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Boeing Delivers Massive Ordnance Penetrator

Hugh Pickens writes "In an age of drones and lightweight weaponry, the U.S. Air Force's purchase of the first batch of 30,000-pound bombs designed to pulverize underground enemy hide-outs highlights the military's need to go after hard and deeply buried targets. The weapon's explosive power is 10 times greater than its bunker-buster predecessor, the BLU-109 and it is nearly five tons heavier than the 22,600-pound GBU-43 MOAB surface bomb, sometimes called the 'mother of all bombs.' 'Our past test experience has shown that 2,000-pound penetrators carrying 500 pounds of high explosive are relatively ineffective against tunnels, even when skipped directly into the tunnel entrance,' says a 2004 Pentagon report on the Future Strategic Strike Force. 'Instead, several thousand pounds of high explosives coupled to the tunnel are needed to blow down blast doors and propagate a lethal air blast throughout a typical tunnel complex' (PDF). Experts note that the military disclosed delivery of the new bunker-busting bomb less than a week after a United Nations agency warned that Iran was secretly working to develop a nuclear weapon and is known to have hidden nuclear complexes that are fortified with steel and concrete, and buried under mountains. 'Heck of a coincidence, isn't it?' says John Pike, director of Globalsecurity.org."

381 comments

  1. Re:Lets get this out of the way... by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    Spoilsport :-(

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  2. Why? by paiute · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why tell potential targets how big a bomb you have and how deep it will penetrate? They can just go deeper and pour more concrete. What happened to surprise?

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    1. Re:Why? by GameboyRMH · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Usually the target lowers its defenses if they know you have a big missile :D

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    2. Re:Why? by mx+b · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm sure there's a lot of propaganda in any such statement. It's probably a "made-up" number very close to intelligence estimates in order to be kind of a "we know what you're doing" sort of statement, meant to shake up targets and hopefully make them more willing to negotiate first. The actually specifications are almost assuredly not what was released.

    3. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      >> What happened to surprise?

      The bomb doesn't really exist, and the administration want to hamper the Iranian program while the US actually *builds* the bomb.

    4. Re:Why? by TheCarp · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Because you have no intention of actually using them.

      The point here is not to be ready for a war with Iran, the point is to justify defense contractor jobs, keep the budgetary money flowing, and give Iran an excuse to do the same and give us more excuses later.

      Seriously, have you been sleeping?

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    5. Re:Why? by jo_ham · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It's like protection of the President - you can see all the showy stuff with the Secret Service guys in black suits and sunglasses, holding their finger to their ear to listen to an earpiece... those are the guys they want you to see.

    6. Re:Why? by FreakyGreenLeaky · · Score: 1

      Sabre rattling.
      Intimidation.
      Politics.
      Bargaining power.
      My Cock Is Bigger Than Yours MotherFucker.
      etc

    7. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Why tell potential targets how big a bomb you have and how deep it will penetrate? They can just go deeper and pour more concrete. What happened to surprise?

      Why do you presume the published penetration distance is accurate?

    8. Re:Why? by iblum · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Because digging deeper and pouring more concrete costs money. Money that they could instead be spending on the Nuclear research. the more expensive and dangerous we make their nuclear program, the more likely they are to give it up.

    9. Re:Why? by khallow · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why tell potential targets how big a bomb you have and how deep it will penetrate? They can just go deeper and pour more concrete. What happened to surprise?

      That's part of the point of having such a weapon. The effort that a potential foe puts into negating the weapon can be more beneficial than use of the weapon in actual warfare. Nuclear bombs are the classic example.

      Another example is China's current efforts. They do this all the time with weapons systems meant as foils for aircraft carriers and other expensive pieces of US hardware. Make a new missile or a fancy new sub, even if you never make many of them, and then the US has to devise a counter.

    10. Re:Why? by mapkinase · · Score: 2

      I guess this redefines the word vaporware...

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    11. Re:Why? by NevarMore · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why tell potential targets how big a bomb you have and how deep it will penetrate? They can just go deeper and pour more concrete. What happened to surprise?

      I have a friend who served in the Gulf War (the first one) and drove one of the missile systems. He often said, "The range *that we were allowed to know about* was 50km". I forget the exact numbers, the point is that frequently what the published capabilities and what the real capabilities of a weapons system is are often significantly different.

    12. Re:Why? by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      >> What happened to surprise?

      The bomb doesn't really exist, and the administration want to hamper the Iranian program while the US actually *builds* the bomb.

      What a happy coincidence that those nasty hackers infected Iran's facility with stuxnet then!

    13. Re:Why? by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      Or that the actual weapon isn't something totally different

    14. Re:Why? by benjamindees · · Score: 3, Funny

      Gee I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.

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    15. Re:Why? by captainpanic · · Score: 4, Informative

      Agreed. The primary function of weapons is to discourage the opponents, not to harm.
      But in order to be scary enough to discourage the other guys, it actually has to be able to cause harm. And lots of it.

      And in fact, it works even better if your message to the leaders of the bad guys is that you can get a bomb into their supposedly safe bunkers, and get personal on them. That's a pretty good deterrent, and will probably ensure that you never have to use that bomb.

      And secondly, this bomb will make you Yankees look less of an a** when some Afghan guys are hiding in a mountain. Mountains turned out to be pretty awesome bunkers.

    16. Re:Why? by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      Now that we have de-commissioned the super big nukes (because we've established a defacto lack of willingness to use them...) we need the bigger conventional bombs that will accomplish the same kinds of things. 5000lbs of high explosive delivered in the front door is more destructive than 20 megatons shoved out the back of a B-52 from 45,000 feet with no guidance other than an altitude detonation trigger.

    17. Re:Why? by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Good points but I think you got whooshed XD

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    18. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hello, is anybody in there? Have you been sleeping. Once we're done with Iraq as the baddies, we flip to Iran and back again. We've been doing this for decades, going back and forth. A little history lesson on these two countries will do wonders for your understanding.

      Completely correct about these being corporate war machines, and nothing to do with national security.

    19. Re:Why? by mr1911 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why tell potential targets how big a bomb you have and how deep it will penetrate? They can just go deeper and pour more concrete. What happened to surprise?

      Because moving a nuclear weapons development facility 20 feet deeper into the ground is a hell of a lot harder than getting off of your lazyboy to get another bag of Doritos.

      Secondly, you assume the advertised capabilities of the bomb are correct?
      A: The bomb will penetrate X feet of hardening.
      B: We will build our new complex X+15 feet deep.
      Millions of dollars and years of construction later
      A: Oh yeah, that bomb will actually penetrate X+30 feet of hardening.
      B: Oh shit.

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    20. Re:Why? by s4m7 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      the more expensive and dangerous we make their nuclear program, the more likely they are to give it up.

      That would be true if you were dealing with a straightforward external cost-benefit analysis scenario. When speaking of Iran, that's not the case. Iran has enormous internal pressure to keep up the appearance of being a threat to Israel. In order to make that cost-benefit scenario work from a political standpoint, you'd have to make the expense and danger greater than the existing implied threat of being nuked by Israel.

      You're absolutely right about the other part, however. If our intel suggests that they've already constructed tunnels of depth X, it may cause their development process to slow down while they re-engineer existing infrastructure, and it will certainly cause them to import more concrete and other building supplies. Various governmental and past-governmental monied interests are well invested in the "international" firms that don't have to abide by the embargoes, and can therefore supply these contracting services and make substantial money from it

      Cheney, I'm looking at you.

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    21. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So this is based on data from Israel? Oh right, they don't have any nukes and don't have to sign the nonproliferation treaty unlike every other country on earth.

    22. Re:Why? by Surt · · Score: 2

      You tell them you have a bomb that will go five miles deep. This forces your opponent to spend a lot of money digging themselves in 6 miles deep. You don't even have to have said bomb for this strategy to work.

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    23. Re:Why? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      You might want to watch Dr. Strangelove.

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    24. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Because maybe, just maybe, they'll delve too deeply and have bigger problems to deal with.

    25. Re:Why? by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      I figured it was going to be more of the same sort of proxy war BS with them. I mean, anything could happen if the Neocons rise again, but now that we have a moderate republican president, I doubt that will happen for at least another 5 years, and who knows what could happen in that time, could even have a new mole step up to be whacked.... you know... a softer looking target.

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    26. Re:Why? by sl4shd0rk · · Score: 1

      Knowing the capacities tends to favor negotiations.

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    27. Re:Why? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      True, they could do that but that will take time and money to build deeper bunkers and more hardened facilities. I assume that this bomb will be effective against current targets.

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    28. Re:Why? by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Bullshit. These don't replace the nukes we had, they replace ones for a particular use. Nukes were never going to be deployed as bunker busters which is why we had bunker busters to begin with. A 5000lbs., charge is going to be much easier to target than a rather large nuclear device. It's sort of like the difference between a truck load of dynamite and a shaped charge. They're for different things.

    29. Re:Why? by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Because that will take a few years to do.

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    30. Re:Why? by Tsingi · · Score: 1

      And no one expects one.

    31. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point here is not to be ready for a war with Iran, the point is to justify defense contractor jobs, keep the budgetary money flowing, and give Iran an excuse to do the same and give us more excuses later.

      Seriously, have you been sleeping?

      Yeah, stupid, everyone knows we wouldn't dare get ourselves involved in a middle-eastern conflict over rumors. Wake up, morons.

    32. Re:Why? by Wolfrider · · Score: 1
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    33. Re:Why? by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      In a pinch, the truck load of dynamite can serve the same purpose as the shaped charge, if you're willing to inflict the collateral damage - same with the big megaton bombs, and we never have been willing to inflict the collateral damage since WWII.

    34. Re:Why? by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      Well if you really confident your enemy is not able to build defenses adequate to protect its Nuclear program from your really big bomb, then maybe it makes sense to tell them.

      Hopefully once they know we can get them *anywhere* they will stop doing things we don't like. Which might mean we don't have to use our really big bomb in order to have our way.

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    35. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the other hand, that leaves you buried alive, deep under all that shredded concrete and steel. If you're a cranky, nasty dictator type, what are the odds that they try reaaaaally hard to dig you back out?

    36. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And secondly, this bomb will make you Yankees look less of an a** when some Afghan guys are hiding in a mountain. Mountains turned out to be pretty awesome bunkers.

      I don't see how that will make them look less of an ass though?

    37. Re:Why? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Good points but I think you got whooshed XD

      No, he just didn't quote the appropriate source:

      [discussing the Doomsday machine]
      President Merkin Muffley: How is it possible for this thing to be triggered automatically and at the same time impossible to untrigger?
      Dr. Strangelove: Mr. President, it is not only possible, it is essential. That is the whole idea of this machine, you know. Deterrence is the art of producing in the mind of the enemy... the FEAR to attack. And so, because of the automated and irrevocable decision-making process which rules out human meddling, the Doomsday machine is terrifying and simple to understand... and completely credible and convincing.

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    38. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Crap, forgot /aliquis ;)

      Posting AC because people have no humor and hate the haters! ;D

    39. Re:Why? by brokeninside · · Score: 1

      Are you sure about that?

      I seem to recall something relatively recent about the laws of physics and making armored trucks . . .

    40. Re:Why? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      As well as the fact that large quantities of concrete and associated infrastructure are visible by satellite and not easily hidden (except perhaps for the Chinese - they seem to have a handle on out weirding us).

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    41. Re:Why? by Ant2 · · Score: 1

      Of course, if we don't really know where all the targets are, we can now just have our satellites follow the long line of cement trucks sure to be soon rolling around in the deserts of Iran.

    42. Re:Why? by Deliveranc3 · · Score: 1

      "The size of a nations army is directly proportional to it's open distrust of it's neighbors" - Neitzche

    43. Re:Why? by Paracelcus · · Score: 4, Informative

      Dummy entrances, angled blast-by down-tunnel subdoors leading to hidden pressure vents, location misdirection, laminated corbeled superstructure, etc.

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    44. Re:Why? by heathen_01 · · Score: 1

      So all the people killed in vietnam were not collateral damage? Its impressive that you can drop four times the total bomb-load of WW2 while being unwilling to inflict collateral damage.

    45. Re:Why? by Paracelcus · · Score: 1

      Multiple warheads were the standard for ICBM's by the mid 1960's, bomber delivery was abandoned in the late 1950's.

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    46. Re:Why? by cellocgw · · Score: 1

      Because maybe, just maybe, they'll delve too deeply and have bigger problems to deal with.
      Like waking a Balrog?

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    47. Re:Why? by Jonner · · Score: 1

      Why tell potential targets how big a bomb you have and how deep it will penetrate? They can just go deeper and pour more concrete. What happened to surprise?

      It probably makes sense for everyone to know the capabilities in a similar as for nuclear weapons. The US military doesn't want to use these bombs. They do want to make potential targets nervous and/or spend a lot more trying to bomb-proof facilities.

    48. Re:Why? by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      So all the people killed in vietnam were not collateral damage? Its impressive that you can drop four times the total bomb-load of WW2 while being unwilling to inflict collateral damage.

      The U.S. of A. has been inflicting collateral damage since the Mayflower landed (yes, before it was reorganized into the USA). What we haven't done is drop a Nuke in anger since WWII. As such, our very expensive nuclear arsenal is of very little value as compared to a few truckloads of TNT and similar things which we have been using, far too much in my opinion, recently.

    49. Re:Why? by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      Those '60s era ICBMs needed tens of megatons to ensure they damaged their intended target (accuracy +/- 1km or more....)

