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Canada Warming At Twice the Global Rate, Report Finds (www.cbc.ca)

An anonymous reader quotes a report from CBC.ca: Canada is, on average, experiencing warming at twice the rate of the rest of the world, with Northern Canada heating up at almost three times the global average, according to a new government report. Entitled "Canada's Changing Climate Report (CCCR)," the study was commissioned by the Environment and Climate Change Department and was slated to be released officially on Tuesday. That release date was moved up to Monday after CBC published its story about the leaked report.

The leaked copy of the report says that since 1948, Canada's annual average temperature over land has warmed 1.7 C, with higher rates seen in the North, the Prairies and northern British Columbia. In Northern Canada, the annual average temperature has increased by 2.3 C. According to the U.S. National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA), since 1948, global average temperatures have increased by about 0.8 C. Along with these temperature increases, the CCCR says Canada is experiencing increases in precipitation (particularly in winter), "extreme fire weather" and water supply shortages in summer, and a heightened risk of coastal flooding. The document says that while warming in Canada has been the result of both human activity and natural variations in the climate, "the human factor is dominant," especially emissions of greenhouse gases.

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    1. Re: TRUMP WINNING ELECTIONS AT TWICE THE TERMS! by maxbuzz · · Score: 1

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  2. heat rises by bobby · · Score: 5, Funny

    USA is generating all that heat, and heat rises, and Canada is above USA, so...

    1. Re:heat rises by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      USA is generating all that heat, and heat rises, and Canada is above USA, so...

      So your saying my dream/vague goal of becoming an expat and getting accepted into Canada due to my software engineering skills thus allowing me to finally live some place where Trump's approval is around 25%, meaning that most people are slightly more sane is looking better all the time? (It will be warmer.)

    2. Re:heat rises by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Canada is a socialist country and it's still warmer there?
      BTW, I'm investing in a tropical resort on the Arctic coast.

    3. Re:heat rises by Hardness · · Score: 0

      And yet Alaska remains untouched!

    4. Re: heat rises by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      APRIL FOOLS!!! Canada is freezing cold as EVER!!!

    5. Re:heat rises by PopeRatzo · · Score: 5, Informative

      And yet Alaska remains untouched!

      Yeah, about that:

      https://www.popsci.com/alaska-...

      https://www.smithsonianmag.com...

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    6. Re:heat rises by bobby · · Score: 0

      Alaska is above what? Pacific Ocean, right? Not so much heat there, other than Fukushima excrement. But as the oceans warm, so will Alaska.

    7. Re: heat rises by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Fun fact, both the US AND Afghanistan have more female representatives in government than Canada.

      Afghanistan mate....

      Good luck with the move.

    8. Re: heat rises by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you became a wildling?

    9. Re: heat rises by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would melt the wall and all of the wildlings would migrate south. We'll have to build a steel wall instead. I don't know about you, but I don't want any of those wildling bastards in my country!

    10. Re: heat rises by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a white male liberal incel, so it is even better.

    11. Re:heat rises by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, very inaccurate and irrelevant post actually. I will tell you the real reason us Canadians get warmer than our brothers in the US.

      I work for a 5 eye agency in Olap Otla, Canada. Well, we sometimes joke about it between co-IT workers calling it a 2 eye agency because guess who is our most renowned collaborator.

      Anyway, the real reason us Canadians generate so much heat is that we are afraid and very frustrated about the possibility that an American traitor (works for Russia since his father came to America) will flee up here to escape the American justice system.

      Accusations towards him might come a lot sooner than you think if you take into account my sources at the 5 eye agency I work for in Olap Otla, Canada.

      If you care, the name of the suspect is creimer.

      No worries although! For the show, we pretend to be indepedent from the US but in realty, we have always worked hand in hand with our American brothers so we won't hesitate to deport him on demand. It is just that the the average Canadian citizen doesn't have a clue about this so the heat keeps rising. creimer is well known in Canada and he is viewed as a boogy man or chupacabra by most people up here.
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    12. Re:heat rises by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Warm Alaska = toasty-crisp polar-bare hotdogs. The white fur dressing comes free. Yumm.

    13. Re:heat rises by lgw · · Score: 1

      USA is generating all that heat, and heat rises, and Canada is above USA, so...

      You joke, but that's more or less how it actually works. Global warming due to CO2 mostly warms the poles, because the effect is to even out temps across the globe. For a little bit of warming at the equator, you get a lot of warming at the poles.

      This effect is why there's a worry about the ice at the poles melting with only a small average increase in temperature. It works the other way too: with a smallish decrease in temperature, Canada will be under 1 km of glaciers, which has been the most common condition for the past 100 M years or so (we're in the Quaternary Ice Age).

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    14. Re: heat rises by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Costa del Canada

    15. Re:heat rises by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      There are many European cities at the same latitude as Canadian cities, yet a much more temperate climate. I think this is due to ocean currents, which are bound to change when we modify the globes temperature.

    16. Re: heat rises by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because the US has more representatives in general...

    17. Re: heat rises by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Colder than a witches teat

    18. Re:heat rises by bobby · · Score: 1

      Poles? Poland is in Eastern Europe. No where near North America. Check Apple maps. Unless you're talking about Poles who have emigrated to North Americza; they'll get some of the warming.

    19. Re: heat rises by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are there liberals in russia?

    20. Re:heat rises by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Canada isn't a socialist country. We have higher personal income taxes than the US but we are very definitely a capitalist country.
      Folks need to stop confusing social programs with socialism. The one means free-ish health care and the other means piles of skulls.
      Get it straight.

    21. Re:heat rises by lgw · · Score: 1

      You might find it interesting to look at the glacier maps from the last glaciation. A big chunk of modern Europe was under the ice sheet. One of the bigger mysteries of climate is why that's not the current condition - it should have been, had the pattern for the last million years or so held (and probably a lot longer, but that's as far back as we have ice core data). It's no coincidence that human civilization arose when the usually-brief warm period lasted 10,000 years instead.

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    22. Re: heat rises by LordAba · · Score: 1

      Colder than a witches teat

      I've known some hot witches, so I propose to change the quote to "colder than an anti-vaxxers kid".

    23. Re: heat rises by bob4u2c · · Score: 1

      Are there liberals in russia?

      Yes. They mainly hang out in prisons and graveyards.

    24. Re:heat rises by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This after a record cold winter LIES never end.
      They always say this after a record breaking cold winter.

    25. Re:heat rises by bob4u2c · · Score: 1

      Alaska is above what? Pacific Ocean, right?

      You do know that's not how heat rises? Standing on the South Pole the heat won't go straight into the earth because North is up. It will go "up" into outer space, just like it would anywhere on the earth.

      Now yes, the Ocean will contribute to the heating/cooling of the land mass, but that is mainly because of the wind which blows hot/cold air onto land. There is some direct heat/cold transfer at the beaches, but that is tiny compared to the wind.

    26. Re:heat rises by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are the skulls gratuits?

    27. Re:heat rises by Maury+Markowitz · · Score: 4, Informative

      > We have higher personal income taxes than the US

      No we don't.

      https://www.investopedia.com/financial-edge/0411/do-canadians-really-pay-more-taxes-than-americans.aspx

      For most people, defining "most" as "at and below the median", you pay less tax in Canada. That, of course, has many caveats and exceptions.

    28. Re: heat rises by Maury+Markowitz · · Score: 2

      "colder than an anti-vaxxers kid".

      That joke's older than an anti-vaxxers kid.

    29. Re:heat rises by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They'll get a lot of warming from burning Harry Potter books.

    30. Re:heat rises by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      All of Canada was under glaciation in the last ice sheet. All of it. The warm-water stream up along the east coast of the US to the UK makes such a fundamentally huge difference that it shouldn't be a surprise either, it also explains why half of Europe wasn't under the ice sheet, or most of Russia.

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    31. Re:heat rises by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      heat rises, it does not go north

    32. Re:heat rises by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You have to take into account provincial taxes and the huge regulated(hence taxed) system most Canadians live under.. Oh we are taxed way more than Americans.. Doesn't matter what department/level of government is taking it.. Canada has more stolen from them than Americans.

      ~90% fuel tax, Wheat/Dairy/poultry boards, regulations, SALES TAX(15% on almost everything for me, books, fuel,junk food). I am just now working on taxes for a death in the family.. 37.5% income tax on an estate.

    33. Re:heat rises by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      technically, Colorado has higher mountains than BC does, even if they're part of the same mountain chain, so it's all the extra emissions from Colorado flowing downhill to Canada, eh?

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    34. Re:heat rises by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      This is why Alaska was so warm this winter. And a lot of the Arctic ocean was not covered in ice.

