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Chain Letter on AOL fools TV station

ziggy_az writes "A local TV station aired an ominous story about some "Hacker group" attacking AOL. You can catch the whole story here. " Yes, I absolutely hate getting a chain letter, but at least this time it made more people look stupid than just those forwarding it around.

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  1. "We have the technology!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3

    Out of curiousity, given that there are systems with...

    a) _stored passwords_, sometimes with weak crypto
    b) rather powerful macro languages
    c) a highly homogeneous (sp?), insecure computing
    environment among home users
    d) users that forward mail...
    e) users that rely on hordes of tiny, shareware
    downloaded utils
    f) "smart" mail programs that automatically look
    at attachments

    Couldn't one do some damage here? As in a trojan or worm that waits a _long_ time (say, 6 mo.) before doing anything particularly suspicious? Or, more fun:

    a worm that simply
    a) collects information from say, the registry on
    Win9x; cookie files; history lists; default
    document directories...
    b) attaches it to itself
    c) propagates, perhaps through mail-forwarding,
    perhaps more subtly.

    so that by the time it was detected, private info
    would already be in many, many different places...
    That could inflict a *lot* of damage, in a very,
    very painful lesson to the masses.

  2. Re:Sounds like a match made in heaven by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3

    Rombuu,

    Sounds like you have your own knee-jerk reactions to deal with.

    Making the generalization that "stupid people use AOL" is on the same level as saying that "teens in black use bombs".

    AOL presents itself as easy to use, so, sure it's going to attract folks who are not the computer genius that you are. That doesn't make them stupid.

    Same for Local TV news. Sure, they're not Peter Jennnings, but I sometimes like to hear stories that relate to my hometown. Does that make me stupid?

    A very wise man once said: "Pick the board out of your own eye before you point to a splinter in someone else's"

    Anonymous Kevin

    >Stupid people use AOL
    >Stupid people watch Local TV News

  3. Good Times! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5

    DO NOT RESPOND TO THIS POST! It contains a dangerous virus that will re-format your hard disk! Please pass this on to your on-line friends to help them avoid this problem. Remember, if you see a "Good Times" post, just score it -1, do not respond.

  4. Same Old Virus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5

    Seems like the post off the cypherpunks list from fall of '98 needs to be aired again. :-)


    ************************************************ ******************
    WARNING, CAUTION, DANGER, AND BEWARE!
    Gullibility Virus Spreading over the Internet!
    ************************************************ ******************

    WASHINGTON, D.C.--The Institute for the Investigation of Irregular Internet
    Phenomena announced today that many Internet users are becoming infected by
    a new virus that causes them to believe without question every groundless
    story, legend, and dire warning that shows up in their inbox or on their
    browser. The Gullibility Virus, as it is called, apparently makes people
    believe and forward copies of silly hoaxes relating to cookie recipes,
    email viruses, taxes on modems, and get-rich-quick schemes.

    "These are not just readers of tabloids or people who buy lottery tickets
    based on fortune cookie numbers," a spokesman said. "Most are otherwise
    normal people, who would laugh at the same stories if told to them by a
    stranger on a street corner." However, once these same people become
    infected with the Gullibility Virus, they believe anything they read on
    the Internet.

    "My immunity to tall tales and bizarre claims is all gone," reported one
    weeping victim. "I believe every warning message and sick child story my
    friends forward to me, even though most of the messages are anonymous."

    Another victim, now in remission, added, "When I first heard about Good
    Times, I just accepted it without question. After all, there were dozens of
    other recipients on the mail header, so I thought the virus must be true."
    It was a long time, the victim said, before she could stand up at a Hoaxees
    Anonymous meeting and state, "My name is Jane, and I've been hoaxed." Now,
    however, she is spreading the word. "Challenge and check whatever you read,"
    she says.

    Internet users are urged to examine themselves for symptoms of the virus,
    which include the following:

    The willingness to believe improbable stories without thinking.
    The urge to forward multiple copies of such stories to others.
    A lack of desire to take three minutes to check to see if a story
    is true.

    T. C. is an example of someone recently infected. He told one reporter, "I
    read on the Net that the major ingredient in almost all shampoos makes your
    hair fall out, so I've stopped using shampoo." When told about the
    Gullibility Virus, T. C. said he would stop reading email, so that he would
    not become infected.

    Anyone with symptoms like these is urged to seek help immediately. Experts
    recommend that at the first feelings of gullibility, Internet users rush to
    their favorite search engine and look up the item tempting them to
    thoughtless credence. Most hoaxes, legends, and tall tales have been widely
    discussed and exposed by the Internet community.