    50. Re:Why? by CubicleView · · Score: 1

      I realise the cost would go up, but surely any bunker will fall to sustained bombardment. If one bomb doesn’t do it, drop 2 etc. Must go RTFA and see what sort a hole in the ground this thing leaves.

    51. Re:Why? by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1

      As others have mentioned, it slows down their program by making them dig deeper to hide it. This is especially important in Iran's case because its regime is on borrowed time. The longer the mullahs and their presidential puppet hang on to power, the more the pressure builds from the people who are increasingly disaffected by the dictatorship they're living under. They're especially frustrated after the last "election" when they defied the regime and protested but didn't succeed in having Ahmedinijad "Mubaraked". Maybe next time. Iran may not be an Arab country but the Arab spring will have certainly lifted the spirits of the Iranian opposition. The hope is that the regime will fall before it arrives at nuclear capability.

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    52. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Besides the obvious checks from satellite and HAARP detection of changes to these sites and possible others, you can bet the intelligence community watches for intelligible communications and rants on Slashdot and other Blogs ~always trying to gain an edge. You never know that what you might say in here might end up on the President's desk in his morning briefings or on the Taliban's secret list of targets. >:-D

    53. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, actually, the ordnances are 20 X larger and more powerful to the Nth degree than stated and in all likelyhood will be used without hesitation. The Military just wants to stand the hair up on the back of their (Iranians') necks beforehand.. Hoo Rah!!

    54. Re:Why? by Kyusaku+Natsume · · Score: 2

      The vietnamese were not humans in the eyes of the US's generals at the time, therefore, they were not collateral damage.

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    55. Re:Why? by iblum · · Score: 1

      Actually, really, both countries have been run by some bad people. I don't really like either of them.

    56. Re:Why? by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 2

      Lord knows I've never trusted the Canadians.

    57. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's easy. The extensive infrastructure is already built. To discover that it's vulnerable means reinvesting billions in improvements.

      The improvement process means:

      -Disruption of operations while changes are implemented, slowing progress

      -Being able to identify changes at sites via satellites or other intelligence sources in time with the announcement. This includes equipment movement or fresh excavations. Presumably the more important to protect items will undergo re-engineering first, providing a nice target list with a built in priority ranking.

      *NOTE: I have no extra information specific on this topic area*

    58. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You completely pulled that statement about a 5,000 lb bomb vs a 20 megaton nuke out of your ass, yet you got modded up. Way to go, slashtards.

    59. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      While there must be additional layers of security, the whole point of the suits and sunglasses is to intimidate potential attackers into assuming that harming the President is impossible. There's also lots of hype and spin about the secret service and their capabilities.

      What I'm saying is, the President is actually pretty vulnerable. There's an awful lot of people he has to come into contact on a daily basis, and there's no way the screening can catch everything. The reporter that threw a shoe at George W? No reason that shoe couldn't have contained a bomb. The couple who gate crashed the white house? In theory they could have smuggled bombs in as well, so long as the metal content was low and the shape was hard to distinguish. (I don't know if the secret services uses backscatter X-ray, I would assume that they probably do now)

      And there's rallies where a LOT of people get reasonably close to the president. How good is the screening? Probably the best the secret service can do, but it can't be perfect.

      Heck, Bill Clinton went to McDonalds on a regular basis...someone could have poisoned his food. (although McDonald's food is poison as it is...)

      The secret service is to stop nuts and crazies, not trained commandos with millions of dollars in budget. I'm sure there are countless vulnerabilities that could be found by people who were determined and had the funding. However, it would have the OPPOSITE politcal effect. If Obama died tommorow, distraught voters would probably elect a new president who is even more liberal than Obama. Not to mention there's no gain in it. Even if a war were going on, assasinating the president would probably have little or not strategic impact.

    60. Re:Why? by Ardipithecus · · Score: 2

      a little nit-picking,

      1. If we look back to WWII the then reasonable (but incorrect) threat that the Nazis were working on a nuke led to the Manhattan project and our own bombs, not to being scared into submission. The "implied threat of being nuked by Israel" and considering the Iraq/Libya vs NKorea scenarios, should lead to working on a bomb, not 24/7 but 32/7. And it doesn't have to be a really good one, dirty bombs that contaminate Israeli or oil assets should be good enough for MAD.

      2. Concrete = cement + aggregate + rebar + water, all of which can be produced in any semi-industrialized country, including Iran. "Concrete is cheap", construction saying.

    61. Re:Why? by xhrit · · Score: 2

      >Why tell potential targets how big a bomb you have and how deep it will penetrate? They can just go deeper and pour more concrete.

      First point I would like to make is that most statistical data about active weapon system is classified, and any publicly available numerical descriptions of said data is pure misinformation. For example, the speed of US aircraft carriers is top secret. Nimitz class carriers are stated as having a speed of over 30 knots but few people know exactly how fast they can really travel. Most people agree they can go at least 40, but I have heard some claims that they can travel at up to 50 knots.

      Second point is even if someone knows what they are up against and develops a defense against the weapon system, it will only help so much. Static defenses can only mitigate damage, not prevent it. Plenty of armored vehicles have armor thick enough to stop say a 30mm cannon shell. But the GAU-8 Avenger anti-tank minigun can shoot 4200 of those 30mm rounds per minute and it just might get lucky. On average less then 2% of rounds fired will penetrate armor but even if none of the shells manage to make it inside, a target vehicle's external systems will be trashed, the crew will be stunned from the impact, and the vehicle will likely be immobilised.

    62. Re:Why? by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      You mean like the SR-71 going mach 3+ officially?

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    63. Re:Why? by Bucky24 · · Score: 1

      And in today's world our neighbors are almost every nation on the globe.

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    64. Re:Why? by Bucky24 · · Score: 1

      No, they just won't be able to get out
      http://xkcd.com/760/

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    65. Re:Why? by The+Askylist · · Score: 1

      And the submitter is a certain Hugh Pickens - any relation to Slim? Can just imagine someone riding one of these mofos as it plummets towards Qom...

    66. Re:Why? by Captain+Sarcastic · · Score: 1

      You might want to watch Dr. Strangelove.

      Or read "The Mouse That Roared" by Leonard Wibberley.

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    67. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because Washington bureaucrats regard PR and self-involved internal political considerations as being more important than external military considrations.

      Remember the official boasting how they were listening in on Osama's satellite phone.

      Or the latest tv special on how they tracked down and killed Osama.

      Or the republican who thought it was a great idea to expose the identity of a CIA agent.

      Or today President Obama's complete visit arrangements booklet found in a street gutter in Australia.

      In other words a total disconnect from reality.

    68. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dummy entrances, angled blast-by down-tunnel subdoors leading to hidden pressure vents, location misdirection, laminated corbeled superstructure, etc.

      All the better. Spending a lot of time and money on decoys prevents you from spending as much time and money on nuke development as you otherwise would have.

    69. Re:Why? by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 2

      Giggety, giggety.

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    70. Re:Why? by Hugh+Pickens+writes · · Score: 1

      Slim Pickens was actually a stage name.

      Slim's real name was Louis Burton Lindley, Jr.

      Another interesting fact about Slim Pickens: Pickens was offered the part of Dick Hallorann in Stanley Kubrick's 1980 adaptation of Stephen King's The Shining. He refused, saying that filming with Kubrick on Dr. Strangelove was too strenuous. He later relented, saying that he would appear in the film as long as Kubrick was contractually required to shoot Pickens' scenes in fewer than 100 takes a shot. However, the role went to Scatman Crothers.

      So no, no relation.

      Thanks anyway.

    71. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That statement works on so many levels.

    72. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you really suggesting that Iran is so stupid that they buy stuff from Dick Cheney when the Russians and Chinese are more than willing to take their money?

    73. Re:Why? by cavePrisoner · · Score: 1

      This is definitely along the right lines, but I think a key fact is missing from the cost to an army planning against the bunker busters. Money is a big factor, but it is also human effort. Iran doesn't have a massive intelligence community like the US or China. Right now, Iranian generals are sitting in a room thinking about how to maintain command and control during an invasion. They can't get to the next step of figuring out what to do with that command and control because this bomb just threw a giant wrench in the works without even being used. Winning a battle is done with planning, and if you can just keep screwing with the guys doing the planning they won't be able to give the proper focus to things that also need their attention.

      They might find that this bomb doesn't change much in their strategy, but even if they do, they already wasted valuable resources on a new problem when their intelligence community no doubt already has its work cut out for them.

    74. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. The primary function of weapons is to discourage the opponents, not to harm.

      That seems kinda like a strange statement when you consider how many people actually get killed by weapons....

    75. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suppose there's some irony that most people we consider advisaries are riding around on a $100 moped and digging modest bunkers into mountains with a shovel or hand pick. Because honestly, where are they going to sit when waiting for that roadside IED to go off.

      Seems to me like money could be better spent on creating a guidance package and tailfins for a standard infantry grenade, and then outfit drones with a whole lot of those instead of 1 or 2 hellfire missiles or 500lb bombs. Very selective targeting could go a long ways in the kind of fight that we're in now.

      I suppose this is to threaten Iran? Then again, the way I feel about some things is that Iran can have nukes - but they can take that seat at the "nuclear club" table with that huge Sword of Damocles hanging over their head. (Pretty much everyone there does. It's not like that whole MAD concept is an unknown at this point.)

    76. Re:Why? by mjwx · · Score: 1

      A: The bomb will penetrate X feet of hardening.
      B: We will build our new complex X+15 feet deep.
      Millions of dollars and years of construction later
      A: Oh yeah, that bomb will actually penetrate X+30 feet of hardening.
      B: Oh shit.

      The really fun part is, Boeing is building both the bomb and the bunker.

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    77. Re:Why? by Phoghat · · Score: 1

      Why tell potential targets how big a bomb you have and how deep it will penetrate? They can just go deeper and pour more concrete. What happened to surprise?

      Because 30,000 pounds of prevention is worth a million bombs of cure?

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    78. Re:Why? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      The vietnamese were not humans in the eyes of the US's generals at the time, therefore, they were not collateral damage.

      Not only were they not human, a lot of them were fucking communists!

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    79. Re:Why? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      For example, the speed of US aircraft carriers is top secret.

      Should be easy enough to find out. Just pull up alongside in a speedboat and say to the captain "last one to the Gulf's a cissy".

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    80. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Nearly five tons heavier" is a good clue. (30,000 - 22,600 = 7,400 lbs = 3.7 tons = not even close to "nearly five". 1st grade arithmetic ftw.)

    81. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's almost guaranteed that some kiss-up who wants to be #2 (with -ahem- lots of opportunities for advancement) will dig him out... and then guess what happens to everyone who didn't want to dig him out...

    82. Re:Why? by khallow · · Score: 1

      Now that we have de-commissioned the super big nukes (because we've established a defacto lack of willingness to use them...)

      Keep in mind that the "super big" nukes were for taking out the USSR's most heavily fortified defenses. They haven't had a valid role for some time now.

      5000lbs of high explosive delivered in the front door is more destructive than 20 megatons shoved out the back of a B-52 from 45,000 feet with no guidance other than an altitude detonation trigger.

      That's good enough for the 20 megaton device to cause more damage to everything except deeply buried targets (which the 5000 lbs bomb isn't going to be effective against either). Almost six orders of magnitude more explosive energy does have considerable effect even if delivery isn't as precise.

      As I see it, the bigger problems are collateral damage (for example, killing every unprotected person within 10-20 miles), the international repercussions, and the resources going into the nuclear bomb.

    83. Re:Why? by khallow · · Score: 1

      In a pinch, the truck load of dynamite can serve the same purpose as the shaped charge

      If you get lucky. The important thing about precision-delivered ordinance (the original poster talks of "shaped charges", but there's more to it than just anti-tank weapons) isn't the lower collateral damage but rather that they deliver that harm to the target. The link above is to the first use of smart bombs in the Vietnam War. Here's the money quotes from the article.

      By 1972, the Air Force and the Navy had sent 871 sorties against the Dragonâ(TM)s Jaw, losing 11 aircraft but failing to knock out the bridge.

      And

      The F-4s hit the bridge with 26 laser-guided bombs, several of them heavy 3,000-pounders, and did what all of the previous attacks had not been able to do. According to an Air Force review of the action, âoeThe western span of the bridge had been knocked completely off its 40 foot thick concrete abutment and the bridge superstructure was so critically disfigured and twisted that rail traffic would come to a standstill for at least several months.â

      This is why the big nukes are being abandoned. Why build a huge bomb which might fail to do the job, when you can build a much smaller bomb (here I'm think a smaller nuclear weapon, not some 5000 lbs bomb) which can hit much more precisely and do the job better?

    84. Re:Why? by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      On the cynical side - the defense contractors have to develop something to justify their research money, whether or not 5000lbs dropped in the front end of a tunnel does anything to the target at the other end of a tunnel or not, it sounds good when you present it for budgetary approval. The 300 square miles of devastation, political ramifications and expense of production and maintenance of big nukes also make good talking points while selling these precision guided bombs as an alternative.

    85. Re:Why? by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      This is why the big nukes are being abandoned. Why build a huge bomb which might fail to do the job, when you can build a much smaller bomb (here I'm think a smaller nuclear weapon, not some 5000 lbs bomb) which can hit much more precisely and do the job better?

      And, somehow, I still hope that we also secretly have developed big nukes that can be delivered with great precision, whether they need it or not...

    86. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think your conclusion makes wishful assumptions as to the weight of the person in the Lazy Boy their proximity to Doritos and their liquidity and cash flow.

