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100/1 Odds On 'First Contact' Within a Year

astroengine writes "After all the kerfuffle of 'Ambassadorgate' — when the UK media went nuts over the rumored promotion of Mazlan Othman to become the UN's first choice as mankind's alien point of contact — it would appear that gamblers saw this as a tip that an alien landing was imminent."

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  1. Let me be the first to say... by Mastadex · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Bullshit.

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    1. Re:Let me be the first to say... by dotancohen · · Score: 4, Funny

      What a waste of an opportunity for a f1rst c0ntact post. Damn, and I even rushed over while the headline was still red!

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    2. Re:Let me be the first to say... by V!NCENT · · Score: 1

      And if it's realy true, then those must be some very knowledgeable, but very stupid aliens.

      They have zero stealth. So if they came here to fight then we'll most certainly kick their ass (if they have ass, but hey...).

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    3. Re:Let me be the first to say... by mcgrew · · Score: 4, Interesting

      No, all "100 to one odds" means in this context is if you bet a dollar they'll be here in a year and they show up, you win $100. It has nothing to do with the real probabilities, which are as close to zero as you can get.

    4. Re:Let me be the first to say... by roman_mir · · Score: 2, Funny

      You'll eat your words, YOU'LL EAT YOUR WOOOOOOOORRRRDS!

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      *dude, don't spoil the bet for me here, I am betting 1000:1 against it.

      Reminds me of another old joke:
      Two beggars are sitting on opposite corners of a street. One has a sign: give to a poor Arab, and he has a few dozens of coins in a plate. Another has a sign: give to a poor Jew. He has 1 coin.
      A passer by drops a coin into the Jew's plate and says: -You should probably change your sign, it's not working out.
      Once the guy left, the Jew yells to the Arab: Hey, Isaiah, he is going to teach us to do business here!

    5. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The ants in the ant pile see us coming; what shall we ever do? Certainly their massed forces will defeat us, mere puny humans with our ant killing poison!

    6. Re:Let me be the first to say... by SETIGuy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It also depends upon the definition of "first contact". Physical contact with an intelligent alien species that has traveled to earth? Communications with an extraterrestrial species? Discovery of any form of extraterrestrial life? I'd need to know the specifics before I'd put money on either side of that bet...

    7. Re:Let me be the first to say... by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      Exactly!

      Which means they are betting against aliens appearing any time soon - well, at least any time in the next year. This is not their projected odds of aliens making an appearance. Its their ratio of payment should they actually appear. And based on those odds, they absolutely are betting they will not appear.

      Its called a sucker bet. Their downside is large but the odds of them having to actually pay are statistically, incredibly small. As such, their upside looks like free cash.

    8. Re:Let me be the first to say... by eln · · Score: 1

      If they have vastly superior firepower, they won't need stealth. If first contact was established, for example, by way of some planet-destroying weapon that instantly blew us all to atoms, stealth probably wouldn't come into play.

      Honestly, though, I find speculation about this sort of thing to be highly amusing but ultimately pointless. We know essentially nothing about what alien life might look or act like, so you could literally speculate almost anything and have just as much chance of being right as the next guy. For all we know a visiting alien race might not even view us as being sentient enough to bother with and would either completely ignore us or treat us like we treat chimps. Sure, we like to study them and see if we can teach them any cool tricks, but we're not likely to try to set up high-level diplomatic relations with them. Our own sense of superiority compels us to imagine aliens would at least be interested in talking with us, or at least trying to exterminate us. We never really consider the idea that aliens might not care about us enough to do either of those things.

      Of course, that's all pointless speculation based on no real data as well, so who knows.

    9. Re:Let me be the first to say... by V!NCENT · · Score: 1

      And what if tommorow we would find a trick for deep space travel. Would that make us suddenly uber awesome?

      Why would you even think aliens were so extremely smart?

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    10. Re:Let me be the first to say... by V!NCENT · · Score: 1

      If they have atom destroyers then you wouldn't even remotely care about nuclear weapons, now would they? :')

      Yes it's pointless, but hey it's fun, like most things here on /.; utterly pointless but entertaining ;)

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    11. Re:Let me be the first to say... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      What? or they just grab a large rock and hurl it at us at a very high velocity. If you can travel interstellar distance, then destroying life on a planet is pretty trivial.

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    12. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      closer than an all-knowing, all-seeing, all-controlling, wish-granting, will-revealing, creator-of-everything being of some kind existing?

    13. Re:Let me be the first to say... by zrbyte · · Score: 1
      "... it would appear that gamblers saw this as a tip that an alien landing was imminent."

      Where can I bet against these people?

    14. Re:Let me be the first to say... by V!NCENT · · Score: 1

      That would be both extremely low tech and high tech at the same time and extremely brilliant, sir ;)

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    15. Re:Let me be the first to say... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      NO, I'l eat your braaaiiiins.

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    16. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because if they're not smart enough to develop interstellar travel (which we still haven't), then we'll never see them because they can't come to Earth anyway...

      No matter what, they'll be technologically superior, simply because they'd have to be capable of traveling here in the first place.

      Of course, I still agree with the first post. I call bullshit.

    17. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Bucc5062 · · Score: 1

      My God, they've been reading E.E. Doc Smith Galactic Patrol Series. If they do this with inertia-less drives we are doomed.

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    18. Re:Let me be the first to say... by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      Anyone who bets obviously thinks the real probability is better than that strongly enough to put their money where there mouth is - why is your unexplained estimate of the probability any better than theirs?

    19. Re:Let me be the first to say... by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      All I know is, watch out if they show up offering us a bunch of blankets. We know that trick.

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    20. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      UHhh, nuclear weapons ARE atom destroyers!!

    21. Re:Let me be the first to say... by toastar · · Score: 1

      Because if they're not smart enough to develop interstellar travel (which we still haven't), then we'll never see them because they can't come to Earth anyway...

      No matter what, they'll be technologically superior, simply because they'd have to be capable of traveling here in the first place.

      Of course, I still agree with the first post. I call bullshit.

      While I don't disagree with the First Post... I do disagree with your supposition that they will significantly superior technologically.

      you probably haven't read Turtledove's Worldwar series?

    22. Re:Let me be the first to say... by hawkfish · · Score: 2, Informative

      It also depends upon the definition of "first contact". Physical contact with an intelligent alien species that has traveled to earth? Communications with an extraterrestrial species? Discovery of any form of extraterrestrial life? I'd need to know the specifics before I'd put money on either side of that bet...

      On of my high school teachers described me as a "close encounter of the fourth kind" which he said meant "contact with an alien to the point where it becomes annoying". ;-)

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    23. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      If they have spaceships and can enter or leave the planet without having a giant operation like NASA then they will utterly kick our ass even if they dont have weapons.

      They can go and throw really big rocks at us and we cant do anything but play catch.

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    24. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Unless they already have been here.

      Honestly when have you seen the governments of this world do anything big without being prodded by events.

      Announce a space alien ambassador..... Either they want to embarrass this guy or they already have met one and are preparing for a public announcement.

      I'm thinking this is a big joke to make some rich guy look like a dweeb.

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    25. Re:Let me be the first to say... by john82 · · Score: 1

      Right. And we're not hosting an intergalactic kegger down here either. ... don't touch that blanket kid. It might have smallpox or Martian ebola.

    26. Re:Let me be the first to say... by macson_g · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and birds (and reptiles) are technologically superior because they 'developed' controlled flight gazillion years before we did.

    27. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We would be seriously screwed if we have to fight against any species that can transport itself across interstellar distances without a ship. Or maybe your comparison makes absolutely no sense at all, I'm not sure which.

    28. Re:Let me be the first to say... by nizo · · Score: 1

      Except they of course could disguise it as something else, like, say, a warp drive that explodes when engaged, or something like that.

    29. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, all "100 to one odds" means in this context is if you bet a dollar they'll be here in a year and they show up, you win $100. It has nothing to do with the real probabilities, which are as close to zero as you can get.

      Vegas odds on the New Orleans Saints winning the Super Bowl in July 2009 were 2500 to 1

    30. Re:Let me be the first to say... by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      So, the possibilities are either

      1. War of the Worlds. They just try to annihilate us.

      2. Ender's Game. Where the aliens don't even realize we have intelligence because they communicate completely differently. Since they can't figure out how to communicate with us, they figure we're no more different than the rest of the animals.

      3. Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy. Mostly Harmless. Meaning, we don't even have regular space flight capabilites beyond our own orbit, and aren't worth worrying about.

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    31. Re:Let me be the first to say... by SupremoMan · · Score: 1

      Physical contact with an intelligent alien species that has traveled to earth?

      I'm pretty sure sexual contact is a given...

    32. Re:Let me be the first to say... by camperdave · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, after ruling this planet for 35 million years or whatever, the dinosaurs just up and disappeared. Obviously they developed space travel and decided to migrate to a better part of the galaxy.

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    33. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Punchinello · · Score: 1

      I for one welcome our new bookmaking overlords.

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    34. Re:Let me be the first to say... by JustinKSU · · Score: 1

      True, but it made click on my RSS feed to go to Slashdot.

      Yet another Slashdot misleading article FTW!

    35. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Logic+and+Reason · · Score: 1

      There is no such thing as "real probability" in this case, unless you're suggesting we run a few thousand universes just like this one and then count up the ones in which aliens make contact with Earth in 2010.

    36. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > It also depends upon the definition of "first contact".

      Yeah, get picky to see where it can get you...

      This is /. : if an alien has n breasts, n>=1, and wants to hold hands, it's a date.

    37. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On of my high school teachers described me as a "close encounter of the fourth kind" which he said meant "contact with an alien to the point where it becomes annoying". ;-)

      In that case, watching an episode of Mork and Mindy would qualify.

    38. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed. That post is irrelevant, if aliens were to come neither us nor them would let that stupid UN representative handle anything.

    39. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Only if Captain James Kirk is involved. Never have I seen such an aficionado of dating outside his own species! Apparently it is no longer considered beastiality if you're doing it with a talking cow.

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    40. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they have atom destroyers then you wouldn't even remotely care about nuclear weapons, now would they? :')

      Yea, and why would they care about Nukes? Or for that matter suck all the blood out of cattle?

      The "evidence" (ha ha!) points to future humans, not aliens.. They messed with the nukes because they knew that in a different timeline, a massive war had been started by those nukes, so in this timeline, they shut them down to change history.. Oh and they are sucking cattle because they are on the lookout for the killer cow-flue that in another timeline wiped out the majority of humanity.. Ha ha.. They are among us, they ARE us!! Uh... (say, did you catch that new show, "The Event" ? teehee)

      Hey, it makes just as much sense as some aliens traveling hundreds of light years to play an amateur game of hide and seek

    41. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Lord+Ender · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Do you realize how much our understanding of the universe has changed in 100 years? Do you realize how much our technology has advanced in 100 years?

      For all we know, there is a galactic Internet accessible via quantum effects of some sort. Tapping that would be first contact. Alternatively, synthetic lifeforms may be trying to replicate themselves by broadcasting the schematics for their hardware/software throughout the universe via radio waves, being "born" whenever some curious species detects the signal and builds it. Build it and talk to it -BAM- that's first contact. Considering the size of the universe and the principles of evolution, this later idea seems down-right likely, not just plausible.

      We don't have to be physically visited to make first contact.

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    42. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least they can read, unlike many Earthlings.

    43. Re:Let me be the first to say... by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      While I don't disagree with the First Post... I do disagree with your supposition that they will significantly superior technologically.

      The sheer energy and manufacturing/industrial requirements for meaningful interstellar _travel_, let alone conquest, strongly suggests they'd have to be.

      you probably haven't read Turtledove's Worldwar series?

      I haven't, but a quick reading of an overview suggests a premise (humanity == teh awesome) with no evidence to support it in a non-fictional setting.

    44. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone who bets obviously thinks the real probability is better than that strongly enough to put their money where there mouth is - why is your unexplained estimate of the probability any better than theirs?

      The GP is probably better grounded in reality than the bozos making the bets.

      Just look at the number of people who believe in the "magic man in the sky" and give lots of $$$ to churches.

    45. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Defenestrar · · Score: 2, Funny

      Now that the western world (especially the US) has an obesity issue, they might just decide that the time is right to migrate back ;)

    46. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Defenestrar · · Score: 1

      And creators.

    47. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Defenestrar · · Score: 1

      Sticks and stones may break my... planet?

