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Nova Scotia to Build Space Tourist Launchpad

Identity Missing writes "Lockheed Martin is planning on building a commercial spaceport in Nova Scotia Canada. The details are a bit shaky, but apparently the project is serious enough to attract 45 million dollars from the Federal government. The launch pad will specifically be built in Cape Breton, a mostly rural island characterized by low employment, thick colloquial accents, and kitchen fiddle parties. A PDF is available with pictures and a description of the planned orbital glider, the 'Silver Dart,' somewhat lacking the aesthetics of the X Prize winner."

164 comments

  1. so?? by evil_neanderthal · · Score: 0

    I can't help feeling as if I have in some way been impugned by this article.

  2. It won't actually have vehicles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It won't actually have space vehicles, but yes, it is a spaceport ;-)

  3. Ugh... Another Martimes Boondoggle... by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Ugh. Sounds like Premier Peckford's pickle palace all over again. The story of the Maritimes is the story of one failed government 'investment' scheme after another. Let's just admit that now that all the fish have been vacuumed up the economy simply can't support the number of people who live there, and leave it at that. Let economic migration deal with the problem.

    1. Re:Ugh... Another Martimes Boondoggle... by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Hey $27 per cucumber isn't that expensive.

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    2. Re:Ugh... Another Martimes Boondoggle... by gnuman99 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Yes. And because the Canadian Government is swimming in cash from its record surplus each year (remember when "Conservatives" repeatedly demanded resignation of Liberal's Minister of Finance when they were in power because surplus meant they weren't doing enough to cut taxes? Will the current minister then resign?). Money means pork. And Conservatives or Liberals mean nothing in terms of ideology. It is just "Blue Party" and "Red Party".

      If Conservative party was any conservative, they would not cut GST but Income Tax first and stop increasing gov't spending at much more than inflation or growth. Oh well....

      http://www40.statcan.ca/l01/cst01/govt49a.htm
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    3. Re:Ugh... Another Martimes Boondoggle... by chebucto · · Score: 1

      The Maritimes economy is to government subsidies as the BC economy is to pot: yes, it's an important source of income, but a minor part of the whole picture. I, for one, am glad to see people leveraging this region's natural benefits rather than simply giving up and moving away. The spaceport proposal is indeed risky, but if it works it'll be a nice addition to the area; coupled with other efforts (most notably the Atlantica proposal), there is reason enough for people to say and make this region as wealthy as it deserves to be.

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    4. Re:Ugh... Another Martimes Boondoggle... by nodrogluap · · Score: 1

      Since this is Slashdot, I'll be pedantic and remind you that Newfoundland (of hothouse cucumber fame) is not part of the Maritimes....

    5. Re:Ugh... Another Martimes Boondoggle... by rtyhurst · · Score: 2, Funny

      West Coast latte swillin' tofu gobbler!

      Me and the boys up Cape Breton way have been "launchin'" for years, 'cept on Newfie Screech not yer fancy new fangled liquid oxygen an' stuff!

      Ye'll be laughin' out the other side o' yer face when we're breakin' the sound barrier over yer 200 square foot $1 million West End condo!

      Slainte!

    6. Re:Ugh... Another Martimes Boondoggle... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ugh. Sounds like Premier Peckford's pickle palace all over again. The story of the Maritimes is the story of one failed government 'investment' scheme after another. Let's just admit that now that all the fish have been vacuumed up the economy simply can't support the number of people who live there, and leave it at that. Let economic migration deal with the problem.

      But they still think government knows best. Socialists never learn, but expect other provinces to pay for it. Mind you, most that remain are a lazy crop, that is why they haven't moved. Good luck in finding "workers".

    7. Re:Ugh... Another Martimes Boondoggle... by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 2, Funny

      Lard tunderrin jaisus ya talk damn funny boiy. Noew lets strap one o' dem rocket tingies to da back o' m' dory an take a real ride!

      apologies to cape bretoners... couldn't help myself.

      hey you gotta admit this might be a lot better than shovelling coal.

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    8. Re:Ugh... Another Martimes Boondoggle... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, let's just all move to Toronto, Calgary and Vancouver. Forget trying to improve things! That's a sucker Maritimer attitude.

    9. Re:Ugh... Another Martimes Boondoggle... by liquiddark · · Score: 1

      Stephenville, Newfoundland being one of the fallback landing points for the Space Shuttle says you're not informed enough to have an opinion on the usefulness of the Atlantic provinces in space.

    10. Re:Ugh... Another Martimes Boondoggle... by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      I'm not a Harper fan, and I wasn't a Bullwinke (Mulroney) fan, but it was the Conservatives who brought in the GST, which allowed the Liberals to accumulate the huge surpluses that went to pay down the federal deficit.

      I would have liked to see the latest GST cut be handled differently - only a half-percent instead of 1%, and the rest earmarked for the deficit. After all, the quicker its paid off, the better, and the more of a cushion we have for the next economic downturn.

    11. Re:Ugh... Another Martimes Boondoggle... by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      not yer fancy new fangled liquid oxygen an' stuff!

      Man, they got some heavy water in Nova Scotia, eh?

  4. Space Beer by WormholeFiend · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I hope they serve Alexander Keith's on those space flights!

    1. Re:Space Beer by timtimtim2000 · · Score: 0

      Very good beer. I get it every time I'm in Canada. I wonder if it is any better in space?

    2. Re:Space Beer by MoOsEb0y · · Score: 2, Funny

      and Timbits for the in-flight snack!

    3. Re:Space Beer by Adambomb · · Score: 1

      If theres no dedicated line for hockey night in canada, whats the point?!

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    4. Re:Space Beer by QBasicer · · Score: 1

      Cheers to that! I'm native to Nova Scotia, and I'd love to see the economy boost. The only question is, how long will it last? The home of Alexander Bell could be quite the grounds for new innovation and technology once again.

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    5. Re:Space Beer by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      Bah. Tim Hortons went to shit after Wendys bought it. It'll continue until peoples psychological perceptions of the Tim Hortons brand finally catch up to reality. Such is the value of a good name in the modern economy.

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    6. Re:Space Beer by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      > "Bah. Tim Hortons went to shit after Wendys bought it. It'll continue until peoples psychological perceptions of the Tim Hortons brand finally catch up to reality. Such is the value of a good name in the modern economy."

      Couldn't agree more. Cutting down the size of the donuts, mass-manufactured, frozen, shipped, then nuked at the store. Gross. The only thing worse is those Krispy Kreme lard/donuts.

    7. Re:Space Beer by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      The Tim Hortonses in Calgary always have a ridiculously long queue between 6:30 and 8:30AM, and there's no shortage of coffee shops downtown. Maybe it's westerners showing solidarity with the other coast in an effort to squeeze the traditional power in the middle.