    87. Re:Why? by s4m7 · · Score: 1

      You got me cold on point two. Suppose I should have said "construction supplies". Not sure I follow you on point one. First of all there is evidence to suggest that not only were the Nazis working on the bomb but had conducted actual tests. Second we were racing to the technology, not trying to develop something that everyone already had pointed at us. Third and finally, Iran already is working on and may indeed already have actual nuclear weapons. That program came about as a direct response to the fact that Israel already has them and regularly implies readiness to use them against Iran (despite their general unwillingness to admit that they have them) and that we put Iran in a vice with a war on either side of them, geographically and metaphorically.

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  3. Re:Cool! by schnikies79 · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's not nuclear.

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  4. Re:Cool! by somersault · · Score: 1

    Just for reference, these bombs aren't nuclear.

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  5. Re:Cool! by iblum · · Score: 5, Insightful

    you obviously know very little about atomic devices if you think that they can be set off by someone blowing up the facility. In order to form the chain reaction necessary for an atomic explosion, the forces must be very precisely directed. And with the radioactive material so far underground already, there's no danger of releasing radiation into the surrounding countryside. Its far more dangerous to let the Iranians have a working nuclear device than to worry about putting extra large pot holes all over their country. Which is sad, because if their government cared at all for their people, they'd realize that pissing off the US is a good way to look more like large parking lot than an industrialized country.

  6. Re:Cool! by stevegee58 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    If it's not nuclear, maybe it's nucular.

  7. Couldn't they have named it something else. by mosb1000 · · Score: 2

    Like Deep Impact, perhaps?

    1. Re:Couldn't they have named it something else. by iblum · · Score: 1

      Already taken by that Movie.

    2. Re:Couldn't they have named it something else. by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      "Boeing Jr." would be traditional.

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    3. Re:Couldn't they have named it something else. by kybred · · Score: 1
      I suggest 'MFOAB'.

      I'll leave the expansion up to the reader.

    4. Re:Couldn't they have named it something else. by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      This thing penetrates deeper, harder, faster, and will rock your world! It also looks like a giant Big Johnson. And so, that's what it shall be called. I don't think this is a BJ anyone wants.

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    5. Re:Couldn't they have named it something else. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or an acronym that works out to "MY DICK"

    6. Re:Couldn't they have named it something else. by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      "Journey to the Center of the Earth"?

  8. Re:Cool! by AkaKaryuu · · Score: 1

    The targets mentioned for this weapon are underground nuclear bases.

  9. Re:Cool! by Artraze · · Score: 1

    As others posted, this isn't nuclear. And even if it was, your remark is still bizarre; we've blown up more than a few nukes underground already:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underground_nuclear_testing

  10. Hrmm... by SniperJoe · · Score: 1

    I think a Middle Eastern friend of ours who has a few issues with Iran will be very interested in a few of these. Look for them to announce development of a stunningly similar weapon after a few smoking holes are left in Natanz.

    1. Re:Hrmm... by hedwards · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If you're referring to Israel, they aren't our friend. Israel is a bit like a therapist, they care about us as long as we're giving them money.

    2. Re:Hrmm... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you're referring to Israel, they aren't our friend. Israel is a bit like a therapist, they care about us as long as we're giving them money.

      And they're crazier than the patient.

      Nice Analogy!

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    3. Re:Hrmm... by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      If you're referring to Israel, they aren't our friend. Israel is a bit like a therapist, they care about us as long as we're giving them money.

      If Israel is not the US's friend, then who is, exactly? The Russians? The Germans? The French? The English? The Chinese? Look around you, then decide who is really a US allay and who you wish to associate with. I dare say that without Israel the big bad US would find itself either lonely or fraternizing with scoundrels.

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    4. Re:Hrmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The US is friends with Canada and Mexico, but the US is one of those arrogant annoying friends you wish would just leave you the fuck alone.

    5. Re:Hrmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Israel is just a bunch of people. I have low expectations of your average arab, but when you're referring to people who are well educated those expectations go up a lot higher. Pretending Israel is somehow evil makes as much sense as the arabs seeing America as teh great evil. It's makes the ridiculous assumption that a group of well meaning inteligent people are somehow a bunch of coniving monsters.

    6. Re:Hrmm... by irussel · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The US doesn't have friends. It has interests.

    7. Re:Hrmm... by styrotech · · Score: 1

      If Israel is not the US's friend, then who is, exactly?

      I'm struggling to think of any other close US allies that have caused the US so much pain or that have been as able to or willing to try and manipulate and take advantage of the US (or their other allies) so much.

      Just a hypothetical and probably pointless exercise in gauging US self interest...

      Would the US have been better off over the last 60 or so years without having Israel as an ally? Would the US have been able to have better influence over the rest of the region otherwise?

      Going back 60 something years, knowing what it knows now, would the US have allied itself with Israel in the first place?

      I dare say that without Israel the big bad US would find itself either lonely or fraternizing with scoundrels.

      Didn't that happen anyway? While we're talking hypothetically, it could even be argued that without Israel the US could have had more friends and less need to befriend scoundrels.

    8. Re:Hrmm... by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      Too bad that I already posted on this article. You are 100% correct.

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    9. Re:Hrmm... by jwhyche · · Score: 0

      Israel is not our friend. They are only nice to us because we give them money and keep other nations from stomping them flat. If they where truly our friends then why have they spied on us and stolen military secrets, executed US citizens in cold blood, sold military plans and equipment to nations hostel to the US. Israel as committed acts of piracy on the high seas against US and ships of other nations. In 1967 Israel committed an act of war against the United States when it attacked the USS Liberty in international water.

      No, Israel is not our friend.

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    10. Re:Hrmm... by the+linux+geek · · Score: 1

      ROK, Japan, the ROC when we're playing nice. Thailand. Australia. Arguably Poland and some of the other Eastern European states.

      Israel is the most civilized place in the Middle East, but they would shaft the United States without a second thought if they determined it was beneficial.

    11. Re:Hrmm... by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Allies, not friends.

      Countries don't have friends, people do.

      For example: Thatcher was Reagan's friend. The UK is America's ally.

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    12. Re:Hrmm... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Didn't that happen anyway? While we're talking hypothetically, it could even be argued that without Israel the US could have had more friends and less need to befriend scoundrels.

      I always got the impession that if Israel didn't exist, the US would have had to invent it.

      It is a great way for the US to say "fuck you, I am much more powerful than you and I will choose my own friends" to other countries in the region.

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    13. Re:Hrmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it could even be argued that without Israel the US could have had more friends and less need to befriend scoundrels.

      The ones who are not our friends because we are friends with Israel are those very scoundrels you speak of.

  11. UNderground by mapkinase · · Score: 1

    All underground complexes have entrances on the surface.

    Won't bombing those entrances achieve much of the objective by essentially burying the underground target?

    How long it will take the enemy to reconstruct the entrance to the target?

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    1. Re:UNderground by khallow · · Score: 1

      Won't bombing those entrances achieve much of the objective by essentially burying the underground target?

      IMHO, not even close.

      How long it will take the enemy to reconstruct the entrance to the target?

      I figure it won't take more than a few days. My view is that you have to break the actual hardware. A new entrance is easy to dig out. Rebuilding a reactor or uranium refining facility would take considerably longer.

    2. Re:UNderground by mlts · · Score: 2

      Bunkers are not bank vaults. From what I've seen a number of underground bunkers tend to have multiple entrances, even if some are just used for ventilation. Even smaller bunkers tend to have at least two ways out, as some are designed to deal with someone trying to put car exhaust down the vent shaft.

      If a bunker just had one entrance, people inside would suffocate shortly after the main door is slammed shut.

    3. Re:UNderground by cobrausn · · Score: 3

      First, I would not like to be one of the researchers / technicians / soldiers stuck underground and trapped for an indeterminate period of time after a bomb like this drops the only entrance. Depending upon how long it takes, its entirely possible that destroying the entrance could kill off a lot of the talent necessary to make the weapons as they all starve to death or suffocate deep underground. It's a hell of a deterrent.

      Second, the reconstruction efforts would have to take place on or near the surface, which is in range of more conventional weaponry (cruise missiles, JDAM bombs, etc...).

      Third, though I am not generally opposed to an army owning powerful and highly specialized weapons, I get the feeling that just having these makes a first strike option against Iran seem like a more viable option. I don't like this.

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    4. Re:UNderground by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      All underground complexes have entrances on the surface.

      Won't bombing those entrances achieve much of the objective by essentially burying the underground target?

      How long it will take the enemy to reconstruct the entrance to the target?

      The problem is ensuring that you have hit all entrances.

    5. Re:UNderground by Discopete · · Score: 1

      One of the earlier reports (about 6-8 months ago or so) on this weapon had a quote from one of the test engineers saying that the detonation was not unlike a tsunami. A very high pressure wave followed by an ignition that 'flowed around corners like water'. This thing was designed to kill everything in an underground complex with one hit, regardless of number of entrances.

    6. Re:UNderground by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      just having these makes a first strike option against Iran seem like a more viable option. I don't like this.

      Negotiations without this option have not gone particularly well, maybe this will move negotiations along a little?

    7. Re:UNderground by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Part of what they are going for with these things is to cause an overpressure blast that kills anyone inside the structure. Why just collapse the entrance, when you can make sure anyone inside has their chest crushed and massive pressure trauma?

    8. Re:UNderground by mr1911 · · Score: 1

      All underground complexes have entrances on the surface.
      Won't bombing those entrances achieve much of the objective by essentially burying the underground target?
      How long it will take the enemy to reconstruct the entrance to the target?

      So by this logic we should just put crazy glue in the door locks of car bombers?

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    9. Re:UNderground by Abalamahalamatandra · · Score: 1

      Some have exhaust ports as well!

      Use the force, anonymous Air Force pilot...

    10. Re:UNderground by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 1

      Even the summary says they weren't able to kill everyone in the bunkers by skipping smaller bombs into the entrances. Like dropping them IN the bunker. This new bomb says "If it hits the bunker, everything inside dies".

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    11. Re:UNderground by Deliveranc3 · · Score: 2

      That's not necessarily helpful, shockwave encounters high pressure areas less.

      It's probably good to have a back door, but remember these things are designed to send a shockwave through your bunker... litterally vaporzing you with pressure. STP x Y0,000 or so.

    12. Re:UNderground by mlts · · Score: 1

      Very true. However, most places wouldn't need a bunker that can resist a bunker-buster. They just need something to be able to deal with street crime -- small arms fire, some explosives, and strikes from automobiles. Not everyone needs something that can withstand a burrowing tac nuke, as opposed to keeping marauders out, and being able to keep people inside surviving for months, if not years.

      Disclaimer: I've never built a bong shelter, so I could be completely wrong on this.

    13. Re:UNderground by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I've never built a bong shelter, ..."

      They have plenty in the Netherlands.

    14. Re:UNderground by tsotha · · Score: 1

      It's not just about breaking hardware. You also want the people in charge to know that they're not safe even if they manage to reach bunkers during an attack.

  12. Re:Lets get this out of the way... by mapkinase · · Score: 1

    Nice job. Have a photo of the burger as a reward...

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  13. Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "That's what she said."

  14. Killsteak ... by LoP_XTC · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does this one still require a 25 point killstreak to deploy?

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    1. Re:Killsteak ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mmm killsteak

    2. Re:Killsteak ... by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      Why would you want to kill a steak? It's already dead cow.

    3. Re:Killsteak ... by tsotha · · Score: 1

      Yes, and when you launch it you hear "M-M-M-MASSIVE Ordinance Penetrator!!!!"

    4. Re:Killsteak ... by evil_neanderthal · · Score: 0

      no, killcow. eatsteak.

    5. Re:Killsteak ... by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Why would you want to kill a steak? It's already dead cow.

      It sounds kind of silly, but draining a steak's blood, hitting it repeatedly with a metal mallet, letting it drown in an alcohol and brine solution (beer and worcestershire sauce), then killing it with fire actually does make it taste better. In fact, I'm gonna go eat one right now.

    6. Re:Killsteak ... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      It sounds kind of silly, but draining a steak's blood, hitting it repeatedly with a metal mallet, letting it drown in an alcohol and brine solution (beer and worcestershire sauce), then killing it with fire actually does make it taste better.

      Or you could just buy a good quality steak and sprinkle a little salt and pepper on it after you've cooked it.

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  15. George Carlin by thisnamestoolong · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is George Carlin's "bigger dick" foreign policy ("What? They have bigger dicks? BOMB THEM") at work. Now we are taking it a step further and talking about how deep our "bombs" will penetrate. Do you think that maybe, just maybe, it might help to have more women in positions of power?

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    1. Re:George Carlin by judoguy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Seriously?? Have you ever seen girls fight?

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    2. Re:George Carlin by sanosuke001 · · Score: 1

      No, we'd go to war once a month and then cry about it a few days later (not actually serious, )

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    3. Re:George Carlin by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Oh hell no. Male anger is nothing compared to female cattiness :-P

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    4. Re:George Carlin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My experience is that women fight less often but far more ferociously when they do fight. I would expect a world run by women to have fewer wars, but no "rules of war". In particular mothers get real dangerous when they are protecting their children.

      It probably would not be a safer world over-all. While things like the invasion of Iraq probably would not have hapened, a woman's solution to things like the post 9/11 invasion of Afghanistan would probably have been less "send american troops into danger to oust the Taliban" and more "Nuke the place into glass". If every country were run that way it would be like the Cold War, but with more players.

    5. Re:George Carlin by dkleinsc · · Score: 4, Informative

      Do you think that maybe, just maybe, it might help to have more women in positions of power?

      Hmmm, I really don't think so.

      There's absolutely no evidence that female leaders are less willing to go to war than male leaders. It is of course less common, but that has more to do with women being much less likely to be political and military leaders than men.

