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ZDNet Does Linux

Querty wrote in to tell us that ZDNet's AnchorDesk page (home of everyone's favorite person: Jesse Berst) is doing a whole big Linux Thing today. Articles Include "Take the Linux Plunge", "Resellers Key to Linux Success", "Essential Linux Tips" and "Jon's Linux Toolkit", and a (ahem) poll. It looks like Linux is mainstream now.

71 comments

  1. jeez, Berst is bursting! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First Gates lies to my face, then Clinton... And now Jesse Berst!!! Didn't he write a while back that Linux is not going to make it into the office? At least something to the extent that Microsoft's grip is too tight to break even with a damn nice desktop. Or that it would be too hard to pull off. I remember that he got flamed pretty hard by those who came from slashdot. And now he is *helping* people who *sneak* Linux into their workplace to become legit? this is too much. I will never believe anyone in the world again.

    mike@asdf.dds.org

  2. Newbie question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Could someone tell me what this is. Is linux somekind of poor mans Windows?

    1. Re: Newbie question by BuzCory · · Score: 1
      Could someone tell me what this is. Is linux some kind of poor mans Windows?

      No, you might say that Linux is what the real power users use.

      It happens to be cheaper (possibly much cheaper) than any of the "offerings (the kind you can't refuse) from microSnot, but that's the least of it.

      It is more flexible, more reliable, and will do more than the M$ "products".

  3. Just great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And for some REALLY informed opinion, be sure to check out Berst's 'talkback' section. I'm sure it will be filled with "just wait for NT 2000!" and "Why is everyone picking on Microsoft?!?!"

  4. paranoid thoughts on the ZDNet Polls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Couldnt Microsoft Use the polls from ZDNet to
    help show the popularity of Linux?

  5. Good Thing(r) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    t's not a beginner's operating system. If you wanted to learn Unix, though-- which is a very valuable
    skill-- Linux would be the way to go.

    Hey, it's the truth.

    But seriously, there are millions of business programmers who where orphaned when the software houses like Borland/Inprise, Symantec, and Lotus switched from DOS to WinDoze. They totally screwed up the programmability of the database products. The switch from ParadoxDOS/PAL to ParadoxWin/ObjectPAL has to be one of the all-time stupid ideas.

    Something like Tcl/Tk, Python, or Perl is very usable for business rules and database programming.

    ZD did a very good job explaining the use of DOS. With WinDoze they are totally lost, mostly because WinDoze is a lost cause. I'd like to see a coherent explanation of how to get these SQL databases going. Maybe ZD will light the fire you guys need.

  6. AnchorDesk has over a million email subscribers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You may not think highly of Anchordesk, but apparently other people do. The email announcement about the site's contents goes to more than a million people every day. I'm not sure, but I think it has the highest hit count on all of ZDNet.

    And yes, the Linux story got top billing in the email this morning.

  7. 2 Tips. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How to change the number of lines on your consle.
    And how to grep.

    After "a year of using Linux", they've only got 2 lame tips?

    Oh, and there's something you may not like... Linux is like Unix!
    What's not to like?

  8. Newbie question - probably a troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't imagine that a Slashdot reader hasn't
    atleast heard of Linux. This is probably just a troll.

    S

  9. Will we be able to handle this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sooner or later our worst enemies will be the ones steering Linux commercially.

    C|Net, Berst, Ellison, and *shudder* Bill himself.

    If that happens, I may start focusing my attention on hurd.

  10. Yup, LJ is lame. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All they do is reprint mainstream Linux aticles that I already read here first.

  11. "meme of the day"! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    finally, somebody has the sense to cut through all the bullshit and call a spade a spade.

    i salute you, visionary!


    :)

  12. Stockholders. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >The tortured voices of those foolish enough to buy MS stock.

    Damn, I wish I'd been that foolish about 10 years ago. I could retire and devote my time to writing open source stuff.