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    35. Re:heat rises by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > We have higher personal income taxes than the US

      No we don't.

      https://www.investopedia.com/financial-edge/0411/do-canadians-really-pay-more-taxes-than-americans.aspx

      For most people, defining "most" as "at and below the median", you pay less tax in Canada. That, of course, has many caveats and exceptions.

      Also, Canadian taxes also including paying for a lot health care, which would be a separate "line item" in Americans' budgets. We due have supplementary insurance (e.g., dental) though, but I'm guessing US does as well.

    36. Re:heat rises by bobby · · Score: 1

      You do know that's not how heat rises? Standing on the South Pole the heat won't go straight into the earth because North is up. It will go "up" into outer space, just like it would anywhere on the earth.

      No no no. Earth is FLAT, but standing up like a pancake in a flapjack stand. For heat to go into the Earth it would have to travel laterally. Some is conducted, for sure, but otherwise it rises, up, to the north. That's why Antarctica is so cold- the heat moves up away from the South Pole.

      Okay, seriously, for whatever reason your post has me laughing uncontrollably with eyes watering. I just love how you explained it so simplistically and I'm sorry I made you do that but I keep laughing every time I look at it. Thank you! Seriously. I know you weren't sure about my post, so it's good to quell stupidity. I'm usually pretty careful here (and on the red site) with language, clarity, not using sarcasm unless I make it very obvious. I was in a bit of a silly mood. Technically April Fools' was over but I wasn't done with it. Yes, I'm fairly intelligent and scientific, but if you look at my initial post at the beginning of this thread, you'll see how I started the craziness, and I'm very honored that at least 5 people found it funny. In real life I'm fairly humorous but still learning how to be funny in writing. In spite of my fairly low UID #, I'm only recently beginning to post.

      Cheers!

    37. Re:heat rises by bob4u2c · · Score: 1

      You would be surprised. I was talking to a co-worker who has been an engineer (not the train kind) for about 10 years about the weather and how it was cold now but we would welcome the cold in the hot summer (I'm in California). He stated, that "yeah, in the summer when we are closer to the sun it gets so much hotter". I had to roll my eyes as I explained that while yes we were in an elliptical orbit, both focal points were still inside the sun and the difference was minimal. To make matters worse that in summer the Northern Hemisphere is further from the sun, not closer. It took a light and an orange to explain how the tilt of the earth was the main culprit. This co-worker had to go through 3 years of college physics which they had to discussed things like this.

      I also don't allow my significant other to answers the kids questions about science stuff as I usually roll my eyes on how wrong some of the answers are. The recent answer I overheard on why we change time twice a year was a doozy; something about the earth speeding up and slowing down as we went past the sun.

      I'm sorry if you were just trying to be funny and I didn't pick up on it, but some people believe exactly what they read without thinking about stuff.

      Point in case I had a friend in high school who watched a Twilight Zone episode with me where the premise was that people were sad because of their tears; and if you collected them in bottles you wouldn't be so sad. A few days later he was telling some other kids about how he started collecting his tears in bottles to make him happier. It was all I could do to not laugh at him, but afterwards I explained to him that it was a science fiction show, and the fiction part meant it was made up.

      Given what people spout as facts these days, my faith in humanity is at an all time low.

    38. Re:heat rises by bobby · · Score: 1

      OhMyGosh. Well, you can study and take tests and get all the way to a PhD. but have no common sense, or just never have good broad knowledge. And some never really learn- they figure out how to get by and not really absorb stuff. Good on you to explain Earth's orbit, tilt, etc. You might look into teaching someday. I always thought I would, but it hasn't happened yet (plus the education system is so broken...) Don't bottle up all that knowledge. You're gifted with a motivation to spread truth and information, and that's a very good thing.

      I have a good friend who has an art degree. He's super-smart and has grown up around engineering and tech and has really good common sense. He's basically the R&D engineer at a high-tech company. He's constantly dealing with idiocy- from the PhDs. It's wearing him down.

      It's pretty well known and studied that movies, TV, etc., have disrupted people's ability to think rationally. It's amazing what people think can happen- because they saw it on TV / movies.

      In person I enjoy occasionally messing with people, especially kids. I like watching their faces when I tell them something like the heat rising thing- they start out wide-eyed, then you see that facial change and a big "NUH-UH" comes out and laughter ensues. I always let them know truth if they didn't get it right away.

      Combine both fun and learning. :)

      Cheers!

  3. Frying all those donuts by jfdavis668 · · Score: 1

    can really generate the heat. I blame Tim Hortons.

    1. Re:Frying all those donuts by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      And the backbacon. Don't forget frying up the backbacon!

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    2. Re: Frying all those donuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn Tim Hortons causing all of this mess. Looks like it is time to get help from Aquaman and his sea ferrying horses. Now we can finally do away with those planes!

    3. Re:Frying all those donuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the backbacon.

      Alternatively known as real bacon, or just bacon.

  4. On the positive side of things by alvinrod · · Score: 1

    On the positive side of things this would indicate that there are some countries warming slower than (though not necessarily at half) the global rate.

    1. Re:On the positive side of things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeh cuz warming respect country boundaries
      SO CONVENIENT.

      lies on piles of lies hides everything

    2. Re:On the positive side of things by Layzej · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Some places are not warming at all. Look at the white blob in the north Atlantic. This is possibly a sign that the Atlantic Ocean’s Meridional overturning circulation (AMOC) may be weakening as a result of increased fresh water due to Greenland glacier melt. This was the premise of "day after tomorrow".

      If the AMOC were disrupted, it could divert the Gulf Stream waters that usually flow northward, past the British Isles and Norway, and cause them to instead circulate toward the equator. If this were to happen, Europe's climate would be seriously impacted

    3. Re:On the positive side of things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Europe's climate would be seriously impacted
      and nothing of value was lost.

    4. Re:On the positive side of things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the AMOC were disrupted, it could divert the Gulf Stream waters that usually flow northward, past the British Isles and Norway, and cause them to instead circulate toward the equator. If this were to happen, Europe's climate would be seriously impacted

      This is the entire reason the Rothschilds and their CFR toadies are trying to push carbon taxes. Worst case, they get more taxes. More than likely, natural cycles move on and they lose the value of their European investments. But it's worth ruining the rest of the world (including a clean nuclear future) if they can protect their downside and increase their power.

  5. Is it bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To be fair though a lot of Canadians don't care too much. There are 6 or 7 new beaches by the house I still maintain in Central Alberta that simply didn't exist a decade ago. The water is nice and hot most of the summer now. A lot of the guys on the lake lots around there would gladly have global warming and Canada has ample room for even 400-1000% more population than it has now.

    1. Re: Is it bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Nice try Canada, but we're not falling for that one again! There are more Canadians hiding from polar votexes in Florida than there are Floridians. It's the only reason Florida has not just one, but TWO hockey teams for Pete's sake!

      https://youtu.be/5CsGexs8ar0

    2. Re: Is it bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice try Canada, but we're not falling for that one again! There are more Canadians hiding from polar votexes in Florida than there are Floridians.

      Unlikely.

      A google search tells me Florida has a population of 21 million or so. Canada has a total population of 37 million or so.

      I assure you, many of us were still here wishing winter would end.

    3. Re:Is it bad by Immerman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah, the biggest risk Canadians face from global warming is probably Americans deciding we need to expand our borders as our own territory goes to hell.

      A word of advice - take a good hard look at our track record of treaty violations and genocide with nations who offered to share before making any decisions.

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    4. Re:Is it bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A word of advice - take a good hard look at our track record of treaty violations and genocide with nations who offered to share before making any decisions.

      Considering the US is a union of numerous states formed by treaties and a willingness to share...

    5. Re: Is it bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about you deport yourself now.

    6. Re:Is it bad by Immerman · · Score: 1

      we mostly do okay amongst ourselves, but can you name a single treaty with the original owners of this continent that we honored? They shared their land, helped us survive, probably even made a decisive difference in our fight for independence. And then as soon as it was convenient, we tore up the treaties and did our best to exterminate them. When they fought us to a standstill we made new treaties - and then violated those as soon as we had the advantage again.

      You really, really don't want to own anything America desires unless you're powerful enough to keep us at bay. Land, oil, banana plantations - we leave a wake of destruction and usurped governments wherever we find valuable assets.

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  6. Re:God punishes Canada for the by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lol ok
    but you are stuck with creimer

  7. Not good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If this keeps up strong black conservatives will start moving into Canadia and displacing the weak liberal anti-racist whites. This can not happen. We need mobilize all caring white liberals to fight this global climate change. Keep the great white north cold, frigid, and white.

    Hooray for liberalism.

    1. Re:Not good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too late. Ontario and Quebec are minority white.

    2. Re:Not good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Keep the great white north cold, frigid, and white."

      Like your girlfriend?

