Medium Rare Quickies
Let's start this off with some Microsoft parodies:
Polo pointed us to a version of office2000 that many Slashdotters might prefer to the Microsoft version.
Lexie (ask out CowboyNeal!) sent us a Microsoft Monopoly
that you probably won't see in stores.
G. Crisp sent us a Lego Penguin: proof that someone has both too much spare time, and too many legos.
An anonymous reader noted that you can get
AccuWeather®5-Day
Forecast for AREA 51. Forecast calls for black helecopters and Gillian Anderson.
witten sent us a random Jon Katz story generator called (not surprisingly)
Katzdot.
While we're on the subject of Slashdot, it's worth nothing that
ThinkGeek is now carrying new Slashdot T-Shirts. Of course personally I'd prefer the 'Kernel Panic' shot glasses, but then again, I've had a pretty long week.
dayeight sent us something that is pretty indescribible. It involves video games, but presumably it also involved some sort of illegal substances too. I think its a metaphor for something.
How about a few 'True Stories' to brighten up your day (no I'm not talking about zany Talking Heads movies). First
zentropy sent us what seems to be a true story about why sports and Taco Bell just don't mix.
An anonymous reader showed us a woman who is trying to get workers comp from her employer since she got
carpal tunnel... her job involves phones, but it wasn't dialing them that caused the *ahem* injury.
The Year Five Billion problem. By then, our sun should have gone nova and incinerated the planet. I don't care what kind of computer you have -- that is going to cause a malfunction.
dragonhawk@iname.microsoft.com
I do not like Microsoft. Remove them from my email address.
I'm surprised nobody submitted the one where a man is suing Starbucks because the toilet in their restroom crushed his penis.
Hey, that doesn't sound like such a bad deal to me. Get your 1.5 million bucks, then go on a vaction to Australia. While you're their, stop by the local cosmetic surgeon and pay a small fee to have your penis reconstructed. Afterwards, you're good as new, and you have an extra million bucks in the bank account.
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