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Hacked Sites of the Future

Innova sent us a hilarious page over at 2600.com which has proposals for replacement homepages for a few popular sites, should someone happen to crack them. The Victims are Microsoft, Amazon.com, the Whitehouse, and 2600 itself. Some of the funniest stuff I've seen in days.

55 comments

  1. old news. by Zebulun · · Score: 0

    That's been around for a *long* time.
    still good tho

    -Z

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  2. Endorsement of site crackers and 2600. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

    I'm very disappointed CmdrTaco publicly sort of endorse site crackers (or wannabes) and the 2600-underground.
    Thus, I will boycott slashdot.org for one day (wait, that's too hard, let's say for one hour :-).

  3. old news. by pfaut · · Score: 1

    It may have been around for a while but it's never seen so many hits before...

  4. Ugh..... /.'ed already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By all of what.... 3 users?

    =)

  5. Endorsement of site crackers and 2600. by A+well+known+coward · · Score: 3

    I would normally agree with your statement, but it is not the case here. If you read the 2600 site, they state quite clearly:

    "These were submitted by people who like to be clever and witty but who don't really want to launch federal probes by being clever and witty. So they've gone ahead and modified some famous web sites without actually hacking them."

    Perfectly acceptable in my point of view.

    Later.

  6. /.'ed already? by BilldaCat · · Score: 1

    That certainly didn't take long.. :(

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  7. Hmmmm by fridge · · Score: 1

    Hmmmm..
    Maybe 2600 should consider their own site a bit healthier in stead of cracking other people's without an invitation.. I got two pages right, but after a LOT of 'Connection reset' messages, it was not possible to view the rest (or it would have taken me a few days :)

  8. What took you so long? by Krellis · · Score: 1
    Jeez guys, get with it. Those pages have been there for well over a month, I'm shocked. Usually so fast to get the news, what happened? :)

    I guess someone shoulda warned 2600 in advance so they'd know to add about 15 more servers to loadshare and a bunch more bandwidth. Don't you just love the effect /. can have? After seeing this, I think I'm glad I've never been /.'d!

    Now remember boys and girls, hacking is bad, don't do anything NAUGHTY! ;)

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    Tim Wilde
    Sysadmin, Dynamic DNS Network Services

  9. Slashdotting. by BiGGO · · Score: 2

    So....
    The "almighty hackers" have been slashdotted.
    I thought they're smarted than that.

    I think the /. effect is becoming quite positive.
    even better, i suggest a "distibuted net" slashdot-daemon,
    It will check slashdot.org/effect and slashdot all the links from there automaticly.
    (that would be a good way to knock some NT sites quickly such as algore2000 and microsoft)



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  10. funny foot? by dmd · · Score: 1

    Not to nitpick, but shouldn't this be the funny-foot icon?


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  11. Too bad... by Utoxin · · Score: 1

    That they don't have the old DoJ page, when it got hacked. I never got to see it, and I've heard that it was quite hilarious. Apparently, a group of Macintosh Hackers broke in, and rewrote the whole page. I heard rumors that it was renamed the 'Department of Injustice', and that a picture of Hitler was placed on the front page. Does anyone know if there's a copy of this floating around somewhere for those of us who missed it? It was only up for one day.

    Another site that would be funny to see hacked would be the IRS homepage. Anyone got ideas for what could be done to it?
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  12. Hacking is good. Cracking is bad. by Da+w00t · · Score: 1

    Get it right. :)

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    da w00t. mtfnpy?
  13. NMap - Hmmm.... by umoto · · Score: 1

    Starting nmap V. 2.08 by Fyodor (fyodor@dhp.com, www.insecure.org/nmap/)
    Interesting ports on www.2600.com (207.99.30.230):
    Port State Protocol Service
    21 open tcp ftp
    22 open tcp ssh
    80 open tcp http
    111 open tcp sunrpc

    TCP Sequence Prediction: Class=random positive increments
    Difficulty=134983 (Good luck!)
    Remote operating system guess: FreeBSD 2.2.1 - 3.0

    Nmap run completed -- 1 IP address (1 host up) scanned in 78 seconds

  14. Key-reyest... by eyepeepackets · · Score: 1

    ...these guys using an old ST or somethin' for a server?

