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  1. Canada in a nutshell... on Canadian Lawful Access Legislation · · Score: 2
    ... for the benefit of stupid yankees who are ignorant of what's outside of their borders.

    Canada (as we know it now) was founded in 1867. It was a business decision made by britshit business interests, as they realized they were not competent enough to compete against yankee businessmen.

    (The typical britshit way of doing business is to force people to buy their products; cas in point, horsepiss brewer molson, came to canada only to find french peasants drinking their own applejack cider (grapes would not grow satisfactorly, and in any case, the french mostly came from Normandy where everyone makes applejack cider anyways). So, rather than corner the cider market, molson displayed his true britshit incompetence by whining that people wouln't buy his piss to the governor who promply outlawed applejack cider making, thus forcing the peasants to buy his horsepiss, the only thing he knew how to make).

    Over the years, canada slightly evolved, but nevertheless remains mired as a britshit colony. But the main canadian problems remain the same thoughout the ages:

    • Keep the americans out.
    • Keep the french in.
    All while hoping that, somehow, the indians would simply vanish.

    The french were the first to introduce european civilization to north-america. Well before the Mayflower, a small colony was thriving along the banks of the St-Lawrence, in good harmony with the indians who gave the french the technology to survive the long winters. As the french are not as constipated towards private property as the britshit are, they certainly did not mind sharing the country with the indians, which being a totally different civilization, had very few competing interests.

    As there was plenty of interaction between the french and the indians, it is not surprising that it was french explorers who "discoved" (ha ha ha. Like if the indians didn't discover it first) most of the inside of the continent, as only them had the technology and knowledge to survive off the land, quite unlike most britshit (Baniel Boon was quite atypical in that respect) who never mingle with natives.

    When the britshit colonized Egypt, for example, they built themselves clubs surrounded by high walls so the would not see the natives. When France was in Egypt, they built schools to educate the natives for free.

    The french were also the only colonizers who did not exterminate the indians when they found out they could not enslave them. As they were not competing with the french for ressources (different civilizations), they were best left to themselves. Better yet, when the britshit expansion in New England pushed the Iroquois out, the french gladly accepted them in New-France and gave them territory, even though they used to be ennemies.

    This changed with the coming of the britshit, who promptly rounded the indians into reserves, and going about with their ultra-constitpated notions of private property, much to the dismay of the indians chiefs.

    The britshit also introduced biological warfare when lord amherst gave smallpox-infected blankets to indians. Truly the works of an unenligthened civilization whose only goal is rape, pillage and plunder!

    At first, when a handful of britshit found themselves at the head of a colony peopled with 60,000 french peasants, they quickly realized that their usual governing tricks (especially when it came to repression of the scatholics - as the totality of the french were [officially] scatholics). So, in order not to be kicked back at sea by the french and their indians allies, they compromised and allowed scatholicism to keep running rampant.

    This, of course, was the typical britshit incompetence at work, as this tolerance towards scatholics precipitated the american revolution... So, to keep a small worthless colony, the britshit risked and lost the prize jewel...

    Over time, the britshit merchants discovered one fantastic thing about scatholicism: for a devout scatholic, making a profit (be it through commerce, hard work or mere stock manipulation) is a one-way ticket to hell. So, they reasoned, if the french population was kept scatholic (and therefore ignorant), they would not face any competition while they set shop...

    So, those merchant princes, the Frobishers, McTavish, Redpath, Allan, etc. (the incompetent family compact) accumulated extraordinary wealth, by plundering natural ressources with the cheap labour provided by the ignorant (because scatholic) french.

    In order to perpetuate that status, when the britshit north america act (the constitution of canada) was elaborated in 1867 by the incompetent family compact, they made sure to enshrine in the constitution that education would be solely controlled by the scatholic church, for the french (and by the protestants for the britshit, of course). This is the reason of the economic backwardness of the french in canada, backwardness that is only starting to subside, as the french threw out the scatholic church en masse starting some 8-10 years after television was introduced in 1952.

    Canada went through the usual colonial troubles. In 1836-37, a rebellion tore apart the country, as mostly french people rebelled against the britshit (but the rebellion included a non negligeable amount of englishmen). The britshit army fought back with unparalleled savagery (until perhaps the nazis) and thousands of farms were burned to the ground. Resentment for this still survives to this day; and in fact, when the parliamant voted some 10 years later to indemnify the innocent victims of the destruction, a mob of brishit lowlifes (mostly businessmen and merchants) ransacked the parliament and burned it down to the ground, as that kind of people will not tolerate democracy.