    48. Re:Let me be the first to say... by dave420 · · Score: 1

      Progress doesn't really work that way. No civilisation is going to invent a BMW 5-series before inventing cutlery. And no, Jatravartids don't count :)

    49. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      First the UN appoints an ambassador for extra-terrestrials, then this shows up in Google News for me.

      I even distinctly remember seeing on one of the news channels a number of years back that Canada actually came out and confirmed their existence, but I can't find any reference to it now. Maybe what I had seen was a hoax, but I would like to think that the news channels would have confirmed the credibility before airing something like that.

      I'm skeptical that we will have or have had extra-terrestrial visitors at best, but I'd be an idiot to think that we are alone in the universe.

      At the same time, even though I've never seen anything that would be classified as a UFO, plenty of people have, including my father and both of my wife's parents, as well as numerous military personnel, and even a former US President.

    50. Re:Let me be the first to say... by nacturation · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, after ruling this planet for 35 million years or whatever, the dinosaurs just up and disappeared. Obviously they developed space travel and decided to migrate to a better part of the galaxy.

      I remember seeing that Star Trek episode too: http://memory-alpha.org/wiki/Distant_Origin_(episode)

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    51. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I don't disagree with the First Post... I do disagree with your supposition that they will significantly superior technologically.

      What are the odds they'd be close to us technologically given the age of our galaxy? What are the odds that a civilization technologically similar to ours would be close enough to know we're here?

      If they come here, they will be very advanced. Heck, where do you expect our civilization to be only 200 years from now? Advanced nanotech, advanced biotech, quantum computers, super-intelligent AIs, etc.

    52. Re:Let me be the first to say... by barkndog · · Score: 1

      Interesting. Dr. McNinja has clarified this in the current storyline.

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    53. Re:Let me be the first to say... by master_p · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, it's good. The first reaction of extra terrestrials on earth will be exactly that, i.e. 'Bullshit'.

    54. Re:Let me be the first to say... by jameskojiro · · Score: 1

      The Magic Men in the Sky are the Vorlons and they are PISSED because the shadows are returning to Za'ha'dum.

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    55. Re:Let me be the first to say... by notaspy · · Score: 1

      Planck odds

      "It has nothing to do with the real probabilities, which are as close to zero as you can get."

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    56. Re:Let me be the first to say... by shadowfaxcrx · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There are a few reasonable assumptions we can make here:

      1) If one species develops faster-than-light travel, then that means it's possible, and so it is quite likely that more than one species will do it.
      2) Eventually, those species will run across one another as they zoom around the galaxy. As with relations here on earth when one civilization suddenly stumbled upon another, those meetups are not likely to be immediate friendships.
      3) Because of that, it's likely that interplanetary wars will break out, which means weapons capable of doing damage from orbit will be developed.
      4) Even if a civilization develops intergalactic travel capabilities and never runs across another species until they for some reason decide to holiday on earth (rather unlikely), they're still going to have weapons that will cause us serious problems, as they're going to have to have ways of clearing interstellar debris out of their path. The space shuttle cracked a windshield when it ran into a postage stamp sized flake of paint while in orbit. And that's when it was traveling a mere 18,000mph. Light travels at 186,000 miles per *second.* If they hit so much as a dust mote they'd be vaporized unless they've developed technology to knock the dust out of their way (which could easily be used as a weapon), or shielding capable of withstanding the impact (in which case, their shield could withstand anything we shot at them).

      So no matter what assumptive path you travel, you end up with the conclusion that any species that is so far advanced beyond our own as to achieve faster than light travel, even if 100% peaceful, has the capability to crush us, because if it didn't, it couldn't possibly survive its attempts to travel around the galaxy.

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    57. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's basically 1% interest on your money for one year.

    58. Re:Let me be the first to say... by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "And what if tommorow we would find a trick for deep space travel. Would that make us suddenly uber awesome?"

      It depends both on your definition of "uber awesome" and the exact technology for deep space travel.

      If "uber awesome" means "terryfing" and...
      "Technology" is one that allows us to move big payloads (in the tens of tons) somehow faster than light then...

      Yes, that would make us "uber awesome".

      If you have the technology for "real deep space travels" (as in hundreds of light years in weeks) for big payloads, you can bring terror to all corners of the galaxy: you just need to "drop" your big spaceship down to the planet. Gravity will do the rest.

      "Why would you even think aliens were so extremely smart?"

      Well, they have the technology for "real deep space travel" and we even think that to be impossible. It probably says something (at least for a meaning of "smart" that means "technologically advanced").

    59. Re:Let me be the first to say... by V!NCENT · · Score: 1

      Knowledge is power, so it's not an amateur game.

      Ofcourse you are kidding...

      Oh and BTW, there is no such thing as traveling back in time, but changing back form. What if form was changed back, then they would be unborn. Think about it ;)

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    60. Re:Let me be the first to say... by treeves · · Score: 1

      I can imagine other possibilities, such as putting us in zoos or under microscopes, but I'd vote for your number 3.

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    61. Re:Let me be the first to say... by V!NCENT · · Score: 1

      Knowledge has the power to transform a monkey into a George Orwell. What if knowledge would be passed on in alien life, then also insights would be passed on. Now what if that triggered someone to bump their head into space travel.

      Don't forget that most of the things we found and/or thought up that turned out to be useful are so simple.

      Atom bombs, see if you can think it up, is at it's core extremely simpel. Touch screens are just infra red camera's under the surface. Flatscreens are just ink or led screens. Simple.

      Now what if the passed on knowledge would have been just enough, or what if knowledge and objects would have made them dumber? Like a wired Wikipedia ethernet into their brain? It doesn't make you that smarter, more like dumber, but you don't need to be smart because something is being smart for you.

      How many people of the 'internet generation' can still do devide by themselves without using calculators?

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    62. Re:Let me be the first to say... by forkfail · · Score: 1

      Unless, of course, the unusually high concentraion of Zartogi particles around our solar system prevents the observations that would normally lead to the usual Iron Age development of anti-gravity and warp jumps...

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    63. Re:Let me be the first to say... by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

      Think of the steam engine. It is a single invention that caused and made possible the entire industrial revolution. What it did was it allowed people to have more free time to construct infrastructure, and in made such construction projects easier to accomplish. But fundamentally, we do not know a lot more today than we knew then.

      Likewise, highly industrialized nations routinely get their asses handed to them by less industrialized nations, simply because the people in those nations are fighting for their lives.

      So while an alien civilization may have a much better scientific understanding than us, the ability to travel from star to star does not require this. And even if they were more industrialized, it doesn't mean they'd win in a fight.

    64. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      God damn it! All over my screen....

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    65. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Think of the steam engine. It is a single invention that caused and made possible the entire industrial revolution.

      Now you're giving Valve too much credit.

    66. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Or, they show up, coasting in to town on fumes, and tell us to build them a launch system that can send them on to the next star or they'll just Nova the sun and surf the wave.

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    67. Re:Let me be the first to say... by jrade · · Score: 0

      Agreed.
      And if some organism can travel at this capacity to discover earth, than they are capable of observing other organisms on other inhabited planets. Who says they would even stop by our planet to say hello? Earth would have to be roughly in the top 10% of interesting planets to explore.

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    68. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 1

      You know if you put a $1 1-100 bet on aliens not coming in the next year, and you get your $101 payoff which WOULD probably be a larger return than any interest rate that you're likely to get on a savings account...

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    69. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Galestar · · Score: 1

      Well at least we all took high school math with Mr. Monroe, amirite?

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    70. Re:Let me be the first to say... by boredsenseless · · Score: 1

      E.E. Doc Smith? oh, the pain! the pain of it all!

    71. Re:Let me be the first to say... by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      Think of the steam engine. It is a single invention that caused and made possible the entire industrial revolution. What it did was it allowed people to have more free time to construct infrastructure, and in made such construction projects easier to accomplish. But fundamentally, we do not know a lot more today than we knew then.

      Yes we do.

      Likewise, highly industrialized nations routinely get their asses handed to them by less industrialized nations, simply because the people in those nations are fighting for their lives.

      Only when they're operating under ridiculous - in the context of outright conquest - constraints on what they can and can't do.

      So while an alien civilization may have a much better scientific understanding than us, the ability to travel from star to star does not require this. And even if they were more industrialized, it doesn't mean they'd win in a fight.

      What interstellar travel requires is manufacturing and energy generation capacities that are damn near incomprehensible to our society. *That* is why they would win in a fight.

    72. Re:Let me be the first to say... by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      Keep us as pets, cook us, convert us to their faith, educate us, use us a medical cream, film us, make fun hybrids - with advanced tech the fun will never stop with a pack of 100 fresh free range humans.

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    73. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it's good. The first reaction of extra terrestrials on earth will be exactly that, i.e. 'Bullshit'.

      It will be 'holy fuck'

    74. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude! Your teacher totally predicted Gungans!

    75. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Intergalactic Internet? I wonder what kind of pr0n they got on that...

    76. Re:Let me be the first to say... by shaitand · · Score: 1

      "Only when they're operating under ridiculous - in the context of outright conquest - constraints on what they can and can't do. "

      This is a nice implied theory but it doesn't hold up under scrutiny. The US isn't the only industrial nation to battle third world nations. The soviets were bound by no such constraints, enjoy at least the same level of military sophistication and training quality as the US (the majority of the world considers their special forces to be number one for instance, the US is hard pressed to rank in the top ten). Yet the soviets had their asses handed to them by third world nations as well.

      Unless the constraints you refer to is simply being barred from nuking the opposition into oblivion in which case the constraint is perfectly reasonable. It doesn't make sense to destroy the land you are conquering and strong enemies who would destroy you in return is a valid and practical constraint.

    77. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only when they're operating under ridiculous - in the context of outright conquest - constraints on what they can and can't do.

      The Soviets operated under no ridiculous restrains, and yet they still failed to take Afghanistan.

    78. Re:Let me be the first to say... by shaitand · · Score: 1

      "If they hit so much as a dust mote they'd be vaporized unless they've developed technology to knock the dust out of their way (which could easily be used as a weapon), or shielding capable of withstanding the impact (in which case, their shield could withstand anything we shot at them)."

      This is a false dichotomy. There is at least one more possibility, they could have developed technology that allows them to detect and dodge the dust mote.

      "So no matter what assumptive path you travel, you end up with the conclusion that any species that is so far advanced beyond our own as to achieve faster than light travel, even if 100% peaceful, has the capability to crush us"

      Not true. At least two of the three possibilities covered would only allow them to resist our own efforts to crush them. You can't crush anyone with a shield. Defense can't be used to conquer, it can be used to support a crushing offense but that's it.

    79. Re:Let me be the first to say... by shaitand · · Score: 1

      I think what he is getting at is that just because the aliens can do something we can't doesn't automatically make them super smart. They could have found the secret to this technology by making poor assumptions. It is quite possible that for this one thing they can do and we thought impossible there are dozens of things we can do that they thought impossible.

      Maybe they are insects that evolved a biological way to travel space?

    80. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. They are certainly saying "We don't think this is going to happen, so if it does, we'll give you $100 for every $1 you bet."

      Having done some ah, OTB in the past, what I find extremely interesting is the number they chose.

        For oddsmakers, on a bet such as this, 100 to 1 is actually VERY low. I'm actually shocked how unsure of themselves they are about this.

      ALIENS. Fucking ALIENS and you're only giving me 100-1?

      Think about it.

    81. Re:Let me be the first to say... by mpeskett · · Score: 1

      Says the guy whose sig claims he'll ask Google before "stupid citations", and can't spell the word divide. I'm torn though; does it support your point or undermine it, if you exhibit exactly the stupidity you're claiming is commonplace.

      Sounds like you consider yourself separate from the 'internet generation' though, so I'm leaning towards undermine; that you can be counted as a demonstration that a little general ignorance is in every generation, regardless of how easy it is to come by information. Further, it seems that this never held past generations back when it came to inventing steam engines and space rockets.

    82. Re:Let me be the first to say... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      I know you're joking, but you do realise that any advanced extraterrestrial life form will be nothing like any advanced terrestrial life form?

    83. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Honestly, though, I find speculation about this sort of thing to be highly amusing but ultimately pointless. We know essentially nothing about what alien life might look or act like, so you could literally speculate almost anything and have just as much chance of being right as the next guy. For all we know a visiting alien race might not even view us as being sentient enough to bother with and would either completely ignore us or treat us like we treat chimps. Sure, we like to study them and see if we can teach them any cool tricks, but we're not likely to try to set up high-level diplomatic relations with them. Our own sense of superiority compels us to imagine aliens would at least be interested in talking with us, or at least trying to exterminate us. We never really consider the idea that aliens might not care about us enough to do either of those things.