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  15. No, you get it right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    hacker \Hack"er\, n. One who, or that which, hacks. Specifically: A cutting instrument for making notches; esp., one used
    for notching pine trees in collecting turpentine; a hack.


    cracker \Crack"er\ (kr[a^]k"[~e]r), n. 1. One who, or that which, cracks.

    2. A noisy boaster; a swaggering fellow. [Obs.]

    What cracker is this same that deafs our ears? --Shak.

    3. A small firework, consisting of a little powder inclosed in a thick paper cylinder with a fuse, and exploding with a sharp
    noise; -- often called firecracker.

    4. A thin, dry biscuit, often hard or crisp; as, a Boston cracker; a Graham cracker; a soda cracker; an oyster cracker.

    5. A nickname to designate a poor white in some parts of the Southern United States. --Bartlett.

    6. (Zo["o]l.) The pintail duck.

    7. pl. (Mach.) A pair of fluted rolls for grinding caoutchouc. --Knight.


    Obviously some people haven't heard of the fact that words in the english language have multiple meanings! :P.

  16. /. effect. by richnut · · Score: 2

    You know it's not only /. that causes this sort of thing. I used to work at an ISP in Chicago, and we used to dread when a customer would call us and say "We're going to be cool site of the day tomorrow, is that a problem?" If the people would have ever given us more than 24 hours of notice we would never have had a problem, but generally it was at 5pm the day before, or 9am the day of. :-) (Hmm warning.. Something to consider, Rob?)

    #define ISP_WAR_STORY
    Mac people might remember when Bungie relased the first Marathon demo. Our core routers were pegged at %110 capacity and our UNIX servers were between 11 and 30 load average for about a day. Ah.. the good old days.
    #undef ISP_WAR_STORY

    -Rich

  17. Too bad... by Jonathan+White · · Score: 1

    Try attrition

  18. Slashdotting. by Mr.+Piccolo · · Score: 1

    According to the OS scanner at mailsearch.particle.net, they're running their server on AIX 4.

    So either their server is badly misconfigured, old hardware, or AIX just plain sucks for Web serving.

    Of course, that might be inaccurate -- Netcraft can't ger the OS type :(

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  19. slashdotting is superior to cracking by cthonious · · Score: 1

    It's simply a better weapon. I wonder what would happen if we all focused our efforts in slashdotting www.microsoft.com. Just for one day. I'd for one like to see what they can take.

    Yeah, I know I'm immature.

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  20. grrr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    first of all, emmanuel is a looser, he cares more about the "hacker mentality" than he actually knows what he's doing, listen to his radio show some time, it's a hoot. second of all, i love how you will often hear 2600 say "hey, we don't condone the 'hacking' of websites, however, we will post an up to date count and archive of every single site that's been hacked! we'll also put up hacked pages of the future! but remember, we don't like it, so don't do it." these pages have been around for months, and it's just dumb in my opinion.

  21. Blocked?!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    2600.com is blocked my my company's proxy! Anyone know why? We use some third party database - not sure which one. They blocked www.askjeeves.com last month. Value for money database, eh?

  22. Endorsement of site crackers and 2600. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "These were submitted by people who like to be clever and witty but who don't really want to launch federal probes by being clever and witty. So they've gone ahead and modified some famous web sites without actually hacking them."

    Perfectly acceptable in my point of view.


    I agree with you. But what is so clever about modifing or even hacking a web site?

  23. /. Effect Takes Out 2600.com by J4 · · Score: 1

    Film at 11. Rob could make a fortune in the extortion racket.

  24. Please leave the IRS alone by kevin+lyda · · Score: 1

    Here's an interesting fact to consider: as an American citizen living overseas I still need to file taxes. Not only that but I have a few other forms to fill out then I did when I lived in the states.

    So if you don't mind, leave the IRS alone. It's a lot easier to download pdf files off the net then it is to take a half day off work to go down to the American Embassy in Ballsbridge through Dublin traffic. Assuming they even have tax forms there.

    In lieu of cracking www.irs.gov, why not write your congressperson and ask them why Americans living overseas have to *file* tax returns even though most often they don't have to pay US taxes (so I end up wasting time, and the IRS ends up wasting time, to determine that I owe $0)? Just a thought...