    In 1867, the canadian population was half french, half britshit (the britshit certainly didn't count the indians). However, in typical britshit fashion, only the landowners were granted the right of vote; and as the french were systematically poorer, they were therefore underepresented. But this not preclude the existence of prominent french politicians, such as Wilfrid Laurier, who was the first french prime minister. However, do not let the frenchness fool you; the britshit would not let anyone become prime minister unless he displayed the utmost allegiance to the britshit interests... This held true of other french prime ministers: Louis St-Laurent, Pierre-Elliott Trudeau (this one declared martial law in 1970 and put his political opponents in jail), Brian Mulroney (well, he's irish, but in Québec, the irish very much became french) and Jean Chrétin.

  2. Re:Heh on Palladium, 'Trusted PCs' in the News · · Score: 3, Informative
    Infact Bill Gates himself called these TCPA chips as bouncers in your system to make sure everything is behaving properly. (bouncers??)
    Yes. This is a good thing. Properly behaved software is a good thing. Unbehaved software contains "bugs". Bugs are bad.
    In that case, let's not worry. Microsoft track record ensures that we will never see "properly behaved software" coming from them.
  3. Re:forces between objects? on The Casimir Effect · · Score: 1, Offtopic
    Correct me if I'm wrong, but Gravity only effects marcoscopic objects.
    Marcoscopic objects? Is that something you can see only if your name is "Marco"?

    Or did you mean narcoscopic objects, objects which can only be seen under the influence of narcotics???

  4. Re:forces between objects? on The Casimir Effect · · Score: 2
    isn't the force two objects excert on eachother called gravity?
    Obviously not. Gravity is inversely proportional to the square of the distance, whilst the Casimir effect is inversely proportional to the 4th power of the distance.
  5. Re:whats up with the picture? on 75th Anniversary of Television · · Score: 2
    And 75 years ago, when he first turned on his new invention to see if it worked, they already were airing episodes of I Love Lucy.. amazing.
    With a name like Farnsworth, I'd bet that it wasn't I love Lucy, but Futurama...
  6. 75 years? That much? on 75th Anniversary of Television · · Score: 2

    Where's the other 25 years??? I betcha people in Canada are saying...

  7. God is like pr0n! on Larry Wall On Perl, Religion, and... · · Score: 2
    The existance of atoms and quanta can be proven with mathematics (besides scientific observation) - they can be "seen" when you use the language of science. I know of no mathematical formula or scientific experimant that _proves_ the exisitance of God - so He truly is "un-seeable" (in the context of the physical world, anyway).
    God is like pr0n. I cannot define it precisely, but I sure know when I see some!
  8. Re:Larry sure knows how to coin a phrase... on Larry Wall On Perl, Religion, and... · · Score: 3, Funny

    Or they'll flock to Perl 6 dudes...

  9. Re:why did they fuck up? on Bamboozled at the Revolution · · Score: 2
    She was disturbed by the fact that the first chapter talked about how awful it was that Ben and Jerry's like to give away a ton of money to charity,
    What's awful with B&G is that they donate money to charity instead of giving you more ice cream for the big amount of money you pay them.
  10. Re:Wow, sounds deal-tastic! on Maxtor Announces 80GB Platters · · Score: 3, Funny
    If you get nervous about a week before the warranty expires, just power it up and smack it against something hard, but not hard enough to dent it. Then call them and say it just died.
    Should I back it up first???
  11. Tron 2??? on Interview with Tron Creator Steven Lisberger · · Score: 2

    Well, as long as there is as much spandex as in the first one, I'm game!

  12. Re:Stealing, eh? on MIT Steals Comic Book Character · · Score: 2
    Is it just me, or does the character look like half of all the manga/anime characters?
    Well, Lai is quite obviously a chinese name, so it is not surprising that the comic character be full of oriental comic influence. If the author was french, it would definitely look heavy-metal...
  13. Re:perfect! on MIT Steals Comic Book Character · · Score: 2
    he perfect soldier has a man's head and breasts! i would do a double take if i ever saw that on the battle field.
    Obviously, the newfangled soldier armor is silicone-powered...
  14. Re:Along with the forging of biometric signatures. on MIT Steals Comic Book Character · · Score: 2
    At any rate, words can be counted with discrete numbers. How does one evaluate how much of an image is original and how much, and to what extent, is an actual image 'plagiarized'?
    Well, you oughta know that an image is worth a thousand words...
  15. Re:I'd buy it. on Apple Secretly Maintaining x86 Port Of Mac OS X · · Score: 0, Troll
    Come on, Steve -- give me a 2-button trackpad on a Titanium powerbook, that's all I ask for.
    Don't you know that more than one button on a mouse will hopelessly confuse Macintrash users?
  16. Re:Stick with PPC on Apple Secretly Maintaining x86 Port Of Mac OS X · · Score: 2
    When Mac went from the 68K to the PPC, they included emulation software, do that the PPC could still run the 'legacy' 68K code. Because the PPC was enough faster than the 68K, the emulated code still ran with 'reasonably acceptable' speed.
    This is because in any given Macintosh application, some 95% of the code is OS code, and only 5% is application code.