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    6. Re:George Carlin by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 0
      Sorry, the Islamic Republic of Iran doesn't agree with that idea. Check out the photo at the link. You really think they'll be allowed to govern?

      Oh, were you talking about America putting more women in power? WTF dude, we've already got tons. Funny how these criticisms only get leveled at one side, with the other side getting off scot-free.

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    7. Re:George Carlin by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "Do you think that maybe, just maybe, it might help to have more women in positions of power?"

      Put them in Iran and let us know how that works out.

      Also, Indira Ghandi and Margaret Thatcher.

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    8. Re:George Carlin by Tsingi · · Score: 1

      No, we'd go to war once a month and then cry about it a few days later (not actually serious, )

      Ever been married?

    9. Re:George Carlin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So that's why the US bombed Japan!

    10. Re:George Carlin by kaizendojo · · Score: 1

      And what says bigger dick better than "massive ordnance penetrator".

      That's what *my* girlfriend calls it anyway...

    11. Re:George Carlin by TheTyrannyOfForcedRe · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Do you think that maybe, just maybe, it might help to have more women in positions of power?

      Wow, you don't understand women at all! They are easily offended. They hold grudges forever. They never "attack from the front". Instead, they work to subtly undermine and destroy their enemies often using innocent third parties (who get fucked in the process) to do the dirty work.

      Surprise! Women are just as shitty as men, in different and more concealed ways.

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    12. Re:George Carlin by dupup · · Score: 1

      You want to trade penetrating bombs for cuddling bombs or, worse, where is our relationship going bombs? On second thought, that might actually work.

    13. Re:George Carlin by inviolet · · Score: 1

      "Do you think that maybe, just maybe, it might help to have more women in positions of power?"

      Put them in Iran and let us know how that works out.

      Also, Indira Ghandi and Margaret Thatcher.

      Not to mention Golda Meier, former PM of Israel.

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    14. Re:George Carlin by Deliveranc3 · · Score: 1

      Seriously?? Have you ever seen girls fight?

      Not enough :P

    15. Re:George Carlin by Deadstick · · Score: 1

      Do you think that maybe, just maybe, it might help to have more women in positions of power?

      Yeah, wouldn't that be more peaceful? Let's see...

      Penthesilea. (degree of legendariness uncertain) According to Homer, her matriarchal Amazons marauded all over Asia Minor.

      Boudicca. After the Romans whipped her and raped her daughters, she raised an army and slaughtered forty thousand Roman men, women and children.

      Cleopatra. Used her, um, special talents to induce Caesar and then Antony to crush rivals for her. Even led a squadron of ships at Actium, though the mission was more betrayal than combat.

      Zenobia. Took Egypt away from the Romans and held it for a decade.

      Mary I. Overthrew and beheaded Lady Jane Grey and fought an unpopular war with France. We salute her with vodka and tomato juice.

      Elizabeth I. Sent her boyfriend to sink the Spanish Armada, and defeated and beheaded Mary, Queen of Scots.

      Victoria. Colonial wars all over Africa and Asia.

      Golda Meir. The Six-Day War.

      Margaret Thatcher. The Falklands War.

      Seems pretty consistent to me...

    16. Re:George Carlin by Princeofcups · · Score: 1

      Do you think that maybe, just maybe, it might help to have more women in positions of power?

      Hmmm, I really don't think so.

      There's absolutely no evidence that female leaders are less willing to go to war than male leaders. It is of course less common, but that has more to do with women being much less likely to be political and military leaders than men.

      Or maybe that the few women leaders have had to be extra aggressive and "man-like" to make it to their positions of power. Sociopaths and psychopaths come in both sexes.

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    17. Re:George Carlin by iblum · · Score: 1

      and then spend all of our time talking about how England and Canada are tramps and France dresses too slutty.

    18. Re:George Carlin by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

      "Why do guys like to watch girl fights?"
      "They might kiss."

      Paraphrased from Seinfeld

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    19. Re:George Carlin by tsotha · · Score: 1

      Gentle women like... Margaret Thatcher and Golda Meir?

      The type of woman who gets into a position that powerful is every bit as cutthroat as a man. Sometimes more so.

    20. Re:George Carlin by styrotech · · Score: 1

      And what says bigger dick better than "massive ordnance penetrator".

      She refers to herself as "massive ordnance"?!? Yikes.

    21. Re:George Carlin by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Seriously?? Have you ever seen girls fight?

      Have you seen Thai Girls fight.

      Fists are considered a mere distraction.

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    22. Re:George Carlin by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Fists are considered a mere distraction.

      It depends which sort of girl-on-girl films you're interested in.

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    23. Re:George Carlin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah more women like Hillary" the Gaddafi killer" Clinton or the Baroness Margaret Hilda Thatcher?

  16. Re:Cool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dirty bombs are still a possibility. These tunnels surely got vents where the nuclear stuff can escape and fall out.

  17. Re:Cool! by JBMcB · · Score: 4, Funny

    The bomb itself isn't nuclear. The nuclear targets are speculative. Your original post is hyperbole.

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  18. So now we're believing the U.N.? by smooth+wombat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm confused. Wasn't the U.N. that organization which was lying when it said Iraq had no wmds?

    The one we called liars but when we sent not one, not two, but three teams of our own investigators after we had invaded Iraq to find the wmds which we knew were there, found that the multiple reports that had come out were correct?

    It would be nice if people would make up their minds. Either the reports generated by the same organization are false or they're not. Pick one.

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    1. Re:So now we're believing the U.N.? by s4m7 · · Score: 1
      Confirmation bias

      Or, it could be that DIA is learning its lesson and trusting a source that's proved to be credible in the past... you decide which you think is the more likely explanation.

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    2. Re:So now we're believing the U.N.? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, on the news in dutchyland it was mentioned that the specific report was written bij US and Isreali scientist which I found slightly curious/odd. And once it was released nothing was said about it again(only talked about it before release).

    3. Re:So now we're believing the U.N.? by dr2chase · · Score: 1

      You're think of the IAEA, and yes, your recollection is correct. I have read, but have not confirmed to my satisfaction, that there's been some turnover at the IAEA in the last 8-9 years, and guess who helped select the new guys.

      I have read, also, that the guy fingered as being in charge of explosive initiator design, is really there to help them produce nanodiamonds: http://www.moonofalabama.org/2011/11/on-nuclear-iran-allegations-nanodiamonds-aint-nuclear-bombs.html
      On the one hand, sure sounds like it could be dual-use expertise that he's got, on the other hand, he pretty much wrote the book on using explosives to produce nanodiamonds.

    4. Re:So now we're believing the U.N.? by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1

      Yes, it was the IAEA, but that agency is under the umbrella of the United Nations who used the information from the IAEA to issue reports on the status of wmds in Iraq.

      Regardless, and as you pointed out, the point still stands. First we claim that the U.N. (or IAEA) can't be trusted, that they're wrong, now we're giving them pats on the back for the great job they're doing (sound familiar?)

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  19. I have massive ordinance penetrator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    in my pants.

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    1. Re:I have massive ordinance penetrator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am so disappointed that it took over 20 minutes for this comment to show up! Should have been the frist post.

  20. I Suggest "John Holmes: The Bomb" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Penetrating deeper than anything else ever has!"

  21. Deprecated by srussia · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The effort that a potential foe puts into negating the weapon can be more beneficial than use of the weapon in actual warfare. Nuclear bombs are the classic example.

    That M.A.D. example has been deprecated. The new canonical example is "threat of 9/11-style terrorism".

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    1. Re:Deprecated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That M.A.D. example has been deprecated. The new canonical example is "threat of 9/11-style terrorism".

      The terrorism card didn't work that great with Iraq, I don't think it'll work for Iran let alone China. So we're back to M.A.D.

    2. Re:Deprecated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is idiotic. The weapons that brought about MAD haven't gone anywhere, not will they.

    3. Re:Deprecated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >That M.A.D. example has been deprecated. The new canonical example is "threat of 9/11-style terrorism".

      Ever heard the maxim that we're always preparing for the last war? Over-reliance on "canonical examples." We should be preparing for reality, not buzzwords.

    4. Re:Deprecated by woolio · · Score: 1

      That M.A.D. example has been deprecated. The new canonical example is "threat of 9/11-style terrorism".

      The 'threat' only seems to be from our own government. What about our enemies?

  22. "Difficult and complicated"? by Sez+Zero · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "The Massive Ordnance Penetrator is a weapon system designed to accomplish a difficult, complicated mission of reaching and destroying our adversaries' weapons of mass destruction located in well-protected facilities," Lt. Col. Melinda F. Morgan, a Pentagon spokeswoman, said in a statement.

    Despite the difficult and complicated mission, Boeing opted for a fairly simple solution: pack in more weight and explosives to blow the shit out of the target.

    Could the next Slashdot Poll be to rename this new weapon system? Please, pretty please?

    1. Re:"Difficult and complicated"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1

    2. Re:"Difficult and complicated"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They already named it - the MOP...

    3. Re:"Difficult and complicated"? by kirillian · · Score: 1

      claiming my comment

    4. Re:"Difficult and complicated"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? What's wrong with hitting your enemies with a MOP?

  23. Re:Cool! by mr1911 · · Score: 1

    It boggles the mind.

    Not everyone's.

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  24. Re:Cool! by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
    Hmm....

    I think the larger question is...."When can we try them out?"

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  25. Re:Pet Peeve: Imperial units by worip · · Score: 1

    It is not the translation from lbs to kg that bothers me, it is the fact that the word tons has been used, which has several different meanings (including one in the metric world).

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  26. Re:Cool! by X.25 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Its far more dangerous to let the Iranians have a working nuclear device than to worry about putting extra large pot holes all over their country.

    And why is it far more dangerous to let the Iranians have a working nuclear device?

    For the past 20 years, biggest threat to peace on this planet was (and still is) the United States. Not Iraq, or Iran, or Afghanistan, or China, or Cuba, or Venezuela, or Sudan, or whatever FOTM country you were brainwashed into hating.

    I am puzzled how so many Americans still think they're some kind of a role model for freedom and/or democracy.

  27. Be men by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sure this article will get all you panty wastes on the site all worked up.

    1. Re:Be men by Tsingi · · Score: 1

      What do you mean by panty waist? (FTFY)

      Someone who isn't psychotic?

  28. Re:Cool! by Jeng · · Score: 2

    Well, I see you read the table of contents, but did you actually read what they said?

    Cause they aren't saying what you are saying.

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  29. Re:Cool! by rubycodez · · Score: 1

    besides the possibility of dirty radioactive explosions other mentioned, there is also a chance explosions might form a critical configuration of material ("chain reaction" with multiplicative factor of one of more). This may or may not produce an explosion, but should it happen would produce dangerous prompt radiation including neutron field, and also long lived dangerous isotopes.

  30. Re:Cool! by JBMcB · · Score: 1

    That's a seven year old report asking for an updated nuclear arsenal. This bomb isn't a nuclear bomb. The US already has nuclear bombs with that payload:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B61_nuclear_bomb

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  31. Re:Cool! by rubycodez · · Score: 2

    read more closely, other possible warheads for this delivery system are nuclear

  32. Re:Cool! by Canazza · · Score: 2

    Section 6: "The payloads we considered for strategic strike included both nuclear and non-nuclear options. The major objective of the nuclear forces we describe is to maintain deterrence."
    While Section 6.4 goes into detail. There's no mention of it being exclusively nuclear. Your post is still hyperbole.

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  33. Re:Cool! by rubycodez · · Score: 1

    it can be, read more closely. is it unclear?

  34. Re:Cool! by BlackSnake112 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    And if your country is attacked, who would you look to to save your collective assess?

  35. I Don't Care by sycodon · · Score: 1

    That headline is funny as shit.

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  36. I have prior art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have prior art. At least on the massive penetrator.

    1. Re:I have prior art by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      I have prior art. At least on the massive penetrator.

      I take it you've reinvented the tin opener.

  37. Re:Cool! by Crashmarik · · Score: 4, Informative

    Did you just post that as flamebait or have you had your head in the sand for 20 years ?

    Just to refresh your memory

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi/dates/stories/august/2/newsid_2526000/2526937.stm

    Iraq invades kuwait.

    https://www.google.com/search?q=north+korea+missile+test&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

    North Korea's missile tests.

    and just in case

    http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/explainer/2003/05/what_kind_of_terrorism_does_north_korea_sponsor.html

    Just some examples of No Ko's terrorist activities.

    Now in case you missed it there was also this large country called China, that is forcibly occupying Tibet ? Continuously making moves to threaten Taiwan and backs the nucking futs regime in North Korea.

    Also in case you missed it, there is this other large county called Russia. That views the former Soviet Socialist Republics as pieces that belong back in the puzzle that is mother Russia. They aren't above poisoning leaders of these countries, reporters that point out that they are up to no good, and anyone else that happens to be nearby.

  38. Re:Cool! by rubycodez · · Score: 2

    that's actually the very best place to blow them up, if the alternative nuclear warheads were used with this delivery system. anywhere else on earth causes more problems.....

  39. Re:Cool! by Dripdry · · Score: 1, Troll

    Well that thar thu isshah, son. Them ay-rabs dunno what ta do 'bout all them bombs they gat! We gotta libermarate them bombs an give'em the freedom they deserve! It's the Uhmayrkin way: Free bombs fer ehrone!

