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Canada Warming Twice as Fast as the Rest of the World, Report Says (bbc.com)

Canada is warming on average at a rate twice as fast as the rest of the world, a new scientific report indicates. From a report: The federal government climate report also warns that changes are already evident in many parts of the country and are projected to intensify. Canada's Arctic has seen the deepest impact and will continue to warm at more than double the global rate. The report suggests that many of the effects already seen are probably irreversible. Canada's annual average temperature has increased by an estimated 1.7C (3F) since 1948, when nationwide temperatures were first recorded. The largest temperature increases have been seen in the North, the Prairies, and in northern British Columbia. Annual average temperature in northern Canada increased by approximately 2.3C.

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  1. Good for Canada? by jpaine619 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Maybe they can move out of the igloos and into normal houses. ;)

    1. Re:Good for Canada? by jpaine619 · · Score: 1

      Yeah. It is a work day. It's great when your job involves the internet... Can fuck around all day on Slashdot if I want, and since I'm the boss....

  2. Re:In before Kendall's boring lies and FUD by jpaine619 · · Score: 1

    You do realize you have a mental condition, right? Seriously.. Normal people don't act like you. Seriously.. You need to seek treatment..

  3. Duplicate post? by jfdavis668 · · Score: 4, Informative

    This same story is 12 stories down.

    1. Re:Duplicate post? by Daralantan · · Score: 3, Funny

      Canada warming posts happening twice as much as most other /. topics!

    2. Re:Duplicate post? by jfdavis668 · · Score: 1

      lol

    3. Re:Duplicate post? by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      Canada has to do it twice: once in English with extra u's and once in French with extra accents.

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    4. Re:Duplicate post? by slickwillie · · Score: 1

      Canada is actually warming 4 times faster but they had to release the story in two parts so as not to cause a panic.

      Stampeding Canooks are worse than stampeding mooses.

  4. Well, of course it is! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Canada is a hotbed of virtue signalling.

    It's a dirty business producing blue hair dye at industrial scales.

    1. Re:Well, of course it is! by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      It's not just virtue signaling, we're doing something about it. Trudeau has instituted carbon tax. No one likes it but it will make burning fossil fuels just slightly more expensive than it was before thus discouraging use. We're hoping the other nations that are actually creating most of the pollution follow suit.

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    2. Re:Well, of course it is! by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Must be all the hot air.

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  5. I found out why by viperidaenz · · Score: 2

    Twice the number of this story have been posted, so twice the warming

    1. Re:I found out why by jfdavis668 · · Score: 1

      Cut greenhouse gas emissions by eliminating duplicate posts!

  6. Isn't it obvious? by Real+Data+Collection · · Score: 1

    All those hot French-Canadian women in Quebec!

  7. Mmmmmm..... by WankerWeasel · · Score: 1

    Warm maple syrup.

  8. Take the red pill by nwaack · · Score: 1

    The Matrix just re-loaded.

  9. No it isn't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    * Canada is not warming at all.
    * If it is warming, it's not rising faster than the rest of the world.
    * It if it rising faster than the rest of the world, it's not human-created
    * If it is human created, it's not a significant change anyway.
    * profit!

    1. Re:No it isn't by FFOMelchior · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You forgot...
      * If it is human created, it's too late to stop it now anyway.
      * If it's not too late to stop it, why should we be the ones to stop our pollution when country X is polluting too!

    2. Re: No it isn't by illiac_1962 · · Score: 1

      Nonetheless, this is shaping up to help my retirement plans. I love forests, just not cold ones.

    3. Re:No it isn't by tdailey · · Score: 1

      when country X is polluting too!

      You're not wrong. Frankly, as a Canadian, I'm sick of being told I should feel guilty about our Alberta having one of the most well-run oil industries in the world while Saudi Arabia shits on human rights and Venezuela's citizens live in universal suffrage.

  10. Nova Scotian here, Bull Shit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's the same old cold stuff .. Yes we had an exceptionally nice summer in 2018, but also a very, extra cold winter 2018-2019(thus far). I hate Canada, mostly because of the weather, then socialism(our healthcare SUCKS! fools, don't follow) and now replacement of my people(fastest rate of ethnic change in the world).