    The OS code is, of course, compiled for the PPC chip, whereas the "legacy" application code is emulated. So, you end up with only about 5% of the code being emulated, which explains the 'reasonably acceptable' speed.

  17. Re:A better question: on The Ultimate Universal Remote Control · · Score: 4, Informative
    If you're having it built, have low-voltage relays installed throughout the house. The whole procedure is extremely well-documented in the "Time-Life Home Handyman" series of books, more precisely the "Advanced Wiring" book.

    The idea is to have a 12 volts 2 coil latching-relay on each lighting circuit. Since they are latching relays (one coil to turn it on, and the other to turn it off), they can be controlled by as many momentary SPDT switches as needed; you can also have as many "master consoles" as you need which consist of two rotary dials, one to turn on and the other to turn off the light.

    Some relays even offer a low-voltage "indicator" line, so the master console can have pilot lights to indicate which lights are on.

    I am surprised that this system is not more widespread in fancy homes, as I remember going to a school more than 30 years ago that had it's lighting controlled by that system.

    What's neat about it is that the big expensive high-votage wire (which has to be installed by a qualified electrician) only goes from the breaker panel to the light fixtures, instead of snaking through the walls to the light switches (and don't get me stated on the 3 or 4 way switches!!!). As the control is done through low-voltage, light switches can be extremely small and unobtrusive.

    Of course, it goes without saying that interfacing those to a computer would be an outright breeze...

  18. Java = Kenny? on "MS Killed Java" (on the Client) JL Founder · · Score: 2

    They killed kenny!!!

  19. Re:I just use ssh on Hotmail: Not Safe For Work? · · Score: 2

    What I do is fetchmail from my "regular" POP account on a Linux box at homme (connected 24/7), which I access either via IMAP from other PCs at home, or through SSH+PINE from work.

  20. So what's next? on Seagate Overcomes Superparamagnetic Limit · · Score: 2
    The notched electron?

    (I don't remember in which story this was - it was about a civilization whose collapse was traced to the failure of a single database index)...

  21. This is stupid... on Are Video Phones Back From The Dead? · · Score: 2

    During the 60's, when videophone was offered in Chicago, Bell said it wasn't successful because people let it ring on average 20 rings before answering as opposed to 4 rings for a normal phone. (Never mind that it cost $1800 per month, plus $10 per minute)...

  22. Re:Meanwhile, back in a place much like Newark on Verizon Lawyer Explains Telecoms' DMCA Position · · Score: 3, Funny
    Stunned, Satan picks up the phone and dials.
    How could it be? I thought Verizon was the Phone Company From Hell!!!!
  23. Ha! on New MP3 License Terms Demand $0.75 Per Decoder · · Score: 2, Funny

    Let them come to me to cough-out 75 for my license. I hope they have plenty of fun!!!

  24. Re:Artificial Gravity on Project Orion: The True Story of the Atomic Spaceship · · Score: 2
    If we were to develop a ship that accelerated at 9.8 m*m for the first half of a trip, and then slowed at the same rate for the second half of a trip, would that be sufficient for artificial gravity?
    Read Georges Rémi's (Hergé) Objectif Lune ( Destination Moon ) and On a marché sur la Lune (Explorers on the Moon ) comic books for an excellent story on the design, building and use of an atomic-powered rocket to the moon (and back - including an attempt at spacejacking) which provides artificial gravity through continuous 1G acceleration.

    The fact that it was written 50 years ago in Belgium does not remove much of it's scientific accurary.

  25. Freeman Dyson on Project Orion: The True Story of the Atomic Spaceship · · Score: 2
    Freeman Dyson (Freeman Dyson!) had no trouble believing in Ringworld.

    Introduction to The Ringworld Engineers (Larry Niven)