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  1. Re:anonymization arms race on IEEE Computing Covers Freenet · · Score: -1

    Adequacy.org, where the idiots play!

  2. Re:Freenet... Why? on IEEE Computing Covers Freenet · · Score: -1

    Speaking freely? You mean typing like a scared chicken from your computer because you do not understand the concept of fucking solidarity, Slashbot. How about about fighting the government instead of cowering over the computer when they censor you? Maybe you can't grasp that concept, but who cares.

  3. Re:I didnt write that on IEEE Computing Covers Freenet · · Score: -1

    I pasted the following troll under a thread by the adequacy.org cocsucker known as perdida. Make sure to add this troll to your library, and go to the thread and make fun of perdida the karma whoring troll as well.


    Load up on grits and bring your aunts
    They're fun to pour right down your pants
    Natalie is naked and turned to stone
    Oh no, OOG's gone, now I'm all alone

    Hello, hello, hello, Katz blows
    Hello, hello, hello, Katz blows

    I like trolling, it's contagious
    Here we are now, moderate us
    You don't like caps, post aborted?
    ASCII art plans, they are thwarted!
    I got bitchslapped, I dissed Bojay
    I post flamebait every Troll Day
    Yeah!

    First posting's what I do best
    And for this gift I feel blessed
    Commander T likes other men
    And always will until the end

    Hello, hello, hello, Katz blows
    Hello, hello, hello, Katz blows

    VA's stock price, it's disastrous
    Hey, does timmy ride the short bus?
    All they post now: Lars and Napster
    Well, this sure ain't stuff that matters
    Raymond shoots ten who don't 'get it'?
    Read it Tuesday on ZDNet
    Yeah!

    And I forgot
    Just why I post
    Oh yeah, I'm first, so now I can boast
    I'm not that lame, the filters are blind
    Can you imagine a -- oh, nevermind

    I'm not rabid, like the zealots
    So they flamed me, they're just jealous
    Metamodding and IP bans
    Won't you use them on ol' sorehands?
    I don't want to beg for karma
    Don't hate patents, just your dogma
    I'm not insightful
    Not insightful


    This is an old troll, originally concocted by Yu Suzuki.

  4. Smells Like Trolldida! on IEEE Computing Covers Freenet · · Score: -1

    Load up on grits and bring your aunts
    They're fun to pour right down your pants
    Natalie is naked and turned to stone
    Oh no, OOG's gone, now I'm all alone

    Hello, hello, hello, Katz blows
    Hello, hello, hello, Katz blows

    I like trolling, it's contagious
    Here we are now, moderate us
    You don't like caps, post aborted?
    ASCII art plans, they are thwarted!
    I got bitchslapped, I dissed Bojay
    I post flamebait every Troll Day
    Yeah!

    First posting's what I do best
    And for this gift I feel blessed
    Commander T likes other men
    And always will until the end

    Hello, hello, hello, Katz blows
    Hello, hello, hello, Katz blows

    VA's stock price, it's disastrous
    Hey, does timmy ride the short bus?
    All they post now: Lars and Napster
    Well, this sure ain't stuff that matters
    Raymond shoots ten who don't 'get it'?
    Read it Tuesday on ZDNet
    Yeah!

    And I forgot
    Just why I post
    Oh yeah, I'm first, so now I can boast
    I'm not that lame, the filters are blind
    Can you imagine a -- oh, nevermind

    I'm not rabid, like the zealots
    So they flamed me, they're just jealous
    Metamodding and IP bans
    Won't you use them on ol' sorehands?
    I don't want to beg for karma
    Don't hate patents, just your dogma
    I'm not insightful
    Not insightful

  5. Re:Freenet... Why? on IEEE Computing Covers Freenet · · Score: -1

    But name a good use, for Freenet?

    That is all he was asking you idiot!

  6. Re:Indians on India Plans A Supercomputing Grid · · Score: -1

    Yeah and the fastest growing economy... China.

    Listen you dumb fucking Indians, India is a hole it will stay poor for a long time. The only reason India gets so much outsourcing is because it is so poor, and the labor is cheap. It has nothing to do with brainpower you proselytizing idiot.

  7. Re:"Weather predictions" on India Plans A Supercomputing Grid · · Score: -1

    Your right. India is not China. China has left India behind my freind. You do not see millions of Chinese people walking around barefoot like in piss poor India. The Chinese have left you behind Indian.

    Hail Emperor Mao!

