User: Xaide

Re:BEWARE !! THE SMARTPHONE BANDIT STRIKES AT WILL

On: Smartphone Mugging More Popular Than Ever

I used to get random schmoes on the street asking to use my phone as I pulled it out to check the time. Now I have a wristwatch and the worst I've gotten is, "Hey buddy, got the time?"

Re:Paradoxical

On: Quantum Experiment Shows Effect Before Cause

I'll let my sig speak for me.

Re:How dead?

On: When Are You Dead?

Don't bother asking Spock. He'll just tell you the same thing he told McCoy.

Re:Right to not be annoyed?

On: Cell Phone Jamming Devices Enjoy an Increase In Popularity

How are you going to jam that?

Earplugs have shown to be cheap and effective for years now.

Film

On: Ask Slashdot: What Can You Do About SOPA and PIPA?

When is the SOPA/PIPA movie going to be released? It better not be a made for T.V. movie I can record or an internet indie I can download. Trouble will be had.

My guess: Vita ad

On: Controlled Quantum Levitation Used To Build Wipeout Track

On the small amount of info given this would seem to be an Augmented Reality Wipeout game for the PSVita. Um, thanks for the viral ad?

Re:Better quality from game consoles

On: Aging Consoles Find New Life As Video Streamers

I know I'm not supposed to like my Playstation but where else can you stream Netflix HD @ 1080p?

IR hat

On: Picture Blocking Beer Cooler Keeps Your Face Out of Embarrassing Photos

What's wrong with just rigging up an infrared ball cap? Why aren't those being sold yet?

Re:So we are a Christian Nation?

On: Behind the Government's Rules of Cyber War

Until we find a more suitable place to live, how do you propose we thin out the ever-growing human population?

When the nukers get nuked

On: Behind the Government's Rules of Cyber War

What happens when the missiles get hacked and detonate without launching?

Love

On: 3D Printed Bone Models Cut Cost of Surgery Operations

Pretty soon here we'll be able to print the fifth element from dna found in a robot bug glove.

Re:Take it with a grain of salt...

On: New Skeleton Finds May Revamp History of Human Evolution

There is the theory of the Moebius, a twist in the fabric of space, where time becomes a loop.

Nuke Mars

On: Microbes Produce Power As They Clean Nuclear Waste

I guess it's time to nuke mars and infect the tires of the next rover with these things.

Top Score

On: Mario Gets a Portal Gun In New Indie Game

What an ingenious way to avoid points! A mere 2,500 AND missed the flag to complete the level. Perfection.

Err

On: NASA Sting Busts Woman Selling Purported Moon Rock

Yes, on the moon nerds get their pants pulled down and they are spanked with moon rocks.

Re:Weird

On: Osama Bin Laden Reported Dead, Body In US Hands

He really deserved to be captured and sent to Guantanamo Bay, not to virgin paradise.

Re:Recent Events May Coincide

On: 8.8 Earthquake Near Japanese Coast

http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2011/03/12/supermoon-cause-moonquakes-scientist-says/

Re:An Early End To Winter

On: Nuclear Emergency Declared At 2 Plants In Japan

Nuclear Winter? More like Nuclear Summer!!!

An Early End To Winter

On: Nuclear Emergency Declared At 2 Plants In Japan

On a side note, the fallout from the meltdowns is expected to travel the jet stream, naturally from East to West. Finally, something to get rid of all this frickin' snow, right!?

Recent Events May Coincide

On: 8.8 Earthquake Near Japanese Coast

I haven't read anything connecting these two events but I'm willing to bet that the Moon's approach is, in some part, responsible for the recent disasters.

PSP?

On: Apple May Bring a Non-iPhone To Verizon Wireless

Correct me if I'm wrong but, didn't the Playstation Portable already come out like four years ago? And I'm pretty sure it played games on top of all the other stuff this faux pas iPhone is supposed to do.