh pretended his "Renate Alumnius" was a badge of honor, that "boofing" wasn't anal sex (it was, I was alive then and that was the slang) and "Devil's Triangle" wasn't a drinking game. It clearly is.

    YOU TELL A LIE UNDER OATH AND YOU ARE A CRIMINAL. That he basically ATTEMPTED TO RAPE A CLASSMATE also didn't really rise to the occasion of a lifetime appointment to the SCOTUS without investigation.

    But with TRAITOR SUPPORTING DISHONEST FAGGOTS LIKE YOURSELF in charge? He sailed right through anyway, to lie another day.

    Dry your eyes, traitor. Your little perjurer didn't get caught - yet!

        https://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=13577626&cid=58274188

    1. Re: IT'S NOT THE BEER, LYING FAGGOT KENDALL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two of them admitted to flat out lying after being approached by Democratic Party operatives. The third has been proven to have no facts and no case, but mouth breathing jackoffs like you still gave her over a million dollars for being a Professional Victim.

  34. Meanwhile, Amazon is hiring 5,000 in Nashville by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess the antiquated business models of the mentioned companies have run their course.

  35. Would you like a packet of crisps with... by zkiwi34 · · Score: 1

    Your half pint of bitter?

  36. Member? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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