  5. Newfies In Space? by Goose42 · · Score: 1

    My first thought:

    Zero-G Riverdance

    1. Re:Newfies In Space? by twig_nl · · Score: 1

      As previously mentioned, Cape Breton is in Nova Scotia, not Newfoundland. Nova Scotia is one of the three Maritime provinces, Newfoundland is not. Riverdance comes from Ireland, Alexander Keith's comes from Nova Scotia, and salt cod used to come from Newfoundland. But we've recently switched to producing crude oil.

  6. the what govt? by boobavon · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Why do they still call it the Federal government? I don't read an article and forget if it's totalitarian or democratic...

    1. Re:the what govt? by Eightyford · · Score: 1

      Why do they still call it the Federal government? I don't read an article and forget if it's totalitarian or democratic..


      Federal: not municipal, not provincial
    2. Re:the what govt? by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      > "Why do they still call it the Federal government? I don't read an article and forget if it's totalitarian or democratic..." Locals don't call it "the Federal government." It's "Them f'in' c*cks*ck*ng lyin' bastards in Ottawa, eh?"

      Same as citizens in every other democracy. Because in Soviet Russia, when you call the government names, government calls YOU!

  7. 8 passengers... by notgm · · Score: 1

    is it just me, or does the image show 8 passengers and no pilot?

    sure, fly it remotely to save costs, i know...but if the system was that good, why not put it into regular commercial aviation?

    1. Re:8 passengers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Because it crashes frequently.

    2. Re:8 passengers... by JK_the_Slacker · · Score: 2, Funny

      That doesn't stop Microsoft from selling Windows.

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    3. Re:8 passengers... by ThePlague · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yes, but at least Windows goes down in flames like a man, rather than panicking like a little girly kernel.

  8. alien landing pad by ch-chuck · · Score: 1

    reminds me of those rural towns building landing strips for ufo's. Scrape off some land, put up a few signs, and wait for the tourists to come into town to spend money.

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  9. Cape Breton's not all bad! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They have a fried chicken restaurant chain there called "Lick-a-Chick". Seriously.

    1. Re:Cape Breton's not all bad! by wcrowe · · Score: 1

      Really? That's great! One would think they could make a fortune on t-shirt sales.

      Well, I'd buy one.

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    2. Re:Cape Breton's not all bad! by Liquid+Tip · · Score: 1

      Here's a picture of the Lick-a-chick eatery: Flickr. At the Tim Horton's across the street, there was a claim that an old light bulb was projecting the virgin Mary on a wall. Fun area.

  10. Latitude problems? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't that an awful high latitude to try to launch from?

    1. Re:Latitude problems? by JK_the_Slacker · · Score: 1

      Only 11 months out of the year. It'll be the big annual event, they'll have a festival and everything.

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    2. Re:Latitude problems? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well hopefully in the years to come their Grand Attraction wont be quite so pixelated.

  11. Why Nova Scotia? by Eightyford · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well Nova Scotia isn't very close to the equator (where spaceports belong), but maybe the province will be expanding someday soon?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turks_and_Caicos_Islands
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proposals_for_new_Canadian_provinces_and_territories

    1. Re:Why Nova Scotia? by flagg9483 · · Score: 1

      It is at least viable according to NASA. It has long been listed as one of many emergency landing sites for the space shuttle (at least it was in the past, not sure if that is still true). http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halifax_International_Airport#Alternate_space_shuttle_landing_site The summary wasn't kidding about 'kitchen fiddle parties'. Its hillbilly central up there...

    2. Re:Why Nova Scotia? by Baddas · · Score: 1

      Only if you're aiming for equatorial orbits. Polar orbits aren't biased by location.

    3. Re:Why Nova Scotia? by everphilski · · Score: 2, Insightful

      polar orbits would be dumb for space tourism... space tourism implies regular occurring flights, in order to maximize profit you'd want to make the orbits as 'cheap' velocity wise as possible by using as much of the earths' rotation as possible. Lower latitudes make this possible.

    4. Re:Why Nova Scotia? by sholden · · Score: 1

      It is the southern most Atlantic coastal part of Canada though, right (launching to the east is even more important - it's the reason you want to be near the equator after all)

      The parts of Canada that are further south would involve launching over the US.

      Or do they have some colonies near the equator to turn into space ports?

    5. Re:Why Nova Scotia? by mollymoo · · Score: 1

      Landing sites have different requirements to launch sites. When you launch something into space it helps to be near the equator, because the equator is the fastest moving part of the planet. The greater the speed your rocket starts with from the pad the lesser the push you need to give it to get it to where it's going. That translates to a higher payload for a given type of rocket or a smaller rocket for a given payload.

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    6. Re:Why Nova Scotia? by everphilski · · Score: 1

      It is at least viable according to NASA. It has long been listed as one of many emergency landing sites for the space shuttle

      Read carefully. Halifax International Airport is one of a handful of sites along eastern North America where the space shuttle could land if something went wrong during liftoff.

      In other words, in powered flight in the atmosphere, the shuttle *could* maneuver to Halifax if necessary.

      From orbit is an entirely different scenario. You can only land at a location with a latitude less than your orbital inclination. Now yes, for ISS return, Halifax could potentially work, since ISS is at a high latitude (51-some-odd-degrees) to accommodate for Russia. But in general you like to stay as low latitude as you can, especially when you start talking about space tourism, which implies regular occurring flights for maximum profit. Utilizing the 'free velocity' of the earths' rotation is a good thing ...

    7. Re:Why Nova Scotia? by saider · · Score: 1


      But if you are going into polar orbit (or other high inclination orbit) then the equatorial boost becomes a problem because you have to overcome all that momentum.

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    8. Re:Why Nova Scotia? by workdeville · · Score: 1

      And who pays for this "free velocity"? As far as I know, the law of conservation of energy -- or angular momentum for that matter -- is still law. This sounds like pie in the sky wish I was high communism to me.

    9. Re:Why Nova Scotia? by everphilski · · Score: 1

      And who pays for this "free velocity"? The earth rotates. Therefore, there is a tangental velocity at the surface of the earth due to the rotation of the earth. This velocity varies (roughly) with the cos(latitude). At the equator, if you launch due east, you get the full effect of the earth's rotation. At the poles, you get none of it. Launching due west actually introduces a penalty, as you must overcome the rotation of the earth on ascent. Now it is probably clear why virtually all missions launch due east from their respective sites (notable exceptions: shuttle to ISS, since it is at a higher inclination). There are rare exceptions, like polar orbits and retrograde orbits.

      a more thorough (albeit basic) explanation

    10. Re:Why Nova Scotia? by horsman · · Score: 1

      Actually, Nova Scotia is one of the most highly educated places in Canada. There's hicks, yes, but for the most part the culture here is very forward-thinking and intelligent.

