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Geek Horoscopes

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the i-laughed-i-cried-it-was-better-than-cats dept.

Chops-Frozen-Water writes "Your horoscope for next year can be found on Salon. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll say, "Hey! I resemble that!" And remember, The Stars Are Right. " Just for the record, I am an Aries.

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  1. Making the simple complicated ... by Hrunting · · Score: 4

    Everyone knows that all you really need is a copy of fortune and you're set. I don't need some half-wit, just-out-of-undergrad, faux journalism major telling me what my life is all about when I can trust a computer program.

  2. Geek Tarot by Wanker · · Score: 4

    And of course the best way for a geek to read tarot is with a deck custom-built with him in mind.

    My favorite cards:

    Yes, these can be used just like real Tarot cards. Don't know how to use Tarot cards? I'd suggest starting with the alt.tarot FAQ, just like any good Internet junkie would.