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  1. Re:Summary is wrong. on Earth-Like Planet That Could Sustain Life Found · · Score: 1

    According to wikipedia
    "The planet is believed to have a mass of 3.1 to 4.3 times that of the Earth"

    So the linguistic ambiguity in this case actually closely follows the actual ambiguity in the measurements.

  2. Cue comments. on Nintendo 3DS To Be Released In February/March · · Score: 1

    Just waiting for Chris Hecker to say that this handheld is just three DSes duct-taped together.

  3. Re:Only 20 light years??? on Earth-Like Planet That Could Sustain Life Found · · Score: 1

    You forgot that the red wunz go faster.

  4. Re:Annddd.... on Earth-Like Planet That Could Sustain Life Found · · Score: 4, Insightful

    His argument doesn't really hold water. Sure, once you have life that can survive on a planet it's a bitch to keep it away from anywhere, but there's no guarantee that you'll get that life to begin with.

  5. Summary is wrong. on Earth-Like Planet That Could Sustain Life Found · · Score: 5, Informative

    The summary is incorrect. The exoplanet has "a mass three times larger than Earth's", not 20% to 50%

  6. Re:This is why facebook and twitter were invented. on "Pre-Crime" Comes To the HR Dept. · · Score: 1

    Pay us, and we'll keep others from finding the wrong information about you.

    It's a nice reputation you have there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.

  7. Re:summary is incorrect on 100/1 Odds On 'First Contact' Within a Year · · Score: 1

    announce the existence of intelligent extra-terrestrials

    So theoretically passionate enough religious rhetoric could tip the bet over.

  8. Swaptype on Destroy Entire Websites With Asteroids Bookmarklet · · Score: 3, Funny

    Have you ever visited idle and been so frustrated by the lack of content, layout, and adverts that you'd love to destroy it, and thereby spread the articles across the rest of slashdot? Well, now you can.

  9. Re:Oh no. Not again. on Star Wars Films In 3D Due In 2012 · · Score: 1

    You're misparsing it. He's saying Lucas could have created two {more epic} {six film sagas}, not {two more} {epic six film sagas}

    Of course, Penny Arcade predicted this a while back.

  10. Re:A catalyst for world peace on Fifty Meter Asteroid Might Hit Earth In 2098 · · Score: 1

    Bob the Angry Flower, is that you?

  11. Re:Of course the big irony here is... on Motorcyclist Wins Taping Case Against State Police · · Score: 1

    Exactly! Most people would think that it meant bad luck, not good.

    So the analogy actually worked out after all. Now, what word would describe this course of events?

  12. Re:Finally, moving forward on Rewiring a Damaged Brain · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I know that taxi drivers who know a city really well end up having noticeable growth in certain areas of the brain that isn't present in control groups.

  13. Re:PC Clone Wars Redux on Devs Bet Big On Android Over Apple's iOS · · Score: 1

    The shroud of the android has fallen. Begun, the Clone War has.

  14. Re:Of course the big irony here is... on Motorcyclist Wins Taping Case Against State Police · · Score: 4, Funny

    I do not think it means what you think it means.

    Like rain on your wedding day?

  15. Re:I don't see it. on United Nations Names Ambassador To Aliens · · Score: 1

    Well, to be fair, it was a couple years before the Wright Brothers actually got heavier-than-air working.

    Of course, there were already naysayers in 1906.

  16. Re:I don't see it. on United Nations Names Ambassador To Aliens · · Score: 1

    Well, you can see some of the predictions made for the year 2000 in the year 1900 here.

    The reaction would probably be along the lines of "so why the hell haven't you guys exterminated mosquitoes yet?"

  17. Re:I'm not sure we get to decide on United Nations Names Ambassador To Aliens · · Score: 1

    Or there are as-yet unknown laws of physics that let you sidestep the whole "speed of light" issue (like, I dunno, something that lets you move in a specific direction at c while traveling backwards in time. Pretty sure that doesn't violate anything other than the assumption of rotational invariance)

  18. Wait a second on Apple Patents Directional Flash Tech For Cameras · · Score: 4, Funny

    This doesn't make any sense. I'm *sure* I heard Jobs say that he was against this type of technology.

  19. Re:iCapitalLetter on Apple, Startup Go To Trial Over 'Pod' Trademark · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Yes, but Apple stole that from the iPaq, so they don't have a leg to stand on there.

  20. Re:Carl Sagan on interpreting images on NASA Creates an Alien's Eye View of Solar System · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yes, but everyone knows there's a giant mirror exactly halfway between us and "Fomalhaut".

  21. Re:Information as a weapon on Some Countries Want To Ban 'Information Weapons' · · Score: 1
  22. Re:18'' on Martian Meteorite Gets NASA Mars Rover's Attention · · Score: 1

    An an imperial unit, the breadbox is no longer standardized in and of itself, and is in fact defined as 1.285 toasters

  23. Next up on IBM Demos Single-Atom DRAM · · Score: 1

    Next up on Slashdot, the RIAA is now demoing a single-atom DRM. Will the minuscule security it provides make a difference? Find out three redirects from the blog post we link!

  24. Re:I can see the historians now on China Embargos Rare Earth Exports To Japan · · Score: 1

    The chef grills them for like thirty seconds.

    If that isn't rare enough for you, you should order metals tartare.

  25. Re:And 3 hours after reading this... on AMD One-Ups Intel With Cheap Desktop Chips · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Have there been any real innovations in word processing software in the last ten years?

    I mean sure they've gotten shinier and bloatier, but I haven't seen any real groundbreaking features.