    Courses in critical thinking are also widely available, and there is
    online help from many sources, including

    Department of Energy Computer Incident Advisory Capability at
    http://ciac.llnl.gov/ciac/CIACHoaxes.html

    Symantec Anti Virus Research Center at
    http://www.symantec.com/avcenter/index.html

    McAfee Associates Virus Hoax List at
    http://www.mcafee.com/support/hoax.html

    Dr. Solomons Hoax Page at
    http://www.drsolomons.com/vircen/hoax.html

    The Urban Legends Web Site at
    http://www.urbanlegends.com

    Urban Legends Reference Pages at
    http://www.snopes.com

    Datafellows Hoax Warnings at
    http://www.Europe.Datafellows.com/news/hoax.htm

    Those people who are still symptom free can help inoculate themselves
    against the Gullibility Virus by reading some good material on evaluating
    sources, such as

    Evaluating Internet Research Sources at
    http://www.sccu.edu/faculty/R_Harris/evalu8it.htm

    Evaluation of Information Sources at
    http://www.vuw.ac.nz/~agsmith/evaln/evaln.htm

    Bibliography on Evaluating Internet Resources at
    http://refserver.lib.vt.edu/libinst/critTHINK.HTM

    Lastly, as a public service, Internet users can help stamp out the
    Gullibility Virus by sending copies of this message to anyone who forwards
    them a hoax.

    ************************************************ ******************
    This message is so important, we're sending it anonymously! Forward it to
    all your friends right away! Don't think about it! This is not a chain
    letter! This story is true! Don't check it out! This story is so timely,
    there is no date on it! This story is so important, we're using lots of
    exclamation points! Lots!! For every message you forward to some
    unsuspecting person, the Home for the Hopelessly Gullible will donate ten
    cents to itself. (If you wonder how the Home will know you are forwarding
    these messages all over creation, you're obviously thinking too much.)
    ************************************************ ******************

    ACT NOW! DON'T DELAY! LIMITED TIME ONLY! NOT SOLD IN ANY STORE!

  5. Make Chain Mail Fun Again!!! by Suydam · · Score: 3
    Hey...speaking of chain mail... check out the Urban Legends Generator. It lets you build your own chain letters/urban legends and then email them to the ignorant masses.

    Yes, it's my own page
    Yes, that's shameless self-promotion
    Yes, the ethics behind letting people generate their own chain-letters is questionable
    and yes, i still think it's pretty funny
    :-)

    --


    Werd.
  6. Re:Watch the newsreel with this corrected link. by jerodd · · Score: 4
    Could you give that Real video link again... it seems to be busted...

    /me ncurses Netscape

    Netscape is too dumb to understand pnm:// URLs. Grr.

    Try this corrected link.

    Cheers.

    --
    --jon. Postel is dead. May we all mourn his, and our, loss.
  7. Watch the newsreel. by jerodd · · Score: 5
    For those of you haven't already gone to the trouble to watch the RealVideo of the newscast, go see it now. It's hilarious--I love reporting that acts so seriously.

    I'm just glad I'm not an AOL user getting barraged with copies of this.

    --
    --jon. Postel is dead. May we all mourn his, and our, loss.
  8. Send them this by Mr.+Competence · · Score: 4
    Gullibility Virus Warning Posted as a Public Service by Robert Harris
    Southern California College
    Version Date: February 27, 1998

    ___________________________________
    Forwarded Message
    Subj.: Virus Warning!
    From: HOONOZE
    To: All@msn.com
    To: Jake5551212@aol.com
    To: President@whitehouse.gov
    To: Pope@vatican.va
    To: 007@MI5.com
    To: Flounder@fish.net
    To: Etal@etc.com

    ************************************************** ****************
    WARNING, CAUTION, DANGER, AND BEWARE!
    Gullibility Virus Spreading over the Internet!
    ************************************************** ****************

    WASHINGTON, D.C.--The Institute for the Investigation of Irregular Internet Phenomena announced today that many Internet users are becoming infected by a new virus that causes them to believe without question every groundless story, legend, and dire warning that shows up in their inbox or on their browser. The Gullibility Virus, as it is called, apparently makes people believe and forward copies of silly hoaxes relating to cookie recipes, email viruses, taxes on modems, and get-rich-quick schemes.

    "These are not just readers of tabloids or people who buy lottery tickets based on fortune cookie numbers," a spokesman said. "Most are otherwise normal people, who would laugh at the same stories if told to them by a stranger on a street corner." However, once these same people become infected with the Gullibility Virus, they believe anything they read on the Internet.

    "My immunity to tall tales and bizarre claims is all gone," reported one weeping victim. "I believe every warning message and sick child story my friends forward to me, even though most of the messages are anonymous."

    Another victim, now in remission, added, "When I first heard about Good Times, I just accepted it without question. After all, there were dozens of other recipients on the mail header, so I thought the virus must be true." It was a long time, the victim said, before she could stand up at a Hoaxees Anonymous meeting and state, "My name is Jane, and I've been hoaxed." Now, however, she is spreading the word. "Challenge and check whatever you read," she says.