  13. it all makes sense... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is this slashdot, or is this segfault? You seriously should consider cleaning that up a little and submitting it to segfault.org.

  14. Distress! They mistaken OSF for FSF! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's found in "Diary Of A...". Nothing, I repeat, _NOTHING_ can be further from the truth.

    It's all Eric's fault ...his "Open"-Source Initiative and all that! :)

  15. Newbie question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No it's an operating system that runs faster and better than windows, crashes less, and doesn't cost anything, but because of the typical gargantuan idiocy of the consumer is still a bit of a secret among engineers, scientists, and programmers. Unfortuately, it does take some modicum of intelligence to learn how to use and some investment of time that you will recover 100 fold once you do learn.

  16. What's the latest news on Linux and NTFS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wasn't it mentioned in the beta press release for the 2.2 kernel

  17. I had no idea ZDNET sucked so much... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've never read the thing before. Every columnist sounded like "Jean" from The Onion: "My wacky staff told me about Linux!" Yecch.

  18. GNU, part of Big Brother's plan? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Um, am I missing some years somewhere? I could have sworn it didn't start in 1984... Hmmm 1984. Big brother!!!

    i think that u are on to something here. maybe Big Brother isnt late he is just part of underground unix develment...

  19. Vomit Everywhere. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How does Berst expect me to read his articles when I can't stop vomiting on the screen.

  20. Linux == Mainstream? time to move on!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    okay, that's it, i've had enouf of Linux's mainstreaming.. i'm moving on!! GOODBYE LINUX, HELLO PLAN9!!

    (Linux becoming a part of the establishment.. who would've thunk it!!) :-(

    intresting quote: Linux is only free if your time is worthless. - JWZ

    ROT IN HELL JESSE BERST!!!

  21. Just great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually (except for a few naive idiots), the postings after Berst's column are almost all solidly in favor of Linux.

    Can you believe he said that only seasoned UNIX veterans should attempt to use Linux? Talk about circular reasoning. You sure don't see him proposing that only experienced NT users should try NT.

    "Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain."

  22. goal within reach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we should make linux near to impossible to install.

    we're getting there :)

  23. The year in review. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can someone post the url for "Linux, the year in review" or something similar that appeared recently. It had Berst's contradictory quotes throughout the article.

  24. I tried linux and I never want to again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look in the Talkback section for that comment (or one with a subject like it).
    The guy complains that it was going to take him 10hrs to download a gfx card driver.
    Hmmmmmmmmm.

    And apparently, unless you can use Xwindows, you can't use the internet. Looks like thats the dev teams of Lynx, Pine et al, out of a job then.

  25. Changing minds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Linux according to Jesse Berst

    "I think it's great if you are willing to promote Linux to your boss. As
    long as you are aware of the risk you are taking. The risk of getting fired."
    (Feb. 16. 1998 http://www.zdnet.com/anchordesk/story/story_1774.h tml)

    "Is a Linux takeover likely? Give me a break. Of course not."
    (Jun. 23. 1998 http://www.zdnet.com/anchordesk/story/story_2241.h tml)

    "I personally think Windows NT will be the mainstream operating system
    within a few years." [...] "My belief: Linux will never go mainstream"
    (Sep. 9. 1998 http://www.zdnet.com/anchordesk/story/story_2523.h tml)

    "I've always said that Linux could become a serious challenger to
    Microsoft's Windows NT."
    (Sep. 28. 1998 http://www.zdnet.com/anchordesk/story/story_2587.h tml)

    "How to Persuade Your Boss to Take the Linux Plunge"
    (Jan. 21. 1999 http://www.zdnet.com/anchordesk/story/story_3011.h tml

    by Jesse Berst, Editorial Director, ZDNet AnchorDesk

  26. Newbie question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nope!, a troll is a dumb, evil, creature. To accuse M$ groupies / suits of being trolls is quite unfair (to trolls) as trolls don't know any better. M$ guys do.