  8. Re:India Already IS a Superpower, Mr Coward on India Plans A Supercomputing Grid · · Score: -1

    Progressive my ass! Indian politics is a vacuous hole. Everyone starts their own politicial party the second their is a disagreement in India. India will never be superpower anytime soon. You should look to the east, where China's economy has been growing for 7-10 percent a year for a long time and it has left you Indians(I can tell the parent poster is a dumb Indian) in the dust.

  9. A Plea for Troll Solidarity! on Kazaa Admits to Morpheus Shutdown · · Score: -1

    Trolls of the world unite
    Rise like Lions after slumber
    In unvanquishable number -
    Shake your chains to earth like dew
    Which in sleep had fallen on you -
    Ye are many - they are few
    Kill all moderators that connive against you!

  10. Re:IRC? on Kazaa Admits to Morpheus Shutdown · · Score: -1

    IRC is for people who have no life, to download lots of 0-day warez that they are not even gonna use.

  11. Re:Kazaa admits to trolling shutdown... on Kazaa Admits to Morpheus Shutdown · · Score: -1

    Dear Troll,

    We are plesed to inform you that, after careful consideration , we have accepted your troll into the Troll Library.

    You show a masterful skill at trolling.

    Thank you for your time and your contribution.

  12. Re:I like Garlic Bread... on Open Source Intelligence · · Score: -1

    Dear Troll,

    We are plesed to inform you that, after careful consideration , we have accepted your troll into the Troll Library.

    You show a masterful skill at trolling.

    Thank you for your time and your contribution.

  13. Added to the Troll Library on Open Source Intelligence · · Score: -1

    Dear Troll,

    We are plesed to inform you that, after careful consideration , we have accepted your troll into the Troll Library.

    You show a masterful skill at trolling.

    Thank you for your time and your contribution.

  14. Thanks, Added to Troll Library on China Wants Out of Spam Blocks · · Score: -1

    Dear Troll,

    We are plesed to inform you that, after careful consideration , we have accepted your troll into the Troll Library.

    You show a masterful skill at trolling.

    Thank you for your time and your contribution.

  15. Re:Shitty Poetry on Microsoft Trial Wends Onward · · Score: -1

    Dear Troll,

    We are plesed to inform you that, after careful consideration , we have accepted your troll into the Troll Library.

    You show a masterful skill at trolling.

    Thank you for your time and your contribution.

  16. Re:apply this before posting these physics stories on Table Top Fusion Courtesy of Tiny Bubbles · · Score: -1

    Dear Troll,

    We are plesed to inform you that, after careful consideration , we have accepted your troll into the Troll Library.

    You show a masterful skill at trolling.

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  17. Re:Nobody better tell Osama ... on Table Top Fusion Courtesy of Tiny Bubbles · · Score: -1

    Dear Troll,

    We are plesed to inform you that, after careful consideration , we have accepted your troll into the Troll Library.

    You show a masterful skill at trolling.

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  18. Re:Rock on, Intel! on Slashback: 640K, Pioneer, Payback · · Score: -1

    Dear Troll,

    We are plesed to inform you that, after careful consideration , we have accepted your troll into the Troll Library.

    You show a masterful skill at trolling.

    Thank you for your time and your contribution.

    P.S. The write your representitives thing was genius! It always fools the idiots who believe in the sancitity of our politicial system. I look forward to more of your work.

  19. Re:cleveland.com is in trouble on U.S. Cybersquatting Law Goes Global · · Score: -1

    Dear Troll,

    We are plesed to inform you that, after careful consideration , we have accepted your troll into the Troll Library.

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  20. The Crypto Anarchist Manifesto on Turnitin.com - Placebo for Plagiarism or Worse? · · Score: -1

    A specter is haunting the modern world, the specter of crypto anarchy.

    Computer technology is on the verge of providing the ability for individuals and groups to communicate and interact with each other in a totally anonymous manner. Two persons may exchange messages, conduct business, and negotiate electronic contracts without ever knowing the True Name, or legal identity, of the other. Interactions over networks will be untraceable, via extensive re-routing of encrypted packets and tamper-proof boxes which implement cryptographic protocols with nearly perfect assurance against any tampering. Reputations will be of central importance, far more important in dealings than even the credit ratings of today. These developments will alter completely the nature of government regulation, the ability to tax and control economic interactions, the ability to keep information secret, and will even alter the nature of trust and reputation.

    The technology for this revolution--and it surely will be both a social and economic revolution--has existed in theory for the past decade. The methods are based upon public-key encryption, zero-knowledge interactive proof systems, and various software protocols for interaction, authentication, and verification. The focus has until now been on academic conferences in Europe and the U.S., conferences monitored closely by the National Security Agency. But only recently have computer networks and personal computers attained sufficient speed to make the ideas practically realizable. And the next ten years will bring enough additional speed to make the ideas economically feasible and essentially unstoppable. High-speed networks, ISDN, tamper-proof boxes, smart cards, satellites, Ku-band transmitters, multi-MIPS personal computers, and encryption chips now under development will be some of the enabling technologies.

