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  1. Re:Ninja Gaiden on Balancing Challenge Against Frustration In Games · · Score: 0

    Ninja Gaiden is IMHO the most brilliant action game ever.

    Ninja Gaiden is a game you play out of rage.

    Team Ninja are the masters of infuriating and mocking your ineptitude. They punish you hard for not keeping up with Ryu's badassery.

    Should you play horribly enough, you are presented with an option to play in 'Ninja Dog' mode - complete with a cutscene of Ryu's master ashamed of his failure - cursed to wear a silly pinky wristband for the rest of the game.

    Thankfully, those controllers were quite sturdy.

  2. Yarr! on 2008 Is the Coldest Year of the 21st Century · · Score: 4, Funny

    Score one fer bloody pirates, mate!

  3. Re:WAAAAAR on Blizzard Unveils Wrath of the Lich King Cinematic · · Score: 0

    Blizzard could just pick up Igor Dolvich famous line: WAR, what is it good for?

    Here, fixed it for you.

  4. Re:Who is valuing these minutes? on FEMA Phones Hacked, Calls Made To Mideast and Asia · · Score: 0

    A quarter of schwag isn't worth much more than $20-$30 (at least on the east coast).

    Dude, from a Brazilian standpoint I must say, you guys sure pay a *lot* for bad pot.

  5. Re:I Call Shennanigans! on Diablo 3 Developer Explains Health and Potion Changes · · Score: 0

    insanely fast transitions that would leave you saying "WTF just killed me?!"

    While hammering something like "TP plz?!?!" Diablo's annoying lightnings were usually instakill on hell.

  6. Re:Marvel Alliance Diablo gameplay on Diablo 3 Developer Explains Health and Potion Changes · · Score: 0

    Exactly. Those people haven't been to hell on ladder. It's another game entirely. Oh, the chills of telebaaling for hours.

  7. Re:Finally! on Diablo 3 Developer Explains Health and Potion Changes · · Score: 0

    you carry 12 massive hammers and a magic box with 2 massive hammers inside it

    It's a Horadrik Cube, insensitive clod!

  8. Re:Yeah right on MS To Become Open Source Friendly Post Gates · · Score: 0

    I can only see Microsoft going Open Source when they finally glue Ballmer's hand to a chair. Then he'll follow it out the window when he throws it.

    That'd be quite a stunt! Well, at least you'd say he left Windows, always a good thing.

  9. Re:Huh?! on G8 Summit Aims To Kill International Piracy · · Score: 0

    I *am* kitten, insensitive clod!

  10. Re:Tweet! on Open Source Twitter Competitor Emerges · · Score: 0

    Well, is the monk still playing?

  11. Re:Am I the only one... on RIAA Wants To Throw In the Towel On 3-Year-Old Case · · Score: 0

    No sir, I was about to comment on that. I was like, wtf, suing for listening to... uh... Mickey Mouse songs?

  12. The Horror? on In Japan, a 900 Gigabyte Upload Cap, Downloads Uncapped · · Score: 0

    Most impressive, I say I live in a small town near São Paulo, where Telefonica has complete monopoly over a laughable broadband. http://www1.folha.uol.com.br/folha/informatica/ult124u419329.shtml I wish i still had a modem sitting around sometimes.

  13. Re:for the love of God noooooooo....... on Finding Fault With Google's Privacy Policy · · Score: 0

    Nonsense! I too rickrolled, insensitive clod!

  14. Re:unHappy World! on Dial-Up Users "Don't Want Broadband" · · Score: 0

    Sure it does! At minimum you need the grass, a fine piece of paper and a cigarette lighter. In the event you find these acessories lacking, you can improvise with bread paper and your stove.

  15. Re:8.4? on Linux Desktop Distro Shootout · · Score: 0

    AFAIK, the Ubuntu naming is based on release date, i.e 8.04 => 2008/04. The lolcat naming, on the other hand, follows a /([A-Z])\w+\s\1\w+/ scheme, where $1 is incremented one character per release.

  16. Re:The rest of the world is still struggling .... on Pakistan YouTube Block Breaks the World · · Score: 0

    A bit less hyperbole might have been more apt here, dear editors.
    Ah, but you see... This is not your regular, daisy apt cow... No, not at all. In fact, This APT has Super Cow Powers !!
  17. Re:internet Pranks vs Internet Pranks on Internet Pranks in Schools · · Score: 0

    Eh? Sir, could you please be more specific as to what are they pulling off? Thank you.

  18. Re:I guess I dodged a bullet on Internet Pranks in Schools · · Score: 1, Funny

    OH!!! So it was *you*, insensitive clod! Thanks for teaching me the fine arts of BASIC, though.

  19. Re:AMD still ahead for some things on Is AMD Dead Yet? · · Score: 0

    Have you ever tried that new videogame from Microsoft? I hear it kicks those CPU's in the butt. AND, it's *super* reliable! Just a heads-up ;)

  20. Re:Yeah, like my plants need to remind me to water on Plants Use Twitter to Tell You to Water Them · · Score: 0

    Well, you're doing it wrong, then!

  21. Re:OMFG! on Users Worldwide Feel Internet Is 'Safer' · · Score: 0

    You forgot porn.

  22. Absolutely no. on The History of Slashdot Part 4 - Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow · · Score: 0

    Not here, not now, not ever.

  23. Re:A Gift for those who love Brazilian music on Brazilian Pop Music Scene Thrives on Piracy · · Score: 0

    Shhh. They have powerful broadbands, you insensitive clod! On a sidenote, Sikora's www.ijigg.com is from Brazil as well.

  24. Re:i still don't get it..... on String Theory in Two Minutes · · Score: 0

    He completely lost me on the 2nd bud.

  25. Heh. on Call For Halt To Wikipedia Webcomic Deletions · · Score: 0

    So it is really the end of times. Well, it sure as hell's funny to watch.