  8. Global Average ~ .6 degrees over 70 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's hardly terror inducing.
    Oops, sorry, I mean...the sky is falling!!! We're all going to die!!!!

    1. Re:Global Average ~ .6 degrees over 70 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ya hosehead. You beddr say sorey!

    2. Re: Global Average ~ .6 degrees over 70 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe because you donâ(TM)t understand basic thermodynamics or the amount of energy that .6C represents.

  9. Lucky them! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The ice will melt in April now. It will be bit more tropical. Great for property values...

  10. Urban heat? by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 2, Informative

    The Royal Metrological Society in the UK found that 1 deg of the increase was from urbanization, not CO2. Buildings/asphalt absorbing heat during the day and radiating back out during the evening, thereby increasing Tmin (and thus the average). Same effect here?

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    1. Re:Urban heat? by Cyberax · · Score: 5, Informative
      No it hasn't. The UHI effect is corrected for in observations. James Watts tried to find the effect, but no amount of data mutilation has provided positive results. Heck, even YOUR own article states this:

      We generally find weak and statistically insignificant relationships between monthly, seasonally or annually averaged T max and urban fraction (Figure 3). When T max is averaged annually, the linear relationship between this and urban fraction is insignificant (at a 97.7% confidence level) at 0.25±0.42 K. The strongest relationships are observed in the winter months with December having an urbanisation effect of 0.67±0.34 K.

      How much are you being paid to spread lies?

    2. Re:Urban heat? by cdu13a · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Have you been to Northern Canada? Or any part of Canada that is not with in 100 miles of the US border?
      I don't think Urbanization is the problem here.

      https://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2014/04/17/canada-empty-maps_n_5169055.html

    3. Re:Urban heat? by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1, Troll

      That is about Tmax... Now read what it says about Tmin. And then realize that the average for the day is (Tmax + Tmin) / 2. Increase Tmin without a change in Tmax and you get an increasing average temperature. And it was found to be significant...

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    4. Re:Urban heat? by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Most definitely been all over Canada, including lots of the NWT and Nunavut. And most of the Stevenson screens are located near people. Have those changes been factored in?

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    5. Re:Urban heat? by phantomfive · · Score: 2

      That's extremely unlikely, considering how little urban area there is in Canada.

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    6. Re:Urban heat? by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Data is usually collected from Stevenson screens - and those are usually located around towns and population centers.

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    7. Re:Urban heat? by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Here's some interesting data, see figure 4-2 straight from the report. Because there is a step in the temperature pre-1963 to post-1963, the powers-that-be determined to heat the past rather than cool the current. So the new, UHI-affected data is determined to be "correct" instead of the older, less-affected data. That's called cooking the books - literally.

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    8. Re:Urban heat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $5/hr. plus tips from your mom's penis.

    9. Re:Urban heat? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 2

      Most data is collected by satellites ...

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    10. Re:Urban heat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not claiming it's due to pilot error?

      Oops, sorry, wrong twat.

    11. Re: Urban heat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Iâ(TM)m sure they didnâ(TM)t think of that. Ludwig Plutonium proves science wrong again!

    12. Re:Urban heat? by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 4, Informative

      Not for this report. See chapter 4 for where the data was collected. It was individual stations. A grand total of 32 stations - located in towns - across both the NWT and Nunavut. That is for an area of 3.1 million km^2 - a bit more than Western Europe as a whole (Germany through Ireland, not including Scandinavia).

      As far as satellite data, it shows the predictions are all pretty much wrong, and lends evidence to the sensitivity of CO2 being about half the value as used in modeling.

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    13. Re:Urban heat? by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      Satellites don't measure surface air temperature, unfortunately.

    14. Re:Urban heat? by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      the powers-that-be determined to heat the past rather than cool the current.

      Since these are temperature anomalies, the effect would have been the same.

      Besides, it's not a matter of preference. By examining dozens of stations at the same time, you decide which is the odd one out.

    15. Re:Urban heat? by q_e_t · · Score: 1

      The Royal Metrological Society in the UK found that 1 deg of the increase was from urbanization, not CO2?

      Ah, I see you don't understand the paper you referenced. The paper says that the temperature in urban areas has increased. But measurement of global temperatures does not rely on such figures from urban areas. In fact, as BEST showed, if you remove urban temperature figures and those areas that changed from rural to urban, the trend in temperatures is higher. The effect of urban areas on the figures is anyway pretty low as only a very small proportion of recording stations are in urban areas.

    16. Re:Urban heat? by Pieroxy · · Score: 2

      Average is (Tmax + Tmin) / 2 ??? Damn, you lost me there. That's one hell of a simplification, not mentionning 100% wrong.

    17. Re:Urban heat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. Your ideology made you forget basic math. That is the range divided by 2. Not the average, which includes every intermediary value.

    18. Re:Urban heat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since these are temperature anomalies...

      "Anomalies"?

      Really?

      Not "conflicting data"?

      Gee, that's a very convenient choice of terminology towards reinforcing the political/ideological narrative of one particular ideological/political worldview, isn't it?

      But I'm certain it's just a coincidence, just like all the other "coincidences" that hand more & more power and control (as well as your money and civil rights!) to corporate globalists and their lackeys.

    19. Re:Urban heat? by religionofpeas · · Score: 3, Informative

      "Anomalies"? Really? Not "conflicting data"?

      No. Please educate yourself: https://www.ncdc.noaa.gov/moni...

      Anomalies vs. Temperature

      In climate change studies, temperature anomalies are more important than absolute temperature. A temperature anomaly is the difference from an average, or baseline, temperature. The baseline temperature is typically computed by averaging 30 or more years of temperature data. A positive anomaly indicates the observed temperature was warmer than the baseline, while a negative anomaly indicates the observed temperature was cooler than the baseline.

    20. Re:Urban heat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of the heat is going into the sea. Or so they say. Maybe the urban heat island effect is causing the thermometers of mermaids and mermen in their underwater cities to give deceptively high readings.

    21. Re:Urban heat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Molsons know how tough it is keeping the brewski cold. First it's a Inuit tent burning bear-grease, then a Kebekers methane-belching cowshed and finally Toronto and Vancouver gotta build yet another wok-friendly slant infested hi-rise. One flaming coal stove after another ... might as well drink Coors while watching yo pronouns ... bitchlet.

    22. Re:Urban heat? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      The greatest warming is in the middle of nowhere. I'm from the northern Canadian prairies. There isn't any asphalt.

    23. Re:Urban heat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes.
      So does river and irrigation use alter remote heat sinks, especially as they de-tree waterways and cattle lots.

      We know the equator has/is getting more rain, and as it is hot there anyway, less to change

      Plus power generated increases year on year - and waste heaat goes...all those condo aircons.

      Ocean absorption we are working on. Currents make the problem harder.

      The good news is giant hail storms are on the rise, and the seem to hit densely populated areas. Now why is that? Discuss.

    24. Re:Urban heat? by derrickn · · Score: 4, Informative

      "Towns" in the NWT and Nunavut have no pavement. The roads are gravel and ice, with ice predominating for roughly 10 months of the year. And the roads extend about 1 to 1.5 km total - from one edge of town to the other - and then there are no more roads at all. As for buildings re-radiating heat at night - again these towns are small, the buildings are small, and they never really get all that warm. I doubt Stevenson screens or anything else are picking up much heat off of them.

    25. Re:Urban heat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No it hasn't. The UHI effect is corrected for in observations.

      Along with the retroactive 'corrections' to adjust the historical data when the best data methods of the day were 'wrong', in that they didn't support the AGCC pravda. It's also entertaining to see that the report confidently claims Canada is warming at an accelerated rate compered to other areas, when if you look at NOAA's temperature data vast swathes of Canada show no temperature data whatsoever. But NOAA's advanced temperature forecasting software can still say definitively that this terrain that they're not measuring temperatures for is warming alarmingly.

    26. Re:Urban heat? by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      What is the albedo of a gravel road compared to snow? What are the thermal emissions of a grey/brown building compared to snow? Stevenson screens are supposed to be 100 feet or more away from other structures and land changes for this very reason. We are talking tenths of a degree here.

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    27. Re:Urban heat? by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Yep, that is exactly what they do. They measure the min and max - thus the minimum and maximum thermometers included. Then you add them together and divide by two.

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    28. Re:Urban heat? by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      So for those two graphs presented (all blue = corrected, red + blue = original) you would say the anomaly from 1960 until now would be the same? Really?

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    29. Re:Urban heat? by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Please check the report. The increase in urban area Tmin has affected the overall trend in temperatures for the UK. That's what they say. By quite a large chunk, it turns out. The paper doesn't deal with the globe - it deals with the UK.