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  25. 2600 just unveiled a new hacking theorem!!! by DrDude · · Score: 1

    Yes, its true... 2600 has now discovered
    the next generation of hacking, it's called:
    "Platonic Hacking"
    In this make believe world of hacking and
    cracking, people challenge each other by
    producing big corporation look-a-like web sites
    on GeoCities and Xoom.
    This is a turn in hacking history, I am sure
    Mitnick is sorry he didnt think of this...
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  26. Jeeves sucks !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I asked: Where can I find an inexpensive Sun's Sparc Workstation?

    Then all I've got is a bunch of "statistical information about the celestial body" and "Internet resources for the science topic" and "coupons on the WWW" dammit! Jeeves seems pretty stupid.

    BTW I know where to find a cheap Sun box (comp.sys.sun.wanted), I was just making fun of our little retarded friend Jeeves.

  27. Uh oh.../. next on hack list? by ChrisMul · · Score: 1

    Just something to think about...

    these guys are, at minimum, wannabe hackers, right? so, then while getting a bazillion hits might be kewl, getting so many hits that your machines fail FROM ONE REFERENCE SITE might not be so great...

    What if one of them tries to "make justice?" I'm not saying that their site says anywhere that they're gonna do that(it wouldn't anyway), or that there's any indication of it...but I think that the majority of people that consider themselves "hackers" would lack enough maturity to just let something like this go...(no offense to anyone...that's a general statement, and as such, as exceptions)

    Turn on that security, Rob...

  28. 2600 = 14.4Kbps by Khan · · Score: 1

    man....I love this. Why hacked a site when you can /. it.

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  29. Endorsement of site crackers and 2600. by A+well+known+coward · · Score: 1

    I think its is the content and some of the graphics that were chosen for the hack sites which can be called "clever and witty", rather than the idea itself. Some of it was quite funny. Since the site has been /.'ed into oblivion, I can't give any examples right now.

    Later,
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    Joao "no clever nor witty .sig here" de Souza

  30. Been there by Booker · · Score: 1

    Slashdot has already been hacked. A fairly witty one, for the most part. (And hey, don't complain to me about saying "hacked" - that's a direct quote from our fearless leader Rob.)

  31. Endorsement of site crackers and 2600. by jpatters · · Score: 1

    Whats so clever about Mad Magazine?
    Whats so clever about Troops?
    Whats so clever about Segfault?

    Whats so clever about any kind of paridy?

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  32. Damn, you got me by Krellis · · Score: 1

    Doh. *kicks self*. Yup, you're right, I misspoke I suppose :) And I'm usually the advocate of the right way of saying that. Well, I stand corrected :)

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  33. Crack the irs by dirtmerchant · · Score: 1

    How about replacing all of those online forms they have in pdf format with porn

  34. Free Kevin Mitnick! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One with each purchase!

  35. stash-rot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmm.. Someone should submit a hacked version of
    "stash-rot.org: news for idiots. Mindless drivel."

    Then, as iceing on the cake, the stories could just be copied off of segfault :)

  36. Using the /. effect for good, not evil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    www.microsoft.com is round-robin DNS mapped into a pool of different IP addresses. Now, if we went after individual M$ IP addresses one at a time, the weather report for Redmond might read "Outlook for tonight is blue screens, with scattered reboots in the morning..."

    Somebody want to put together that IP address list for us?

  37. Using the /. effect for good, not evil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here they are..

    207.46.131.13
    207.46.131.15
    207.46.131.137
    207.46.130.14
    207.46.130.149
    207.46.130.150

    YAY!

  38. oh my god by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    are we slow on news this week, I think this has atleast been up two years? Thats ok though, Sometimes there isnt anything to post :)

  39. That one crazy nut guy.. by Jonathan+Hamilton · · Score: 1

    I rember the last mention of 2600 had a comment about how 2600 was really just a C.I.A. front to arrest hackers.

    Let me hear that one again please, give the same two page explination.

  40. Hmmmm by FigNewton · · Score: 1

    Consider their own site? Had problems connecting? I think we can chalk that up to the /. effect. I've never had problems with 2600's page loading.

    And they aren't "cracking other people's pages without an invitation." Read the page. Those are spoofs that people made of high profile web pages and were not actual hacks/cracks (whatever).