    The State will of course try to slow or halt the spread of this technology, citing national security concerns, use of the technology by drug dealers and tax evaders, and fears of societal disintegration. Many of these concerns will be valid; crypto anarchy will allow national secrets to be trade freely and will allow illicit and stolen materials to be traded. An anonymous computerized market will even make possible abhorrent markets for assassinations and extortion. Various criminal and foreign elements will be active users of CryptoNet. But this will not halt the spread of crypto anarchy.

    Just as the technology of printing altered and reduced the power of medieval guilds and the social power structure, so too will cryptologic methods fundamentally alter the nature of corporations and of government interference in economic transactions. Combined with emerging information markets, crypto anarchy will create a liquid market for any and all material which can be put into words and pictures. And just as a seemingly minor invention like barbed wire made possible the fencing- off of vast ranches and farms, thus altering forever the concepts of land and property rights in the frontier West, so too will the seemingly minor discovery out of an arcane branch of mathematics come to be the wire clippers which dismantle the barbed wire around intellectual property.

    Arise, you have nothing to lose but your barbed wire fences!

  21. Some Plagarism on Turnitin.com - Placebo for Plagiarism or Worse? · · Score: -1

    THE BLACK BLOC: FIGHTING BACK

    The pieces below are edited individual comments from the
    interesting Autopsy discussion list at
    aut-op-sy@lists.village.virginia.edu. They are deliberately
    anonymous. Following is a reply from a member of the Black
    Bloc and alongside our own view of the Black Bloc
    phenomenon.

    The black bloc is not a very precise label. Talk of the multitude
    avoids political responsibility for actions and tactics that seem
    to lose political content but which have political consequences.
    Summit sieges are a less than bright idea, the very opposite of
    direct action. The "sieges" remain on a symbolic level
    whatever the degree of militancy. I hoped Genoa would turn
    away from abstract protests against world capital and towards
    direct action. But that would have meant that the most "militant"
    protesters removing themselves from centre stage and
    listening to other voices. What is evolving is an agenda that
    unites liberals and 'militants': "Serve the people!" "Act and
    decide on behalf of the people", "in the best interest of the
    people". What the black bloc or summit sieges have to do with
    an anarchist or social revolutionary perspective, escapes me.

    The black bloc originated in the German autonomist movement
    in the 1980s. In Germany the autonomists often excluded the
    majority of workers as complicit in imperialist exploitation and
    oppression; they thought it more radical to build an anti-fascist
    core of resistance than build mass struggles. I thought that the
    black bloc was a good tactic despite its shortcomings. On the
    negative side, wearing a uniform must have had internal
    repercussions such as reinforcing conformity and militaristic
    tendencies. Externally the threatening appearance of a tight
    group of masked people helped keep up the divide between
    autonomists and other workers. In a situation where demos
    were often banned and attacked by cops and where it was
    necessary to physically disrupt groups of fascists a black bloc
    could add a lot to the defensive and offensive capabilities of a
    demo. Skip to Seattle 1999. In hindsight the window smashing
    black bloc was an important step in building a mass
    anti-capitalist movement. Many people who cou

    Understanding that the black bloc is not a monolith but a
    variety of affinity groups who can adopt different tactics, I still
    think we should discuss the nature and politics of 'created
    confrontation' with the state in a demonstration setting. I am
    not suggesting we scrap the idea, but that we try to think about
    when it works and when it doesn't and try to raise the political
    level of those discussions. When do we decide to engage in
    direct confrontations with the police? Do we consider issues
    like the balance of forces, the intent of the demonstration, the
    presence of children, etc? I have seen people link up and
    promote fights in the worst possible situations (out-numbered,
    near the children in a march, etc.) I have also seen a lack of
    respect for the rest of the demonstration. Being in an
    'autonomous' group does not mean we renounce respect for
    and responsibility for others. To act in a way which merely
    pleases us is no less individualistic and egotistical because
    there happen to be a group of us.
    This addiction to action, which is as bad as perpetual
    theorizing, tends to involve a refusal to raise political questions,
    a kind of hardcore anti-intellectualism. So how do we raise the
    political level? What kind of other political work is necessary?
    What about political activity at the point of production? How do
    we help draw political connections between the workplace, the
    neighborhood, and the demonstrations? One critical issue is
    the disjunction between working class communities of color
    and the very white (in the rich countries) anti-globalisation
    movement. Is there a point to attacking small shops, cars, etc?
    Why attack a car and encourage the cops to start on you when
    there is by no means any critical mass to offer protection
    against a large number of police? When is the right time to use
    violence at this point in the movement? Of course, we are right
    to use violence when attacked by the police. But random acts
    of violence seem futile. I don't want some white rich kid
    trashing some worki

