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  1. In Soviet Russia... on PornHub Uses Computer Vision To ID Actors, Acts In Its Videos (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 1

    ... porn identifying AI watches YOUR sex acts.

  2. Re:Don't I know her? on PornHub Uses Computer Vision To ID Actors, Acts In Its Videos (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 1

    Don't forget "find your horse, donkey, goat or sheep". =) No porn search option in 2017 would be complete without that capability.

  3. Re:An AI That Watches 500K+ Porn Videos? on PornHub Uses Computer Vision To ID Actors, Acts In Its Videos (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 1, Funny

    Wouldn't that depend on how much Backpropagation this particular AI engages in? =)

  4. Re:An AI That Watches 500K+ Porn Videos? on PornHub Uses Computer Vision To ID Actors, Acts In Its Videos (techcrunch.com) · · Score: -1, Redundant

    Wouldn't that depend on how much Backpropagation the AI engages in? =)

  5. An AI That Watches 500K+ Porn Videos? on PornHub Uses Computer Vision To ID Actors, Acts In Its Videos (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 1

    What could possibly go wrong when that AI becomes sentient and tries to take over the world? =) Perhaps the fear that an AI gone mad may end human civilization as we know it isn't overblown? It would be a "sexy end" for sure... but an end nevertheless.

  6. When The Young Ones Want Android And iOS Desktops on How Does Microsoft Avoid Being the Next IBM? (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    that's when Microsoft is in real trouble. My generation grew up on Windows/Mac/Linux OSs. Its what we are used to. The young generation that lives with a smartphone in one hand and a tablet computer in the other on the other hand may reject Windows completely. That generation may want to continue to use Android or iOS as their OS of choice, except on far more powerful hardware - laptops, desktops and even graphics workstations. That, in my opinion, is where it all falls apart for MS - when Windows simply isn't the big desktop OS of choice anymore, not even in the workplace.

  7. Re:Indian Food Sometimes Disrupts My Digestive Sys on The Problem, Really, is This Thing Called 'Disruption' (wired.com) · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia YOU fix IT's mess. =)

  8. Indian Food Sometimes Disrupts My Digestive System on The Problem, Really, is This Thing Called 'Disruption' (wired.com) · · Score: 1

    And when it happens, I always feel like I may be the next big thing in tech. *grin*

  9. The concept of this short film is good but... on Official Blade Runner 2036 Short Film Bridges the Gap Between the Sequel and the Original (nerdist.com) · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ... it struck me as being terribly directed, with poor choice of camera angles, not very good editing and all. I just couldn't get fully immersed into the short until - I won't spoil it - a certain significant thing happened at the end. I hope that the main Bladerunner film by Dennis Villeneuve is far better directed than this. Ridley Scott's original Bladerunner was masterfully framed and lit, with many beautifully composed scenes and still looks good today. I hope that Villeneuve can live up to that mastery.

  10. Farcry is great, but Soldner Secret Wars is far more fun.

  11. Soldner Secret Wars on Ask Slashdot: What Modern PC Games Would You Recommend For An Old School Gamer? · · Score: 1

    Its free, has old school 3D graphics and is shitloads of fun for a 40+ year old, because the game offers so much freedom and doesn't depend on fast reflexes like Battlefield and COD for example do. Take a look here: https://soldnersecretwars.de/m...

  12. Best Part Is The "Send Money To Bill Gates" Button on Microsoft and PayPal Add 'Send Money' Feature To Skype (paypal.com) · · Score: 2

    You click that button, and your money goes "to a better place" instantly. =) Oh and if you are on Linux or OSX, Windows 10 Super Nice Edition force installs on your computer.

  13. This Is IBM Deep Blue Speaking on Garry Kasparov: The World Should Embrace Artificial Intelligence (bbc.com) · · Score: 2

    The world should embrace Garry Kasparov. I like a man who gets beaten by an AI, but then embraces AI. =)

  14. This May Prove To Be Useful Actually on Researchers Have Found a Way To Root Out Identity Thieves By Analyzing Their Mouse Movements With AI (qz.com) · · Score: 1

    If someone were to steal your online banking credentials, log in as if they are you, and try to empty out your account, this kind of system might prove useful. Unless of course you have a tennis elbow, sore arm muscles or just injured your hand, in which case you would not be able to use your own money and possibly starve to death as a result. =) Remember kids - always keep a small wad of 100s tucked away in your sock, for days when the thief-detecting-mouse-movement-algorithm thinks that YOU are not YOU. And yes, in Soviet Russia YOU are the Mouse Analysis Algorithm. =)

  15. How fast can Snapdragon processors run Windows software? I'm sure that productivity software - Word, Excel, PowerPoint, OpenOffice Acrobat Reader, Edge, Firefox, Chrome et cetera - will run just fine. That stuff doesn't need huge CPU power to begin with. What about something more CPU-heavy like Adobe Photoshop, AfterEffects, AutoCAD, 3D Max,Blender, Handbrake? How fast will that software run on Snapdragon? Of course this is no big problem - if ARM can't run it today, you can always run it on an Intel or AMD box. But the question remains - how fast is emulated Windows on ARM?

