Comdex Mid-Week Quickies
We're rolling around the middle of the week for Comdex, and thought maybe people would like to hear some of the news. Linus was awarded person of the year by PC Magazine. Here at the Andover.net booth we've been doing Install Races - 4 PM everyday. The winner for the week gets a Herman Miller Aeron Chair. Rob and I went to the Spencer Katt party on Monday night (Thanks Tim!) and had a good time - but the Post had a funny write-up about it. We had a good time there, unlike the Caldera party that we were locked out of and had to come back later after walking three miles. Grrr - we get that as well as listening to their audience scream "E-Business" to try to get t-shirts. Which is giving everyone migraines in a two hundred mile radius. Starlady has done some general Comdex write-ups, as well as Linux Biz Expo specific stuff. Apparently, Global Media won best Linux product of show for their "streaming product". One of the funniest parts of the show was the kid who mooned Bill Gates - Gates is just out of the picture. Oh, and on another note, CowboyNeal loves his Cyberlegs.
Sorry to be the evil advocate here, but did anyone else here go to the MS bash?
What's especially scary is the Microsoft guy off to the left who seems to be enjoying the view :)
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My mom's going to kick you in the face!
My dad is at Comdex right now, and he's been emailing me about 3 times a day telling what he is doing. He seems to be having a blast, and has picked up A BUNCH of stuff for me and the rest of my family. He has 22 shirts at last count, at least 5 of them Linux shirts, then he's buying two Slashdot shirts, one of them with Rob and Jeff's autograph :-) He wondering how the heck he's going to get all this stuff home. Now, I'll either be the coolest guy at school, that, or else the nerdiest :-) I really wish I didn't have school, and was over 18. Comdex would be the best vacation I ever had.
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My mom's going to kick you in the face!
you don't have to be 18 anymore, do you? didn't COMDEX relax the no 18 on the floor rule for ultra-young execs that are starting to proliferate the COMDEX crowd?
I am, therefore you think.
Hey, didja see, they quoted Dan Bricklin, CTO of Trellix, Inc? Excuse me, but wasn't this the guy that wrote Visicalc for the Apple II, and pretty much started the ball rolling with PC's in the office? Seems they could have got a meatier quote from him....
Who else clicked on CyberLegs and expected to find something naughty?
...anyone?
...just me?
...nevermind
Finkployd
hmmmm... cyber-legs.com maybe?
I am, therefore you think.
I'm curious to know how many cyberlegs were sold just now because of the plug and link to their site... Hmmm... How do I get slashdot to mention my site? I promise I'll make it un-slashdottable!
-Adam
The beatings will continue until moral improves.
For those who can't reach kurt.andover.net, check out the half-moon at this mirror. I do agree with the poster who noticed a naughty grin on the Microsoft booth guy to the left.
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Any brilliant-minded, emotionally-stable, obsessive with a streak of genius a parsec wide could do as well.
Seriously, though, Comdex is proving a landmard convention. There is a shift in attitude away from the corporate and towards the open, as demonstrated by the difference in reaction between Bill Gates' speech and Linus Torvalds'.
Once the dust has settled, and the history books are written in the mid to late 21st century, that may well be one of the most significant moments in the closing decade of the 20th century. It's a change from attitudes that have prevailed since the dawn of civilisation, that might (be it in the form of brute strength, or hard cash) makes right.
Of course, you could accuse me (probably correctly) for over-exagerating and being moronically pretentious. Go right ahead! I'm content to believe that this Comdex is as big a turning point as the British Peasent's Revolt, or the spreading of literacy from the priesthood to the commoner.
It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
Quote: "CyberLegs provides a comfortable and healthy keyboard height and angle."
This text appears on the cyberlegs site below the image of a woman who certainly does not look like she sits comfortable and that laptop surely does not seem to be in a healthy height and angle. This looks almost as strange as those ever-happy infomercials where people get excited about the smallest strange product...
On the other hand, working with a computer while standing is indeed a good idea. I do that from time to time at an office where I work as a freelancer and now I consider buying a taller table for my home office, too.
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The two major inovations in W2K that Gore was impressed with - screen magnification and reading for the visually impared and blind - are way out of date. I have had a screen magnification on my old SE/30 for at least 9 years. Reading, I don't know how far that goes back but I think it's even further. I know Apple had something where a simple keystroke would read what was in the current window several years ago.
Davo -- Free speech, free software, AND free beer.
Next time someone decides to moon the CEO of Microsoft, may I suggest that you first get a tatoo of Tux on your backside.
A double whammy.