    11. Re:Why Nova Scotia? by workdeville · · Score: 1

      Yes, I understand that much. But it's not free. It's a finite resource, and the American tax payer is paying for it.

    12. Re:Why Nova Scotia? by Jeruvy · · Score: 1

      It is the southern most Atlantic coastal part of Canada though, right (launching to the east is even more important - it's the reason you want to be near the equator after all)

      The parts of Canada that are further south would involve launching over the US.

      Or do they have some colonies near the equator to turn into space ports? Oh common, mod parent funny

      After the war of 1812 we stole, er liberated rather a bunch of colonies from the US and renamed them into real countries, but I'm sure we could send our vast navy over to one or two to build a spaceport. A former colony having it's own colonies...is that like co-colonization ;0
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  12. Re:$45M dollars? by h-nu · · Score: 4, Informative

    Don't know about the Monopoly money equivalent, but $45 M CDN is about $46.8 M USD right now.
    Things have changed a little.

  13. Re:$45M dollars? by waldo2020 · · Score: 1

    hey yankee dickwad.. own money is worth more than yours today! $1.04

  14. Weather? by ScentCone · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The last time I drove around Cape Breton - it was early October and the colors finally made me understand the red maple leaf on the flag - it was a lovely afternoon. We pitched a small campsite in a place with a name something like "Killmychickencluck," and had a lovely evening. We woke up in the middle of the night to the sound of a bull moose roaming around the camp, and barely fell back asleep. When we woke up again, there was a roughly 2-inch layer of spikey frost on everything. It was spectacular. We tried to talk to the locals about it, but We're Not From Around There, and they didn't take to us very well, I'm afraid. But we were able to gather that the weather just gets more interesting from then until, say, May. Wouldn't it make more sense to park this sort of thing somewhere with a bit more year-round opportunity for doing business, climate-wise? It's a bit of a drive down to Halifax, but there was a lovely Italian place for dinner, and a Holiday Inn with a clean pool. And, men in kilts working the tourist stops. But they had entirely the wrong accent for that, thus producing a sort of Highland Dissonance Syndrome that counteracted all tourist spending urges. Perhaps adding rocket ships to the mix will fix that.

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    1. Re:Weather? by Straif · · Score: 1

      If you thought talking to the locals in CB was bad try PEI. Ever since that got that second escalator their smugness has known no bounds.

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    2. Re:Weather? by everphilski · · Score: 3, Funny

      And, men in kilts working the tourist stops ... Perhaps adding rocket ships to the mix will fix that.

      kilts in space **shudder**

    3. Re:Weather? by l2718 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, this has the feel of a location chosen by bureaucrats for political reasons rather than be engineers for practical reasons (sorry, I don't have much faith in the government of Canada).

      However, the Baikonur Cosmodrome is 3 degrees further North and don't have much better weather. This hasn't stopped the Russian (and Soviet) space operations there for more than 50 years.

    4. Re:Weather? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever since "they" got you fucking backyard hick!

    5. Re:Weather? by hyades1 · · Score: 1

      You must have had the bad luck to run into the only standoffish people in the whole province. Nova Scotia is home to some of the friendliest (and funniest) people on the face of the planet. And for crapsake don't waste your time on Italian while you're there. Seafood, seafood and more seafood! I was in a Dartmouth restaurant one time where they had a "Catch of the Hour" posted on a chalk board. Damn...I'm making myself hungry just thinking about it.

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    6. Re:Weather? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They've gone plaid!

    7. Re:Weather? by Straif · · Score: 1

      Sorry, "Ever since they got that second escalator their smugness has known no bounds."

      (Sounds like someone spent a long time trying waiting for the 'moving stairs' to change direction so they could get back down.)

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  15. Dart? Arrow? by BlueStraggler · · Score: 3, Informative

    The Silver Dart name is intended to ride on the coat-tails of the original Silver Dart, which also flew out of Nova Scotia. The Canadian Arrow company name also seems to be intended to ride on the coat-tails of the Avro Arrow. So they are trying to associate themselves with the two most famous aircraft in Canadian history, despite having nothing to do with either. And they seem to have overlooked the fact that both of these famous aircraft met ignominious ends, which can't be good for luck.

    1. Re:Dart? Arrow? by boristdog · · Score: 1

      Kyle "the Yellow Dart" Smith soon to file a lawsuit
      http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail64.html

    2. Re:Dart? Arrow? by Braedley · · Score: 1
      Well, there is the small fact that the Silver Dart flew less than 50km (30 miles) from the planed location of the space port.

      Also, as far as the location goes, from what I've heard from press releases and interviews, pound per pound, the Russians use less fuel to send up a Soyuz than the Americans to send up a Shuttle in order to rendezvous with the ISS, simply because of the latitude. I don't know how accurate that is, as I haven't done any research on it, but that's what I've been told.

  16. I, for one,... by Radical+Moderate · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...welcome our mostly rural, kitchen fiddling, space tourist overlords!

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  17. Another one? by Interl0per · · Score: 1

    A similar venture was funded in my home state in 2001; it just got it's NASA funding pulled without a single martini served in orbit, far's I can tell. You'd think it was independent contractors with the lowest bid that built the shuttle, sheesh...

    1. Re:Another one? by everphilski · · Score: 1

      Yeah, its too bad RpK couldn't keep up with the COTS program... they had problems with investor confidence, among other things. But I suppose it's a Good Thing that NASA picked two companies to win the $500M in COTS money ... not just RpK but also SpaceX. SpaceX is alive and kicking.

  18. OK for suborbital and polar orbits, but by G4from128k · · Score: 4, Informative

    The high latitude of Nova Scotia makes it more costly to launch for an equatorial orbit. Getting to GEO or lower-latitude LEO orbit would require more fuel. There's a reason why Arianes launch from French Guiana and not Europe.

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    1. Re:OK for suborbital and polar orbits, but by chebucto · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Cape Breton's latitude is roughly the same as Baiknour's, which was the main reason why it was chosen.

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    2. Re:OK for suborbital and polar orbits, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The low latitude of French Guiana makes it more costly to launch for an inclined orbit. Getting to a polar orbit would require more fuel. There's a reason why they want to launch from Nova Scotia and not French Guiana.

  19. Chose the spot for a reason? by SamP2 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Cape Breton is one of the southernmost parts of Canada.

    There are clear physical advantages to building spaceports (or any space launch pads) close to the equator, for reasons other than weather. Gravity is lowest at the equator, due to two reasons: one being Earth an oblate shape and thus an equatorial point is furthest from core and thus has least gravity, the other being the centrifugal spin of the Earth which is strongest at the equator. Put together, this accounts for about 2% less weight, which does not seem much, but does make a difference.

