DATELINE: October 2006. George W Bush enters a New York recording studio, and with Phil Spector at the helm (and backing from the Rummy-ettes), records this little ditty...
{SPOKEN}
Are we good to go? Yeah? Just bring up the strings a little, will ya?
That mad Korean despot's gone a bit too far
(That dude Jong's dumb dumb; ol' Kim's done wrong)
Somebody told me that he's nu-cu-lar
(That dude Jong's dumb dumb; ol' Kim's done wrong)
Yeah...we ain't afraid
When...do we invade?
When...all the Kool-Aid's gone
We'll boot Jong's bum bum; ol' Kim's not strong...
He bombed us at Pearl Harbour and enslaved the Kurds!
(although that's wrong wrong, we'll play along...)
He looks like Brains from The Thunderbirds!
(That dude Jong's dumb dumb; ol' Kim's done wrong)
Yeah...we'll have some fun!
Yeah...just like Saigon
Yeah...send in Sly Stallone
That dude Jong's dumb dumb; ol' Kim's done wrong
[Clinton sax solo]
War will be our first...I mean, our last resort
(That dude Jong's dumb dumb; ol' Kim's done wrong)
Least this time we've got UN support
(That dude Jong's dumb dumb; ol' Kim's done wrong)
Yeah...we're lookin' bad
Yeah...we've screwed Baghdad
So...right through Washington
It's "Let's get Jong Jong; let's make Kim gone..."
[Ad-lib]
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
(That dude Jong's dumb dumb; ol' Kim's done wrong)
We can win this one!
(That dude Jong's dumb dumb; ol' Kim's done wrong)
Dad'll be so proud...
(That dude Jong's dumb dumb; ol' Kim's done wrong)
We havin' Chinese for dinner, Laura?
(That dude Jong's dumb dumb; ol' Kim's done wrong)
[FADE TO APPLE]
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DATELINE: October 2006. George W Bush enters a New York recording studio, and with Phil Spector at the helm (and backing from the Rummy-ettes), records this little ditty... {SPOKEN} Are we good to go? Yeah? Just bring up the strings a little, will ya? That mad Korean despot's gone a bit too far (That dude Jong's dumb dumb; ol' Kim's done wrong) Somebody told me that he's nu-cu-lar (That dude Jong's dumb dumb; ol' Kim's done wrong) Yeah...we ain't afraid When...do we invade? When...all the Kool-Aid's gone We'll boot Jong's bum bum; ol' Kim's not strong... He bombed us at Pearl Harbour and enslaved the Kurds! (although that's wrong wrong, we'll play along...) He looks like Brains from The Thunderbirds! (That dude Jong's dumb dumb; ol' Kim's done wrong) Yeah...we'll have some fun! Yeah...just like Saigon Yeah...send in Sly Stallone That dude Jong's dumb dumb; ol' Kim's done wrong [Clinton sax solo] War will be our first...I mean, our last resort (That dude Jong's dumb dumb; ol' Kim's done wrong) Least this time we've got UN support (That dude Jong's dumb dumb; ol' Kim's done wrong) Yeah...we're lookin' bad Yeah...we've screwed Baghdad So...right through Washington It's "Let's get Jong Jong; let's make Kim gone..." [Ad-lib] Yeah yeah yeah yeah (That dude Jong's dumb dumb; ol' Kim's done wrong) We can win this one! (That dude Jong's dumb dumb; ol' Kim's done wrong) Dad'll be so proud... (That dude Jong's dumb dumb; ol' Kim's done wrong) We havin' Chinese for dinner, Laura? (That dude Jong's dumb dumb; ol' Kim's done wrong) [FADE TO APPLE]
Baberfish doesnt get nuked , lets hope.
Aibo. PlaystationAibo. Sony's dogma runs over everyone's karma.
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