--Tim "There are some who call me.... Tim"
If someone got a Tux tattoo on their ass it would just look like they hadn't wiped.
anybody who can't access the mooning pic, I have it mirrored at http://enmasse.penguinpowered.com/ images/moon2.jpg
Being at the Redhat booth at the LBE, which is wedged between Caldera and Corel... its a tossup between who is more annoying. At least Corel isnt lipsynching to madonna like they were during setup... but that dumb "E...Business" chant that Caldera is enforcing is drowning me out. I'm having to scream over it to talk to the people at my booth...i swear, before this week is over, i will have to duct tape everyone's mouths (at Caldera) shut.
ok... no more ranting from me...
"and no, im not the spot working for Transmeta, although i wish i was..." -- ~spot "i'm the epitome of public enemy..."
What gets me is how Linus gets mentioned in the /. preamble but not Bill Joy. Anyone else see the strangeness in this? The cult of Linus seems to often forget that the eminent and highly respectable Dr. Torvalds stands high largely because he rides on some pretty broad shoulders. Where would we be without BSD? Joy deserved a mention. As a chuckleworthy .sig I once saw said: "Linux geeks seem to think they invented Unix." -M
Uhh... not to be too offtopic here... but If you had a midweek quickie once, then you don't go to RIT. Come on, women have to go to your school before you can have a quickie at anytime. (Yes, I know, more women go to RIT then many tech schools... but come on, they are all weirdo's taking classes in building 7)
Funny how global media got an award for tweeking RealServer for Linux and providing a fancier package for RealPlayer. Global Media first and foremost sells CD's, competing directly with the free mp3 portals, and their repackaged version of RealPlayer isn't even part of their total business strategy.
Mirror of Mooning Picture
Perhaps if/when other things need mirroring I'll just slap 'em up on the angelfire site. Or I might remove the page altogether. I dunno.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
I only post comments when someone on the internet is wrong.
Hey, not all of them...there are some fine ladies in bulding 70...
"Nobody owns the fucking words man." - James Dean
Would there be a full moon picture that isn't eclipsed by a black square? I'd imagine only Bill and the photographer got the ugliest view.
Well, I'm now home. So I can't ask Patrick. But has anyone beaten his time on installing Linux?
Are they installing only Linux are are they racing it with WinNT, Win3K, Win98, BeOS, OS/2 or others. Oh wait, take BeOS out of the list, it installs in about 10-13 minutes. It would win the race every time... ESPECIALLY with a novice user. A non computer user can install Be faster than a Windows/Linux user can install another OS.
Be = The: Eight way SMP, 64 bit fully journaling file system enabled, 18 Exxabyte volume support, OpenGL, USB, Firewire Enahanced, real time video/audio editing, Bryce rendering, Apache hosting, Quake2 playing, OS for the next millenium. Oh, they did all of that in five years of development with closed source and release whole nuumber $25 upgrades every 6-9 months and free incremental updates periodically. What has Linux done for you lately?
Last Comdex Caldera was distributing evaluation copies of OpenLinux without the source code for GPL works or even a written offer for the source code. While there have been other companies/people that have been involved in GPL violations, this is the first case I have run into where the company refuses to even acknowledge the violation (and as such has never stated that they have any intention of ever following the licensing conditions for redistribution). I am work with a group which intends to file a class action suit against Caldera to get their attention. Please report any GPL works that Caldera distributes at Comdex to lockdown34@hotmail.com and try to give details on any form of source code availablity (written offer printed on CD, written offer provided on paper with the CD, written offer in a readme on the CD, no source code/written offer at all, etc). If there is any written offer, please email a copy of that along with the report. The number of reports we get can greatly effect this case and improve the open source community. Thanks.
does anybody have the "uncensored" picture?
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If you think big enough, you'll never have to do it.
Umm, I know it's censured and wasn't posted, but hey.. the unaltered photo is here. If this offends - tough.
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http://kurt.andover.net/comdex99/moon.jpg
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http://bell-2216.cheg.uark.edu/~jmh3/pix/moon.jpg
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trust me, you DON'T want to see it.
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a.k.a. setting up a machine so you get it "out of the box" ready to run.
Think for a moment.
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1.You are a computer idiot.
2.You want to do neat things with a computer.
3.You are a computer idiot with money.
4.Somebody tells you they will set up your computer to do all the neat things you keep hearing about, for a fee.
5.You do neat things with computers.