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    30. Re:Urban heat? by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      You are getting climate information from a website on collecting postage stamps ?

    31. Re:Urban heat? by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      If you look at where the data was collected, there is precious little data in those prairies. Just 32 measurement locations for all of NWT and Nunavut. This is an area larger than the country of India, covered with just 32 thermometers, officially..

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    32. Re:Urban heat? by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      So for those two graphs presented (all blue = corrected, red + blue = original) you would say the anomaly from 1960 until now would be the same? Really?

      No, that's not what I'm saying at all. I'm referring to your comment about "determined to heat the past rather than cool the current".

      I assume you agree that the step error needs to be corrected. We can either do that by pulling up past temperature, or lowering the recent ones. But in either case, the slope of the blue, corrected curve would stay the same. The slope determines the anomaly. The vertical offset of the entire curve is not relevant for the anomaly calculation.

    33. Re:Urban heat? by religionofpeas · · Score: 2

      There is high correlation between stations up to 1000 km apart:

      https://pubs.giss.nasa.gov/abs...

      What you call "precious little data" is actually quite abundant for a climate scientist.

    34. Re:Urban heat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How much are you being paid to spread lies?

      Useful idiots do not get paid.

    35. Re:Urban heat? by Immerman · · Score: 1

      That's not how you compute a population average.

      Consider a classroom quiz. Take the lowest grade, and the highest, and find the average of those two. Now - what does that tell you about the combined average of everyone in the class? Almost nothing. It could be a classroom full of brilliant students and one dunce, or full of dunces with one brilliant student, or anything in between. Same thing with temperature - the details matter immensely.

      To find the average temperature, you must record the temperature throughout the entire time period, and then average *that* out. Anything else is basically guessing - possibly adequate for "sanity checks" and order-of-magnitude estimates, but not for detecting subtle changes. Try to pull that Tmax+Tmin average on the moon, and you'll generally be off by more than 20C.

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    36. Re:Urban heat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "How much are you being paid to spread lies?"
      Nice lie you tell yourself. All the left leaning media are flat out fabricators. That combined with the zillions of left leaning blogs to repeat and drown out any other views makes shit like jessie smollet and the covington boys commmon.

    37. Re:Urban heat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Roy Spensor is also a proponent of intelligent design. Can you find a more credible source?

    38. Re:Urban heat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How dare you imply that the warming is not man-made!

    39. Re: Urban heat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about deniers like you who embarrassingly contort themselves while reaching for ridiculous arguments through the misapplication of science?

      Seems like an awful lot of effort for no gain. Surely that is good for a few tenths of a degree.

    40. Re: Urban heat? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      You can actually get the raw data they used to calculate the temperature record off of NASAs website. I downloaded the files and started doing analysis on them (I wanted to see how many thermometers there were in different eras, figure out what margins of error there were, etc), but I got distracted before I did anything concrete.

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    41. Re:Urban heat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More to the point, Canadian Arctic communities are small. Without exception. There is no significant heat island effect from a town or hamlet of 1,000 people. You could measure it with good enough instruments, maybe, but as a practical matter it doesn't exist at all.

      These are the biggest Arctic communities in Canada, by far. Here are current population numbers (rounded to the nearest 100):

      Whitehorse, Yukon. Pop. 25,100
      Yellowknife, NWT. Pop. 19,600
      Iqaluit, NV. Pop. 7,700

      Compared to southern cities with millions of inhabitants? Those can be 5 degrees Celsius warmer in the center than out in the country. In the Arctic there is no difference between urban and rural temperatures. And you sound like a southerner even suggesting it.

    42. Re:Urban heat? by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Warm the past, and you have a ~1.5 deg C anomaly relative to the 1910 timeframe. Cool the present, and you have a ~0.1 deg C anomaly relative to the 1910 timeframe. Big difference.

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  11. What a good thing! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    What a good thing! What a wonderful thing!
    I live in Toronto. The winters here are frickin freezing. Just a few days ago we had snow, and it's April already, for Christ's sake.
    I welcome global warming with open arms.

    1. Re:What a good thing! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Will you also be welcoming the climate change refugees with open arms?

    2. Re:What a good thing! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, he will, for he is a decent human being. :)

    3. Re:What a good thing! by h33t+l4x0r · · Score: 0

      Yes but have you noticed a decline in your backyard polar bear population?

    4. Re:What a good thing! by religionofpeas · · Score: 2

      The winters here are frickin freezing. Just a few days ago we had snow, and it's April already, for Christ's sake. I welcome global warming with open arms.

      Unfortunately for you, global warming is only adding a few degrees to average temperature. That's never going to be enough to make winters in Canada disappear.

    5. Re:What a good thing! by ceoyoyo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It makes them a lot milder though. It's been years since we had a good run of -50C.

    6. Re:What a good thing! by fatwilbur · · Score: 1

      If by "years", you mean a month ago, then yes: https://globalnews.ca/news/500...

    7. Re:What a good thing! by fatwilbur · · Score: 1

      I should add there were numerous days which broke -40C (-40F) with and without wind chill. Extreme cold winters are still a regularity, no need to exaggerate. Although contrary to the doom projections of climate change, most here would be ecstatic to know we could count on milder winters in the future. February was suffering.

    8. Re:What a good thing! by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure how a news report about temperatures between -20 and -27 is some kind of proof against my statement "it's been years since we had a good run of -50C."

      It has been a while since I took formal logic though. Care to explain?

    9. Re:What a good thing! by fatwilbur · · Score: 1

      Because you're lying about the -50C. Looking at weather records in Edmonton (one of the coldest major cities in Canada) back to the 1800's, there hasn't been a single recorded day where the temperature reached -50C. Link: https://www.currentresults.com...

    10. Re:What a good thing! by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      I didn't say I was from Edmonton, nor a major (or any other kind of) city.

      You know what they say about assumptions.

  12. April Fools! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LOL you almost got me that time!!

  13. On the positive side of things... by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 5, Funny

    Canada will soon be a livable country.

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    1. Re:On the positive side of things... by xenobyte · · Score: 1, Troll

      Canada will soon be a livable country.

      If they get rid of Justin Trudeau that is...

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    2. Re:On the positive side of things... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they get rid of Justin Trudeau that is...

      Six months out: between SNC Lavalin and the carbon tax Trudeau and the libs are cooked.

    3. Re:On the positive side of things... by Freischutz · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Canada will soon be a livable country.

      At which point they'll have to build a wall because the USA won't be sending their best people?

    4. Re:On the positive side of things... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Canada will soon be a livable country.

      We have warmer weather in Middle O' Nowhere, Nebraska. No one lives there either.

      Takes a lot more than weather to make vast stretches of nothing attractive to anything but wildlife.

    5. Re:On the positive side of things... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At which point they'll have to build a wall because the USA won't be sending their best people?

      Millions of "undocumented" citizens, what's not to love?

      Surely Canada will have no issues with it and everyone will live happily ever after.

    6. Re: On the positive side of things... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean you would object? What a racist!

    7. Re: On the positive side of things... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean you would object? What a racist!

      As a Canadian? Yes I would. The USA has a longstanding habit of feeling itself entitled to seize and ethnically cleanse other peoples territory in the name of god and manifest destiny. Canada has inflicted humiliating defeats on several US armies attempting a hostile takeover of their territory.

    8. Re:On the positive side of things... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At which point they'll have to build a wall because the USA won't be sending their best people?

      Millions of "undocumented" citizens, what's not to love?

      Surely Canada will have no issues with it and everyone will live happily ever after.

      Americans finding themselves in the shoes of Mexicans would be poetic justice.

  14. Permafrost bomb by doug141 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When the permafrost thaws, the carbon in it starts getting converted to CO2 and methane. There's enough carbon in the permafrost to torch the planet.
    https://phys.org/news/2018-12-...
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    Geoengineering options include increasing albedo through deforestation.

    1. Re:Permafrost bomb by Brett+Buck · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      "Torch the planet"? Really? Do you guys never listen to yourselves?

    2. Re:Permafrost bomb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Reminder: Atmospheric carbon PPM is all that separates Earth and Venus. The more you know.

    3. Re:Permafrost bomb by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1

      What you're basically saying is that someday it'll be better to live on Venus.

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    4. Re:Permafrost bomb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This is wrong. The forcing effect of CO2 diminishes with increasing PPM. Earth will not become Venus from SUV exhaust. Stop spreading lies.

    5. Re:Permafrost bomb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have no idea what you're cocksucking about.

    6. Re:Permafrost bomb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Especially because Brett Buck will not be there!

    7. Re:Permafrost bomb by Solandri · · Score: 5, Informative

      Reminder: Atmospheric carbon PPM is all that separates Earth and Venus. The more you know.