  27. get the f*** off slashdot!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Listen, junior, many slashdot readers (myself included) take "poor man's windows" as an insult.
    I find it extremely hard to believe that somebody who reads slashdot has never heard of Linux. Go to www.linux.org and get a clue before saying nonsense.

    (FYI: my www, ftp and mail server runs Linux).

  28. two words: DOJ lawsuit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wasn't Micro$oft going to use Linux as a defence??? Now, knowing how in bed ZDNet is with M$, is everyone too naive to see M$'s hand behind it??? It is the same reason why Compaq is distributing Netscape with desktops and Linux with servers. And the same reason why HP is going to distribute Linux with their servers.

  29. mainstream, oh no!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It wont truly be mainstream until you start seeing rubbish shareware visual basic and turbo-pascal applications popping up.

    Then we'll know its made the grade.

    What a future ...

  30. Typical ZDNet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft... I mean ZDPubs is just using Linux
    to get the DOJ off of its...I mean, Microsofts
    back. They even tried to use journal articles
    to show things like users like Windows and its
    'usability'. I'll bet that most of those articles
    were from Microsoft controlled press, mainly
    ZDPubs. For crying out loud, Ziff and Microsoft
    had even started a company together for the sole
    purpose of promoting the building of games for
    the Windoz 3.2( 95 ) operating environment.

    Trust Nobody!

    Locutus

  31. GNU started in 1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    GNU != Linux

    I agree, the majority of boxes run a lot of GNU software. But let's do an inventory on my system:

    Shell: zsh. Not GNU. Bash? Doesn't exist.
    Editor: vim. Not GNU. Emacs? Doesn't exist.
    Newsreader: trn. I don't think it's GNU.
    /bin/true: 1k binary, non-GNU. (three lines of assembly)
    /bin/cp: Not GNU.

    Last I checked, most of Linux's system tools are not FSF software, although they do frequently come under a GNU license. Still, they're not part of the same project.

    I could go on down the list, but most of the time, when there's a choice between a GNU tool and a non-GNU open source tool, I'll go with the non-GNU tool. As far as the tools where there isn't a choice, I really don't think that the FSF should be rewarded for having a monopoly in a given toolset. If their open source programs were clearly better than everyone else's, and if they were working closely with Linux, providing us with all the system tools we needed, and such, I'd consider GNU/Linux to be a fair title.

    However, most of the system tools aren't FSF products, as I recall. They're known for making monstrosities like their /bin/true, which they've seen fit to attach a copyright notice to, even though chances are pretty good, if someone else were to write a shell script to exhibit the exact same behavior, apart from formatting and copyright notice, it would be character for character the same. Yes, Sun and many other unix vendors have done basically the same thing, but you don't hear me proclaiming their products from the highest hills either.

  32. Phone me back... by Eric+S.+Smith · · Score: 1

    ...when he stops babbling like this snippet: "Our GenX gadget guru Nicci
    Noteboom persuades with promises..."


    Gah.

  33. woop by drwiii · · Score: 1
    good old Guessy Bust, never ceases to amaze me.
    "Oh Linux is baaaad! Stay away!"
    "Linux will get you fired!!"
    "I've always said Linux has a chance against M$"
    "Here's how to get your boss to use Linux"

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  34. Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaah... by Peter+Amstutz · · Score: 1

    Isn't Jesse Berst the same one that wrote the infamous "Could You Get Fired for Choosing Linux?" article last year?

    Now it's "Take the Linux Plunge? How to Persuade Your Boss"

    Too savage.
    Too aggressive.

  35. Newbie question by jabbo · · Score: 1

    No, that's Gnulix.

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  36. It doesn't matter by MikeO · · Score: 1

    It doesn't matter whether Linux becomes mainstream or not. The important thing is that *we* have it. I've been burned in the past by commercial OS's that I spent buckets of time learning to program and creating software for (Amiga, primarily). Once the company is gone, development stops and there's *nothing* you can do about it.