    Further more you have no evidence that ANY such hacks shown on the page were initiated by the people at 2600. A hack happens, they document it.

    -Aaron

  41. Too bad... by Emmanuel · · Score: 1

    http://www.2600.com/hackedphiles/doj/

    - been there the whole time

  42. 2600 getting hacked right this moment!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    14:40PST
    i was just laughing at the ms hacked site on 2600.com, hitting the back button, 2600 is hacked with FREE KEVIN MITNICK.

    smart move guys!

  43. Endorsement of site crackers and 2600. by Trepidity · · Score: 1

    It's called parody. Many of us find well-done parodies amusing.

  44. What took you so long? by Trepidity · · Score: 1

    A month? I saw this over six months ago, it's probably at least a year or two old.

  45. grrr by Trepidity · · Score: 1

    Well, reading CNN's little side-by-side interview with Emmanuel Goldstein and some IBM suit, Emmanuel impressed me much more. He seems to know what a hacker is, and what the hacker ethic is, while the IBM guy thinks that "hacker" is synonymous with "cyberterrorist."

  46. 2600 getting hacked right this moment!!! by Trepidity · · Score: 1

    Uhh, the Free Kevin logo has been the intro page to 2600 for the last 8+ months. They put it there themselves on purpose.

  47. 2600 /'d? by Macki · · Score: 1

    Yes, it's true, our website is somewhat unavailable right now. We're working to get things flowing again as fast as we can.

    Whether or not this outage is due to being /'d I'll check the logs tonight and let you guys know.

    We're gald you liked it.

    --Macki
    [Webmaster]

  48. What took you so long? by mindphasr · · Score: 1

    They have been there much longer than a month, these 'spoofed' pages have been there for I'd say at least a year.

  49. Slashdotting. by gavinhall · · Score: 1

    Posted by keithk:

    Actually, it doesn't appear to be completely
    slashdotted just yet, it was just excrutiatingly
    unbearably slow. Of course, I didn't wait to
    SEE any of the pages, so the theory is there...

  50. 2600 getting hacked right this moment!!! by cswiii · · Score: 1

    uhh, genius, 2600 is perhaps the strongest supporter of Mitnick's cause.

    more brilliance from anonyimity.

  51. No, you get it right. by Timothy+Chu · · Score: 1

    As long as you have your oxford or websters dictionary open, why don't you look up words like gopher, proxy, masquerade (as in IP masquerading). Guess what, you won't find the meanings that cs "nerds" use in those books. But check out the jargon file for definitions that are a little closer to what the community here goes on. <tim><

  52. Excellent. by WWWWolf · · Score: 1
    Now THIS rules. I'm sick and tired of wannabe-d00dz who ask how to hack the websites - Now I can just a) thwack them with the Cluestick, b) point them to that page and c) tell them they don't need to crack the web server to be creative. If the Cracker Gods of 2600 do the impossible, Hack without Hacking, maybe the wannabed00dz believe. Ah...

    PS. I'm SO disappointed I have to use MSIE and windoze at the moment... I would love to use Netscape.

  53. Uh oh.../. next on hack list? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What if one of them tries to "make justice?"

    Now that would be hysterical.
    Everyone laughs at the so called SLASHDOT effect.

    Wonder who'd be laughing then.

  54. Here an Al Gore Parody Page.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.freespeech.org/kryptzone/GoreSpoof/Gore 2000.html

  55. Way to missing the point again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The point being, words have multiple meanings in the english language. When sifting through a dictionary, you will find what /.'ers popularly call "cracker" is also found to be called "Hacker, 'dark side hacker', samurai" and several other words.

    As far as I'm concerned, the hacker portrayal of being "non-evil" began when some people were using knowledge towards destructive means. Thus began the good hacker/bad hacker bullshit "We're not BAD hackers we just like exploring the system." As far as the media is concerned, or a large segment of the population, "exploring the system" amounts to breaking into someone else's house, checking out pictures, and walking out again. Its still illegal.

    Then of course you have folks that would call those people "crackers" as well. Back in the day, a cracker was something people applied to anyone who cracked copy-protection on software. As far as I'm concerned, a cracker is a type of biscuit.