    If you have noticed, both the USA and USSR chose to build their spaceports as south as possible. The most used USA launch spot is in Florida, and in the USSR the Bainokur cosmodrome is located in Kazakhstan, which is not even a part of Russia anymore, but clearly the benefits gotta outweigh the logistical and political diffculties.

    Back on topic of this particular case, once the choice of the country (Canada) has been made, Nova Scotia would seem like a good solution due to the reasons outlined above. The question comes, why Canada? LM is a US company, has huge ties to the defense industry, lots of political connections, and the US in general is more business-friendly than Canada. I find it very hard to believe LM would get out of Canada (be it government, commerce, industry ties, or simply geographical settings) anything they couldn't get in the US. Any ideas?

    1. Re:Chose the spot for a reason? by Jerry+Rivers · · Score: 1

      Kazakhstan (51N) is farther North than Cape Breton (46N).

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    2. Re:Chose the spot for a reason? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't know where he got LM, as planetspace is not owned by LM.

    3. Re:Chose the spot for a reason? by debest · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Cape Breton is one of the southernmost parts of Canada.

      Southernmost part of Cape Breton is at approximately 45.5 degrees north latitute.

      Southernmost part of Ontario is at approximately 42 degrees north latitude.

      There are *lots* of places further south in Canada than Cape Breton!
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    4. Re:Chose the spot for a reason? by Rorschach1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Say what? I've never heard of reduced gravity as being an advantage of launching near the equator. It's all about the Earth's rotation - you pick up about 1,000 mph relative to launching from the poles. That's 1,000 mph less delta V you need to get out of your propulsion system to reach orbit. That's why you'll never see a satellite orbiting east to west.

      And it's not like the exact center of the Earth is the source of its gravity. All of the Earth's mass contributes to the gravity field at any given point on the surface.

      Also, launching from anywhere but the equator means that you've got to make a plane change if you want to take up a geosynchronous orbit, and that's a rather expensive maneuver in terms of delta V.

    5. Re:Chose the spot for a reason? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More buisness-friendly? Maybe you havn't noticed lately but the american economy is a nose dive, Recession is in the air, national debt is skyrocketing, and the curency has lost over 20% of its value in the last 10 months. In Canada the economy is strong, the government has ran a surplus for about 10 years straight, and the maritimes are filled with smart trained workers from all walks of life currently looking for new local jobs, I've been to cape breton and I know why people wouldn't want to move away even if currently all the big money jobs are in alberta.

      So strong economy, skilled workforce, Great local ale :-)*top prioity for the average engineer* My question to you is why would anyone want to invest in a country that has been printing / borrowing money almost as fast as they can spend it?

    6. Re:Chose the spot for a reason? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LM is a US company, has huge ties to the defense industry, lots of political connections, and the US in general is more business-friendly than Canada. I find it very hard to believe LM would get out of Canada (be it government, commerce, industry ties, or simply geographical settings) anything they couldn't get in the US. Any ideas?
      Laws. Export controls for technology developed on US soil are tighter than they are in Canada.
    7. Re:Chose the spot for a reason? by bardicknowledge · · Score: 2, Informative

      Being from Cape Breton, I would like to say you obviously have NO idea where in Nova Scotia it is we live. Cape Breton is the whole northern island when you look at a map of Nova Scotia.. which means what? Yes, the whole rest of main land Nova Scotia ( including PEI,NB and the southern parts of the rest of the provinces) are further south.

    8. Re:Chose the spot for a reason? by bidule · · Score: 1

      Cape Breton is one of the southernmost parts of Canada.

      You mean, the northernmost part of Nova Scotia, a province that is further North that Toronto, don't you?

      Do you realize that Cape Breton is North of Ottawa?

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    9. Re:Chose the spot for a reason? by liquiddark · · Score: 1

      Southern Ontario, as all too often needs to be pointed out, Is Not All Of Canada.

    10. Re:Chose the spot for a reason? by debest · · Score: 1

      Southern Ontario, as all too often needs to be pointed out, Is Not All Of Canada.

      Fine, I failed to point out that the southernmost point in Ontario is also the southernmost point in Canada. My bad. What I wanted to say is that there is a heck of a distance between 42 degrees and 45.5 degrees latitude. About 240 miles, if I'm not mistaken.

      The entirety of southern Ontario is roughly at or below 45.5 degrees. Quebec below Montreal. A good chunk of New Brunswick. Heck, right in Nova Scotia they could go to Yarmouth and be under 44 degrees (at least 100 miles further south).

      I doubt that the location for this base was selected primarily for its latitude. If it was, a quick glance at a grade-school atlas would show that to be a rather odd choice.
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    11. Re:Chose the spot for a reason? by liquiddark · · Score: 1

      Almost every launch ever made is or at least eventually became an on-equator object. Getting the hell away from all that space junk is an excellent strategy if you're trying to convince normal people that you're at least thinking of their safety. Meanwhile, most of southern Nova Scotia, and all of Southern Ontario, and much of southern Quebec, is entirely unsuitable for launch activities for the simple reason that that's either farm or city country, whereas Cape Breton is the Land of Used Up Mines, once you get into a lot of the communities, particularly the ferry end of the island - you get to Bras D'Or and you're basically passing through mine country for the rest of the way to the boat. It Looks lovely. But Cape Breton, like Newfoundland, has a hard history in environmentalist terms. A few thousand tonnes of toxic jet fuel being carted around that place is relatively inconsequential.

    12. Re:Chose the spot for a reason? by theonetruekeebler · · Score: 1

      There are *lots* of places further south in Canada than Cape Breton! A launch from Cape Breton goes over the ocean. A rocket flying east from southern Ontario goes over some very densely populated areas, many of them in a foreign country that seems to have an issue with other countries even having missiles, let alone firing them into their airspace. Should a Canadian space program need America's permission every time they do a launch? Even worse than the problem of America's government is the problem of America's lawyers, who would wet themselves like an overexcited terrier if a hunk of metal fell off a spaceship and landed on a school somewhere.
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    13. Re:Chose the spot for a reason? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a simple reason. Almost all international defense contracts are negotiated with what are generically called "offset" funding agreements. In Canada they are call Industrial Regional Benefits (http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/LAC.20071027.SPACE27/TPStory/National) The Canadian government is in the process of spending $17 billion on aircraft and other toys from Lockheed, Boeing and other suppliers. For every dollar sent to a foreign defense supplier, offsetting dollars need to be spent by that supplier in Canada. Most of this involves subcontracts and other obvious arrangements. Usually there are extra incentives for dollars spent in certain regions that can either benefit with the economic stimulus or there is some particular political incentive for teh government of the day to look good. Things like this then become the bastard children of taxpayer dollars, blown on defense contracts, by excited politicians and policy types who can masquerade the whole thing as a good news economic development project.

  20. Cape Breton by jetpack · · Score: 3, Funny
    This adds a whole new dimension to the phrase "Stay where you're to, and I'll where you're at!"