    Now I develop under Linux. The OS code is happily sitting here on my hard-drive. Nobody can take it away!

    *That's* what Linux is about -- not trying to conquer the world. If, as a side-effect, we make the computer world a brighter place, so much the better.

  37. Just great... by Aleks · · Score: 1

    And the funniest thing is that someone is accusing Berst of carrying a grudge against Microsoft! And being on "Linux payroll"! Ha!

    Geez, people can be so clueless....

  38. Bandwagon Hoppers -R- Us by Chemical+Serenity · · Score: 1
    Hey Jesse, if you read this forum (unlikely), do us a favor and stay pandering to your pro-MS lackeys. We don't want, nor need, someone of your extremely dubious 'journalistic' talents writing about Linux.

    <Conspirisii>Unless, of course, you're part of a Microsoft conspiracy to make people abandon linux, out of disgust of the things we read at ZDNet. I know the thought of you suddenly jumping on the bandwagon fills ME with revulsion.</Conspirisii>

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  39. Bandwagon Hoppers -R- Us by Chemical+Serenity · · Score: 1
    Well, lets see here now... in the past, I've seen Berst

    Determinedly and repeatedly denigrate Linux (and other OSes) as inferior and unusable products

    Make statements about Linux et al that were either misleading or just plain wrong, either relying on anecdotal pro-MS propoganda or simply turning his opinions into his own personal 'truth'

    ... now do a complete about face on his Linux stance for no definite reason (though I'm sure we can all guess at a few!), a history of which is plainly summarized on the linux timeline.

    If we extrapolate from his prior examples, it's reasonable to assume that nothing will change except his supposed stance on Linux... that is, there will be steaming piles of mis- and dis-information spread around, cheap shots taken at other OSes, and general 'mindless advocacy'.

    Yes, it's nice to see mainstream press go pro-linux, but a mindless and inaccurate pro-linux stance is just as unacceptable as a mindless and inaccurate pro-MS stance. It's a pity that some anonymous-cowardly linux advocates see that 'any press is better than none', rather than 'good press is better than tripe'.

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  40. jeez, Berst is bursting! by Christopher+Craig · · Score: 1

    Sure he can change his mind anytime he wants. But changing one's mind when one has said somthing like (to quote Berst) "I think it's great if you are willing to promote Linux to your boss. As long as you are aware of the risk you are taking. The risk of getting fired," or "My belief: Linux will never go mainstream" is generally denoted by writing articles with an overall tone similar to "I'm sorry about trashing Linux, I was wrong and I admit it," rather than (again, to quote Berst) "Now I've always said that Linux could be a serious challenger to Windows NT."

    Berst is so full of crap it's seeping out his ears.

  41. Newbie question by jd · · Score: 1
    If this is a troll, there are three billygoats over there who would like a quiet word with you about a bridge.

    If this is a real newbie, you're better off thinking of Windows as a rich-idiot's Linux.

    (Windows is basically DOS with a GUI glued on, and DOS is basically UNIX with everything useful taken out.)

    Anyone who -wants- to pay through the nose for less is welcome to do so. And, whilst you're at it, there's this tower in Pisa you might like - it's getting on a bit, and there's mild subsidance on one side...

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    It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
  42. Me thinks Jesse's column was lagging.. by Ex-NT-User · · Score: 1




    Jessey being well versed in the /. effect, seeing his page hits going down decided to put the /. effect to work to fudge the advertising hits on ZDnets page. Thus providing managemnt with proof ogf his self worth.. especially now since it's propably *BONUS* pay time.



    To crazy?