      You, sir, need to print out this and hang it on your wall: http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/4/2010/09/4a399eb09f4536d02121f135f82ea79f/original.png

    84. Re:Let me be the first to say... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      It's also possible that the species has the potential to crush us but the individuals who show up won't. In theory, any spacefaring race can drop a rock on a planet. In practice, you need a pretty big, powerful ship and/or a lot of time to do that.

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    85. Re:Let me be the first to say... by shadowfaxcrx · · Score: 1

      Traveling at those velocities, it would be pretty difficult, not to mention inefficient, to change course every time a chunk of matter showed up in front of your ship. Far more efficient to either be able to absorb the impact, or move the object out of the way before you get there. Your idea is, of course, possible, but Occam's razor says it's more likely they'll just push the dust aside.

      As far as resisting our own efforts to crush them, all they have to do is wait until we're out of ammunition and then drive their ship into whatever they want to destroy - - if it can survive impacts at c+, such a shield would make their ship a battering ram capable of light speed. The ship itself is the weapon.

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    86. Re:Let me be the first to say... by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

      Yes we do.

      There were no major scientific developments that lead to the industrial revolution, the tehoritical basis for the steam engine (and some working models) had existed for thousands of years. The enlightenment and all the associated scientific advancements happened hundreds of years before the industrial revolution. The only major scientific breakthroughs since then have been in theoretical physics (QM and relativity). All other advancements have been incremental (gaining new information, not dramatically changing the way we look at the world).

      So the steam engine is really just a clever arrangement of parts that changed almost every aspect of our lives, but it did not result from any game-changing scientific advancements.

      Only when they're operating under ridiculous - in the context of outright conquest - constraints on what they can and can't do.

      Just look into this some more. There are plenty of examples of warfare between industrialized and non industrialized nations where the non-industrialized nation was victorious. Most of them were not lost over rules of engagement.

      What interstellar travel requires is manufacturing and energy generation capacities that are damn near incomprehensible to our society. *That* is why they would win in a fight.

      You think based on what you know. A person from a non-industrialized society may look at many modern civil engineering achievements and reach the conclusion that we are a race powerful giants. But they would be wrong.

    87. Re:Let me be the first to say... by The+Brother+Grim · · Score: 1

      For all we know, there is a galactic Internet accessible via quantum effects of some sort. Tapping that would be first contact.

      Great. We hook up to the Galactic Extranet and what do we get? We become a node in some ET's botnet and get bombarded with ads for "space Viagra."

    88. Re:Let me be the first to say... by shaitand · · Score: 1

      "Your idea is, of course, possible, but Occam's razor says it's more likely they'll just push the dust aside."

      Actually regardless of efficiency I'd say Occam's razor supports moving aside since it requires only the technology they are already demonstrating with faster than light travel. Absorbing the impact or moving the dust aside would require this race to develop a second technology. As for being inefficient, it isn't particularly efficient to expend the massive energy required to move the dust or absorb it. How inefficient dodging would be would depend on the FTL technology they've come up with. It isn't safe to assume that technology works like ours in that you expend a great deal of energy accelerating and a small amount keeping speed.

    89. Re:Let me be the first to say... by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      There were no major scientific developments that lead to the industrial revolution, the tehoritical basis for the steam engine (and some working models) had existed for thousands of years. The enlightenment and all the associated scientific advancements happened hundreds of years before the industrial revolution. The only major scientific breakthroughs since then have been in theoretical physics (QM and relativity). All other advancements have been incremental (gaining new information, not dramatically changing the way we look at the world).

      I don't disagree with any of that, but it's not relevant to the statement: "but fundamentally, we do not know a lot more today than we knew then". We know a lot more today than we did in the 18th century, nuclear power being one of the more obvious examples

      Just look into this some more. There are plenty of examples of warfare between industrialized and non industrialized nations where the non-industrialized nation was victorious. Most of them were not lost over rules of engagement.

      For example ?

      You think based on what you know. A person from a non-industrialized society may look at many modern civil engineering achievements and reach the conclusion that we are a race powerful giants. But they would be wrong.

      No they wouldn't. Well, they would be about the giants part, but there's no real reason to conclude that from "modern civil engineering achivements", practically all of which - where relevant - are sized for standard humans.

      I am curious as to how you think a society could stage an invasion across interplanetary distances *without* being dramatically more technologically advanced and capable than we are toady ? (We'll ignore the bigger question of "why would they bother" for the moment.)

    90. Re:Let me be the first to say... by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

      I am curious as to how you think a society could stage an invasion across interplanetary distances *without* being dramatically more technologically advanced and capable than we are toady ?

      The only thing you need to stage an invasion across interplanetary distances is a way to get there. We have no idea how that could be achieved, so we have no idea what technologies would be necessary to make it work.

      You are looking at the task and assuming that we don't know how to do it because it is very difficult. But the task may be anywhere from completely impossible to very easy. We have no idea how difficult it would be, because we have no theoretical understanding of how it could be possible.

    91. Re:Let me be the first to say... by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      The soviets were bound by no such constraints [...]

      The relative lack of usage of chemical, biological and/or nuclear weapons in that region suggests otherwise.

      Unless the constraints you refer to is simply being barred from nuking the opposition into oblivion in which case the constraint is perfectly reasonable. It doesn't make sense to destroy the land you are conquering [...]

      It certainly makes sense if all you're after is the land or resources, have no moral issues with genocide, and have the technology to construct weapons that can kill your opponents while leaving land and resources intact.

      [...] and strong enemies who would destroy you in return is a valid and practical constraint.

      We are in no meaningful way "strong" compared to a society capable of even simply manufacturing a space-based invasion fleet, let alone moving it across interplanetary distances. Heck, we can barely lift something the size of a small plane into orbit.

      An invasion from a spacefaring society isn't going to be a fight like, say, the war in Afghanistan. It'd be more akin to a modern carrier battle group sailing up to Hawaii in about 1500 AD (and even that's probably being generous). Heck, you'd probably only need to knock out a few hundred - maybe a few thousand - strategic targets across the entire planet and humanity would likely _never_ recover, and be well on the path to complete destruction, even if no actual "invasion" was forthcoming afterwards.

    92. Re:Let me be the first to say... by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      The only thing you need to stage an invasion across interplanetary distances is a way to get there.

      That's like Neanderthals in England with a knowledge of seamanship barely extending to a hollowed-out-log canoe, and whose entire world could be walked across in a few weeks, saying "the only thing we need to stage an invasion of Antarctica is a way to get there".

      You can't handwave away a factor of that magnitude.

      We have no idea how that could be achieved, so we have no idea what technologies would be necessary to make it work.

      That's not true at all. We have several ideas about how it could be achieved, and all require - at a minimum - amounts of energy and manufacturing capacity that are far, far beyond anything humanity is even theoretically capable of today. That, or an improvement in science and technology that is as incomprehensible to us today as a hydrogen bomb would be to a caveman.

      You are looking at the task and assuming that we don't know how to do it because it is very difficult.

      No, I'm looking at the task and _concluding_ that we couldn't do it because it is impossible with our current capabilities. Or, to flip it around, any society that it capable of it is vastly more advanced than we are.

      But the task may be anywhere from completely impossible to very easy. We have no idea how difficult it would be, because we have no theoretical understanding of how it could be possible.

      As above. We have several theoretical ideas about how it could be possible, ranging from nearly impossible to utterly fantastical. They all require harnessing amounts of energy ranging from barely believable to practically magical.

      When it comes to expansion into space, we've barely discovered how to bang two rocks together to make a campfire. Which means if someone happens to roll up beside our campfire with tanks, attack helicopters and heavy bomber support, we're almost certainly screwed - assuming they don't just drive over us without even noticing.

    93. Re:Let me be the first to say... by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

      The problem i have with your agrument is that you're assuming we know everything about interstellar travel, while admitting we know nothing about it.

    94. Re:Let me be the first to say... by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      The problem i have with your agrument is that you're assuming we know everything about interstellar travel, while admitting we know nothing about it.

      No, I'm not.

    95. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps, but this is definitely the year that time-travellers from the future will arrive!

  2. ET by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Phone home !!

  3. Only 100/1? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    100/1 seems like a way too high probability.

    1. Re:Only 100/1? by tompaulco · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah, why not 10,000:1 or even 1,000,000:1. They would get a lot more takers and they still wouldn't have to pay out. I mean the lottery is in some cases over 60 million:1 and people will happily give out a dollar to that. Of course, the lottery is a lot more likely to fall in your favor then aliens landing any time soon.

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    2. Re:Only 100/1? by adonoman · · Score: 1

      The problem being is that they have to account for the fact that if an alien species makes contact, they have to pay out ALL the bets, not just a single winning ticket.

    3. Re:Only 100/1? by Infiniti2000 · · Score: 1

      The odds are worse in Arizona. They're doing everything possible to keep the aliens out.

    4. Re:Only 100/1? by WillDraven · · Score: 1

      I for one would be willing to sacrifice a gambling company to bankruptcy in exchange for first contact. Naturally the owners of said company may feel differently.

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    5. Re:Only 100/1? by Teancum · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You are presuming that the bookies here are going to have a loss if the aliens show up.

      Most places like this set the odds based upon the ratio of what others are placing for bets. There are certainly a great many willing to take this as a sucker's bet and likely put a whole bunch of money down even if the pay--back is just a few percentage points more on the return. That increases the odds because more people are signing up and expecting that the aliens aren't going to be coming.

      Let me be more clear here with a good example: Let's say a group of people put together $1000 saying that the aliens are going to show up. Another group puts together $100,000 that the aliens aren't going to come. That gives you the 100:1 betting ratio. The bookie (the "gaming company") isn't really putting anything into this other than holding the money and charging a small fee... say 1% of that money... from everybody placing a bet. So the gaming company keeps roughly $1000 for holding the money and the "winner" gets the combined pot of whatever is left proportionally for what they put into the pot.

      Only a stupid bookie gets caught up into his own game, even if it is a "sure bet". Perhaps some of them will put up their own money, but not often. They make the money from the betting process itself not from winning or losing a bet. If the aliens show up, it won't be the gaming company that will be pissed off. Those who thought they made a sucker's bet that turned out wrong.... those will be the guys who will be pissed.

      BTW, if a whole bunch of tin-foil hat nerds show up and throw a million bucks into the game, the 100:1 ratio won't be maintained. In that case, the ration will be 1:10 where those betting the aliens won't be coming will be getting $10 buck for every buck they put in. The gaming company collects a larger fee and it becomes something that would be attractive to start placing bets that the aliens won't be coming. In other words, the gaming company is going to be posting record profits even if the aliens come. The betting odds are only suggesting what other suckers are thinking of the situation.

    6. Re:Only 100/1? by lgw · · Score: 1

      If an alien species makes contact, they'll be the ones placing the bets ahead of the announcement! Never hurts to have a bit of the local currency.

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    7. Re:Only 100/1? by LanMan04 · · Score: 1

      The problem being is that they have to account for the fact that if an alien species makes contact, they have to pay out ALL the bets, not just a single winning ticket.

      That's what insurance is for! Similar to those $500,000 half-court basketball 1-shot things. If the guy actually makes the basket, the insurance company pays out. The event organizer pays the insurer like a $100 premium whether the guy sinks the shot or not. Same goes for "hole in one" golf contests.

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    8. Re:Only 100/1? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem being is that they have to account for the fact that if an alien species makes contact, they have to pay out ALL the bets, not just a single winning ticket.

      You really think they'd pay if aliens showed up? Why not just sell the "debt" to a holding company, pocket the cash and, if aliens show up, have the holding company file for bankruptcy? Hint: If your answer requires ethical behavior as a predicate for the bet getting paid... it won't be paid.

  4. liberal odds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

        Those are very liberal odds, unless the bookies have some information that the rest of us don't have. Or a few too many people have been listening to the clan of the tinfoil hat.

       

  5. Game changer by Iamthecheese · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If aliens do visit massive fluctuations in currencies and wealth will render said bet meaningless. It only makes sense to vote against.

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    1. Re:Game changer by mdm-adph · · Score: 1

      You think? More than likely, even if it were to happen, it would just be a simple acknowledgment: "okay, they're out there."