    Maybe that reference is a tad too regional for /. ;)

    1. Re:Cape Breton by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being from Nova Scotia, I can completely agree.

    2. Re:Cape Breton by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The phrase I think you're going for is "stay where yer to, 'till I comes where yer at".

      And that is so a Newfie phrase - not Cape Bretoner! :)

  21. 45 million dollars of pork by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can see some people blasting off all the way to the bank

  22. Re:$45M dollars? by wcrowe · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yet another post illustrating the need for a "Dumbass" moderation choice.

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  23. Re:$45M dollars? by rs79 · · Score: 3, Informative

    " how much is that in Canadian monopoly money? Ha ha, canucks, we love you miserable bastards, eh "

    http://www.canada.com/vancouversun/story.html?id=292a762e-5b3e-4909-9ea3-ca664b774391&k=97109

    "Loonie soars to new 30-year high
    Eric Beauchesne, CanWest News Service
    Published: Saturday, May 26, 2007

    OTTAWA -- The loonie soared to a new 30-year high of nearly 93 cents US Friday and toward what one Canadian bank is saying will be parity with the ailing U.S. greenback within two years.

    The dollar, after hitting a high of 92.8 cents US, closed Friday at 92.64 cents US, its highest closing level since 1977."

    "The strength of the Canadian dollar can no longer be laid solely to weakness of the greenback," Gignac said. "The loonie has appreciated against almost all currencies."

    Now be nice or well hook the Chinese on Timbits and buy the US debt and turn your country into an amusement park. Eh.

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  24. THE FOG! by boxlight · · Score: 3, Informative
    Cape Breton is one of the foggiest places in Canada (my dear old Newfoundland wins first place on that list).

    Don't let the coastline fool you, this ain't Florida. The northern atlantic is a cold, icy, foggy place most of the year (remember Titanic). I certainly hope you don't need good weather to launch rockets.

    boxlight

    1. Re:THE FOG! by capoe3 · · Score: 1

      Anyone remember Challenger? Good weather is a nice thing to have when your launching under any conditions. I remember many, many launches delayed/postponed simply due to the possibility of an incoming storm,add this to the deleterious effects of not being near the equator and your guess is as good as mine why they are locating in that region. Government subsidy? Canada wants a space program? I Dunno but the reason has to be there, somone should follow the money.

    2. Re:THE FOG! by CashCarSTAR · · Score: 1

      Not really. We have foggy mornings, but all-day fog is actually pretty rare here.

    3. Re:THE FOG! by bardicknowledge · · Score: 1

      Have you ever been to cape breton? Let me tell you, as a person you has grew up there, it's not that foggy. On the Atlantic coast, it can be (Sydney, Louisburg way), but once you pass the Bras D'Or lakes (heading east), you rarely see thick fog.

  25. Turks And Caicos by dazedNconfuzed · · Score: 1

    Actually, there have been talks for the Caribbean nation of Turks And Caicos to join Canada.

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    1. Re:Turks And Caicos by dadragon · · Score: 1

      Actually, there have been talks for the Caribbean nation of Turks And Caicos to join Canada.

      They've been ongoing for more that 100 years. I don't expect to see anything anytime soon.

      And besides, the article mentions Cape Breton, which is already part of Nova Scotia.

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  26. Re:$45M dollars? by ThePlague · · Score: 0

    It doesn't matter what it's worth, it's still play money.

  27. Re:$45M dollars? by Seakip18 · · Score: 1

    I know this is OffT, but does this mean that my 2 cents is worth less now or worthless as always?

    Anywho, back on, LM may be choosing that area for logistical means. Not just the fact it will take more fuel to launch from there.

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  28. I's the by by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I's the by that builds the boat.... oh wait...

  29. Bring A Mop Please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Nova Scotia to Build Space Tourist Launchpad

    Launching space tourists may not be a bad idea. Maybe they can build one for rockets too !

  30. Curiouser and curiouser by LeadSongDog · · Score: 1

    Comparing http://www.planetspace.org/pdf/PressRelease121505.pdf2005 to http://www.planetspace.org/pdf/PressRelease020107.pdf2007 we see that they can't even decide how many V2 engines it'll take to lift the sucker. Or maybe they decided that they could find skinnier astronauts on CBI.

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  31. No, No, No. by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Please, no. I like Cape Breton the way it is. It's one of the last holdouts of Shire-like charm and backwardness, where the old, old grandmas of Gaelic descent will tell you that when the electric light came, all the women lost the second sight. If you put a frickin' launch pad in the middle of that, the coffin lid will have another dozen nails pounded home. No thanks. Leave lumbering, ultra-expensive space exploration and spy-satellite deployment to the Americans. We built that ridiculous arm already. That was cute. Like playing in one of those, "Drop the Egg Robot Olympics", but this retarded project is about asking Lockheed Martin to build toxic tinker-toys in the back yard where all the prettiest trees live. No thanks, Mordor.

    Stupid Feds. Put my tax dollars into libraries, bike paths and food inspection agents who are trained to say "No" to hormone laden milk and GMO crops. Thank you.


    -FL

    1. Re:No, No, No. by liquiddark · · Score: 1

      Yes. Glace Bay and Sydney Mines are the picture of Shire-like charm. That is, at the end of the books. You know, the part where it's completely fucked up.

    2. Re:No, No, No. by screamin-mimi · · Score: 1

      Grrrr. I find comments like this, "The launch pad will specifically be built in Cape Breton, a mostly rural island characterized by low employment, thick colloquial accents, and kitchen fiddle parties," highly insulting. My family came from people such as these who immigrated from Scotland. "Backward" people such as these discovered and built much of Canada. Anyone remember Alexander MacKenzie?! I think, if the feel it is in their best interests, Cape Bretoners would and could run a spaceport like this just fine.

    3. Re:No, No, No. by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
      Yes. Glace Bay and Sydney Mines are the picture of Shire-like charm. That is, at the end of the books. You know, the part where it's completely fucked up.

      More of those coffin nails, hammered in earlier last century. Cocaine use is also a problem in certain areas. Sigh. Cape Breton has been under attack for a while now.


      -FL

    4. Re:No, No, No. by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
      My family came from people such as these who immigrated from Scotland.

      Grrr, yourself. We all descended from somewhere and it's fine to take pride in your roots. But Cape Breton is a world unto itself, and anybody who argues that doesn't know any Cape Bretoners. Pointing out its characteristics is not a comment on the quality of the people. It's simply a recognition of the culture as the people living it have chosen to manifest. And it's not the people living in Cape Breton who are calling the shots on building a space port. It's the federal government.


      -FL

    5. Re:No, No, No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Piss off, Luddite.

  32. 'Silver Dart' plays homage to Canada's first plane by aduthie · · Score: 3, Informative

    The 'Silver Dart' name plays homage to Canada's first plane.