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  40. Re:Cool! by realityimpaired · · Score: 4, Informative

    A nuclear payload doesn't take anywhere near the 5,300lbs of slow burning high explosive that these things are packed with. It's true that one of them should produce a bang bigger than the bomb at Hiroshima, and that the delivery mechanism could be used to deliver a nuclear payload, but these are non-nuclear weapons. The whole reason the MOAB and other bombs like it (including this one) were developed was because the US is bound by international treaty and law not to use nuclear weapons in war.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_Non-Proliferation_Treaty

    These are weapons designed to be used, not designed to sit in a warehouse somewhere as a deterrent in case somebody else uses a nuke.

  41. Re:Cool! by geekoid · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The US, but rest assure while we try to clean it up, they would bitch about us.

    anyway, ignore X.25, he's a US bashing troll. There are plenty of things to discuss about the US but he isn't even smart enough to talk about those.

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  42. Re:Cool! by BlackSnake112 · · Score: 1

    You might wan to re-read it yourself. They state that nuke isn't precise enough. They uses 'excited' isotopes for a bigger boom, bot not a nuke itself in the bomb.

  43. No shortage of cash for weapons. But. by unity100 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The government does not have the funds to keep social security and education budgets up,

    1. Re:No shortage of cash for weapons. But. by Issarlk · · Score: 1

      Weapons kill people. Lack of social security kills people. I see no incoherence here.

    2. Re:No shortage of cash for weapons. But. by iblum · · Score: 0

      Social Security is a national ponzi scheme. no amount of money is going to keep it going. National Education problems are not simply solved by throwing more money at the problem. And the US Government is cutting weapon systems one after another. very soon our entire defense posture will be compromised.

    3. Re:No shortage of cash for weapons. But. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, military spending plays 3rd fiddle to SS and medicare.

    4. Re:No shortage of cash for weapons. But. by unity100 · · Score: 1

      social security is a national ponzi scheme but wall street is not ..

      get real. or get lost. fucking right wingers.

    5. Re:No shortage of cash for weapons. But. by the+linux+geek · · Score: 0

      Shocking though it may appear, there are actually some distinctions between Social Security (a program to create, essentially, a nationalized retirement system that has long since fallen into the realm of poor planning) and Wall Street (a road; also, a vaguely defined bogeyman for the far left who need something to rage against.)

      Oh, and GP never mentioned Wall Street. Fucking leftist nutjobs.

    6. Re:No shortage of cash for weapons. But. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The government does not have the funds to keep social security and education budgets up,

      Devil's advocate:
      We could let Iran nuke "us". Think of all the money we'd save with less money spent on weapons AND social security / education. You'd probably even reduce poverty. Clearly it's the better solution. Right?

    7. Re:No shortage of cash for weapons. But. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, interest on the debt, and all the other entitlements take up 2/3 of all of Federal spending and are the main drivers for the debt increases. One could zero out the DoD budget and we'd still be getting deeper and deeper in debt. Other than the interest on the debt, all of these programs have been allowed by lazy spineless Supreme Courts since the 1930s. At least spending to provide defense of the nation has a clear constitutional mandate.

  44. Re:Cool! by geekoid · · Score: 1

    " chance explosions might form a critical configuration of material"
    no there isn't.

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  45. if women were in power by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Interesting

    you would see worse conflicts, lasting longer periods of time

    the lie is that women are less violent. the male mode of conflict is physical sudden severe and swift, and then over, and everybody moves on. the female mode of conflict is longer term social violence: sabotage, character assassination, propaganda campaigns, name calling. of course it isn't physical violence, but it is still violence

    if you compare physical violence amongst boys in elementary school, the boys are off the charts compared to the girls. but if you compare social violence amongst girls in elementary school, the girls are off the charts, to a greater degree than the physical violence the boys exhibit

    the lie is that women are less violent than men. men are more physically violent, but their violence is short, strong, stupid, and over quickly, and then everyone is friends again. the female mode of violence is longstanding, complicated, highly vicious, and scorched earth: permanently psychologically scarring

    women are off the charts when it comes to social violence. if women were in power you would see psychological warfare like you've never seen, and it would last a long, long time, and teh game would be played for serious detrimental effects. it would be soft power, economic and cultural, but played out to such a vicious extreme that the other country would be bereft of all confidence, culture, economy, or any other sort of ability to function as a normal society

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    1. Re:if women were in power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree and I'll add that when females do resort to physical violence it is more savage than males. Male violence is used to project power and establish or re-establish who is in charge and control. Female physical violence is not constrained by millions of years of evolution reinforcing physical violence as a means to establish dominance.

      i'm likely overgeneralizing but i think the basic idea holds

    2. Re:if women were in power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      the male mode of conflict is physical sudden severe and swift, and then over, and everybody moves on. the female mode of conflict is longer term social violence: sabotage, character assassination, propaganda campaigns, name calling. of course it isn't physical violence, but it is still violence

      So Republicans are all women?

    3. Re:if women were in power by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      So, by having Hilary Clinton as Secretary of State, we're going make Ahmadinejad cry?

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    4. Re:if women were in power by flyingsquid · · Score: 2
      if women were in power you would see psychological warfare like you've never seen, and it would last a long, long time, and teh game would be played for serious detrimental effects. it would be soft power, economic and cultural, but played out to such a vicious extreme that the other country would be bereft of all confidence, culture, economy, or any other sort of ability to function as a normal society

      I'm not going to dispute that women can be truly horrible. Hell hath no fury, as they say. But in recent memory, the worst governments in the world are, or have been, all run by dudes. Gaddafi in Libya and Assad in Syria shooting their own people. Robert Mugabe running his country into the ground in Zimbabwe. Saddam Hussein's sadistic totalitarian state in Iraq. Karzai's corrupt kleptocracy in Afghanistan. The Taliban assholes that Karzai replaced. And so on. Meanwhile, Iceland is run by a lesbian. Their economy is f***ed, true, but that was all done by the men running the finance sector. Germany is run by a woman, Angela Merkel, and they're doing okay. Liberia is run by a woman, and it's not exactly a paradise, but that has something do to with the fact that until recently the country was run by Charles Taylor, a guy. We have women running the show in Argentina, Brazil, and Finland, and none of them have either started wars of aggression or descended into dictatorship. I'm not saying that women are universally more qualified... god forbid that Michelle Bachman or Sarah Palin ever get into positions of real power- but their track record isn't that bad.

    5. Re:if women were in power by garyebickford · · Score: 1

      the female mode of conflict is longer term social violence: sabotage, character assassination, propaganda campaigns, name calling.

      So, modern politics is female?

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    6. Re:if women were in power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is true... my wife has told me hair-raising stories of prolonged, emotionally-damaging things that girls do to each other -- and not just as immature kids in school years. It keeps going, as adults, for those women who don't learn to be self-confident.. they beat others down in all kinds of subtle mind-games in order to compensate for a lack of self-esteem. Guys can do this too of course, but it's much more prevalent in the way girls relate to each other.

      As with any leader, one would hope no one gets into power unless they're mature, reasoned, empathetic and self-confident. But we all know that doesn't always happen.

    7. Re:if women were in power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You, sound much like a woman-hater although you make a valid point. "Hell hath no fury.." And without saying another word, after this, that you are amiss of the reality of the (people) you mention as if they weren't already in power, to be sure; and its easy as hell to see that most of the civilized and uncivilized world feels as strongly as you do about this subject.

    8. Re:if women were in power by Reziac · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is precisely my own observation, speaking as a professional dog trainer -- it's just the same with dogs. If you have a fight between males, they beat each other up, settle their differences, then go have a beer together. But females fight to kill, and they never forget who it was they decided had to die... and they will go to great lengths to achieve that.

      Not to sound like a sexist pig, but IMO a lot of the social problems we see today are because of female-style solutions (precisely as you describe, draconian and inflexible), rather than just having it out and getting it over with and getting on with life, male-style. I've watched the political change across my lifetime, and it hasn't been for the good.

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    9. Re:if women were in power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the female mode of violence is longstanding, complicated, highly vicious, and scorched earth: permanently psychologically scarring

      Sounds like you must have dated my ex.

    10. Re:if women were in power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      stop complaining, you married her.

      jr

    11. Re:if women were in power by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1

      So, modern politics is female?

      You may be right. After reading about the Stop Online Piracy Act (NAMBLA) hearings before the House Judiciary Committee, I thought "What a bunch of cunts!"

    12. Re:if women were in power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is precisely my own observation, speaking as a professional dog trainer -- it's just the same with dogs. If you have a fight between males, they beat each other up, settle their differences, then go have a beer together.

      What is the dogs' favorite brand of beer?

    13. Re:if women were in power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kipling said it best, in his poem "The Female of the Species":

      http://www.potw.org/archive/potw96.html and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05MImdJIrLo

      The female of the species is more deadly than the male....

    14. Re:if women were in power by Reziac · · Score: 1

      A wise AC reminds us of this excellent work by Kipling:

      http://www.potw.org/archive/potw96.html

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    15. Re:if women were in power by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      This is precisely my own observation, speaking as a professional dog trainer -- it's just the same with dogs. If you have a fight between males, they beat each other up, settle their differences, then go have a beer together

      You have an unconventional training regime.

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  46. Re:Pet Peeve: Imperial units by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Five tons in this instance would be 10000 pounds? Otherwise it would be the same $%^$%^ that got you guys in trouble with the Mars Orbiter. Let's translate for the rest of the (metric) world

    It's a US-based website with predominantly (although not exclusively) US visitors talking about a US company providing a weapon to the US military. Get the hell over it, metric units aren't going to be used.

  47. Priorities. by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But "Obama care" would cost too much?

  48. Re:Cool! by UnknowingFool · · Score: 2

    One of the more interesting movies that showed this was The Peacemaker where Nicole Kidman renders a nuclear bomb ineffective by sabotaging one the charges before it went off. Where the movie wasn't as accurate is that the nuclear bomb then became a dirty bomb and this wasn't brought up during the movie as a consequence. She and George Clooney just walked away from the scene as if nothing had really happened to them.

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  49. Sexual Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gosh, these guys must really have huge sexual problems: Penetrators? Tunnels? Explosions? Come on...

  50. Re:Cool! by somersault · · Score: 1

    Yes, but that doesn't mean the explosion will go nuclear. It makes it more like a "dirty bomb", but the fact that it's underground would hopefully stop too many contaminants from getting out.

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  51. Thank God!!! by Beelzebud · · Score: 2

    I'm so glad we have our priorities straight, and are still building up a massive arsenal against that imaginary enemy of ours.

    1. Re:Thank God!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Says the guy who lives in a country that hasn't seen full scale war on it's land in 150 years. Feel free to live in a shit hole country that can't defend itself when needed and see how your quality of life is.

    2. Re:Thank God!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your sarcasm detector is broken.

    3. Re:Thank God!!! by Kyusaku+Natsume · · Score: 1

      You guys don't need mass transit in your cities or keep good maintenance of your bridges so they don't fall down, you don't need a well educated youth, you don't need a well paid labor force to build up a strong internal market but you guys have the most deadly and widely deployed military in the story of humanity so, yes, it appears that the USA's leadership does have their priorities straight.

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    4. Re:Thank God!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well (and I'm far from saying that our budgetary priorites are correct) one of the dangers of having a massive military industrial complex and then suddenly trying to rein it in would be the fate of all the scientists who worked at it. Those guys would take their big, secret-laden brains and find work elsewhere, like China. If you want to see what happens to your national security when you stop paying your scientists, go ask Russia - they know.

    5. Re:Thank God!!! by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Don't you know that Iran has WMDs that could hit Western European cities in twenty minutes?

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  52. Re:Cool! by Tsingi · · Score: 0, Troll

    Well, I see you read the table of contents, but did you actually read what they said?

    Cause they aren't saying what you are saying.

    Yes, you actually have to read on past 6.4, that is the intro...

    sorry, here's a snippet from 7.2, read the rest yourself.

    A Phase 2 feasibility study for a robust nuclear earth penetrator is underway

  53. Re:Cool! by Taty'sEyes · · Score: 1

    While you are correct in terms of modern weapons with limited fissionable material, if you have enough WG Uranium, you can make a "gun type" weapon. In this case two masses of fissionable material is kept seperated within the round. When you want it to go off, you slide them into one another while containing them in a material known to reflect neutrons and add some more neutrons to the mix. BANG! See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W33_(nuclear_weapon)

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  54. With all of the satellite surveillance by Grand+Facade · · Score: 2

    How can they hide the construction of underground bunkers?

    This is not an easy task and requires many trucks and people and there will be a tailings pile as big as the complex.

    At night infrared would show hot trucks disappearing into a mountain.

    Are they that smart to fool the watchers?

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    1. Re:With all of the satellite surveillance by couchslug · · Score: 1

      The trucks and tailings don't locate the bunker, they locate entrances used for construction. They don't necessarily locate those to be used for post-construction access.

      In other old news, entrances to catacombs don't locate the catacombs.

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    2. Re:With all of the satellite surveillance by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      If you really want to conceal it, you hide the tailings as something else, ideally a good distance away. Inject the tailings into a flooded quarry, abandoned mine, etc. Ideally use the tailings for your cement mix somehow.

      Or, mix the project with a legitamate one...

    3. Re:With all of the satellite surveillance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are they that smart to fool the watchers?
      Yes.

      At night infrared would show hot trucks disappearing into a mountain.
      And how many satellite passes do we get per day/night to catch this shit? Are they that *dumb* to know not to have a simple cammo tarp to drive their bucket trucks under for 5 minutes every few hours? IR imagery is not video, it is a snapshot that occurs whenever a bird is overhead. Contrary to 'Enemy of the State' producers there is no such thing as geosynchronous video IR satellites that can see through buildings. Moreover amateur satellite tracking is out there identifying orbital parameters for everyone's assets these days.