      While that's technically true, the difference is so vast that it's a meaningless comparison.

      Earth CO2 concentration, current: 0.04%, 20 C
      Earth CO2 concentration, worst-case model: 0.2% (est)
      Venus CO2 concentration, current: 96.5%, 462 C

      Also worth pointing out that
      Mars CO2 concentration, current: 95.3%, -125 C to 20 C

      The more you know...

    8. Re:Permafrost bomb by religionofpeas · · Score: 2

      Concentration is meaningless. You need to compare absolute numbers (on a log scale).

    9. Re:Permafrost bomb by h33t+l4x0r · · Score: 1

      What you're basically saying is that someday it'll be better to live on Venus.

      OK. Better than what? Florida?

    10. Re:Permafrost bomb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is wrong. The forcing effect of CO2 diminishes with increasing PPM. Earth will not become Venus from SUV exhaust. Stop spreading lies.

      Speaking of lies, tell me again how global warming is all the fault of humans as we find the worst numbers being generated in areas of minimal human density?

      To put that into perspective, the 20 largest US cities warehouse as many humans as the entire country of Canada.

    11. Re:Permafrost bomb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny I thought it was about 26 million miles (as measured by distance from the sun).

    12. Re: Permafrost bomb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, buddy. When your wild guesses don't pan out, make more.

      Funny how all this stuff used to be in the air and somehow life got by.

    13. Re: Permafrost bomb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Themselves are all they listen to.

  15. And I care because? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It’s fucking cold there. I want it warmer.

  16. An interesting opportunity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Canada is multicultural and we have people from all over. When the environment changes life evolves. And then add into the mix that there are mixed couples all over the place. I have a mixed background myself. Canada might be a human evolutionary bonanza. Hopefully people can recognize it as such, reject religion and become realists..But as long as the environmental rate of change is slower than the species can adapt we are safe so that could buy us a few more years to get things right. But if that change is too big and too fast we can kiss our ass goodbye.Unfortunately evolution teaches us not every member of the species will survive, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't help them out. Darwin is a bitch, but he was right.In theory there will be people who thrive in the new climate..

  17. Re: They had it coming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They got the recipe for poutine by stealing it from the US where it was originally invented and called a "horseshoe".

    They did invent pineapple pizza, wolverines, and Bubbles though. So best we just all calm the hockey fight down already before somebody says something they might regret.

    https://youtu.be/Wu4krJJkkIs

  18. Re: Buy those Carbon Credits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fuck off ivan your potato is showing

  19. Re:God punishes Canada for the by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't even know who that is. But you seem to know and care a lot, so guess who's really "stuck".

  20. No surprise: Same results in Norway by Terje+Mathisen · · Score: 5, Interesting

    All the climate models show that temperatures should rise faster closer to the arctic, here in Norway we have measured the same rise as in Canada, i.e. about twice the global average.

    Norway starts at 58N, North Cape is 71 degrees North. Except for the Gulf Stream Norway would not be habitable at all.

    Terje

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    1. Re:No surprise: Same results in Norway by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      All the climate models show that temperatures should rise faster closer to the arctic,

      Makes sense too, because water vapor is a potent greenhouse gas, with a spectrum that overlaps CO2. Since the arctic region has low water vapor, the effects of extra CO2 are stronger.

  21. So does Denmark... by xenobyte · · Score: 2

    But getting longer warmer summers and less ice and snow in the winter makes up for it! :)

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    1. Re:So does Denmark... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually it doesn't.

      As a Swede I can tell you we're experiencing the same thing, and as you might know we've experimented a bit with forest fires recently, which obviously gets worse the dryer it gets. It wasn't pleasant, and even worse, the ground water levels still haven't recovered from the drought last summer. I have little doubt it'll get even worse this summer.

      Now, I doubt forest fires will be much of a problem in Denmark, but sinking ground water levels will probably be a serious problem for you too.

  22. No, actually that's all they do. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They measure a volume of air's temperature. So not merely the 1m temps of a Stephenson Screen, but the bottom x00m or more. Learn how satellite temperature measurements are made BEFORE you opine on them as if you're knowledgeable when you're clearly a moron on the subject.

    1. Re:No, actually that's all they do. by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      So not merely the 1m temps of a Stephenson Screen, but the bottom x00m or more

      Right, the air temperature at 1meter above surface is what we are interested in. Satellites measure the bottom hundreds of meters, which is not the same. There's a huge gradient just above the surface. Thanks for confirming and elaborating.

    2. Re:No, actually that's all they do. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, satellites measure irradiance. the irradiance of a volume of air below it is put through various filters to reasonably approximate temperature at the surface.

      seriously, maybe you should learn how satellite measurements are made before *you* start opining on them as if you're knowledgeable when you're clearly a moron on the subject.

  23. Canada is the second worst polluter per capita by FeelGood314 · · Score: 1, Troll

    Of the industrialized countries only Australia is worse. We beat the American's by over 5% and that's not counting the fact that we fudge the numbers. The Canadian government chose not to include methane being released by rotting wood from forests. It turns out if you clear cut large areas and then replant those areas with only one type of tree those trees become susceptible to disease. Who would have thought. I guess there is some justice in seeing the Australians suffer but I can't see many Canadians complaining.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

  24. Yeah, and Birmingham is a Muslm state... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fucking brebart morons, they make any old shit up if it fits their political ideology and terrified fears of anyone other than them.

  25. Wrong twice. AGAIN. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wrong twice, as well as with your assertion that satellites don't measure air temperatures.
    CO2 and H2O's spectra don't overlap. They occupy the same band, but your local FM stations both use the FM band, but don't overlap: you have to tune to the specific channel.
    Moreover, WATER FALLS OUT AS RAIN.
    So all you're doing here when pretending to counter AGW science and be in denial of realit is proving that there's a large positive feedback: Water Vapour.

    It has a bigger effect than CO2's yet its presence is increased because of CO2's effect, so that means the effect is more than 2x what CO2 on its own would be. About 3.2-3.5x as much.

    1. Re:Wrong twice. AGAIN. by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      CO2 and H2O's spectra don't overlap

      Here you can see that the CO2 and water vapor spectra overlap between the 15-20 micrometer wavelengths.
      https://wattsupwiththat.files....

      In the dry arctic air, the greenhouse effect is mostly caused by the CO2. And yes, as the temperature rises, and the ice cover shrinks, more water will evaporate, adding a positive feedback.

    2. Re:Wrong twice. AGAIN. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Satellites don't measure air temperatures, dumbass. They measure irradiance. And they definitely don't measure surface air temperatures.

  26. Re: They had it coming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry. I'm truly ashamed.

  27. So you know you're wrong but refuse to accept it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You claimed that satellites don't measure air temps. YOU WERE WRONG. So when this was pointed out WHOOSH!!!! went your goalposts and suddenly it has to be 1m. Except that isn't where our weather is, you fucking lying idiot. Nor most of our livable area: we normally use two or more storey houses, both for living and work.

    So the stephenson screen doesn't measure surface air, only spot temperature.

    Unlike satellites which that is all they do: the surface air. All of it. A volume, not a point in space.

    Nor does that fact change you were 100% absolutely wrong and still refuse to accept it, because you're terrified that if you admit it you suddenly have to look again at all the denier tropes you've engorged yourself on and maybe find yourself wrong about many more things.

    And your ego can't handle that.

  28. Re:So you know you're wrong but refuse to accept i by religionofpeas · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You claimed that satellites don't measure air temps.

    No, I claimed that they don't measure surface air temperature. There's a standard definition for that, and it doesn't mean the bottom half kilometer of the atmosphere. It means the temperature a small distance above the surface.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    Not sure if you're trolling or stupid, but at least this conversation can help to educate others, so I guess it doesn't really matter either way.

  29. Stephenson screensdefinitey don't, then. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since its 1m ABOVE THE SURFACE.

    Moreover, since the volume x00m above the surface INCLUDES the surface, you're STILL utterly wrong about satellites.

    You fucking clueless lying moron.

    And as to that other lying sack of shit Lyingwood Rooster:

    Moreover the spencer data is the result of a MODEL. One where he puts fudge factors in AND DOES NOT EXPLAIN OR PROVE THEIR ACCURACY.
    Moreover which one denier morons like yourself use changes depending on which one is least agreeing with the IPCC.
    However satellites are showing a trend that ranges from higher than the IPCC to lower than the IPCC, depending on whether it is El Nino or La Nina. Lastly since satellite data picks up through a depth ofatmosphere, it will include the higher levels of atmosphere, which due to CO2 being the cause of the warming, are cooler than they would otherwise be if, for example, "it's the sun!" doing it. Because trapping heat in will stop the upper layers of the atmosphere being warmed. So satellites were ALWAYS predicted to show a lower trend if it were due to AGW.