    Frankly, I think they'd do better with some sort of (much less expensive and land-intensive) tie-in to Bell's early high-speed hydroplaning watercraft, the HD-4.

    Whatever they do, it sounds like it will end up in the dictionary under "boondoggle."

  33. doesn't that hurt by Surt · · Score: 1

    I mean, using a slingshot or whatever to launch tourists into space. Ouch. I'd want a ship of some sort.

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  34. Great idea by J05H · · Score: 1

    That launch site is more convenient to the East Coast US than Spaceport New Mexico or Mojave. It is also well-placed for northern European clients. They should market a 2 week package, 3 days to unwind in Iceland, a week of training and fun in Cape Breton, your suborbital flight, and a couple days to relax afterwards.

    It's pretty high inclination which could grow into accessing the rumored 61 degree orbit of the Bigelow complex.

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  35. History lesson for you... by big_paul76 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Dude, where you from? Calgary? I bet you had one of those "let the eastern bastards freeze in the dark" bumper stickers when Trudeau realized that since Canada exports more oil than we consume, we could entirely free ourselves from the world price on oil.

    It's only in the last 30 years that "now that all the fish have been vacuumed up the economy simply can't support the number of people who live there" became the dominant way of looking at the Atlantic region.

    You know that before Confederation, NS was the most prosperous place in Canada? Even up into the 50's or 60's NS had a strong manufacturing base, which is the foundation of a strong economy.

    The real problem is that governments in NS (and to a lesser extend federal governments) have not really been focused on (or even aware of) anything except primary and tertiary industries. Sorry, but tertiary jobs don't cut it unless you have a population density more like southern Ontario's. And primary industries are getting squeezed by middlemen everywhere, in every industry.

    Never mind that politicians in NS have traditionally been willing to sell their children (or at least constituents) to anybody promising them a campaign contribution and 50 jobs in their riding.

    For example, take sable island oil and gas. How much of that is being _refined_ in NS? Oh yeah, zero. If the government at the time had had any forsight (or, balls for that matter) they would've struck a deal stating "You wanna drill for oil and gas here? Sure. But you're gonna _refine_ X % of it here.", like Alberta's done from day one.

    You can't build a strong economy on natural resources if you harvest/mine/drill for them in place A, ship the raw materials to place B, and then sell the finished products in place A.

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    1. Re:History lesson for you... by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 5, Informative

      There has been ongoing interest in developing a spaceport in this region for some time. Because of its location, they are able to reuse Russian telemetry data.

      This is a great place for such an effort. We are on the ocean and have the worlds deepest harbour nearby. The site is all solid rock, the top of what's left of the Appalachian mountain chain. There is a huge deposit of undersea natural gas nearby waiting to be developed and supply energy needs.

      The population here are the most overeducated, underpaid group of people in the country, there are engineers all over the place that were raised in a naval tradition, and one of the major industries of the provincial capital is educating foreigners, so there's a great foundation for inbound brain drain.

      They aren't the only company interested in this effort either.

      I'm quite looking forward to hopping in the car for a few hours and kicking back in Cape Breton National Park with a case of beer and a joint to watch rocket ships take off.

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    2. Re:History lesson for you... by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      There has been ongoing interest in developing a spaceport in this region for some time. Because of its location, they are able to reuse Russian telemetry data.

      But being so far north they can only launch to high inclination orbits. Getting to geosynchronous orbit from Canada is uneconomic.

    3. Re:History lesson for you... by Have+Brain+Will+Rent · · Score: 1

      Yeah... not quite as good as being on board yourself but not bad eh?

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    4. Re:History lesson for you... by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Getting into a polar orbit, on the other hand ...

      You're losing 600 mph out of 18,000. So you lose 3-1/3% of your overall payload capacity. If you can save 5% on the overall budget because of the local labor market, etc., (or get subsidies that amount to the same) you're ahead of the game, and with $60m in subsidies already ... do the math.

    5. Re:History lesson for you... by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      There is a huge deposit of undersea natural gas nearby waiting to be developed and supply energy needs.

      You mean Deep Panuke or the other ones?

  36. Re:$45M dollars? by Mad+Dog+Manley · · Score: 2, Funny

    The dollar, after hitting a high of 92.8 cents US, closed Friday at 92.64 cents US, its highest closing level since 1977."

    Umm, the Canadian dollar is now worth more than the American. $1.034 with a quick google search here. Guess monopoly money isn't so bad after all :-P

  37. The equator? Tell that to the USSR ... by l2718 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Who built their Cosmodrome 3 degrees further North in Baikonur.

  38. latitude latitude latitude by museumpeace · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Canaveral was a logical space port choice for two reasons. The built in kinetic energy of an object on the earths surface is due to its tangential velocity WRT the earths CG. That decreases as cos(latitude) when you move from equator to pole. As far south in the continental us as you can find a chunk of govt-owned eastern shore is ideal because at 28 north latitude, it has 88% of the KE of an object launched from equator, providing you pitch it into an eastward revolving orbit. That second reason? Since you have to tilt east, your boost trajectory goes safely over unpopulated ocean. Nova Scotia, at an average latitude of 45n only has 70% of the maximum possible KE...you need more fuel to orbit an equal weight of payload than they do in FL. NS only has the shore going for it. Did someone sell the Province the brooklyn bridge too?

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    1. Re:latitude latitude latitude by Jerry+Rivers · · Score: 1

      Golly that must be a real problem for the ESA with all those launches from Kazakhstan, which is farther North than Cape Breton.

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    2. Re:latitude latitude latitude by ChrisA90278 · · Score: 1

      What if your desired orbit inclination is (say) 40 degrees? what is the best latitude to launch from in that case? What if you are wanting to do a polar orbit? If the goal is to overfly Russia, Europe or N. Americal you may not want an orbit that places you 200 miles up over the equator because those places you want to look at will be over the horizon

    3. Re:latitude latitude latitude by ClickOnThis · · Score: 1

      The built in kinetic energy of an object on the earths surface is due to its tangential velocity WRT the earths CG. That decreases as cos(latitude) when you move from equator to pole. As far south in the continental us as you can find a chunk of govt-owned eastern shore is ideal because at 28 north latitude, it has 88% of the KE of an object launched from equator, providing you pitch it into an eastward revolving orbit. [Emphasis mine.]

      There are many situations in which your objective is not an eastward-revolving orbit (e.g., suborbital flight, circumpolar orbit, or orbital inclinations that are larger than your latitude.) For such orbits, latitude of the launch pad doesn't matter.

