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  1. Well, for one thing... on Will Humanoid Robots Take All the Jobs by 2050? · · Score: 1

    ... robots could very well take the place of prostitutes and strippers, especially exotic ones. Think of the killing they'd make! No need for tips, no week-on-the-rag, well, they'd be perfect!

  2. Re:Beware the Joe-Job on Russian Minister Gets Spammed, Spams Back · · Score: 2, Funny
    If the spammer choses to retaliate, they could find themselves on the recieving end of some policemen that figure it is ok to beat the fuck out of a suspect.
    IN SOVIET RUSSIA...

    suspects fuck the shit out of the beat.

  3. Re:Well of course! on House Overturns FCC Media Consolidation Plan · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Pig hogger is well beyond the reach of the secret service. Nyah! nyah! nyah!

  4. Well of course! on House Overturns FCC Media Consolidation Plan · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    Of course, the mor0n will veto! That asshole has only one allegiance, to the almighty buck and he has big cr0porations to answer to.

    Will one of the marines in the presidential guard be a true patriot and shoot the fucking bastard?

  5. Re:Why not disclose the stuff? on Skeptical Reactions To SCO From Around The Globe · · Score: 1
    Umm, the NDA?
    NDA, SHMDA.
    If you think it can't hurt you, why don't you sign it?
    I never said anything about signing it, I just talked about disclosing it if someone would forward it to me. SCO can try to sue my ass off, I'm not in the US, and in any case, I cannot be legally the object of a seizure of assets.
  6. Why not disclose the stuff? on Skeptical Reactions To SCO From Around The Globe · · Score: -1, Troll

    Jeez! In order to see the disputed code, SCO makes one sign a NDA. Fine. What's to prevent him from passing the data to someone else who then posts it? You can be sure if anyone e-mailed me the code, I'd post it in a jiffy.

  7. Re:Because on Next Wave Of Hard Drive Tech: Perpendicular Recording · · Score: 1

    You don't need a zippy 2GB drive, you just need an extra 2GB of RAM... :) :) :)

  8. Re:Because on Next Wave Of Hard Drive Tech: Perpendicular Recording · · Score: 1
    But no, that would make too much sense. Instead, they'll shrink the drive, requiring radical new (and untested in the wilds) technologies just to keep up with the same overall size.
    - sigh - I often wonder how much stuff could be packed in a 16-platter douhle-height 8 inch hard-disk drive...
  9. Re:Hrmm on Saving the Net · · Score: 1, Funny

    Fuck. **never again hammer-dialing**!!!!

  10. The real culprit: money. on Saving the Net · · Score: 1, Insightful
    The real culprit is money and greed.

    And who embodies better money and greed than croporations, who themselves are bigger than many countries?

    The robber barons of yesteryear must be staring in stupendous awe from hell!!!

  11. Bike. Masturbate. Fuck. on Getting Back Into Shape While At The Office? · · Score: 1
    I work from home. Whenever I run errands, I do it on my bike, carefully making sure I go as far as possible (even though the market is by the corner). And, once in a while, I whip it out and cream it off while watching some downloaded pr0n.

    Then, at night, I head to the bars - on my bike again; chicks dig guys in spandex: no risk of false advertising!

  12. ANd how are they gonna enforce that? on SCO Awarded UNIX Copyright Regs, McBride Interview · · Score: 4, Interesting

    And how do they intend to enforce that, as long as there is no judgment yet????

  13. Kuro5hin mirror on When Good Spammers Go Bad · · Score: 1, Offtopic
  14. Easy to abuse. on RFID Tags on Mach3 Razorblades Snap Your Photo · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Such a system is very easy to abuse.
    1. Pick-up some blades, making sure you are snapped by the camera.
    2. Move outside of the camera range
    3. Dump the razor blades somewhere else in the store
    4. Pass at the cash
    5. When you are stopped by store security, insist that they call the police to search you - only the police has the right to search you
    6. When the police has found nothing at all, sue the store for false arrest (the manager will perhaps make a counter-offer for free merchandise - I have an aunt to got herself a free mink coat this way after she was arrested by store detectives at Eaton's [Macy's equivalent])
    7. ????
    8. profit!
    After 10-20 people do that trick, mabye the store will reconsider it's policy...
  15. French railroad "standard" procedure... on Honeytokens: The Other Honeypot · · Score: 2, Interesting
    French engines are fitted with a myriad of safeties who, once tripped, must be resetted in order for the train to proceed. However, to reset those safeties, you have to break a seal so the broken seal indicates that a safety feature has been tripped.

    So, whenever a careless engineer trips something, he merely writes in the log "deliberately tripped such and such safety to demonstrate it to so-and-so", and no one is the wiser...

  16. Time to wreck those industries. on House Bill to Make File-Sharing an Automatic Felony · · Score: 1
    Those desperate industries are ripe for being totally wrecked. Let's start swapping their crap until they are totaled. They just can't jail the whole population...

    Now, I call to all patriots to fire-up Kazaa and start spewing forth all your MP3s. It is your patriotic duty to kill, destroy and eradicate the music and movie industries who have subverted democracy to their sole advantage!!!

  17. But what jail will be big enough? on House Bill to Make File-Sharing an Automatic Felony · · Score: 4, Insightful

    But what jail will be big enough to hold all the fileswappers?

  18. I wonder... on Mojib Ribbon Game Promises Musical Spam · · Score: 3, Funny
    I wonder what it would yield when fed with viking sagas...

    (Remember the reason why spam is called "spam")...

  19. Re:Aren't there enough laws? on North Carolina Fights Back Against Lexmark · · Score: 1
    It's illegal to possess a nuclear weapon in my hometown, for example - carries a $500 fine.
    Is a peashooter loaded with an olive pit classified as a nuclear weapon????
  20. This won't kill Total Information Awareness... on Funding for TIA All But Dead · · Score: 1

    This won't kill Total Information Awareness. After all, information wants to be free!!!

  21. Do you guys really read Slashdot??? on Meet the DoJ's 'Anti-Piracy' Lawyers · · Score: 1

    Do you guys really read Slashdot??? I mean, officially, from your offices? Or just casually from home???

  22. Re:This will never happen... on PeopleSoft Deflects Oracle Takeover, So Far · · Score: 1
    This will never happen with opensource products, such as MySQL.

    (This post has been reposted again, account some moronic moderator moderating it as "overrated" - moderators, you will never win, we are more numerous than you are)

  23. Re:This will never happen... on PeopleSoft Deflects Oracle Takeover, So Far · · Score: -1, Redundant
    This will never happen with opensource products, such as MySQL.

    (Reposted, account some moronic moderator moderating it as "overrated")

  24. This will never happen... on PeopleSoft Deflects Oracle Takeover, So Far · · Score: -1, Redundant

    This will never happen with opensource products, such as MySQL.

  25. Re:Artists... on MP3 Creator On Sharing Music · · Score: 1

    No, for that, the artits would have to fuck the RIAA.