    -Ex-Nt-User

  43. ZDNET HOT on GNU/Linux by cbj · · Score: 1
    ZDNET has been HOT on GNU/Linux and Open Source all month long. I submitted a link to a rather long article which was done on January 11th and it appears just in searching for 'Linux' on their homepage that they've been doing this all month long. See these articles:
  44. damn, my biscuits are burnin'! by Mickey+Jameson · · Score: 1

    Yaknow, I've never liked Jesse Berst. He follows nothing but the latest "trend" although Linux isn't a trend.
    What makes me absolutely disgusted by this jerk is the fact that he makes a point to declare what is right or WRONG (Linux, a year ago), and then he goes on, many months later, to follow up on what he has said was RIGHT (Linux, now) or wrong.
    Does anybody with an IQ over 32 actually listen to what this hypocritical contradicting bastard says? It's poor journalism ("Linux sucks" - Berst, last year. "Linux r00lz!" - Berst, this year)... Well, apparently people DO listen to him, considering he still somehow has a job.
    -mickey

  45. Hey -- Don't bust on newbies!!! by jtseng · · Score: 1
    I was a newbie once long long ago in a galaxy far far away... But I persisted -- I sought and read everything I could buy or browse. Now I help enlighten (some of) the masses. Don't bust on them! They might not know they need or want it until they try. Help them.

    To help those newbies:

    www.linux.org

    sunsite.unc.edu/mdw

    www.stardivision.com

    www.redhat.com

    www.kde.org

    www.gnome.org

    www.cheapbytes.com

    www.freshmeat.net

    www.xnet.com/~blatura/linapps.shtml

    OK So I'm somewhat biased... :)

    "Linux sucks. But Linux sucks less." - JWZ

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  46. linux is old? by datazone · · Score: 1

    i did not know that linux has been around for 15 years... thank you zdnet for showing me the light...

    and i quote:
    "We've been using Linux for almost a year, and collecting the stories you need to read to get off to a good Linux start. You'll find out why it took Linux more than 15 years to turn into an overnight sensation -- and why it took us months to get past a basic Linux installation -- in Linux 101"

    need i say more?

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  47. Linux vs. W2K by wilhelm · · Score: 1

    One of the links at the bottom of this article is a nice comparison of Linux and W2K. Now, it was 5 pages long, and I didn't feel like reading it, but I'm curious how they can compare a product that is here right now to a product that won't be here until at LEAST the year 2000 (probably later, if I know Microschlock). It boggles the mind. The masters of vapourware are at it again...

  48. No Subject Given by Leidolf · · Score: 1

    You'll find out why it took Linux more than 15 years to turn into an overnight sensation -- and why it took us months to get past a basic Linux installation

    Um, am I missing some years somewhere? I could have sworn it didn't start in 1984... Hmmm 1984. Big brother!!!

  49. skewed poll? by aladdin1 · · Score: 1

    judging from the poll and the link on slahsdot i think an inordinate number of slashdotters will have skewed the results. then again, it might help us get noticed - and maybe my company (almost 100% pro-m$ - they would if they could but a few key apps elude m$) - keeping my fingers crossed?

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  50. no! by aladdin1 · · Score: 1

    linux is not a poor man's windows! firstly it is an actual operating system... oh, just look it up.
    go to:

    www.redhat.com
    www.suse.com
    www.linuxhq.com

    that should get you started.

    soapbox time: linux allows us to get away from hegemony and agony that is microsoft (well at least until we have to go back to work - then, linux makes me wish we were using it in the office since windows crashes several times a day)

    overheard in the office:
    a: hey did you know they have found a win-nt virus?
    linux advocates in the office : what does it do? keep windows from crashing?

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  51. Light my fire by aladdin1 · · Score: 1

    jesse, get yourself an account and stop logging in as an ac.

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  52. No one will ever see it by Michael+Haas · · Score: 1

    Doesn't matter - the article isn't being conspicuously advertised, so few people, if any, are going to see it. Funny, Berst's column is usually advertised fairly well - just not this time.

    Even if Berst sucks, still, I appreciate the mere mention of Linux in mainstream press - but only if its in a place people will see it!

    I don't imagine there are that many ZDNET readers who click on "AnchorDesk"...

