Quickies Keep on Coming
Loic Dachary wrote
in to say that
catalog,
a GPLd perl script to create your own Yahoo style directory
is up for download.
ja wrote in to say that
LyX,
TeX a frontend for dummies has officially hit v1.0
From my own blatant self promotion department, I actually
registered CmdrTaco.net
and have moved most of my non-slashdot stuff there- as well as cleaning
up some design issues and making pages smaller and faster
and prettier. Update your links, the old stuff will go away in the
not so distant future.
David Carver noted that
the March 1999 issue of (What? Paper?)
Performance Computing magazine
mentions Slashdot on Page 13 regarding last Novembers reports
on Cheap Alphas.
For something truly strange, we have something
Blaxthos sent:
The Church of the Quivering Otter.
It's actually even wierder than it sounds.
An anonymous reader sent us a link to
a CNN article
about the Victoria's Secret commercial during the superbowl:
Apparently the website got a million hits in the following hour.
Was the game boring or do we just really like Stephenie Seymour?
The answer to both of these is probably yes.
Somewhat related is another patent following the
one we mentioned yesterday.
Rosmo
sent us (Not for the ultra moral!) a patent that might be even scarier
that that one.
Can i get my condom to say "Who's your daddy", /. during sex
would save me a lot of breath,
and maybe make her complain less about me checking
kickass!
An anonymous reader sent us a link to a CNN article about the Victoria's Secret commercial during the superbowl: Apparently the website got a million hits in the following hour.
If I want "news" like this I can listen to my local lame-o radio station.
The condom is designed to play the music when it breaks.
victoriassecret.com was SuperBowl'ed.
man this otto guy is wierder than Robert Rankin
Check out the inventor's address...
:-)
I want to get LyX up and running, so I grab teTeX, but it gives me errors whenever I try to run TeX: /usr/local/teTeX/texmf/ls-R . .
: warning: kpathsea: No usable entries in
:
: warning: kpathsea: See the manual for how to generate ls-R.
:
: I can't find the default format file!
This file exists and the manual isn't terribly helpful. running texhash doesn't help. I followed all the instructions in INSTALL.bin, running install.sh, and have plenty of free disk space.
this is funny
What I want to know is this: What the hell do you record in a music-playing condom? What piece of music would be appropriate? "Stranger in the Night" ???
Better yet, is it a straight audio recorder? We could have all kinds of amusing sounds.
...phil
"For a list of the ways which technology has failed to improve our quality of life, press 3."
Women may outnumber men for email but 99% of my website hits are men. I say men own port 80 while women hang around port 25.
XForms, a non-free toolkit. Although free as in free beer, the source code is not available.
Surprised it's still used after all the flaming Troll Tech got over Qt, which was/is more 'free' than XForms.
Is it Motif, or some homebrew widget set? I was looking all over their site yesterday for some clue, figured I might get a quick answer here - ?
...that someone actually patented such a device or that apparently it has actually been advertised in mainstream print...
What next? No, forget that I asked that, the answer would probably scare me...
Lyx should definately be ported to gtk. The widget set it uses now is horribly ugly and opperates in a weird way.
A gnomed version would be great addition to the modern *NIX desktop. The power of LaTeX in a smoothly integrated, eyecandied enviorment.
It sure would be a cool project if anybody's looking for something to do with spare, or not so spare, time.
Time to face the music when it breaks.
I see even classic Slashdot is now pretty much unusable on dial up anymore.
If it wasn't for the patents you couldn't get anybody to believe some of these things really exist!
I see even classic Slashdot is now pretty much unusable on dial up anymore.
I think I'm going to convert to that religion. Did anyone else notice how dumb those "First Post" people are? Yack.
I just want to take this opportunity to thank all the new members of the COQO for joining up. Welcome Everybody!
Reverend Brian J. Ackermann.
PS: Stephenie Seymour is probably the worst looking of them all. Look at some of the other models.
There's a MUCH better, and more feature-filled links system out, called (of all things) Links.
check it out:
http://www.gossamer-threads.com
-- Karma is for people who think they matter.
is there really anyone out there who's thinking, "Gee, I really don't enjoy SEX enough... it would be way better if some low quality audio were to play at every thrust." What's wrong with this picture? Maybe i'm old fashioned or something, but I think sex is pretty damn cool in and of itself...
i wonder how much RAM those condoms'll have? *grin*
-blarg
-- familiarity is only skin deep
Aight, Commander, since when did you become a Choosey One?
And since when did you start drinking Diet CoQo?
;P
"Kinky sex involves the use of duck feathers. Perverted sex involves the whole duck." - Lewis Grizzard
640kB should be enough for anybody.
Now, wouldn't that be the greatest joke gift?
-- four