      Well, either that or we're about to be conquered, and in that case who cares.

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    2. Re:Game changer by KarlIsNotMyName · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'd think it'd be more like "HOLY FUCKING SHIT ALIENS" in some places.

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    3. Re:Game changer by MozeeToby · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Wow, I just realized what a brilliant move this is on the part of the betting house. The fools who bet for it happening just aren't going to win, the fools who bet against it happening... well, take their stake, put it in a CD for 12 months, then give them their 1% winnings, while you keep the other 2% for yourself.

    4. Re:Game changer by KarrdeSW · · Score: 1

      This

      Plus every marketing manager is going to start looking for some way to make their current product lines appeal to our new alien overlords (customers.... customlords? overmers?) and every credit card company will be delivering them boxes filled with pre-approvals.

      These people will all be disappointed though, the aliens just came to get themselves iPads.

    5. Re:Game changer by mldi · · Score: 1

      You kidding me? There would be mass hysteria among many religious groups!

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    6. Re:Game changer by MBGMorden · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think you're right. Many people believe that the simple discovery of aliens would usher in some new era of either panic or cooperation for all of mankind.

      Based on what I've observed, I think it's most likely to be a simple case of few people caring. I'm sure some would claim it's a government conspiracy either way.

      You won't find a whole lot of people even concerned until they start whining about illegal aliens within our borders and the aliens taking our jobs.

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    7. Re:Game changer by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1

      Where are you getting a 12-month CD that earns 3% in this interest rate environment? I'm seeing rates more like 0.70%. Admittedly, this is in the US and not the UK (since I can't figure out where to get any quotes for CDs in the UK) but I'm not hopeful. Remember that you've got to pay taxes on it, and deal with the inflation.

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    8. Re:Game changer by geekoid · · Score: 1

      the would gte, MAYBE 1.65 %. And only if it's a pretty large sum of money all at once, not a little every day.

      Still, having other peoples money to earn .65% interest isn't bad.

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    9. Re:Game changer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why just religious groups?

      If we were contacted by aliens, that would mean that they have conquered FTL travel. In other words, we'd be like insects to them.

      Next to hoping they ignore us, the best case scenario of alien contact would be us ending up as their pets.

    10. Re:Game changer by Bravoc · · Score: 1

      You're getting 3% on a 1 year CD!?!?!!

    11. Re:Game changer by dtml-try+MyNick · · Score: 1

      Might be a good time to start up a book publishing company by then. All those religious and 'holy' books that have to be rewritten en distributed...

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    12. Re:Game changer by geekoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why?

      There wasn't hysteria when people where found on remote jungles, or the New world. They didn't stop believing when the stumbled upon other groups who didn't believe the same way.

      Seriously, you really underestimate the level of there delusion.

      Almost immediately it would be "Hey our god created others, isn't he great!"

      Yeah, there would be some people who do rash things, but they would be in the far minority.

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    13. Re:Game changer by Grizzley9 · · Score: 1

      A safe investment would be in weapons mfg. Either personal firearms or gov contractors. Fear of the unknown would drive those through the roof.

      1. Find aliens
      2. Invest in weapons firms
      3. ???
      4. Profit!
      There is no need for a 3rd step any longer.

    14. Re:Game changer by spiritgreywolf · · Score: 1

      Perhaps - for a short time I would think the fringe groups would freak out. However, I always felt that religions by-and-large are also smart enough to re-interpret their scriptures to allow for new information that is potentially damaging to their respective "flocks". Look at the Ezekiel passages in the bible. Some people theorize it describes us being visited by aliens but has been usually dismissed as being a really poor interpretation. I would think proof of external life would mean this would probably take on new life.

      I for one would welcome at least the knowledge that we are not alone in all that massive space out there. Now whether they are going to dominate us, befriend us, or just basically dismiss us that is anyone's guess. I think more likely we'll discover some sort of "exoplanet" with Kepler that indicates "yeah, it can support life, and it looks like we see some stuff". That is probably as far as it would go since we wouldn't have the technology to reach out and touch them. Who knows - maybe at roughly the same time they'll see us - but both of us will be well "in the past" to each other by many years due to limitations of the speed of light - so even a conversation at any level is unlikely.

      For me just knowing something IS out there? I think that would be awesome. It probably wouldn't affect my day to day dealings with other people, though - unless new industries were created and I had skills that would be needed.

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    15. Re:Game changer by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 1

      In a similar vein, one thing I have always thought was funny about anime is that a very common character reaction to learning about aliens is just that. So many characters in anime don't freak out when they learn a character is an alien... they are just like "oh, ok," and go about their usual lives and treat the alien like everyone else. Another good example is Neuromancer. At the end Wintermute finds out there is alien life and the reaction is "No Shit?" and the subject is dropped.

    16. Re:Game changer by Rolgar · · Score: 1

      I have a checking account with a local Credit Union (Kansas) that pays 4% on the first 25000 in my checking account if I meet three conditions: Make 10 purchases with the account debit card, make a direct deposit, and take an electronic statement instead of having them mail me the paper copy. Check the Smart Checking section directly below the table. A quick search found one in Michigan with a lower limit.

    17. Re:Game changer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Annaly Capital Management, a real estate investment trust, is paying dividends at 14.8% per year:

      http://finance.yahoo.com/q?s=nly

      Full disclosure: I own quite a bit of NLY. I am not your broker, and this is not investment advice.

      I'm just saying that good returns are available if you look around.

    18. Re:Game changer by KarrdeSW · · Score: 1

      In other words, we'd be like insects to them.

      Not necessarily. As a civilization, we have many branching arms of scientific research being explored, which does include some research into Faster-Than-Light travel. There are at least concepts being considered. Not much work is being done on them, but there is at least some.

      Would any visiting aliens be more advanced than us? At least in the science of interstellar travel, they certainly would be, but probably not by much. Also, depending upon their priorities as a species, they may or may not have advanced as far as us in any number of other sciences. Also, there are many sciences which (as far as we know) are only relevant to life on earth, so there would certainly be plenty they could learn from us as well.

    19. Re:Game changer by DrScotsman · · Score: 1

      I cannot believe there are so many comments with a lack of understanding of what 100/1 is. I cannot believe one of them has been modded +3 interesting.

      100/1 means if you bet £1 and the bet wins, you get your £1 stake back and your winnings of £100. Their winnings aren't 1%, they are 100x i.e. 10000%. So if contact was made, the bookmaker would lose £100 on a £1 bet, and hence would have somehow had to turn that £1 into £101 beforehand in order to not make a loss. Forget the people talking about how 3% is impossible, there is NO savings account or bond that'll let you do that in a year.

    20. Re:Game changer by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      With the technology required to fly intersteller distances, how could they even be interested in a shiny piece of aluminum?

      I know, it was probably sarcasm, but I would see the aliens being more interested in android :)

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    21. Re:Game changer by DrScotsman · · Score: 1

      My bad, I've just reread your post. You actually do have an understanding of 100/1. Fail on my part :-/

    22. Re:Game changer by beaker8000 · · Score: 1

      Brilliant??? This is standard bookmaking; it has been around since the cave men. And it absolutely doesn't matter who wins the bet for the bookmaker (house). The odds are set such that you can find a person to take each side. Someone bets $1.01 on aliens with payoff of $100 if aliens occur, the other bets $99.01 on no aliens with payoff $100 if no aliens occur. You take $0.02 immediately for the transaction. Then at the end of the year someone wins, who cares who, you pay them the $100. And yes you can earn the whopping 0.251% interest (1 year treasury) on the $100 over the year.

    23. Re:Game changer by TurinX · · Score: 1

      I cannot believe there are so many comments with a lack of understanding of what 100/1 is. I cannot believe one of them has been modded +3 interesting.

      100/1 means if you bet £1 and the bet wins, you get your £1 stake back and your winnings of £100. Their winnings aren't 1%, they are 100x i.e. 10000%. So if contact was made, the bookmaker would lose £100 on a £1 bet, and hence would have somehow had to turn that £1 into £101 beforehand in order to not make a loss. Forget the people talking about how 3% is impossible, there is NO savings account or bond that'll let you do that in a year.

      I think you misread the quote above, he was talking about people who were taking the other side, ie Betting that contact wasn't made..... so 1/100 odds, or 1%.....

      And therefore arguing that it was brilliant by the bookie, he keeps the nut job's money outright, and he only has to pay 1% to the people the bet the other way...... As he said...Brilliant!

    24. Re:Game changer by netsharc · · Score: 1

      IMO, visiting aliens (and the human race itself, once it's decided to go for interstellar missions) will more probably be completely electronic, having Kurzweil-esque electronic simulation of neurons and synapses that is our brains, and so being able to survive the very long travel periods.

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    25. Re:Game changer by Un+quebecois · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I think that in this regards the movies District 9 was really realistic.

    26. Re:Game changer by TheKidWho · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Are you kidding? There was massive hysteria in the New World when the Europeans arrived...

    27. Re:Game changer by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      I doesn't even make sense to bet against. I'm not familiar with betting, but with 100/1 odds, wouldn't the opposed better get only $1 gross on a $100 bet? I can still get better than 1% interest rate almost anywhere.

    28. Re:Game changer by C0vardeAn0nim0 · · Score: 1

      invest in brasilian markets.

      some _conservative_ investments here are paying 1% (one percent) _A MONTH_

      the downside is that interest in overdrafted account can be as high as 7% a month (yes, a month)

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    29. Re:Game changer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Lots of people would claim it's a government conspiracy. The U.S. would respond by invading Iran. And within a year 60% of those watching Fox News would belive that proof had been found that links exists between Iranian government and the aliens

    30. Re:Game changer by Beerdood · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that even in the ridiculously improbable event that aliens do in fact exist and make contact, all that money the bookies would have to pay (assuming they actually could) would pretty much be meaningless at that point when all humans get assimilated or exterminated

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    31. Re:Game changer by mldi · · Score: 1

      You're comparing discovering people to discovering intelligent life in another species originating from another planet... nay... another solar system entirely! Hardly the same kind of situation.

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    32. Re:Game changer by mldi · · Score: 1

      IMO, visiting aliens (and the human race itself, once it's decided to go for interstellar missions) will more probably be completely electronic, having Kurzweil-esque electronic simulation of neurons and synapses that is our brains, and so being able to survive the very long travel periods.

      Not to mention foreign and probably harsh atmospheric conditions...

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    33. Re:Game changer by flaming+error · · Score: 1

      > I can still get better than 1% interest rate
      Yes, but 1% plus I-called-first-contact bragging rights? Priceless.

    34. Re:Game changer by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      I'm sure all the Teabaggers would be up in arms demanding better security to keep the damn aliens from coming into our country and taking our jobs... oh wait, they already do that!

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    35. Re:Game changer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A better bet than the 100/1 would be to short tech stocks.

    36. Re:Game changer by camperdave · · Score: 1

      With the technology required to fly intersteller distances, how could they even be interested in a shiny piece of aluminum?

      Um... Hi, Earthlings. Look, we're sorry to bother you. I know this will sound lame, and believe me, I'm embarrassed to even ask. The interplexing baffle plate on our xilqar has developed microfractures, and we don't want to be dripping anti-gravitons on your nice clean solar system. By the way, we really admire how you keep it looking nice and pristine. Not a sign of sphezhing residue anywhere. I swear, it looks like you don't get any interstellar traffic whatsoever. It must cost you a fortune to keep it looking that way. Very nice. Anyway, like I said, our xilgar is leaking and we were wondering if you could loan us a shiny piece of aluminum so we can patch it. Normally I wouldn't even ask, but I don't think we'll make it to the next service station without the baffle plate completely failing.

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    37. Re:Game changer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is not an investment in the traditional sense, because of the $25000 limit.

      You see, 4% interest on $25k is $1000. That is the maximum amount you stand to gain in this program (probably less, since you're balance may not always be pegged to $25k, but anyway...).

      Let's say that a normal high interest check account pays 1% equating to $250 per year. So $750 a year is the "bonus" you are offered here. However, if you make 10 purchases a month, the bank sees *at least* 120 CC/Debit Card transactions a year. So they get what, a couple percent of that? Well, if each transaction is $100, they could easily get halfway there. When you add the other restrictions (which reduce their employee face-time, paper, stamps, processing) its really becoming a pretty good deal for them.

      I'd agree that this is a good deal for many people (especially if you feel comfortable using a debit card) but it isn't really a true "4% interest" investment.