    Oh, and, no, most data is collected by satellite. Several polar satellites will over that areaand they report every ~30km and several times a day. Since Canda is a lot bigger than 30km on a side, most of the data is from satellites.

    Denier morons proving AGW once again. Truly flat earthering in their ineptitude.

    1. Re:Stephenson screensdefinitey don't, then. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoa, calm down. The tantrum and name-calling not help make the case. You just sound irrational. They disagree with you. They weren't disrespectful. Yet you start shouting and calling them names. I seriously hope you don't do that frequently when trying to explain climate change.

      Having a tantrum doesn't help convince anyone of your views. It does the exact opposite. It also makes others who might be open minded enough to listen decide you are irrational and are pushing an agenda based on emotion, not rationality.

      The best way to convince people of something is to discuss it without making personal attacks. A sense of humor can go a long way too.

  30. April SECOND by Hallux-F-Sinister · · Score: 1

    Okay. So it is now officially April 2nd in all of the (at least CONTINENTAL) United States.

    So. Which stories from yesterday here were real, and which stories total bullshit? /. is still doing this, right?

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    1. Re:April SECOND by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only the stories that had the whack jobs blaming Trump for the problems the story created, were fake. Which means every story for the last 2 years.

    2. Re:April SECOND by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its not nice to call the Press Secretary Sanders a wack job.

  31. WTFUWT is a blogroll,not scientific by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MODTRANS is where you need to look, and there you will see that they DO NOT OVERLAP.
    Tell me, when you thought to look for science WHY did you go to a denier blogroll and NOT a science website?Oh, rhetorical question: you did it because going to the science won't give you the answer you want.
    They overlap like your FM stations overlap. They occupy the same band, they do not occupy the same frequencies.

    Next time don't stop at your "convenient" quotemine but do the rest of the post a good reading too. And stop using your denier hindbrain for that, engage the forefront, where rational thinking resides, not where the tribal basal functions of your animal heritage does.

    > CO2 and H2O's spectra don't overlap. *They occupy the same band, but your local FM stations both use the FM band, but don't overlap: you have to tune to the specific channel.*

    You lying sack of denier shit.

    1. Re:WTFUWT is a blogroll,not scientific by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      They overlap like your FM stations overlap. They occupy the same band, they do not occupy the same frequencies.

      Wrong, the spectral 'lines' are not actually thin lines, as you can see in the explanation here:

      http://www.barrettbellamyclima...

      'Lines' overlap

      Pressure broadened lines or bands overlap so that over the spectral range there are no instances of 100% transmission. This is illustrated by spectra of CO2 with 100 m and 200 m path lengths respectively that show that over the spectral range there is some absorption at all wavenumbers. Please note that the spectra have been replaced with their correct titles. The previous titles were for 100 m and 200 m path lengths in error, pointed out by Brenden O'Connor.

      Also: http://www-star.st-and.ac.uk/~...

  32. AKA regression towards the mean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can definitely say that Canada is "heating up" when you want to convey the impression that the weather up there will actually be hot. You could also say that it's "getting less cold and inhospitable" to convey the same information, but with a different kind of spin. It all depends on who is paying you.

  33. Still wrong. Still asserting sans reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nope, never claimed they were infinitely thin, just that they don't overlap. Those FM stations use channels that have width, yet still they don't overlap, despite all being in the same band.

    "'Lines' overlap..."
    Pressure broadening depends on pressure for a start and only broadens the line. More, there's temperature broadening too. Doppler shift. NEITHER mandate that this makes the lines overlap between H2O and CO2. So bringing it up is just more ignorant fluffery.

    AGAIN, go look at MODTRANS. The full QM treatment is done and WTFUWT abused it and lied about it to maintain their dishonest fuckwittery about AGW, just like you. The lines do not overlap.

    Unless you're going to point out that QM means that every line overlaps because it only goes to 0 at infinity, which would not only fit in with your whoosing of goalposts, it also fits with your attempts to try to kill your own argument if it means killing the rational science based real answer you're being countered with.

    Shit, you're an idiot. You sure its not "religion of piss off"?

  34. fastest warming? Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    900 years ago Vikings were raising cattle, barley and wheat on Greenland and had been for 100 years perhaps more. Then it got too cold. It's still too cold.

  35. your not wrong, per person USA is the worst. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    US is way up at the top of the most polluting people, although to be fair Canada is right up their with them. So they basically caused this themselves.

  36. Oh goodie! by screeguy · · Score: 1

    Someday my ggrandkids will going to the store to pick up a carton of Okanagan Valley orange juice.

  37. USA we're #3 YAY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bought to you by and the Lynnwood denier.

  38. I like Canada by rowleydaisy · · Score: 1

    I think Canada will soon be a livable country.

  39. Sweden too by Misagon · · Score: 2

    Temperatures in Sweden, on roughly the same latitudes as Canada, have also been reported as rising twice as much as the global mean.
    The press release (Swedish) from the Swedish meteorological institute was posted last Friday, and in the newspaper this mornin.

    That temperatures would be rising faster near the poles than the global mean, is right in line with expectations. So nobody around here who is the least bit in the know about climate change is surprised one bit.

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    "We mustn't be caught by surprise by our own advancing technology" -- Aldous Huxley
  40. It's all a load of horse shit by gabrieltss · · Score: 0, Troll

    The Climate Change "Truthers" (including their "scientists") will continue to say "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!" and "Death to Climate Change Deniers!"

    The Climate Change "deniers" will continue to say "No it's not, no it's not" "Death to the Climate Change "Truthers"!".

    Guess what it's all a load of horse shit! No one on either side can TRUTHFULLY prove their point! I don't give a shit how many articles you point to, how many FAKE, DISCREDITED studies you point too. How much FALSIFIED data you point to. Because BOTH sides have been shown to have BULLSHIT coming out of their mouths!

    Go ahead mod this flamebait - but the fact is THE TRUTH IS A VIRUS! Both sides a completely full of HORSE SHIT!

    So enough of this already!

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    The Truth is a Virus!!!
    1. Re:It's all a load of horse shit by religionofpeas · · Score: 0

      I don't give a shit how many articles you point to, how many FAKE, DISCREDITED studies you point too.

      In other words, you're a denier.

    2. Re:It's all a load of horse shit by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      No one on either side can TRUTHFULLY prove their point!

      Climate change is science. Proof is for mathematicians.

    3. Re:It's all a load of horse shit by slashhax0r · · Score: 2

      Cool story Bro. Where'd you get your Phd In climate?

    4. Re: It's all a load of horse shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The lies you propagate are actively undermining belief in science. Stop it.

    5. Re: It's all a load of horse shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then why does it not make useful predictions that can be confirmed by data? There is zero data lining up for any of their theories. At best, they doctor the data or doctor the parameters so they appear to match after the fact. That isn't science, it is politically motivated fraud.

      If it is science, it makes the whole of science less for it being a part of it. Stop denying the scientific method.

    6. Re:It's all a load of horse shit by GregMmm · · Score: 0

      No, you missed the point. Instead of labeling someone and dividing people, lets try and have a conversation.

      I agree with the statements 100%. NO ONE is truthful in the big business of climate change. The studies done are funded by both sides and just guess what they find? Just what they want to find. Usually in the extreme. Either there is nothing going on keep burning massive amounts of coal, to the world will end next month. Heck, hasn't the world been predicted to end or be under water by many studies already? I guess we're living on borrowed time.

      The huge business of climate change. You might as well exchange big oil or energy for climate change. Follow the money. You think all these people really care that much about climate change? It's a job. They like money, and so do most of us. It's nice to have and if governments and a lot of rich people want to throw it at someone, why not get some. Of course if a study doesn't prove the funder's narrative, you won't get anymore money. Might want to tweek those numbers a bit if you want to get another study.

      That's the point. By being so extreme on either side, it makes BOTH sides seem like the're full of it. So I understand the feeling. Try starting there.

    7. Re:It's all a load of horse shit by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      No, you missed the point. Instead of labeling someone and dividing people, lets try and have a conversation.

      Claiming all studies (on both sides) are fake, discredited, and falsified, doesn't really sound like an attempt to unite.

      Of course if a study doesn't prove the funder's narrative,

      Who's funding NASA now, and what's their narrative ?

    8. Re: It's all a load of horse shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably the same place you got yours in academic fraud.

    9. Re:It's all a load of horse shit by GregMmm · · Score: 1

      I wasn't trying to unite anyone. I'm not stating one side or the other. When a person labels someone, it usually dividing. That was my point. Also, I don't see any connection with "claiming all studies" (your words not mine) can be faked and falsified has anything to do with dividing people. So it happens? Both sides do it. Statistics lie. Etc... In fact, I don't blame some of them. Tough choice to make.