    1. Re:Nova Scotian here, Bull Shit... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Well, it can be done right, take a look at Europe. Of course, everyone has to pay, too, it's not just that everyone should be going to get cheap pills.

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  11. Canada needs to warm up by gachunt · · Score: 1

    For all those Hollywood celebrities living in warm California that vowed to move to Canada after Trump won the election.

    We want them to keep their word. It would be ironic if they were full of hot air....

    1. Re:Canada needs to warm up by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      You realize when they move home they'll be old and claim CPP and OAS and will be a drain on the economy, eh?

      (caveat: me too)

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    2. Re:Canada needs to warm up by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      They didn't want our celebrities, built a wall, and made Hollywood pay for it.

  12. Is it Tim Hortons? by kimgkimg · · Score: 1

    They have more Tim Hortons than anywhere else in the world, so maybe that's the cause?

  13. Posting a story a second time... by neo-mkrey · · Score: 1

    Doesn't make more or less true.

  14. Duh ? by McCaskill · · Score: 1

    Where do they get their numbers from? I live in Canada and we had the coldest months ever. It is still in the 20s at the moment...

    1. Re:Duh ? by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      That's like a summer day. I love how trolls forget that Canada has been metric for longer than they've been alive.

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  15. Not a problem by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    It's not like Canada's vast arboreal forests will burn, it's frozen methane locked soils will release massive GHG emissions, and ...

    oh

    wait

    You're saying they have 85 percent of the world's fresh water supplies?

    Ooops.

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  16. Same Story? by raftpeople · · Score: 1

    Is it really the same story? or is it a unique instance of this story?

  17. Re:INB4 Justin Trudeau by barakn · · Score: 1

    More paranoid babbling from the lunatic fringe.

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  18. excellent by ArylAkamov · · Score: 1

    Day of the rake soon

  19. I trust this study by raymorris · · Score: 1

    According to this study, Canada is warming much faster than the US.
    Canada has much much liberaliam than the US.
    Thesis: Liberalism causes climate change.

  20. Good for them, more habitable areas, then by ffkom · · Score: 1

    Looks like large areas of land will turn from freezing to much more friendly temperatures, then. And more space for agriculture, too.

    1. Re:Good for them, more habitable areas, then by neurocutie · · Score: 1

      "Looks like large areas of land will turn from freezing to much more friendly temperatures, then. And more space for agriculture, too."

      I'm sure the Russians will appreciate these features of the land as they invade from the now indefensible northern border...

  21. I keep telling my wife.... by filesiteguy · · Score: 1

    ...we need to buy some beach property in British Colombia and setup a summer resort. Can't wait for the tourists to stop heading to Hawaii and Tahiti.

    1. Re:I keep telling my wife.... by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Buy property in Calgary too, just in case the big one hits.

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  22. Climate Models Predict faster Warming up North by tinkerton · · Score: 1

    The weather models predict that in the north the temperature will rise much faster than world averages, while at the equator it will be slower. So the warming up of Canada is entirely predictable.

  23. Economy by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

    The sad part is, America and China are too addicted to "strong economies" to do anything about this in any meaningful way.

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  24. Re:In before Kendall's boring lies and FUD by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Who gives a fuck? Quite frankly, what's that have to do with this story? Or anything, for that matter.

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  25. Don't confuse climate with weather! by Cowardly+Lurker · · Score: 1

    weather: the state of the atmosphere with respect to heat or cold, wetness or dryness, calm or storm, clearness or cloudiness
    climate: the average course or condition of the weather at a place usually over a period of years as exhibited by temperature, wind velocity, and precipitation

    In simple terms, it is average (climate) vs point-in-time (weather) conditions.

    So climate change means there is a difference in the average weather conditions of a given place and time period versus a different time period, same place.
    Comparing the climate of differing places is not climate change. I suppose it should probably be called place change. Again, in simple terms, climate change involves the climate of the same area, different times.

    However, the time periods must not be too short or too long. After all, a short period is by definition not climate. On the other hand, if the period is too long then you have nothing to compare. You cannot find a difference if the time period extends back to the formation of the Earth. Therefore, to find climate change you must select from time periods that show a difference. Make sure you do it scientifically! Facts matter! Context... not so much.