    38. Re:Game changer by gmuslera · · Score: 1

      Aliens need us. We both will be centuries collaborating trying to find in our equations the mistake that explain why we reached the conclusion that FTL was impossible if they are clearly here.

    39. Re:Game changer by dominious · · Score: 1

      You won't find a whole lot of people even concerned until they start whining about illegal aliens within our borders and the aliens taking our jobs.

      Dey tuk er jerbs!

    40. Re:Game changer by dominious · · Score: 1
    41. Re:Game changer by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      They might have a "prime directive" which prohibits them from sharing technology, or at least doing so in a disruptive manner.

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    42. Re:Game changer by breadstic · · Score: 1

      It's not really that brilliant. That's just how bookies work

      They estimate the realistic odds (what 10000000 / 1 ?) then work out what sort of safety margin they can put around that before offering you your odds. The more outlandish and unpredictable the bet, the bigger safety margin they want.

      Hence, they give you a massively unfair and marked up bet based on that (100 / 1)...

      If you want to bet the other way around (i.e. that we don't make contact with aliens in the next year), they probably wouldn't take that bet anyway, and if they did, then they're never going to give you 1 / 100, it'd be more like 1 / 1000000000000)

      Bookies making money has nothing to do with growing their money with interest.

    43. Re:Game changer by dave420 · · Score: 1

      It doesn't have to be FTL. They could travel in a generation ship, and be about as technologically advanced as us.

    44. Re:Game changer by dave420 · · Score: 1

      There's a difference between your folks going out and finding new people, and new people finding you :)

    45. Re:Game changer by Defenestrar · · Score: 1

      With the technology required to fly intersteller distances, how could they even be interested in a shiny piece of aluminum?

      I know, it was probably sarcasm, but I would see the aliens being more interested in android :)

      Nah - they'll go Apple. If we know anything about that company they're probably already winning the intergalactic marketing war.

    46. Re:Game changer by Defenestrar · · Score: 1

      ... If we were contacted by aliens, that would mean that they have conquered FTL travel....

      Or they're just very patient

      "Dad, are we there yet? How much farther to go?"

      "We're doing 0.7 photonic here and only another 3500 light years to go son"

      "But I'm hungry! And I think Zarthog needs changing again."

      "Fine, I'll check the charts and decel for the next planet with self replicating proteins, but this is the last time! If you ask again, so help me, I'll pilot this ship straight into an event horizon!"/p>

    47. Re:Game changer by ChromaticDragon · · Score: 1

      MOD PARENT UP.

      GP has the wrong perspective here (New World at learning of the New World vs. Europe at finding the New World).

      It's not as if WE are the galactic globetrotters here. Just the thought that some other race up there could at whim rain down rocks for fun might drive quite a few people into hysteria.

      Now if we simply found another similarly technologically advanced species and are starting a conversation with a 50-year latency... then yeah. Let's just hope they have better stuff than Single Female Lawyer coming our way.

    48. Re:Game changer by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      you don't think the U.S. government would try to monopolize all communication with the aliens?

      By the way, the real conspiracy running this planet isn't a government one, it's just a small bunch of power and money-grubbing rich assholes doing what power and money grubbing assholes have always done.

    49. Re:Game changer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would any visiting aliens be more advanced than us? At least in the science of interstellar travel, they certainly would be, but probably not by much.

      Yes, almost certainly by much. Our galaxy is billions of years old. Let's say that we're only 50 years from discovering the "trick" for FTL. So any aliens showing up on our doorstep will be anywhere from about 50 years ahead of us to millions of years (if not a couple billion). The odds of them being on our level is very small.

    50. Re:Game changer by Thud457 · · Score: 1

      Actually, considering the reported behavior of UFOnauts, my suspicion is that, if they're real, they're really not that bright. It'll probably turn out that however they're traveling here from wherever they're coming from isn't very hard. Most of their "starships" seem to be little more than shoddy props made to convince schoolchildren. There's probably just some simple trick to interdimensional travel that we've just managed to overlook -- it probably takes two batteries, a paperclip, a rubber band and XXXXXXXX.

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    51. Re:Game changer by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 1

      Not to mention foreign and probably harsh atmospheric conditions...

      You mean like Los Angeles?

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    52. Re:Game changer by TheKidWho · · Score: 1

      Are you sure about that? What if they were given the technology by another sentient race? What if they're dumb as rocks?

    53. Re:Game changer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess when tentacle come out of the female nether-regions, alien life really is no big deal. I mean, I just survived sex with a 1/2 woman 1/2 octopus and you think I'M going to freak about aliens?!

    54. Re:Game changer by lgw · · Score: 1

      Yes, but the stock price of NLY moves far more than 14.8% a year (in some direction) I own it too, and I like it, but it's no interest-bearing account. 1% risk-free is a fine return. Of course, the bookies aren't setting aside the money to back the bets, so the comparison is just meaningless.

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    55. Re:Game changer by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding? "Oh, primitive ape-bush people! How quaint!" is somewhat different than "OMG super powerful exoplanet overlords! Oh shit!"

      If anything fits within the religious context, they'll be seen as angels and/or demons, and most likely demons, amongst Christians. Others might see them as jinn (Jews, Muslims) and/or angels or demons. I doubt there will be much acceptance of them within religious groups until they thoroughly demonstrate they aren't the Antichrist and do not have malefic intent. Even then, if the aliens somehow get cast as "Christ" by one of those three religions, the other two will likely be calling him/it/them the Antichrist.

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    56. Re:Game changer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd go with,

      "No Intelligent life here. We still fight to the death over insignificant belief systems. Try the next sol system."

    57. Re:Game changer by numbski · · Score: 1

      Wait wait wait - what?

      The native american women suddenly became in desperate need of an orgasm en-masse upon the arrival of the Europeans?

      Why wasn't this in the history books?

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    58. Re:Game changer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bro, humans discovering more humans is different than humans discovering aliens.

    59. Re:Game changer by Shikaku · · Score: 1

      There's probably just some simple trick to interdimensional travel that we've just managed to overlook -- it probably takes two batteries, a paperclip, a rubber band and XXXXXXXX.

      hunter2

      I knew it! THAT GUY WAS AN ALIEN!

    60. Re:Game changer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll have to agree.

      Personally, if I wanted to bet FOR the first contact, why not Raytheon stocks, or any other well established aerospace weapons company? It's like buying a piece of a weird ass holier-than-thou search engine company with a weird ass page rank algorithm, and waiting it out for people to realize they need a search engine...

    61. Re:Game changer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope the Vogon Construction Fleet is entirely fiction, or that there is no need for a hyperspace bypass.

    62. Re:Game changer by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The native american women suddenly became in desperate need of an orgasm en-masse upon the arrival of the Europeans?

      Using an obsolete and inaccurate meaning of hysteria just isn't that funny.

      Why wasn't this in the history books?

      It is, it's called "Manifest Destiny".

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    63. Re:Game changer by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Based on what I've observed, I think it's most likely to be a simple case of few people caring. I'm sure some would claim it's a government conspiracy either way.

      If the Aliens attack, or dump a bunch of "new" technology into our world (Qeng Ho?) then everyone will care a lot. Otherwise it will probably be as you say.

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    64. Re:Game changer by jokkebk · · Score: 1

      iPads would probably be a huge hit with alien tourists, much like boomerangs are to us human tourists visiting Australia. For an alien, nothing would remind them of their primitive stone age roots more than a crude device such as the iPad.

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    65. Re:Game changer by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      naa, that is *******

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    66. Re:Game changer by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Then when they find all the fart apps in the app store they will think us a backwards race and leave us alone?

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  6. Not really worth it even for a sure thing by elrous0 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I could be better than 1% interest by putting the money in a good bank for a year. A sure thing, indeed...but still not worth the bet.

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    1. Re:Not really worth it even for a sure thing by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Oops, meant to say I could get better than 1% interest by putting the money in a good bank for a year.

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    2. Re:Not really worth it even for a sure thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it's a sure thing then it's 10000% interest. Slightly better than 1%.

    3. Re:Not really worth it even for a sure thing by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      I need a better bank, mine's only paying out chances of me not getting hit by lightning.

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    4. Re:Not really worth it even for a sure thing by SETIGuy · · Score: 1

      I think you've got it backwards. If it were a sure thing it would pay 9000% interest. (A 1 dollar bet pays 100 dollars if aliens land).

    5. Re:Not really worth it even for a sure thing by 2names · · Score: 1

      Perhaps your bank is really an insurance company in disguise...

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    6. Re:Not really worth it even for a sure thing by Rolgar · · Score: 1

      GP was referring betting 100 against, and getting back the $1 betting against, assuming the bookmakers are playing both sides.

    7. Re:Not really worth it even for a sure thing by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      You misunderstand. It's a sure thing that the aliens WON'T come.

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    8. Re:Not really worth it even for a sure thing by khallow · · Score: 1

      I could be better than 1% interest by putting the money in a good bank for a year. A sure thing, indeed...but still not worth the bet.

      Bookies have other ways to increase their profit. You don't need to worry about their ROI. Plus this lures sucker money in that can squandered on other things than just bets on aliens.

  7. Oh noes. by Carebears · · Score: 1

    Let the Probing begin...

  8. First as first official contact and not the past c by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    First as first official contact and not the past covered up ones?

  9. It's a good tip... by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... that some bookies figured that by giving great odds on an impossible events, idiots would flock to give them money.

    1. Re:It's a good tip... by metamechanical · · Score: 1

      ... that some bookies figured that by giving great odds on an impossible events, idiots would flock to give them money.

      I feel at times like this that English may be short a word. Now, I wholeheartedly agree with your sentiment, but pedants like to flock to statements like this and say things like, "anything is possible!" On the flip side though, a word like improbable simply doesn't properly convey the true odds of this happening (not that anyone can guess the TRUE odds, but, really, first contact? pshaw).

      I don't have the largest possible vocabulary out there, so there may already be such a word, but I like portmanteaus, so might I propose improbsible?

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    2. Re:It's a good tip... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      n the flip side though, a word like improbable simply doesn't properly convey the true odds of this happening

      Double plus improbable?

    3. Re:It's a good tip... by Man+Eating+Duck · · Score: 1

      ... that some bookies figured that by giving great odds on an impossible events, idiots would flock to give them money.

      If they do come within the year, I guess that sufficiently many things will change that the bookies don't particularly care about going broke.

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    4. Re:It's a good tip... by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 1

      "Here's your money kid, you got ten seconds to spend it before the death rays incinera-" - Glass Eye Bobby, last words.

    5. Re:It's a good tip... by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

      You had me at improbsible. The problem is that everything that does happen is improbable from some perspective. The probabilites of you existing and reading this in the exact same way that you are doing it right now, from the moment of the sun's birth out a cloud of gas was pretty improbable. Probably improsible. However the odds taken from the moment you clicked on the link that displayed this, were much more probable.

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  10. 100/1 by alxkit · · Score: 0

    What do you mean "First"? I thought we already covered that in `June or July 1947`.

  11. We've got time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have it on good authority that they won't be back until Dec, 2012.

    1. Re:We've got time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dec. 31, 2012 will come with as much hype and go with as little fanfare as Dec. 31, 1999. Sometime in late 2010, early 2011 I'll buy some stock in bottled water, granola bar, and electric generator companies, and realize a modest profit off of all you survivalist whackjobs.

  12. No, no, no. by wonkavader · · Score: 1

    They're misreading it the situation.

    If a landing were imminent, they would have appointed a complete incompetent as ambassador.

    1. Re:No, no, no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We'll if aliens did land, looking at the grand scale of things all humans would be considered incompetent. They must have figured they should choose the least incompetent, or one of the least, to represent an underdeveloped civilization such as ours to a highly advance spices that are probably just going to eat us anyway. It's all relative...

    2. Re:No, no, no. by cparker15 · · Score: 1

      Looks like somebody watched/read a little too much Dune!

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    3. Re:No, no, no. by Experiment+626 · · Score: 0, Troll

      If a landing were imminent, they would have appointed a complete incompetent as ambassador.

      But Obama already has a job...

  13. Yes but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Soviet Russia, new alien overlords welcome YOU!

  14. looks like William Hill won't lose in any case by mapkinase · · Score: 1

    "The fact that the U.N. actually has a alien ambassador has got alien punters buzzing and we have to hope they are wrong as we have seven figure liabilities," said a spokesman of William Hill, one of the worlds biggest bookmakers.

