Andrew Leonard on LinuxWorld, Slashdot, and More

Alan J. Wylie sent us Andrew Leonard's article running on Linux.com on "The Three Stages of Free Software Cluefulness". The most clueless part of conferences is (as always) the PR firms. Mine has apparently made up some story about me herding media tycoons about LinuxWorld (I'm not sure if they mean physically or through Slashdot). Anyway, for me personally its a case study in why PR firms don't work in the era of the Internet.I mean, PR companies always screw up (you should see the comically erred press releases I get every day). The difference is that the Internet already has people (relatively) in touch with each other without the help of a PR firm. Their primary function is obsolete. As always, my email address is malda@slashdot.org, and while I don't reply to everything, I do read it. What a sucky way to start of the day.

Comments

I never meant to dis Rob

[Andrew Leonard]

Well, I really apologize for starting off Rob's day badly. I have nothing but the greatest respect for Slashdot and what Rob has accomplished here. I mainly thought it was funny that I was being approached by a public relations firm that was pushing Rob Malda as some kind of Linux celebrity. I most certainly didn't mean to criticize another open source site or Rob himself.

I should have e-mailed Rob and asked for his take on how the PR company was representing him. Mea culpa. I didn't because I was just doing a take on my LinuxWorld related mail, and didn't stop to think about how readers might react. I never imagined that they might think that Rob was personally responsible for the way he was being packaged.

Damn.

Re:I never meant to dis Rob

[llywrch]

Well, Rob is prolly pissed, but I doubt at you. I bet that the following exchange at Andover.com occured:

PHB (nattily attired in that trendy kewl hacker look): We know how much work Slashdot requires from you, Rob, & we want to take some of that burden off of your shoulders. Let you set your priorities.

Rob (thinks about a bug that has been hounding him for the last few weeks, but he hasn't had the time to make it a priority): That would be good.

PHB: So we're going to devote some resources to you & Mr Taco.

Rob (``Mr Taco"? Oh boy!): Sure, there's some guys I don't like to deal with. Marketroids. I've got better things to do than hand out clues to the clue-resistant.

PHB: Good. We've got a PR firm on retainer, & I'll talk to them.

Rob (thinking about that bug, & seeing what he needs to do to fix it): Whatever. I need to do some stuff.

Fast forward to this morning. Not only does Rob realize what the PR firm is actually doing for him, but he now realizes that to keep them from doing it again, he'll have to spend more time away from the stuff he'd rather be doing.

Not a pretty picture to have first thing in the morning.



Geoff

Density

[JJ]

A friend of mine in the military sent me a fax about judging world militaries by "how many trigger-pullers" they have per 10K enrolled members. Perhaps software companies should be judged in the same way, number of tech staff per 100 employees. This way hiring a PR company would count against you or more specifically, hiring too many PR companies would work against you. I'd start investing my 401K in this way if it could be published.

WTF! I want the tour Rob!

[Kurt Gray]

Disclaimer: I work at Andover.Net.

How come I wasn't invited on the tour?! Damnit, I
only work here! I want Linus himself to teach me
all the hand signals and secret handshakes I need
to know to use Linux properly. Ooohhhh, it'so
"cryptic and exclusive" -- I imagine it would be
something like what Tom Cruise found at the
mansion in "Eyes Wide Shut", no? I mean, that's
what goes on at these "secert" Linux gatherings,
right?

Oooh Linux is so "cryptic and sectretive", that's why
you can only download the full friggin' source code for
it on at least 500 FTP sites and countless CDROMs
with full documentation mirrored world wide with
an army of IRC channels open and Usenet newgroups
that have been there since day one openly exchanging
information about it all day and night for the
apst 8 years.
Yeah, big friggin' secret don't know how anyone could've found about it.

Oh, I gotto go, my clue phone is ringing.