      NASA? Your kidding!! The huge dump of money into a black hole? Massive government contracts? Takes forever to get anything done at huge costs. Their narrative is they are stuck in the same government machine which is controlled by whoever is in power at the time. So I guess their narrative changes about every 4 to 8 years or so.

  41. Re: Buy those Carbon Credits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not sure why this is marked flaimbat.

    Its a very accurate representation of the whole carbon credit idea. Just loook at all those private jets flying to an environmental conference... Oh they paid some carbon offset, okay!

  42. Amazing. by Dunbal · · Score: 1

    I would have expected it to warm at exactly the global average rate. I mean, isn't that what averages are FOR? /sarcasm

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    Seven puppies were harmed during the making of this post.
  43. Better eplanation by tomhath · · Score: 0

    Canada uses that pinko Celsius system. If they would use a patriotic system like Fahrenheit they wouldn't be warming nearly as fast.

    1. Re:Better eplanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Celsius is patriotic for them, Fahrenheit is patriotic to those in the US who are afraid of metric.

  44. "leaked" the same day as new taxes kicked in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This was coincidentally "leaked" the very same day the new carbon tax kicked in, federally imposed to the provinces that are currently fighting it.

  45. To our neighbors to the north... by fuzznutz · · Score: 1

    Canada is, on average, experiencing warming at twice the rate of the rest of the world, with Northern Canada heating up at almost three times the global average, according to a new government report.

    You're welcome.

    1. Re:To our neighbors to the north... by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      but, not caused by America. It is China that is causing that. Any heating in say north west Europe, would be from America.

      --
      I prefer the "u" in honour as it seems to be missing these days.
  46. Vancouver Sewage by sdinfoserv · · Score: 1

    Yet Vancouver continues to dump raw, unprocessed sewage into the Puget Sound:
    https://www.thestar.com/vancou...

    1. Re:Vancouver Sewage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yet Vancouver continues to dump raw, unprocessed sewage into the Puget Sound:

      https://www.thestar.com/vancou...

      no, they don't 'dump' it. The sewers overflow during heavy rain events, causing this. A lot of older cities have this problem, only resolved by millions of dollars of work separating the storm drains from the sewers.

      Eg. Seattle: https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/king-county-fined-118500-for-sewer-overflow-violations/

  47. Report Timing by Kinthelt · · Score: 1

    The report was timed to come out the same day our carbon tax came into effect. It's designed to freak Canadians out so that they will fully accept the carbon tax.

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    "Evil will always triumph over good, because good is dumb." - Dark Helmet (Spaceballs)

    1. Re:Report Timing by fred6666 · · Score: 1

      wait, you actually expect pollution to be unlimited and free?

    2. Re:Report Timing by fatwilbur · · Score: 1

      Some fun history: Here in Canada we had a conservative government up until 2015, when we elected the current Trudeau Liberals. There was much hate and an "Anyone But Harper" campaign, in which speaking to the opposition you'd think PM Harper was evil incarnate (data now shows he quite handily outperformed his successor). One of the common refrains was that Harper's government "muzzled" scientists and kept them from speaking the truth. In reality this was a very distorted way to represent new PR guidelines to a number of gov't research groups. I know, someone turning something relatively innocuous into a scandal for political purposes - shocking!!

      Anyway, fast forward to 3+ years of new Liberal government, and no scientists have come out with "things they were not allowed to previously say", however I am now far more concerned as to the political neutrality of our research groups with "studies" like these. Not only did it come out to coincide with the new carbon tax, as with ANY change, there are positive and negative outcomes. I see nothing in here that would lead me to believe this is an objective analysis of impacts from climate change, and plenty that it is intended to bolster someone's political agenda.

  48. It's been a long and depressing winter up here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...so yeah, I really hope the Canada is warming up a bit.

  49. Canada Leads the World in Key Climate Metric by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    C'mon, we need to give Canada credit for leading in something besides Hockey and Curling.

  50. What About Victoria by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought that was Victoria?

    Anyhow, BC residents have a somewhat starry-eyed view of themselves as environmental patriots and good guys. BC is supposed to be LotusLand from their perspective.

    So it seems that both Victoria and Vancouver dump untreated (or only partly treated) sewage into the ocean. For many decades. And the province is pursuing a natural gas pipeline and CNG port from the Dawson Creek/Ft. St. John area to the coast. The "no pipelines" policy seems to have a convenient exception for BC projects.

    I don't want to run down BC too much but they deserve some needling over their high-falutin' rhetoric that never seems to quite match the reality.

  51. Windfarms and windbags by hardihoot · · Score: 1

    Perhaps if they measured the temperature outdoors instead of in the full-of-hot-air opinion factories they derive their "data" from, they would see that the warming and cooling trends are normal, that humans have nothing to do with it, just as humans have nothing to do with the shrinking/expanding ice caps on Mars.

    Nothing to see here. Just the usual Chicken Little Climate Change propaganda that's been ongoing since the late 1800s

    https://www.inhofe.senate.gov/newsroom/speech/climate-change-update

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    A word fitly spoken is like apples of gold in pictures of silver --Proverbs 25:11
  52. More fake science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fake scientists ignore that temperatures keep dropping and winters get longer, keep pushing discredited fake science claiming global warming.

    Real scientists don't keep pushing theories that do not make useful predictions. Pseudoscientists doctor the data and employ emotional rheoric and magical thinking to justify their discredited beliefs.

  53. Yeah, well, Jim Inhofe had a snowball.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So who the hell cares..

  54. Talking bollocks is as bad as swearing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so fuck off.

  55. Because it's a load of horseshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a meaningless "STOP TELLING ME! AND PUNISH YOURSELF FOR EVEN TRYING". Why the fuck should they stop meeting? Tell you what, if you fuckwits stop using electricity, they'll stop flying. Deal?

  56. And DPRK is democratic... moron. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nope, the Nazis rounded up the socialists, even before they did the jews. And there was a big thing for killing commies in the eastern front too. Plus go ahead and call trump a socialist. Call the head wizard of the KKK a democrat too. You fucking idiots keep proclaiming that the democrats are the racists, they supported the KKK 100 years ago! Go ahead, call a clan group socialist leftwing snowflakes. See how you like being nailed to a cross and burned alive...

    1. Re:And DPRK is democratic... moron. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try being a conservative African American and see how the Democrats treat you, they'll throw every slur and insult they can think of.

    2. Re:And DPRK is democratic... moron. by maxbuzz · · Score: 0

      The Democratic party created the KKK

    3. Re:And DPRK is democratic... moron. by _Sharp'r_ · · Score: 1

      The Nazis, AKA the National Socialists, and the fascists were against the International Socialists, AKA the Communists. Their platforms in terms of demands had about 90% overlap. They mostly differed in terms of who should be in charge, them or the other guys, not in what they promised to do once they were in charge.

      It was more like an argument between Southern Baptists and the Baptists General Convention over whether to marry homosexuals or not. Beyond that one issue, they're basically the same, with very similar beliefs and tactics.

      That's why pretty much all the major fascist leaders were members of socialist and "worker's" parties.

      --
      The party of stupid and the party of evil get together and do something both stupid and evil, then call it bipartisan.
  57. Yes. It's called SPRING TIME. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And Global Warming does exist: It's called, SPRING, SUMMER, FALL and WINTER.

  58. Edmonton, Calgary... by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    Or any part of Canada that is not within 100 miles of the US border? I don't think Urbanization is the problem here.

    Yes, I live there and I have to say that urban heat definitely exists in Edmonton as well as Calgary. Not every large city in Canada is within 160km of the US border but since we have a population about half that of the UK and a land area about 40 times greater it is true that urbanization is not going to account for any significant effect on the average temperature.

  59. Inconvenient Truths by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    Reminder: Atmospheric carbon PPM is all that separates Earth and Venus.

    No, not at all. First, there is the distance to the sun: Venus is about 100e6 km vs. Earth 150e6 km which means Venus receives about twice the intensity of solar radiation. Then there is the atmospheric pressure on Venus which is about 90 times higher than Earth's.

    You cannot generate a runaway greenhouse effect on Earth by burning all the fossil fuel reserves because they simply do not contain enough carbon, which is not surprising since this carbon originally came from the atmosphere in the first place. If you look at this article then the current estimate is that you would need to burn about ten times the amount of carbon locked away in coal and oil to generate a runaway greenhouse effect on Earth and even then it is not certain.

    Climate change is a serious problem because it will lead to rapid changes in which areas of the planet are habitable both for humans and for the crops we depend on. This will lead to political instability as well as potential deaths due to famines and droughts. Not to mention the damage to ecosystems which may have repercussions we have not yet figured out. That list of dire results should be enough to motivate anyone to action without the need to invent fictitious rubbish about runaway greenhouse effects which, because it is so obviously wrong, undermines the message about the real and still disastrous implications of rapid global warming.