      This is not an easy task and requires many trucks and people and there will be a tailings pile as big as the complex.
      Actually a lot of tunnels are dug by a single advanced tunnel boring machine, or maybe several at most. As you mentioned, a typical tactic for mensuration of the underground is measurement of the tailing piles visible on imagery. It's a very inaccurate method as it is, and everyone knows about it. It's pretty trivial to truck off this material in Iran, as it's mostly mountains surrounded by friendly terrain for trucks. Hell, you can disguise it as a mining project. There's lots of legitimate reasons for Iran to be boring into a mountain. Russia has pulled this shit off lots of times in the past, but we usually found out somehow as I'll describe below:

      How can they hide the construction of underground bunkers?
      I don't think they're hiding anything. They *could* but why bother? I'm pretty sure we know where most of the big baddies are. The point is, they can spend the time and effort hiding the construction of one covert tunnel complex, and then we will find it through other means than imagery, as there are contractors, locals, foreign nationals, army, and government officials (and walkie-talkies, and increased fuel purchases in an area, and cell phone traffic showing up at a random spot in the mountains, and occasional imagery signatures, and spates of seismic anomalies) involved in even the lowest key tunnel project. The other option is to just build 10 tunnel complexes and build them deep, and at the same time. This is probably the route they're taking. The US has no grounds to preemptively bomb a random tunnel complex, so why not build 10, and one everything's nestled we'll announce our 'Brilliant Iranian Hero Scientists' have developed a '100% Iranian-Designed Peace Weapon' and good luck destroying the 10-20 UGF's containing the many thousands of centrifuges that don't matter anyway because they already have 'The Bomb'.

      That said this whole thing is stupid and we should probably just start letting these idiots blast themselves back to lower paleolithic times, since they already live in the later stone-age. The noblest action in the pursuit of world peace would've been the complete razing of the holy land and the establishment of a museum in Switzerland to store its priceless artifacts. Lord knows they're safer there.

  55. Re:Cool! by rubycodez · · Score: 1

    There most certainly is, critical configurations have been formed accidentally by explosion. you don't know much about nuclear engineering, do you?

    I've worked in the field for more than a decade.....

  56. Confirmed Delivery by hellkyng · · Score: 0

    I'm not sure how the article missed this but they have been testing this thing locally for a while now. The other day I saw one of these massive ordinance penetrators being delivered right into your moms house. It's a good thing you weren't in the basement at the time.

  57. So.. by synapse7 · · Score: 1

    When do we test them?

  58. hello, Prime Minister Nettanyahu? by swschrad · · Score: 1

    I have the cherry pits you asked for. you can feed them to your animal now.

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  59. Re:Cool! by teslafreak · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No, he's right. Look at a list of the wars the US has been involved in within the last 20 years. You will indeed find that we are the biggest threat to peace, you know, provided you are into terrorists or the particular brand of peace/oppresion that dictators bring.

  60. War based 'economy' by roman_mir · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The entire gross domestic output of USA consists of consuming Chinese produced goods (well, and other countries as well) and printing and exporting inflation and building more and more bombs.

    If you don't think that the hour of reckoning for this reckless anti-economic behavior is not coming, you are going to be mighty surprised, and no number of bombs will keep your economy afloat. Sure, you can attack other countries and basically loot them, but you are the cannon fodder. Your quality of life will be shit in a hell hole and once the entire world stops financing you and sees you for what you have become, you will be stopped, it doesn't matter how many bunker busters you build. It's just not going to matter.

    Vote for Ron Paul or face the unfortunate sacrifice of your own liberty, life, property.

    1. Re:War based 'economy' by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Take your meds guy....

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    2. Re:War based 'economy' by roman_mir · · Score: 0

      says the guy basically riding a bomb down. Do you have a cowboy hat?

    3. Re:War based 'economy' by rim_namor · · Score: 1, Insightful

      that's a 'flamebait'? The country is filled with war mongers and killers, murderers basically, doing it just to perpetuate the unsustainable economy, and this is a flamebait?

      Well, this new bomb is a flamebait. Your economy is a flamebait. Your politics is a flamebait and half of your population is a flamebait.

    4. Re:War based 'economy' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The world is living in a period of unprecedented abundance. The primary problem with the world economy isn't that the world is in want for products, it is that there just aren't enough jobs to go around and paying people to do "nothing" goes against many peoples moral outlook, while letting them starve is ok even when their is more food than what can be consumed by the current population.

      So the issue isn't so much over consumption but instead is an issue of giving the unemployed something to do. Once we can figure that part out we will also probably make money unnecessary.

    5. Re:War based 'economy' by roman_mir · · Score: 2

      That's just so fucking stupid. The entire premise that there WAS 'supply side economics' is stupid.

      The supply consists of cheap foreign labor (cheap, due to continuous money printing - it's cheap if the money costs nothing to you).

      So it's stupid, because there are 7 billion people on this planet and they have needs that are definitely NOT satisfied.

      Food, clean water, medicine, good clothing, good housing, cars or other types of transport, all sorts of entertainment, vacations... hell, nice dining sets. You think everybody has everything? You think all people who want them, have the washing machines? Dishwashers? Laptops?

      this is so fucking stupid.

    6. Re:War based 'economy' by mister_playboy · · Score: 1

      Using multiple account does little other than increase the chance of your posts being modded down without anybody bothering to read them.

      I suggest you reconsider.

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    7. Re:War based 'economy' by the+linux+geek · · Score: 1

      The US is the largest manufacturer in the world (including a large arms industry!) and is barely inflationary at the moment.

    8. Re:War based 'economy' by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      That is just so funny to listen to time and again, while all the commodities together and even equities are basically now moving in reverse correlation with the currencies. Too funny.

  61. Nearly 5 tons heavier? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not even 4 tons heavier, let alone 'nearly 5 tons heavier'

  62. Re:Cool! by Tsingi · · Score: 3, Informative

    Dirty bombs aren't actually much of a threat. Most of what you have read about them is fear mongering.

  63. "nearly five tons heavier" by guises · · Score: 1

    "30,000-pound bombs... nearly five tons heavier than the 22,600-pound GBU-43 MOAB surface bomb"

    Come on, what? You couldn't say "nearly four tons heavier"? Had to go the extra mile?

    1. Re:"nearly five tons heavier" by Bucky24 · · Score: 1

      They could have said over 7 tons heavier... I wonder why they settled on 5.

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  64. Re:Cool! by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 1, Interesting

    She and George Clooney just walked away from the scene as if nothing had really happened to them.

    I remember pointing that out to my dad when we saw that movie. "Everyone you see in this pan-out shot who isn't in a radiation suit - including that guy there with his mask off - is now dead."

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  65. Just jam GPS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are lots of useless weapons being bought by the pentagon, this isn't one of them. This is one of the few useful ones USAF has procured.

    But I hope they have a backup guidance system, because sophisticated determined opponents can jam GPS guidance, at least over a few important targets. Like an Iranian nuclear complex....

    1. Re:Just jam GPS by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      There are lots of useless weapons being bought by the pentagon, this isn't one of them. This is one of the few useful ones USAF has procured.

      But I hope they have a backup guidance system, because sophisticated determined opponents can jam GPS guidance, at least over a few important targets. Like an Iranian nuclear complex....

      The "backup guidance system" is gravity. It's big and heavy. A WW II Norden bombsight could land this thing.

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    2. Re:Just jam GPS by heypete · · Score: 1

      GPS jammers are susceptible to anti-radiation missiles like HARM.

      Also, common GPS-guided JDAM bombs can achieve a 30m CEP even under GPS jamming conditions, so long as the flight time in the area affected by jamming is less than 100 seconds. That'll likely do quite a number to a jammer.

  66. MOP is very little money very well spent! by couchslug · · Score: 2

    The MOP is dirt cheap so far, and unlike nuclear weapons, conventional bombs have very wide application.

    MOP raise the cost of ALL conventional shelters intended to be survivable, such as dug-in North Korean artillery emplacements.

    MOPs would have been nice to have over Afghanistan (Tora Bora) and over Libya to gut Qaddafist bunkers.If the enemy is buried deep enough, he can be sealed in for good if he isn't killed outright. Recovery efforts on a military installation are military action and can be lawfully attacked.

    If Jihadist nuclear installations are "dead and buried" they pose much less contamination threat to civilization.

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    1. Re:MOP is very little money very well spent! by eric02138 · · Score: 1

      Are you high? Each bomb costs nearly $16 million. For something that blows up. For that price, why not make a bomb that fills up their tunnels with the pulped shreds of one dollar bills?

    2. Re:MOP is very little money very well spent! by Joey+Vegetables · · Score: 2

      Recovery efforts on a military installation are military action and can be lawfully attacked.

      Only if the war is lawful. It is a war crime to begin an unlawful war, and/or to prosecute it in any fashion whatsoever.

    3. Re:MOP is very little money very well spent! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No comments have been posted concerning North Korea watching this show unfold, curiously. There is great relevance to Iran being pre-emptively struck for its nuclear aspirations and in that light of North Korea aspirations, we won't know what North Korea or Russia or China or Pakistan or any other country will do should an attack on Iran happen. Israel may be more willing to take that risk, being that their sovereignty is absolutely at stake. I hate to keep haarping on the subject, but it does make life a tad unnerving, like sitting through an earthquake once every hour, doesn't it?

    4. Re:MOP is very little money very well spent! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only if you are on the losing side... last I checked there was no UN authorization for Clinton (and the rest of the NATO forces) to bomb Yugoslavia... guess that makes Bill a war criminal? Or how about Obama and NATO bombing Libya to "enforce" a "no fly zone" authorized by the UN... what wasn't authorized was attacking Libyan forces. Any day now, I expect these two war criminals arrested...

    5. Re:MOP is very little money very well spent! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably just as effective to drop $314m worth of quarters on the bad guys.

    6. Re:MOP is very little money very well spent! by couchslug · · Score: 1

      Sixteen million isn't impressive, and the idea that "something that blows up" should be expensive is a bit silly.

      That it should be "effective" is more to the point.

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    7. Re:MOP is very little money very well spent! by couchslug · · Score: 1

      Doh, typo!

      Rephrase to;
      "the idea that "something that blows up" should be INexpensive is a bit silly.

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    8. Re:MOP is very little money very well spent! by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Sixteen million isn't impressive

      I wish I was your accountant.

      "Yes, that sixteen million was just a rounding difference in the petty cash".

      * leaves office with bulging briefcases "

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  67. Re:Cool! by tomhudson · · Score: 3, Informative

    It's not nuclear.

    Maybe it should be ... except ...

    If it's going to be used to collapse underground complexes, the radiation will be contained. The problem is that you still need a penetrator - and that's going to be really heavy, and there's a good chance that the nuke won't survive intact, so conventional explosives are the solution.

    The ideal solution would be a "drop flaming chunk of rock from outer space at 70,000 mph". Look at it this way - it would give an impetus to develop asteroid mining.

  68. Re:Cool! by Kelbear · · Score: 2

    I definitely know very little about atomic devices.

    Would a meltdown of the underground nuclear research facility possibly lead to radioactive material melting down and contaminating the water table there?

    I don't know how far down a water table is either, or the distance a reactor could melt down to.

  69. Re:Cool! by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

    So you are saying that being covered in uranium/plutonium dust isn't a problem? Really? Is that why people handle radioactive materials with their bare hands? In reality, everyone in that scene would probably die from exposure and the site would be contaminated for ages. A dirty bomb does not do as much instant physical damage and death as a nuclear detonation, but it makes an area unliveable and may kill a population more slowly through exposure.

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  70. Re:Cool! by Tsingi · · Score: 1

    it makes an area unliveable and may kill a population more slowly through exposure.

    No, it doesn't.

  71. Dual-use weapons by Quila · · Score: 3, Insightful

    During the Cold War, our troops in Europe had instructions on how to blow up their tactical nuclear weapons with a shaped charge if they were in danger of being overrun by the advancing Soviet army.

    Not only did this prevent a nuke from falling into enemy hands, the charge would obliterate the nuclear core, blowing the pieces out in the direction of the blast. The whole area would be rendered quite dangerous to advancing troops.

    And unlike Clooney and Kidman, they were ordered to get the hell out of there as soon as the fuse was lit.

  72. hardening doesn't matter by Iamthecheese · · Score: 0

    you're thinking backwards. If it's a matter of depth of hardening and the bunker builder assumes the hostile country already knows where it is, it's a simple matter to pour 20 feet of wrapped rebar and concrete on top. I'm confused about why they mentioned how to get by blast doors when baffles, pressure compensation, and additional blast doors can easily protect against it.

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    1. Re:hardening doesn't matter by mr1911 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      it's a simple matter to pour 20 feet of wrapped rebar and concrete on top.

      Only if you designed the structure to bear the load of an additional 20 feet of rebar and concrete. Otherwise you will cause more destruction than the bomb you fear.

      additional blast doors can easily protect against it.

      That would seem to depend on your assumption of how much "additional" means and how you define easily. It isn't quite as simple as throwing up another door and a few baffles. You also seem to be under the impression that there is only one bomb instead of a successive strike of these things.

      Either way, the facility is disrupted and funds/resources are being diverted when playing defense.

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    2. Re:hardening doesn't matter by iblum · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that the idea is that these are "secret" bunkers. If you start laying rebar and pouring concrete over top of them, you are kinda shouting out, "HEY, THERE'S A SECRET UNDERGROUND BUNKER HERE". kinda defeats the purpose of putting it underground in the first place. If I was Iran, I'd do my nuclear testing in a nice safe place. Turkey. After all, the US isn't going to start bombing Turkey anytime soon.

