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Brunching Shuttlecocks' Findings on Microsoft Case
Quite a number of people recently, includingWrexSoul wrote to say "Are you tired of waiting for the judge's findings-of-law in the Microsoft case? There's a Mad Libs-like toy on Brunching Shuttlecocks where you can have some automatically generated for you by a pack of disgruntled Keebler Elves. " Boy, I sure am *verb* about *subject*
Very much so :-)
"Most harmful of all is the message that Microsoft's Boys have conveyed to every Weapon with the potential to Shoot in the Saskatchewan industry. Through its conduct toward Netscape, Dell, Compaq, Compaq, and others, Microsoft has demonstrated that it will use its prodigious market power and immense Girls to harm any firm that insists on pursuing initiatives that could intensify competition against one of Microsoft's Super products. Microsoft's past success in hurting such Dogs and stifling innovation deters investment in technologies and Hermaphrodites that exhibit the potential to Fuck Microsoft. The ultimate result is that some innovations that would truly benefit Pigs never occur for the sole reason that they do not Fly with Microsoft's Dave."
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Internet Explorer (n): Another bug -- that is, a feature that can't be turned off -- in Windows.
Just write a template file, decide on left and right delimiters, and then call the script from a form like this:
& delim_r=*&noun1=NOUN1&adj1=ADJ1&...
script.pl?template=TEMPLATE_FILE_PATH&delim_l=*
#!/usr/bin/perl
require './cgi-lib.pl';
&ReadParse \(%f = ());
for (keys %f) {
$$_ = $f{$_};
}
while (<$template>) {
s{ $delim_l ([\d | \w] +) $delim_r }{ $$1 }egix;
print;
}
exit;
To the editors: your English is as bad as your Perl. Please go back to grade school.
You can read more about this in the Elements of Language Manual.
my company's corporate mission statement.
Post may contain irony: discontinue use if experiencing mood swings, nausea or elevated blood pressure.
So there. :P
Vovida, OS VoIP
Beer recipe: free! #Source
Cold pints: $2 #Product
"Most harmful of all is the message that Microsoft's Ass Holes have conveyed to every Jerk with the potential to Fornicate in the Moose industry. Through its conduct toward Netscape, MicroSucks, Compaq, Compaq, and others, Microsoft has demonstrated that it will use its prodigious market power and immense Weasles to harm any firm that insists on pursuing initiatives that could intensify competition against one of Microsoft's Hairy products. Microsoft's past success in hurting such Boneheads and stifling innovation deters investment in technologies and Necrophiles that exhibit the potential to contemplate Microsoft. The ultimate result is that some innovations that would truly speculate consumers never occur for the sole reason that they do not defrag with Microsoft's bicycle."
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Una piccola canzone, un piccolo ballo, poco seltzer giù i vostri pantaloni.
My office has been taken over by iPod people.
Most harmful of all is the message that Microsoft's grits have conveyed to every underwear with the potential to pour in the pants industry. Through its conduct toward Netscape, andover.net, Compaq, Red Hat, and others, Microsoft has demonstrated that it will use its prodigious market power and immense trolls to harm any firm that insists on pursuing initiatives that could intensify competition against one of Microsoft's hot products. Microsoft's past success in hurting such geeks and stifling innovation deters investment in technologies and girls that exhibit the potential to petrify Microsoft. The ultimate result is that some innovations that would truly squirt consumers never occur for the sole reason that they do not strip with Microsoft's Natelie Portman.
Regards, Ralph.
(This is only slightly offtopic...)
/. readers out there (btw, this was my only attempt at this):
Another of their random-(foo) generators is the Alanis Morrisette song generator... you supply a noun that is something you hate, six related plural nouns, your favorite color and poet, and the name of a former SO... this one is dedicated to all the
"I Think"
I Think AOLamers are really a huge problem
I Think jerks are too much on my mind
I Think spammers have got a lot to do with why the world sucks
But what can you do?
Like a green rain, beating down on me
Like a Robert Frost line, which won't let go of my brain
Like Mary's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on SPAM
Blame it on SPAM
Blame it on SPAM
I Think trolls are gonna drive us all crazy
And slashdot readers make me feel like a child
I Think hackers will eventually be the downfall of civilization
But what can you do? I said what can you do?
Like a green rain, beating down on me
Like a Robert Frost line, which won't let go of my brain
Like Mary's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on SPAM
Blame it on SPAM
Blame it on SPAM
Like a green rain, beating down on me
Like Mary's smile, cruel and cold
Like Robert Frost's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on SPAM
Blame it on SPAM
Blame it on SPAM
Probably copyright of the brunching shuttlecock guys, but you never know!
Eric
For those who don't want to go through the whole thing, here's a nonsense words version
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Xenu loves you!
"Boy, I sure am *verb* about *subject*"
As in, "Boy, I sure am 'jump' about 'Hemos'"?
Perhaps you mean "Boy, I sure am *adjective* about *object*"
Jazilla.org - the Java Mozilla
It's 10 PM. Do you know if you're un-American?
Vovida, OS VoIP
Beer recipe: free! #Source
Cold pints: $2 #Product
Yeah, if he made a grammar/syntax error in PERL code, everybody would be all over him.
Jazilla.org - the Java Mozilla
It's 10 PM. Do you know if you're un-American?
Most harmful of all is the message that Microsoft's hax0rz have conveyed to every hax0r with the potential to 0wn in the skr1ptz industry. Through its conduct toward Netscape, Naked and Petrified Guy, Compaq, Anonymous Coward, and others, Microsoft has demonstrated that it will use its prodigious market power and immense 31337 to harm any firm that insists on pursuing initiatives that could intensify competition against one of Microsoft's lame products. Microsoft's past success in hurting such kiddiez and stifling innovation deters investment in technologies and sitez that exhibit the potential to r00t Microsoft. The ultimate result is that some innovations that would truly suck consumers never occur for the sole reason that they do not rule with Microsoft's lamer.
Contrary to the popular belief, there indeed is no God.
Sure it was mildly amusing, but isn't this more fit for a quickie instead of a story all it's own. And speaking of the quickies, it's been quite a while since we've seen one.