  53. Hrmmm... by Michael+Haas · · Score: 1

    Ya learn something (???) new everyday.

  54. Too funny... by bonehead · · Score: 1

    I never thought I'd see the day! Reading through the comments at the end of Jesse's article, his readers are now flaming him for being, of all things, ANTI-Microsoft!

    Jesse Berst anti-Microsoft? Yeah, right.

    It's funny. People say that Linux advocates are fanatical, yet look at how some of these Windows freaks react when Jesse kind of hints that Linux might be, in some situations, sort of OK. I wonder how many of these people wear slip-on shoes for the sole reason that they find those string things on some shoes just a bit too complex.

    (OK, maybe that last comment was a bit immature, but after reading through so much cluelessness, I really felt the need to vent. :)

  55. Newbie question by BiLlCaT · · Score: 1

    Prepare yourself... you're about to get flamed... I will, however, not take that route. To answer your question, quite simply, no. Linux is a multi-user, unix-like system that is distributed for free. It is more stable than windows, runs faster than windows, and smells better than windows. I'm sure you'll hear a lot more.

    -bc

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  56. I tried linux and I never want to again... by Chris+M.+Costello · · Score: 1

    Exactly what is it that you're talking about?
    It seems that you are incapable of understanding
    sarcasm, using punctuation, etc. Since he was
    being sarcastic, I'll skip pasting in his mentions
    of PINE and Lynx. What does '94 have to do with
    *anything* ? I'm 13 and I doubt anyone really
    cares how old anyone else is here.

  57. ZD-NEt..... I have one simple phrase for you... by NikoDemous · · Score: 1

    (in reference to their hit-and-run style of journalism)

    If you have no accountability....you have no credibility...



    Cheers,

    Nick

  58. Jesse in a lie??? by NikoDemous · · Score: 1

    Did I misread? Did Jesse say he's been using Linux? I know for a fact that is untrue as my brother works for ZD-NET and they don't use Linux on their desktops there in Washington State....give me a break....Maybe I misread....I've been up for 28 hours so that's possible...


    Cheers,

    Nick

  59. it all makes sense... by Pudding+Yeti · · Score: 1
    ...if you consider the notion that Jesse Berst is a really poorly written Arexx script running on an Amiga 500 in some janitor/hobbyist/apocalypse-minded Amigan's basement as a last ditch jape of the wintel world.

    My guess is this:

    Microsoft has a secret production facility in the mountains of Tibet, provided to them by Gateway. They are quietly producing Amigas in multi-colored boxes.

    At a prearranged time, to be signalled by the Berst-script announcing "I've always said 'Linux is the only real way to personal salvation, and now it appears I'm right, because JESUS NEVER LOVED FAT AGNES!", the Microsoft/Gateway marketing campaign kicks off, the neo-Amigas with "MS enhancements" flood the market under the banner "The only real alternative there ever was," the Berst script will start gradually revising its stance on the new Amigas, coyly hinting that a whole subterranean basement farm of Amigas is running the Pentagon.

    Net result:

    Linux is supplanted as the meme of the day by eager corporate lemmings sent off to numerous Amiga conventions for free who come back as members of an astroturf organization with the slogan "Amigas: Good enough for Andy Warhol, Good enough for Uncle Sam's Mailed Fist, Good Enough for Me."

    Sometime in late 2000, just before the real millenium change, the Berst script will execute a terminal loop, Microsoft will quietly cease production of the Amigas, and the world will be plunged into a thousand years of darkness. The apocalypse won't happen, either, because Bill Gates will own controlling interest in the trinity.


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  60. Don't feed the trolls by Theseus · · Score: 1

    But on the chance that this newbie is legit, be warned: if you don't know what Linux is, you are probably not ready to try it. Yet. Read up on Unix basics and lurk on /. and newsgroups a while first. I would hate for someone's first experience with Linux to be traumatic due to lack of basic knowledge.