  60. Coldest winter in a century by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We're having the coldest winter in a century here, and it has been colder every year for the past several years. Climate hoaxers blame sunspots. I thought that sunspots were denialist fake science? They were a decade ago, before hoaxers needed an excuse for their apocalypse models being wrong!

    1. Re:Coldest winter in a century by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Century? Nope. Back in the 60s it was colder than this. If we are really lucky, we will see multiple years like this one. But, that is not supposed to be the case.

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      I prefer the "u" in honour as it seems to be missing these days.
  61. Didn't I Read by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm pretty sure I read somewhere, during the time of the dinosaurs, the poles (North and South) were relatively temperate. This was a period of high carbon dioxide content, high average temperatures.

    But the key takeaway was, making the global average temperature higher resulted in less temperature differential between the poles and the equator.

    Thus you had temperate climate dinosaurs living at or near the polar regions. Cast in modern terms, it would be insane to see a crocodilian or a reptile in Finland, Russia or Canada (northern regions in all cases of course). However you can find fossils of those animals there and it wasn't because of plate tectonics moving those lands farther north. Those lands were actually far north at the time.

  62. Re: Buy those Carbon Credits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You aren't allowed to question liberal fake science. It is like the middle ages all over again. The sun definitely orbits the earth, deniers are heathen devil's!

  63. where is all that CO2 over Canada coming from by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    In the north, it flows to the north east. Canada itself is not warming it that much. Northwest America generates very little, so nope. So, where is a massive CO2/CH4/soot based nation to the south west of Canada that could generate so much as to impact them (and alaska)?
    No doubt, we will see Chinese trolls here shortly blaming New York and Chicago for this.

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    I prefer the "u" in honour as it seems to be missing these days.
    1. Re:where is all that CO2 over Canada coming from by CaffeinatedBacon · · Score: 1

      firstly

      Individual carbon dioxide molecules have a short life time of around 5 years in the atmosphere. However, when they leave the atmosphere, they're simply swapping places with carbon dioxide in the ocean. The final amount of extra CO2 that remains in the atmosphere stays there on a time scale of centuries.

      You're a bit thick so again, CO2 remains in the atmosphere a long time

      This means that once in the atmosphere, carbon dioxide can continue to affect climate for thousands of years.

      So it isn't just last years CO2 emissions that are warming Canada.

      This is a much more appropriate timescale

      If we extend our timeline back to 1750 and total up how much CO2 each country has emitted to date, we calculate each nation’s ‘cumulative emissions’.

      If we fast-forward to the accumulated totals we see today, the US and Europe dominate in terms of cumulative emissions. China’s rapid growth in emissions over the last few decades now makes it the world’s second largest cumulative emitter, although it still comes in at less than 50% of the US total.

      So in fact America is responsible for over twice as much CO2 as China.
      But wait it gets better.

      The key drawback of measuring the total national emissions is that it takes no account of the nation's population size. China is currently the world’s largest emitter, but since it also has the largest population, all being equal we would expect this to be the case. To make a fair comparison of contributions, we have to therefore compare emissions in terms of CO2 emitted per person.

      Let's just say, per person American's have been, and still are extremely bad.
      Let's look here starting in 1950 to match the timescale in the summary and report. You can slide it yourself to see that the US is bright red on the map for every year and China barely breaks into the oranges. America's CO2 per person is over double China's even now. And don't forget you started at 16 tonnes when China was at less than 1.

      And all of that says nothing about how laughably inaccurate your 'climate modelling' is. Blaming China because of the wind patterns LOL. This is just you not even using the correct data.
      You are a complete joke on this topic WindBourne.

  64. Political Problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In all cases anything done by the USA's leader are policies designed to hurt people. The desire to kill Obama Care elimination and an attack upon Medicare and Medicaid, the treatment of Puerto Rico , the blocking of borders, the destruction of environment , the weakening of NATO, the defunding of the college for the blind, the defunding of the Special Olympics and more are examples but now we come to the ultimate attack upon human life, global warming, rising seas, flooding, drought, super strong and frequent wind storms, and fire storms never before equaled are being sought out and magnified by our current dictator. Notice that all of these actions are designed to harm people. Has anyone thought that our current dictator just might suffer from sadism?

    1. Re: Political Problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We are done paying for your lifestyle. I don't care if you get hurt.

  65. It's Spring. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's Spring. Of course Canada is warming faster; it's been a meat locker and is finally getting some sunlight.

  66. Lol clueless as ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ha ha ha you have no idea how climate works do you.

  67. LOL WindBourne you don't understand anything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are completely clueless about climate change aren't you WindBourne. lol.

  68. most CO2 historically comes from America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    CO2 lasts more than a year, so why don't you count all those other years...
    Because then you would have to admit over the last 100 years America is the clear winner at pumping CO2 into the atmosphere. If you were even a tiny bit sensible you would compare per person and the situation would be even worse.

    But you only care about this year, because you only care about trying to make China look bad. Even though people in America still pump out twice as much, even to this very day. There are just less of them.

  69. It came from America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    https://www.wri.org/blog/2014/... America managed to be the world leaders in CO2 emissions with a tiny fraction of the worlds population. If you counted per person it would only be worse.

  70. And since they radiate based on their P.E by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    their temperature gives the intensity of radiation. It doesn't even have to be black body radiation, the surface is still in thermal equilibrium due to massive numbers of elastic collisions in the atmospheric molecules.
    Thermometers like the one stuck up your ass when you have a rectal exam don't measure temperature either, dumbfuck, because all they measure is the expansion of a liquid. According to your dumbfuckery this means thermometers don't measure temps either.

    FFS, I've worked with the dude who did all the fucking QM work for modelling irradiances to temperature through a heterogenous layer.

  71. Thermometers don't measure temperature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they measure the expansion of a liquid, dumbass!!!! Fucking moron. What do you think is the energy source for this irradiance? And the surface air IS THE AIR AT THE SURFACE, NOT THE SURFACE ITSELF, FUCKWIT. So, yeah, learn what the fuck reality means before spouting off, retard.

  72. The Day After Tomorrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Polar Vortex scenario has already occurred over Michigan. Winter 2012?-2013? - schools were closed for a month, while buried pipes were freezing and bursting everywhere. Satellite photographs made Michigan look like the surface of the moon.

  73. WindBourne says it's China by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    https://slashdot.org/comments....

    In the north, it flows to the north east. Canada itself is not warming it that much. Northwest America generates very little, so nope. So, where is a massive CO2/CH4/soot based nation to the south west of Canada that could generate so much as to impact them (and alaska)? No doubt, we will see Chinese trolls here shortly blaming New York and Chicago for this.

    He doesn't believe the models.

  74. You're an idiot WindBourne That's not how it works by CaffeinatedBacon · · Score: 1

    firstly

    Individual carbon dioxide molecules have a short life time of around 5 years in the atmosphere. However, when they leave the atmosphere, they're simply swapping places with carbon dioxide in the ocean. The final amount of extra CO2 that remains in the atmosphere stays there on a time scale of centuries.

    You're a bit thick so again, CO2 remains in the atmosphere a long time

    This means that once in the atmosphere, carbon dioxide can continue to affect climate for thousands of years.

    So it isn't just last years CO2 emissions that are warming Canada.

    This is a much more appropriate timescale

    If we extend our timeline back to 1750 and total up how much CO2 each country has emitted to date, we calculate each nation’s ‘cumulative emissions’.

    If we fast-forward to the accumulated totals we see today, the US and Europe dominate in terms of cumulative emissions. China’s rapid growth in emissions over the last few decades now makes it the world’s second largest cumulative emitter, although it still comes in at less than 50% of the US total.

    So in fact America is responsible for over twice as much CO2 as China.
    But wait it gets better.

    The key drawback of measuring the total national emissions is that it takes no account of the nation's population size. China is currently the world’s largest emitter, but since it also has the largest population, all being equal we would expect this to be the case. To make a fair comparison of contributions, we have to therefore compare emissions in terms of CO2 emitted per person.

    Let's just say, per person American's have been, and still are extremely bad.
    Let's look here starting in 1950 to match the timescale in the summary and report. You can slide it yourself to see that the US is bright red on the map for every year and China barely breaks into the oranges. America's CO2 per person is over double China's even now. And don't forget you started at 16 tonnes when China was at less than 1.

    And all of that says nothing about how laughably inaccurate your 'climate modelling' is. Blaming China because of the wind patterns LOL. This is just you not even using the correct data.
    You are a complete joke on this topic WindBourne.