  73. Minecraft 'em! by mcneely.mike · · Score: 1

    Jeez, just send in a bunch of creepers... they'll blow a nice wide hole in anything...

    Just sayin'!

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  74. experience from the cold war with USSR shows by cinnamon+colbert · · Score: 1

    that countermeasures may, or may not, be cheaper. 1) Star wars was originally based, (and may still be) on detection of the short "boost phase" of an ICBM, when the ICBMs rocket is firing off and is, to use a colloquial term, bright as the effin sun.
    turns out, you make the rocket a little faster, add some chaff, you can slow down the time the rocket motor is hot, and make detection harder; it is cheaper to do this then upgrade the starwars; advantage not to us
    2) during the 1st Iraq war, the US tank, the M1 abrams battle tank, long derided as an example of super $$ pentagon engineering that was to complex to work in the field, toasted the soviet made Iraqi tanks for a very simple reason: the M1 could shoot a shell further then the Iraqi tanks; all the US had to do was sit their tanks at the right distance; advantage US.
    3) Henry Kissinger, the mass murderer of the Vietnamese, Chileans and Kurds, remarked after leaving office that every technological advance made by the US was a waste of time, as the Soviets (this is cold war stuff) quickly matched it; MIRVing of ICBMs was a specific example
    4) We know from Postol and others that the pentagon has greatly *cough* exagerated the effectiveness of anti missle missles , esp those used by the israelis against scuds in the 1st iraq war; how do we know that the pentagons claims about the bunker buster are not just total exageration

    1. Re:experience from the cold war with USSR shows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By comparing them with the TallBoy and GrandSlam bombs used by the RAF during WWII against various Nazi installations.

    2. Re:experience from the cold war with USSR shows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, you got some data, but it is not an unbiased set; the 2 grand slam thru 14 foot concrete....but that doesn't tell us how often they do this, and if you made some simple changes to the concrete, perhaps you could greatly reduce bomb effectivness
      I don't know a lot about this, but, just off the top of my head, with modern ultrafast sensorts, you might be able to sense the 320m/s incoming after it hits, and setoff a counter explosion...you might be able to produce concrete that is 10X stronger; it might be cheaper to make the concrete 100 feet thick then make missles, .....
      since the pentagon and the for profit vendors are the only major source, .. we don't know

    3. Re:experience from the cold war with USSR shows by dr2chase · · Score: 1

      The way the article reads, this is intended for use at/in the entrance to an underground bunker, to blow down internal doors, so that it could be followed by a fuel-air explosion that would kill everyone in the place. However, this seems to assume that the blast door would be right there at the entrance for the bomb to blow down, and that there would not be another one, behind it, and that the blast would not be attenuated through the design of the tunnels and the doors, and that there would not be multiple exits, etc.

  75. How much Energy??? by i_b_don · · Score: 1

    I wonder how much energy this is...

    Does someone know how to convert this to Megawatt or gallons of gasoline of energy?

    d

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  76. Really want to hurt Iran? by eric02138 · · Score: 2

    Pass legislation that all non-commercial vehicles have to get at least 40 miles to the gallon (or energy equivalent), cutting off money to all terrorist-sponsoring countries. It'll never happen, though.

  77. Re:Cool! by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

    [sarcasm]So I take it people will be moving into Chernobyl and Fukushima today?[/sarcasm]. What part of radiation exposure and contamination is not clear?

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  78. Nobody cares by dutchwhizzman · · Score: 1

    Obama's hideout could have been bombed with just one rocket from an average attack fighter. It takes either a very large installation, or a very stupid person to be the target of a bomb this big. Even if the first one isn't enough, the crater will make a good target for the second, third or fourth bomb. The target you're bombing isn't going to run and hide after the first hit, even if it wasn't sufficient to destroy it completely. Knowing that, it doesn't matter if you publish specs on this bomb or not.

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    1. Re:Nobody cares by Feyshtey · · Score: 2

      Um... Osama?

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  79. Re:Cool! by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 4, Informative

    The targets mentioned for this weapon are underground nuclear bases.

    Underground nuclear bases don't turn into fission bombs just because you drop a bomb on them.

    It should also be noted that if you set off a bomb next to a nuclear weapon, all that happens is that you either shove the nuclear weapon to one side, or you destroy it. In neither case does it undergo fission.

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  80. Re:Cool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The part where you're acting like blowing a nuclear warhead in a non-nuclear fashion wouldn't be pretty simple to clean up? Uranium and Plutonium are both pretty simple to collect and contain...

  81. Technology advances so fast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Technology advances so fast that Iran's only choice is test a nuke real fast.

  82. take a British invention and make it BIGGER!! by martin · · Score: 1
  83. Not a coincidence at all by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

    From the summary:

    Experts note that the military disclosed delivery of the new bunker-busting bomb less than a week after a United Nations agency warned that Iran was secretly working to develop a nuclear weapon and is known to have hidden nuclear complexes that are fortified with steel and concrete, and buried under mountains. 'Heck of a coincidence, isn't it?' says John Pike, director of Globalsecurity.org."

    If it's a coincidence, it's a meaningless one. Anyone who's been paying attention to defense development over the past two decades knew this bomb (or something like it) was under development.
     
    But humans are good at seeing patterns, even when there are none, and John Pike is ever ready to deliver a suitably pithy quote for the appropriate remuneration.

  84. Given their record in finding WMDs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have to wonder if they've got it wrong this time too.

  85. Re:Cool! by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

    I'll wager rather soon.

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  86. Can we get a new statistic on this one? by Deliveranc3 · · Score: 1

    CTKO (chances to kill obama).

    Could our bunker busters get our leaders? If not we need better bunker busters.

    They gotta know, no one survives if they fuck up. No... one...

  87. Disinformation. by Feyshtey · · Score: 1

    Disinformation.

    *Trumpeting* : "We have a brand new bunker buster warhead that can penetrate 50 feet of solid steel!... " *under his breath* : "... and a rocket that carries 5 warheads."

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  89. Re:Cool! by Kagura · · Score: 2

    The US is not encumbered by the the need to observe international treaties.

    1) Yes, they most certainly are, in every practical sense.

    2) Judging from this and other posts, you're just short of being a moron.

  90. Caddyshack by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1

    Eat hot death gopher!

  91. Re:Cool! by Deliveranc3 · · Score: 1

    Which is sad, because if their government cared at all for their people, they'd realize that pissing off the US is a good way to look more like large parking lot than an industrialized country.

    Replace: Government + People -> Slaves. U.S. -> Overseer.

    Helps people like you begin to understand the problem.

  92. Re:Cool! by Kagura · · Score: 1

    Someone modded you flamebait, which is what I was thinking until I got to the end of your post and meditated on it. ;)

  93. Denial of service attack by swb · · Score: 2

    I always wondered if it was possible to just deny access to the underground complexes, or make it very difficult.

    These facilities are usually located in hard to get to locations, either because they want to bore into the side of a mountain, or they want them to be hard to find.

    First wave would be to hit the roads and infrastructure delivery systems (power, water, etc) with whatever weapon does the most damage. Second wave, closer to the entrances, air deliver anti-tank barriers booby-trapped with mines to keep vehicles out -- clearing these should be difficult. Overlapping with these, saturation mining to make all access to the facility difficult.

    The ordinance is relatively inexpensive and you make it difficult and time consuming to re-gain access to the facilities without the complexity of trying to actually hit the bunker.

    1. Re:Denial of service attack by Vectormatic · · Score: 1

      The trouble with this type of denial attack is making sure you hit all the entrances. If i were to construct a giant underground weapons lab housing my main project, which all of my foes would rather not see in use, i'd damn well construct at least a couple secret access tunnels to a local sheep-barn or an army base a couple of miles away. The same off course goes for necessities such as power/water.

      In fact, taking clues from plans for long duration space missions, if your complex has a good source of power (say, a nuclear reactor, OK, that wont work in the case of Iran, since that is what they are working on getting in the first place), you could probably recycle your water long enough to survive a good while without external supply, only food/oxygen remain as problems.

      The only realistic way a denial strategy would work is if you can hit the facility before it is finished, and even then you need to keep a very very close eye on what is going on in a 20 mile radius.

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  94. Re:Cool! by Deliveranc3 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Just to refresh YOUR memory U.S. Invades (well about 2-3 countries a year but let's do 1 example). http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bay_of_Pigs_Invasion
    U.S. creates no fly zone, economic sanctions, practices attack maneuvers OVER your contry.
    http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/6030302/iran_fires_antiaircraft_missile_fails.html
    Some examples of U.S. terrorist activities - http://www.salon.com/2011/03/11/us_arms_sales/. Rwanda, Somalia, Afghanistan, Iraq... what a catalog of success.

    Now in case you missed it there's this large country called the U.S. they have military bases in 100+ countries most of which have actively campaigned to get the U.S. OUT.
    Also, in case YOU missed it. There is this same large country called the U.S.. They view the world as their military theatre... pieces of their imperialist empire. They have the CIA good for poisonings.... supporting drug cartels and rebels in your country, and which is also useful against reporters.

  95. Government spending at its finest! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is just more rampant government spending in action! We spending thousands of dollars on hammers and toilet seats and now we are giving Boeing billion dollar contracts to deliver MOPS! This Obama government is going to far!

  96. Re:Cool! by UnknowingFool · · Score: 2

    Radiation contamination isn't as simple or cheap as vaccuuming up some uranium dust. The first problem is how wide the area is. Wind and rain will also carry the particles. Some surfaces may become contaminated and need to be removed themselves. It is theoretically possible to clean up a site. But the effort and cost required would be astronomically higher than abandoning the area. That's why Chernobyl has a 30km radius today.

    The human death toll would not be immediate. If there was an instant decontamination with showers, the effect would be less; however that only treats surface/skin contamination. The particles that were breathed into the body are not easily removed.

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  97. Bullshit in headline... by intnsred · · Score: 3, Informative

    "... less than a week after a United Nations agency warned that Iran was secretly working to develop a nuclear weapon..."

    That is not what the UN warned or reported. The headline is repeating western propaganda. Read this, this, this, or this.

  98. Re:Cool! by Tsingi · · Score: 1

    [sarcasm]So I take it people will be moving into Chernobyl and Fukushima today?[/sarcasm]. What part of radiation exposure and contamination is not clear?

    The part where you're acting like blowing a nuclear warhead in a non-nuclear fashion wouldn't be pretty simple to clean up? Uranium and Plutonium are both pretty simple to collect and contain...

    Yeah, that part, do your own research. I refuse to take up the task of debunking fear mongering just because you are gullible and believe what you see on CNN. You'll have to think for yourself, who knows, you might enjoy it!

  99. Re:Pet Peeve: Imperial units by Kreigaffe · · Score: 1

    ton = ton. if it's metric it's tonne. done.

    also your conversions, way off. it's 2.2lb = 1kg, not 1lb = 2.2kg. 500lb of high explosive is not 1100kg, it's 227kg -- pretty big difference.

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  100. Freedom Fighters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    never use bunkers.

  101. prepare for the worst by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    prepare yourself and your family for a world where life essentials, shelter, food, water, energy, are extremely scarce either through lack of supply, lack of distribution channels, dramatic price increases, or loss of currency value.

    these are inevitabilities, not conspiracy or delusion.

  102. Re:Cool! by Tsingi · · Score: 1

    The US is not encumbered by the the need to observe international treaties.

    1) Yes, they most certainly are, in every practical sense.

    From the first page of a Google search. You can educate yourself by reading further, or not, I don't care, but you are incorrect.
    http://www.twf.org/News/Y2009/0926-IranPlant.html
    http://www.twf.org/News/Y2003/0311-NPT.html
    http://www.unitedstatesgovernment.net/violatinginternationaltreaties.htm
    http://defense-and-freedom.blogspot.com/2009/07/nuclear-non-proliferation-treaty.html
    http://rwor.org/a/110/greatest-proliferator-en.html

    2) Judging from this and other posts, you're just short of being a moron.

    Oh dear! You think so? I'll consider where that is coming from, sort of a catch-22.
    If a moron calls you a moron, does a tree fall in the forest?

  103. I owe my soul to the company store. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just 2000 more pounds and we could have named it after Tennessee Ernie Ford.

  104. Re:Cool! by iblum · · Score: 1

    Actually, he has a point. (though not a horrendously good one. if we're at a point where we're using nuclear weapons, international treaties aren't going to really be a factor.

  105. Re:Cool! by Crashmarik · · Score: 3, Informative

    Just to refresh YOUR memory

    U.S. Invades (well about 2-3 countries a year but let's do 1 example).
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bay_of_Pigs_Invasion

    U.S. creates no fly zone, economic sanctions, practices attack maneuvers OVER your contry.

    http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/6030302/iran_fires_antiaircraft_missile_fails.html
      Some examples of U.S. terrorist activities - http://www.salon.com/2011/03/11/us_arms_sales/. Rwanda, Somalia, Afghanistan, Iraq... what a catalog of success.

      Now in case you missed it there's this large country called the U.S. they have military bases in 100+ countries most of which have actively campaigned to get the U.S. OUT.
      Also, in case YOU missed it. There is this same large country called the U.S.. They view the world as their military theatre... pieces of their imperialist empire. They have the CIA good for poisonings.... supporting drug cartels and rebels inyyour country, and which is also useful against reporters.

    You didn't bother to read anything you linked to did you ?

    But lets sort out your farrago of misinformation.

    The U.S. invades 2-3 countries/year since the bay of pigs ? well lets call that 2.5 countries/year * 60 years = 150 countries since 1960. Seeing as the U.S. recognizes 195 I am sure we will get the last 45 done in good speed.