  61. Coincidence ? by IntlHarvester · · Score: 1


    Hmmm, MS announces that Win2K is going to be later than ever, ZDNet suddenly starts printing lots-o Linux articles.

    No conspiricy -- just that outlets like ZD rely on NEW NEW NEW to sell their press, and right now Microsoft ain't delivering. So they go elsewhere.

    Just like back when Windows 95 kept getting delayed and more delayed, and all of a sudden ZD started printing lots of OS/2 Warp articles. As soon as 95 came out, they dropped Warp press ASAP. I'd expect them to do the same with Linux as soon as Win2000 is out.

    (BTW, there seems to be a divergence in opinion in Linux space. Slashdotters seem to think that the mainstream press sucks and they should go away. Others are writting them and compaining that their WordPerfect/Linux writeup was not as long as the MS Office one.)

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  62. Typical ZDNet by Blackers · · Score: 1

    Well well.... Mr U-Turn himself, Jesse Berst, and that great journalistic institution ZDNet have decided to jump on the Linux bandwagon now that it's travelling at 300mph. I'm sure that once they've paid due homage to the current 'fad' they'll go back to their usual profound insights into the wonderful world of Windows...

  63. Linux-in-DOS? by mwr · · Score: 1

    Apparently Jon never thought of putting explore2fs into his toolkit. 0.17 is really stable and good for my uses, anyway.

  64. Jesse Berst by wilkinsm · · Score: 1

    I agree with that. Journalist have to be dramatic in order to get attention. I get a kick out of the thought that maybe all this was spurned by some minor staffer who was caught installing the new 2.2.0 Linux kernel on a ZDNET computer.

    As a side thought, I'd like to see ZDLabs do comparative performance testing. I suspect that they might find the results surprising. ;)

  65. Poor Fat Agnes by machineryofJoy · · Score: 1
    Absolutely brilliant.

    I'm stunned

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  66. Microsoft's defense. by BiGGO · · Score: 1

    Well, this is just an idea.
    ZDNet is a known lackey of Microsoft.
    Microsoft is trying to prove that there are other options.
    Can YOU figure it out?

    They give the judge the "Anchordesk" to read,
    then he says "No Monopoly" and then ZDNet says
    "We were wrong. Linux is crap, use Windows"


    Thats scary.

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  67. Jesus H. Christ by Bastid · · Score: 1

    HAHA
    God I hate ZDNet. Spammongers.
    And why would I wanna use a "tool kit" made by
    Jesse Berst?

  68. Jesus H. Christ by Bastid · · Score: 1

    Point taken:)

  69. Don't be fooled by HomerG · · Score: 1

    Don't be fooled by Jesse's sudden turn around, it is not sincere. He is still Microsloth's whore and doing what anyone in that profession would do that had sold their integrity along with their body, anything their pimp tells them to do.

    The article is meant to show Jesse as a non biased journalist only wanting to promote the best product. But when we view the Talk Back section we see that the people are overwhelmingly at odds with his opinion. Jesse will eventually have to admit that the people were right and MS products are truly the best products available in the world.

    What this two bit whore fails to disclose is that he decides what gets posted into the Talk Back section and what his relationship with his next door neighbor Microsloth actually is. I'm sure there is an article coming down the line sometime in the not too distant future praising how great Linux is and how it would take over the world if it were not for the fact that:
    A) It makes your hair fall out
    B) Makes you impotent
    C) Causes your spouse to leave you for AS/400 salesperson
    D) All of the above

    This message is in no way meant to offend those who's profession is to provide a quality service for a reasonable price while maintaining their integrity and self-respect. Rest assured that I hold you in a much higher esteem than I do Mr. Berst. I just cannot think of a better or more appropriate word to describe this individual.

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  70. Trivia - ZDNet Australia by PhillC · · Score: 1

    I used to work for ZDNet Australia (http://www.zdnet.com.au), until I saw the error of my ways, and a piece of trivial information for you all is that their Web server is Apache, run on a FreeBSD box.

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