User: evil_neanderthal

Re:Killsteak ...

On: Boeing Delivers Massive Ordnance Penetrator

no, killcow. eatsteak.

I was inspired by the view under my desk:

On: Why Do We Name Servers the Way We Do?

My machines are named fray, tangle, snarl, and knot, respectively.

Despite the news,

On: How Will Recent Financial Downturns Affect IT Jobs?

companies are hiring. If you lay off a hundred useless employees you're probably hiring twenty new people to do the jobs the laid off failed to do.

Re:From "The Tao of Programming"

On: (Useful) Stupid BlackBerry Tricks?

Now the device is broken and the student must gain an understanding of its inner workings in order to repair it.

Clearly

On: Do We Live In a Giant Cosmic Bubble?

We're being quarantined.

On the plus side we're probably not in the path of any planned bypasses.

Re:Should have been from the Start

On: Sun Spokesman Says "We Screwed Up On Open Source"

BEA WebLogic is another example of the same principle (SaS company stealing Sun's donuts).

With that, I have coined "to steal one's donuts", please attribute properly.

Re:No it isn't!

On: For CS Majors, How Important Is the "Where?"

Agreed on this point.

My curriculum requires liberal arts credits to graduate. Each and every one of those classes has been a complete waste of my time and has only served to give me a bit of breathing room between my mcs coursework.

Now that I'm closer to graduating I have a lot of free electives credits to spend. Those are ALL going into the CS courses I hadn't got around to yet.

Re:Wow

On: Microsoft Trying To Appeal to the Unix Crowd?

[0] Unix
[1] GNU: Gnu's Not Unix
[2] UNG: Ung's Not Gnu
[3] UNU: Unu's Not Ung
[4] UNU: Unu's Not Unu
[...]
[n+0] UNU: Ununix's Not Unu
[n+1] UNU: Ugnu's gnot Ununix
[n+2] UNU: Unugnu's tong Ugnu
[n+3] UNU: Gnugnuung's gnongt Unugnu
[n+4] UNU: Ungnungnungnu[...]

Re:How about "designing like a player"?

On: How To Play Like a Game Designer

With graphics. And blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the maze.

so??

On: Nova Scotia to Build Space Tourist Launchpad

I can't help feeling as if I have in some way been impugned by this article.

Re:X-43A?

On: First Ever Scramjet Reaches Mach 10

mach 10? not fast enough! i want one for my microwave! faster pizza bagles! faster ezmac! faster! can i mount one to my pelvis! can't wait to see what the missus thinks. miss. mistress! huh? i need a gun that shoots scramjets with knives on the end! can we start calling it warp 10 instead of mach 10? they should have taped a dvd to it to set a data transfer record! we need a new unit for that! dvd-mph! gigafoot-hertz! i want the 13 gfhz model for my toaster! butter the whole toaster so it doesn't get incinerated from air friction! does it come with internet? i want one with internet! it needs bluetooth! eeeeeeee

car analogies

On: Better Communication with Non-Technical People?

unless it's a girl. then just lie. it's not flamebait, it's a corporate strategy!