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Return of The Onion

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the wrath-of-the-onion dept.

binarydreams writes "Rejoice. The Onion is back with a new edition, after a month's hiatus. During the break they have done a little redesign of the main page. I've got some reading to do. " As always, the Onion brings a smile to my face, along with some belly laughs, and some sort of problem with my digestive system.

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  1. Finally. by atomly · · Score: 3
    I thought that I'd never make it without the Onion. I mean, seriously, it's the funniest stuff on the Internet. I am kind of sad that they don't put *any* extra stuff in the print version that's not on the webpage anymore. Now I feel like I'm wasting my money on my subscription. Still good to have a hardcopy archive, though, since they only archive the really blatantly funny stories... Speaking of which, what is everybody's favorite Onion article? Here are a few of mine.


    Keep your fucking shit off my desk
    Does this cockring make me look fat?
    Ask a gutshot policeman.
    Ask Sir Mix-A-Lot
    Bantu Tribesman uses modem to crush nut
    Evil Genius Gates drops Windows 98 in NY Water Suplly
    Bill Gates Grants Self 23(?) Dexterity, 21(?) Charm
    RC Cola Celebrates 10th Sale
    Study Reveals: Babies are Dumb
    GM Halts Production of Neck Belts.
    Supercomputer beaten up by more popular computer.
    Rwanda gets plant. "It totally ligthens up the place."

    These are just off the top of my head, there are a lot more great ones that everybody should read in the archives.

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  2. No impact on anything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3

    Yeah, until some thoughtless bastard smashes our atom/universe against some other atom/universe in his particle accelerator. THE SENSELESS SLAUGHTER AT FERMILAB MUST BE STOPPED!


    Sincerely,

    Ludwig Yamamoto
    People For The Ethical Treatment of Atoms