I still jump on people in fights and eat mushrooms. The strange thing though is that I don't get bigger with the mushrooms, other people do. I can also hurl fireballs but they don't do anything.
I think the Nintendo guys need to come forward and explain why they mislead youth in their game.
In the beginning when God created the Up Quark, the Down Quark, the Top Quark, the Bottom Quark; then the Charm Quark, the Strange Quark; also he made the Tau Neutrino, the Muon Neutrino, the Electron Neutrino. Then he saw that the mattercules where good. Then he made the number one, and separated it from 0. Then he made Latin so that he could coax the rest of the crap made from nothing...
I was in my house browsing the "tubes" when all of a sudden there were bangs coming from every direction. I looked out and everyone was getting in their cars, suvs, helicopters, and canoes. I looked outside everywhere and from my rooftop for a sign of disaster. I checked the news, nothing was on. Then my wife came in and said,"Honey, you want to go to Chili's?". Then it struck me. Desperate Housewives was on and had an ad blurt about Chili's.
Good thing I read this on Slashdot or might be into my 12½ margarita by now.
Tom Smykowski: It was a "Jump to Conclusions" mat. You see, it would be this mat that you would put on the floor... and would have different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO.
Michael Bolton: That's the worst idea I've ever heard in my life, Tom.
Samir: Yes, this is horrible, this idea.
Slashdot Mirror
Is that the article itself is a yawn seed.
Goodnight.
I still jump on people in fights and eat mushrooms. The strange thing though is that I don't get bigger with the mushrooms, other people do. I can also hurl fireballs but they don't do anything.
I think the Nintendo guys need to come forward and explain why they mislead youth in their game.
In the beginning when God created the Up Quark, the Down Quark, the Top Quark, the Bottom Quark; then the Charm Quark, the Strange Quark; also he made the Tau Neutrino, the Muon Neutrino, the Electron Neutrino. Then he saw that the mattercules where good. Then he made the number one, and separated it from 0. Then he made Latin so that he could coax the rest of the crap made from nothing...
I was in my house browsing the "tubes" when all of a sudden there were bangs coming from every direction. I looked out and everyone was getting in their cars, suvs, helicopters, and canoes. I looked outside everywhere and from my rooftop for a sign of disaster. I checked the news, nothing was on. Then my wife came in and said,"Honey, you want to go to Chili's?". Then it struck me. Desperate Housewives was on and had an ad blurt about Chili's.
Good thing I read this on Slashdot or might be into my 12½ margarita by now.
The Microsoft will get angry for such terrible lies. The Microsoft will never stop its rampage across the world. You'll never find my heart!!1!!one
P.S. Can you guys build me a nuclear reactor so that I can awash the masses with VISTA!
MUUahahahaa, muahahahaha
I guess the border patrol will switch over to the string tied sweatpants.
I thought it would be impossible to get a rescue mission to that depth in the ocean for their lawyers. Kudos I guess.
Just think of all the tubes that would get filled up with mucus and pus. The Internet would come to a dead stop!
Tom Smykowski: It was a "Jump to Conclusions" mat. You see, it would be this mat that you would put on the floor... and would have different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO. Michael Bolton: That's the worst idea I've ever heard in my life, Tom. Samir: Yes, this is horrible, this idea.