    In response, the gambling company is offering odds of 100/1 on either the US President or the serving British Prime Minister to announce the existence of intelligent extra-terrestrials within a year of the bet being placed. Odds of 1/2 are on the USA making first contact followed by Russia (10/1), China (14/1), UK, France and India (all at 16/1).

    If you bet against extraterrstrials you win %1 of you bet in year, which I am sure "worlds biggest bookmaker" will invest at a higher percent.

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  15. "The chances of anything coming from Mars... by Pflipp · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...are a hundred to one, they say...

    but still they come!

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  16. Like state sponsored lotteries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "giving great odds on an impossible event"

    1. Re:Like state sponsored lotteries by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 2, Informative

      "giving great odds on an impossible event"

      It's a tax on stupidity, and the money keeps rolling in!

  17. Well... by dotKuro · · Score: 1

    In the instance that this does happen, Clarke was only a year off. Stay away from Europa.

  18. summary is incorrect by LordKronos · · Score: 5, Informative

    The summary is incorrect. The 100 to 1 odds aren't even for first contact, but merely that the US/UK will announce the existence of aliens. From TFA:

    the gambling company is offering odds of 100/1 on either the US President or the serving British Prime Minister to announce the existence of intelligent extra-terrestrials within a year of the bet being placed.

    1. Re:summary is incorrect by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      Do you think they'll take a bet of $150,000,000,000 (and be able to pay out the win)? Will they take a treasury note?

      It's just an announcement, come on Obama have treasury place the bet and then make the announcement. Other than Fox news we'll all understand and choose to pretend you didn't say it.

    2. Re:summary is incorrect by RenoGeek · · Score: 0

      The summary is incorrect. The 100 to 1 odds aren't even for first contact, but merely that the US/UK will announce the existence of aliens.

      I dunno. I'm from NV and that made perfect sense to me. But, that's why I just let you all flock to my casinos and pay my state tax for me :)

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    3. Re:summary is incorrect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Betting against alian contact is safe: if there is such an event, money wouldn't matter anymore anyway!

    4. Re:summary is incorrect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Still, it's a stupid bet. The real probability is infinitesimal. Payout needs to be several orders of magnitude higher.

      It doesn't even make sense to take the flip side of the bet... it may be a sure thing, but 1% is a lousy return on an investment.

    5. Re:summary is incorrect by Surt · · Score: 1

      Because after alien contact, the speed of light no longer applies? Because as long as the speed of light is the limit, there will be finite resources to fight over, and money to proxy for fighting.

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    6. Re:summary is incorrect by blackraven14250 · · Score: 1

      I think he's talking about the imminent death of the human species.

    7. Re:summary is incorrect by gmuslera · · Score: 1

      Odds that the US President or the British Prime Minister announcing the existence of intelligent extra-terrestrials are definately higher than the odds of aliens actually visiting us or even send a message or a probe here. They don't even have to find it (or them find us), just do math, even adding a lot of contrains Drake's equation should give plenty of intelligent life out there. The problem in practical terms for that to make an impact is how big is "out there". If the ones doing the gambling want to just make a lot of money, they just ask Obama or Cameron in a press conference if they believe the Drake equation is right or there is intelligent life somewhere in the universe, and their answer should be enough to win the bet.

    8. Re:summary is incorrect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since the bet has a minimum duration of a year, they are basically paying 1% interest. You could beat that in any savings account.

    9. Re:summary is incorrect by kenj0418 · · Score: 1

      Step 1: Congress allocates a large amount of money to bet on this and places a huge bet
      Step 2: Obama makes a announcement that meets the criteria
      Step 3: US collects huge winnings
      Step 4: Obama retracts announcement

      There -- budget problems solved.

    10. Re:summary is incorrect by kenj0418 · · Score: 1

      -1 Redundant
      Doht - I should scan down further to see if anyone else had the same idea already next time.

    11. Re:summary is incorrect by Defenestrar · · Score: 1

      Nice idea!

      I'd like to designate my share to said plan.

    12. Re:summary is incorrect by LordKronos · · Score: 1

      I think you may have misread my post, because I don't see how being from Nevada (or any specific place at all) would make it any easier for you to read the headline '100/1 Odds On "First Contact" Within a Year' and automatically know that the wording is inaccurate, and that the bet is not about "First Contact" but instead about an announcement from the US President or UK Prime Minister.

    13. Re:summary is incorrect by JTsyo · · Score: 1

      Maybe they have real life confused with the show The Event.

    14. Re:summary is incorrect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since the bet has a minimum duration of a year, they are basically paying 1% interest. You could beat that in any savings account.

      LOLWUT?

    15. Re:summary is incorrect by The_mad_linguist · · Score: 1

      announce the existence of intelligent extra-terrestrials

      So theoretically passionate enough religious rhetoric could tip the bet over.

    16. Re:summary is incorrect by Surt · · Score: 1

      But the aliens would still have money.

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    17. Re:summary is incorrect by atrain728 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but when you go to a bookie and place $1 on a bet like that, he doesn't take $100 and put it in an envelope for you to be paid should you win. A book that did that would require a hell of a lot (read: an impossible amount) of money backing his operation.

    18. Re:summary is incorrect by masmullin · · Score: 1

      Yeah, ours!

    19. Re:summary is incorrect by lennier · · Score: 1

      Announcing the existence of intelligent extraterrestrials isn't that hard. All it would take would be a little reviewing of documented UFO sightings to agree that yes, we're pretty sure that something's out there that's not us, and it makes blinky lights every few years then vanishes.

      Announcing that we have the faintest idea what it/they/wazooga is/are/wzu and that we've met it/them/wzoop - that would be a lot harder.

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    20. Re:summary is incorrect by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      Your betting on the announcement, so you are getting 10000% interest, in a day. Since obviously you make the announcement as soon as you have placed they bet.

      The obvious flaw is that the bookie can't possibly pay out the winnings. Well unless China ans Japan would lay it I guess...

    21. Re:summary is incorrect by shaitand · · Score: 1

      Its not impossible. Nevada casinos are required to keep enough cash on hand to cover all bets on the floor.

    22. Re:summary is incorrect by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Why does everyone assume alien intelligences will be anything like ours? Alien cultures may have no need for money. If you have a Star Trek replicator why would you ever need to buy anything? Or they may have some sort of commerce that is so far advanced that our system of money would seem like barter to them.

    23. Re:summary is incorrect by Surt · · Score: 1

      Even if you have a star trek replicator, you need to buy the energy to run it, and the space to store its output.

      Money as virtual currency is a close to maximally compressed proxy for future assets. Shannon has proven that you can't do much better, so whatever the aliens have as a proxy for future assets seems unlikely to be radically different.

      --
      "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
    24. Re:summary is incorrect by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Why would you have to buy energy when there is solar, wind, and all sorts of other free energy sources? Why would you need to store that which is easily replicated the next time you needed it?

      Shannon has proven that you can't do much better

      Yeah, a lot of things were "proven" 300 years ago that are known to be hokum today. It was a proven fact in 1700 that we could never travel any faster than 40 mph or so, for example; progress seldom stops or even slows down. Our society is incredibly primitive compared to what our children will see.

      Economics is by no means a "science" or you'd never have any of the "trickle down economics" BS* and we would not have recessions or poverty. Economics is only one or two steps above astrology. No economist has ever truly proven anything that has any bearing on the real world.

      *Wealth doesn't trickle down, it flows up. The worker creates wealth, the wealthy do nothing but control and aggregate wealth.

    25. Re:summary is incorrect by Surt · · Score: 1

      Well, barring overturning peano's axioms ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peano_axioms ), nothing is going to unseat Shannon. Shannon is as mathematically proven as it gets.

      The 'proof' that we could not travel faster than 40mph was not a mathematical proof, but rather a theory, and not a widely held one at that.

      And the energy sources you're nominating are only free to the extent that someone else isn't willing to kill you to take your share, which is only true so long as there is enough to go around, which is only true so long as the population stays low. Likewise, the space to even temporarily replicate yourself a nice comfy couch is only free so long as things aren't too crowded. There are people in our world even now who don't have access to that kind of space, and an alien civilization leveraging spaceflight to expand and conquer would know that space is even more precious.

      As to the economics, you're obviously right there, we're in complete agreement on that area.

      --
      "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
  19. Uh-oh by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

    Maybe they're here to build a hyperspace bypass...

    Where the hell is my towel?!

  20. Within a year? by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry but First Contact happened in 1996.

    1. Re:Within a year? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry but First Contact happened 5 years earlier.

  21. First Contact by tick_and_bash · · Score: 1

    Even if there is/was/will be a first contact, chances are, it would not be public knowledge. I thought this quote from Men In Black would be appropriate:

    Edwards: Why the big secret? People are smart. They can handle it.
    Kay: A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow.

  22. Finally a way to end all our economic woes... by SamuraiHoedown · · Score: 1

    All we have to do have the Treasury Department put everything on Aliens and then have Obama make announcement of exis announcement.

    1. Re:Finally a way to end all our economic woes... by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      That is brilliant.

      --
      There is a war going on for your mind.
  23. It's a Sign by geoffrobinson · · Score: 1

    The U.N. is corrupt and they most likely wanted to give some individual a job where they didn't have to do anything.

    --
    Except for ending slavery, the Nazis, communism, & securing American independence, war has never solved anything.
    1. Re:It's a Sign by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you just described EVERY job at the UN.

  24. 100/1 odds of what? by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    that what we know about physics and speed limits is wrong? Because unless you have "easy" FTL odds for contacting an alien civilization are pretty low (far less than 1/100).Or they are talking about an alien-ated civilization? because we are going definately in that direction if that kind of bets becomes part of our culture.

    In the other hand, odds are not so low that we are the one driving the "first contact" to an alien lifeform, just probably not intelligent ones, if life in any way is discovered i.e. in Mars

    1. Re:100/1 odds of what? by joeyblades · · Score: 1

      You're assuming that points in space can only be traversed linearly. Theoretically, you don't have to go FTL if you have a worm hole handy.

    2. Re:100/1 odds of what? by Stupid+McStupidson · · Score: 1

      I agree. Just with the sheer number of planets that exist, there's got to be life out there. And odds are there are a few intelligent species as well. What are the odds they'd find us, even if they could get here? Coming for resources is stupid, there's plenty out there, undoubtedly much closer to wherever they would be. And if you had the resources and means to cover gazillions of light years, wtf are the resources on Earth going to do for you? Coming to disable nukes or some other altruistic endeavor? That's equally ridiculous as coming to steal our water/women/Christmas. There really is only one reason they would come, as Charles Pellegrino outlined in "The Killing Star", a sort of postulation on sentient alien life (I blatantly stole this from a review. I couldn't remember the lines verbatim, and can't be arsed to flip through my copy to find it): 1. Any species will place its own survival before that of a different species. 2. Any species that has made it to the top on its planet of origin will be intelligent, alert, aggressive, and ruthless when necessary. 3. They will assume that the first two rules apply to us. Get them before they get you.

    3. Re:100/1 odds of what? by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      You're assuming that wormholes are possible and usable for spacetravel. You're just spreading the improbably jelly around and its certainly not helping your case. I hate how people just sit there and assume that magical gates they've seen on their favorite soft sci-fi shows are a given. They're not.

    4. Re:100/1 odds of what? by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      >that what we know about physics and speed limits is wrong?

      I'm sure if you asked these gamblers about the odds of Jesus returning or that miracles are real you'd get similar, if not, better odds. Why do we care that non-experts think aliens are going to land? I can visit io9.com or any other sci-fi site to read "predictions" from mouth breathers with wish fulfillment fantasies.

    5. Re:100/1 odds of what? by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      > What are the odds they'd find us, even if they could get here?

      Before you can even answer that, I would recommend studying what Einstein called "Spooky action at a distance", i.e. How does one photon "communicate" to the other photon?

      Consciousness is not limited to the archaic light speed.*

      * Proof left as an exercise for the reader.

      --
      Inner Space is the FINAL frontier, not Outer Space.

    6. Re:100/1 odds of what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please expand on how the reader should go about proving this.

    7. Re:100/1 odds of what? by joeyblades · · Score: 1

      You're assuming that what I know about wormholes I got from SciFi TV... It's not. I did use the word "theoretically" and most physicists agree that wormholes are theoretically possible, though there is considerable disagreement about whether they are practical. The point is, we should not assume that the only way to get from point A to point B is a straight line through all points in between. We already know that spacetime doesn't actually work like that.

