The Fridge of the Future
oooooops hooked us up with linkage to amuse your brain on a friday. This is a new fridge That has an embedded computer that allows you to manipulate it all sorts of ways. Very strange.
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Dear Honey,
I am sending you this email because I opened the
fridge and noticed we've run out of milk. I tried
to buy it from http://www.peapod.com/ but their
server was down. Or maybe our browser in the
fridge is not working since I stepped on the
Ethernet cable when I was preparing coffee.
-- Give him Head? Be a Beacon?
-- Give him Head? Be a Beacon? :P)
(If you can't figure out how to E-Mail me, Don't.
Did you leave the fridge plugged into the net all day?
Agreed. I'm a bit creeped out though by the information in the FAQ on this beast, under "How much will it cost?"
Uh... Thanks, but no thanks.
More and more, we're being bombarded with advertising: "Try this, it'll change your life" or "Buy this, it'll make you sexy!" or "You've just GOT to have one of these!!" Can't turn on the TV, the radio, or fire up a web browser or email without being solicited by someone to "Click Here!" or "Buy now!!" For fsck's sake, enough already! I can't even get in my car and drive out to the country without seeing billboard after billboard beckoning me to buy more stuff!
The last think I want to do is actually invite even more advertising into my home with one of these monsters... Ugh...
Where the value of X-Mailer: is the true measure of a man...
Oh, and you can also use this nifty toy to send Internet E-Mail, and browse too. (Tell me, who the hell is going to stand in front of the refrigerator for 2 hours surfing the net when there is a computer in the next room? Don't even say "well, they might not HAVE a computer!" Please....If they have one of these things, they have a computer.)
Well, we've moved in to the Computer/Kitchen appliance era. Now, instead of putting up your kid's artwork with magnets, you get to scan them in and make a slideshow.
Don't try to use the magnets. You'll distort the screen.
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First we got the computer hassock, now the screen fridge.
Can the Xeon Toothbrush(tm) be far behind? ("More power to get to those nasty teeth in the back!")
How about the Alpha Door(tm)? ("Not only can I open automatically, but I can finish the SETI work in a week or two.")
The Linux Loveseat(tm)? ("Open source couch potato.")
The list is endless.
im sorry but I just can't resist. Such a fridge truly would be "a cold, calculating machine"
I've got the only Linux Powered Bat House in the world.
And it's on the Internet here
And such a beauty would surely become my "Open Source" of beer!
"There is no surer way to ruin a good discussion than to contaminate it with the facts."
- E-mail
- WWW Surfing
- Recipe & menu wares
- Any other software you can server over a wire.
Looks like this is where household appliances are headed. Ultimately, you'll be able to have your refrigerator tell the oven how to cook the turkey and digitally page you on your family to call them to dinner.Set up an inventory controll package and you can even have it generate your shopping list.
Build in speakers, microphone, and camera and you have a ready-made speaker-phone with video conferencing, and you can play Netradio while you work.
D. Keith Higgs
CWRU. Kelvin Smith Library
My office has been taken over by iPod people.
...and you could overclock the hell out of them with the abundance of refrigerant available!
(god i'm bored today!)
It has all of the right attributes:
- It is centrally located
- Everyone is going to look at it regularly
- It is at eye level
- It is a flat, vertical surface. It won't be buried in other clutter.
I cannot see using it to monitor the contents of the refrigerator for reorders. Seems like a big waste of time to me. "Sniffing" for spoiled food could be good. Honestly, most of the applications that I can think of are really not refrigerator-related. It would be too hard to use the dishwasher-mounted model, thoughAlso, we could mount a camera on it, facing the kitchen, and see who really ate all of the leftovers.
Jeff;
No longer must we search for cooling solutions for our PC's...gone are the days of 12 and 15 fans.
We can use our computer refrigerator as an overclocking beast in our dens!
And we can even put beer in it!
Joe
So, uh... have you actually got any bats in that bat house yet?