    Internet users are urged to examine themselves for symptoms of the virus, which include the following:

    • the willingness to believe improbable stories without thinking
    • the urge to forward multiple copies of such stories to others
    • a lack of desire to take three minutes to check to see if a story is true

    T. C. is an example of someone recently infected. He told one reporter, "I read on the Net that the major ingredient in almost all shampoos makes your hair fall out, so I've stopped using shampoo." When told about the Gullibility Virus, T. C. said he would stop reading email, so that he would not become infected.

    Anyone with symptoms like these is urged to seek help immediately. Experts recommend that at the first feelings of gullibility, Internet users rush to their favorite search engine and look up the item tempting them to thoughtless credence. Most hoaxes, legends, and tall tales have been widely discussed and exposed by the Internet community.

    Courses in critical thinking are also widely available, and there is online help from many sources, including

    Those people who are still symptom free can help inoculate themselves against the Gullibility Virus by reading some good material on evaluating sources, such as

    Lastly, as a public service, Internet users can help stamp out the Gullibility Virus by sending copies of this message to anyone who forwards them a hoax.

    ************************************************** ****************
    This message is so important, we're sending it anonymously! Forward it to all your friends right away! Don't think about it! This is not a chain letter! This story is true! Don't check it out! This story is so timely, there is no date on it! This story is so important, we're using lots of exclamation points! For every message you forward to some unsuspecting person, the Home for the Hopelessly Gullible will donate ten cents to itself. (If you wonder how the Home will know you are forwarding these messages all over creation, you're obviously thinking too much.)
    ************************************************** ****************

    ACT NOW! DON'T DELAY! LIMITED TIME! NOT SOLD IN ANY STORE!

    Home Page of Robert Harris | SCC Home Page
    Robert Harris is Professor of English at Southern California College. RHarris@sccu.edu


    I keep it around for just this purpose
    Mark

    --
    Those who open their minds too far often let their brains fall out.
  9. Re:Good Times! -- A Bad Day... by Mr.+Competence · · Score: 5


    I know this guy whose neighbor, a young man, was home recovering
    from having been served a rat in his bucket of Kentucky Fried
    Chicken.

    So anyway, one day he went to sleep and when he awoke he was in his
    bathtub and it was full of ice and he was sore all over. When he
    got out of the tub he realized that HIS KIDNEYS HAD BEEN STOLEN,
    and he saw a note on his mirror that said "Call 911!"

    But he was afraid to use his phone because it was connected to his
    computer, and there was a virus on his computer that would destroy
    his hard drive if he opened an e-mail entitled "Join the crew!" He
    knew it wasn't a hoax, because he himself was a computer programmer
    who was working on software to save us from Armageddon when the
    year 2000 rolls around. His program will prevent a global disaster
    in which all the computers get together & distribute the $600
    Neiman Marcus cookie recipe under the leadership of Bill Gates.
    (It's true --I read it all last week in a mass e-mail from BILL
    GATES HIMSELF, who was also promising me a free Disney World
    vacation and $5,000 if I would forward the e-mail to everyone I
    know.)

    The poor man then tried to call 911 from a pay phone to report his
    missing kidneys, but reaching into the coin-return slot he got
    jabbed with an HIV-infected needle around which was wrapped a note
    that said, "Welcome to the world of AIDS."

    Luckily he was only a few blocks from the hospital-the one,
    actually, where that little boy who is dying of cancer is, the one
    whose last wish is for everyone in the world to send him an e-mail
    and the American Cancer Society has agreed to pay him a nickel for
    every e-mail he receives.

    I sent him two e-mails and one of them was a bunch of x's and o's
    in the shape of an angel (if you get it and forward it to twenty
    people you will have good luck, but ten people you will only have
    ok luck, and if you send it to less than ten people you will have
    BAD LUCK FOR SEVEN YEARS).

    So anyway the poor guy tried to drive himself to the hospital, but
    on the way he noticed another car driving along without his lights
    on. To be helpful, he flashed his lights at him and was promptly
    shot as part of a gang initiation.

    And it's a little-known fact that the Y1K problem caused the Dark Ages.

    Mercifully, this is the end....

    --
    Those who open their minds too far often let their brains fall out.
  10. Sad part is, people really ARE this ill-informed by fable2112 · · Score: 3


    I used to work for a bank, and the Budweiser Frogs Virus Alert showed up there.

    I patiently explained to the rest of my department that this was a hoax, and there was no way in hell that all this scary stuff could actually happen. I also e-mailed a friend who goes to my alma mater, whose fiance is a sysadmin there, for further backup on this.

    The response of one of my co-workers? "Well, I'll take the word of the president of Company XYZ [I forget what it was exactly] over a bunch of snotty college kids any day!"

    Pity she didn't realize that said "snotty college kids" actually KNOW SOMETHING about the 'net.

    *chuckles* Was her face ever red a few days later when the "This is a hoax!" e-mail was sent from Information Security. *smirk*

    --
    "Somebody exploded a letter-bomb today ... but it wasn't anybody I knew" -The Moody Blues, "Dear Diar