  25. Skrulls by Agthorr · · Score: 1

    Since earlier comments indicate that humans see this as a bad bet, I can only assume that 1 in 100 people on Earth are already, in fact, aliens.

  26. Title error by Graham+J+-+XVI · · Score: 1

    100/1=100. Should read 100:1.

    1. Re:Title error by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Should read 1:100.

  27. Aliens are demonic beings by knowthetruth · · Score: 0

    Please follow the following links to find out more on this issue. http://www.understandthetimes.org/inthenews/256na_ris.shtml http://www.thebereancall.org/node/5840

    1. Re:Aliens are demonic beings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neither of the linked pages actually prove that, indeed they don't even state it clearly.

  28. Maybe not so bad? by bjk002 · · Score: 1

    "the best case scenario of alien contact would be us ending up as their pets"

    The two dogs and one cat who I cohabit with have their meals prepared and served on time, daily. They sleep as often as they want, and are completely sheltered from the evils of the world. I would say that so long as my new alien overload refrains from habitually beating me, I'm good.

    --
    Opinion:=TMyOpinion.Create(Me);
    1. Re:Maybe not so bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or castrating you, as humans tend to do to their pets...

    2. Re:Maybe not so bad? by Defenestrar · · Score: 1

      ...declaw, descent, groom, paint, microchip, shock-collar, train to do embarrassing tricks, forget to clean the box, etc...

    3. Re:Maybe not so bad? by jameskojiro · · Score: 1

      Most people on this board would be fine with that as long as the aliens let them play on their cat tree.... errrr PS3 most of the day and provided a deinner dish of fresh doritoes and mountain dew. Of course you though pet cats were fat, wait till you see pet humans.

      --
      Tsukasa: All I really want, is to be left alone...
    4. Re:Maybe not so bad? by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      Of course you though pet cats were fat, wait till you see pet humans.

      *Rushes off to register lolhumans.com

      --

      People replying to my sig annoy me. That's why I change it all the time.
  29. "Extraterrestial Affairs Office" on Denver ballot by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Denver has this really persistent guy trying to increase UFO awareness in the area. He asks city council to create a program every year and is politely turned down. This year he managed to put it on the ballot. Denver has a relatively low threshhold for proposition petitions, something like 5000 signatures.

  30. Boy Did I Lose This Bet by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

    I thought our First Contact staff would include Will Smith.

  31. Ya know, I've been thinking.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ... and please don't rush to the "tin foil hat" responses, but I've noticed a great increase in the number of movies, shows and books dealing with the human races' contact and collaboration with aliens.

    Here's my wild speculation theory: The Governments of the world and media are working together to slowly get us used to the idea of aliens being on earth. Little by little we are getting more complacient with the idea and accepting of the reality that alien lifeforms could visit Earth and we could somehow lean to live with each other.

    Is this just some grand plan being put forth over years / decades to get humans ready for some type of incredible revelation?

    1. Re:Ya know, I've been thinking.... by TheKidWho · · Score: 2, Funny

      2012, The Mayans knew it, they were waiting.

  32. Re:"Extraterrestial Affairs Office" on Denver ball by electron+sponge · · Score: 1

    That guy (Jeff Peckman) is a known hoax artist and crank, from what I gather.

  33. I'm going to open a bar... by brillow · · Score: 1

    in Siberia.

  34. Hawking by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    A couple of weeks ago, wasn't he quoted as saying contact with aliens at our current level of tech would be a bad idea? Hmmm...

    1. Re:Hawking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes it could be very bad. They might want to convert our solar system into computronium. Where would human life register to hyper-intelligent beings who had converted all the dumb matter in their space to compute at physical limits? Amoebas?

      Homo sapiens are under the strange delusions that are minds are somehow at the peak of design space. And that other intelligent minds would be near our level and would want to talk to us or exchange info. Maybe not if they think a trillion times faster.

    2. Re:Hawking by east+coast · · Score: 1

      hawking was wrong. Any alien that is technologically able to do anything to us doesn't need for us to contact them. They already know we're here and if they want to pull some crap on humanity it will be done without our consent.

      --
      Dedicated Cthulhu Cultist since 4523 BC.
  35. it will happen soon, write this and confirm later by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The PTB (powers that be) need a "new world order" since the previous order failed. Well the people will not fall for the same scam ( banksters + politicians + media + war profiteers + bureocrats + Al Gore + X ) So they will invoke the almighty aliens... a few more weeks of 2012 horror like the earthquakes that happened like 6 months ago... some more swine flu variants... and whatever their tiny imaginations can pull out of the hat.

    How will it happear ? something like the "day when the earth stood still" with a triumphant pact of peace in the 2012 Olimpics in London. How will the aliens first look like ? they will be able to take off and land like http://homelandsecuritynewswire.net/israels-latest-uav-worlds-largest-no-game-changer and they will have some spectacular cover probably... I'm curious how they will create a mother ship. Maybe the aliens will disrupt the TV signals and replace the TV signal with the generic of the "outer limits" gains control :)

    In the end, the V will be humans and David Ickle will be named the great champion of the human race.

  36. A year and 3 months short... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nuffield said...fucking iPad.

  37. Idle by Raenex · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What's with all the crap hitting the front page that should be on Idle? We've gotten stories about creative art in Minecraft, Asteriods on web pages, and now this. Slow news the past couple of days?

  38. CmdrTaco, instead of Ambassadorgate... by baka_toroi · · Score: 1

    I think you meant "I'm-gonna-rape-your-face-if-you-add-'gate'-to-anything-ever-again."

  39. bogeymen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "When Wernher Von Braun [German rocket scientist] was dying of cancer [1974], he asked me to be his spokesperson. Von Braun actually told me that the reasons for space-based weaponry that were going to be given - the enemies that we were going to identify - were all based on a lie. He said the strategy that was being used to educate the public and decision makers was to use scare tactics; that first the Russians are going to be considered the enemy. Then terrorists would be identified. Then we were going to identify third-world 'crazies.' The next enemy was asteroids - against asteroids we are going to build space-based weapons. And over and over during the four years that I knew him and was giving speeches for him, he would bring up the last card. 'And remember, Carol, the last card is the alien card. We are going to have to build space-based weapons against aliens, and all of it is a lie.' He was too afraid to talk about it. He would not tell me the details. I am not sure I would have absorbed them if he had told me the details, or even believed him in 1974... In 1977, I was at a meeting in Fairchild Industries in a conference room called the War Room... They continued the conversation about how they were going to antagonize these enemies and at some point, there was going to be a war in the Gulf, a Gulf War. Now this is 1977!" - Dr. Carol Rosin, Fairchild Industries Corporate Manager, Von Braun spokesperson

  40. Almost surely an event will (or will not) happen by dominious · · Score: 1
    From: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Almost_surely#.22Almost_sure.22_versus_.22sure.22

    If an event is sure, then it will always happen, and no other event can possibly occur. If an event is almost sure, then other events are theoretically possible in a given sample space; however, as the cardinality of the sample space increases, the probability of any other event asymptotically converges toward zero. Thus, one can never definitively say for any sample space that other events will never occur, but can in the general case assume this to be true. In this respect, the concept is similar to that of a mathematical limit.

  41. Re:Almost surely an event will (or will not) happe by dominious · · Score: 1

    adding to that, "almost impossible" sounds good to me.

  42. The Disclosure Project by not_hylas(+) · · Score: 1

    The Disclosure Project - 2006:

    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6552475158249898710#

    The Disclosure Project - 2010:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqzoC3QPI_E&feature=player_embedded#

    But, of course they're all liars (sarcasm).

    --
    ~hylas
  43. Serious PHYSICS question then gents... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject line above, and Einstein as well: Energy can be neither created NOR destroyed!

    Energy equals matter (atoms) times the speed of light squared, right?

    Then, matter IS energy and vice-a-versa, via E=mc "squared" (just working at diff. frequencies apparently, & since it IS an equation, then there you go: They ARE the same (matter & energy))

    Thus, there is no more nor no less than what this universe started with inside of it in the way of energy, nor matter, when you come right down to it.

    Now, they say there is no "closed system" (meaning totally lossless), but Einstein's work in math & theoretical physics seems to say so, see above (since apparently NOTHING is ever lost in the way of energy OR matter in this universe/dimension).

    (However, particle collisions via linear or circular accelerators/cyclotrons, such as the LHC, that seem to 'create new particles' from the collisions, those particles don't seem to last long as matter OR energy in this dimension at least BUT, I have also heard tell they create new elements there at the LHC, and therefore atoms)...

    So, does that mean that Einstein's work is "erroneous"? Trick question guys, or is it??

    APK

    P.S.=> I am NOT a physicist here, so, take some pity on me (those of you who ARE expert in this area)... thanks! apk

    1. Re:Serious PHYSICS question then gents... apk by V!NCENT · · Score: 1

      Energy _could_ be destroyed, if it's building blocks are information. That information can change and thus energy could be transfort into non-energy.

      --
      Here be signatures
  44. Project BlueBeam by AppleOSuX · · Score: 1

    The idea that something like Project BlueBeam exists sounds more likely to me than actual aliens visiting us.

  45. My theory, FWIW by Aelcyx · · Score: 1

    If they are here, they're not the aliens, they're the drones. Send out a legion of drones who roam the galaxy and reproduce every so often to send out their own set of drones. Think of it as the Voyager mission with fleshy AI. If they report back, great, but the creators of the drones know well they will most likely all be gone before getting word back. The drones just take information and aren't necessarily as intelligent as their makers (usually a bad idea to make something that reproduces to many times your own number smarter than you if you can control it). So, bunch of boring data takers floating above. And yes, with probably advanced nanotechnology and other science wizardry. Interesting side note: if you read the account of Fire in the Sky author, Travis Walton, as detailed in "The Walton Experience" (totally different than the movie, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Walton_Experience), there is a part where he mentions trying to break a glass-like cylinder and is unable. I wouldn't be surprised (assuming this is all a true account and not made up), that it was made out of pure diamond.

    Of course, the probability of all this is scant as there are other explanations that would make more sense. But, as a scientist, I feel it is wrong to dismiss it out of hand as bullshit without at least investigating it a little and setting aside my biases.

    1. Re:My theory, FWIW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh no! The probe droid was able to transmit our location to the Empire before it was destroyed! We'll have to evacuate the planet!

  46. Hey, Mr. Scientist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't that a hypothesis and not theory? If it is a theory like gravity then where is the data you've collected from numerous experiments and observations?

    Sincerely,

    The pedANT.

    1. Re:Hey, Mr. Scientist by Aelcyx · · Score: 1

      I used theory in the unofficial parlance suitable for social conversation . Scientific parlance is used in the work environment or during conversations with other scientists or Class XIX entities . Inserting hypothesis into social conversation gives the air of elitism and education which distances listeners who focus on content and don't spend their time nitpicking and being douchebags.

      ERROR: Contraction used. This entity will commence self-destruct sequence by watching Fox and drinking C2H5OH.

  47. All of the good alien movies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...always had a African-American President in them. The end is near.

  48. WUT by roystgnr · · Score: 1

    If you spend $100 gambling that the existence of aliens won't be announced in the next year, and the betting market odds are 100-to-1 against you losing, and the bookmaker requires you to deposit that $100 in advance (so they can be certain to have the money in case you lose), then a year later even if you win you'll have $101.

    If you put $100 into an insured savings account, then even at today's atrocious interest rates you'll have $101.30 or so a year later. So why would you have ever bothered to make the wager?

    Reality is much more complicated. E.g. your bookmaker may have looser liquidity requirements which allow you to make a simultaneous investment with your betting dollars, your opportunity cost may be a higher return in something less liquid like a CD or something more risky like a bond or stock. But even in "fake money" idea futures markets like the Foresight Exchange there seems to be this sort of opportunity cost effect. Even if you think a bet is 99% sure to win you don't want to spend 99 cents on the dollar for it, because you can find a better rate of return elsewhere. The market then reflects this: 3-1 odds may reflect an underlying market belief in 25% probability, but 99-1 odds reflect a belief of significantly less than 1% probability.

    1. Re:WUT by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Where do you find savings accounts that pay 1.3% interest? Even a 1 year CD is something like 0.4% nowadays.

    2. Re:WUT by shaitand · · Score: 1

      "If you spend $100 gambling that the existence of aliens won't be announced in the next year, and the betting market odds are 100-to-1 against you losing, and the bookmaker requires you to deposit that $100 in advance (so they can be certain to have the money in case you lose), then a year later even if you win you'll have $101."