    My partner was at the underpass in Genoa when the white
    overalls march was attacked. There was already a riot going
    on, burnt-out cars in the road and black bloc-ers fighting with
    the police. Some white overalls were shouting for people to
    clear the way so that they could engage with the police but at
    that moment tear gas was fired and the police attacked with a
    level of violence, which was perhaps more than the white
    overall tactic, could handle. We've got to keep in mind how
    messy these things always are. She couldn't discern any split
    in the movement, from where she was it seemed very much
    that the different tactics blended into one. She's talked about
    how non-violent it was even in the midst of rioting, non-violent
    in the sense of co-operation and common purpose between
    protesters not non-violence towards the police. Afterwards
    when she'd got back she could make sense of it and see how
    the black bloc tactic had interfered with the white overalls. But
    then again all the different tactics are based on t

    I'm part of a loosely affiliated international group of individuals
    known as the Black Bloc. We don't have a party platform, and
    you don't have to sign anything or go to any meetings to join
    us. We show up at all kinds of demonstrations, from actions to
    free Mumia Abu Jamal, to protests against the sanctions in
    Iraq, and at just about every meeting of international financial
    and political organizations from the WTO to the G8. Although
    most anarchists would never wear black bandanas over their
    faces or break windows at McDonalds, almost all of us are
    anarchists. Most folks I know who have used Black Bloc
    tactics have day jobs working for non-profits. Some are school
    teachers, labour organizers or students. Some don't have
    full-time jobs, but instead spend most of their time working for
    change in their communities. They start urban garden projects
    and bike libraries; they cook food for Food Not Bombs and
    other groups. These are thinking and caring folks who, if they
    did not have radical political and social
    The Black Bloc is a fairly recent phenomenon, probably
    first seen in the U.S. in the early '90s and evolving out of
    protest tactics in Germany in the '80s. The Black Bloc may be
    in part a response to the large-scale repression of activist
    groups by the FBI during the '60s, '70s and '80s. It is
    impossible at this point to form a radical activist group without
    the fear of infiltration and disruption by the police and for some,
    taking militant direct action in the streets with very little planning
    and working only with small networks of friends are the only
    meaningful forms of protest available. Although there is no
    consensus among us on what we all believe, I think I can
    safely say that we have a few ideas in common.
    The first is the basic anarchist philosophy that we do not
    need or want governments or laws to decide our actions.
    Instead, we imagine a society where there is true liberty for all,
    where work and play are shared by everyone and where those
    in need are taken care of by the voluntary and mutual aid of
    their communities. Beyond this vision of an ideal society, we
    believe that public space is for everyone. We have a right to go
    where we want, when we want and governments should not
    have the right to control our movements, especially in order to
    hold secret meetings of groups like the WTO, which make
    decisions that affect millions.
    We believe that destroying the property of oppressive and
    exploitative corporations like The Gap is an acceptable and
    useful protest tactic. We believe that we have the right to
    defend ourselves when we are in physical danger from tear
    gas, batons, armored personnel carriers and other law
    enforcement technology. We reject the idea that police should
    be allowed to control our actions at all. Abuse by the police is
    not only endemic, it is inherent. We live in a society that is
    racist and homophobic and sexist and unless that is taken out
    of our society, it cannot be taken out of the cops who enforce
    the rules of our society. In an even larger view, we live in a
    society that has agreed to give some people the right to control
    what others do. This creates a power imbalance that cannot be
    remedied even with reforms of the police. It is not just that
    police abuse their power, we believe that the existence of
    police is an abuse of power. Most of us believe that if cops are
    in the way of where we want to go or
    There have been hours of debate in both the mainstream
    and left-wing press about the Black Bloc. The mainstream
    media's current consensus is that the Black Bloc is bad and
    extremely dangerous. The progressive media's most common
    line is that the Black Bloc is bad, but at least there aren't many
    of us. Everyone seems to call Black Bloc protesters violent.
    Violence is a tricky concept. I'm not totally clear what actions
    are violent, and what are not. And when is a violent action
    considered self defense? I believe that using the word violent
    to describe breaking the window of a Nike store takes meaning
    away from the word. Nike makes shoes out of toxic chemicals
    in poor countries using exploitative labor practices. Then they
    sell the shoes for vastly inflated prices to poor black kids from