      Since you have to tilt east, your boost trajectory goes safely over unpopulated ocean. There are plenty of launch pads in the world that don't have this feature. Kazakhstan, for one (whose latitude is higher than Cape Breton's, as another poster pointed out.) Also, there are west-coast launch pads such as Vandenberg Air Force Base in California, which specializes in launching circumpolar satellites. Also for Vandeberg, I think the earth's orbital motion helps to take the west coast out of the way of the ascending rocket when its circumpolar trajectory carries it north (or slightly northwest?)
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    4. Re:latitude latitude latitude by ClickOnThis · · Score: 1

      Also for Vandeberg, I think the earth's orbital motion helps to take the west coast out of the way of the ascending rocket when its circumpolar trajectory carries it north (or slightly northwest?) Whoops ... now that I recall the coastline of California, it occurs to me that they probably launch towards the south in order to carry the trajectory over the ocean, with a slight westerly component in order to compensate for the velocity vector due to the earth's rotation. Does anyone know for sure? I couldn't find out from the Vandenberg website.
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    5. Re:latitude latitude latitude by museumpeace · · Score: 1

      Quite correct but nothing spectacularly heavy gets launched from VAFB. As for the heavy lifting Russians did from their more northerly pads, they paid for it: they had to design monster booster stages.

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  39. From 15 December 2005 by mark99 · · Score: 1

    That PDF is very old. Did anyone notice the date - 15 December 2005?

    Wonder if they have made any progress since then :). Or at least get some better graphics together.

  40. Cape Breton.. by CashCarSTAR · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Born and raised here. Yes. Really.

    #1. It's not that foggy, in fact it's pretty nice. As well, our climate seems to be shifting closer to what they have in BC, but without the rain, at least for 10 months out of the year.

    #2. Cape Breton is indeed beautiful. Tourists coming to go into space could see what they're leaving behind. I don't believe it's a unique beauty..the coast of California (especially Big Sur) feels very similar to me, but the combination is interesting.

    #3. Unemployment isn't that high. It USED to be, after the natural resource industries collapsed (like they all do), but the population levels have evened out, and it's a pretty big destination for call centers these days. Why? #4.

    #4. Friendly, intelligent (if not college educated) people. You could man such a spaceport with people from the area, not have to pay outlandish wages and still have a good experience for the tourists.

    1. Re:Cape Breton.. by Dramacrat · · Score: 0

      Good to see I'm not the only one from the region!

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    2. Re:Cape Breton.. by c_sd_m · · Score: 1

      #4. Friendly, intelligent (if not college educated) people. You could man such a spaceport with people from the area, not have to pay outlandish wages and still have a good experience for the tourists. And if there's any education or experience you want, there's a Cape Bretoner working in Ontario, Alberta, or BC who'd love to be home and is willing to take a pay cut (and a quarter or half priced house with a few acres thrown in) for it. Plus, it's not just people who grew up there: the head of my department would pick up and go tomorrow and half a dozen (recent mech eng grad) friends who visited have been trying to figure out how to make a living in Nova Scotia so they can leave southern Ontario behind. Sure there are people who can't handle not living in a major city but there are also people who feel tied to the big cities by their jobs but would love to be elsewhere.
    3. Re:Cape Breton.. by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      http://www.weathernotebook.org/transcripts/2000/01/05.html

      Scary weather, but who cares? All the coasts will be under 13 feet of ocean in a few years anyway...

    4. Re:Cape Breton.. by CashCarSTAR · · Score: 1

      Our coasts are at least 20 feet high in most places at least for a large chunk of the island. I grew up about 2 blocks away from the edge.There are low coastal areas, but they're pretty uncommon to be honest.

      And yeah, the wind in the Highland areas is bad. That's why there are plans for building a wind farm up there. But AFAIK the proposed spaceport will be in the eastern Inverness area, which doesn't have nearly as much wind.

    5. Re:Cape Breton.. by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      No need to explain, my heritage is 100% Nova Scotian (half Cheticamp, half Spryfield), popped out in Sydney. I've been through the Cabot Trail many times, it's gorgeous.

      Tracking back ancestry on the French side is easier; for the other side we've run into a dead-end. So the assumption is that the English-speaking side of the family were slimeballs, liars and general n'er do-wells. I guess that's why I post at Slashdot but I can't figure out why I'm not now in marketing or advertising.

    6. Re:Cape Breton.. by Cally · · Score: 1

      Having spent time with relatives who live on the far west coast of Ireland (west of Tralee) and gone to college in Coleraine, on the north Atlantic coast, I've a deep fondness for northern atlantic coastal weather... so long as you don't have to walk back from the garage carrying another sack of coal every time the fire runs down. BTW, if your remaining fishermen could try to avoid losing so much gear overseas it would keep our coastline a bit cleaner... (kthxbye :) )

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  41. Re:$45M dollars? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    oh yea you canofyuck, your damn quarter still won't work in our soda machines.

  42. Welcome to Sunnyvale Trailer Park and Spaceport by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    LAHEY: "I'm Jim Lahey, Trailer Park-Spaceport Supervisor, and this is Randy, the Associate Trailer Park-Spaceport Supervisor. Have a drink while I show you around--hey, Randy! Get Ricky away from that rocket!"

    RICKY: "F*** you, Lahey! I'm goin' to the Informational Smace Station!"

    JULIAN: "D**m it, Rick, how are we gonna sell all this dope if you're in space?"

    BUBBLES: "Julian! You promised I'd be the first one to go up in the rocket. What the f*** is Ricky doing with my space man suit?!?"

    1. Re:Welcome to Sunnyvale Trailer Park and Spaceport by Mike_ya · · Score: 2, Informative
    2. Re:Welcome to Sunnyvale Trailer Park and Spaceport by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      there was a youtube link to a very chopped up and shortened, but relevant episode

      if you've never seen TPB before check some of these oot

      http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=trailer+park+boys+duration%3Along+-site%3Ayoutube.com&so=3&num=100

  43. Re:$45M dollars? by leoxx · · Score: 1

    You better not be impugning the dignity of our REAL currency.

  44. Silver Dart asthetics by GPS+Pilot · · Score: 1

    Any spacecraft that resembles a Star Destroyer can't be all bad.

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  45. If anybody'd buy the brooklyn bridge... by big_paul76 · · Score: 2, Funny

    It'd be a Nova Scotian provincial government...

    At one point (I can't find a link, unfortunately) NS actually had a _toilet seat_ scandal... Kickback/bribery style dirty deal to install mechanized toilet seats that automatically dispense seat covers, in all NS government offices.

    They ended up being sold at auction, some people bought them as collector's items.

    There was even a case of a deputy minister, Michael Zareski, who was about to blow the whistle on all of John Buchanan's crooked dealings. Buchanan's cronies had him shipped off to Ontario and, wait for it, involuntarily committed.

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    1. Re:If anybody'd buy the brooklyn bridge... by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      ISTR something about banning deoderant in workplaces so as to not afflict the allergy people. Was that actually true?

