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  1. Stuck in Satan-mode on Windows 7 Has Lots of "God Modes" · · Score: 3, Funny

    Finally they discovered God-modes. All these years I've been working with Win machines stuck in Satan-mode. Now life will be good...

  2. Re:This means Apple computers are cheap! on Apple's Market Cap Exceeds Google's · · Score: 1
    First, you don't know how much stock I own.

    Second, 1% is infinitely more than 0%.

    Sorry, I'm a nitpicker.

  3. This means Apple computers are cheap! on Apple's Market Cap Exceeds Google's · · Score: 1, Informative
    "Apple is now worth 3 times the value of Dell Computer."

    And since Apples cost only twice as much as Dells, this means Apples are cheap!

    More seriously: as an Apple shareholder I would like to have some dividend. Pretty pretty please?

  4. Yummie! on ISS Gets New Recycling Gear, Ready For Larger Crew · · Score: 5, Funny

    * Transform human waste to drinking water
    * ???
    * Profit!

  5. Less Viagra? on SpaceX Launch Failure Due To Timing Problem · · Score: 2, Funny

    "produced residual thrust for 1.5 seconds longer than expected" Cut back on the Viagra next time?

  6. Leaks guaranteed on MS To Share Vulnerability Details Ahead of Patches · · Score: 5, Insightful
    According to TFA MS has some strict requirements for its intended partners. However, history has shown that the more people know a "secret", the sooner it will be revealed. Not a good thing when fighting zero-day exploits.

    I foresee disasters.

  7. No axe please! on Microsoft's Open Source Guru Faces Tough Fight · · Score: 1

    A guillotine is much more humane (less chance of mishaps).

  8. Ugly old horse on Google's Knol, Expert Wiki, Goes Live · · Score: 1, Informative

    In Dutch, "knol" means ugly old horse (think: Sarah Jessica Parker). Weird choice.

  9. Re:Microsoft Brand FUD on Ballmer Says Linux "Infringes Our Intellectual Property" · · Score: 0
    I guess it's justified to say that Novell = Judas and Linux = Christ?

    We all know what happened to Judas, don't we?

    (no need to state the equivalent of Ballmer, BTW)

  10. Let me be the first... on SGI Sues ATI for Patent Infringement · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    ...to welcome our

    Oh, wait. No overlords stuff this time (how odd).

    Sorry!

  11. Re:So how much will it cost? on Laser TV — the Death of Plasma? · · Score: 1
    you're from Holland? thats weird

    I will enlighten you: people from Holland are infamous for their question: "Yes, but how much does it cost?"

    The most brilliant and cool inventions will have to face this question in Holland. It's why Dells and Linux are so popular overhere (unlike Macs).

  12. Re:So how much will it cost? on Laser TV — the Death of Plasma? · · Score: 1
    Estimated price will be between: arm&leg and all the way up to left testicle
    I see, so it is much cheaper than LCD and plasma.
  13. So how much will it cost? on Laser TV — the Death of Plasma? · · Score: 1
    I must ask, I'm from Holland.

    But really, I'm holding off buying LCD and plasma, because they should become either much better or much cheaper.

  14. Credit card numbers anyone? on Private Data Sold From Indian Call Center · · Score: 1

    (imagine Indian accent) Hello? Yes, you want credit card numbers? Of course sir, no problem sir. How many would you like to have? 100,000? Certainly sir. I will e-mail them to you now sir. Anything else? No? Have a nice day sir. Thank you sir.

  15. No more out of memory messages! on Making Computer Memory From a Virus · · Score: 1

    Now that I know that viruses replicate, not grow: would it be sufficient to buy 1 KB of virus memory, feed it and wait until it becomes 1 TB? That would mean the end of memory makers, wouldn't it?

  16. Virus a lifeform, Pluto not a planet on Making Computer Memory From a Virus · · Score: 1
    I just *knew* someone was going to bring something like this up.
    Glad to be of service.
    whether we need to redefine our parameters for life to include the virus
    Hey, until a few weeks ago Pluto was a planet. And Pluto is much bigger than most viruses.
  17. Link to the ad on McAfee, Symantec Think Vista Unfair · · Score: 1
  18. Life is about to become more complicated on Making Computer Memory From a Virus · · Score: 1

    From some security web site: "Some scanners claim to be able to disinfect viruses in memory, and they may even succeed in doing so, but it is generally highly recommended that you first make sure that there is no virus in memory before you attempt to clean your computer." Now that viruses can not only be in memory, but be memory itself, it's time to rewrite many books and web pages, before a lot of damage is done.

  19. Suitable for Macs! on Making Computer Memory From a Virus · · Score: 1

    As long as the virusses look like fish. Agreed? Steve?

  20. Re:Not suitable for Macs on Making Computer Memory From a Virus · · Score: 1

    If it grows, it lives. I dare you to prove me wrong.

  21. Not suitable for Macs on Making Computer Memory From a Virus · · Score: 2, Funny

    Steve (a veganist) won't have any of this. Living creatures serving as memory. Yuk!

  22. On Uranus or in Uranus? on Hubble Discovers Dark Spot on Uranus · · Score: 1

    English isn't my first language, you know...

  23. Despite the proof... on A Mac Fan's Take On Vista · · Score: 0

    ...that previous year's OS X is next year's Vista: people still won't come over to the OS X platform (is my prediction). With the advent of the Intel Macs, no more excuse exists not to migrate to the literally safer option. Why can't people let go of that Windows ****?

  24. Re:So how is the pay? on Good Agile — Development Without Deadlines · · Score: 1
    You have to be a genius with god-like programming skills.
    I fail to see the problem.
  25. So how is the pay? on Good Agile — Development Without Deadlines · · Score: 1

    There's got to be a catch somewhere!