  16. And The Hot Stewardess Said... on Your Face or Fingerprint Could Soon Replace Your Plane Ticket (washingtonpost.com) · · Score: 1

    ... oh my you are handsome... Just smile into this camera for me, and I promise that your faceprint will never be stolen by hackers. =)

  17. How To Actually Try This Service - Instructions on For Video Soundtracks, Computers Are the New Composers (npr.org) · · Score: 4, Informative

    Set your browser to https://www.jukedeck.com/ and click "Make" in the top right corner of the screen. Once you've created an account (email required), you can start playing with AI compositions. The options are a bit limited right now - you choose genre, speed, how many seconds in the compositions peaks and so forth. Then their cloud tech composes the track and records the resulting composition through machine learning driven synthesis.This takes about a minute. They describe the tech in more detail on their research blog. This tech is clearly in its infancy. But the audio tracks created are actually quite pleasant to listen to. Not much worse than typical stock music you'd buy for video tracks.

  18. Conspiracy Theory on Almost All WannaCry Victims Were Running Windows 7 (theverge.com) · · Score: 2, Insightful

    MS wanted everybody on Windows 7 to upgrade to Win10 pronto - so they got someone to write Wannacry and release it into the wild. =)

  19. Re: Microsoft Has An Odd Obsession With The Cloud. on Microsoft Improves Gmail Experience For Windows 10 Insiders, But There Are Privacy Concerns (betanews.com) · · Score: 1

    You Sir are a Klutz... sorry... a Cloud a Cloud... You are a Cloud... A nice fluffy cloud in a blue sky, too... =)

  20. I Just Got An Ad For The Microsoft Cloud on Microsoft Improves Gmail Experience For Windows 10 Insiders, But There Are Privacy Concerns (betanews.com) · · Score: 1

    Its in the top-right corner of my browserand IT KNOW THAT I AM HERE SHITTING ON IT. Microsoft has my Gmail's... They know EVERYTHING about me... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH... 1984 - 1984 - 1984 - 1984....

  21. I always knew that SAAS sounded kind of "surveillancy". =) Of course if the real product is YOU, then it should be called YAAS - YOU As A Service. 10 more years of this and nobody will know who is the product, who is the service a who is the server anymore. =)

  22. Re:Microsoft Has An Odd Obsession With The Cloud.. on Microsoft Improves Gmail Experience For Windows 10 Insiders, But There Are Privacy Concerns (betanews.com) · · Score: 3, Interesting

    And I suspect that Windows as an OS is dying slowly, to be replaced by Android/iOS powered computing devices in the next 5 years. So Microsoft desperately needs a new "Windows" like platform - this time it is the Microsoft Cloud. They are trying desperately to shift all your shit into the Cloud, so you become DEPENDENT on using the Cloud. Once Microsoft has you in the Cloud, they will push SAAS - Software As A Service - on you hard. There won't be any significant "software" sitting on your harddrive anymore. Just little front-end "Apps" - essentially just GUIs - that connect to a cloud server back end. Of course you will have to "rent" those apps just like you have to with Adobe/Autodesk software. This means that you will have to provide things like credit card data to Microsoft, which of course Microsoft will datamine and sell to Big Data companies for a lot of money. Its "1984", just that this time, 1984 happens "in the Cloud".

  23. Microsoft Has An Odd Obsession With The Cloud... on Microsoft Improves Gmail Experience For Windows 10 Insiders, But There Are Privacy Concerns (betanews.com) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yes, I get it. Satya Nadella is from Microsoft's Cloud Division so all things MS/Windows 10 have to go "cloud" now and of course all your dataz haz to bee in ze Maikrozoft Klaud az zoon az pozzible. But here's my question: If Windows 10 as an OS cannot be trusted with very basic Privacy - phoning home all the time and such - why on earth would I put all my Gmails in the Microsoft Cloud? If I cannot trust your OS sitting on my own harddrive, why would I trust your Cloud sitting on your servers somewhere? Can you trust Google more than Microsoft? I don't know the answer to that. All I know is - if Windows 10 isn't private, your Cloud service probably isn't very private either. My 2 Cents.

  24. 5 More Years Of These Wonderful Policies... on Microsoft Formally Bans Emulators On Xbox, Windows 10 Download Shops (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 2

    ... and Microsoft Windows will become a dead consumer OS. I used to game a lot on Windows PCs. For the first time I'm considering buying a Playstation 4 Pro instead.

  25. Murphy's Law + Moore's Law = Moorephy's Law on Why Intel Insists Rumors Of The Demise Of Moore's Law Are Greatly Exaggerated (fastcompany.com) · · Score: 1

    Moorephy's Law: "If the processing power of a CPU can double every 2 years, it WILL double, and in the worst way possible. You will have a plurality of CPU cores that each want to do their own thing. And your compiler will not be able to get those cores to work with each other properly. If you code in Assembly, of course, things are very different. Your CPU cores WILL eventually learn to talk to each other, but by the time that happens in any meaningful way, you will unfortunately be a patient living in a psychiatric institution." (Moorephy's Law is licensed under the GNU Multi-Core Assembly Programming Brainfuck 3.0 license).