    2. Re:If anybody'd buy the brooklyn bridge... by museumpeace · · Score: 1

      Thank [whatever teh godless skeptics pray to] for Lindsay Bayerstein or that bit of news would have badly damaged my faith in Canadians as the clean-and-sane people from North America.

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    3. Re:If anybody'd buy the brooklyn bridge... by big_paul76 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's all over the place in Halifax. It's not a law or a by-law, just more of a policy by workplace/office building, you'll see signs up all over the place saying "this is a SCENT-FREE building". It's usually something that gets started by a couple people in the building with allergies or sensitivities or something, personally, I think it's great. It's usually not targeting people for wearing deodorant, but the 19-year-old kids who bathe in body spray and walk around smelling like a french cathouse.

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  46. And the reason is.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Back on topic of this particular case, once the choice of the country (Canada) has been made, Nova Scotia would seem like a good solution due to the reasons outlined above.

    Why not BC or Alberta? Lots of open space, and the ground altitude gives you a 5000 or more feet of head start. Winter time weather is more predictable and less snow on the east side of the Rockies. Geologically stable. Workers there are used to big projects and have a much larger population base.

    But it is Canadian government, it does not have to make sense.

    and the US in general is more business-friendly than Canada.

    Can't argue that. Just wait until the locals put a tax on it.

    Any ideas?

    Yep. Government in Canada feels it is OK to get into business, fund it, bribe it...for example, CBC, the national broadcast company is subsidized and operated by the government.

  47. best educated people... by big_paul76 · · Score: 1

    Working the most embarassingly dead-end jobs.

    My last job in Halifax (before I moved to Vancouver) I was working as a line cook. One of our other cooks had an Electrical Engineering degree. One of our waiters had an architecture degree.

    A friend of mine used to say "I think I'm the only bartender in town without a master's degree..."

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  48. It sounded so good on paper... by BluedemonX · · Score: 1

    Build it and they will come. If we build this spaceport here, then people will flock from all over the world to Cape Breton, bringing their cash, and this area will flourish and prosper.

    Two words.

    Mirabel airport.

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  49. Atlantica? by SECProto · · Score: 1

    Yes, that'll certainly help the economy of the maritimes. are you kidding?

    1. Re:Atlantica? by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Well, where else are you going to put it except on one of the coasts? Do you really want that thing falling on downtown Toronto?

      On second thought ... is it too late to get them to build it in Ottawa,or better yet, Quebec City?

  50. Off topic: Cape Breton by kbahey · · Score: 1

    I read this on the CBC earlier today. I had a neighbour from Cape Breton, Ken. One of the best I ever had. When I saw the headline on CBC, it said "Cape Breton", but the headline here on Slashdot says "Nova Scotia".

    This reminded me when Ken always insisted that Cape Breton is not the same as Nova Scotia, despite being the same province. Maybe regional independence, or identity.

    1. Re:Off topic: Cape Breton by CapeBretonBarbarian · · Score: 1

      This reminded me when Ken always insisted that Cape Breton is not the same as Nova Scotia, despite being the same province. Maybe regional independence, or identity.

      Well, of course it's not the same although those mainlanders like to pretend it is when convenient such as back when we drove the economy of Nova Scotia in the first half of the 1900s. Once upon a time, we were the most industrialized part of Nova Scotia.

      Ah, if not for the annexation of 1820 we'd be our own province and in control of our own destiny.

      Down with the Causeway! ;-)

    2. Re:Off topic: Cape Breton by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What, your friend never mentioned the CBLA (Cape Breton Liberation Army), played the tapes of inspirational speeches by General John Cabot Trail, or seen the placards demanding that the Canso Causeway be blown up? Get with the times, boy.

    3. Re:Off topic: Cape Breton by kbahey · · Score: 1

      Sadly, he moved. He is now closer to where he is from (New Brunswick).

      I will probably email him about it.

  51. Waste of Money by augustz · · Score: 1

    This gives "commercial spaceport" a bad name.

    This is why governments waste money, lobbying. No open process, just plunk down the money.

    This is for planetspace, who "has indicated that one of its goals is to send 2,000 tourists into space within the next five years"

    We are talking about a company that appears to be run by marketing people. Witness the full mockup of their rocket and the astronaut training facility.

    In contrast to Scaled, Armadillo, Blue Origin etc, I don't think I've seen a single launch of any kind from them. PlanetSpace does tell us they are busy patenting all sorts of stuff.

  52. ass-uh-nine by Cobble · · Score: 1

    This is one of the stupidist ideas I've heard of. I spent the first half of my life in Cape Breton, and I can tell you that it is the jewel of eastern Canada. Would you put a spaceport in Cape Cod? How about Cape May, N.J.? Cape Breton has scenic beauty and tourism potential that is unrivaled. The Bras d'or Lakes, the Cabot Trail, the Fortress of Louisbourg are world class destinations. The last thing I want is astronaut parts raining down on the Mira River.

  53. Discomforting comparison... by Identity+Missing · · Score: 1

    The whole thing sounds a little too much like other regions attempting to attract attention through unwarranted space programs. I hope Nova Scotia will be more successful than Zaire.

  54. Cape Breton has the world's largest fiddle by MichaelCrawford · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    It towers overhead, and has strings made of steel cables. Let me find you a link.

    They also established a recording studio at the University of Cape Breton to record and preserve the local music.

    --
    Request your free CD of my piano music.
  55. thick colloquial accents... by iminplaya · · Score: 1

    I'm given her all she's got Cap'n ...

    --
    What?
  56. Re:$45M dollars? by tomhudson · · Score: 1

    A couple of years ago, the Canadian dollar was worth less than 80 cents US. It's now worth more than a greenback. It's gone from $0.60 to $1.034, and there are some predictions that we could see it go to $2.00 within the next decade if the US doesn't get a grip on its deficit, and Canada continues to reduce its deficit and debt.

  57. Don't forget the worlds biggest dildo! by tomhudson · · Score: 1

    Dildo, Newfoundland - its not "the size of a small town" - it IS a small town.

    When it comes to funny names, it beats St. Louis du Ha!Ha!, Quebec (yes, the exclamation points are part of the name), Flin Flon, Manitoba, or Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan,

    "Where you from?"
    "Dildo."
    "Who you calling a dildo, dickhead?"

  58. launching terrorists into space by GLowder · · Score: 1

    I'm all for launching terrorists into space.
    OHH, it says "tourists". Nevermind, I somehow read the title wrongly.

    --
    I used to have a good sig...
  59. That sounds awfully nice by Jim+Morash · · Score: 1

    I'm an EE who grew up dreaming about spacecraft, and I'd love to move to NS if there was a good job waiting for me there. Wonderful place. Much nicer than Houston, for example.

  60. Re:$45M dollars? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is linking to a site that contains the word "Lubritorium" safe for work?