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  1. Nonsense! on Call For Halt To Wikipedia Webcomic Deletions · · Score: 0

    Nonsense! Slashdot is CowboyNeal!

  2. Ah. on Call For Halt To Wikipedia Webcomic Deletions · · Score: 0

    In other words, our knobs don't go all the way to eleven.

  3. Well... on Over-50s Invade the Social Networking Scene · · Score: 0

    Anarchy is like, bogus, man.

  4. Re:Where's the 250 Foot Robot? on Gouge Found on Shuttle Endeavour's Underside · · Score: 0

    Bullshit, nothing takes five minutes!

  5. Re:Heretic! on The Heretical Freeman Dyson · · Score: 0

    Um, no. My models are test-driven. Btw, anyone else read

  6. Re:More juice! on DirectX 10 Hardware Is Now Obsolete · · Score: 0

    I've just had an acid flashback of Ben stealing a box full of bunnies...

  7. Re:something very wrong with this logic on Federal Anti-Obscenity Program Comes Up Limp · · Score: 0

    /me goes back to RTFA :)

  8. Re:Federally Funded?? on Federal Anti-Obscenity Program Comes Up Limp · · Score: 0

    The Internet Is For Pr0n?

  9. Re:So much idiocy, so little time... on Federal Anti-Obscenity Program Comes Up Limp · · Score: 2, Funny

    Whoa. Did you say virgin daughters???

  10. Re:Explain to me how... on Buffer Overflow Found in RFID Passport Readers · · Score: 2, Funny
    Here, I corrected it for you.

    1. Passport is scanned
    2. Bufferoverflow runs handcrafted code
    3. RFID reader claims that this is indeed John Smith, and this is his picture, nonwithstaning the fact that there is
    [...]
    4. Profit!!

    Amsterdam, here we go!
  11. That's interesting... on Buffer Overflow Found in RFID Passport Readers · · Score: 1

    It's just that they keep hiring complete morons that have no idea what they're doing to work on the systems.
    I see that where I work all the time! Must be the new trend...
  12. Nonsense! on Federal Anti-Obscenity Program Comes Up Limp · · Score: 1

    I, for one, was shoved ass-first through CowboyNeal's penis, insensitive clod!

  13. Re:Explain to me how... on Buffer Overflow Found in RFID Passport Readers · · Score: 0, Troll

    Would it be possible to find out if my flight is going to crash? (Yeah, I live in Sao Paulo)

  14. Re:Clive Barker's "Undying" on How FPS Storylines Are Written · · Score: 1

    That game was so creepy I couldn't really play it. Really scary stuff.

  15. heh on Security Researcher Chases Virus Maker Off the Net · · Score: 1

    This must've been fun to watch. When I was in college I made a recursive batch file be called at boot on all PCs before a crappy class. Interestingly enough, most people couldn't fix it, despite being in 2nd year of Computer Science. Okay, that was lame. I'll be taking my leave now :)

  16. Hmm... on Smart Sunglasses · · Score: 1

    Those worked very nice for Ultraviolet. Now all we need is mood-sensitive clothes and hair. And katanas!!! Oh, wait, I already have mood-sensitive hair.

    Personally, I'll wait for the Elite edition, with x-ray and stuff.