    "The U.S. creates no fly zones over your country". You are upset about the U.S. trying to depose Saddam Hussein ? BTW your link was about Iran which doesn't have a U.S. enforced no fly zone.

    U.S. terrorism, you link to an article authorizing private arms sales to sovereign governments. I don't know what your point is maybe you feel the guy who mined the lead to make the bullet is a terrorist as well ?

    Now when you say countries have active campaigned to get U.S. bases out just what constitutes the country ? Because whenever the U.S. even thinks about closing a base the areas around it have their town fathers turn white at the thought of their local economies going in the crapper. If you would like examples look at Clark Air Base and Subik Bay in the Philipines.

  106. Re:Cool! by iblum · · Score: 1

    I'm guessing that their bunkers are below the water table.

  107. Re:Cool! by iblum · · Score: 1

    yeah. the US government just adores telling people what to do. "You there, go vote for a leader" "You, over there, foster religious freedom." "Hey you, stop oppressing your people and your neighbors." "enough with that sponsoring international terrorism." Damn big bullies, these united states people. Must be why everyone hates us. all this disgusting freedom.

  108. It's not war based economy, it's... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The "bomb standard". It's like the gold standard, except it's bombs that are the standard unit of account

    A "bomb standard" would of course put the US on the top. Silly gold standard fools don't understand the greatness of this plan!

    When the rest of the world holds useless money and the US holds the bombs, guess who wins? The US!

    Nobody cares about your commie pleas for what would happen to the *people* of the US (who'll get sent to their deaths as fodder). This is capitalism, and capitalism is about the owners of capital, not the fodder who own nothing.

  109. Yes...please...lets... by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

    Yes , please, lets build something that eventually will be either able to pierce and damage so much depth that it could be used to

    1) crack the moon into 2 pieces...
    (side note, could be great to be used to split big asteroids into smaller ones before they impact earth...)

    2) crack the earth surface deep enough to permanently damage it and irreversibly have a flow of lava, that will eventually lead to shifting of plates

    3) used in deep sea situations and again crack the earth's crust so deeply that the plates shift and cause the biggest tsunamis the world has ever seen...

    Yes, let's keep going down this path....what was the initial reason for building these?...ah yes...to be able to blast the caves
    and hills that Osama bin Laden was hiding in...and actually get him....but alas, you can do the job much better with a sniper and just one bullet....could you not???

    1. Re:Yes...please...lets... by iblum · · Score: 1

      Actually, I have a better idea. just introduce the Iranians to farking. let them disrupt their own portion of the earth's crust.

    2. Re:Yes...please...lets... by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

      I agree, it is about time they took care of their own population problem.!

    3. Re:Yes...please...lets... by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Fark is a useless waste of bandwidth, its denizens are some of the dumbest people on the net, granted.

      But why would introducing the Iranians to it do anything more then lower the already low signal to noise ratio at Fark?

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  110. Re:Cool! by MartinSchou · · Score: 1

    The problem is that you still need a penetrator - and that's going to be really heavy, and there's a good chance that the nuke won't survive intact, so conventional explosives are the solution.

    Honestly, I realize that this is a somewhat silly question, but the idea popped into my head, and it won't really go away.

    What if you were to build shaped charge triggered by a nuclear explosion?

    Ignoring the practicalities of it, and ignoring that I don't know what I'm talking about, wouldn't you be able to end up with a much higher velocity for the molten metal, not to mention a hell of a lot more of it for an even more effective penetration?

  111. no i don't hate women by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    rather i'm in awe of this female power

    us guys, we're really silly and stupid compared to this complex level of prolonged social violence that women play on

    what i am saying is a clear acknowledgement that women are superior to us in ways that us silly stupid men can't even understand. we're used to making our dumb little points as violently and as hard as needed, but then everything else is large and confusing and silent and beyond our grasp. but not beyond the grasp of the sustained and complex way that women are used to operating

    of course, psychologically, women, and men, have a feminine and a masculine side. so men can tap the feminine side of their psychology, just as much as women will sometimes come to blows: it is not their preferred way of dealing with things, but they are capable of doing it. likewise, men do not prefer to deal with social violence in the feminine mode, but we are capable of it

    it's not about misogyny, that's not in my words. it is about the fact that there is soft power (feminine) and hard power (masculine) and the notion that male violence is innately worse is a falsehood

    example: you can come into a village swinging your sword: masculine warfare. but the feminine way is to just poison the well. do you really believe the masculine way is worse?

    men are not more violent than women, we are just violent in different ways. and in some ways, female social violence, soft power, is far more potent, far more vicious, and far more damaging, over a much longer length of time

    --
    intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
  112. Re:Cool! by wagnerrp · · Score: 1

    I saw no such wording in the LA Times article. Why would you even bother? The bomb weighs 30klbs, 25klbs of which are the dense penetrator designed to get the warhead down to a depth that it can actually damage the complex. If you were going nuclear, you would forgo all that weight, and use a couple MT airburst to crush the complex from the surface.

  113. Re:Cool! by wagnerrp · · Score: 1

    This is actually the complete opposite of that. The bomb uses the inertia of its 25klbs of non-explosive mass to penetrate through ground and re-enforced concrete, to deliver the high explosive to an internal tunnel before detonation.

  114. Re:Pet Peeve: Imperial units by mister_playboy · · Score: 1

    which has several different meanings (including one in the metric world).

    Why are using you "ton" rather than "megagram"? Wasn't the whole point of Metric to get away from having to remember multiple unit definitions?

    The choice to copy a Standard unit name was silly.

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    Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law ::: Love is the law, love under will
  115. Re:Cool! by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

    molten metal

    Did you mean to write, "plasma"?

  116. Correct me if I am wrong, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but wasn't it the U.S. that said that Iraq was building nukes? and didn't they end up never finding a single one? odd that.

  117. Re:Happy Holidays from the Golden Girls! by The+Gaytriot · · Score: 1

    Thank you for being a friend
    Traveled down the road and back again
    Your heart is true, you're a pal and a cosmonaut.

    There you have it, you're not a true friend unless you're Russian and have been in space.

    --
    Srsly u guys. U guys, srsly.
  118. A quote comes to mind... by JasoninKS · · Score: 1

    Why is Mythbusters the first thing that comes to mind? "Jamie want big boom."

  119. Re:Cool! by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    I think that you need to take your own advice. NONE of the bombs are nuclear, though I wish it were. The bomb is destined for North Korea, Iran, Burm, and most likely Pakistan. A nuke would be a great deal more effective.

    --
    I prefer the "u" in honour as it seems to be missing these days.
  120. Re:Cool! by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    That is a bet that I would not want to take. My guess is either pakistan or Iran will be first.

    --
    I prefer the "u" in honour as it seems to be missing these days.
  121. Re:Cool! by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    You are not very bright. You have made the leap of a study on nukes to implying that this bomb is a nuke. Well, to be honest, in light of China, I wish that it WERE nuclear. But it is not. It is a conventional bomb, nothing more.

    --
    I prefer the "u" in honour as it seems to be missing these days.
  122. Re:Cool! by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    We are not China. We pretty much obey all the treaties that we sign.

    --
    I prefer the "u" in honour as it seems to be missing these days.
  123. Re:Cool! by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    2) Judging from this and other posts, you're just short of being a moron.

    Wrong. He is NOT short of it.

    --
    I prefer the "u" in honour as it seems to be missing these days.
  124. Re:Cool! by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    Do you even read the links that you post? Even better yet, do you think about them? Your first link alone says that you are a total moron (and not just short of one).

    --
    I prefer the "u" in honour as it seems to be missing these days.
  125. There, fixed that for you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yeah. the US government just adores telling people what to do. "You there, go vote for THAT leader" "You, over there, foster THESE religious freedom." "Hey you, stop oppressing THOSE people and THOSE neighbors of yours." "enough with that sponsoring OF THAT international terrorism." Damn big bullies, these united states people. Must be why everyone hates us.

    Also, have fun reading:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_United_States_military_operations

  126. Re:Cool! by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

    Does your research deal with the inordinately complicated issue of cleaning up after a radiation contamination of a wide area? Theoretically it is possible to clean up Chernobyl. The costs and effort of doing so is so high that it is easier to abandon the site.

    --
    Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
  127. Re:Cool! by Lakitu · · Score: 1

    start? Nuclear weapons have been detonated underground for half a century now.

    also, as someone else pointed out, this is not nuclear.

  128. Harper's December 2004: Buried truth: Debunking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the nuclear “bunker buster”
    By Benjamin Phelan

    http://harpers.org/archive/2004/12/0080324

  129. Need? by mr100percent · · Score: 1

    What "need" is there? Attacking Iran is clearly a war of choice like Iraq.

  130. Re:Cool! by realityimpaired · · Score: 1

    Except NAFTA. ;)

  131. Re:Cool! by Tsingi · · Score: 1

    Chernobyl was a meltdown, not a dirty bomb. A dirty bomb just spreads uranium/plutonium around, it isn't fissile.

  132. Direct descendant of "Grand Slam" by MtViewGuy · · Score: 1

    Essentially, this bomb--the heaviest conventional bomb ever built--is a direct descent of the original "earthquake bomb" Barnes Wallis envisioned in 1940 than eventually became the famous Grand Slam bomb. Thanks to GPS guidance, it is much more than an "earthquake effect" bomb--it could probably destroy most underground bunkers with a direct hit.

  133. Re:Cool! by The+Master+Control+P · · Score: 1

    Like when the CIA overthrew the democratically elected leader of Iran in 1955 at the behest of big oil?
    Or when Reagan sold weapons to Iran to finance South American death squads?
    Or when Rummy was over in Iraq at the same time, shaking hands with Saddam?
    And let's not get started about the things it does for the MAFIAA...

    The US is a lot better than previous empires in history (look up what the Romans did to Carthage if you doubt), but you're utterly delusional if you think the US's history for the last 60 years has been one of anything but empire, enforced largely by violence or the threat of violence.

  134. Correction by mjwx · · Score: 1

    But "Obama care" would cost too much?

    How many M.O. Penetrators would it cost.

    --
    Calling someone a "hater" only means you can not rationally rebut their argument.
  135. Well, that's reassuring! by randyleepublic · · Score: 1

    Good to hear the kloptocracy is rolling right along. Same as it ever was! (Well worse actually, but that's a gab for another day.)

    --
    Social Credit would solve everything...
  136. MOAP by chrisreichel · · Score: 1

    Mother of All Penetrators

  137. Re:Why? : usually less publicized by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sure there's a lot of propaganda in any such statement. It's probably a "made-up" number very close to intelligence estimates in order to be kind of a "we know what you're doing" sort of statement, meant to shake up targets and hopefully make them more willing to negotiate first. The actually specifications are almost assuredly not what was released.

    In my experience with the Defense Sector, usually you DON'T advertise all the capabilities. The "actual specifications" probably do MORE than they advertise.

  138. Re:Cool! by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

    Check your facts. The contamination of Chernobyl was due to the fact the core melted and the explosion released radioactive particles into the surrounding area. If it was just a meltdown, the rest of the world would not have known about it. Days later radioactive material was carried by wind to Western Europe where they detected it and sounded the first alarms. Again you seemingly assert that direct exposure to radioactive material like weapons grade uranium is not dangerous. What is the basis of this believe? Do you think people who put on lead lined radiation suits and work behind reinforced concrete are just idiots?

    --
    Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
  139. Re:Cool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A dirty bomb just spreads uranium/plutonium around, it isn't fissile.

    Wrong. Absolutely and completely wrong. We're talking about a nuclear bomb that's been sabotaged, not a nuclear weapon that's been designed to be dirty.

    A bomb designed to be a dirty bomb would have fissile material with enough conventional explosives to vaporize it to a fine powder and disperse it (fissile and radioactive mean exactly the same thing, in this context, and both uranium and plutonium are fissile materials).

    However, a bomb designed to be a nuclear weapon does not have the amount of conventional explosives required to make a dirty bomb. It has a shaped charge designed to slam the fissile material together and compress it with a shock wave sufficiently to cause it to go critical. Upon going critical, a high percentage of the fissile material is fissioned in a few milliseconds, causing the explosion.

    In order for a sabotaged nuclear weapon to become a dirty bomb, it has to go critical. That's the only way to get the explosion required to disperse radioactive material; the shaped charge alone wouldn't do it (in fact it has the exact opposite designed purpose, so it would be a very bad way of trying to accomplish widespread contamination). A nuclear weapon is designed for some high % yield - a large percentage of the fissile material is consumed in the reaction. In order to make it "dirty", you'd have to greatly reduce its % yield - there is still a nuclear explosion, but there's a very large amount of leftover fissile material which isn't consumed in the reaction and which gets dispersed by the explosion of the fissile material which was consumed.

  140. Re:Cool! by rubycodez · · Score: 1

    No, airburst of 1 megaton weapon at the required altitude of 1000 meters or more is useless against underground reinforced targets. ground burst (heavy local fallout ) or penetration is necessary.

    the pdf is more fun than the LA article

  141. Re:Cool! by NikeHerc · · Score: 0

    The ideal solution would be a "drop flaming chunk of rock from outer space at 70,000 mph".

    In 1966 Robert Heinlein addressed a similar solution in "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress," which, BTW, is an excellent read.

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    Circle the wagons and fire inward. Entropy increases without bounds.
  142. Re:Cool! by tomhudson · · Score: 1

    Pretty much anything by Heinlein is an excellent read. For those who haven't been introduced to his works, here's what's probably the best short-story time travel story ever written. (All You Zombies - pdf)