    the first world. In my view, this takes resources out of poor
    communities on both sides of the globe, increasing poverty and
    suffering. I think poverty and suffering could well be described
    as violent, or at least as cre
    The biggest complaint that the left has expressed about
    the Black Bloc is that we make the rest of the protesters look
    bad. It is understandably frustrating for organizers who have
    spent months planning a demonstration when a group of scary
    looking young people get all of the news coverage by lighting
    things on fire. Yet what is missing in this critique is an
    acknowledgement that the corporate media never covers the
    real content of demonstrations. Militant demonstration and
    peaceful protest alike are rarely covered by the media at all.
    Although I too wish that the media would cover all styles of
    protest, or, more importantly, the underlying issues inspiring
    the protest, I'm also aware that militant tactics do get media
    attention. And I think that is a good thing.
    I started my activist work during the Gulf War, and learned
    early that sheer numbers of people at demonstrations are
    rarely enough to bring the media out. During the war I spent
    weeks organizing demonstrations against the war. In one case,
    thousands showed up to demonstrate. But again and again, the
    newspapers and television ignored us. It was a major contrast
    the first time I saw someone break a window at a
    demonstration and suddenly we were all on the six o'clock
    news. The militant mood of anti-globalization protests in the last
    couple years has undeniably contributed to the level of
    attention that globalization is now getting in the media. And
    although the Black Bloc is not the only reason for this, I believe
    that George Bush II felt compelled to directly address the
    protesters at the G8 summit in Genoa because of the media
    coverage that our movement is finally getting. A second
    complaint that I have heard from non-Black Bloc protesters is
    that they don't like our masks. I've been yelled at by protest
    Some of the critiques of the Black Bloc by the left come
    from our own acceptance of the values of our corrupt society.
    There is outcry when some kids move a dumpster into the
    street and light it on fire. Most people conclude the protesters
    are doing this to give themselves a thrill, and I can't deny that
    there is a thrilling rush of adrenaline each time I risk myself in
    this way. But how many of us forgive ourselves for occasionally
    buying a T-Shirt from The Gap, even though we know that our
    dollars are going directly to a corporation that violently exploits
    their workers? Why is occasional "shopping therapy" more
    acceptable than finding joy in an act of militant protest that may
    be limited in its usefulness? I would argue that even if Black
    Bloc protests only served to enrich the lives of those who do
    them, they are still better for the world than spending money at
    the multiplex, getting drunk or other culturally sanctioned forms
    of entertainment or relaxation.
    I have my own criticisms of what I'm doing and of the
    efficacy of my protest tactics. Property destruction, spray
    painting and looking menacing on TV is clearly not enough to
    bring on a revolution. The Black Bloc won't change the world. I
    dislike the feeling of danger or at least the fear of danger at
    protests for those who do not want to be in danger --
    particularly for the kids, pregnant women and older folks I see
    there. I really hate the annoying use of pseudo-military jargon
    like "communiqué" and "bloc" by my "comrades." But mostly I
    hate hearing myself and my friends trashed by every
    mainstream organizing group and in every left-wing rag.
    Although this is not true for everyone in the Black Bloc, I
    respect the strategies of most other left-wing groups. At
    demonstrations I attempt to use Black Bloc actions to protect
    non-violent protesters or to draw police attention away from
    them. When this is not possible, I try to just stay out of the way
    of other protesters. Despite my concerns, I think that Bl

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  22. Re:On the topic of reclaiming Slashdot: on Kazaa Conundrum -- The Plot Thickens · · Score: -1

    Trolldom is not a place, it is more of an ethnic identity. We trolls a small yet vocal slashdot minority that help this site to thrive. The American Jews run control the media, but trolls control Slashdot. Take that you fucking Jews.

    Troll National Anthem

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    Kill all moderators that connive against you!

  23. Re:first spork on Disney Blames Apple For Music Piracy · · Score: -1

    Fuck you AC trolls.

    -1 is where you belong, by default, not through the merit of your trolls. All trolls are created equal through Malda, at -1! Fooker!

  24. Re:On the topic of reclaiming Slashdot: on Kazaa Conundrum -- The Plot Thickens · · Score: -1

    Trolls are the blood of slashdot, without which this site would die. Do not forget this.

    -1, is where the party is at! -1 is where all the interesting comments belong! Long live Trolldom!

  25. Re:hmmm.... on Augmented Reality: Enhanced Perception · · Score: -1

    Again with the simplistic USSR bad, US good Libertarian bullshit. Go dig up Ayn Rand's grave and fuck her rotting carcass.