People talk about the value of service in the Open Source paradigm. What many don't realize is that isn't only tech support and newbie questions, it also includes the setup and configuration of machines. A plug-and-play Real (or MP3, video, dynamic web) server is worth at least twice what the hardware alone is worth. The same could probably be said (although the ratio probably drops to 1.2-1.5) for home PCs, especially if they are loaded with functional software on an OS that doesn't crash. Service and simplicity, that's where the moneys gonna be.
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Anybody else check out the pics on kust.andover.net, as he chronicles the construction of the Andover booth? That LCD the have in the /. "living room" section looks schweet! Anybody know the brand, model and cost of that unit?
First of all,
Yeah, right. I use my Linux box as a Samba Server and run Matlab from my computer over a network to my girlfriends computer and run a full webserver at the same time that I run an NFS server at the same time that I am playing Quake II at the same time I am crunching SETI@HOME on -nice 2 at the same time I am running a full data center complete with IBM's DB2 and I am AT THE SAME TIME, believe it or not, serving as a file and print server for 1000 different people fom all over the world.
The truth is, that I along with a whole ton of people have discovered how powerful, elegant, and simply stable and user-friendly BeOS really is. This OS was not meant to be a server OS, and Linux was never meant to be a consumer OS. Even Linus Torvalds himself admits that the focus of Linux is to be a successful server. Be has announced that BeOS is for consumers and prefessional media types who can properly enjoy it's power and complete multi-threading capabilities. I am a hell of a lot happier running BeOS than I was running Linux, by all accounts.
And to the guy who installed Linux in under 12 minutes, I doubt anybody counts the "Bare Bones" command prompt only install as legal in this argument. BeOS actually installs the entire OS in under 15 minutes.
And, as one last point, do you know how hard it is to install video capture hardware in Linux. Let's see...kernel recompile, download bttv.tar.gz file for my Brooktree generic card, download xawtv.tar.gz, try to compile both statically since I do not personally own Motif, then cry as after all of this the full screen mode locks up my computer. Okay, well at least I can have real-time audio processing on Linux. Oh, that's right, it's not supported in the kernel yet, and Linus announced that he doesn't want it in there either.
Okay, so I install BeOS. 35 seconds after I install in, I open the TV app which comes preinstalled by default and I am watching TV. Then I open up the cool 3D mixer app and decide that I want to mix some music together. Works perfectly the first time. Hmmmm.....Not hard to convince me. Goodbye Linux. Good luck to the OSS movement, but Linux needs a lot of work.
Anyway, Linux Today Radio shoutcast from comdex at www.linuxtoday.com:8000 or slashnet.org:8000. Join the fun on SlashNET IRC, irc.slashnet.org.
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with a url like "http://kurt.andover.net/comdex99/moon2.jpg", I figured the original couldn't be too far away...
In a happy world we would all have Be workstations and Linux servers.
(Notice no mention of Microsoft there!)
Linux is a fantastic server platform
Be is a kick-butt workstation platform
Byte Magazine - online
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November 22, 1999
"I told PC Platform panel attendees that BeOS is the only system on the horizon different enough from what's available today to be a potential contender as the next mainstream OS after Windows."
http://www.byte.com/column/comdex/BYT19991117S0
It's amazing that anything get done there. Isn't COMDEX supposed to be cool toys and cool deals, but not to degrade to being a high school gym?
I'm not so sure that some of the vendors like TurboLinux, Caldera and Corel are putting out a positive image of Linux by being so over the top. Personally I'd be so thrilled to be there (I've never had the chance) that I'd suspect I'd be on my best behavior. Perhaps I'd party away from the floor, though.
Why is Linux in it's own pavilion? It's because we don't play well with others? Linus spoke in his keynote about "we do it because it's fun and challanging" but I don't think we would ever catch him mooning Bill G. though.
So is somebody giving them away or selling them? I couldn't tell from the line in Starlady's report.
JMC wishing I was there
probably the same guy, but not sure. the M$ mooner as reported on zdtv got a bag of linux goodies and there was even a collection taken in case he needed bail, but he outran the gaurds.
IBM fooled me once with OS/2...but never again! I'm staying Free!
God, how fscking lame...
Even the FSF doesn't file class action lawsuits against GPL violators, and it's their damn license. Get real...
And don't let me ever see you installing Linux on a friend's system, or passing along a CD, or installing packages on systems other than your own if you have no intention of accompanying the favor with a letter stating exactly where you're hiding the source code.
Maybe I should file a class action lawsuit against idiotic Slashdot readers who piss and moan about frivolous lawsuits and then turn around and file their own. Just to "get their attention", of course.
(I think I've finally seen it all...)
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