      If you win the payout is 100 times your bet not a 100th fraction of it. It is the 'bookie' who is risking a hundred dollars for a potential profit of $1. If your bet was $100 and you won the payout would be $10000 + your hundred dollars back not $101.

  49. Then it's as physics says, it only changes FORM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject. That's not destroyed. You even said it yourself: It only changes into some other form, but it is not destroyed. This is just like heat in modern CPUs - it's the "bleeding of current" (electricity) out of them, only changed into heat instead of electricity (iirc).

    1. Re:Then it's as physics says, it only changes FORM by V!NCENT · · Score: 1

      Uhm, no, if energy is defined by information, then if you change information to something else; the information remains, but it doesn't resemple an energy 'state' and so your energy is undone.

      --
      Here be signatures
    2. Re:Then it's as physics says, it only changes FORM by V!NCENT · · Score: 1

      BTW heat, matter and movement is all energy, I know... I'm familiar with relativity and even the theory behind gravity.

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      Here be signatures
  50. Solid proof of UFO shootdown by nsaspook · · Score: 1
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    In GOD we trust, all others we monitor.
  51. Conservation of Energy definition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conservation_of_energy

    "The law of conservation of energy is an empirical law of physics. It states that the total amount of energy in an isolated system remains constant over time (is said to be conserved over time). A consequence of this law is that energy can neither be created nor destroyed: it can only be transformed from one state to another. The only thing that can happen to energy in a closed system is that it can change form: for instance chemical energy can become kinetic energy."

    Additionally/more importantly from the same page:

    "In simple terms, this means that energy cannot be created or destroyed, only converted from one form to another."

    Plus, there does remain the fact you yourself even stated only a transformation occurred in your init. reply (quoting you now):

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    "Energy _could_ be destroyed, if it's building blocks are information. That information can change and thus energy could be transfort into non-energy." - by V!NCENT (1105021) on Wednesday September 29, @03:34PM (#33738786)

    Note the bolded part, & the keyword there would be TRANFORT (you most likely meant transformed I am guessing, just a misspelling).

    ----

    However, my REAL question basically was more about the creation of NEW ELEMENTS in linear or circular/cyclotron particle accelerators, such as the LHC in Europe (hence, new forms of matter being made really since new elements are made there in collisions) really, but since energy cannot be created or destroyed, and matter & energy are the SAME per Einstein's equation E=mc squared? Then, how is the creation of NEW ELEMENTS explained & fit into that law??

    (Above all else: PLEASE, do bear in mind that this is just a question from me, not an argument here. I seriously want to know what the deal is here, but I am guessing what's in my "ps" below probably is correct on this note!)

    APK

    P.S.=> My "best guess" on that account is this: Nothing REALLY "new" was created out of "nothing" during particle collisions & new elements appearing to be added to the periodic table... it's only being made from EXISTING elements (much as how FUSION of hydrogen results in helium)... apk

    1. Re:Conservation of Energy definition by V!NCENT · · Score: 1

      I'm not talking about elements. These elements encounter more than just 'states'. I'm talking about force and the bookkeeping of information.

      (BTW particle collision can result in matter, which is energy, so you need to put energy into the process, because matter is energy glued together, like with the Big Bang; radiation)

      Take for example gravity; if you calculate it's effect with current formula's like E=mc squared and Newtons laws among others, you'd find gravity to be a resulting force, instead of a force. This however requires the theory of information.

      So when you transform energy by means of information (where information equals energy _in this case_) and end up with forces that are actually resulting forces and therefore energy not encounted for (because they are in the forces themselves), you could end up with energyless information.

      How and if that could actually be put into practise is something I sadly can not answer.

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      Here be signatures
    2. Re:Conservation of Energy definition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I'm not talking about elements." - by V!NCENT (1105021) on Wednesday September 29, @04:38PM (#33739688)

      I am though: That's REALLY the "MAIN QUESTION" I had in fact, per my "bolded section" next here, & I stated it a couple times above... I need (well, I would LIKE rather) an answer! No, it's not "world shaking important" that I get it, I am merely curious.

      However, I *think* I may have "stumbled upon it" myself in my replies' "ps" section, I just need verification!

      (In my statements in my "ps" earlier in reply to you about how nothing TRULY NEW has been created out of linear or circular particle accelerator collisions really)

      I mean... yes, they may put "NEW ELEMENTS" on the periodic table chart & all that after LHC collisions etc./et al, but those elements & the material they really are? Only made from EXISTING ALREADY PRESENT MATERIAL (particles used in the collision, usually GOLD atoms iirc). Nothing REALLY new being made here... much like how helium is the result of hydrogen fusion.

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      "These elements encounter more than just 'states'. I'm talking about force and the bookkeeping of information." - by V!NCENT (1105021) on Wednesday September 29, @04:38PM (#33739688)

      I am talking about Einstein's equation, which by its very math states energy & matter are basically the SAME thing, just operating @ diff. speeds/frequencies/states AND the "law of conservation", which states that energy merely transforms (into other energy forms, OR even matter itself per Einstein, in a CLOSED SYSTEM).

      Math, any equation, is REALLY a "closed system" (look at it, an equals sign indicates this much), however, is the "real world" always that way? No, not as far as I know of... & I was always told men do not make perfectly "closed systems" (there is always some form of loss/leakage).

      NOW: The ONLY PROBLEM I personally EVER HAD with "the law of conservation" is that there ARE NO TRULY 'CLOSED SYSTEMS', or that's what I was told in highschool & collegiate sciences... & I tend to believe it, at least systems made by man. We are NOT perfect @ anything we do, sadly, lol, is probably why.

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      "(BTW particle collision can result in matter, which is energy, so you need to put energy into the process, because matter is energy glued together, like with the Big Bang; radiation)" - by V!NCENT (1105021) on Wednesday September 29, @04:38PM (#33739688)

      Sure, but it too only tranforms/changes into other forms, hence new particles being seen, and new elements being created... nothing appears to get "lost", but my question is, again, IS ANYTHING REALLY "NEW" CREATED?

      (Personally? I don't think so... again: Yes, you get new elements for the periodic table iirc from LHC work & work like it, but, it's only created from the existing materials out there colliding... much like how hydrogen fusion results in helium (again)).

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      "Take for example gravity; if you calculate it's effect with current formula's like E=mc squared and Newtons laws among others, you'd find gravity to be a resulting force, instead of a force. This however requires the theory of information." - by V!NCENT (1105021) on Wednesday September 29, @04:38PM (#33739688)

      Gravity, iirc, is a RESULT OF MATTER itself, "bending" the space-time continuum... you're correct on that much, but this "theory of information", can you expound on it for me or put up a quote as I did or a url on it, so I can read up more on it please? This is NEW to me. It seems to saw "the law of conservation" is in error, alongside Einstein's equation...

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      "So when you transform energy by means of information (where information equals energy _in this case_) and end up with forces that are actually resulting forces and therefore energy not encounted for (because they are in the forces themselves), you could end up

    3. Re:Conservation of Energy definition by V!NCENT · · Score: 1

      Well I'm not sure where exactly you want to take this conversation to, but energy remains when interactions occure that we currently know of. However my point was that when messing with the underlying system, if possible, we might bump into being able to mess with that. Possibly by altering or _damanging_ parts of out universe.

      You wanted to read up about this new paper about what creates gravity? It's only 29 pages long and realy not that hard. I encourage you to read it, but simply put: the three dimensional fabric of space is devided into, let's call it; voxels that can store a limited amount of information. So when you take the sun for example, that's a lot of mass, thus enegry, thus information. But it doesn't fit in these information voxels. So basicaly; if you don't chop it up into pieces that do fit (like blowing up the sun) it needs more information storage. Luckily the fabric of space is bendable. So the more matter, the more space fabric it needs, thus it is pulliung the fabric of space.

      Now imagine you have a blanket on your table. You take a pen and devide it up in equaly large squires. Now put a tennisball at an outer end of the table, this is our earth. Then put a larger ball on the other end of the table, this is our sun. Now twist and pull this blanket; our sun needs more squires. The effects is that the sun (more matter) now puls the earth towards is; "ta-da!"; gravity!

      Here's the paper in pdf: http://arxiv.org/pdf/1001.0785v1

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  52. Why they're wrong by labradore · · Score: 1

    Here's why the odds-makers are wrong: They assume that the people at the UN know something. As in anything at all. It's just the opposite.

  53. 21st Century by mcneely.mike · · Score: 1

    As for me, i'd rather have the Doctor as my first point for contact with aliens (or Amy Pond for first point for -nudge nudge- CONTACT with me! Huh huh huh)

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  54. It will happen in 2012 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and it will be fake. London Olympics; Project Bluebeam.

    End of story.

  55. Well, we can safely say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, we can safely say, based on recent facts, that neither the US President nor the serving British Prime Minister will find any intelligence.

  56. Answer to this question's needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When NEW elements that have been added to the periodic table (which have been, afaik, created by linear or circular particle accelerators, such as the LHC, & due to particle collisions):

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    1.) The resultant particles, per the above, are new forms of matter being made (& merely out of older already existing ones (sort of like how fusion makes helium from hydrogen), & not from "nothing", whatever that is)

    2.) Energy cannot be created or destroyed per the law of conservation -> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conservation_of_energy

    3.) This universe is a closed system also (this is questionable though imo, but also per the law of conservation that states matter & energy cannot be created or destroyed -> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conservation_of_energy )

    4.) Matter & energy being the SAME per Einstein's equation E=mc squared

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    Q.) Then, how is the creation of NEW ELEMENTS explained & fit into that set of laws/conditions, 1-4 above, and are they created from already existing materials, not merely from "nothing"?

    APK

    P.S.=> My "best guess" on that account is this: Nothing REALLY "new" was created out of "nothing" during particle collisions & new elements appearing to be added to the periodic table... it's only being made from EXISTING elements, because the same amount of material &/or energy is the same since the start of the universe and the universe is a closed system per the law of conservation (matter cannot be created or destroyed), so nothing really "new" is possible (since it would have to be created out of nothing).

    (& that's always been my question(s) here, & based on the set of points numbered 1-4 enumerated above (as the facts/constraints/conditions we all operate under anyhow too))... apk

    1. Re:Answer to this question's needed by V!NCENT · · Score: 1

      Q.) Then, how is the creation of NEW ELEMENTS explained & fit into that set of laws/conditions, 1-4 above, and are they created from already existing materials, not merely from "nothing"?

      There is no creation of new elements, only change in form.

      The reason there isn't a massive Big Bang erupting within the LHC is because there is no such amount of energy poured into the collision.

      Basicaly the LHC is not out to create new elements on the periodic table (where did you get that from?), but find particles that make up elements in a certain configuration.

      Now Lisi's theory of everything predicts a 'periodic table' of particles. The LHC is currently set out to find the one they call the Higgs Boson aka the 'God Particle'.

      This God particle doesn't create matter. Instead the Higgs Boson traps energy, which is a 'state' we call matter.

      The LHC 'experiment' is sometimes described as setting out to 'create' the Higg Boson particle, but that's not realy correct. If the Higgs Boson were to exists; it would be hidden. So all CERN is trying to prove with the LHC is that when you slam these atoms; they fall appart into particles, from which one should be a Higgs Boson. It appears, but is not created; it's just 'unhiding' itself for a very brief period of time.

      Does that answer your questions?

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  57. dolphins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Had any dolphins disappeared yet?

  58. Yes, it does answer my questions (thanks) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject-line (I even picked up a new thing or two, such as the "ghost in the machine" unhiding itself, this Higgs Boson which I have heard of & sounds like what "MESONS" are supposed to do, keep matter together/trapped, as you said this Higgs Boson field does to energy (which is, matter, albeit in another state of transition-form), so this makes my bookmarks/favs as well).

    You provided that which I asked for. Thank you Vincent.

    APK

    P.S.=> See the film GATTACA if you haven't... apk

    1. Re:Yes, it does answer my questions (thanks) by V!NCENT · · Score: 1

      Hey no problem ;)

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    2. Re:Yes, it does answer my questions (thanks) by V!NCENT · · Score: 1

      PS: The Higgs Boson is a meson ;)

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  59. The M. Othman? by EvilDroid · · Score: 1

    Seriously? Our ambassador to aliens is named M.Othman? Like the MOTHMAN?

  60. Whew.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We are already here, folks!